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Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what happens when you mix gas station gummies with recording equipment? Brace yourselves for a hilarious recount of our chaotic attempts to kick off this episode while under the influence...

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Season 5

Send us a Text Message.

Ever wondered what happens when you mix gas station gummies with recording equipment? Brace yourselves for a hilarious recount of our chaotic attempts to kick off this episode while under the influence. We dive headfirst into the absurdities of trying to make coherent decisions, reflect on historical oddities like the moon landing, and jokingly entertain the notion of being flat earthers. It's a rollercoaster of laughter, technical difficulties, and quirky anecdotes that reveal just how unpredictable our sessions can get.

Next, we step into the cosmos with a skeptical eye, challenging conventional understandings of celestial alignment. How is it that all the planets spin in the same direction? What are the odds that the moon's perfect shape and rotation are just coincidences? With a mix of humor and curiosity, we explore alternative explanations for these phenomena, even suggesting a Truman Show-like scenario for our universe. Prepare for a thought-provoking discussion that might just make you question everything you thought you knew about the solar system.

Finally, we cover a whirlwind of topics, from the frustrations of road rage and sports banter to the looming threat of the asteroid Apophis. We vent about driving nightmares, celebrate our favorite sports victories, and ponder hilarious what-if scenarios involving asteroid impacts. With playful banter, nostalgic references, and unexpected tangents, this episode promises plenty of laughs and moments that will keep you hooked from start to finish. Whether you're into conspiracy theories, TikTok bans, or superhero anatomy, there's something for everyone in this wild episode.

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Chapters

00:05 - Discussion on Flat Earth Theory

11:12 - The Mystery of Celestial Alignment

20:34 - Road Rage and Sports Banter

35:24 - Food, TikTok, and Simulation Theories

39:08 - Conspiracies, OJ Simpson, and Retards

46:59 - Asteroid Threat and Rabbit Holes

59:11 - Hilarious Banter and Random Musings

Transcript
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I feel shocked.

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All right, we're recording.

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Yeah, we're recording on the board also.

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Yeah, look at see, I've practiced and it's blinking red.

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Okay, all right.

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I had to make sure I got this down.

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All right, I just hit the go live button.

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All right, settle it down into sound pads, all right.

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Yeah.

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Let's see if this works.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah, here we go buddy, yeah, get that second wind.

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Woo, I am my own hero, though I'm going to be honest with you.

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Hashtag pulling for Pat.

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You're fucking A right.

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I'm pulling for myself right now.

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What we do in life echoes in eternity.

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Take care, we're coming to you a little late on a Diverted road of gummies and bad decisions.

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I'm amazed we're even here To bring you a late episode on a Sunday night when we were 45 minutes ago.

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It wasn't going to be at the table.

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Where I was 45 minutes ago.

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Not too many human beings have ventured.

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Smart money was on next week.

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I was like the long shot who just won the fucking Kentucky Derby.

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Magic Dan 18 to 1.

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Dude I was a good 75 to 1.

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I was going to say you were the longest of long shots, okay, okay.

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So let's.

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I can't even believe I'm talking right now and he's incomprehending anything that's going on.

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You're going to have no recollection of this.

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This I'm going to remember the possession that just happened.

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Who brought the priest?

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Where was the priest?

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and where was the holy water when we got you out of Deebo's pigeon coop?

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Oh, dude, that's funny.

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Do you want to?

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see it.

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So Matt has heard what I could do with the mic right.

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Yes, I did so the last 45 minutes.

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This is what it was like in my head it's okay, you're going to get through this.

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Wow, that's awesome.

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This is me, the gas station gummy.

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Oh, that's incredible.

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That's what I thought when I was playing with Pat's head.

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Oh man, I just took one look and I said eat me, but just a little, just a little nibble for $8.

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$8.

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That's incredible.

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That's fucking fantastic.

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That's absolutely fantastic.

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That's going to come in handy later.

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Oh yeah, In later shows, no joke dude, that's what it's like every time a decision is made.

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That's going to come in handy later.

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Oh yeah, in later shows.

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No joke, dude.

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That's what it's like every time a decision is made.

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That's the voice.

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I hear.

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We have to get the lighter side of the rainbow at some point on that board there is no light side of the rainbow, matt.

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Ha ha, ha ha, it's me the devil.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho.

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That can get us into a lot of trouble.

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That's actually a live recording from the other side of the glory hole, yeah.

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That's coming straight from the depths of hell, right, I mean, we can communicate with the depths of hell, but we can't fucking communicate when astronauts are on the moon.

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Now, that can't happen.

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Well, we never landed on the moon.

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This is true.

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We've never been to outer space.

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Well, okay, speaking of space, speaking of the Earth, time and space, no, what about it?

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I don't know, just going with it.

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I think I'm leaning more to be a flat earther.

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A fat merther what, not a fat ear to be a flat earther?

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A fat merther what?

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Not a fat earther, a flat earther Really.

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They can be pretty convincing.

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It is, you know, it totally is.

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Sometimes they spit some shit out.

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You're just like huh, People believe the moon landing too, for a long time.

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The what Moon landing.

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Listen, if we can do that back in Dude.

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I'm convinced that was faked.

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Yeah, well, you all debunked that years ago.

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Well, the whole camera.

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Who put it out there?

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Of course, the fact that you can communicate with them back in 69, but then, all of a sudden, you can't send people to the moon to communicate.

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It said 69.

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What year were they on the moon?

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69.

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Was it really?

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Was he questioning my?

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He wrote a song about it.

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I know my brain was melting a little while ago, but things are starting to flash back.

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69 was the first fucking year that popped in my head and I was correct and you were questioning it, dude, maybe you came back like a savant, you know, like Some people hit their head and they can play the piano and shit, like maybe now.

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You can talk about.

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We can fucking podcast After a gas station gummy Dude, I figured it out.

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I'll get so much promotion out, dude, seriously, that fucking gas station Will just be loaded with people.

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Where's that gummy?

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It's over here.

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Fucking gas station will just be loaded with people Where's?

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that coming.

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This is fucking great.

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Is this like the first time we really use this?

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Yes, when's the last time we recorded?

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Two weeks ago.

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Yeah.

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We haven't had an episode in two weeks.

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No, it was a week ago.

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We skipped one week.

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God, it feels like two weeks.

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We unboxed the new equipment.

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We threw a quick show together.

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The apology tour you might call it.

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Yeah, there's nothing in the comments about us.

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We took a week off.

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They can't hear us or anything.

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Hopefully they can hear us.

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Yeah, how's the audience out there?

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People are, we heard.

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Are you guys hearing God's voice?

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God, we hope so.

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So do I.

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Can you talk into that?

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Trying to sound like what that sounds like and see how it sounds.

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You know, like, like, if you tried to talk like that's coming out, like what would it sound?

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Sound like, I think he's trying to throw you a curveball right now in your state.

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I don't know what you're saying.

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Stop confusing me, Kevin.

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Bubba Joe said all is well and Satan's coming through loud and clear.

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Can you do Harry Carey like that?

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That's going to sound terrible.

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Hey.

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Let's see what does.

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Let's see what Right, that's going to be awesome.

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Let's see what the Harry Carey sounds like being possessed.

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Hey everybody, hey, you guys see that, the best baseball game, Ryan Sandberg.

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Hey Matty, if the moon was made of cheese, would you eat me?

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Now he sounds like Satan from the South Park movie.

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What about Jizzpaw?

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Alright take off the God's voice.

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It's Jizzpaw, it's evil Jizzpaw.

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Bizarro Jizzpaw.

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Harry Caray sounds better.

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That's cum-suck-dong.

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Cum-suck-dong.

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So anyway, yeah, so we were talking about the whole flat earth thing, matty.

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Yes, this is the reason why I All right, so you sure you're prepared for this after that last half hour?

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Yeah?

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okay what is that?

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Oh is that what you guys willis reed, oh oh, I saw the video of the guy throwing up we were trying to help.

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That was pretty gross it didn't help it did not help.

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Did not in fact help, all right, so listen.

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This is a video that was on tiktok about this guy who literally explains how I mean, beyond convincing that dearth is flat.

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Just take a listen, okay doesn't matter if you're a flat earther, round earther, spinning in the freaking middle of nowhere in the universe.

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I don't care what religion you believe.

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Clear your mind of everything, go back to being.

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Pretend you're a kid and you don't know anything.

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And this is your teacher.

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Let's just say for shits and giggles.

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Okay, now, after this, after this, hit up the comment section, because I want to know your thoughts on this.

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When you look at the solar system, there's nine planets, right, according to Neil deGrasse Tyson, the alleged greatest, they're all spinning in the same direction.

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You know the odds of that two to the ninth power, one in 512.

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That's very rare and, by the way, do not, during this conversation, do not say it was god's will, because if it's, if you use god, you have to read the bible, and the bible does not depict the earth as a spinning ball in a sea of nothing at all.

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So you can't have it both ways, guys.

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You can't have a permanent firmament.

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Four corners, god sits up and looks at us like grasshoppers you can't have that.

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And a spinning ball and nothing.

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Okay, listen, just please listen, because it's impossible.

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All right, next up on the solar system model, it's on a flat plane.

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Not just is the solar system a flat plane, the entire Milky Way galaxy is a flat plane.

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Want to talk about flat Earth?

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Oh, flat Earthers, flat Earthers, you're saying that after a big bang, even with the law of thermodynamics called entropy, which we'll get to in a second somehow our galaxy ended up being a perfectly flat plane where all the planets spin in the same direction.

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The odds of that are less than winning the mega lotto every single day for thousands of years.

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Understand that.

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Now look at the moon.

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The moon is a perfect circle.

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The odds that that happened after Big Bang and just chaos of atoms and particles and dust and rocks colliding, is zero.

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The odds are literally zero.

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There's no force, there's no wind, there's no erosion, there's no water.

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There's no force acting upon that moon that would make it a perfect sphere Next up.

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Why are the craters all perfect spheres?

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The way asteroids hit side side angle.

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We've never witnessed an asteroid.

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Okay, the odds that the spin of the moon is exactly the same speed as it rotates around the earth again, are zero.

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If it was one quarter of one mile per hour different, um, it would slowly turn the fact it doesn't.

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And there is zero physics explanations with the model of gravity as we know it to explain why the moon, why its axis rotation, is exactly matching.

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It rotates around us so that we only see one side Light being shined upon.

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A sphere does not make the luminescence the same all the way across.

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You can do it across.

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You can do a test with a tennis ball.

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All right.

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Where are you at so far with this?

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He's made a couple of good points.

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But it's true, though.

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How come we can only see one side of the moon?

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We always see the fucking face, the guy's face, in the moon.

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You know what I'm talking about, right, don't?

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put the God voice back on.

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Yeah, that's me on the moon.

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Ha ha, ha, ha.

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Yeah, the rate at which the moon rotates, shut up, bitch.

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Yeah ha ha, everybody laughs Bitch Sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know what just got over me.

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Man, it just came out Sorry.

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Carry on no okay, carry on.

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No, I'm done, that was funny though so is that I know, I don't know, but like now, do you like, do you believe like that's a good explanation in saying if the earth is going around us, on it has it's going the same speed, but it's on an axis as well.

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Why are we only seeing one side?

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What happens if the axle's broken, grease them up?

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That's what I heard and I still think I'm on the truman show.

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Truman.

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Show.

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I'm dead serious, man.

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It's starting to feel like that.

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It's all going to kick in when I just keep on walking to the horizon and I walk into a wall and next thing I know I just thump, yeah, and a door opens like a latch.

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You're just like what?

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You know what I'm saying?

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That'd be fucking great and you just walk out.

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It's the real world.

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It would explain a lot.

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Yeah.

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You know Definitely, but now listen to the rest of this guy's explanation.

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Fall in a flashlight.

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It's impossible, it can't happen.

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It only happens on two-dimensional objects, seeing, as you've only seen, one side of the moon Because of its miraculous rotation and its perfect circle.

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And the fact that the luminescence is the same across the whole thing implies I'm not stating this, it implies it's a two-dimensional object a lot more than it's a spinning sphere out of the chaos of the big bang.

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Okay, the size and weight of the moon.

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According to science, it is impossible for it to be rotating around our earth the way the earth was, uh, the way the moon was created, according to mainstream science, is that, uh, an object the size of mars hit our um earth and created the moon?

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That's nonsense.

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We would have rings like saturn.

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Where's all the dust?

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Where's all the debris?

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Where's everything that all just disappeared?

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That makes no sense at all.

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Next up, the sun is 400 times bigger and, miraculously, 400 times farther away than the moon and, like two machine cut quarters, they line up perfectly to make an eclipse.

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The odds of that are one in trillions times one in trillions times one in trillions.

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It's not possible.

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One in trillions times one in trillions times one in trillions.

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So what are eclipses then?

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What do you mean?

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What are they?

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Okay, well, he's saying the chance of that actually happening, where you have both lining up perfectly, are ones in trillions, ones in trillions, ones in trillions.

00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:46.986
Now do you think there's giants outside of this studio that we're in Using flashlights and making it look like we're in using flashlights and making it look like we're having eclipses?

00:16:46.986 --> 00:16:56.427
No, you think we're being herded, saved for some souls and aliens.

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Look at how fucking perplexed he is by the fucking tripod over there.

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No, I'm just enjoying Chinese stars.

00:17:03.664 --> 00:17:05.385
What dude Just enjoying fucking around with it?

00:17:05.385 --> 00:17:05.486
Why'd it have to be Chinese?

00:17:05.486 --> 00:17:05.551
I don just enjoying.

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Chinese stars.

00:17:06.144 --> 00:17:06.583
What dude Just enjoying fucking around with it.

00:17:07.060 --> 00:17:07.983
Why'd it have to be Chinese?

00:17:09.067 --> 00:17:13.407
I don't know, it was just the first thing I came to my head, I guess.

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And I understand why you shaved your mustache a little bit now.

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No, my Tom.

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Selleck.

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My Tom Selleck stache, according to Pika.

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Trying out for Kung Fu 2.

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The new David Carradine.

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No, I'm the dude.

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Please don't ever let Kevin find you hanging in a closet with a belt, your dick in your hand.

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I didn't mean the end of his career, you know.

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I meant the bright spots.

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You know, like Kung Fu, what the fuck.

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God, it was a bad gas station, gummy pal, I didn't think we were doing a show tonight.

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Oh, I can handle them.

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That one was.

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Well, you're handling it now.

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I got through it.

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You did so.

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That means I handled it on my own.

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I did Don't you shrug your shoulders over there.

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I got through that myself.

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I talked my way through it.

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You had some help From God.

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I talked my way through it.

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You had some help.

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From God.

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I walked him through to the valley of the shadow of death.

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I said fear no evil.

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That's my favorite part.

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Oh, that's my favorite part.

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Dude, that's my favorite part.

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Dude, that's a great button, that is an awesome button.

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We have to put a couple of sound bites made.

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No, because I was fucking with the effects on this.

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The effects are crazy too, because it's like you guys.

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I can make it sound like you guys are talking in a hall right now.

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If you want to.

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No, it's all right, guys, I can make it sound like you guys are talking in a hall right now.

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If you want to.

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No, it's all right, Hello, hello hello.

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Can you see me?

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With God's voice.

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Is there anybody?

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in there Hello.

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You're not wrong, scott.

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So what was the?

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Oh?

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You ever deal with idiots on the road.

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Oh, you deal with idiots on the road all the time.

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You drive down to Jersey a lot.

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I had a couple instances Thursday night actually.

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When you're driving, you're doing a good 70 miles an hour and it's raining out, and then you get this piece of shit fucking car behind you, truck, whatever it is, gets on your ass.

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What are you doing?

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What lane are you in?

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I'm in the fast lane doing 70.

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Okay, and you got a truck on your ass.

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Yeah, in the fast lane doing 70.

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Okay, and you got a truck on your ass.

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Yeah, you need to be doing 80.

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Like a big rig, like Big Billy's.

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Nah, it's like a bullshit, fucking Ford, fucking truck.

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Little piece of shit.

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Thing.

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Well, I mean you're in the fast lane, huh, fast lane.

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Yeah, gotta be doing 80.

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Listen to this fucking guy you be doing 80.

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Listen to this fucking guy You're doing 15 miles an hour over.

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This guy was getting ready to give TID sound off.

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And now he's trying to be.

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Oh, dude, I got to.

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What is wrong with 70?

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Because where's everybody going?

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They're in such a fucking hurry.

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And then this person flies by you.

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Speed limit 65?

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Yeah, get out of the fucking left lane then.

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Dude, I'm sorry you need to be doing 75 then.

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Yeah.

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You know I'm sorry, like get out of the left lane, but it's raining, it's still.

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Are there cars all around you?

00:20:49.803 --> 00:20:51.659
Yes, Are there cars in front of you?

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Yes, and on the side of you where they can't pass you.

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Yeah, it's like this section.

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This section of Pennsylvania into New York is fucking ton of trailers and cars but it's under new construction and shit, so the lanes are a little narrower, but that's in the construction zone.

00:21:08.981 --> 00:21:09.924
It's 65.

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Well, they don't care about that in Pennsylvania, that's what I'm saying.

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But then you get assholes who come flying up and they're in such a goddamn hurry and then you look, you're like oh, look, oh, okay, I see why just just to get, just to get.

00:21:24.117 --> 00:21:29.310
You're going, you're gonna get there, like my gut reaction is you got to get out of the left lane.

00:21:29.310 --> 00:21:31.742
Of course, you're very aggressive when it comes to stuff like that.

00:21:31.742 --> 00:21:34.659
I don't know how you feel, but I think you may feel the same way.

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Well, I can do.

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I need to remind you of your conversation with me when you were driving home from Jersey the other night.

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I don't really want to talk about that.

00:21:45.855 --> 00:21:50.184
I think Scott may be right I may have an accidental LSD gummy, you know.

00:21:50.184 --> 00:21:52.061
I think that's what that was.

00:21:52.434 --> 00:21:53.559
Like you've got to get out.

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If you're doing 70, you've got to get out of the left lane.

00:21:55.982 --> 00:21:59.916
I'm sorry, I'm usually on your side, man.

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You've got to get out of the left lane and make sure my fucking dirt bikes are ready so I can.

00:22:04.682 --> 00:22:05.724
Did you say ref-rain?

00:22:05.744 --> 00:22:07.747
Is that what I said?

00:22:07.747 --> 00:22:09.308
I said ref-rain.

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That sounded like what you said.

00:22:10.671 --> 00:22:21.282
Hi oh yeah, ref-rain, that's where it sounds better.

00:22:21.282 --> 00:22:22.830
Oh yeah, refrain, that's where it sounds better.

00:22:22.830 --> 00:22:28.117
Sorry, oh, that was you driving back from Pennsylvania.

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That's exactly the way it was.

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No, this is for somebody special.

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Fuck you, Carolina.

00:22:51.750 --> 00:22:55.771
Yeah, shout out to the fucking New York Rangers and the Knicks.

00:22:55.771 --> 00:22:57.673
But the Rangers Game one in the books.

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Yep, great fucking game Going up 1-0.

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They look good, yeah, they do.

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They look in the books Yep, great fucking game Going up 1-0.

00:23:02.960 --> 00:23:03.780
They look good, yeah, they do.

00:23:03.861 --> 00:23:04.701
They look really good, they do.

00:23:05.763 --> 00:23:06.144
Have you been?

00:23:06.163 --> 00:23:06.483
watching.

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I like it.

00:23:10.189 --> 00:23:10.868
Have you been watching?

00:23:10.868 --> 00:23:11.609
Have you been?

00:23:11.609 --> 00:23:12.171
I didn't watch it.

00:23:12.171 --> 00:23:15.759
I like it, no, no, they're so good man, they really are.

00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:17.261
They're so fast, deep.

00:23:19.626 --> 00:23:20.929
Fast and deep, everything you're not.

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Balls deep.

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It's so fucking good man.

00:23:33.219 --> 00:23:34.480
It's so fucking good.

00:23:34.480 --> 00:23:39.949
The second I saw that I'm like it's just going to make this show so much better Just by that one fucking button.

00:23:39.949 --> 00:23:46.105
That's awesome.

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I'm going to haunt you with that fucking voice.

00:23:49.557 --> 00:23:49.919
You are All right.

00:23:49.919 --> 00:23:51.242
So the Rangers are up 1-0.

00:23:51.242 --> 00:23:52.065
When do the Knicks play?

00:23:52.065 --> 00:23:52.946
Knicks play tomorrow.

00:23:54.894 --> 00:23:55.636
Now, this is the great part about this.

00:23:55.636 --> 00:23:56.519
So today starts.

00:23:56.519 --> 00:24:00.861
Every day from now until Friday, there's either a Knicks game or a Rangers game.

00:24:01.080 --> 00:24:01.482
Excellent.

00:24:01.482 --> 00:24:06.696
Can we get a?

00:24:06.777 --> 00:24:07.719
quick fuck, joel Embiid.

00:24:07.719 --> 00:24:09.540
I don't know if I have that on the soundboard.

00:24:09.540 --> 00:24:10.142
You should.

00:24:10.142 --> 00:24:12.945
Fuck Joel Embiid, I don't have that.

00:24:13.507 --> 00:24:14.107
Why would I have that?

00:24:14.107 --> 00:24:14.949
He's so fucking.

00:24:14.949 --> 00:24:28.044
I'll take a little fucking cowboy swig of that, like he's such a dirty-ass motherfucker man Fucking crybaby.

00:24:28.607 --> 00:24:29.896
Crybaby, dirty bitch.

00:24:29.896 --> 00:24:37.006
Yeah, the only thing that's worse than him is fucking a douchebag out on the West Coast Right.

00:24:41.696 --> 00:24:44.506
So happy I totally forgot about that one too.

00:24:44.506 --> 00:24:50.442
No, that's what it was Every time MB was down in the fucking paint.

00:24:50.442 --> 00:24:54.020
Where's the foul In his one leg?

00:24:54.020 --> 00:24:59.174
You gotta give the dude credit, though Give him no credit, dude, he's a dirty ass.

00:24:59.174 --> 00:25:01.558
He was dirty, but you would want him on your squad?

00:25:01.558 --> 00:25:02.540
No, I wouldn't.

00:25:02.540 --> 00:25:03.843
Yeah, you wouldn't.

00:25:03.843 --> 00:25:05.905
Nope the way you play Defense with everything.

00:25:07.008 --> 00:25:07.709
Yeah, he does Fucking.

00:25:07.709 --> 00:25:09.676
Do Well, Kevin, we need someone to throw him the ball.

00:25:11.659 --> 00:25:15.281
Give me the rock Shoot this shit.

00:25:15.281 --> 00:25:17.505
Kevin comes in and shoots an air ball.

00:25:17.505 --> 00:25:18.265
Dude, I could hoop.

00:25:19.586 --> 00:25:24.571
Here we go, I could hoop.

00:25:25.615 --> 00:25:26.460
Here we go.

00:25:26.460 --> 00:25:27.598
How well can you hoop?

00:25:27.598 --> 00:25:29.163
I can hoop.

00:25:29.163 --> 00:25:33.642
So what's your game?

00:25:33.642 --> 00:25:35.040
Are you like a post player?

00:25:35.040 --> 00:25:39.787
You're going off the glass, you're finger rolling, or you're like mid-range?

00:25:40.915 --> 00:25:42.603
See, I can post up a little bit.

00:25:42.603 --> 00:25:46.383
I can jump higher than you think I can, or could, I could.

00:25:48.694 --> 00:25:50.162
How many times in one game?

00:25:50.556 --> 00:25:53.865
I'll say I could jump higher than people thought I could.

00:25:53.865 --> 00:26:00.664
So yeah, I could post you up, I could hit the outside shot, I could hoop man.

00:26:03.257 --> 00:26:08.587
I was okay, so I'm gonna go with your plantar fasciitis as being okay.

00:26:09.518 --> 00:26:14.003
Dude, I just gotta stretch that out, man, like eight steps and I'm fine.

00:26:14.164 --> 00:26:16.102
No, there's no way.

00:26:16.102 --> 00:26:18.566
There's no fucking way, dude.

00:26:19.155 --> 00:26:23.085
I feel like the first turnaround jump shot would be kind of twisted, that torn Achilles.

00:26:23.967 --> 00:26:30.203
That's it I'm trying to find, like that's Kevin.

00:26:34.636 --> 00:26:37.188
And he spins in the paint.

00:26:40.298 --> 00:26:51.165
Fade away, fade away, and here comes Aubrey onto the court double zero checking in.

00:26:51.335 --> 00:26:54.104
I can't even say anything to this too either.

00:26:54.104 --> 00:27:04.021
The body's fragile now, but back in the day, ladies and gentlemen, aubrey walking through.

00:27:04.021 --> 00:27:06.262
Polk High has scored four touchdowns.

00:27:06.355 --> 00:27:19.446
Just coming into the arena we're going to take you through a day of Kevin Aubrey Getting out of bed Finishing his first cup of coffee.

00:27:24.705 --> 00:27:32.950
Walking the dog I can't even say anything either.

00:27:32.950 --> 00:27:41.769
I get hurt doing the laundry, you know that's fine.

00:27:41.769 --> 00:27:43.835
I can't say anything.

00:27:43.835 --> 00:27:49.006
I got nothing you fucks.

00:27:49.006 --> 00:27:51.544
Fuck you, you fucks.

00:28:11.330 --> 00:28:18.779
Oh, oh great oh good, just come over here, kevin, team up with me.

00:28:18.779 --> 00:28:24.781
We'll fucking take the world down together, hi.

00:28:40.015 --> 00:28:41.461
Oh my God, that's fucking good shit right there, dude, like that's some good shit.

00:28:41.461 --> 00:28:42.878
Oh my god, that's fucking good shit right there.

00:28:42.878 --> 00:28:45.203
That's some good shit.

00:28:45.203 --> 00:28:51.201
Let's be honest what other crazy stuff Did we want to talk about?

00:28:51.455 --> 00:28:53.163
There's a couple things you want to get off your chest.

00:28:54.521 --> 00:28:58.640
Yeah, so remember the TID Fucking, what we call it?

00:28:58.640 --> 00:29:01.240
The TID sound off, yeah, yeah.

00:29:01.240 --> 00:29:03.107
Yeah, I got a special one for a certain group of people.

00:29:03.107 --> 00:29:04.271
Remember the TID fucking what do we call it?

00:29:04.271 --> 00:29:04.974
The TID sound off, yeah, yeah.

00:29:04.974 --> 00:29:09.288
Yeah, I got a special one for a certain group of people.

00:29:09.288 --> 00:29:09.895
Do tell so do you need?

00:29:09.895 --> 00:29:11.281
I'm sure you've seen one before.

00:29:11.694 --> 00:29:12.700
Maybe a little breaking news.

00:29:13.994 --> 00:29:15.761
No, I don't know if it's breaking news.

00:29:16.395 --> 00:29:17.839
Yeah, we can do breaking news.

00:29:18.701 --> 00:29:18.903
No.

00:29:19.904 --> 00:29:21.328
What do you news?

00:29:21.348 --> 00:29:22.811
No, do you want to do it?

00:29:22.811 --> 00:29:31.124
Shut up, bitch Let the boy watch.

00:29:31.163 --> 00:29:32.588
There you go, there you go.

00:29:34.676 --> 00:29:35.540
All right, we have.

00:29:35.540 --> 00:29:37.000
I like this board much better.

00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:39.241
It works so much better.

00:29:39.241 --> 00:29:40.740
We have breaking news.

00:29:42.375 --> 00:29:45.405
We're bringing back the TID sound off.

00:29:45.836 --> 00:29:46.680
Yeah, TID sound off.

00:29:46.680 --> 00:29:56.008
So if there's a individual, if there's a product, person, group, anything out there that you feel is.

00:29:56.008 --> 00:30:01.038
Population oh whoa, we're going West Coast.

00:30:01.038 --> 00:30:01.766
What are You're going West Coast?

00:30:01.766 --> 00:30:02.775
What are you going here, west Coast?

00:30:02.994 --> 00:30:08.317
Well, this particular person could be Person or group Well, both.

00:30:08.317 --> 00:30:08.861
Really.

00:30:08.861 --> 00:30:24.944
There's a certain amount of people out there that you go into a gas station, right you know you may be getting like 20 bucks on pump three Grabbing a quick gummy Pack, Grabbing a quick gummy Pack of smokes, or a quick gummy.

00:30:24.944 --> 00:30:32.148
But, Eight bucks, but the guy in front of you is ordering like $400 worth of tickets, a lot of tickets.

00:30:32.269 --> 00:30:33.979
Right, like that guy.

00:30:34.401 --> 00:30:37.519
That fucking guy, that guy could take a deep man.

00:30:38.383 --> 00:30:40.059
Yeah, dude, fuck that guy.

00:30:40.059 --> 00:30:42.041
And he's not doing quick picks either, is he?

00:30:42.442 --> 00:30:45.924
No, no, it's like the fucking midday, you know no.

00:30:46.797 --> 00:30:48.079
Give me 037.

00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:48.761
They're worse.

00:30:48.761 --> 00:30:50.105
Yeah, they're worse.

00:30:50.105 --> 00:30:51.973
037 box when it's in the.

00:30:51.993 --> 00:30:52.075
Yeah.

00:30:52.979 --> 00:30:53.359
Can I get a?

00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:54.236
Let's go.

00:30:54.236 --> 00:30:58.022
We're going to go 1736 Dollar street dollar box.

00:30:58.022 --> 00:31:01.568
We're going to do $0.50 midday and yeah.

00:31:02.276 --> 00:31:06.344
And he looks behind him and it's me holding like a fucking Pepsi.

00:31:06.344 --> 00:31:08.409
You know, Just a Pepsi.

00:31:09.436 --> 00:31:10.441
It's worse in the morning.

00:31:10.441 --> 00:31:11.978
It's that.

00:31:11.978 --> 00:31:14.394
Yeah, dude, it's that and it's worse in the morning too.

00:31:14.394 --> 00:31:18.337
Just one minute, man All right, give me one, two, three, five.

00:31:18.337 --> 00:31:23.666
We're going to go dollar street, dollar box, morning, midday, afternoon, nighttime.

00:31:23.666 --> 00:31:41.442
Do you tell them hey, trump, I like your investing strategy, yeah, but not for nothing, though, if you bet a few bucks on, like the, but those people, man, those people are, they have their own envelopes, their little plastic envelopes.

00:31:42.194 --> 00:31:48.400
Yeah, like there's just a certain level about those people that just I don't know man, I want to kill them more than cyclists.

00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:50.665
What Whoa?

00:31:50.665 --> 00:31:54.067
Like cyclists on the road.

00:31:54.067 --> 00:31:56.421
Oh, this is getting Like they keep talking.

00:31:56.421 --> 00:31:57.861
Let the boy watch.

00:31:57.861 --> 00:32:04.481
You ever run into a cyclist Not with my car, yeah, where you're going with this.

00:32:04.481 --> 00:32:12.423
I want to run into one, like anybody out there listening that rides a fucking bike on the road.

00:32:12.423 --> 00:32:13.446
Go fuck yourselves.

00:32:13.446 --> 00:32:18.401
I'm listening, kevin, because you're just fucking up the system.

00:32:18.401 --> 00:32:19.324
I'm with you.

00:32:19.324 --> 00:32:21.119
You know there's bike trails.

00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:25.183
Go find them, yeah, or else you're all going to get fucking run over.

00:32:27.518 --> 00:32:29.434
Fucking helmets and Lance Armstrong jerks.

00:32:48.030 --> 00:32:50.011
We're going to be driving's voice out this episode.

00:32:50.315 --> 00:32:54.005
Yeah, it's going to be totally gone, but All right.

00:32:54.046 --> 00:33:03.865
Yeah, all right, so you just risked cancer on everyone who plays Lotto midday and your running bicycle is over with your truck.

00:33:03.865 --> 00:33:07.864
Yeah, that's where I Any other groups you want to take out while we're going.

00:33:08.375 --> 00:33:09.701
No, no, just those two for now.

00:33:09.701 --> 00:33:11.221
They're really at the top of the list.

00:33:12.817 --> 00:33:13.559
It's one at a time.

00:33:16.477 --> 00:33:17.819
So what's going on with Diddy?

00:33:18.781 --> 00:33:20.184
Diddy, I don't know Anything.

00:33:20.184 --> 00:33:21.086
Did he do it?

00:33:21.406 --> 00:33:23.740
I've kind of I told you it was going to disappear.

00:33:23.740 --> 00:33:24.242
That's it.

00:33:24.315 --> 00:33:28.079
There's nothing going on now Haven't heard much, Nothing Of anything lately right.

00:33:28.099 --> 00:33:29.142
Awful quiet on that front.

00:33:29.522 --> 00:33:30.203
That is weird.

00:33:30.203 --> 00:33:32.048
Right, it's not weird.

00:33:32.048 --> 00:33:36.339
I'm telling you You're not going to hear anything say about it.

00:33:36.339 --> 00:33:39.244
Oh, dude, thanks for reminding us.

00:33:39.244 --> 00:33:40.366
We watched.

00:33:40.366 --> 00:33:42.430
I love Don't get me wrong, I love Cat Williams.

00:33:42.430 --> 00:33:45.102
We watched his live thing last night.

00:33:45.182 --> 00:33:47.000
I'm not a big Cat Williams fan Never was.

00:33:48.134 --> 00:33:49.019
Dude, he's not funny.

00:33:49.019 --> 00:33:50.355
Oh yeah, he's.

00:33:50.355 --> 00:33:54.076
It was terrible, this fucking Netflix live thing.

00:33:54.337 --> 00:33:54.819
Some rough shit.

00:33:54.819 --> 00:33:57.996
Did he look like Tyrone Biggums and he was scratching and shit?

00:33:57.996 --> 00:33:58.896
No, no.

00:33:59.257 --> 00:34:02.260
No, turned it off in about 15 minutes.

00:34:02.260 --> 00:34:04.123
It was so bad.

00:34:04.123 --> 00:34:07.366
This is just not funny, yikes.

00:34:07.366 --> 00:34:09.789
It was just a lot of hype.

00:34:12.057 --> 00:34:13.061
Like the Mets.

00:34:13.061 --> 00:34:14.344
I agree with you on that.

00:34:14.344 --> 00:34:17.661
Come on, I'm not going to fucking admit to Mets.

00:34:17.661 --> 00:34:20.099
Sorry, that was a dig I deal with it.

00:34:22.355 --> 00:34:24.438
You're not going to crawl under a rock and hide.

00:34:25.942 --> 00:34:26.262
For what?

00:34:26.262 --> 00:34:29.389
I don't know, because I'm a Mets fan, just in general.

00:34:29.389 --> 00:34:32.003
No man, I'm riding the wave right now with the Knicks and Rangers.

00:34:32.003 --> 00:34:34.416
I don't have to worry about baseball.

00:34:34.416 --> 00:34:35.376
That's a fair point.

00:34:35.376 --> 00:34:39.541
So by the time the playoffs are over for those two, mets will be out of it.

00:34:39.581 --> 00:34:42.284
So I know early Speaking about not worrying about baseball.

00:34:42.284 --> 00:34:43.445
How many hits you got so far?

00:34:43.445 --> 00:34:44.507
Zero, Really.

00:34:44.608 --> 00:34:47.030
Yeah, having a horrible season.

00:34:47.030 --> 00:34:51.257
Oh, can't hit a lick.

00:34:51.277 --> 00:34:53.820
Yeah, I think the umpires, have it for me.

00:34:53.820 --> 00:35:01.869
Did you make it out of game two without spiking yourself at second base when, yeah what, you had a rough game one, I heard.

00:35:03.835 --> 00:35:05.076
Game one was horrible.

00:35:05.076 --> 00:35:06.318
Don't even want to talk about that one.

00:35:06.318 --> 00:35:07.438
Okay, we'll move on.

00:35:07.438 --> 00:35:08.541
Yeah, it was bad.

00:35:08.541 --> 00:35:09.422
It was bad.

00:35:09.422 --> 00:35:10.643
I broke my bat and my helmet.

00:35:10.643 --> 00:35:12.686
Oh Uh-huh.

00:35:13.626 --> 00:35:17.251
Yep, did you break your helmet or did you break a team helmet, my helmet?

00:35:18.155 --> 00:35:20.864
Okay, Somebody put it back into the team bag and they saw it this week.

00:35:20.864 --> 00:35:22.317
I'm like what the fuck is this doing in there?

00:35:22.317 --> 00:35:23.161
Aren't you on the team?

00:35:23.161 --> 00:35:23.956
I?

00:35:24.036 --> 00:35:25.202
am, you don't go to games.

00:35:25.655 --> 00:35:26.617
It's a little too cold out.

00:35:26.617 --> 00:35:27.498
Still, I like to wait.

00:35:27.498 --> 00:35:28.581
It's like a turtle yeah.

00:35:28.601 --> 00:35:40.056
Oh, like a big fat turtle Looking to spawn on a rock.

00:35:40.056 --> 00:35:40.860
Why do I have to be a big fat turtle?

00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:41.666
Looking to spawn on a rock.

00:35:41.666 --> 00:35:42.007
Why do you have?

00:35:42.028 --> 00:35:44.980
to be a big fat turtle A turtle is good enough.

00:35:44.980 --> 00:35:46.525
Man Like big fat.

00:35:47.996 --> 00:35:49.059
Big shelled turtle.

00:35:49.059 --> 00:35:49.802
What do you want me to say?

00:35:51.996 --> 00:35:53.518
There's a lot of fat on a turtle either.

00:35:53.518 --> 00:35:55.724
A lot of meat Low body fat.

00:35:55.724 --> 00:35:56.666
Low body fat.

00:36:03.320 --> 00:36:12.811
Oh, the more and more I go through, I really think we're in some type of simulation or some fake shit going on Matrix.

00:36:12.811 --> 00:36:13.210
You think it's?

00:36:13.331 --> 00:36:13.552
the.

00:36:13.652 --> 00:36:13.931
Matrix.

00:36:13.931 --> 00:36:18.362
It's just more and more shit, dude, you know.

00:36:18.362 --> 00:36:26.021
A lot of stuff has been explained in the past few days to me.

00:36:26.822 --> 00:36:30.670
Really yeah, just well, you know watching videos on Tik TOK while you can yeah.

00:36:30.670 --> 00:36:43.070
Cause, uh, before that before that's banned Cause the only thing in the world has ever come together is to be like hey, you can't go to Antarctica and Tik TOK's bad for people, you know like TikTok's, bad for people.

00:36:42.998 --> 00:36:43.829
You know, like that's the only two things ever.

00:36:43.829 --> 00:36:44.065
Well, now, what's the?

00:36:44.065 --> 00:36:45.568
What is the reason for the ban?

00:36:47.097 --> 00:36:55.380
Of TikTok yeah, aside the fact that it's Chinese-owned and they're collecting individual data.

00:36:56.724 --> 00:36:57.126
Whatever?

00:36:58.856 --> 00:36:59.956
As if they're not doing it already.

00:36:59.956 --> 00:37:00.456
Yeah, Like, do you want?

00:37:00.476 --> 00:37:02.518
like the real answer, or do you want like the what they're not doing it already?

00:37:02.518 --> 00:37:02.818
Yeah, like.

00:37:02.818 --> 00:37:07.023
Do you want like the real answer, or do you want like the the what they're justifying their reasons to be?

00:37:07.103 --> 00:37:08.005
laid out there Neo.

00:37:09.206 --> 00:37:24.527
I want the answer That'll get us that Okay, um, cause they they don't want um a way for people to have information just like broadcasted to them.

00:37:24.527 --> 00:37:28.362
They want to have control over what people see and hear.

00:37:28.362 --> 00:37:29.945
That's why they want it banned.

00:37:29.945 --> 00:37:30.766
Well, aren't they?

00:37:30.766 --> 00:37:31.815
Aren't they technically?

00:37:31.835 --> 00:37:32.677
doing that already.

00:37:32.677 --> 00:37:36.646
Yeah, it's like in in china with tiktok, isn't it?

00:37:36.646 --> 00:37:41.882
Like you know, all inspirational and educational shit, yeah, yeah and we get.

00:37:42.264 --> 00:37:44.128
We get all sorts of garbage, but hey.

00:37:44.128 --> 00:37:45.130
I like the garbage.

00:37:45.130 --> 00:37:53.186
Like I've made so many things off the tick tock, I'm like I could make that shit.

00:37:53.186 --> 00:37:56.925
You know what was your favorite thing you made off of tick tock?

00:37:56.925 --> 00:38:00.563
Oh, probably the, the French onion mac and cheese.

00:38:00.563 --> 00:38:05.775
Oh, made off of tiktok?

00:38:05.775 --> 00:38:06.858
Oh, uh, probably the the french onion mac and cheese.

00:38:06.858 --> 00:38:07.760
Oh, did you get on that, or no?

00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:08.039
No, I didn't.

00:38:08.039 --> 00:38:10.244
That was good, it was really good.

00:38:10.664 --> 00:38:19.119
Um, and without that, you know like that's right, you know, I would have never have experienced it, man.

00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:24.297
Thank god the Chinese made me cook, that you know.

00:38:24.297 --> 00:38:26.644
They took control of my mind and made me do that.

00:38:26.644 --> 00:38:30.626
They indoctrinated me into making mac and cheese.

00:38:30.675 --> 00:38:31.938
Did you eat it with chopsticks?

00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:34.726
No, no, they Americanized it.

00:38:34.726 --> 00:38:36.001
They used utensils.

00:38:36.715 --> 00:38:37.398
I'm not talking about them.

00:38:37.438 --> 00:38:38.081
I'm talking about you?

00:38:38.081 --> 00:38:41.023
No, I did not.

00:38:41.990 --> 00:38:42.635
That's right, Johnny.

00:38:42.635 --> 00:38:46.385
One gummy and Willis Reed lived back on the court.

00:38:46.385 --> 00:38:46.947
Here we are.

00:38:50.096 --> 00:38:50.657
Yeah, I was just.

00:38:50.657 --> 00:38:53.806
I think my brain was just melting there for the past 15 seconds.

00:38:53.806 --> 00:38:55.380
I was trying to get something into the conversation.

00:38:55.380 --> 00:38:58.259
I'm like, oh, You're coming back to wave two.

00:38:58.259 --> 00:39:02.822
Whatever it is, it's like the fifth wave.

00:39:02.822 --> 00:39:03.798
It's like that movie the Fifth.

00:39:03.818 --> 00:39:04.041
Wave.

00:39:04.041 --> 00:39:09.702
I think you should finish whatever's left of that right now, no way, I will diarrhea myself.

00:39:09.702 --> 00:39:13.282
Are you starting a new job tomorrow?

00:39:13.523 --> 00:39:16.302
No, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:16.302 --> 00:39:19.722
Actually, I was just told I got the day off tomorrow.

00:39:19.822 --> 00:39:20.625
Where is that gummy?

00:39:20.914 --> 00:39:23.934
Wait tomorrow, I'm no, no, no, no, Actually I was just told I got the day off tomorrow, so when is that gummy?

00:39:23.954 --> 00:39:28.463
so Wait, tomorrow I'm off then I was saying you want me to eat the rest and see what happens.

00:39:29.023 --> 00:39:30.628
No, because you don't feel shit.

00:39:30.648 --> 00:39:31.409
Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:39:31.409 --> 00:39:35.155
We could put it to the ultimate test, you know.

00:39:35.474 --> 00:39:37.483
Sure, you want to try that.

00:39:37.483 --> 00:39:40.628
I mean, we should have did that like a half hour ago, it's only 10 o'clock.

00:39:41.074 --> 00:39:42.739
How long did it take to make you?

00:39:45.045 --> 00:39:45.567
what you were.

00:39:47.476 --> 00:39:49.724
Like I don't even got a word for what happened before man.

00:39:49.724 --> 00:39:53.943
I always tell him that I'm like bro, you can't leave.

00:39:55.536 --> 00:39:56.378
Dude if he dies.

00:39:56.458 --> 00:39:57.483
I ain't doing this alone.

00:39:58.394 --> 00:39:59.980
You're giving him mouth to mouth.

00:40:00.300 --> 00:40:01.003
No, we're not.

00:40:03.135 --> 00:40:06.818
Yes, you are Like Scout.

00:40:06.818 --> 00:40:08.762
Go see what's up over there.

00:40:09.936 --> 00:40:11.875
Hey, matty, just stick your tongue in his mouth.

00:40:11.875 --> 00:40:13.059
Ha, ha, ha, ha ha.

00:40:18.237 --> 00:40:20.295
We're gonna be over there face-fucking your dick, Matty.

00:40:20.295 --> 00:40:22.043
Yeah, take that.

00:40:22.063 --> 00:40:28.947
Take that this is me Gunner.

00:40:32.543 --> 00:40:33.907
And God would bring you back.

00:40:33.907 --> 00:40:36.135
Just so you have to realize you had gulping in your mouth.

00:40:37.278 --> 00:40:38.121
What the fuck is this.

00:40:38.121 --> 00:40:41.320
Oh my god, now, what the fuck is this?

00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:46.007
Oh God, that's the world we live in now.

00:40:48.315 --> 00:40:50.635
So you think you and Kevin should split the rest of that gummy right now?

00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:53.679
I don't want to do that again.

00:40:53.880 --> 00:40:55.324
Perhaps I'll be him face fucking you.

00:40:56.297 --> 00:41:00.246
I'm telling you, dude, the second you taste it, you're going to be like not a good idea, Just not a good one.

00:41:00.246 --> 00:41:07.681
Kind of the second you taste it, you're going to be like not a good idea, Just not a good one Right, kind of like when you taste poison, you're like Should not have ingested that.

00:41:09.114 --> 00:41:10.079
Uh-oh antidote.

00:41:10.380 --> 00:41:17.661
You know One coming and I'm a flat earther.

00:41:17.661 --> 00:41:22.927
No, john, no, not one, I just flat earther.

00:41:22.927 --> 00:41:25.193
No, john, no, not one, I just Quarter.

00:41:25.193 --> 00:41:33.521
Yeah, there's a little baby bite Took one sixteenth of the gummy Okay, I'm a flat earther.

00:41:33.521 --> 00:41:37.094
The fucking Apollo ship didn't fucking land.

00:41:37.094 --> 00:41:41.295
There was no moon landing and Well there wasn't, well, there wasn't.

00:41:41.295 --> 00:41:49.431
Then I see this video on Kardashian right after OJ was.

00:41:49.431 --> 00:41:52.817
Well, right during when OJ was getting arrested, did she pull the?

00:41:52.858 --> 00:41:54.043
bloody knife out of her vagina?

00:41:54.474 --> 00:42:11.563
No it was the luggage that came with OJ that they didn't take into evidence, that some way somehow snuck over to Kardashian and they showed this video oh yeah, yeah, the Louis Vuitton or whatever the hell it is Yep the Louis Vuitton garment?

00:42:11.563 --> 00:42:12.487
Bag that disappeared.

00:42:12.487 --> 00:42:16.139
What was in that bag?

00:42:16.139 --> 00:42:30.949
Evidence Evidence I mean, if they didn't, I mean the bodies Evidence, because that was a big bag, it was a garment bag, it was a big, yeah, uh, maybe his bloody shit probably yeah, the other glove.

00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:37.039
Well, the first one didn't fit him right hello, that glove didn't fit him.

00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:40.686
Everybody saw that the br, the Bruno Mali right.

00:42:40.706 --> 00:42:41.329
When he's like this.

00:42:41.329 --> 00:42:50.865
Meanwhile, he suffers from severe arthritis, which is exactly what happens with this hand.

00:42:50.865 --> 00:42:53.128
If I try to put a glove on, I can't get it on.

00:42:53.128 --> 00:42:53.514
What do you mean?

00:42:53.514 --> 00:42:54.177
What do you mean?

00:42:54.197 --> 00:42:56.565
I've been drinking hot water all morning, stop it.

00:42:56.565 --> 00:43:01.603
Dude he was acquitted in a court of law.

00:43:01.603 --> 00:43:03.922
I think it's unfair that we're treating him like this.

00:43:03.922 --> 00:43:05.820
God rest his soul.

00:43:10.356 --> 00:43:13.105
I'm tired of hearing it already, but I'd love for God to chime in on that.

00:43:16.456 --> 00:43:17.400
Let's be honest.

00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:24.099
I had a talk with OJ the Juice, I like to call him.

00:43:24.099 --> 00:43:31.552
I said just do it, just cut her fucking throat, get it over with Wow.

00:43:31.552 --> 00:43:36.396
Oh, this is supposed to be God, hey.

00:43:37.619 --> 00:43:38.581
OJ go.

00:43:38.581 --> 00:43:44.284
Long After I said that, lo and behold, he's running away in the Bronco.

00:43:44.284 --> 00:43:49.264
What was that?

00:43:49.264 --> 00:43:50.226
That was in what 94?

00:43:50.226 --> 00:43:53.418
Yeah, when was the ruling?

00:43:57.047 --> 00:43:57.628
Dude it was.

00:43:57.628 --> 00:44:00.099
I think there was like a Like one of the ranger games.

00:44:00.099 --> 00:44:00.561
I think it was 90.

00:44:00.561 --> 00:44:02.389
I think there was like a Like one of the Ranger games.

00:44:03.275 --> 00:44:04.059
I think it was 90.

00:44:04.059 --> 00:44:05.222
I think it was 95.

00:44:05.222 --> 00:44:06.485
I think it was 94.

00:44:07.014 --> 00:44:08.722
It was a 94, and then the ruling was a what?

00:44:08.722 --> 00:44:10.541
95, 96.

00:44:10.855 --> 00:44:14.684
Because I think they like broadcasted the results at like.

00:44:15.574 --> 00:44:16.900
I was in middle school when it came out.

00:44:16.900 --> 00:44:17.824
I remember that.

00:44:18.496 --> 00:44:20.864
Someone brought a portable TV to my job.

00:44:20.864 --> 00:44:24.005
They did the verdict midday.

00:44:24.005 --> 00:44:26.673
Yeah, I don't know.

00:44:28.117 --> 00:44:28.981
I think it was 94.

00:44:28.981 --> 00:44:30.900
94 is when it happened.

00:44:31.561 --> 00:44:36.244
Yeah, I would think the same calendar year maybe.

00:44:36.606 --> 00:44:39.001
No, I think it was 95.

00:44:40.380 --> 00:44:49.023
No, the verdict was definitely 95 because I was in an office in New Jersey, might be 96 because it was in.

00:44:49.423 --> 00:44:50.731
Or maybe it was in the Nick playoff game.

00:44:51.775 --> 00:44:53.240
Yeah, it was in the Nick playoff game.

00:44:55.208 --> 00:45:07.097
Because Nick playoff game got interrupted because I actually remember the night that he did the, the killing, the Bronco chase With Ron Al Cowlings.

00:45:07.097 --> 00:45:07.938
Ron Jeremy, what?

00:45:07.938 --> 00:45:09.882
Oh, yes, sorry.

00:45:11.485 --> 00:45:11.925
I'm confused.

00:45:11.925 --> 00:45:13.809
I mean his fava beans.

00:45:15.097 --> 00:45:18.068
Bubba Joe checked in with the verdict 1995.

00:45:18.375 --> 00:45:25.880
So anytime we need any information answered, joe I am sure, sure will tell us, because he knows everything and we're retards.

00:45:26.164 --> 00:45:37.146
Love that man we need to make him an offer yeah, we're full retarded son apology episode next weekend it's retarded American

00:45:37.166 --> 00:45:40.719
yeah, everybody's fucking retarded.

00:45:46.688 --> 00:45:48.030
Sounds better with that voice anyways.

00:45:50.681 --> 00:45:52.646
Can we just splice out Billy and just add that in.

00:45:56.775 --> 00:45:58.061
Actually, I could probably dub in.

00:45:58.061 --> 00:46:00.965
I can dub that in in the 100th episode You're talking about.

00:46:01.155 --> 00:46:05.282
Yeah, I could probably do that Into everything, entire episode, the entire show.

00:46:05.302 --> 00:46:22.063
Yes, that'd be hilarious joe, joe knew not to come smart very smart way to talk to that water heater, joe yeah, my water heater went, yeah, yeah, see, good move, jo, you're lucky.

00:46:23.914 --> 00:46:25.000
You didn't have to deal with that.

00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:27.431
Dodged a fucking bullet that night.

00:46:27.451 --> 00:46:31.400
Oh God, now do you believe?

00:46:31.400 --> 00:46:33.606
Like, how do you think the world's going to end?

00:46:33.606 --> 00:46:42.277
What's like, what would be, what would be an easier way of the world to end World War III?

00:46:42.277 --> 00:46:45.226
Asteroid alien invasion.

00:46:45.226 --> 00:46:48.103
I hope I'm long dead before that happens.

00:46:48.574 --> 00:46:50.282
So one thing I don't have to deal with.

00:46:51.155 --> 00:46:55.396
I don't think you're going to be dead, Kevin.

00:46:55.396 --> 00:46:59.086
What's the name of the asteroid that is heading for Earth?

00:46:59.876 --> 00:47:01.041
Oh, another one of these.

00:47:01.041 --> 00:47:04.382
So is that why Bruce Willis stopped acting?

00:47:05.925 --> 00:47:08.298
the train, so it's called a Poffice.

00:47:10.344 --> 00:47:10.744
And what's a?

00:47:10.744 --> 00:47:12.217
What's the the?

00:47:13.340 --> 00:47:14.724
definition of a Poffice.

00:47:14.724 --> 00:47:21.704
So a Poffice, I believe, is like the Roman Greek, like God of, like death and destruction, or something like that.

00:47:22.847 --> 00:47:25.679
Okay, now what's is it?

00:47:25.679 --> 00:47:26.021
To?

00:47:26.021 --> 00:47:29.369
What year is this asteroid supposed to be coming?

00:47:29.369 --> 00:47:30.311
Very close to the.

00:47:30.311 --> 00:47:31.233
Earth Okay.

00:47:31.253 --> 00:47:42.929
Okay, so it's at its closest approach, which is April 13th 2029, which is a Friday.

00:47:42.929 --> 00:47:47.735
Um, it's, uh, it's going to, is it?

00:47:47.775 --> 00:47:51.902
wearing a hockey mask too, Like it's it's actually has a fucking hatchet.

00:47:52.001 --> 00:47:53.315
It's, it's projected orbit.

00:47:53.315 --> 00:47:59.380
It's going to like be like underneath our communication satellites, like that's how close it will be.

00:47:59.380 --> 00:48:01.181
It's like the size of the Rose bowl.

00:48:01.181 --> 00:48:03.456
Okay, so satellites like.

00:48:03.476 --> 00:48:04.079
That's how close it'll be.

00:48:04.079 --> 00:48:05.141
It's like the size of the rose bowl okay stadium.

00:48:05.161 --> 00:48:06.425
So so it's saying it's gonna hit us, or is it just no, no?

00:48:06.586 --> 00:48:06.768
no, no, no.

00:48:06.788 --> 00:48:33.101
Here's the, here's the key aspects it's going to pass very close to us right um, and if, like it, like they don't know for sure yet where exactly it's going to cross, but if it goes through what's called a keyhole, where its orbit would take it through this little, very specific spot, then in like seven years after that it's in our orbit, it will come back and hit us.

00:48:33.884 --> 00:48:37.998
Oh, so it's going to cruise by in 29.

00:48:37.998 --> 00:48:39.724
Yeah, not going to hit us in 29.

00:48:39.724 --> 00:48:46.559
But maybe seven years after that If it goes through the keel, if it goes through the spot.

00:48:47.936 --> 00:48:50.143
That is the next big smoke and mirror.

00:48:52.056 --> 00:48:53.360
Yeah, fuck the figures Right around the time.

00:48:53.360 --> 00:48:54.338
I want to fucking retire.

00:48:54.338 --> 00:48:55.362
God damn it.

00:48:56.340 --> 00:48:57.454
God fucking damn it.

00:48:57.454 --> 00:49:01.420
See, that's what I'm saying, there's a reason for it.

00:49:01.420 --> 00:49:04.827
But like, oh man, see that's what I'm saying, there's a reason for it.

00:49:04.827 --> 00:49:07.557
But like oh man, now you gotta, this shit's gonna be close.

00:49:07.557 --> 00:49:08.882
That you can see with the naked eye.

00:49:10.045 --> 00:49:10.706
Did you say naked?

00:49:12.097 --> 00:49:13.637
Eye Naked Naked eye.

00:49:13.637 --> 00:49:15.382
Did I say naked eye?

00:49:15.382 --> 00:49:16.306
Did you say naked?

00:49:17.396 --> 00:49:18.239
N-E-K-E-D.

00:49:18.239 --> 00:49:19.684
Naked what Naked?

00:49:21.376 --> 00:49:22.201
N-E-K-E-D Naked.

00:49:22.380 --> 00:49:23.043
What Naked N-E-K-E-D?

00:49:23.043 --> 00:49:23.938
It's like mozzarella.

00:49:23.938 --> 00:49:25.503
You know it's naked.

00:49:25.503 --> 00:49:29.583
Butt naked.

00:49:29.583 --> 00:49:33.179
What Naked you?

00:49:33.219 --> 00:49:34.623
sound like Ben Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity.

00:49:34.623 --> 00:49:35.766
Let's have sex, yes.

00:49:37.657 --> 00:49:39.563
With his accent.

00:49:39.682 --> 00:49:44.197
Naked I said, naked I said naked.

00:49:44.297 --> 00:49:45.481
I said Let the boy watch.

00:49:45.481 --> 00:49:54.880
Yes, I mean, that's probably my biggest fear as a human being Is getting knocked off by an asteroid, because it's happened before.

00:49:56.079 --> 00:49:56.539
How do you know?

00:49:57.844 --> 00:49:58.385
This is true.

00:49:58.385 --> 00:49:59.235
Was it really dinosaurs then?

00:49:59.235 --> 00:49:59.695
I mean not for nothing.

00:49:59.717 --> 00:50:00.757
But according to all the fucking stuff, this is true.

00:50:00.757 --> 00:50:02.018
Well, there's also Was it really dinosaurs?

00:50:02.059 --> 00:50:13.422
now, I mean not for nothing, but according to all the fucking stuff that the two fucking rabbit hole guys over here to my left keep bringing up, what it's all fucking made up bullshit.

00:50:13.422 --> 00:50:14.204
Smoking mirrors, bro.

00:50:14.204 --> 00:50:15.440
It's all made up bullshit.

00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:21.748
Everything that we were taught, everything that we brought up learning about nothing.

00:50:21.994 --> 00:50:24.664
Good morning, good afternoon and good night.

00:50:24.664 --> 00:50:28.463
Yeah, Truman Show, dude, what's that?

00:50:29.036 --> 00:50:29.960
Certainly what it feels like.

00:50:30.976 --> 00:50:32.402
That's what it feels like for me every day.

00:50:32.402 --> 00:50:34.001
Why are you so anti-rabbit hole?

00:50:36.976 --> 00:50:42.983
I'm a big believer in ignorance is bliss, and the more that I learn about certain things.

00:50:42.983 --> 00:50:45.123
This has been true in the working world forever.

00:50:45.123 --> 00:50:49.679
You always want to work your way up and you want to be the important guy.

00:50:49.679 --> 00:50:52.378
You want to see how it all works from behind the scenes.

00:50:52.378 --> 00:50:54.443
No, you don't, because it sucks.

00:50:54.443 --> 00:50:55.777
It fucking sucks.

00:50:55.777 --> 00:50:57.101
It's like the Wizard of Oz.

00:50:57.101 --> 00:50:59.182
Oh my God, pull the curtain back.

00:50:59.182 --> 00:51:01.503
There's a little fucking midget back here fucking pulling strings.

00:51:03.775 --> 00:51:06.440
What the fuck it's Matt pulling strings.

00:51:08.001 --> 00:51:09.344
And then the god voice comes on.

00:51:09.344 --> 00:51:10.826
What the fuck you, big idiot.

00:51:14.960 --> 00:51:16.905
Can't believe you thought this was real.

00:51:18.960 --> 00:51:22.014
And it just proves true and true Every fucking time.

00:51:22.014 --> 00:51:27.163
The more you find, the more you find out, the more it's old bullshit.

00:51:27.163 --> 00:51:31.822
It's a that's agitating to me.

00:51:31.822 --> 00:51:32.083
It is.

00:51:32.083 --> 00:51:47.731
Anyway, you fucking guys could take it deep fucking rabbit hole rabbit hole.

00:51:56.407 --> 00:51:57.931
Us rabbit holders aren't doing too bad lately.

00:51:57.931 --> 00:51:58.072
No, why?

00:51:58.072 --> 00:51:58.532
What is come?

00:51:58.554 --> 00:52:02.052
true lately, like a new one that came true.

00:52:02.052 --> 00:52:02.434
Yeah, I don't know.

00:52:02.434 --> 00:52:04.483
I wasn't prepared for this question.

00:52:04.483 --> 00:52:08.418
Do you have an answer Like do you know?

00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:09.400
No, I have no idea.

00:52:09.400 --> 00:52:10.521
That's why I'm asking.

00:52:10.521 --> 00:52:18.141
I don't know, because I saw something on Twitter again, another QAnon thing, okay.

00:52:19.717 --> 00:52:21.880
These fucking guys, the storm is coming.

00:52:21.880 --> 00:52:24.621
The day is here.

00:52:24.621 --> 00:52:27.496
Did they just repost that from seven years ago, hi?

00:52:29.001 --> 00:52:30.259
It's May QAnon.

00:52:30.259 --> 00:52:32.144
Hi, I'm back.

00:52:33.659 --> 00:52:34.528
It's May again.

00:52:34.528 --> 00:52:38.460
I just finished eating the moon, or did I?

00:52:38.460 --> 00:52:41.260
It was cheese.

00:52:41.260 --> 00:52:43.101
It was delicious, with some super sour.

00:52:45.677 --> 00:52:47.182
It's like a big cream puff.

00:52:51.677 --> 00:52:52.842
That's the glory hole talking again.

00:52:54.416 --> 00:52:55.239
Everything's fake.

00:52:55.239 --> 00:52:57.840
Don't trust a word.

00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:00.050
Anybody says Except me, harry Carey.

00:53:00.050 --> 00:53:02.637
Just a word anybody says Aye, except?

00:53:04.885 --> 00:53:05.710
me, Harry Carey.

00:53:07.554 --> 00:53:09.177
He's the most trustworthy man on the planet, as far as I'm concerned.

00:53:09.177 --> 00:53:10.179
Totally convincing, does he?

00:53:10.179 --> 00:53:11.943
Still live, no, no.

00:53:11.983 --> 00:53:12.704
No, he doesn't.

00:53:12.704 --> 00:53:14.527
Yeah, he's been dead for fucking years.

00:53:17.275 --> 00:53:17.556
He looked dead.

00:53:17.556 --> 00:53:20.684
In the last three years he was in the booth Fucked up hairdo and Coke bottle glasses.

00:53:20.684 --> 00:53:23.759
Saying take me out in a ball game.

00:53:23.780 --> 00:53:24.643
Take me out to the.

00:53:25.376 --> 00:53:26.079
Outhouse.

00:53:26.360 --> 00:53:29.403
Hey Gotta go pee.

00:53:30.523 --> 00:53:30.987
I gotta pee.

00:53:32.681 --> 00:53:38.168
I do, dude, you're an old man when it comes to the fucking show, chief Little Bladder.

00:53:39.840 --> 00:53:41.204
I've had like five Pepsi's.

00:53:41.394 --> 00:53:43.045
It's like you're for a scum Chief, Little Bladder.

00:53:43.045 --> 00:53:44.474
Never man I've had like five Pepsis.

00:53:44.474 --> 00:53:47.521
It's like you're for a scum.

00:53:48.463 --> 00:53:50.266
I gotta go to the bathroom.

00:53:50.266 --> 00:53:55.349
I gotta pee.

00:53:58.565 --> 00:53:59.309
I drank like 12.

00:53:59.789 --> 00:54:02.702
Dr Peppers, I'll make of you that it's not open.

00:54:02.702 --> 00:54:04.396
Just think of a waterfall Wow, I'm just making you laugh.

00:54:04.396 --> 00:54:04.659
It's not helping.

00:54:04.646 --> 00:54:10.268
Just think of a waterfall Wow, I'm just saying no, dude, I was trying to help you Through your little episode upstairs.

00:54:10.268 --> 00:54:12.208
You could at least like Help me out there.

00:54:12.248 --> 00:54:12.632
Yeah, go ahead.

00:54:12.632 --> 00:54:13.920
I mean you can go.

00:54:13.920 --> 00:54:16.222
Why would I like you know?

00:54:16.222 --> 00:54:20.186
I don't understand why you're freaking out.

00:54:20.186 --> 00:54:21.577
What.

00:54:29.838 --> 00:54:31.041
What the fuck.

00:54:32.503 --> 00:54:33.045
What is going?

00:54:33.146 --> 00:54:33.427
on with him.

00:54:33.427 --> 00:54:35.842
This man's gotta pee oh.

00:54:38.061 --> 00:54:38.784
I just don't get it.

00:54:38.784 --> 00:54:39.920
I don't get it at all.

00:54:40.155 --> 00:54:42.304
I mean not for nothing, but I've had to pee since I got here.

00:54:43.936 --> 00:54:47.907
I peed myself when I was in fucking the living room, you know.

00:54:48.114 --> 00:54:50.465
Yeah, we were debating whether we were going to wrap it in plastic.

00:54:52.996 --> 00:54:53.900
I just kept on sitting there.

00:54:53.900 --> 00:55:01.509
I'm like I really want to lay back right now, but I don't want to fall asleep in the room spinning so bad.

00:55:02.418 --> 00:55:03.355
I would have lost money tonight.

00:55:03.355 --> 00:55:04.574
I thought for sure.

00:55:04.574 --> 00:55:06.141
I thought for sure, you were going.

00:55:06.855 --> 00:55:09.105
No, it was like uh, what is that Narcan?

00:55:09.105 --> 00:55:11.302
The shit they give to fucking heroin addicts.

00:55:11.302 --> 00:55:15.666
That's exactly what it was like.

00:55:15.666 --> 00:55:19.923
I got up and I was like more cowbell Boom let's do it.

00:55:19.923 --> 00:55:30.918
So, I had spoken to Chris today and I was trying to try and get him on today, but today was his son's birthday.

00:55:30.918 --> 00:55:34.367
He doesn't want to do a phone call, he wants to come in live.

00:55:35.456 --> 00:55:43.824
I think that makes a lot of sense so I was like so we're going to perform a little, and you know, we got to figure out these fucking cameras and microphones again.

00:55:44.166 --> 00:55:44.326
Nope.

00:55:46.445 --> 00:55:48.474
I think we have that all Figured out.

00:55:48.514 --> 00:55:50.682
We're just going to throw Wobbs out for that one and let him sit in his chair.

00:55:55.887 --> 00:55:57.961
No, I think Go take a long piss.

00:55:57.961 --> 00:56:03.324
We'll have them on either side, whatever, no more than four people.

00:56:03.914 --> 00:56:05.402
No, we have four we can handle.

00:56:05.402 --> 00:56:07.597
Yeah, we have another one of these.

00:56:07.597 --> 00:56:12.880
Yes, yep, so Alright, maybe we'll set that up on the other side.

00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:13.623
We just got room.

00:56:15.699 --> 00:56:16.523
We got two cameras.

00:56:16.523 --> 00:56:18.059
We put one there and one there.

00:56:18.059 --> 00:56:20.418
That's it, nice and easy.

00:56:20.418 --> 00:56:23.739
Okay, we try to make things so difficult.

00:56:23.739 --> 00:56:25.222
I don't know why I say we.

00:56:25.222 --> 00:56:25.824
It's me.

00:56:26.346 --> 00:56:26.606
It's me.

00:56:26.606 --> 00:56:30.141
Next Sunday's Mother's Day, we're going to be able to Fuck the mothers.

00:56:33.588 --> 00:56:33.909
I'm sorry.

00:56:33.909 --> 00:56:35.541
I love the mothers out there.

00:56:40.135 --> 00:56:42.222
Fuck Mother's Day, god.

00:56:42.222 --> 00:56:47.423
The only day that should matter is Father's Day.

00:56:47.423 --> 00:56:51.202
Even if it's bullshit holiday, it's bullshit yeah.

00:56:53.206 --> 00:56:53.708
Bullshit.

00:56:53.708 --> 00:56:57.284
All right, I guess I'll do an early dinner that night.

00:57:00.599 --> 00:57:01.702
Oh shit, is that next weekend?

00:57:01.702 --> 00:57:02.503
That's next Sunday.

00:57:02.503 --> 00:57:05.393
Yeah, oh fuck, you would have forgotten.

00:57:05.393 --> 00:57:06.257
Like it's fucked up.

00:57:06.257 --> 00:57:07.099
I gotta feel like that.

00:57:07.099 --> 00:57:09.166
Oh fuck, why, I don't know.

00:57:09.166 --> 00:57:11.554
Seems like you gotta do something.

00:57:11.635 --> 00:57:13.106
Why do you celebrate Mother's Day?

00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:15.202
I acknowledge it.

00:57:15.523 --> 00:57:15.784
Okay.

00:57:16.597 --> 00:57:21.963
No, it's not really like there's no cake, you know.

00:57:22.442 --> 00:57:22.971
I would hope not.

00:57:23.655 --> 00:57:26.043
You bringing a cake that's been down here for 18 months upstairs.

00:57:26.043 --> 00:57:27.500
It's still fucking here, isn't it?

00:57:27.500 --> 00:57:27.942
Oh?

00:57:28.001 --> 00:57:31.659
my God, I'm afraid to look at that, the one in the box that I opened.

00:57:31.659 --> 00:57:36.077
Yes, I'm not going to lie, it looks in pristine condition.

00:57:36.077 --> 00:57:37.820
You almost ate it.

00:57:37.820 --> 00:57:39.422
No, I did not, there was so much.

00:57:39.422 --> 00:57:44.528
When I saw it, I was like when I saw it, I was like dude, you buy gas station gubbies.

00:57:44.568 --> 00:57:45.731
You almost ate that cake.

00:57:45.731 --> 00:57:46.576
No, I did not.

00:57:46.576 --> 00:57:47.701
So much fondant on that cake.

00:57:48.255 --> 00:57:52.164
I literally look at it and I'm like, oh my god, I remember when this cake was from.

00:57:52.164 --> 00:57:54.880
I'm like there's not a fucking.

00:57:55.202 --> 00:57:57.057
The only thing holding that together is the mold.

00:57:57.057 --> 00:57:58.623
There's no mold?

00:57:58.623 --> 00:58:04.525
Well, not on the fondant.

00:58:04.545 --> 00:58:05.452
But underneath there I'd be a little worried.

00:58:05.452 --> 00:58:05.815
Scary shit, dude.

00:58:08.581 --> 00:58:10.769
Dude, it's pretty sterile down here.

00:58:10.769 --> 00:58:12.793
It's like a time machine down here.

00:58:12.934 --> 00:58:15.242
Sterile you say, everything's frozen in time, including food.

00:58:16.304 --> 00:58:17.007
It's crazy.

00:58:17.007 --> 00:58:19.989
I don't get how it works.

00:58:19.989 --> 00:58:21.197
Down here, dude, it's a different universe.

00:58:21.197 --> 00:58:22.706
Well, you works down here, dude.

00:58:22.726 --> 00:58:24.375
It's a different universe.

00:58:24.375 --> 00:58:26.001
Well, you slept down here last night.

00:58:28.300 --> 00:58:53.199
Yeah, because I was so tired last night, dude, I literally walked down here, I walk over to the other side, turn the light on to see where the couch is, put the cushions on the couch, grab a blanket and two pillows, fell asleep and I was out like a light and it was so comfortable dude, I heard you snore down here no, not in here, out there, that's what.

00:58:53.259 --> 00:58:59.554
I'm saying downstairs, like in the basement, with the flowers dude, he went head to head with the spheres.

00:58:59.956 --> 00:59:01.117
Yeah, it was peaceful, it was very peaceful?

00:59:01.137 --> 00:59:01.278
I'm not.

00:59:01.278 --> 00:59:01.702
Yeah, it was peaceful.

00:59:01.702 --> 00:59:07.003
It was very peaceful, and I'm not even joking, it was a very peaceful sleep.

00:59:07.355 --> 00:59:11.099
Dude, I was watching TV and like a fucking like, what did you throw at me last night?

00:59:11.099 --> 00:59:17.161
The lobster, the dog, toy Dude, he's fucking snoring.

00:59:17.161 --> 00:59:19.719
I can't help it, I couldn't believe man, I just couldn't take it anymore.

00:59:19.719 --> 00:59:24.268
I just fucking threw the dog toy at him.

00:59:24.268 --> 00:59:25.175
You know, it just happened to be the lobster.

00:59:26.175 --> 00:59:28.077
Oscar Madison, felix, leiter, felix.

00:59:28.137 --> 00:59:29.061
Leiter, oscar Madison.

00:59:29.061 --> 00:59:31.505
Then it hits him and he's actually like nothing happened.

00:59:32.778 --> 00:59:33.963
He's like what I was up.

00:59:34.003 --> 00:59:34.284
I was up.

00:59:34.554 --> 00:59:35.137
I was watching.

00:59:35.157 --> 00:59:35.942
TV and shit.

00:59:36.275 --> 00:59:39.842
Trying to fight, to keep my eyes open oh I know why there was something thrown at me.

00:59:39.862 --> 00:59:40.063
I'm sorry.

00:59:45.956 --> 00:59:47.440
Why did you come down here?

00:59:47.440 --> 00:59:50.043
Because I came down at like 2 o'clock to let the dogs out.

00:59:50.043 --> 00:59:52.648
You were still on the couch, probably like 3.30.

00:59:52.648 --> 01:00:07.847
And I was thinking, like man, he's not going to like it when we get up at fucking like three hours from now, fucking steam rolling down the stairs, four dogs just spitting.

01:00:07.867 --> 01:00:10.302
Good morning, it's me, kevin.

01:00:13.797 --> 01:00:15.664
Some fucking with a herd of dogs.

01:00:15.664 --> 01:00:20.342
That was him before his first couple of calls yeah the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

01:00:20.797 --> 01:00:21.400
Yeah, totally dude.

01:00:25.784 --> 01:00:29.510
It's the four horsemen of the apocalypse, yeah totally dude.

01:00:29.530 --> 01:00:30.490
That's every morning.

01:00:30.490 --> 01:00:35.902
Gunner's the pale white horse, yeah he's death, bro, that fucking guy.

01:00:35.943 --> 01:00:36.485
He's death.

01:00:36.914 --> 01:00:37.900
That fucking guy.

01:00:40.195 --> 01:00:42.442
He's fucking just straight up meth.

01:00:42.442 --> 01:00:44.067
No, that's not death, that's meth.

01:00:44.067 --> 01:00:48.661
We'll just call him the meth horseman.

01:00:48.661 --> 01:00:49.744
Yeah, the meth in the Bible.

01:00:49.744 --> 01:00:52.440
How long have we been going there?

01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:54.797
Patrick, just hit an hour.

01:00:54.797 --> 01:00:56.722
Yeah, we did.

01:00:56.722 --> 01:00:58.286
Yeah, look at us.

01:00:58.675 --> 01:01:02.405
I think that's pretty impressive, considering where this started off.

01:01:02.706 --> 01:01:03.126
Is it true?

01:01:03.126 --> 01:01:04.643
I agree, Dude.

01:01:04.643 --> 01:01:10.181
You went from the version of being passed out on the bar room bathroom floor.

01:01:10.644 --> 01:01:13.000
I almost look like Jodie Foster in that movie.

01:01:13.039 --> 01:01:20.498
Then you went to like passing the fucking pinball machine, passing the test at the checkpoint, like that's what you went from.

01:01:20.498 --> 01:01:23.342
You went from passed out in the bathroom to pass and tested.

01:01:23.737 --> 01:01:24.360
I'm a gamer bro.

01:01:25.255 --> 01:01:25.820
Impressive.

01:01:25.820 --> 01:01:28.039
I mean Kevin only had to pee once over the hour.

01:01:28.039 --> 01:01:29.284
I'm impressed there as well.

01:01:31.275 --> 01:01:34.942
Snuck in a cigarette too, oh you fucking cocksucker.

01:01:36.157 --> 01:01:37.581
When are you allowed to smoke down here again?

01:01:38.123 --> 01:01:38.664
No no.

01:01:41.315 --> 01:01:41.516
Oh.

01:01:41.516 --> 01:01:42.983
I had my thing on me the whole time.

01:01:43.155 --> 01:01:43.556
It's funny.

01:01:43.556 --> 01:01:44.983
That's where you're putting it hard.

01:01:44.983 --> 01:01:46.300
You're putting a hard stop.

01:01:49.885 --> 01:01:51.891
Did you get that at a gas?

01:01:51.911 --> 01:01:54.199
station Some smoke shot.

01:01:56.041 --> 01:01:57.818
It's good, is that your LSD one hitter?

01:02:01.304 --> 01:02:02.949
It's not good.

01:02:03.295 --> 01:02:04.259
You're really good at that.

01:02:05.342 --> 01:02:09.400
Shut up, you shut your mouth, you fucking dirty mouth.

01:02:11.655 --> 01:02:12.498
All right, that's it for me.

01:02:15.626 --> 01:02:15.927
Fuck you.

01:02:15.947 --> 01:02:19.519
Kevin, oh, where's your little button?

01:02:20.001 --> 01:02:21.025
What do you want to do, oh?

01:02:23.275 --> 01:02:25.423
Well, you didn't have your button in your holster, did you?

01:02:29.757 --> 01:02:30.621
You can't play it now.

01:02:30.621 --> 01:02:33.844
You missed it, it'll be hit six times.

01:02:33.844 --> 01:02:39.800
Shut up bitch.

01:02:44.018 --> 01:02:45.820
It says it, it makes you so happy.

01:02:46.858 --> 01:02:49.039
It makes him so happy, I know, but it says it.

01:02:49.039 --> 01:02:51.161
It's just where it is.

01:02:51.161 --> 01:02:51.742
I have to read it.

01:02:51.742 --> 01:02:55.360
This whole fucking thing is amazing.

01:02:55.360 --> 01:02:56.980
The whole display and shit.

01:02:56.980 --> 01:03:00.842
It's awesome and everybody can hear the fucking board now.

01:03:01.096 --> 01:03:01.940
That's a beautiful thing.

01:03:02.195 --> 01:03:02.199
It only took what a year.

01:03:02.199 --> 01:03:02.561
Awesome, and everybody can hear the fucking board.

01:03:02.561 --> 01:03:03.456
Now that's a beautiful thing, right?

01:03:03.456 --> 01:03:07.699
Yeah, it only took what a year well, now it's.

01:03:07.920 --> 01:03:22.186
It was just like it was really a board, right, yeah, but then like you're able to assign each channel to certain things and it made it easier just to choose whatnot so we're figuring it out.

01:03:22.226 --> 01:03:22.586
I like it.

01:03:22.586 --> 01:03:23.268
It looks fancy.

01:03:23.777 --> 01:03:26.722
It does look fancy this was the way to go.

01:03:26.722 --> 01:03:28.755
No wooden block anymore.

01:03:28.755 --> 01:03:32.514
I was like when I saw it.

01:03:32.514 --> 01:03:38.543
I was like this motherfucker screwed this shit in next thing, I was like, oh, it's just fucking just painted on.

01:03:38.543 --> 01:03:41.036
I was so happy about that, dude.

01:03:41.036 --> 01:03:43.028
I was so happy about that Ghetto stand, dude, I was so happy about that.

01:03:43.028 --> 01:03:44.838
It stuck well, just being painted on.

01:03:44.838 --> 01:03:48.007
That's Kevin cutting corners.

01:03:48.007 --> 01:03:52.018
That's one of our new bits, kevin cutting corners.

01:03:52.018 --> 01:03:56.039
But it got the job done and that's his motto.

01:03:56.039 --> 01:03:56.983
It's.

01:03:57.003 --> 01:03:57.505
Kevin rigged.

01:04:00.235 --> 01:04:03.498
Well, it got the job done and that's it.

01:04:03.498 --> 01:04:11.818
Scotch tape and some fucking painters tape, boom, give that man a screw gun waiting, anything work, oh Boy.

01:04:11.818 --> 01:04:17.699
What's that all about?

01:04:19.516 --> 01:04:20.822
Look like it needed to be finished.

01:04:20.822 --> 01:04:26.356
All about it.

01:04:26.356 --> 01:04:27.519
Looked like it needed to be finished.

01:04:27.519 --> 01:04:28.322
Talking trash to me, was it really?

01:04:28.342 --> 01:04:29.547
talking to you a little bit.

01:04:29.568 --> 01:04:30.510
Yeah, that's just happening, you guys.

01:04:30.510 --> 01:04:34.980
No, kevin, come over here and put me in your mouth.

01:04:37.262 --> 01:04:38.664
God doesn't laugh bro.

01:04:38.664 --> 01:04:39.606
Yeah, I do.

01:04:46.056 --> 01:04:46.860
God doesn't laugh.

01:04:46.860 --> 01:04:48.320
Man Just put me in your mouth.

01:04:52.157 --> 01:04:56.721
I giggle, I laugh all the time.

01:04:56.721 --> 01:05:02.864
No Laugh at all you minions down there.

01:05:02.864 --> 01:05:11.742
I'm up here in my floating cloud With my God-sized dick.

01:05:11.742 --> 01:05:13.239
There it is.

01:05:15.317 --> 01:05:16.942
And we're having a show.

01:05:22.916 --> 01:05:29.309
Mr Manhattan can have one, why can't I Doctor, doctor, manhattan, I'm sorry.

01:05:31.536 --> 01:05:33.400
He didn't go to eight years of superhero school.

01:05:33.400 --> 01:05:33.541
Okay.

01:05:41.695 --> 01:05:43.684
Who the fuck went to eight years of superhero school.

01:05:45.155 --> 01:05:47.563
Well, if you did, you wouldn't want to be called mister, would you?

01:05:47.684 --> 01:05:48.887
No, yeah.

01:05:51.596 --> 01:05:55.016
Got to earn your cape, do you remember?

01:05:55.016 --> 01:05:56.059
On fucking Watchmen.

01:05:56.400 --> 01:05:57.083
He's walking around.

01:05:57.083 --> 01:06:00.762
Yeah, man, yeah, big blue dick swinging Right, big cartoon dick.

01:06:00.762 --> 01:06:06.340
Whipping around, She'd be like what the fuck is this Like just a little too close to realistic?

01:06:06.340 --> 01:06:07.603
Yeah, it's still a cartoon.

01:06:07.603 --> 01:06:09.027
You're like meh Check please.

01:06:12.335 --> 01:06:13.179
Why would they do that?

01:06:13.179 --> 01:06:14.262
It's like a.

01:06:14.262 --> 01:06:16.358
You think he did that on purpose.

01:06:16.358 --> 01:06:23.050
As a superhero, he's like I'm going to swing my dick and show everybody how superior I am well and it glows.

01:06:23.655 --> 01:06:27.784
Dude, if you got a big glowing superhero dick, you let that thing go.

01:06:27.784 --> 01:06:29.556
Throw that right on my shoulder.

01:06:29.556 --> 01:06:38.675
You show the world it closed, constantly right but I like my superhero dick, watch it glow.

01:06:38.675 --> 01:06:40.179
There's that dick again.

01:06:40.179 --> 01:06:41.682
Yeah, fucking laser beams.

01:06:41.682 --> 01:06:49.237
These are beams out of your dick.

01:06:49.237 --> 01:06:52.744
Hmm, dude, you're a superhero, you got your dick rolling around.

01:06:52.764 --> 01:06:58.275
Yeah, of course got laser, you know, like laser beams cuz son huh, we are barreling down the road.

01:06:58.396 --> 01:06:59.458
Yeah, turkey again.

01:06:59.458 --> 01:07:00.681
Seriously, I don't want to beams.

01:07:00.681 --> 01:07:08.048
I think you're killing people With your dick, with my dick.

01:07:09.335 --> 01:07:10.762
No, alright we're gonna end it there.

01:07:10.762 --> 01:07:11.706
We're gonna end it on dick.

01:07:13.815 --> 01:07:16.244
Kill all sorts of shit with my superhero dick.

01:07:18.876 --> 01:07:19.619
What did you just say?

01:07:20.076 --> 01:07:21.461
I don't know, but that's a sound bite.

01:07:22.795 --> 01:07:24.141
What the fuck did you just say?

01:07:24.161 --> 01:07:26.210
I don't know but that's a sound bite.

01:07:26.210 --> 01:07:27.114
What the fuck did you just say?

01:07:31.782 --> 01:07:32.684
What did you just say?

01:07:32.684 --> 01:07:34.960
You're going to have to go back and listen.

01:07:34.960 --> 01:07:37.414
No, I don't want to Fuck.

01:07:37.414 --> 01:07:38.458
That means I don't have to listen to the whole episode.

01:07:38.458 --> 01:07:38.936
No, fuck, that means I gotta.

01:07:38.936 --> 01:07:38.869
Oh.

01:07:38.869 --> 01:07:40.246
No, I don't have to listen to the whole episode.

01:07:40.246 --> 01:07:49.760
No, you guys want to play with the, with the tambourine and the On the closeout song.

01:07:49.820 --> 01:07:53.902
Yeah, If that's where you want to go, I mean it depends on the song man.

01:07:54.376 --> 01:07:55.855
Well, we had it earlier, so I'm gonna throw it on now.

01:07:55.855 --> 01:07:57.538
Dude, I ain't just gonna cowbell for any song.

01:07:57.538 --> 01:08:00.503
Grab the cowbell, grab the tambourine, grab it.

01:08:00.963 --> 01:08:02.045
You're making it not.

01:08:02.045 --> 01:08:03.168
I'll be ready.

01:08:03.168 --> 01:08:03.829
No, you guys are ready.

01:08:03.914 --> 01:08:05.400
You're ready for this because you just heard.

01:08:06.094 --> 01:08:07.882
If I don't feel it, I don't feel it, here we go.

01:08:08.175 --> 01:08:12.039
You heard it before, but you didn't have the cowbell and he had the tambourine.

01:08:12.039 --> 01:08:14.070
You know what?

01:08:14.070 --> 01:08:15.416
Stop talking about it, and play it.

01:08:26.103 --> 01:08:29.225
Was it this one?

01:08:29.225 --> 01:08:30.404
No, it was not this one.

01:08:30.404 --> 01:08:32.065
Fuck what was it?

01:08:32.065 --> 01:08:34.887
Yeah, it was no, no.

01:08:35.668 --> 01:08:37.829
No, no, okay, bullshit.

01:08:49.347 --> 01:08:50.309
Pick a tempo bro.

01:08:52.881 --> 01:08:55.265
No, I thought it was fucking aerials when you started doing that.

01:08:55.265 --> 01:08:59.064
No, no, what song was it?

01:09:03.775 --> 01:09:04.957
Oh, it sounds like we got a fish.

01:09:08.064 --> 01:09:13.020
No, no, yeah, that was it.

01:09:13.020 --> 01:09:14.203
No, it wasn't.

01:09:16.279 --> 01:09:17.703
That was it, ready yeah.

01:09:18.395 --> 01:09:30.041
We're rolling suicide what we do in life.

01:10:00.216 --> 01:10:01.297
Echoes in eternity.

01:10:19.480 --> 01:10:26.246
Thank you for joining us this episode of the Tiki Deep Show Gas, heat and gummy Coming at you, God bless.

01:10:28.574 --> 01:10:29.496
See you next time.

01:10:29.496 --> 01:10:30.615
T-t-t-t-deep.

01:10:30.615 --> 01:10:32.537
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