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Surprise Cook-Off Chaos, Kindergarten Battle Royale, and Conspiracy Theories

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Season 5

Send us a Text Message.

What happens when you're suddenly thrust into a culinary nightmare, tasked with grilling hundreds of hot dogs and sliders, only to discover an already lavish banquet awaiting you? Join us on this wild and hilarious journey as we recount the "Surprise Cook-Off Fiasco," a day filled with chaotic preparation, unexpected twists, and the anticlimactic realization that our intense efforts were, well, unnecessary. From feeling like game show contestants to the humorous frustrations of seeing our hard work overshadowed by pre-prepared dishes, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and relatable moments.

Ever wondered how many kindergartners you could fend off in an MMA-style battle royale? We did, and our absurd imagination took us to some hilariously dark places. As we shift gears, we dive into lighter topics like Kevin's newfound tan, grilling mishaps, and the nuances between the terms "Oriental" and "Asian." Our banter is lively and filled with jokes about makeup, lighting, and handling stress in chaotic situations. We even touch on goats, dietary myths, and the hilariously hypothetical scenario of battling tiny tots, ensuring an episode packed with unpredictability and laughter.

But it's not all fun and games; we also tackle some more serious and controversial topics. From reminiscing about the quirky drink Zima to debating privacy issues surrounding a teacher's controversial incident, we blend humor with thoughtful commentary. We share our movie theater drama, discuss government corruption, and venture into conspiracy theories, making bold claims and questioning the status quo. Wrapping up with outlandish plans involving bacon vests and vibrating panties, this episode promises a wild ride filled with laughs, debates, and the unique unpredictability that makes our podcast a must-listen.

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Chapters

00:05 - Surprise Cook-Off Fiasco Discussion

18:13 - Cook-Off Mishap and Oriental Humor

32:53 - Controversial Topics and Casual Banter

48:51 - Kindergarten Battle Royale Strategy

57:13 - Movie Theater Drama and Cop

01:10:01 - Government Corruption and Cover-Ups

01:21:24 - Government Corruption and Conspiracy Theories

01:28:23 - Conspiracy Theories and Bacon Vests

01:43:31 - Asian Sensation Comedy Gold

Transcript
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you know we'll, we'll surprise cook off, you know.

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I felt like I was on, like a.

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I felt like I was on sliders too.

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It wasn't even regular hamburgers.

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I felt.

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I felt like I was on like a, like a, like a game show.

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You know where you're like living in a house, just normal and shit.

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And then boom, someone knocks on your door and was like boom, someone knocks on your door and is like boom, cook off fucking 100 hot dogs and 100 fucking sliders.

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Bring them to a party.

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Was it 100 or was it 50?

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You know no hundreds, man, Like there were hundreds involved.

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Dude, there was plural involved.

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There were hundreds.

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Yeah, dude, yeah.

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I mean, did you bring a couple home?

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I'm fucking hungry.

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No, brought nothing home man.

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Nothing got home.

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Terrible.

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Terrible, You're not kidding man.

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That's why there's no bourbon in the barrel.

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So you cooked hundreds of sliders.

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Well, no Combined hot dogs and ham and sliders like hundreds.

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Okay, yeah, dude, I was manning the grill on the side deck, yeah.

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And you had to fucking grill at the party.

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No, no, no.

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You were manning the grill.

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Everything was made here.

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No, I know that, but you had to fucking, then you had to put it on.

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No, what was Ryan doing?

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He was there, he was just there.

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He was there.

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He said thank you.

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I was like you're welcome, motherfucker, you're welcome, as he was drinking his 60th beer of the day at 2 o'clock

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in the afternoon are we live?

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Dude we're recording dude.

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I walk in and there's like a 6-7 chafing dishes already full of shit between like fucking macaroni and cheese, chicken scarpiello um, uh, fucking, just like fried chicken cutlets grilled chicken Really.

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Yeah, dude, where's my invite to this party?

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Yeah.

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I would have liked something to eat today.

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Yeah, me too, dude.

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I didn't eat fucking anything man Is it because you were so bent out of shape about cooking the hundreds of hot dogs and sliders.

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Well, not even bent out of shape about cooking the hundreds of hot dogs and sliders?

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Well, not even bent out of shape.

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I was busy Fucking.

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I had a hot dog for breakfast.

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But by the time you got.

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I had a hot dog for breakfast with Lily because she was hungry.

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I was like you want a hot dog, you know because?

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I had Now you're fucking obese.

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Like I had the griddle, like already, already cooking.

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Did you put it in the microwave to finish it off?

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No, dude the griddle did the work.

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man Griddle did the work bro.

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Yeah man, since fucking like noon.

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I want to say noon.

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But you got to the party and the work was done, so why didn't you eat anything?

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Um just say you're, I ate some stuff, but you're on a mission.

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I had some mac and cheese really good.

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Um, actually I don't know where they got it from yeah, what fucking good are you?

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you have no information about this at all you know what man dude?

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I got there and I wanted to go.

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He's got the fish stick in his hands like I got there and I wanted to go.

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He's got the fish stick in his hands Like I got there and I wanted to go.

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Bro, Like I didn't want to fucking converse, I didn't want to fucking mingle.

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You know, I didn't want to fucking nothing, you know.

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So what you should have done is you should have went there, pounded a fifth of vodka and dropped your pants in the middle of the yard.

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Oh, so I had to bring like a cornhole and like two other yard games.

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You were so angry you cornholed somebody.

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Might as well have fucking just invited everybody over.

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Yeah why, didn't you just?

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have everyone here.

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At least a few would have still been here, you know why?

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Because it's not my fucking party.

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That's why, man.

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Sounds like it was your party, Like it's my cousin's kid.

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You know like.

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But aren't you close with your cousin?

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Yeah?

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so All right.

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Are you close?

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with her kid Ish.

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You know like Now it sounds like you were taken advantage of.

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A bit no Right.

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Yeah, a little bit.

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Yeah, you know, like you didn't show up and it wasn't like a drink waiting for you, or well.

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No, I mean like I didn't expect like fucking confetti and shit when I rolled up well, I didn't say confetti, I said a drink no, but like who you know, like if I asked you to cook several hundred hot dogs and sliders, but when you got to the house I would have had a drink ready for you.

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So I didn't show up with that stuff.

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I had sent my daughter ahead of time with the food.

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That's not the point.

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When I showed up, it wasn't like a time.

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I just ended up showing up.

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Dude, I'm not being argumentative, I'm just clarifying.

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I'm just like, yeah, if I was showing up with the food, yeah, I hear what you mean, so like.

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I sent my daughter with the food so like when I was coming it was like not a real set, like I was showing up with the food.

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I was going to do that.

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A real set they could have had when I got there you know like it was very casual.

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You know it wasn't like open bar.

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No, it was very casual.

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You know it wasn't like open bar.

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Was this at their home?

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No, it was not at their home.

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No, no.

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It was at a satellite place.

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So yeah, I mean yeah.

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So yeah, I didn't don't, and still.

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I feel like you were thanked properly a little fucking recognition in a nice cold bourbon regardless of all that my heart, regardless, you're regardless.

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Oh yeah, on the dark side.

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Oh yeah, you get my point.

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Like I just don't think, Like I don't even think it was needed.

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You know like, you know, like you had it catered and I'm fucking.

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What.

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What it was catered.

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You hit live and we get back into this, please.

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Can I have a fucking cigarette for us over live and I'm thirsty.

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I got nothing to drink.

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You didn't tell me it was catered.

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Where were you the past fucking 30 minutes man?

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You ruined the whole thing.

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I didn't hear him because he wasn't talking into the microphone when I had the headphones on and I was just listening to some good old so you weren't listening to when I was talking.

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Is that what we're opening with?

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By the way?

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Yeah, love it.

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Love it.

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So what do you have?

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Two six foot wedges and shit or more.

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No Chicken cutlets.

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There was no wedge Chicken.

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Chicken, scarpiello, mac and cheese.

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A number of salad platters.

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Yeah, two different salads Sounds like you don't need sliders and dogs.

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I would think sliders and dogs weren't necessary.

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Right, you know that was kind of like the oof.

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I hear you, I'm with you.

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I don't expect anybody to understand that except me.

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No, I get it From a guy who runs parties from time to time and large-scale gatherings.

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Yeah, I understand.

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But from a person who had to make shit for something that's not for any of his family, nor at his house.

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What, like?

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Whose fucking idea was this?

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Was it hers?

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Was it hers?

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You didn't ask that question, no dude, dude.

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You know what happened, bro.

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I was mowing the lawn yesterday, dude, uh-huh, right, yeah, and halfway through I had finished my Captain and Coke, so you came in for a little fresky.

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No, no, I parked it under the fucking maple tree in the yard, because there's a bunch of chairs there and there's a camping chair with a cup holder.

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So I got out and I got off the lawnmower to put the fucking cup in the cup holder because it was empty right and they rolled up with the burgers, the hot dogs, the buns, like all this fucking shit.

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Who's they?

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My cousin, um, my aunt, uh-huh, my cousin's kid who was graduating.

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Graduating right.

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I was like what's going on, like what's going on and like I brought all this shit inside.

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They had to go and you know and find out.

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I got to fuck all this shit off.

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So they came over, they dropped the shit off, gave you no instruction and just left, Not even a thanks, Uncle Kev.

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Nothing.

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Well, I mean sure there was like a pleasantry exchanged here.

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You know like what have you?

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Oh, you know like there was a lot of like the I can't believe you're working outside in this heat.

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Well, you know like just like BS conversation, you know.

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Yeah, wow, it's hot.

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Now cook my food.

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And I'm just like, okay, I see what's going on here.

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I'm going to have to look for the pictures, because I know someone will be posting pictures and when I see them I'm going to be like, wow, those sliders and hot dogs look pretty fucking good.

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That's what I'm going to.

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New batteries no you just got to charge it.

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Oh, excellent, we'll leave that for you.

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Oh.

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Well, it's Maddie's, it's correct, Kevin, it's Maddie's fucking toy.

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No, it's Maddie's.

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It's correct, kevin, it's Maddie's fucking toy.

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No, it's fine.

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Dude, I've never really used it.

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You have more experience using it.

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Man Drive it home.

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Will you give it to him?

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please Drive it home.

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No, I don't want it Like I'm not.

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No, oh shit, Great another button for him to not hit.

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Well, at least his sausage fingers will catch that.

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I don't know they're so arthritic right now.

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You got your cowbell Kev.

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Yeah, I think we're gonna Fucking cowbell man.

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Alright I mean Sorry, little fucking.

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Why's the door open?

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Right, sorry, I don't know who didn't shut it.

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Fucking Captain Half-Ass over here, oh so.

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I'm going to Molotov cocktail somebody.

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Tonight's the night motherfucker A human being.

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Tonight is the night.

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A human being is going to get Molotov cocktail tonight, all right.

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I just want you to know.

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In the movie there was tambourine played in the song Fuck.

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Yeah, there was Fuck yeah, there was Motherfucker.

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I had to choose one stupid thing On fucking DraftKings Bet.

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And.

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It was a plus 4300 and I bet $10.

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I would have won 4300.

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Yeah, so I took the under on the and I bet $10.

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I would have won $4,300.

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Yeah, so I took the under on the Total for Mets.

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But no, the other ones already hit.

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You would have won $430 on $10, on $100?

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No, actually it was more than that.

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They had this thing, something booster.

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I don't know what the fuck it was, but it came out.

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It was going to be $4,000 for $10.

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It was five picks on a.

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Uh-huh, I hit four of them, you hit four and the Mets fucked you.

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Because they scored more runs.

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The one time I, I would keep the Mets out of any sort of.

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No, but like.

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Big issue at this point?

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No, no.

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Nimmo Total bases.

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Severino has six strikeouts and I put he was going to have five plus, and you guys have like false hope on your season too.

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You can't say anything, because it's always— you can't trust the Mets, you can't trust the.

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Mets Live.

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Go live, go live.

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We're shutting him off already, right, this is going to be a good one.

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That's wrong, and controversial.

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You can't trust the Mets.

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It's betting.

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I can talk loud bro, I can talk fucking loud.

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Okay, all right Listen.

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I can do that Okay.

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You got your cowbell.

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You can't silence me.

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I got my fucking cowbell.

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You need it, are you ready?

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Yeah, I'm fucking ready.

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All right, matthew, are you ready?

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Yeah, I'm fucking ready.

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All right, matthew, are you ready?

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As ready as I'm going to be, Patrick.

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What do we got?

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What genre?

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Obviously he wasn't listening when we just said it.

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Nope not at all.

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It's fired up, but why should this be surprising?

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Who is that?

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On the dark side.

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Oh, okay, okay, there we okay Okay.

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There we go.

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Who's on the fucking?

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Who's that, though?

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That's Eddie and the Cruisers, bro yeah.

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Yeah.

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Go live, we're live.

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Yeah, here we go, all right.

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You think that's enough.

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What we do in life echoes in eternity.

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See you next time.

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What flavor is that?

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That's hair vodka yeah, what flavor is that?

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Berry Berry vodka.

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Vodka flavored berries.

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What color is that?

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I thought it was fruit punch, but it was berry, so it's a little pink.

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You got the special Gatorade Zero Fat Punch, alright.

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Well, jesus God, I'm trying to avoid the diabetes.

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Diabetes, ladies and gentlemen, yeah, well, jesus God.

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I'm trying to avoid the diabetes Diabetes, diabetes, diabetes.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another fucking, dysfunctional episode of the Take a Deep Shove.

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So, dysfunctional.

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We don't even know what number it is.

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We don't care anymore Ish 100-ish, right, yeah, it's 100 and something, yeah, Ish.

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Make sure you download and get the 20 minutes of pre-show banter.

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Yeah.

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Only on Spotify, apple Podcast or your favorite place to listen to.

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Yeah, which is theticketdeepshowcom?

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Theticketdeepshowcom.

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And don't bother calling the hotline because it doesn't work anymore.

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Like and share Hotline's dead For now, for now, however, if you have, Pat's private number.

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Feel free to call that all you want.

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Nobody's going to call me.

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If you do, that'll make me feel better.

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If you do.

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Do you want me to put your number out there for him?

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No, you know what's funny Like all these?

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Facebook things still have the.

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It doesn't look good for Patty Flea thing Is it really yeah, dude Like it still shows up.

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I saw it the other day, Dude, I took that off forever ago and that's great.

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I was trying to find that Funny.

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You say that because I was trying to find that when I was going live.

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I don't even know where it is on the page.

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So if there's any technical people out there who want to work for free and help us out, hit us up.

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But don't call the hotline.

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The hotline doesn't work.

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And don't call my personal line either, because I don't want to talk to you.

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So you can call.

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Matty, how about go to takeadeepshowcom and leave us a message?

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Yeah, well, they can also leave a voicemail, too, on the website.

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Really.

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Yeah, there's a thing set up where, if they press the microphone, they can Press the microphone.

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They can do a voice message.

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I'm going to leave you a voicemail message on the website Suck my dick.

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That's what.

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I'm going to get.

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Perhaps, I'll try to think of something a little more clever and I am so happy because I'm looking at the screen right now and I'm seeing the color of Kevin, how much tanner he looks.

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A little more healthy, right you look?

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so much more healthier.

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We back the light up a little bit.

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It's a shirt.

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It brings out the color.

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I have been out in the sun.

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It's a pastel.

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It could be just like now I look better.

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Oh, I don't know Sounds like confidence to me.

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Let's not do that Sounds like someone's been drinking today.

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I've been drinking since like fucking, I don't know noon, maybe prior.

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On.

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Wednesday yeah, he was.

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What time did you start cooking?

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I didn't start cooking until like 1.30.

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There was definitely drinks before.

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That I was stressed out well beforehand.

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Can we talk about your day today?

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Did you say stretched out, stressed, oh, stressed, stepped out.

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I was like fuck, you got stretched out before this too.

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It's a terrible day for you, kevin loves gaping that's your fucking hemorrhoid, donut feel so how was your day today?

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because you know, I, I, I saw the, the, the beginning of the shit storm so okay, so knowing what, my day was I.

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I sort of voluntarily slept on the couch For what you know, fell asleep downstairs, often Away from dogs, everyone and whatnot you know.

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Woke up probably around six, had my coffee, played my fucking phone games and then around like I don't know, like 8.

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Hey't know like hey ben 8, 39 o'clock.

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Like I thought, we voted him out no, he's our number one fan put that put that shit away and saddled up for the day, which included, uh, cooking off like 100 sliders, 100 fucking hot dogs.

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It was a cook-off against bobby flay is what it was.

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What did you season the sliders with?

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I threw some Montreal steak on there One side.

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One side, cause they're, you know they're thin, yeah, they were small.

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You want to over season.

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You don't want to over season.

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That's a fucking Rookie move.

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Especially when you're Bringing them to somebody's Party after they.

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Yeah, yeah, just Especially when you're bringing them to somebody's party after they just drop them off for you to cook without telling you and if I?

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Was you, I would have put a little fucking dog in there, or something.

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You know, like the chick does on Instagram.

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Yeah, Now I knew the day we took a turn for the worse, and the ultimate worst is when he was pulling the hot dogs out of the oven.

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You started them in the oven, did you.

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Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

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He grilled them, no, I so the like.

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I was grilling the sliders on the grill outside on the deck on the grill right and the hot dogs I had on the griddle which has a like a grill yes, a grill great side.

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Yeah, yeah to it um yeah, okay, they're hot dogs, you know whatever no big wolf um, and so each like, successive like.

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So I had the oven on too, like 210 ish, you know like started started off at three something, because I just threw it on and threw the pan in there.

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So I went to grab it after the first batch and I fucking you caught the pan.

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No, it was just too hot to handle, too cold to hold.

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Man, that's a good line.

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Like I dropped that shit.

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Shit like it was hot.

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Yeah, like no joke.

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It's hot like it's another good line.

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Um yeah, so that was the first, uh, only the first, round of hot dogs.

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So like it's not, like many were compromised, so um you know, but what we got?

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pat, fix the camera.

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What the fuck's the matter with you?

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How come it's not straight?

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What are you talking about?

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I think he means like oh no, he's talking.

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You want to know why.

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You know, it's because of this Like the sign's, not like squared up with the frame.

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Yeah, you know what I mean, because the sign is not square if you look at it straight.

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Yeah, something there, well, hey look at it this way At least it's not beaming off your forehead tonight no.

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Thank God, I'm actually a little bummed about that.

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What's going on?

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Did you do a little powder before the show tonight?

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Keep the glare off, fucking baby.

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We got makeup people now, yeah, what's going on here?

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That's it.

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I got hit with one of those big fucking pads.

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Holy shit, shit.

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Makeup Poof.

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Dude, we gotta find people who can work for free for us and just do some shit.

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It'll be so much funnier, I'm pretty sure Ben's game.

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What if we had a little Asian dude who comes running in and Why's it gotta be an Asian dude?

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A little, oriental A little.

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Oriental, a little Oriental, right?

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I mean, are we Well, I don't know.

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I feel like Oriental encompasses everything, right?

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I thought Asian does.

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I was under the impression that Asian did as well.

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Where did?

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you get.

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Oriental.

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Well, I feel like.

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I feel like we're talking about the massage parlor now.

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I feel like Asian would include the Philippines, like when Oriana wouldn't.

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It's more like mainland.

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Do they come over?

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Do they actually have a?

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tattoo that says made in Hong Kong Sorry.

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Listen, columbus, here we go, all right.

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Stop it, Stop it.

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I was trying to find Drop it Like it's hot because I wanted to fucking play man Shit.

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That sucks.

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You've heard of the Orient right.

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Yes, you've never heard of the train.

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You've never heard of the Asian.

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Shut up, bitch.

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Oh my God, Hard stop.

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As compared to a geographic place like the Orient, you would think people would be like oh, like Japan, china, something like that right.

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Or the spa, you know, maybe Taiwan, depending on where you fall on that.

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You know, Made in China.

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I mean, obviously we're at that point with you.

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So where do you fall on it?

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Obviously it's oriental.

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I'm with Taiwan, the fuck yeah oriental.

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They throw like 80 out of the womb in Taiwan.

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That's what I heard, dude.

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I saw some crazy thing with little Chinese kids Running around what looked like they had.

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It was like plastic guns with phones on it and they were like Playing this game.

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And there was like 20 of with phones on it and they were like playing this game and it was like 20 of them.

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It's fucking weird dude plastic guns.

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It looked like plastic guns, but like there was a phone on top of it, like slid in and it looked like a video game on the phone.

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What was it?

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Prank calling people?

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No, it was like these kids were like running around pretending to shoot at people so have you ever seen the video?

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of like the Well Pat some place that's called training Of like the Secret invasion.

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Like I forget.

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If it's like, I'm sure it's Chinese, but like the Asian kids, like breaking down like a fucking Glock 9 on their desk yes, I've seen that video, like, have you seen that shit?

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They're like fucking eight years old.

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They're like fucking eight years old.

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They're fucking checking a Glock 9 on their fucking desk.

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Take a field strip of pistol and like putting hands up waiting to get checked.

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It's like, well, are you kidding me, man?

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Like we're our guys that play Pokemon.

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You know, Like even the adults are playing Pokemon.

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Bubba Joe, what's up pal?

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Oh, joe, joe, Joe, joseph Mason, we need to talk to you about your performance.

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Shazam, shazam.

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I'm not going to lie, I passed out.

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You were upstairs already, that's all I know.

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That was the day.

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Yeah, I went back.

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That was the day.

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That was the day I had a day.

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I remembered it.

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So I'm downstairs.

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I was like, let, let me throw it on and I'm watching it.

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And there was some song, joe, I thought you would know some songs and I was a little disappointed.

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I was calling out the songs before you answered and no lie though, some of the shit that was on there.

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There's gotta be a level.

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There's gotta be a level of pressure being on the show rather than sitting on your couch and barking the answer at the TV.

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I would think you know, like For those of us that were awake, yeah.

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so what happens was like a song would play right.

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It didn't play nothing for nothing.

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The samples played for a while.

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They did, yes, Like Jamie Foxx danced like 40 times.

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I have to get this off my chest, can I?

00:27:08.280 --> 00:27:08.563
Go ahead.

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Joe is Jamie Foxx.

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Okay, is it the real Jamie Foxx, Right?

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Or is it his clone, Clone from Tyrone?

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Do we know Jamie Foxx?

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F-o-x-x, F-O-X-X, squared?

00:27:27.682 --> 00:27:29.548
We got like the Jeopardy music we could play.

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Yeah, we could do that While we're waiting, it's funny how we're sitting here waiting for the answer.

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Sure.

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But I got to get something off my chest.

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I actually.

00:27:36.740 --> 00:27:47.048
Once Joe was eliminated, I stopped watching because I had no more interest, but I will tell you, it appeared to be the real Jamie Foxx, very nice.

00:27:49.030 --> 00:27:51.295
We'll still play it Nice.

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Took them all that time to get it so those two motherfuckers on the end that were winning were the most annoying douchebag cocksuckery motherfuckers.

00:28:02.645 --> 00:28:07.250
Oh my God, I wanted to punch that one guy with the shitlocks fucking on his head.

00:28:07.250 --> 00:28:09.047
I wanted to punch him right in the fucking mouth.

00:28:09.047 --> 00:28:10.645
It just annoyed the fuck out of me.

00:28:10.980 --> 00:28:15.324
So like was it like random partner Like Joe didn't bring the partner with him?

00:28:15.324 --> 00:28:16.828
Like how'd that work?

00:28:17.390 --> 00:28:22.262
They were probably yeah, I don't think they no, that was his buddy from the railroad on the railroad.

00:28:22.262 --> 00:28:23.191
Oh, so it's two people, so you?

00:28:23.251 --> 00:28:28.039
come together as a group but you sort of play against each other.

00:28:28.039 --> 00:28:31.090
No, you're playing as a group but you're going against two others.

00:28:31.656 --> 00:28:33.887
So what happens is so genre.

00:28:33.887 --> 00:28:36.763
They'll say genre, and then song comes on.

00:28:36.763 --> 00:28:39.442
Once the song comes on, boom.

00:28:39.442 --> 00:28:42.483
Four answers for whatever the name of the song is.

00:28:42.483 --> 00:28:48.067
Now, if two people chose the same song, they'll break it down to who pressed the buzzer quicker.

00:28:48.299 --> 00:28:54.409
Yeah, okay, right, right, and I don't think Joe's buzzer was working, so it's a team, but individual.

00:28:55.092 --> 00:28:55.855
You know what you want to know.

00:28:55.855 --> 00:28:57.405
Joe buzzer wasn't working.

00:28:57.405 --> 00:28:58.127
I hooked it up.

00:28:58.127 --> 00:28:59.566
That's why Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Teams of three.

00:29:00.820 --> 00:29:02.202
Oh, three teams of two.

00:29:02.202 --> 00:29:05.125
I was going to say that I got to go back and rewatch the show.

00:29:05.746 --> 00:29:08.288
Three teams of what, what, what?

00:29:08.288 --> 00:29:13.253
Well, joe's button wasn't working because I had to hook it up, so I apologize for that, joe.

00:29:13.334 --> 00:29:16.056
Well, that was a poor choice in technical advisors, Joseph.

00:29:16.056 --> 00:29:16.497
Yeah.

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Tell them to find the Chinese guy.

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Oriental.

00:29:20.268 --> 00:29:21.070
There we go.

00:29:21.079 --> 00:29:26.825
Taiwanese, whatever you want well, the two Jersey Shore chicks their buttons worked yeah which button?

00:29:26.884 --> 00:29:28.230
which buttons are you talking about?

00:29:30.483 --> 00:29:34.932
someone's definitely pressing their buttons backstage um, no dude like I know.

00:29:34.951 --> 00:29:36.943
I know he's well versed in music.

00:29:36.943 --> 00:29:38.510
I'm somewhat well versed in music.

00:29:38.510 --> 00:29:41.080
You're, you're like you're old school, you're just.

00:29:41.080 --> 00:29:42.823
I don't know if you're really well versed in.

00:29:43.363 --> 00:29:44.825
I'm just a trivia idiot.

00:29:44.825 --> 00:29:51.012
Dude, there was some shit on there, I'm just like I'm going to tell you right now it was a couple I got that everyone got wrong.

00:29:51.012 --> 00:29:51.874
I couldn't believe it.

00:29:51.874 --> 00:29:52.054
No.

00:29:53.355 --> 00:29:53.816
You're special.

00:29:55.701 --> 00:29:56.804
Go fuck yourself, Pat.

00:29:57.085 --> 00:29:57.646
You know what?

00:29:57.646 --> 00:29:58.710
Just go fuck yourself.

00:29:59.019 --> 00:30:00.404
I fucking had it today with the voting.

00:30:00.424 --> 00:30:05.138
Right, like fuck man, like you can't give the guys some dap bro, like come on man, fuck you guys.

00:30:05.159 --> 00:30:06.846
Dap who the hell says dap anymore?

00:30:06.925 --> 00:30:09.667
I don't know, the kids still say that stuff.

00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:11.444
Yeah, they talk about drip and shit.

00:30:11.464 --> 00:30:12.710
Mikey, mikey, I'm sure.

00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:12.941
Whereas.

00:30:12.980 --> 00:30:14.468
Mikey's watching right now upstairs.

00:30:14.468 --> 00:30:29.455
So can we get if he's listening like cool, I'm sure it was much easier at home.

00:30:29.476 --> 00:30:30.138
Is that still fresh?

00:30:30.138 --> 00:30:37.690
So are we going to have Mrs Thunderson proctor.

00:30:37.690 --> 00:30:40.954
What we discussed we could.

00:30:41.161 --> 00:30:48.834
I don't see why not Like she's a, you know, legit authority that could like administer some sort of something like that.

00:30:48.940 --> 00:30:54.107
If she could handle the 15 idiots from the fantasy book bowling, she'd be honest, you know, in her proctoring.

00:30:54.107 --> 00:30:55.525
She'll give me a fucking zero.

00:30:55.525 --> 00:30:58.068
She will make fun of us like there's no tomorrow.

00:30:58.160 --> 00:31:04.969
Matt you're retarded, your special needs so that you qualify for state aid.

00:31:07.181 --> 00:31:10.911
I'll be walking out of the house with a helmet on Yay.

00:31:13.761 --> 00:31:14.884
So what we're going to do?

00:31:15.484 --> 00:31:17.630
we've got to figure out when we're going to do this.

00:31:17.630 --> 00:31:19.212
Tell the story.

00:31:20.384 --> 00:31:21.969
Well, let me just say what we're going to do first.

00:31:21.969 --> 00:31:24.848
So we're going to be taking an IQ test.

00:31:24.848 --> 00:31:28.365
All right, the reason why we're going to take an IQ test.

00:31:28.365 --> 00:31:30.251
I took an IQ test the other day.

00:31:30.251 --> 00:31:34.708
I'm close to Listen.

00:31:34.708 --> 00:31:36.132
It was a 121.

00:31:37.740 --> 00:31:39.247
This is how Pat took the test.

00:31:39.247 --> 00:31:41.547
See, see, see, see, see.

00:31:41.547 --> 00:31:44.970
It was like one of them Facebook things.

00:31:46.424 --> 00:31:47.788
I got a certificate for it.

00:31:48.080 --> 00:31:49.285
It gave me a breakdown of everything.

00:31:49.285 --> 00:31:49.948
It's so cute.

00:31:50.599 --> 00:31:54.790
So that means about as much as Kevin's self-proclaimed PAC.

00:31:58.169 --> 00:31:59.451
It was a paint-by-number certificate.

00:31:59.451 --> 00:32:04.082
So I'm sitting there thinking human beings use what 10% of their brain, right?

00:32:04.082 --> 00:32:04.652
Yeah, that's what Morgan Freeman said in Lucy.

00:32:04.652 --> 00:32:05.894
So I'm sitting there thinking human beings use what 10% of their brain, right?

00:32:05.851 --> 00:32:07.769
Isn't that the yeah, that's what Morgan Freeman said in Lucy.

00:32:07.769 --> 00:32:10.928
Yeah, so I'm thinking, if I have a 121 IQ.

00:32:11.489 --> 00:32:12.291
I'm only using-.

00:32:12.291 --> 00:32:21.613
You could have like a 12,100, man I'm using like a 4% of my brain because I really have not used the intelligence 20 second timeout.

00:32:21.673 --> 00:32:24.356
Sure, joe, all kidding aside, you got to come back in studio.

00:32:24.356 --> 00:32:25.618
The intelligence 20 second time out.

00:32:25.618 --> 00:32:24.297
Sure, joe, all kidding aside, you got to come back in studio.

00:32:24.297 --> 00:32:34.025
I want to hear about this whole process like in detail, because we're not going to get it now because Pat's talking about he's a fucking super genius after the Facebook IQ test.

00:32:34.025 --> 00:32:35.929
All right, continue.

00:32:37.471 --> 00:32:39.887
Do you want to go over some algorithms, or what do you want to do?

00:32:39.887 --> 00:32:41.095
Oh, you want to do algorithms.

00:32:41.095 --> 00:32:48.910
No, no, no, nothing I can't do that, but I'm very good at figuring out shapes and whatever those big words Kevin said.

00:32:48.910 --> 00:32:54.387
Spatial relations, yes, those things Really good at it, kevin knows about spatial relations.

00:33:01.701 --> 00:33:03.794
I don't know why that's funny Like I don't.

00:33:03.794 --> 00:33:06.122
I don't know why that's funny Like I don't.

00:33:06.122 --> 00:33:10.188
Like, I'm trying to figure it out, but I don't know why.

00:33:10.208 --> 00:33:11.349
That's all right, think about it, it'll be fine.

00:33:11.349 --> 00:33:12.030
Yeah, I'm still.

00:33:12.030 --> 00:33:13.814
It's fine, it's fine.

00:33:14.795 --> 00:33:16.582
It's fine, there's never.

00:33:16.582 --> 00:33:18.829
There's never like a yeah, crickets.

00:33:18.829 --> 00:33:21.742
That's the one thing we don't have Right.

00:33:21.742 --> 00:33:22.523
We got the good old.

00:33:22.523 --> 00:33:23.424
That's the one thing we don't have Right.

00:33:23.424 --> 00:33:25.127
We got the good old scream.

00:33:25.127 --> 00:33:28.553
But Buzzer, what else?

00:33:28.553 --> 00:33:28.833
You want?

00:33:28.833 --> 00:33:30.675
Crickets?

00:33:30.675 --> 00:33:31.962
You want some.

00:33:31.962 --> 00:33:38.048
Yeah, oh, oh, yeah, can't wait to get some spatial recognition down on the couch tonight.

00:33:38.048 --> 00:33:39.711
All right, spatial relations.

00:33:39.711 --> 00:33:42.124
Oh, I'm going to relation on the couch.

00:33:42.124 --> 00:33:48.625
Interspatial relations yeah man While watching MCU.

00:33:50.861 --> 00:33:51.785
That's a fair point, Ben.

00:33:52.921 --> 00:33:53.623
I'm not reading Ben's.

00:33:53.623 --> 00:33:54.625
I can't even fucking read that.

00:33:54.645 --> 00:33:56.872
My eyes are so bad it's all right, you don't need to see it.

00:33:56.872 --> 00:33:59.346
I get some construction paper, some crayons.

00:33:59.346 --> 00:34:00.169
We can respond later.

00:34:02.500 --> 00:34:03.704
Oh, I sign my name in crayons.

00:34:03.704 --> 00:34:07.960
He'll never come to the studio again, ever.

00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:09.322
Ben, were you really ever going to come to the studio?

00:34:09.322 --> 00:34:10.465
Listen, white girl wasted.

00:34:12.250 --> 00:34:12.731
Oh.

00:34:13.512 --> 00:34:16.045
Now Lines need to be drawn.

00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:17.400
Man OD'd on Zima.

00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:25.731
Sorry, Sorry Ben.

00:34:26.052 --> 00:34:27.853
Oh, pearl Harbor attack.

00:34:27.853 --> 00:34:29.635
Oh my God Zinger.

00:34:31.762 --> 00:34:32.061
Oh.

00:34:32.081 --> 00:34:33.023
Fuck, do you remember Zima?

00:34:33.465 --> 00:34:33.844
I do.

00:34:35.306 --> 00:34:36.750
That shit was so good Zima coming in.

00:34:36.750 --> 00:34:40.375
Zima alert.

00:34:40.375 --> 00:34:43.858
So good to drink at like 8 o'clock in the morning after a fucking bender.

00:34:44.018 --> 00:34:47.911
Yeah, it was great to have with a fucking sandwich, it was very refreshing.

00:34:48.139 --> 00:34:49.125
It was like a Sprite.

00:34:49.125 --> 00:34:50.344
Start the day off, right.

00:34:50.344 --> 00:34:52.009
Yeah, dude.

00:34:54.347 --> 00:34:55.632
It was fucking Sprite.

00:34:55.632 --> 00:35:01.760
It's like a light, maybe like a cream soda type.

00:35:01.800 --> 00:35:02.925
Ate that shit for breakfast.

00:35:02.925 --> 00:35:05.585
Man, how long did that shit last?

00:35:05.585 --> 00:35:07.387
Like six months, it seemed.

00:35:07.581 --> 00:35:08.619
No, it was out for a while.

00:35:08.739 --> 00:35:09.885
A couple years, I guess.

00:35:09.885 --> 00:35:15.567
Right Like a handful of years, maybe like four, five, maybe At the most, because then I remember something happened with it.

00:35:15.567 --> 00:35:19.050
I bet you can still find it somewhere in like fucking Mexico right.

00:35:22.905 --> 00:35:24.047
I don't know it came back.

00:35:24.047 --> 00:35:25.771
It had a quick comeback for a minute.

00:35:25.952 --> 00:35:26.233
Really.

00:35:27.181 --> 00:35:31.047
Yeah, they did like a special run of it, oh man like a.

00:35:31.688 --> 00:35:32.130
Zima.

00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:33.766
Limited edition Zima.

00:35:35.911 --> 00:35:36.655
We drank it.

00:35:36.699 --> 00:35:38.065
We got the special edition.

00:35:38.085 --> 00:35:38.166
Zima.

00:35:39.702 --> 00:35:41.347
Ben, what do you mean, adios bitches?

00:35:41.347 --> 00:35:43.425
Come on, come on now.

00:35:43.425 --> 00:35:45.367
Oh, here he goes.

00:35:46.260 --> 00:35:47.987
He's playing passive aggressive right now.

00:35:47.987 --> 00:35:49.565
That's no good.

00:35:49.565 --> 00:35:50.860
What I mean?

00:35:50.860 --> 00:35:52.085
Can we change his name to White Girl?

00:35:52.085 --> 00:35:52.405
Wasted On Us.

00:35:52.405 --> 00:35:53.389
You can't quit me.

00:35:53.389 --> 00:35:58.503
Can't quit me.

00:35:59.646 --> 00:36:00.369
Here we go.

00:36:01.150 --> 00:36:03.809
All right, listen, tell Diddy to relax over there.

00:36:03.989 --> 00:36:08.085
You need us Ben, you need us Ben, you need us Ben, you need me, buddy.

00:36:09.320 --> 00:36:14.204
I was trying to think of, like Stop the fact I was even thinking about a quote from Brokeback Mountain.

00:36:14.224 --> 00:36:14.646
You know what?

00:36:14.646 --> 00:36:20.396
I mean the fact that you watched that movie enough to be able to quote it.

00:36:20.396 --> 00:36:20.878
No, no, no, no, no.

00:36:22.684 --> 00:36:23.264
No.

00:36:24.748 --> 00:36:25.871
I gotta get that sound bite of her.

00:36:25.871 --> 00:36:31.567
You know she lost her job, what she lost her job, why?

00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:35.251
Because she liked to spit on a dick in private of her own home.

00:36:35.331 --> 00:36:38.824
She was a teacher, oh, and they asked her to resign.

00:36:38.824 --> 00:36:42.135
Wow, nothing for nothing.

00:36:42.135 --> 00:36:44.856
Why she's on vacation.

00:36:45.369 --> 00:36:50.954
So honestly that really can't happen because there's usually a teacher's union involved somewhere, but they asked her to.

00:36:51.570 --> 00:36:52.916
I read the article yesterday on it.

00:36:53.949 --> 00:36:55.273
You don't have to defend yourself.

00:36:55.273 --> 00:36:55.876
We love you.

00:36:55.876 --> 00:36:56.699
Don't listen to Pat.

00:36:56.699 --> 00:36:57.280
He's a dildo.

00:36:57.280 --> 00:37:01.416
But let's get back to Of course he can't defend himself.

00:37:01.416 --> 00:37:02.893
He falls to the right.

00:37:02.893 --> 00:37:05.577
Shut up, shut up it and defend himself.

00:37:05.577 --> 00:37:06.139
He falls to the right.

00:37:06.219 --> 00:37:06.579
Shut up.

00:37:06.579 --> 00:37:07.382
Shut up, it's from the fall.

00:37:07.402 --> 00:37:07.983
Just shut up.

00:37:07.983 --> 00:37:09.567
I'm just saying it's from the fall.

00:37:09.586 --> 00:37:12.275
Shut up, get back to this bitch losing her fucking job.

00:37:12.275 --> 00:37:21.565
So she was asked to resign and there was really no grounds on it due to the fact it didn't occur on school grounds.

00:37:21.869 --> 00:37:22.817
She was on vacation.

00:37:22.817 --> 00:37:25.619
There's no context or substance.

00:37:27.250 --> 00:37:31.614
And I guess there's a huge uproaring now and they're doing a GoFundMe for her legal team.

00:37:31.614 --> 00:37:34.418
You get Cochran in there, johnny.

00:37:34.418 --> 00:37:36.460
Did you say cock Cochran?

00:37:36.460 --> 00:37:38.023
Johnny Cochran in there, johnny Cochran.

00:37:38.744 --> 00:37:39.525
He's still alive.

00:37:39.525 --> 00:37:47.996
No, he's dead, dude he didn't die, but he didn't say Cochrane, he said Cochrane.

00:37:48.016 --> 00:37:48.257
Oh, oh oh.

00:37:48.257 --> 00:37:49.722
The light went on Six minutes later.

00:37:49.742 --> 00:37:51.570
A little late, but it went on Ah.

00:37:51.570 --> 00:37:52.753
Such a good noise too.

00:37:52.753 --> 00:37:53.255
I love that.

00:37:53.255 --> 00:37:54.119
That's a great noise.

00:37:56.150 --> 00:37:57.898
I tell you all you motherfuckers got to.

00:37:57.898 --> 00:37:59.755
Enough is enough with this shit.

00:38:00.177 --> 00:38:00.458
With what.

00:38:01.773 --> 00:38:02.516
Why would they want?

00:38:02.516 --> 00:38:07.117
Why, because here's the deal.

00:38:07.117 --> 00:38:08.469
Are you actually defending the school district?

00:38:08.550 --> 00:38:12.376
No, no, no, no, Okay, everybody's too sensitive.

00:38:12.376 --> 00:38:21.320
God forbid you hear bad words or something inappropriate and your ears are burning Like a person who says it them to damnation.

00:38:21.320 --> 00:38:22.648
It's fucking crazy.

00:38:23.072 --> 00:38:26.771
You know what it is, damnation.

00:38:26.771 --> 00:38:27.632
You know it's like it's fucking crazy.

00:38:27.632 --> 00:38:28.173
You know what it is.

00:38:28.173 --> 00:38:32.603
It's like when the like the head soccer mom, fucking pioneers of cause, like they all get behind it.

00:38:32.603 --> 00:38:36.135
Man, you know, like that's really what it is well, you know what?

00:38:36.135 --> 00:38:37.619
Like right or wrong, like it.

00:38:37.619 --> 00:38:38.601
You know what I'm saying.

00:38:38.601 --> 00:38:46.115
Right because like got these like bitches, whether it's a man or a woman, you know it could be staying home with the kids.

00:38:46.175 --> 00:38:51.693
I honestly thought you were gonna say we got these bitches and you're just like we're just talking about straight females?

00:38:51.693 --> 00:39:12.585
Well, yeah, them too um my fave but you know they got nothing fucking better to do than fucking like that's what I'm saying, like start a cause and make them important and shit you know like that's the thing you see on social media now, where people will sit behind their computer and search for people's previous tweets.

00:39:12.585 --> 00:39:15.231
Oh, dude, that was 20 years ago, dude.

00:39:15.291 --> 00:39:20.722
That little fucking idea is the reason why it's no longer Uncle Ben's, it's Ben's.

00:39:20.722 --> 00:39:30.777
It's no longer Aunt Jemima's syrup, you know, like it's no longer the fucking Redskins, it's no longer Aunt Jemima's syrup, you know, like it's no longer the fucking Redskins, it's no longer the fucking disabled list, it's no longer fucking Disabled list.

00:39:32.032 --> 00:39:33.239
Yeah, remember, it used to be the DL.

00:39:33.239 --> 00:39:33.722
You used to go on.

00:39:34.711 --> 00:39:37.259
Yeah, now it's the injured list, because you know like.

00:39:37.500 --> 00:39:39.574
Can't call them disabled, you know that's fucking.

00:39:41.793 --> 00:39:44.960
It's kind of funny Like they snuck that one in there on everybody.

00:39:44.960 --> 00:39:47.324
You know, like nobody even fucking realized that one.

00:39:48.690 --> 00:39:49.532
They were like oh, it's the IO.

00:39:49.532 --> 00:39:53.217
Well, don't the Redskins have a loss?

00:39:53.217 --> 00:39:57.005
Or they're trying to get a lawsuit against them because of the original logo.

00:39:57.650 --> 00:40:07.045
There's litigation pending against them from the Native American Guardians Association.

00:40:07.045 --> 00:40:10.396
Native American Guardians Association.

00:40:10.396 --> 00:40:12.802
Naga NAGA, not MAGA NAGA.

00:40:14.045 --> 00:40:14.987
What up NAGA?

00:40:15.248 --> 00:40:15.668
NAMBO.

00:40:15.668 --> 00:40:17.434
What To change the name?

00:40:17.434 --> 00:40:18.157
What up NAGA?

00:40:18.157 --> 00:40:26.963
Because they feel like their culture is being erased by them and not just willing to part with whatever.

00:40:27.309 --> 00:40:30.521
Everyone took it too far, protecting the Native Americans.

00:40:32.510 --> 00:40:36.739
Ben, I do not want to hook two on my clit-sized knob, okay.

00:40:36.760 --> 00:40:43.880
Wow so now we're changing your name to White Girl Wasted.

00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:47.355
Ben answered Pearl Harbor with a little Nagasaki.

00:40:47.494 --> 00:40:53.835
Yeah, look at it there you go there, it is there, it is Eat a dick Ben.

00:40:53.835 --> 00:40:58.295
Oh, that's fucking beautiful we're going to have to favorite that one.

00:40:58.295 --> 00:40:59.259
No, why.

00:41:00.010 --> 00:41:01.436
Come on, it's a favorite.

00:41:01.556 --> 00:41:02.298
We favored it.

00:41:02.298 --> 00:41:04.217
It's not going to be up there the whole time.

00:41:04.217 --> 00:41:07.414
You need to like.

00:41:07.414 --> 00:41:09.420
He needs to accept his.

00:41:09.891 --> 00:41:10.929
He's accepted it.

00:41:11.050 --> 00:41:14.601
I feel, like he's done just fine and we need to move on.

00:41:15.070 --> 00:41:17.197
We can do that until the next time he comes back.

00:41:18.539 --> 00:41:20.333
No, no, I think we need to move forward.

00:41:20.375 --> 00:41:21.036
I love Ben.

00:41:21.269 --> 00:41:23.295
You know, we all love Ben.

00:41:23.777 --> 00:41:25.992
Love him, absolutely Love him.

00:41:26.012 --> 00:41:32.139
He was like Was he got girls going wild?

00:41:32.139 --> 00:41:34.724
He didn't get naked.

00:41:34.724 --> 00:41:36.976
Show me your boobs.

00:41:37.070 --> 00:41:38.195
Show me your boobs.

00:41:38.195 --> 00:41:42.922
He was out front lifting his shirt up, fucking, going crazy.

00:41:43.494 --> 00:41:44.081
Stop here.

00:41:44.081 --> 00:41:44.748
Here's some beads.

00:41:44.748 --> 00:41:47.239
Who knows what happened with McCarthy out there.

00:41:51.050 --> 00:41:51.632
Sorry, man.

00:41:51.672 --> 00:41:51.853
Sorry.

00:41:51.913 --> 00:41:53.336
Stop using names.

00:41:53.336 --> 00:41:54.760
I just love what he said.

00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:56.255
It was a code name.

00:41:56.255 --> 00:41:57.856
I'm going home.

00:41:57.856 --> 00:42:00.115
You ain't going anywhere, pal.

00:42:00.115 --> 00:42:04.398
That was a good night, though.

00:42:04.418 --> 00:42:05.702
Yeah, we should release that episode.

00:42:08.431 --> 00:42:11.840
That's part of our lost tapes Tape is lost.

00:42:11.840 --> 00:42:12.422
No video.

00:42:12.422 --> 00:42:16.536
Just to share amongst ourselves.

00:42:16.536 --> 00:42:18.795
That's it, Not to share with the public.

00:42:18.969 --> 00:42:20.496
Yes, Ben, you can come back.

00:42:22.931 --> 00:42:23.893
Well, we're going to have to do a.

00:42:23.893 --> 00:42:26.757
Can we, like bouncers do?

00:42:26.757 --> 00:42:31.438
Can we see if he's Someone intoxicated before he Entered the room?

00:42:31.438 --> 00:42:41.179
So cause, we do have a policy here if you're hammered you can't come in and get more Like dude you should eat the mashed potatoes Bro.

00:42:44.498 --> 00:42:45.061
When did we have?

00:42:45.373 --> 00:42:51.052
We don't have those guidelines for guests at all sorts of food out there we're going

00:42:51.072 --> 00:43:01.929
to have to check his ID and make sure he is of age are you indeed number one fan Ben we love you, buddy.

00:43:02.215 --> 00:43:12.282
Wgw Ben we will figure it out yeah, maybe we'll do it for the 200th episode, cause that's coming up quick.

00:43:14.041 --> 00:43:15.449
We've done like 140 shows.

00:43:16.255 --> 00:43:18.429
We've probably done more than that, dude, to be honest with you.

00:43:18.974 --> 00:43:20.204
But yeah, there was the lost tapes.

00:43:20.204 --> 00:43:23.896
When you weren't around and Kevin and I were fucking shit up, I still got those somewhere.

00:43:24.130 --> 00:43:28.414
I actually know they're on the old computer, but that fucking thing went kaput.

00:43:29.559 --> 00:43:29.880
Actually no.

00:43:30.271 --> 00:43:31.396
It's on my Apple.

00:43:33.045 --> 00:43:34.130
That takes 16 years, didn't we?

00:43:34.130 --> 00:43:35.297
Get on the Facebook once.

00:43:36.452 --> 00:43:37.034
I think we got on.

00:43:37.074 --> 00:43:39.221
Facebook once or twice you knew how to do it.

00:43:40.972 --> 00:43:43.059
Yeah, I think we did manage it one time.

00:43:43.610 --> 00:43:45.315
All I know is when I went back to listen to it.

00:43:45.335 --> 00:43:46.458
We had no idea we did.

00:43:46.458 --> 00:43:47.460
I was like, oh, here's.

00:43:48.853 --> 00:43:49.394
Is this working?

00:43:49.394 --> 00:43:51.634
Right yeah, I don't know what to press.

00:43:52.615 --> 00:43:55.039
That sounds about right, and I'm sitting there, I'm like oh.

00:43:55.039 --> 00:43:57.155
God this is just brutal.

00:43:57.576 --> 00:43:58.900
It's not fucking easy.

00:43:59.190 --> 00:44:00.476
Hey, we all have our specialties.

00:44:08.590 --> 00:44:09.731
I didn't say it was good, I just said it was there.

00:44:09.731 --> 00:44:10.492
Yeah, definitely, definitely there.

00:44:10.492 --> 00:44:10.733
Did you see?

00:44:10.733 --> 00:44:16.583
I'm trying to remember how long ago it was that interview with what's his name?

00:44:16.583 --> 00:44:22.740
Tesla, fucking Jesus Christ, musk, musk, elon and the dude Lemon, don Lemon.

00:44:24.773 --> 00:44:27.300
I've seen things from that, things from that before or after that.

00:44:27.612 --> 00:44:34.454
We've classified Don Lemon as a total well listening to the interview, like he tried to bait him.

00:44:34.755 --> 00:44:41.452
Yeah, he tried to bait musk into that's not you know it was like oh yeah, I bookmarked some of it.

00:44:41.492 --> 00:44:46.375
Dude, just a moron man, especially when you know musk is smarter than you oh, what dude.

00:44:46.454 --> 00:44:47.478
Elon fucking schooled him.

00:44:47.478 --> 00:44:48.612
Dude it was.

00:44:49.454 --> 00:44:57.701
Let me find the bookmark Was it Don Lemon that was posting American Bandstand.

00:44:59.233 --> 00:45:01.679
All right so this is about 40 seconds worth.

00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:05.413
Dick Clark, you're talking about Brian Seacrest.

00:45:05.413 --> 00:45:06.253
What are you talking about?

00:45:06.253 --> 00:45:07.175
No, fuck.

00:45:07.476 --> 00:45:07.775
Brian Seacrest.

00:45:07.775 --> 00:45:08.496
What are you talking about?

00:45:08.496 --> 00:45:09.418
No, fuck America's Top 40?

00:45:09.418 --> 00:45:09.599
What?

00:45:09.619 --> 00:45:09.960
are you talking?

00:45:10.079 --> 00:45:10.420
about, bro.

00:45:10.420 --> 00:45:10.760
I quit here.

00:45:10.760 --> 00:45:11.342
Let's take a listen.

00:45:11.342 --> 00:45:15.135
Everyone was a slave, everyone, well, not everyone was a slave.

00:45:15.135 --> 00:45:16.278
No, everyone was a slave.

00:45:16.278 --> 00:45:17.936
We are all descended from slaves.

00:45:18.130 --> 00:45:20.952
It's just a question of when Was it more recent or less recent?

00:45:20.952 --> 00:45:28.137
That doesn't mean a lot to a whole lot of people who aren't able to take advantage of the opportunities that you are able to take advantage of, simply because the color of your skin.

00:45:28.137 --> 00:45:29.780
What advantage does the color of my skin give me?

00:45:29.780 --> 00:45:38.806
There's an ease that you have in society that many people of color don't, and there's a legacy of racism that still continues on in this country If we keep talking about it nonstop it will never go away.

00:45:41.570 --> 00:45:43.175
If we keep making it the central thing, it will never go away.

00:45:43.175 --> 00:45:43.936
Why do you believe that?

00:45:43.936 --> 00:45:47.695
I think we want to get away from making everything a race or a gender or whatever issue, and just treat people like individuals.

00:45:47.695 --> 00:45:51.318
Amen, boom, hammer drop.

00:45:53.817 --> 00:45:59.516
If you look at it, somebody's always trying to break down anything.

00:45:59.516 --> 00:46:05.117
Somebody says to find that one negative thing and be like oh yeah, this is what he meant by this.

00:46:05.117 --> 00:46:09.210
I mean, come on, you're little cunts, that's it.

00:46:09.210 --> 00:46:11.239
Big fat swollen cunts.

00:46:12.650 --> 00:46:13.735
Yes, I concur.

00:46:14.731 --> 00:46:15.391
Like roast beef.

00:46:15.391 --> 00:46:19.800
Mayo Blue waffle.

00:46:20.521 --> 00:46:20.740
What?

00:46:20.740 --> 00:46:25.315
What Dry age what?

00:46:25.451 --> 00:46:26.789
That good old blue waffle.

00:46:26.789 --> 00:46:29.478
I'm gonna put some blue cheese chunks on there.

00:46:29.538 --> 00:46:30.199
Certified.

00:46:32.081 --> 00:46:32.403
Stop.

00:46:34.434 --> 00:46:35.358
Certified Angus.

00:46:36.172 --> 00:46:36.494
Hot pool.

00:46:38.115 --> 00:46:38.476
They don't know.

00:46:38.476 --> 00:46:42.445
First of all, they don't even know what to fucking call it we chased away all of them.

00:46:42.445 --> 00:46:43.733
It's alright, Whatever.

00:46:43.753 --> 00:46:43.954
Rhett.

00:46:43.954 --> 00:46:45.880
That's once I said cunt, god damn it.

00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:47.793
How many females left?

00:46:47.793 --> 00:46:52.150
Three Okay, whatever, yeah.

00:46:52.150 --> 00:46:56.762
But nowadays I know you, me, you.

00:46:56.762 --> 00:47:05.262
I don't care what I say in front of somebody, and there's not times when I'm saying stuff that I'm being critical or demeaning or whatnot.

00:47:06.003 --> 00:47:11.001
It's just, I don't say stuff because somebody's there or because somebody's not there.

00:47:11.001 --> 00:47:13.014
I just say shit that I want to say.

00:47:13.614 --> 00:47:15.177
You're like snorkel, what?

00:47:15.518 --> 00:47:18.083
Huh, well, sometimes that's my safe word, sometimes.

00:47:18.483 --> 00:47:20.914
Snorkel, we got to keep that mic in front of your mouth.

00:47:20.914 --> 00:47:21.597
I'm sorry.

00:47:22.219 --> 00:47:22.519
There you go.

00:47:22.809 --> 00:47:23.411
Now cup the balls.

00:47:29.623 --> 00:47:29.927
Look at that.

00:47:29.927 --> 00:47:32.298
How do you want to tell you what it looked?

00:47:32.318 --> 00:47:32.963
like on a fucking video.

00:47:32.963 --> 00:47:34.130
Llama Brutal, look like a llama.

00:47:34.971 --> 00:47:36.577
A llama with a salt lick, there you go.

00:47:38.532 --> 00:47:42.032
I would dude yeah, that's the kind of animal, Llama or alpaca.

00:47:42.032 --> 00:47:43.719
Nice little pet.

00:47:45.409 --> 00:47:46.835
Well, when Orbs builds the gates for the goats, he can make an alpaca, nice little pet.

00:47:46.835 --> 00:47:51.615
Well, when Orbs builds the gates for the goats, he can make an alpaca fence Arch for fucking Noah.

00:47:52.311 --> 00:47:53.697
Yeah, the goats are next.

00:47:55.050 --> 00:47:55.572
Well, you might as well.

00:47:55.572 --> 00:47:56.556
You got a fucking cat now.

00:47:58.193 --> 00:47:58.373
Dude.

00:47:58.373 --> 00:48:01.675
Honestly, I thought goats were going to be before cat.

00:48:02.130 --> 00:48:06.119
Do you also get tax reprieve, like New York does, if you have goats?

00:48:07.735 --> 00:48:09.509
I have no idea what that means.

00:48:10.572 --> 00:48:11.657
It decreases your taxes.

00:48:11.657 --> 00:48:13.894
If you have goats, really why?

00:48:14.329 --> 00:48:15.755
Are you going to eat the goats in New York?

00:48:15.755 --> 00:48:16.378
I have no idea.

00:48:16.378 --> 00:48:19.315
Like is Pat going to come out of his room and look at New York?

00:48:19.315 --> 00:48:20.690
Is there going to be a goat head in there?

00:48:21.715 --> 00:48:24.619
No, they'll be outside, like in the rocks.

00:48:26.650 --> 00:48:27.760
No, I'm just saying you're gonna eat the goats.

00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:28.286
What it's a fucking.

00:48:28.286 --> 00:48:28.750
We built a zoo.

00:48:28.750 --> 00:48:33.639
In the rocks out back Kids we're not gonna go to the Bronx Zoo.

00:48:33.639 --> 00:48:38.597
We're gonna go to Uncle Orb's house Check out all the spider monkeys Running around.

00:48:38.597 --> 00:48:41.358
There's alpaca rides and a goat petting zoo.

00:48:41.358 --> 00:48:42.989
Matt walks up to you with a fucking.

00:48:42.989 --> 00:48:45.847
I am not wearing a saddle.

00:48:46.009 --> 00:48:46.130
Dude.

00:48:46.271 --> 00:48:46.853
Mascot.

00:48:46.954 --> 00:48:47.215
Matt.

00:48:47.751 --> 00:48:50.177
Goats are awesome, man, you can feed them cans.

00:48:50.891 --> 00:48:52.898
Yeah, we covered that, fuck why.

00:48:52.898 --> 00:48:53.679
You know why?

00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:55.389
Like For what?

00:48:55.389 --> 00:48:58.335
I would much rather have pigs that you can feed human bones to.

00:48:58.335 --> 00:49:00.277
I can see you feeding a shark, a can but.

00:49:01.673 --> 00:49:03.889
Like a shark a can yeah, not a goat.

00:49:03.889 --> 00:49:04.753
Why not Like a shark a can yeah?

00:49:04.773 --> 00:49:05.016
Not a goat.

00:49:05.016 --> 00:49:06.664
What the fuck are they gonna eat it for?

00:49:06.664 --> 00:49:09.146
Well, haven't you heard they do, man.

00:49:12.043 --> 00:49:17.297
A billy goat's constitution Is like you can't make a billy goat puke, they'll eat anything.

00:49:18.112 --> 00:49:19.358
Yeah, but that's gotta kill them though.

00:49:19.358 --> 00:49:22.282
No, no, dude, how are they chewing through a can?

00:49:22.652 --> 00:49:24.610
They do it, man, we gotta.

00:49:26.842 --> 00:49:27.244
Test this out.

00:49:27.244 --> 00:49:28.793
You think we can rent a goat.

00:49:30.179 --> 00:49:32.257
What you can make them faint.

00:49:32.257 --> 00:49:35.398
You scare them and they're like ah and they faint.

00:49:37.891 --> 00:49:38.172
Ari.

00:49:38.172 --> 00:49:40.735
No, this is not going to go well, it's not going to end well.

00:49:40.735 --> 00:49:42.416
You're going to have fucking 14 dead goats.

00:49:42.610 --> 00:49:44.416
I am officially not allowed at the Aubrey House.

00:49:44.416 --> 00:49:47.150
Kevin's going to get down, dude.

00:49:47.150 --> 00:49:47.952
Wouldn't that be awesome man.

00:49:48.273 --> 00:49:50.639
You're going to get liquored up one night Fucking drunk here come on.

00:49:50.920 --> 00:49:51.722
Let's hide behind the tree.

00:49:51.722 --> 00:49:59.217
I'm going to buy those old fashions in a can, just so I could feed the goat the empty can and I could cut down on the bourbon.

00:50:06.829 --> 00:50:07.815
Michael, where are you going with that one?

00:50:07.815 --> 00:50:10.469
And I'm assuming that that was meant towards Pat, because he wouldn't be silly enough to say that to anybody else.

00:50:10.469 --> 00:50:11.990
How many?

00:50:12.351 --> 00:50:15.958
fearless kindergartners Fucking 20.

00:50:15.958 --> 00:50:17.342
I'll go, let's go.

00:50:17.422 --> 00:50:18.204
You could take a whole class.

00:50:18.911 --> 00:50:20.471
Fucking, dropkick shit Fucking.

00:50:20.471 --> 00:50:21.494
Let's do it.

00:50:21.494 --> 00:50:23.251
A little body slam, yeah like.

00:50:23.652 --> 00:50:29.831
I don't think there's a number of kindergartens in an octagon that I would be afraid of Life or death.

00:50:29.831 --> 00:50:32.217
I'm killing you, kindergartner.

00:50:32.217 --> 00:50:35.704
You know, sorry, what Snap.

00:50:36.650 --> 00:50:37.695
Why are you killing people bro?

00:50:38.251 --> 00:50:40.436
Dude, your octagon survival.

00:50:40.436 --> 00:50:43.972
It's a little dark, sorry, I'd take a bunch.

00:50:43.972 --> 00:50:45.436
Man 100?

00:50:45.436 --> 00:50:46.940
I'd probably take 100.

00:50:47.989 --> 00:50:49.255
Orbs are going to go kick the fat kid.

00:50:49.389 --> 00:50:51.237
Let the boy watch.

00:50:52.092 --> 00:50:53.929
Orbs are going to go kick the fat kid and break his toe.

00:50:54.472 --> 00:51:01.092
You think that's a ridiculous amount, like life or death, like you or like however many kindergartners Like I, could take 100.

00:51:01.092 --> 00:51:04.219
Shit, you know.

00:51:04.219 --> 00:51:06.202
I feel like I'd take 10 out in one twirl.

00:51:06.202 --> 00:51:09.498
What are we?

00:51:09.518 --> 00:51:09.820
doing live.

00:51:13.036 --> 00:51:13.597
I think it's.

00:51:13.597 --> 00:51:17.672
I feel like you don't think that man, I feel awkward continuing the show.

00:51:17.672 --> 00:51:20.396
You think you're going to get overrun by 100 kindergartners.

00:51:20.650 --> 00:51:23.231
Ladies and gentlemen, I want to welcome you to the Take it Deep show.

00:51:23.231 --> 00:51:24.074
We have breaking news.

00:51:24.074 --> 00:51:36.074
We have the real Billy Madison with us who's going to take on 100 fucking kindergartners Some of them are barely potty trained Come on, One fell swoop of a hand and he's taking out 10.

00:51:36.775 --> 00:51:40.483
Easily, dude, easily, with intent yeah, man, Of course.

00:51:42.032 --> 00:51:46.358
But, dude, there's always that one big kid, everybody's like yo, that's Kyle.

00:51:46.518 --> 00:51:47.599
All right, stay away from Kyle.

00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:49.202
Yeah, so I keep my eye on him.

00:51:49.202 --> 00:51:50.804
Yeah, he's better, you know.

00:51:54.724 --> 00:51:55.186
In my peripherals.

00:51:57.090 --> 00:52:01.117
Can you imagine Kevin like just boxing kids, just taking out fucking kindergartners, just sparring?

00:52:01.317 --> 00:52:06.704
Oh dude, I would love it, I want to see Noah shoot like a missile from behind him while he's kicking somebody and take him down in the knees.

00:52:08.889 --> 00:52:09.255
Then he's all done.

00:52:09.255 --> 00:52:12.757
Hit him in the ankle, catch him right in the heel, right in the heel he's finished.

00:52:13.190 --> 00:52:15.353
As soon as he goes down, he's swarmed by like 50 of them.

00:52:15.373 --> 00:52:18.378
That's the weak spot on the man over there is the heel.

00:52:18.378 --> 00:52:20.016
Yeah, we'll never get there.

00:52:20.016 --> 00:52:21.932
Well, I mean, they're down there already.

00:52:21.932 --> 00:52:23.175
Nah, they'll never get there.

00:52:23.175 --> 00:52:26.362
Man, You're going to kick one kid square in the forehead and it's going to hurt your heel.

00:52:26.610 --> 00:52:28.677
Thanks a fucking lot, Mikey, for bringing this one up.

00:52:31.230 --> 00:52:34.936
I'm going to have nightmares now I'm going to attack my 100 kids.

00:52:36.210 --> 00:52:40.242
I don't think there's a number that I couldn't in an octagon Kindergarteners.

00:52:41.050 --> 00:52:43.179
I mean as much as that can fit in there.

00:52:43.179 --> 00:52:47.112
You're not going to be able to move around.

00:52:47.574 --> 00:52:48.275
Honestly, what do you think I'm?

00:52:48.295 --> 00:52:55.579
thinking if there's a good amount of kids, you're going to have a couple that are like spider monkeys and climb you, and then next thing you know something's happening.

00:52:55.579 --> 00:52:56.501
I don't know.

00:52:57.150 --> 00:53:01.692
You go to kick one, one grabs the leg and all of a sudden it's not going to end well, dude you take.

00:53:01.711 --> 00:53:03.414
No, you're going to have a fucking kid.

00:53:03.414 --> 00:53:03.835
Who's going to?

00:53:04.177 --> 00:53:11.878
So here's the thing you take a swoop and you knock out, like fucking, nine of them, like the rest of them are going to be like holy fuck.

00:53:12.179 --> 00:53:12.922
Okay, Johnny.

00:53:14.994 --> 00:53:21.635
And then, like half of them are going to be like I'm not doing that, so they're just going to wait to die and you just fucking you know.

00:53:22.612 --> 00:53:24.873
What the fuck what?

00:53:24.952 --> 00:53:25.315
turn.

00:53:25.315 --> 00:53:26.925
Did you just take life or death?

00:53:27.005 --> 00:53:30.978
we're talking life or death here yo, we're not in albuquerque, we're in fucking greenland.

00:53:30.978 --> 00:53:33.333
Can we get back to the fucking united?

00:53:33.333 --> 00:53:35.277
You know I'm going to hunter twist it.

00:53:35.318 --> 00:53:48.974
Oh my god this is an mma fight dude that's what would happen, like a little kid's gonna come and twist your balls bro dude, they're not gonna get close enough.

00:53:49.014 --> 00:53:50.659
Man, what are you talking about?

00:53:50.659 --> 00:53:51.021
I'm talking.

00:53:51.041 --> 00:54:05.485
You said you want to take like, like you're gonna be like it's like world war z with kids yeah, dude, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna slash through them all, man knocked out I wonder what vegas numbers would be on this knocked out.

00:54:05.505 --> 00:54:07.088
I wonder what Vegas numbers would be on this.

00:54:07.088 --> 00:54:07.528
What do you got?

00:54:07.528 --> 00:54:10.777
What are we actually timing?

00:54:10.777 --> 00:54:14.516
Well, we've got to figure out first of all how big is the octagon?

00:54:14.791 --> 00:54:17.139
How many kids can fit in the octagon with Kevin?

00:54:17.590 --> 00:54:18.615
Let's say 150.

00:54:19.710 --> 00:54:22.436
Oh God, yeah giddy up man.

00:54:22.969 --> 00:54:25.728
Yeah, but you're not even thinking about the fact of all of them just coming at you at once.

00:54:25.699 --> 00:54:25.967
Yeah, butdy up man.

00:54:25.938 --> 00:54:28.079
Yeah, but you're not even thinking about the fact of all of them just coming at you at once?

00:54:28.079 --> 00:54:31.344
Yeah, but how many of all of them can come at me at once?

00:54:31.429 --> 00:54:33.655
Like 20 at a time, all of them 150.

00:54:33.655 --> 00:54:34.177
No no.

00:54:34.820 --> 00:54:35.501
Was that a trick question.

00:54:35.501 --> 00:54:39.610
Like not at one time, they're not going to like dome over me and like all of them, they're not going to pop up.

00:54:39.610 --> 00:54:47.110
That was not on my IQ test, I'm just saying you know like there's only going to be so many like that could be in.

00:54:47.371 --> 00:54:47.791
Well, if it was.

00:54:47.791 --> 00:54:49.556
How long was the 100-year war?

00:54:49.657 --> 00:54:51.141
You know your IQ would have been higher.

00:54:51.240 --> 00:54:55.688
Yes, you know, even if they're like double-stacked, like, Double Look Jesus.

00:54:55.688 --> 00:54:55.829
Christ.

00:54:55.949 --> 00:54:57.155
You even double-stacked.

00:54:57.155 --> 00:54:57.918
Yeah, dude.

00:55:10.690 --> 00:55:12.677
Jesus Christ, mike, what you did like no way, man, no way, no fucking way.

00:55:12.697 --> 00:55:16.048
I mean it's, it's I don't know like you throw conscious aside and like yours was thrown aside the second you started talking about this.

00:55:16.068 --> 00:55:17.793
Please throw a dart at the wall.

00:55:17.793 --> 00:55:18.858
Let's talk about something else.

00:55:18.858 --> 00:55:19.639
This is.

00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:25.056
This is no talk about mad max over here sorry man I'll kill them.

00:55:25.498 --> 00:55:28.443
Fucking Thunderdome's taking down the fucking next three generations.

00:55:28.730 --> 00:55:29.835
I will kill them all.

00:55:29.889 --> 00:55:31.476
What'd you get passed back in a kid.

00:55:31.849 --> 00:55:33.038
Like you, fucking yeah.

00:55:34.231 --> 00:55:37.835
You're going to scalp the first one and wear his hair and Matt and I are going to sit in the crowd.

00:55:37.835 --> 00:55:38.938
Twist his dick.

00:55:39.090 --> 00:55:43.103
Maybe, if it's the big one, maybe what?

00:55:51.469 --> 00:55:52.030
The scalp, not the dick.

00:55:52.030 --> 00:55:52.291
Oh, moving on.

00:55:52.291 --> 00:55:53.393
I don't even know where to move on from.

00:55:53.393 --> 00:56:01.173
After that, we got kindergarten murderers and jesus this whole conversation is very cringy yeah just a little bit oh, so check this out.

00:56:01.173 --> 00:56:04.159
I went and and saw Bad Boys last night.

00:56:05.460 --> 00:56:06.141
Bad Boys 4.

00:56:06.782 --> 00:56:07.583
Yeah, ride or die.

00:56:07.884 --> 00:56:08.565
Yeah, and.

00:56:09.030 --> 00:56:11.918
Really really good, no lie.

00:56:12.278 --> 00:56:12.719
Really.

00:56:12.900 --> 00:56:13.422
Really good.

00:56:13.422 --> 00:56:15.856
It was fucking funny as hell.

00:56:15.856 --> 00:56:16.934
The storyline was cool.

00:56:16.934 --> 00:56:26.233
There was like this scene towards the end, there was like transitions of camera views and stuff and what was weird about.

00:56:26.233 --> 00:56:32.175
It was like after I See the movie I'm on I think it was on Instagram and they Showed how they did that.

00:56:33.172 --> 00:56:36.597
It's fucking insane how old Will Smith and Martin Lawrence look.

00:56:37.679 --> 00:56:39.994
Will looks like he's fucking In his 20s dude.

00:56:39.994 --> 00:56:49.112
No joke, martin looks Kind of like saggy on the face, yeah he's starting to get there no, but almost like cerebral palsy.

00:56:49.795 --> 00:56:52.619
Really he kind of had like a little frozen face.

00:56:53.150 --> 00:56:59.030
I don't know Made him funnier though he was fucking hilarious, I'm trying to think of who else was there Of?

00:56:59.070 --> 00:57:00.215
course Same people from last.

00:57:00.215 --> 00:57:01.835
Will Smith ain't got nothing to do but work out.

00:57:01.835 --> 00:57:03.260
He ain't been fucking nobody in years.

00:57:07.550 --> 00:57:08.552
Keep my wife's name out of your mouth.

00:57:08.552 --> 00:57:09.454
No, but it was really good.

00:57:09.454 --> 00:57:12.641
Ryder loved it, surprisingly, huh.

00:57:16.594 --> 00:57:18.295
You know, but yeah, okay, I'll check that out.

00:57:18.335 --> 00:57:22.742
Oh, and you're better off just waiting until the movie comes out, because of the price of everything.

00:57:23.643 --> 00:57:27.032
Yeah, what did that run you man $300.

00:57:27.032 --> 00:57:27.273
Was it like?

00:57:27.293 --> 00:57:27.974
$150?

00:57:27.974 --> 00:57:31.891
That I had to give blood Pay for parking.

00:57:31.972 --> 00:57:34.114
I had scalpers when I walked in.

00:57:34.114 --> 00:57:34.715
It was fucking.

00:57:34.715 --> 00:57:37.077
Scalpers T-shirt hat on the way in.

00:57:37.918 --> 00:57:38.599
So I bought it off.

00:57:38.599 --> 00:57:39.599
I have the AMC app.

00:57:39.599 --> 00:57:45.144
Yeah, a little bit of a discount, which is a little crazy, because then it says but you go to the IMAX.

00:57:45.144 --> 00:57:46.786
Yeah, it's all there.

00:57:47.610 --> 00:57:49.434
That's where they have the assigned seats right.

00:57:51.099 --> 00:57:58.215
Dude, so you can choose your seats when you're buying the tickets online, right, right, you have people who come in and and just sit wherever the fuck they want.

00:57:58.215 --> 00:58:02.391
Yeah, which is understandable, because how are they supposed to know when that you bought your ticket?

00:58:02.391 --> 00:58:09.115
Yeah, dude, this one fucking chick comes in and just two people were sitting down.

00:58:09.115 --> 00:58:15.695
She's like you're in my seat and I'm like looking, I'm like bitch, there's fucking three more to your left.

00:58:15.695 --> 00:58:19.871
Like you could just sit down and shut the fuck up and she just causes a scene.

00:58:19.871 --> 00:58:21.253
You need to.

00:58:21.253 --> 00:58:30.585
This is my seat and she's like holding the phone in the person's face, and I wanted to be like Karen, do me a solid, sit the fuck down.

00:58:30.750 --> 00:58:32.057
See, that's where you just got to slap the phone.

00:58:32.400 --> 00:58:37.681
Oh my God, I would have fucking slapped the popcorn and thunder punched right in the throat.

00:58:39.351 --> 00:58:40.655
See, we're a little aggressive today.

00:58:40.655 --> 00:58:41.197
What's going on?

00:58:41.197 --> 00:58:42.675
You're being a kindergartner.

00:58:42.809 --> 00:58:43.231
I'm being a bitch.

00:58:43.231 --> 00:58:43.490
Bitchy women.

00:58:43.490 --> 00:58:43.831
What is going on?

00:58:43.831 --> 00:58:45.074
You're being a kindergartner, I'm being a bitchy woman.

00:58:45.074 --> 00:58:45.916
I agree with that.

00:58:45.916 --> 00:58:46.697
It was just stupid.

00:58:46.697 --> 00:58:53.353
And you heard people gasping not gasping but they're like oh my God, I can't believe this is going on.

00:58:53.353 --> 00:58:56.478
God Lady, there's 16 seats next to you, buffy.

00:58:56.938 --> 00:58:58.541
I want my seat.

00:58:58.742 --> 00:59:00.704
Buffy, I want my seat.

00:59:00.704 --> 00:59:02.952
It was fucking stupid, me and Ryder.

00:59:02.952 --> 00:59:09.619
Whatever seats we got, we didn't even sit in the ones I fucking supposedly selected, there wasn't that many people in the theater.

00:59:10.690 --> 00:59:12.056
The whole fucking theater was open.

00:59:12.056 --> 00:59:12.818
It was a problem.

00:59:12.818 --> 00:59:15.438
Oh my God, she could have just went to the fucking row in front.

00:59:15.670 --> 00:59:16.614
Nobody was sitting in it.

00:59:16.795 --> 00:59:18.161
We're good Dan Bird yeah.

00:59:19.347 --> 00:59:22.173
And I'm just sitting there I'm like well, that's definitely somebody from Connecticut.

00:59:22.173 --> 00:59:23.436
Well, definitely somebody from Connecticut.

00:59:23.436 --> 00:59:26.563
Well, that does sound like a Connecticut thing to do, a little bougie bitch, you know.

00:59:26.563 --> 00:59:31.364
I mean if they're not drunk off a brunch, she wasn't going to ruin my bad boy ride or die night, mm-mm.

00:59:31.364 --> 00:59:36.976
She was trying to ruin somebody else's, though she was probably coming off a rough brunch and I was hoping.

00:59:36.976 --> 00:59:40.277
When she walked down the stairs she fucking caught a toe and just tumbled, but that didn't happen.

00:59:46.969 --> 00:59:47.675
That would have been fucking great.

00:59:47.675 --> 00:59:48.280
So was it like an older lady.

00:59:48.280 --> 00:59:48.543
What are?

00:59:48.563 --> 00:59:49.188
we talking here Probably 40s.

00:59:49.188 --> 00:59:50.791
Yeah, yeah, did she have people with her?

00:59:51.152 --> 00:59:54.117
Her son, her son and her son looked Single mom.

00:59:54.617 --> 00:59:55.599
Huh, single mom.

00:59:56.061 --> 00:59:58.724
I don't know if she was, I didn't ask her that question, maybe you should have asked her.

00:59:58.724 --> 01:00:00.293
Hey, what date did you get married?

01:00:01.034 --> 01:00:02.938
Maybe you could have got a piece Capricorn.

01:00:03.900 --> 01:00:05.302
Sorry, you're what, aquarius?

01:00:05.302 --> 01:00:07.090
I'm gone why?

01:00:07.110 --> 01:00:08.858
don't you leave your son with my son and watch the movie.

01:00:08.858 --> 01:00:11.956
Let's go fuck in the bathroom, jesus.

01:00:11.976 --> 01:00:12.201
Christ.

01:00:12.201 --> 01:00:13.855
First of all, it was packed.

01:00:13.855 --> 01:00:16.898
It was packed in the movie place.

01:00:16.898 --> 01:00:18.161
Well, you just said it was empty.

01:00:18.161 --> 01:00:21.099
No, the theater was empty, but the whole Lobby.

01:00:21.099 --> 01:00:22.813
Yeah, it was fucking insane.

01:00:22.833 --> 01:00:23.516
Yeah, concessions.

01:00:23.516 --> 01:00:26.141
Well, that's why you go in a stall and shut the door.

01:00:26.141 --> 01:00:30.119
I mean, come on, really, you're new to this.

01:00:30.309 --> 01:00:33.980
You can't go in that stall there because there's zero privacy in the bathroom.

01:00:34.000 --> 01:00:34.481
You're new to this.

01:00:34.481 --> 01:00:34.981
Come on.

01:00:35.269 --> 01:00:36.516
I'm not banging chicks in stalls.

01:00:36.516 --> 01:00:38.277
I can't remember the last time I banged a chick in a stall.

01:00:38.818 --> 01:00:40.018
Did you ever bang a chick in a stall?

01:00:40.018 --> 01:00:41.740
Yes, okay.

01:00:42.001 --> 01:00:44.182
I've never done that, Of course you haven't.

01:00:44.182 --> 01:00:45.463
That's kind of gross man.

01:00:46.606 --> 01:00:47.967
Well, it depends where you're at.

01:00:47.967 --> 01:00:52.402
Yeah, I mean yeah sure but you know slightly fucking.

01:00:53.010 --> 01:00:55.940
Just make sure you put the cover on the toilet real quick yeah.

01:00:56.851 --> 01:00:59.130
Can you get that napkin over there, dude?

01:00:59.130 --> 01:01:04.456
First of all, I was at a bathroom the other day when I was leaving an appointment for work.

01:01:04.456 --> 01:01:07.762
It had an automatic seat cover thing.

01:01:07.762 --> 01:01:09.543
Yes, what the fuck is that?

01:01:09.543 --> 01:01:10.764
Have you never seen that before?

01:01:10.764 --> 01:01:14.400
No, yeah, it was out.

01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:16.601
Of course it was out of order, was it cool?

01:01:18.632 --> 01:01:26.320
All right, whatever, somebody like Kevin, I'll get the tetanus later, kevin probably went in there, stuck his dick in the machine.

01:01:26.340 --> 01:01:28.389
Couldn't eat more than tetanus Out of order.

01:01:29.030 --> 01:01:29.733
Out of order for good.

01:01:29.733 --> 01:01:38.550
But fuck, what was I saying before that I don't know Shit Totally freaking out Now.

01:01:38.550 --> 01:01:39.233
The movie was great.

01:01:39.233 --> 01:01:45.514
They kind of left it off, where I think they're going to make another one, just because there's nothing bad.

01:01:45.514 --> 01:01:47.621
There was just things that weren't answered at the end.

01:01:49.539 --> 01:01:51.112
Did the son get out of jail and help them?

01:01:51.856 --> 01:01:53.153
Yeah, dude, he's fucking.

01:01:53.153 --> 01:01:58.056
No joke, that dude was kicking motherfuckers' asses.

01:01:58.056 --> 01:01:59.454
I'm like that guy's badass.

01:01:59.454 --> 01:02:02.931
He was fucking shooting Nice.

01:02:02.931 --> 01:02:04.257
Was he in anything else?

01:02:04.257 --> 01:02:06.797
Any other movie I don't know, because if you shave his face.

01:02:06.797 --> 01:02:07.320
I'm trying to think.

01:02:07.851 --> 01:02:11.815
You have to shave his beard Shave, his goatee and I think who's the guy?

01:02:13.012 --> 01:02:13.760
Some Spanish dude?

01:02:13.760 --> 01:02:16.269
I forget, but he was fucking hilarious In it too.

01:02:20.168 --> 01:02:20.329
Sorry.

01:02:22.900 --> 01:02:24.768
Lethal Weapon 5's not coming out For a minute.

01:02:24.768 --> 01:02:26.094
Alright, yeah, when is that coming out?

01:02:26.094 --> 01:02:28.956
I just saw a thing when Mel Gibson said he's gonna direct it.

01:02:29.056 --> 01:02:32.181
Yeah, it got the okay yeah, cause he opened up His own studio.

01:02:32.181 --> 01:02:33.110
Now, yep the.

01:02:33.130 --> 01:02:35.155
Beverly Hills Cop Thing is coming on Netflix.

01:02:35.155 --> 01:02:36.097
Yeah, next week.

01:02:36.097 --> 01:02:38.559
Next week, july 3rd, you guys are all ready huh.

01:02:38.943 --> 01:02:40.150
I'm fucking ready For that dude?

01:02:40.150 --> 01:02:41.213
Totally, are you kidding me?

01:02:41.835 --> 01:02:44.300
Beverly Hills Cop is one of my favorite movies of all time.

01:02:44.300 --> 01:02:45.724
Back in the day, that was the shit.

01:02:45.724 --> 01:02:46.980
He was only 21.

01:02:47.382 --> 01:02:48.210
Really when he made those.

01:02:48.269 --> 01:02:49.514
Yeah, when that movie was filmed.

01:02:49.514 --> 01:02:51.701
Yep, really Isn't that shit crazy that?

01:02:51.742 --> 01:02:52.302
is kind of crazy.

01:02:52.369 --> 01:02:55.637
He still looks like the same dude from the first one.

01:02:55.637 --> 01:02:57.239
Like he still looks that young.

01:02:57.641 --> 01:02:58.382
Nah, well.

01:02:58.382 --> 01:03:05.206
Well, I mean kind of he's done, well, he's maybe cloned Black, don't crack but he don't look.

01:03:05.246 --> 01:03:06.655
21 Black, don't crack.

01:03:11.824 --> 01:03:12.387
Take a breath.

01:03:12.387 --> 01:03:15.079
Take a breath and think about it before you do it.

01:03:15.798 --> 01:03:16.429
Speaking of crack.

01:03:16.429 --> 01:03:22.998
Did you see that interview With Free Ray Rick Ross On Rogan?

01:03:22.998 --> 01:03:24.969
He's the reason.

01:03:24.969 --> 01:03:28.398
He's the main dude Of the crack epidemic.

01:03:28.398 --> 01:03:36.152
He was in the middle of the whole, oh yeah I have not got set up for like the whole, like yeah yeah, I didn't this is what this dude.

01:03:36.152 --> 01:03:38.137
The story is fucking rick ross.

01:03:38.376 --> 01:03:40.963
You just said rick ross yeah, his, he rick ross.

01:03:40.963 --> 01:03:50.373
The rapper took his name oh, really, that's where rick ross the name, comes from, really he's the original kingpin.

01:03:50.373 --> 01:03:51.976
Is this a new one on rogan?

01:03:52.378 --> 01:03:53.679
uh, came out recently.

01:03:53.679 --> 01:04:21.719
Uh, yeah, recently, like week or two, um, probably two weeks ago, somewhere around there so it got into the whole thing of of how he got in the middle of the gorillas and the contras money to them to get, to get fucking weapons from from us Nicaragua yeah and did this all happen in Home Depot parking lot too, in the stall actually Home Depot stall

01:04:22.351 --> 01:04:23.817
was there Sandinistas involved?

01:04:24.297 --> 01:04:41.074
I don't know, maybe the Orientals, but so the CIA literally fed him crack to sell, yeah, and that motherfucker served.

01:04:41.074 --> 01:04:45.699
He served like 20 years, something like that.

01:04:45.699 --> 01:04:52.335
But now he's, he came out and he's got a fucking weed business he's making money on.

01:04:52.335 --> 01:04:54.701
He made money on like hope.

01:04:54.740 --> 01:04:59.226
Cia hooked him up with that shit no, he's doing everything on his own after you know, like falling on a sword.

01:04:59.487 --> 01:05:02.838
The first time the first time he was on rogan's to see, I don't help you back.

01:05:02.838 --> 01:05:03.780
What'd you?

01:05:03.780 --> 01:05:07.717
What'd you fall on their sword, you're gaping first time he was on rogan.

01:05:08.177 --> 01:05:16.811
Uh, like the story came up about some kid wanted to make him like t-shirts and stuff and joe's like why don't you meet, why don't you have it say I'm the real rick ross?

01:05:16.811 --> 01:05:20.280
He did that, had the, had the t-shirts made in.

01:05:20.280 --> 01:05:28.134
Like the first couple days like made eighteen thousand dollars by selling t-shirts and then from there he used that money because he was fucking homeless.

01:05:28.134 --> 01:05:31.561
Now he's, he's making like fucking ton of money.

01:05:31.581 --> 01:05:38.615
He's got his own little weed dispensary yeah, good for him man yeah, um, but you gotta listen to fucking the government.

01:05:38.615 --> 01:05:39.661
I'm gonna say it right now.

01:05:39.661 --> 01:05:43.474
I don't care if they're listening to governments fuck we have the

01:05:43.514 --> 01:05:51.815
sneakiest dirtiest, most conn, most conniving cock-sucking government Pieces of shit, and that's the only shit we know about.

01:05:52.858 --> 01:05:53.599
Yeah, I know.

01:05:53.800 --> 01:05:54.851
Yes, who knows what?

01:05:54.851 --> 01:05:56.476
We don't fucking know, right?

01:05:56.476 --> 01:06:00.416
I don't know Exactly, right?

01:06:01.190 --> 01:06:05.335
I truly believe ignorance is bliss and I'm comfortable not knowing at this point.

01:06:10.181 --> 01:06:10.521
Agreed.

01:06:15.809 --> 01:06:16.769
I'm out, also blocked.

01:06:18.210 --> 01:06:20.498
Oh, he backed into the Jeep outside the Wrangler.

01:06:20.498 --> 01:06:21.855
Oh dang.

01:06:22.891 --> 01:06:25.034
I am going to gouge out your eye and skull.

01:06:25.034 --> 01:06:26.297
Fuck you the next time I see you.

01:06:26.317 --> 01:06:26.938
Oh, that's Mikey.

01:06:27.358 --> 01:06:28.001
Fuck you know.

01:06:28.021 --> 01:06:29.744
Mikey, wait, did he hit it?

01:06:29.744 --> 01:06:33.554
I better hope he's joking.

01:06:33.554 --> 01:06:37.036
All right, should we send the little spider monkey out to go check?

01:06:38.429 --> 01:06:39.190
He didn't hit it.

01:06:39.190 --> 01:06:40.333
He didn't hit it right.

01:06:40.373 --> 01:06:41.775
He didn't hit it.

01:06:41.775 --> 01:06:43.016
He didn't hit it.

01:06:43.016 --> 01:06:52.572
I thought that was a real laugh for a second Son of a bitch.

01:06:52.592 --> 01:06:55.353
He's so bad man, he came down here mad.

01:06:55.733 --> 01:07:05.521
But you're totally right, because then you see people put these videos out about every fucking possible conspiracy.

01:07:06.380 --> 01:07:07.061
Well, played Michael.

01:07:07.681 --> 01:07:11.905
And the one I just saw recently was the whole 9-11 thing.

01:07:13.126 --> 01:07:15.327
Which conspiracy theory are we going to discuss today?

01:07:19.436 --> 01:07:20.119
They were time charges.

01:07:25.010 --> 01:07:27.510
Not only time charges, but also like the melting of the In one and two not building seven.

01:07:27.510 --> 01:07:29.657
The towers not building seven.

01:07:29.657 --> 01:07:33.577
And building seven Like building seven is like its own little thing.

01:07:34.039 --> 01:07:34.260
Yes.

01:07:34.510 --> 01:07:40.396
Like they were reporting, it had fell like a half hour prior to the actually falling, which is a little weird.

01:07:41.530 --> 01:07:43.125
Somebody, I don't know where.

01:07:43.125 --> 01:07:43.750
They A little weird.

01:07:43.750 --> 01:07:49.090
I don't know if the video was Doctored or what not, but doctored videos, pat.

01:07:49.210 --> 01:07:50.175
Whatever do you mean?

01:07:50.873 --> 01:07:53.898
Brassers Doctor video.

01:07:53.898 --> 01:07:58.076
Oh no, doctored okay, but there is.

01:07:58.076 --> 01:08:06.500
You saw these Fucking little explosions Go Prior to it collapsing.

01:08:06.500 --> 01:08:18.661
Yeah, I've seen then they have that, they have that interview with the guy who talks about what um jet fuel does, how it melts and the beams, and in order for that to happen it was almost like they were talking about thermite.

01:08:18.661 --> 01:08:20.493
Yes, what thermite, right?

01:08:20.493 --> 01:08:24.759
Yep, right, okay, so they showed what it does like separately.

01:08:24.759 --> 01:08:28.685
Then they showed video from 9-11.

01:08:28.685 --> 01:08:35.822
It was like it was crazy how similar it looked to shit.

01:08:35.902 --> 01:08:36.503
It's just yeah.

01:08:36.503 --> 01:08:45.939
There was also construction crews in there months prior to the 9-11 happening, which were I really don't.

01:08:45.939 --> 01:08:47.554
I really, to be honest with you, I don't even want to, I don't even want to discuss to the 9-11 happening, which were I really don't want.

01:08:47.654 --> 01:08:50.628
I really to be honest with you, I don't even want to discuss it.

01:08:50.990 --> 01:08:56.430
No, I'm just saying the deeper you look into stuff, the more sketchy shit it gets.

01:08:56.430 --> 01:08:57.775
Is there any truth?

01:08:58.430 --> 01:09:01.487
Is there any little bit of truth of all the conspiracy theories?

01:09:01.506 --> 01:09:01.770
that you hear.

01:09:01.770 --> 01:09:02.895
I feel like there has to be.

01:09:03.719 --> 01:09:06.106
Bigfoot, you know, I feel like there has to be Bigfoot.

01:09:06.074 --> 01:09:06.742
You know, I feel like there has to be.

01:09:06.742 --> 01:09:08.596
You know what isn't a conspiracy theory?

01:09:09.090 --> 01:09:12.055
People throwing themselves out of 90 fucking story windows.

01:09:12.135 --> 01:09:12.717
No, I understand.

01:09:12.717 --> 01:09:15.256
Hey dude agreed man.

01:09:15.530 --> 01:09:17.631
I just, I just sorry.

01:09:18.073 --> 01:09:18.876
Agreed, but there's.

01:09:20.492 --> 01:09:20.771
Oh, come here.

01:09:20.771 --> 01:09:23.015
I don't want to hug, okay, I don't want to hug, sorry.

01:09:23.015 --> 01:09:23.475
Jerk you off.

01:09:24.036 --> 01:09:26.899
There's a few eyebrow raising things about that whole Let me finish my drink.

01:09:27.000 --> 01:09:28.081
There's a lot of yeah.

01:09:28.081 --> 01:09:28.981
It's not even just that.

01:09:28.981 --> 01:09:31.985
There's so much more I don't even disagree with you.

01:09:32.025 --> 01:09:32.626
I watch a lot.

01:09:32.626 --> 01:09:34.131
I watch a lot of those things.

01:09:34.153 --> 01:09:57.712
So here's a funny thing Recently, like, it's now accepted in the media that the saudis were involved, like, not bin laden, but like the saudis themselves, like the saudi government was involved in that, you know, like, and, and to say that like years ago was like is that a fact though?

01:09:57.932 --> 01:09:59.654
yeah, yeah, where, from where?

01:10:00.195 --> 01:10:04.903
um, because, like a, a saudi prince, prince came out and said it so how is that?

01:10:04.903 --> 01:10:11.155
Fact though, because he said he that's what the Saudi family.

01:10:11.176 --> 01:10:14.010
I mean, matt could have said it and next thing, you know, matt is responsible for it.

01:10:14.693 --> 01:10:17.496
It's not like Matt just said it, it was me and Baca.

01:10:22.453 --> 01:10:24.569
Michael apparently shares your Like.

01:10:24.569 --> 01:10:28.390
If Prince Michael apparently shares your like.

01:10:28.409 --> 01:10:39.279
If Prince William came out and said that England was responsible, he'd take some fucking credence to that the problem is, everyone wanted to take credit for it after it was done?

01:10:39.279 --> 01:10:41.238
Sure, yeah, but it's not like.

01:10:41.238 --> 01:10:51.775
It's like a long time after it happened and it's pretty recently that the whatever, but whatever you know, the Saudis were involved.

01:10:51.775 --> 01:10:54.010
That's not even arguable anymore.

01:10:54.010 --> 01:10:55.095
We should shoot them all in the face.

01:10:55.135 --> 01:10:55.617
Well, no, yeah.

01:10:56.511 --> 01:10:59.159
And prior to it was like oh you're.

01:11:00.493 --> 01:11:06.609
I remember seeing the special on who was Bush's vice president Cheney Chene, president, cheney, Cheney, cheney.

01:11:06.609 --> 01:11:10.939
And it sounded like he was running the show behind the scene.

01:11:10.939 --> 01:11:14.679
Oh, he totally was, and it was pretty much Defense contracts and like that.

01:11:14.679 --> 01:11:17.737
This is done this is what we're going to do in order to go to war.

01:11:18.097 --> 01:11:19.301
Yeah, they needed a war.

01:11:19.400 --> 01:11:21.416
Right Industrial military complex.

01:11:21.416 --> 01:11:22.992
Yeah, they needed a war.

01:11:22.992 --> 01:11:23.894
And what happens?

01:11:23.894 --> 01:11:28.302
Boom, we're going to fucking go into war.

01:11:28.302 --> 01:11:30.335
And how long did it take?

01:11:30.335 --> 01:11:31.354
It was a few months after right.

01:11:32.810 --> 01:11:34.015
That we invaded Iraq.

01:11:35.010 --> 01:11:36.954
Well, it would start off if you see the.

01:11:36.954 --> 01:11:40.341
What was that movie with 12 Strong.

01:11:41.390 --> 01:11:46.489
I want to say it was almost like it had to be six months to a year Before we actually invaded.

01:11:46.510 --> 01:11:46.590
Iraq.

01:11:46.590 --> 01:11:50.337
I'm trying to remember because in the movie 12 is strong A lot of talk, a lot of talk, a lot of talk.

01:11:50.671 --> 01:11:54.195
There was a lot of fucking nonsense prior to us Actually invading Iraq.

01:11:55.435 --> 01:11:58.597
And then we're like, oh, they did it let's go.

01:11:59.573 --> 01:12:00.577
Nothing here, let's go to.

01:12:00.596 --> 01:12:01.118
Afghanistan.

01:12:01.118 --> 01:12:03.792
And then we go there.

01:12:03.792 --> 01:12:06.140
It's because we're there for weapons of mass destruction.

01:12:06.140 --> 01:12:07.295
Lo and behold, there's no weapons.

01:12:07.295 --> 01:12:10.677
We're there for fucking oil purposes.

01:12:12.172 --> 01:12:13.417
It wasn't even that dude.

01:12:14.213 --> 01:12:15.810
I talk to Simmons about that all the time.

01:12:17.855 --> 01:12:18.939
You know what I really feel it is?

01:12:18.939 --> 01:12:29.137
I feel like it's some sort of weird governmental money laundering, Like let's fucking throw some troops over here, you know, blow up some shit, you know.

01:12:31.753 --> 01:12:43.555
Why are you going to funnel money to there to bring it back to here, or funnel money through the fucking military company Because like each missile is, like each missile costs, like the US, like 10 grand or whatever, like whatever amount they are.

01:12:43.555 --> 01:12:44.900
You know Well what did it say?

01:12:45.650 --> 01:12:50.461
War is money right, you get yourself a war, you get yourself a lot of stuff.

01:12:50.461 --> 01:12:52.838
You can fucking slip under the sheets.

01:12:53.411 --> 01:12:54.636
It's a license to print money.

01:12:55.250 --> 01:12:57.809
Well, it's not even printing money, it's more like hiding stuff.

01:12:57.809 --> 01:12:58.734
Well, who was the?

01:12:58.753 --> 01:13:12.639
president Eisenhower was the one who said be aware of the military uh yeah, the industrial military complex and that's what's going to run pretty much everything and everything's got to be based upon.

01:13:12.639 --> 01:13:22.123
Reagan said it too, man, you know it's heed the words of reagan and it's, but now it's, it don't fucking matter you know what?

01:13:22.289 --> 01:13:24.917
yeah, it don't, because it's, it's almost it doesn't do it.

01:13:24.917 --> 01:13:29.920
It's like it's too deep, it's too far gone, it doesn't fucking it does not.

01:13:30.220 --> 01:13:38.150
I don't care if people went to dc and sacrificed their lives in front of fucking the white house and said they're going to kill themselves if we keep.

01:13:38.591 --> 01:13:42.561
They don't fucking care, they don't give a shit, they don't care about they don't care about.

01:13:42.630 --> 01:13:48.682
You know the family and and kids who were sent over there at a young age and what did you see?

01:13:49.212 --> 01:13:53.011
No, they don't care about the cause, they don't care about nothing, man, did you see the recent bill that was passed?

01:13:53.813 --> 01:13:57.217
that allowed as a subsection to a recent bill passed.

01:13:57.217 --> 01:14:03.326
It was 18 to 23 or 24 are all eligible for the draft now.

01:14:04.573 --> 01:14:06.198
Oh, I've heard whispers about this.

01:14:06.198 --> 01:14:07.293
I haven't really looked into it.

01:14:07.475 --> 01:14:07.836
America.

01:14:07.836 --> 01:14:10.037
Yeah, that's kind of funny because China's doing the same thing.

01:14:10.037 --> 01:14:14.097
China just did this.

01:14:15.650 --> 01:14:17.229
Well, their kids could already break down a Glock.

01:14:17.229 --> 01:14:18.595
China and another country.

01:14:18.614 --> 01:14:19.538
So here's the deal.

01:14:19.538 --> 01:14:22.219
I mean, that's just where there's smoke, there's fire.

01:14:22.489 --> 01:14:27.542
Our 18 to 24-year-old kid won't pick up a gun because it hurts the feelings oh, it's frozen, are we frozen?

01:14:29.951 --> 01:14:31.034
You're pointing to the stars.

01:14:31.076 --> 01:14:31.417
Look at that.

01:14:31.670 --> 01:14:34.854
I'm like, fucking fuck, You're frozen on this too.

01:14:35.114 --> 01:14:35.877
Yeah, yeah.

01:14:36.257 --> 01:14:39.998
Yeah, get on, get frozen.

01:14:42.072 --> 01:14:42.934
Maybe it'll come back.

01:14:42.934 --> 01:14:43.895
Maybe it'll come back.

01:14:43.895 --> 01:14:45.340
Is the internet dead?

01:14:45.340 --> 01:14:46.722
So we lost the internet?

01:14:46.722 --> 01:14:54.539
Oh, probably because of what we were talking about, but Facebook's kicking us off.

01:14:54.760 --> 01:14:56.574
Oh really, we got 9-11'd.

01:14:56.574 --> 01:15:00.694
I don't know those there assholes I could talk about.

01:15:03.841 --> 01:15:04.081
Shit.

01:15:05.042 --> 01:15:05.264
What?

01:15:05.264 --> 01:15:09.152
What happened I?

01:15:09.171 --> 01:15:11.179
had to fucking refresh my man.

01:15:16.369 --> 01:15:18.055
Hold on, we still got four people watching.

01:15:18.055 --> 01:15:19.900
Yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good yeah.

01:15:22.275 --> 01:15:23.158
What the hell just happened here?

01:15:23.250 --> 01:15:24.073
Did you say Oriental?

01:15:24.094 --> 01:15:26.077
again, your browser can't access your devices.

01:15:26.729 --> 01:15:28.337
Oh, did I say Oriental too much?

01:15:28.337 --> 01:15:30.953
Wouldn't that be funny?

01:15:30.953 --> 01:15:35.751
If that was the case, did we?

01:15:35.791 --> 01:15:37.472
really just get booted off, you think?

01:15:37.993 --> 01:15:38.414
I don't know.

01:15:38.435 --> 01:15:40.978
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.

01:15:41.097 --> 01:15:41.399
Are we?

01:15:41.399 --> 01:15:42.199
Can I take a pee?

01:15:43.161 --> 01:15:48.375
No, I gotta pee man, that doesn't surprise me.

01:15:48.751 --> 01:15:51.315
So many Coronas, oh my God, so many Coronas.

01:15:51.315 --> 01:15:54.154
We should have wore a diaper in here, Dude.

01:15:54.154 --> 01:15:58.503
I came running up the driveway to pee by the shed Like I couldn't even get inside.

01:15:58.503 --> 01:16:04.087
We were fucking, we were even muted.

01:16:04.087 --> 01:16:07.961
I'm telling you, man, I think I may have fucking made a little too many Oriental fucking comments.

01:16:11.340 --> 01:16:11.902
Oh, what the fuck, bro.

01:16:11.902 --> 01:16:14.568
They cut us off.

01:16:14.568 --> 01:16:14.970
What the fuck Now?

01:16:14.970 --> 01:16:16.934
Is this StreamYard or Facebook at this point?

01:16:16.934 --> 01:16:19.117
This is StreamYard Wow.

01:16:22.483 --> 01:16:24.104
Oh man, Can I enter?

01:16:24.104 --> 01:16:26.074
Device is not connected.

01:16:26.074 --> 01:16:27.569
It's showing that the camera's not connected.

01:16:27.569 --> 01:16:29.657
Your browser cannot access your devices.

01:16:29.657 --> 01:16:30.359
Close any other.

01:16:30.359 --> 01:16:34.716
What the fuck?

01:16:42.092 --> 01:16:42.654
And here we go again.

01:16:42.654 --> 01:16:46.158
Damn, enter cia, fucking cia comments.

01:16:46.158 --> 01:16:51.653
They're fucking just like wandered in and like yeah, dude, it's not even they fucking zipped us.

01:16:51.653 --> 01:16:52.435
They're like.

01:16:52.454 --> 01:16:59.337
This is crazy Because it's not even like the mic's not showing up.

01:16:59.337 --> 01:17:03.976
We never landed on the moon, zoomies.

01:17:06.822 --> 01:17:08.145
Oh my god, that's nuts man.

01:17:14.390 --> 01:17:20.270
That's fucking bullshit bro that's fucking bullshit, bro um.

01:17:23.296 --> 01:17:25.181
I'm about ready to call stream yards fucking uh.

01:17:25.731 --> 01:17:27.909
I think I got an idea why what happened?

01:17:27.909 --> 01:17:33.679
I downloaded these two and I have to delete them all, so there's room oh, did we run out of storage?

01:17:33.838 --> 01:17:34.523
I think so really like.

01:17:34.523 --> 01:17:35.206
How did we do that, bro storage?

01:17:35.225 --> 01:17:38.229
I think so Really Like how did we do that, bro?

01:17:38.229 --> 01:17:41.621
Because we have a lot of fucking video, a lot of video.

01:17:42.591 --> 01:17:44.679
Since we got that fucking laptop.

01:17:45.292 --> 01:17:45.894
It's on the stream yard.

01:17:45.894 --> 01:17:46.717
No, it's stream yard.

01:17:48.953 --> 01:17:51.795
Oh okay, Fucking stream yard.

01:17:54.430 --> 01:17:55.470
Come on, come on.

01:17:57.313 --> 01:17:58.934
There it is, so we're back.

01:18:00.615 --> 01:18:02.356
Not yet what's going on?

01:18:02.356 --> 01:18:03.698
Okay, we're good.

01:18:08.181 --> 01:18:08.783
Go live.

01:18:08.783 --> 01:18:09.944
No, we're live.

01:18:10.083 --> 01:18:11.465
Oh we're back, we're back.

01:18:11.505 --> 01:18:13.106
Nice, nice, we're back.

01:18:13.106 --> 01:18:14.046
Great recovery.

01:18:14.890 --> 01:18:15.376
Just got to make sure the audio is right.

01:18:15.376 --> 01:18:15.679
Lost all the viewers, but we're back.

01:18:15.679 --> 01:18:15.983
I'm kind of Nice, we're back.

01:18:15.983 --> 01:18:16.246
Great recovery.

01:18:16.246 --> 01:18:16.810
Ooh, just going to make sure the audio is right.

01:18:17.353 --> 01:18:18.163
Lost all the viewers.

01:18:18.163 --> 01:18:18.550
But we're back.

01:18:18.550 --> 01:18:20.194
I was kind of upset because I had to pee there.

01:18:21.277 --> 01:18:22.179
Then go pee.

01:18:22.179 --> 01:18:23.381
Okay, Just go fucking pee.

01:18:23.381 --> 01:18:24.735
Jesus bladder boy.

01:18:24.735 --> 01:18:28.792
No, but there's like.

01:18:28.792 --> 01:18:40.003
That's why I love conspiracy theories, Because there's some truth in in most of them 100 absolutely the kennedy one is the.

01:18:40.003 --> 01:18:41.895
Did you that?

01:18:41.975 --> 01:18:43.158
and ufos, did you see?

01:18:43.158 --> 01:18:50.789
Did you see the most recent one on kennedy no, where they said, does a pruder film was actually doctored with the the tree?

01:18:52.554 --> 01:18:55.238
now and did you I tried to search this on YouTube.

01:18:55.238 --> 01:18:57.463
I can't find that video?

01:18:57.650 --> 01:19:02.619
Did you see the unedited one, where the driver of the car actually turned around.

01:19:03.109 --> 01:19:06.114
Yeah, but I don't, you can't see, like I don't see that.

01:19:06.817 --> 01:19:11.679
Oh I, I forget if I saw it on Twitter or where I saw it, but you saw it clear as day.

01:19:11.679 --> 01:19:14.614
Really, I was like you fucking you gotta be shitting me.

01:19:14.649 --> 01:19:22.636
That's where Everybody says that was the first shot that caught him in the throat, yeah, and then he goes back, then he goes forward and that's when he got shot from the back.

01:19:22.636 --> 01:19:24.676
You literally saw the driver.

01:19:24.676 --> 01:19:26.060
But no the magic bullet.

01:19:26.060 --> 01:19:30.777
I don't know if they're talking about a vibrator or a bullet.

01:19:31.810 --> 01:19:35.297
Oh, I mean we could ask Ben which one he got for his mother-in-law, Benoit balls.

01:19:36.100 --> 01:19:37.844
Oh, that's his name.

01:19:37.844 --> 01:19:38.845
His name's going to be Benoit.

01:19:38.845 --> 01:19:41.274
You're fucking mad.

01:19:41.274 --> 01:19:41.815
I love Benoit.

01:19:41.815 --> 01:19:45.515
You're terrible, but it's I.

01:19:45.515 --> 01:19:50.014
So Okay, there is information out there.

01:19:50.014 --> 01:19:51.096
Who really did it.

01:19:51.096 --> 01:19:51.920
They know.

01:19:52.119 --> 01:19:52.662
Oh, they know.

01:19:55.631 --> 01:19:58.797
I just want to know, you know.

01:19:59.340 --> 01:20:00.402
Was it Hoffa Was Jimmy.

01:20:00.442 --> 01:20:04.698
Hoffa involved Because supposedly he was, and hence why he disappeared About.

01:20:04.719 --> 01:20:05.100
Kennedy.

01:20:05.320 --> 01:20:05.622
Hoffa.

01:20:06.631 --> 01:20:07.512
You're talking about Kennedy though?

01:20:07.512 --> 01:20:09.819
Yes, supposedly CIA, dude, cia, fucking.

01:20:09.819 --> 01:20:10.641
Of course it was.

01:20:11.069 --> 01:20:18.184
But we were just talking about how the Zapruder film was supposedly doctored with that half tree that was sitting there and it was on that.

01:20:18.184 --> 01:20:20.756
Was that the thing that was on Netflix?

01:20:20.756 --> 01:20:22.613
That lady that was talking.

01:20:22.975 --> 01:20:23.939
It wasn't Netflix.

01:20:24.038 --> 01:20:24.279
Okay.

01:20:25.412 --> 01:20:33.005
So there's I don't know if it's on Prime or whatever, but there's a JFK thing, what the Doctors Saw.

01:20:34.751 --> 01:20:35.975
That's on Prime, I think.

01:20:39.650 --> 01:20:41.474
Like that's a really interesting one man.

01:20:41.493 --> 01:20:51.655
Um, like it's gonna fucking open your eyes open some eyes and raise an eyebrow to you know do you have any information of what was said or?

01:20:52.577 --> 01:20:58.605
um well, as far as I remember, there was a lot of stuff.

01:20:58.605 --> 01:21:05.402
There was a lot of differences between what happened in Texas.

01:21:05.882 --> 01:21:06.363
Oh, what was?

01:21:06.404 --> 01:21:12.421
yeah, and as to, what the coroner and autopsy.

01:21:12.421 --> 01:21:13.563
That happened in DC.

01:21:14.010 --> 01:21:17.591
Supposedly there was shit fucking missing from what happened in texas.

01:21:17.612 --> 01:21:20.377
Well, yeah, there's no, there's no question.

01:21:20.377 --> 01:21:21.399
The cia was involved.

01:21:21.420 --> 01:21:44.317
The cia has been doing that shit for years, years yeah, but like, just like the perspective from the doctors in dallas um their testimony kind of makes you be like, hmm, not so far-fetched, it's not far-fetched.

01:21:44.832 --> 01:21:45.809
I mean, it's not.

01:21:45.809 --> 01:22:02.037
First of all, the fact of a magic bullet Is, first of all, if you believe that you should be shot With the magic bullet, so we're going to be shooting vibrators at you, it's just.

01:22:02.037 --> 01:22:04.759
I still think that.

01:22:04.759 --> 01:22:07.018
What's his name?

01:22:07.018 --> 01:22:09.279
Who's the one that could blame for everything?

01:22:10.564 --> 01:22:11.770
Oswald, yeah, oswald.

01:22:12.472 --> 01:22:13.377
I think he was the.

01:22:14.854 --> 01:22:15.197
The scapegoat.

01:22:15.489 --> 01:22:16.832
They kind of like yeah, Oswald.

01:22:16.972 --> 01:22:17.734
I think he was the scapegoat, yeah.

01:22:17.755 --> 01:22:21.023
You know, they knew they kind of like researched his background.

01:22:24.051 --> 01:22:25.592
They gave him a rifle with a rubber bullet.

01:22:25.592 --> 01:22:38.190
So story legend goes like Oswald was a CIA sort of asset of some sort, you know, not like Jason Bourne, but like a Not many people, are you?

01:22:38.190 --> 01:22:47.889
Know like some sort of asset that they had Right and he just, he was just like set up to get set up.

01:22:49.154 --> 01:22:58.033
All you gotta do is watch a fucking movie Shooter and boom and that's it but it's true, though, and that's why he was offed by Ruby.

01:22:58.617 --> 01:23:02.317
Yes, like right away In public.

01:23:02.930 --> 01:23:04.095
Fucking in public.

01:23:04.135 --> 01:23:07.573
And whatever happened to Ruby, though he got shot right after that.

01:23:07.672 --> 01:23:10.896
Who does shit like that in public Talk about the domino effect.

01:23:12.032 --> 01:23:13.117
Who does shit like that in public?

01:23:13.117 --> 01:23:15.572
You do that in the octagon with kindergartners.

01:23:15.712 --> 01:23:21.717
What's the rule of conspiracy If you're involved in a conspiracy unless you're the fucking head of it, you're gone.

01:23:21.717 --> 01:23:22.820
All loose ends.

01:23:23.371 --> 01:23:26.676
Anytime I get asked a weird question, I'm like is this going to be part of a conspiracy?

01:23:26.676 --> 01:23:27.912
Because I really don't want to get involved.

01:23:27.912 --> 01:23:31.140
I'm good, you want to call Matt?

01:23:31.140 --> 01:23:31.903
Yeah, let's call Matt.

01:23:31.903 --> 01:23:36.851
Matt will.

01:23:36.851 --> 01:23:37.474
Yeah, let's call Matt.

01:23:37.474 --> 01:23:37.975
Matt'll do it.

01:23:37.975 --> 01:23:38.899
Matt'll do anything.

01:23:38.918 --> 01:23:41.930
Matt, we're going to get footage of Bigfoot, come with us.

01:23:41.930 --> 01:23:44.171
We're going to tape a chicken to a tree Local.

01:23:44.251 --> 01:23:48.081
New York man disappears on hike in the woods and that's it.

01:23:48.609 --> 01:23:50.056
Carrying rotisserie chicken.

01:23:53.595 --> 01:23:55.083
We found him lacquered with honey.

01:23:55.527 --> 01:23:56.170
Heavily ornate.

01:23:58.596 --> 01:24:13.454
And then the whole Like another UFO thing just release the information man, just get like there's okay, there's probably gonna be People who can't handle that, but fucking just Release the information they can't because they can't use it against us.

01:24:13.454 --> 01:24:17.657
You're talking about the holograms they're going to be using for the invasion.

01:24:18.538 --> 01:24:19.670
Holograms nonsense.

01:24:19.951 --> 01:24:22.996
See, I think it goes deeper, I think it goes more economic.

01:24:22.996 --> 01:24:45.466
To where, if they Voodoo economics, let us know all they know, like people are going to realize there's like free energy out there and oil Gas, all that shit is going to oh, the people do know that dude the people that own the world are the people that own that shit.

01:24:45.547 --> 01:24:51.581
Right now you're talking about black rock well, I'm talking about the rothschilds I'm talking about black rock.

01:24:51.581 --> 01:24:56.060
You know, you're when you say black cock, black rock you, I mean, they're both the same.

01:24:56.390 --> 01:24:59.435
Your Morgans, your Rockefellers, like they're all oil.

01:24:59.435 --> 01:25:05.779
You know, you know, and that shit's not gonna fly man.

01:25:05.779 --> 01:25:13.134
Okay, first of all it's Dude, a guy had a fucking car that could run on water in like the late 80s.

01:25:13.134 --> 01:25:13.935
Dude, he's dead.

01:25:13.994 --> 01:25:17.118
The E69 shit that was made from corn byproduct.

01:25:17.319 --> 01:25:19.462
You know, like he dead, he dead.

01:25:19.462 --> 01:25:23.332
Like he knew something on the Clintons Dead, you know.

01:25:23.814 --> 01:25:25.939
But there's only three things that run this world.

01:25:25.939 --> 01:25:30.853
It's wars, oil.

01:25:30.853 --> 01:25:31.654
Why am I forgetting the third?

01:25:31.675 --> 01:25:32.336
Oh and pharmaceuticals.

01:25:32.355 --> 01:25:33.256
Orientals, and pharmaceuticals and drugs.

01:25:33.256 --> 01:25:33.778
I forget in the third.

01:25:34.078 --> 01:25:40.287
Oh, and pharmaceuticals, Orientals and pharmaceuticals and drugs and Taiwanese and drugs, yes and drugs.

01:25:40.569 --> 01:25:40.868
Made in.

01:25:40.889 --> 01:25:41.149
Taiwan.

01:25:41.149 --> 01:25:42.913
But those three things it's.

01:25:42.913 --> 01:25:53.648
You know, if anybody's in, like you know, upper up, fucking CEO of a company, for a military company or a pharmaceutical company or whatever.

01:25:53.648 --> 01:26:07.438
They're putting money in the president's pockets in order to keep things the way for them and we our voice, whatever are you saying that the the white house is corrupt and the president?

01:26:07.497 --> 01:26:11.212
I think that's what we started with how dare you?

01:26:11.373 --> 01:26:11.894
you know it.

01:26:11.894 --> 01:26:14.238
You can't dare you like.

01:26:14.238 --> 01:26:30.908
It's hard to trust anything that any politician or government or whatnot said, because there's always some fucking deep layer to it because they don't care about well, there's definitely a club man, you know, and we're not part of it.

01:26:31.009 --> 01:26:37.761
You know, you know like just look at fucking congress man.

01:26:37.761 --> 01:26:43.805
Then in the house like look at all these fucking millionaires yeah, that have been in congress for how many years?

01:26:43.805 --> 01:26:46.738
You know, like you shouldn't you?

01:26:46.738 --> 01:26:51.252
Everyone always fluffs it off you shouldn't be a millionaire, or a millionaire of your stature.

01:26:51.913 --> 01:26:58.448
You, you know like your personal net worth should not increase tenfold right because?

01:26:58.847 --> 01:27:01.493
you, you got elected to public office.

01:27:01.493 --> 01:27:07.764
Yes, you know like that, yeah like no wake up people, please like.

01:27:07.764 --> 01:27:16.238
Come on, not not a party thing like they're all doing it every single one of them you know, every single fucking one of them is in the pocket of somebody.

01:27:23.970 --> 01:27:24.835
Where's Tackleberry?

01:27:24.835 --> 01:27:32.231
I know Ben loves this one.

01:27:32.231 --> 01:27:47.248
You got to love the fucking music break out in the middle of the show.

01:27:47.248 --> 01:27:48.051
All right, that's it.

01:27:48.051 --> 01:27:50.835
All right, that was good, though that was good.

01:27:50.835 --> 01:27:57.345
So we are going to get the wheel in here, though, and just when Chick gets down on the show, just spin it.

01:27:59.770 --> 01:28:03.511
It's like one of those flash mobs just happened, Dude you ever see video of that shit.

01:28:04.132 --> 01:28:05.432
Dude, I just saw it happen.

01:28:05.432 --> 01:28:07.755
Right now it's in with three people.

01:28:07.795 --> 01:28:16.579
yes, but when it's fucking set up perfectly that flash mob shit is crazy, absolutely crazy.

01:28:17.560 --> 01:28:18.881
I don't know who's got the time for that.

01:28:19.942 --> 01:28:22.684
I'm like, where are you guys getting these messages?

01:28:22.684 --> 01:28:25.005
You have to show up here in post.

01:28:25.465 --> 01:28:29.887
You got the same sweatsuit, oh my god so does everybody else?

01:28:31.829 --> 01:28:34.335
I got the same sweatshirt you guys shop at the same store.

01:28:34.694 --> 01:28:35.136
Alright post.

01:28:35.136 --> 01:28:39.082
It's funny, it's crazy, like who?

01:28:39.082 --> 01:28:41.453
All right, I got 1,000 emails.

01:28:41.453 --> 01:28:42.537
I'm going to send it out.

01:28:42.537 --> 01:28:43.701
You guys, meet me.

01:28:43.701 --> 01:28:49.940
We're going to go to Ben's house Retards.

01:28:49.940 --> 01:28:52.898
We're all going to be wearing vibrating panties.

01:28:57.613 --> 01:29:01.715
The salute of 10,000 vibrators, and we're all going to have masks of his mother-in-law.

01:29:02.435 --> 01:29:05.542
Oh, oh, oh man.

01:29:05.641 --> 01:29:06.122
No.

01:29:06.143 --> 01:29:07.966
Oh, no, oh oh.

01:29:08.106 --> 01:29:16.001
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz, zzzz.

01:29:31.002 --> 01:29:33.685
Zzzz Z there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll.

01:29:34.145 --> 01:29:38.076
Hi, I was on the knoll, just push out first.

01:29:40.951 --> 01:29:43.500
That bullet came out like Sammy Sosa's home run.

01:29:43.789 --> 01:29:48.800
Back to the left Hi Magic bullet Huh.

01:29:50.103 --> 01:29:50.764
That's crazy.

01:29:50.764 --> 01:29:52.036
Clean that up with a napkin.

01:29:55.190 --> 01:29:55.912
Hi, I'm Harry.

01:29:55.912 --> 01:30:02.376
Even I know it was a set up, I mean obviously came from.

01:30:02.376 --> 01:30:06.318
I was eating cheese on the grassy knoll with Ron Sandberg.

01:30:06.318 --> 01:30:14.518
Mark Grace was up in the library.

01:30:14.518 --> 01:30:19.063
I remember a young Andre.

01:30:19.063 --> 01:30:20.748
Dawson, andre Dawson.

01:30:20.748 --> 01:30:23.259
He was like the only black man down there.

01:30:23.259 --> 01:30:26.850
So we put him in the library.

01:30:26.850 --> 01:30:28.617
Then we had to turn the lights on.

01:30:28.617 --> 01:30:30.176
Andre shoot.

01:30:33.680 --> 01:30:35.734
What Matthew heard it.

01:30:36.131 --> 01:30:41.962
I heard it just was like what, oh god?

01:30:43.212 --> 01:30:50.395
imagine I put harry carry away, hi hey guys gotta go away now government conspiracies.

01:30:50.475 --> 01:30:52.340
Say anything you want in here, careful.

01:30:52.340 --> 01:30:54.912
Biggest conspiracy is the moon's man of chains.

01:30:54.912 --> 01:31:06.344
It's funny, no matter what put him back into cryo freeze hi I love her too, because I keep on seeing videos of will farrell doing it phenomenal.

01:31:06.344 --> 01:31:13.938
So I know my phone's listening to me when we're talking about it, because it was like video after video and um, he was fucking hilarious when he does it.

01:31:14.840 --> 01:31:16.403
I'm trying to remember who he was talking to.

01:31:16.430 --> 01:31:19.265
You need props when you do it, man, because you need the glasses.

01:31:19.565 --> 01:31:23.720
Yes, oh yeah, you got to have the Coke bottle glasses and the gray hair, yeah, and he was like hi.

01:31:25.291 --> 01:31:26.173
It's fucking great.

01:31:26.173 --> 01:31:27.859
I'll have to find it.

01:31:27.859 --> 01:31:38.980
I'll have to search Harry Carey costume If they can give me fucking thick, motherfucking glasses.

01:31:38.980 --> 01:31:40.492
Make sure you don't look like Drew Carey.

01:31:42.536 --> 01:31:44.579
Why Are they related?

01:31:47.024 --> 01:31:49.496
I don't know, is John Smith related to a Mike Smith?

01:31:49.496 --> 01:31:51.060
I think could be.

01:31:51.060 --> 01:31:53.257
I mean, we're all related to some way somehow.

01:31:53.257 --> 01:31:58.604
Seven degrees of Harry Carey, right, I thought it was Kevin Bacon related to some way, somehow Seven degrees of Harry K.

01:31:58.623 --> 01:32:00.149
Right, I thought it was Kevin Bacon, I don't know For this conversation.

01:32:00.510 --> 01:32:01.713
Seven degrees of bacon.

01:32:01.713 --> 01:32:05.435
Let's go Hot, hotter, hottest, hotter, hotter, hotter.

01:32:05.435 --> 01:32:06.878
Seven degrees.

01:32:09.104 --> 01:32:09.426
All right.

01:32:10.028 --> 01:32:10.188
What?

01:32:10.188 --> 01:32:12.135
All right, this is slowing down.

01:32:12.275 --> 01:32:12.516
Yeah.

01:32:12.850 --> 01:32:14.131
How long have we been recording?

01:32:14.150 --> 01:32:14.912
Hour and 15.

01:32:14.912 --> 01:32:15.752
Hour and 20.

01:32:16.051 --> 01:32:16.632
This is slowing down.

01:32:16.632 --> 01:32:17.212
Yeah, how long have we?

01:32:17.212 --> 01:32:17.934
Been recording Hour and 15.

01:32:17.934 --> 01:32:18.293
Hour and 20.

01:32:18.293 --> 01:32:18.833
It's actually not bad.

01:32:18.833 --> 01:32:21.695
No, it's actually not too bad at all.

01:32:21.695 --> 01:32:22.096
No, not at all.

01:32:22.096 --> 01:32:22.877
What are we closing it out with?

01:32:22.877 --> 01:32:24.538
We do have a special announcement.

01:32:24.738 --> 01:32:26.239
Actually, no, we're not going to do the special announcement.

01:32:26.239 --> 01:32:31.042
We have a special co-host who's going to be taking his seat next week.

01:32:31.042 --> 01:32:32.463
A mystery guest Mystery guest.

01:32:32.503 --> 01:32:36.087
Oh, that's right, I'm not going to be here, that's right, it's going to be a great show.

01:32:36.367 --> 01:32:36.987
We're going to miss you.

01:32:40.632 --> 01:32:41.734
It's going to be a great show.

01:32:41.734 --> 01:32:44.497
Yeah, because you and I talked about how we wanted to do the entrance.

01:32:44.497 --> 01:32:46.640
Yeah, fucking perfect.

01:32:46.640 --> 01:32:47.842
I agree Perfect.

01:32:47.842 --> 01:32:49.505
It's going to be fucking hilarious.

01:32:50.770 --> 01:32:51.671
Oh, he knows now.

01:32:51.671 --> 01:32:53.195
I thought you were going to keep it a secret.

01:32:53.256 --> 01:33:00.556
I was kind of high down here one night and we were just talking and I mentioned something that we were doing on Wednesday because we're going to the Mets-Yankees game.

01:33:00.717 --> 01:33:00.917
Yes.

01:33:01.791 --> 01:33:06.802
And I said I'm going with Phil and Peyton, and that was it.

01:33:06.802 --> 01:33:10.237
So I had my Sherlock Holmes hat on.

01:33:10.237 --> 01:33:13.872
Uh-huh, I heard the light bulb actually go off over his head.

01:33:13.971 --> 01:33:15.153
Ping I was like fuck.

01:33:15.573 --> 01:33:18.355
I heard the light bulb actually go off over his head, ping, I was like fuck.

01:33:18.355 --> 01:33:20.578
So you guys got to keep an eye on the house because I'm going to be away.

01:33:20.578 --> 01:33:26.903
My daughter's going to be down the road, staying at a house watching dogs, I'm good I got it.

01:33:26.903 --> 01:33:30.365
Leave me a note for you and Obi-Wan.

01:33:30.386 --> 01:33:33.014
bro, it's Pat and Obi, it's you and Obi-Wan.

01:33:33.014 --> 01:33:37.673
Well, you better have some 24-hour fucking BCC cameras going and shit or see whatever they call those things.

01:33:37.673 --> 01:33:39.514
What Big black cock.

01:33:39.514 --> 01:33:39.854
No.

01:33:39.875 --> 01:33:39.956
What.

01:33:40.730 --> 01:33:41.854
What do they call the cameras?

01:33:42.315 --> 01:33:43.600
CCT Closed caption.

01:33:43.600 --> 01:33:44.060
Yeah, there we go.

01:33:44.989 --> 01:33:46.054
You better have a couple of those going.

01:33:46.054 --> 01:33:53.353
Because we got to, because I got feeling some weird shit's going to happen, but I'll keep an eye on it.

01:33:53.353 --> 01:33:55.077
It's not the first time you left the house.

01:33:55.077 --> 01:33:58.095
You just gotta tell me when garbage is and what not.

01:34:00.667 --> 01:34:03.840
Monday Put it out Monday before you go to bed.

01:34:03.840 --> 01:34:05.069
Okay.

01:34:05.069 --> 01:34:09.577
When are you leaving Wednesday night?

01:34:09.577 --> 01:34:11.408
When are you getting back?

01:34:11.408 --> 01:34:15.654
Whenever I feel like it, probably like When's the 4th?

01:34:16.934 --> 01:34:19.956
That is a Thursday, yeah, I'll probably come back Wednesday.

01:34:19.956 --> 01:34:29.810
Okay, the 3rd, she's staying down there Like she's flying back At the Bjorn residence, yep At the Spy training At the Bjorn residence?

01:34:30.131 --> 01:34:32.618
Is she bringing Agent Wonton with her To get a little training?

01:34:32.819 --> 01:34:35.311
The new the new feline agent, the Red Broom.

01:34:35.311 --> 01:34:36.555
They call it the Red Broom.

01:34:36.555 --> 01:34:38.371
What Isn't that?

01:34:38.371 --> 01:34:40.399
What like Black Widow, black Widow.

01:34:40.399 --> 01:34:41.836
Oh, I totally forgot that.

01:34:43.872 --> 01:34:46.250
So are you bringing Agent Wanton or are you leaving Agent Wanton?

01:34:46.350 --> 01:34:47.416
No, bringing Coda.

01:34:50.091 --> 01:34:51.136
All right, can I have a say in this?

01:34:51.136 --> 01:34:52.014
Can you take?

01:34:52.014 --> 01:34:54.096
Is Coda going to the farm?

01:34:54.096 --> 01:34:54.449
Can?

01:34:55.452 --> 01:34:56.273
you take, can you take?

01:34:56.273 --> 01:34:56.872
Is Coda going to the farm?

01:34:56.872 --> 01:34:57.533
Uh, no, well no.

01:34:57.554 --> 01:34:59.256
Are you going to bring old Yeller back to the barn?

01:35:00.157 --> 01:35:03.782
So my buddy who moved down there my buddy and his wife, who's also my buddy.

01:35:03.782 --> 01:35:07.565
They're friends of ours, my buddy, my buddy.

01:35:07.831 --> 01:35:10.536
They have three boys my buddy and me and one of the boys.

01:35:10.555 --> 01:35:16.029
Like all the boys, really, but like one of the boys in particular, like loves Coda all the boys, really, but like one of the boys in particular, like loves Coda.

01:35:16.029 --> 01:35:17.652
You're going to leave her down there.

01:35:18.273 --> 01:35:23.341
No, no, sure, I would, I would, I would, and he might take him.

01:35:23.462 --> 01:35:25.505
It wouldn't be a terrible thing Like he.

01:35:25.505 --> 01:35:26.631
He'd take her too.

01:35:26.631 --> 01:35:31.917
But whatever so like food for thought.

01:35:31.917 --> 01:35:36.640
His kid said am I going to see Coda before she dies, like recently?

01:35:36.761 --> 01:35:46.016
So I was like oh man, I got this opportunity, I'll fucking bring her down here, take her, hold her Timmy while there's a thunderstorm.

01:35:46.016 --> 01:35:46.498
Okay, you do that.

01:35:46.498 --> 01:35:54.052
We'll see you later.

01:35:54.052 --> 01:35:55.134
Oh my gosh.

01:35:55.134 --> 01:35:57.055
She needs a fucking Xanny bar.

01:35:57.215 --> 01:36:01.157
He's got no idea that was that was Coda not Pat on a regular Thursday night?

01:36:01.337 --> 01:36:07.399
And I like dude it was a point where he wasn't here and she was I was like Coda, chill out.

01:36:07.600 --> 01:36:11.442
Like she, she tries to like crawl inside you, like through your big toe.

01:36:11.742 --> 01:36:19.225
If there's a, if there's a blanket or anything close to her, she'll fucking keep on reaching at it to try and do something.

01:36:19.645 --> 01:36:22.467
Yeah, she's not a big fan of the Thunder huh.

01:36:23.207 --> 01:36:24.047
No no.

01:36:24.689 --> 01:36:26.637
Not at all, she does not like the Thunder Sin Estate.

01:36:28.110 --> 01:36:29.555
Can we play the cowbell a little louder?

01:36:31.560 --> 01:36:41.295
No, she's Maybe what you should do is buy some M80s from Pika Nice and set them off in front of her.

01:36:41.295 --> 01:36:42.537
It was Frank.

01:36:42.557 --> 01:36:42.779
Perry.

01:36:42.779 --> 01:36:47.000
Oh, whatever, frank Perry, don't implicate the innocent man.

01:36:47.050 --> 01:36:49.217
Get a short yellow bus and throw it.

01:36:49.297 --> 01:36:52.438
Hey, pat, while Kevin's away, should we scout a?

01:36:52.438 --> 01:36:54.039
A bacon vest.

01:36:54.039 --> 01:36:55.320
A weave, a bacon vest.

01:36:55.390 --> 01:36:56.529
I'm weaving a bacon vest on that bench.

01:36:56.529 --> 01:36:58.277
You want me to whip one up before I leave.

01:36:59.952 --> 01:37:03.533
You got some strong nylon rope While you were doing the freaking sliders.

01:37:03.592 --> 01:37:05.713
I could just leave it in the dining room.

01:37:05.774 --> 01:37:08.637
Hey, you got one of those meat hangers they use in a butcher place.

01:37:08.637 --> 01:37:10.677
Just wondering we're going to need that.

01:37:10.677 --> 01:37:12.756
We're going bear hunting.

01:37:13.730 --> 01:37:17.220
I got a rotisserie chicken and a dog wrapped in bacon let's go.

01:37:19.011 --> 01:37:22.220
You got Elmer Fudd and Patrick Starfish going on a fucking bear hunt.

01:37:24.591 --> 01:37:26.318
Be very, very quiet.

01:37:28.591 --> 01:37:32.716
Dude, I'm telling you, there's something out there and has there been another sighting?

01:37:32.737 --> 01:37:35.014
No, no, last night, dude, there was some weird-.

01:37:35.014 --> 01:37:35.435
Has there been a?

01:37:35.454 --> 01:37:35.957
sounding.

01:37:35.957 --> 01:37:36.939
There's these.

01:37:36.939 --> 01:37:42.698
I don't know what type of animal it is man, but it is fucking eerie and weird, sound like a monkey.

01:37:42.698 --> 01:37:45.349
No, no, no, no, it's.

01:37:45.751 --> 01:37:46.454
That would be awkward in this.

01:37:46.454 --> 01:37:48.149
I can't even explain the noise.

01:37:49.033 --> 01:37:51.476
It's just like the fuck was that?

01:37:51.476 --> 01:37:53.917
It's like no, but it was like a long as like.

01:37:53.917 --> 01:38:09.725
It was like a it was like a predator and it just kept on going like real long and then it died out like almost like a laughing yell yeah a hyena, that's a coyote that long yeah no way dude if it.

01:38:09.725 --> 01:38:16.286
If it sounds like a yellow, no laughing yell no, not laugh, it was, it was just, god was just.

01:38:16.686 --> 01:38:23.523
I know what you're talking about and that's the best way I can explain it Like a laughing yell, I do.

01:38:23.603 --> 01:38:24.126
What am I thinking?

01:38:25.131 --> 01:38:27.529
If I hear the noise, I could be like this is what you're thinking.

01:38:27.649 --> 01:38:33.184
No, I was thinking of a 121 IQ right there, so you don't know what I'm thinking.

01:38:33.243 --> 01:38:36.155
I do so much smarter than you Got a 137 bro.

01:38:37.234 --> 01:38:40.779
A6 Fucking Teen Amoeba.

01:38:41.091 --> 01:38:44.578
I don't think his is low man, no it's, would you say.

01:38:44.597 --> 01:38:45.462
It would be like 99.

01:38:45.462 --> 01:38:46.185
You said 100?

01:38:46.185 --> 01:38:46.185
.

01:38:46.889 --> 01:38:49.083
Yeah, I'd be in the middling range.

01:38:49.083 --> 01:38:49.949
I bet he's higher than you.

01:38:49.970 --> 01:38:50.171
Dude.

01:38:50.171 --> 01:38:57.134
But it's crazy, like If you look how they categorize it, if you go up 10 points, you can go from Tard to Scholar.

01:38:57.134 --> 01:39:01.783
It's great, tard, tard.

01:39:02.913 --> 01:39:04.097
Is that the official scoring?

01:39:05.631 --> 01:39:07.537
It's Retard, retard.

01:39:07.658 --> 01:39:09.315
Retard, it's Retarded American.

01:39:13.171 --> 01:39:24.386
We do not individualize anybody here, only the Orientals Right, and that's it, kevin does at least Everybody's Asian to me.

01:39:24.430 --> 01:39:27.375
You got your Oriental Americans too, man, like I don't want to offend them.

01:39:31.234 --> 01:39:32.960
Yeah, let's not be offensive to them.

01:39:33.240 --> 01:39:36.480
certainly You're talking like too late, like Bruce Lee.

01:39:36.480 --> 01:39:37.890
Who are you talking about?

01:39:38.610 --> 01:39:39.496
Well, he wasn't American.

01:39:39.496 --> 01:39:40.712
He was just like.

01:39:40.753 --> 01:39:41.074
Jackie.

01:39:41.095 --> 01:39:43.292
Chan, like the, you know, like the.

01:39:44.052 --> 01:39:44.493
Cheers boss.

01:39:44.795 --> 01:39:45.475
Like the guy.

01:39:46.256 --> 01:39:47.538
The guy, yeah, the guy.

01:39:47.658 --> 01:39:48.360
You know that guy.

01:39:48.360 --> 01:40:03.851
You know, I mean the guy from I got no fucking specifics, man, but all of them, yeah, all them love them peoples.

01:40:03.872 --> 01:40:05.682
I'm not allowed to say what I want to say.

01:40:05.682 --> 01:40:07.039
Are you talking about the Chinese?

01:40:07.039 --> 01:40:14.855
Guy from Big Trouble in Little China if you aren't playing it right now, I don't know what is are you talking about the guy from Big Trouble in Little China, that guy?

01:40:15.693 --> 01:40:16.354
what no?

01:40:16.576 --> 01:40:17.599
Chopin, whatever his name was.

01:40:21.510 --> 01:40:22.192
That's a great movie.

01:40:22.292 --> 01:40:24.296
I thought you meant egg, egg Chen.

01:40:29.751 --> 01:40:30.413
Such a good movie.

01:40:30.413 --> 01:40:30.916
I loved it.

01:40:30.916 --> 01:40:31.431
Great movie.

01:40:31.953 --> 01:40:35.234
Alright, I'm done with this Ride the Pork Chop Express out of here.

01:40:35.234 --> 01:40:36.817
What?

01:40:37.679 --> 01:40:38.239
It's Big.

01:40:38.279 --> 01:40:39.021
Trouble in Little China.

01:40:39.021 --> 01:40:42.594
Oh yeah, Jesus Christ.

01:40:42.634 --> 01:40:43.979
Sorry, man Sorry.

01:40:44.890 --> 01:40:47.097
I was fucking talking about the movie like you knew it.

01:40:47.097 --> 01:40:52.016
Well, I went straight into oh I'm sorry 121 mode.

01:40:52.016 --> 01:40:52.619
I'm like, hmm Sorry.

01:40:55.130 --> 01:40:56.695
Alright, super genius Play a song.

01:40:56.695 --> 01:41:00.135
How do you do that?

01:41:00.135 --> 01:41:00.234
What?

01:41:00.615 --> 01:41:02.280
I'm telling you I'll use 3% of my brain.

01:41:02.280 --> 01:41:08.104
Definitely half retarded, Just a good half Shut up bitch.

01:41:08.104 --> 01:41:16.739
Oh my God, you ever touch that fucking board again.

01:41:16.739 --> 01:41:18.250
You ever touch that fucking board again.

01:41:19.131 --> 01:41:19.835
You ever touch.

01:41:19.835 --> 01:41:20.377
So here's the.

01:41:20.590 --> 01:41:21.413
I'll never have the.

01:41:21.413 --> 01:41:25.240
First of all, I'm surprised you can read retard.

01:41:25.240 --> 01:41:27.819
I had the pads up, God damn it.

01:41:27.890 --> 01:41:29.354
That's retarded American.

01:41:29.354 --> 01:41:31.519
Yeah, damn you.

01:41:32.121 --> 01:41:32.582
Damn you.

01:41:32.582 --> 01:41:34.778
I should never leave that one up again.

01:41:34.778 --> 01:41:37.595
I'm going to switch the bank that way.

01:41:37.595 --> 01:41:39.720
That sucks.

01:41:39.720 --> 01:41:41.469
I'm going to delete that right now.

01:41:41.469 --> 01:41:43.036
You got to reverse shut up, bitch.

01:41:43.036 --> 01:41:49.061
Just so you know it's not making the final edit, since you don't edit it.

01:41:49.251 --> 01:41:50.260
It's on Facebook Live.

01:41:50.260 --> 01:41:50.945
I'm playing it every day.

01:41:50.945 --> 01:41:53.217
It doesn't matter, I will find a way to get it off of there.

01:41:56.430 --> 01:41:57.118
I'm going to report the video now.

01:41:57.118 --> 01:41:57.524
Power to the people.

01:41:57.524 --> 01:41:59.194
I'm reporting that is harassment.

01:41:59.194 --> 01:42:01.573
Power to the people I'm going to send that straight to.

01:42:01.573 --> 01:42:08.978
You can rise up Straight to the MetaSweep thingy.

01:42:09.018 --> 01:42:09.559
Viva la France.

01:42:09.559 --> 01:42:11.743
Transition.

01:42:11.842 --> 01:42:13.225
Alright, that's how we end the show.

01:42:13.225 --> 01:42:16.639
I'm sure we can find some cunty music For Kevin.

01:42:16.639 --> 01:42:21.130
We got a cunt song for him.

01:42:21.130 --> 01:42:23.177
He totally saw me find it too.

01:42:23.177 --> 01:42:24.381
I just sat there waiting.

01:42:24.381 --> 01:42:25.329
I knew you were doing it.

01:42:25.591 --> 01:42:26.756
You guys see my eyes.

01:42:28.295 --> 01:42:30.140
Your eyes lit up and his eyes saw you.

01:42:30.140 --> 01:42:31.649
He's like oh no, don't push it.

01:42:31.649 --> 01:42:32.914
Phenomenal, that was good.

01:42:32.914 --> 01:42:33.296
Don't push it.

01:42:33.296 --> 01:42:33.858
Don't push it.

01:42:37.149 --> 01:42:39.815
That was funny, phenomenal, phenomenal.

01:42:40.436 --> 01:42:40.957
That was good.

01:42:41.037 --> 01:42:43.042
Well done, orbs, not going to lie.

01:42:43.141 --> 01:42:47.179
Not going to lie, that was actually pretty good.

01:42:52.557 --> 01:42:53.844
I can't wait to listen to that again.

01:42:54.532 --> 01:42:58.454
He doesn't even know what to do after he got shut up, bitch it hurts, doesn't even know what to do.

01:42:58.454 --> 01:42:59.902
After he got shut up, bitched it hurts, doesn't it bro?

01:42:59.902 --> 01:43:01.189
Yeah, it's all funny, but it still fucking stings.

01:43:01.189 --> 01:43:06.077
Right, it's not funny, he's so flustered.

01:43:06.177 --> 01:43:06.578
No, no, no.

01:43:07.515 --> 01:43:08.963
He's a little flustered.

01:43:09.085 --> 01:43:09.869
He's a little flustered.

01:43:11.226 --> 01:43:14.259
Not, oh yeah he's like totally cool.

01:43:16.171 --> 01:43:17.654
I don't lose my mind like you do.

01:43:17.673 --> 01:43:27.774
Ow Nice, we were getting some sort of Morse code.

01:43:27.774 --> 01:43:29.940
Yeah, you know what it said.

01:43:30.670 --> 01:43:55.395
Shut up bitch, bitch, son of a whore fuck you, kevin, son of a whore.

01:43:55.395 --> 01:44:00.024
Fuck you, kevin, kevin.

01:44:02.029 --> 01:44:02.572
That's okay.

01:44:07.390 --> 01:44:08.573
What are we doing now?

01:44:08.573 --> 01:44:09.916
That was a lot of buttons getting pushed.

01:44:09.976 --> 01:44:10.277
Right, why?

01:44:10.277 --> 01:44:10.958
What are?

01:44:10.979 --> 01:44:12.221
you talking about Nothing?

01:44:12.221 --> 01:44:16.891
Oh good, because I had to switch that up.

01:44:16.891 --> 01:44:19.375
No, you ain't touching it again.

01:44:19.375 --> 01:44:19.854
That's it.

01:44:19.854 --> 01:44:26.542
We're leaving after that comment from Kevin, because he's a complete fucking tool and now I've got to block the pads like a child.

01:44:26.542 --> 01:44:31.913
So thank you for joining us on the most dysfunctional show possible.

01:44:31.913 --> 01:44:32.756
Good show though.

01:44:32.756 --> 01:44:33.216
Good show.

01:44:33.238 --> 01:44:36.123
Show possible Good show though Good show, the latest Not bad yeah.

01:44:36.770 --> 01:44:38.733
Two in a row Asian Americans.

01:44:38.733 --> 01:44:39.934
Good luck next week, boys.

01:44:39.934 --> 01:44:43.859
Oh, we'll do fine, you know, we'll be all right, yeah.

01:44:43.899 --> 01:44:44.600
I think we'll be all right.

01:44:44.600 --> 01:44:46.141
We should have called Jilton.

01:44:46.202 --> 01:44:46.823
Actually, you know what?

01:44:46.823 --> 01:44:48.965
We may have a second special guest too, Time out.

01:44:50.990 --> 01:44:52.193
Should we call him, oh, special guest?

01:44:53.837 --> 01:44:55.881
No, no, it's a little late now.

01:44:56.140 --> 01:44:57.103
No, he's three hours early.

01:44:57.890 --> 01:44:58.815
Oh well, that's true.

01:44:58.815 --> 01:44:59.832
I forgot that.

01:44:59.832 --> 01:45:00.753
I'm real smart over there.

01:45:03.981 --> 01:45:04.443
Wrong button.

01:45:04.443 --> 01:45:06.698
But yeah, we may have another special guest in studio.

01:45:09.172 --> 01:45:12.182
Oh KT yeah, who what?

01:45:12.182 --> 01:45:15.710
Kt tape, the kinetics tape You'll have to listen, to find out.

01:45:15.710 --> 01:45:17.377
We got a trainer coming in.

01:45:17.377 --> 01:45:19.416
We're going to learn how to properly tape with KT tape.

01:45:20.479 --> 01:45:29.038
Oh yeah, Like all I heard was Asian masseuse, I'm missing out on the Asian masseuse Oriental.

01:45:29.059 --> 01:45:29.881
I don't know about you.

01:45:30.270 --> 01:45:31.372
Just tell Ali to do this.

01:45:31.372 --> 01:45:32.094
I'm sorry.

01:45:32.094 --> 01:45:32.534
I'm sorry.

01:45:39.686 --> 01:45:41.475
I'm sorry, tape the side of her eyes.

01:45:44.679 --> 01:45:45.480
Alright, we're not gonna call.

01:45:48.944 --> 01:45:50.210
Like, even if she's unconscious.

01:45:53.019 --> 01:45:56.478
We'll definitely use the tape, then she's not gonna feel it.

01:46:00.488 --> 01:46:00.909
Oh yeah.

01:46:01.551 --> 01:46:04.349
Although you're gonna have to tape her when she wakes up, because I want to see the reaction.

01:46:04.570 --> 01:46:08.109
Hey honey, do you have any flesh color electrical tape?

01:46:08.632 --> 01:46:10.094
Like whoa, like she's like.

01:46:10.113 --> 01:46:10.756
Bugs Bunny.

01:46:10.877 --> 01:46:11.097
Asian.

01:46:11.097 --> 01:46:16.579
You got flesh color Like all sort of racist Asian.

01:46:16.619 --> 01:46:17.542
Like oh, my God.

01:46:25.452 --> 01:46:26.135
Is that too much?

01:46:28.591 --> 01:46:29.295
I said Asian.

01:46:29.335 --> 01:46:30.319
Come on, play the music.

01:46:31.073 --> 01:46:31.815
Play the music.

01:46:31.916 --> 01:46:32.256
Oh my God.

01:46:34.110 --> 01:46:36.057
She's wearing the blue pants with the shoes.

01:46:37.250 --> 01:46:37.912
Right no shoes.

01:46:38.335 --> 01:46:41.675
That's disrespectful Rice hat Slippers Rice hat.

01:46:49.832 --> 01:46:50.474
Does she have?

01:46:50.635 --> 01:46:51.398
a Hi Hi.

01:46:54.019 --> 01:46:57.439
Does she have like a ninja blade, like a fucking samurai sword?

01:46:58.069 --> 01:47:00.899
I don't know, but I think we got a Halloween costume for her this year.

01:47:02.011 --> 01:47:03.396
We like you as Oriental woman.

01:47:03.396 --> 01:47:06.271
Hi, you got to tape your eye.

01:47:06.271 --> 01:47:09.457
Geisha, geisha, geisha, tape eye, tape eye.

01:47:09.597 --> 01:47:10.420
Assassin Geisha.

01:47:12.823 --> 01:47:15.756
Yeah, who's the?

01:47:15.756 --> 01:47:19.475
The Asian chick from Charlie's Angels, lucy Liu.

01:47:19.475 --> 01:47:24.957
Yeah, that's yeah, we'll call her Goosey Liu, goosey Liu.

01:47:26.815 --> 01:47:30.689
No, you can call her Lucy Liu, you just spell Lucy different, alright.

01:47:30.911 --> 01:47:33.095
L-O-O-S-E-Y Time out people.

01:47:34.815 --> 01:47:36.332
I was just what I was, just we were talking about.

01:47:36.351 --> 01:47:39.582
I was just putting on words we were talking about yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm putting on words.

01:47:40.252 --> 01:47:41.876
I'm just casting a vote here.

01:47:41.876 --> 01:47:43.701
That's all Continue.

01:47:43.789 --> 01:47:45.197
I think you're already outvoted.

01:47:45.569 --> 01:47:48.659
Continue, but I'm just letting my voice be heard.

01:47:48.859 --> 01:47:51.274
All right, lucy Liu.

01:47:52.456 --> 01:47:52.817
L-O-O-S-I-U.

01:47:52.817 --> 01:47:54.680
Avoid all copyright issues.

01:47:54.780 --> 01:47:58.756
Yes, we have the patent Hi.

01:47:58.756 --> 01:48:05.322
Oh, tape, your eye Put flesh color.

01:48:07.416 --> 01:48:11.317
Flesh color on eye Lucy Lewis just lost.

01:48:11.356 --> 01:48:12.560
That's the new spin-off.

01:48:15.954 --> 01:48:19.282
Oh God, no, oh, my God.

01:48:22.070 --> 01:48:23.192
Comedy.

01:48:23.891 --> 01:48:24.512
Gold was just born.

01:48:24.512 --> 01:48:25.073
Oh my God.

01:48:25.453 --> 01:48:27.635
We have a new show we're going to be starting in a few months.

01:48:27.635 --> 01:48:32.519
It's called Asian Sensation starring Jizzpaw and Lucy.

01:48:32.519 --> 01:48:43.608
Liu Lucy, L-O-S-E-Y Liu Flesh color tape on his face.

01:48:43.608 --> 01:48:46.697
I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack.

01:48:47.912 --> 01:48:48.654
Oh, please don't.

01:48:48.775 --> 01:48:48.916
No.

01:48:50.394 --> 01:48:55.842
No, not you no, please, you're too young.

01:48:56.310 --> 01:48:58.056
Did we put money into the fucking defibrillator?

01:48:58.056 --> 01:48:59.795
Here we got one of those machines.

01:48:59.814 --> 01:49:02.296
We did AED In studio AED.

01:49:04.215 --> 01:49:08.176
All you gotta do is whistle and Gunner fucking puts a backpack on and comes running down with one.

01:49:08.952 --> 01:49:09.855
Dude, I got a lava lamp.

01:49:09.855 --> 01:49:11.000
I'll throw in a bucket of water.

01:49:11.069 --> 01:49:12.155
But he'll come running down with.

01:49:12.155 --> 01:49:13.796
I gotta give you your cables back.

01:49:13.796 --> 01:49:14.914
He'll come running down with jumper cables.

01:49:14.914 --> 01:49:16.140
Instead, gunner's gonna come down and come running down with.

01:49:16.140 --> 01:49:17.689
I gotta give you your cables back, he'll come running down with jumper cables.

01:49:17.708 --> 01:49:21.220
instead, gunner's gonna come down and Come running down and start Fuck your face.

01:49:22.909 --> 01:49:29.712
Wake up, bitch, I'm starting to sweat Blow on this, bro.

01:49:29.712 --> 01:49:35.978
He kills it, bro, he kills me because the second he lays down I'll rub his side and he just lifts his leg.

01:49:35.978 --> 01:49:38.274
He's like yeah, yeah, I take it off, man.

01:49:38.274 --> 01:49:38.997
I'm like settle.

01:49:38.997 --> 01:49:39.618
I was like whoa.

01:49:39.618 --> 01:49:42.198
He didn't pay for that, bro.

01:49:42.238 --> 01:49:44.636
We just met You're worse than a 15 year old boy.

01:49:45.011 --> 01:49:46.176
Oh it's hilarious, he's just.

01:49:47.092 --> 01:49:50.097
We didn't even pay for that man, we didn't even discuss that.

01:49:53.484 --> 01:49:54.489
First time I ever saw Kevin.

01:49:54.489 --> 01:49:58.436
I think you were drunk and you said yes my boy Like I'm sitting.

01:49:58.476 --> 01:50:00.189
I'm like this looks so inappropriate.

01:50:00.917 --> 01:50:02.932
His fucking leg is up high, what's?

01:50:02.953 --> 01:50:03.615
he doing over there?

01:50:03.615 --> 01:50:05.264
Well he's, oh, he's just rubbing his belly.

01:50:05.284 --> 01:50:08.101
I thought he was like Drinking a moment or something, but he was just rubbing his belly.

01:50:08.101 --> 01:50:09.130
Is that confirmed?

01:50:09.832 --> 01:50:10.835
Yeah, yeah, it was the angle.

01:50:10.854 --> 01:50:15.056
Yes, because of the angle he was at, I'm like when I saw it, I'm like what the fuck?

01:50:15.056 --> 01:50:16.039
What the?

01:50:16.180 --> 01:50:16.421
fuck.

01:50:16.421 --> 01:50:18.055
So I walk over to his side.

01:50:18.055 --> 01:50:19.755
So that's how it is in there.

01:50:19.755 --> 01:50:22.895
I was like oh, thank God, you beat me to that by a second.

01:50:22.895 --> 01:50:27.136
That's weird, no wonder why he always raped Scout Jesus.

01:50:27.899 --> 01:50:31.497
Oh, oh, he got Kevin fluffing him on the side.

01:50:31.497 --> 01:50:40.131
Oh, come on, wow, wow the side.

01:50:40.152 --> 01:50:40.353
Oh, come on.

01:50:40.353 --> 01:50:40.956
Wow, wow, all right, we gotta go.

01:50:40.956 --> 01:50:42.181
Because it's just, I'm starting to sweat and I don't know why.

01:50:42.181 --> 01:50:43.368
Because you're talking about fluffing dogs you're sweating.

01:50:43.368 --> 01:50:44.411
That's fucking weird, bro.

01:50:45.171 --> 01:50:50.720
Yeah, that was funny um the weird was a little weird.

01:50:50.720 --> 01:50:53.284
No, I wasn't talking about fluffing.

01:50:53.284 --> 01:50:57.680
I was saying, you were fluffing, norris, did you hear that?

01:50:58.461 --> 01:50:58.542
No.

01:51:00.554 --> 01:51:01.122
What we do in life.

01:51:01.122 --> 01:51:10.238
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining these three assholes, including me, on the Take a Deep Show.

01:51:10.238 --> 01:51:16.453
Wow Hour 40, huh 167 episodes deep Next week.

01:51:16.453 --> 01:51:19.359
We're going to be going live on Friday.

01:51:19.859 --> 01:51:21.502
Friday night, friday night.

01:51:21.582 --> 01:51:23.755
Oh shit, friday night Special guest appearance.

01:51:23.755 --> 01:51:25.015
We definitely have one confirmed.

01:51:25.015 --> 01:51:26.594
The next one, we don't know yet.

01:51:26.594 --> 01:51:27.796
I'll find out this week.

01:51:27.796 --> 01:51:29.039
It's going to be a good one.

01:51:29.039 --> 01:51:34.417
Well, tune in, we're going to get some lube and a slip and slide.

01:51:34.417 --> 01:51:37.203
You guys in.

01:51:37.203 --> 01:51:39.135
You're not, don't you worry about it.

01:51:39.135 --> 01:51:40.855
Obi-wan will be the referee.

01:51:44.171 --> 01:51:45.015
His head might explode.

01:51:45.550 --> 01:51:46.654
What are you judging sandwiches?

01:51:46.654 --> 01:51:49.823
We're not doing that Until next time.

01:51:49.823 --> 01:51:50.707
Take it deep bitches.

01:51:51.269 --> 01:51:51.609
Later, later.

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