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From Assassination Conspiracies to Cultural Icons: A Humorous Dive into Political and Pop Culture Chaos

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What happens when the boundaries of reality blur with fiction, and historical events intertwine with modern-day political theater? Start with a chaotic mix of humor and conspiracy as we unravel the unsettling implications of assassination attempts on those who champion peace. Brace yourself for wild speculation about a mysterious woman with a Biden sign and a bizarre assassination attempt on the 45th president that echoes the intrigue of JFK's fateful day. This rollercoaster of a discussion combines laughter and candid insights, providing a fresh angle on the impact of these dramatic events.

Our journey doesn’t stop at political chaos; it winds through the iconic imagery that has shaped America's cultural psyche. From the solemnity of the Iwo Jima flag raising to the resilience captured post-9/11, we reflect on these snapshots of history. Meanwhile, we humorously misinterpret a listener's suggestion about an iconic photo, leading to a light-hearted exploration of memorable moments. And just when you think you've grasped the narrative, we switch gears to reminisce about the vibrant NYC club scene, unexpected tangents on drug use, and the hilarity of mistaken identities—all woven into the fabric of political theatrics and pop culture.

The fun continues with a deep dive into financial conspiracies, including the undercurrents of Truth Social and stock manipulation. Imagine living in a simulation where true choice is an illusion! Add to this a playful side quest through the world of childhood TV shows and outlandish political predictions, and you have an episode packed with intrigue and humor. Whether we're speculating on elections, musing about Eminem's latest album, or chuckling over bizarre conspiracy theories, each twist and turn promises to keep you entertained. Join us, and let's laugh until someone falls asleep!

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Assassination.

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You know what's interesting about assassination?

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Well, not only does it change those popularity polls in a big fucking hurry, but it's also interesting to notice who it is we assassinate.

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Do you ever notice who it is?

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Stop to think of who it is we kill.

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It's always people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another.

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Jesus, gandhi, lincoln, john Kennedy, bobby Kennedy, martin Luther King, medgar Evers, malcolm X, john Lennon they all said try to live together peacefully.

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Bam Right in the fucking head assassination.

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Assassination.

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Sorry, we only did 30 seconds, apologize.

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I was getting into it Makeup.

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I need one of those powder puffers.

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Fluffers.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the BDNN News and the news crew.

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Assassination.

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Son of a bitch, love it.

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San Diego, it's Latin for whale's vagina.

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Bdnn News Balls, deep News Network.

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Assassinated A-S-S-A-S-S-I-N-A-T-I-D oh.

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Oh See what you did there.

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Yeah, we need to.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Rain.

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Thunderson Slice no, no.

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Chip Clydesdale.

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Wow.

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What the fuck was mine.

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So much for rehearsal.

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Yeah, we're good, we're good.

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Moving on, we'll edit that okay.

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Back in the newsroom we need to discuss, I think, the State of the Union address of where this country is right now After the assassination attempt of the 45th president, where were?

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Where was I that?

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no, no no, like where are you like.

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You know pulse morale um, you know civil war like so the thing that kind of sent me over the edge was an article I was reading from a um editor.

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What do they call those people?

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Reporter, Penthouse Forum, Whatever?

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No, he was, I forget what fucking magazine it was, but he's a Democrat, he's not a Trump supporter.

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And when he said Trump has won the election because of his speech at the Republican National Convention, that's when I knew tides are turning.

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So we were too hammered last Saturday to discuss the assassination attempt, because when Kevin said that to me I was like who?

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And still had no clue until two days later.

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But we got snacks today, so we're going to be okay.

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Yeah, we're good, we're going to soak up that alcohol, at least for the first 10 minutes.

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So Rain's going to go over the weather down in Pennsylvania for the shooting and discuss, you know wind trajectory and how this geeky 20-year-old pimple-faced registered Republican.

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Yeah, but he wasn't though.

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Was he?

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I don't even know, you know.

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So here's the issue I have with this how eerily, eerily similar it is to everything that went on with the JFK assassination.

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Big difference is the good DT fucking survived.

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Give me the for instances.

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I'm actually not familiar with this rabbit hole.

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Why?

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How many times has it been discussed?

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There was multiple shooters for Kennedy.

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Okay, how many things have you seen for possible multiple shooters?

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Starting to come out, yeah right not only like multiple shooters, but the other videos that we saw with the lady, and she just pulled up her phone like she was like she knew what was going on, like she was doing only fans or something perhaps she was ping pongs out of the puss.

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The Biden Ho.

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What happened?

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The one with the Biden sign, yes.

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Wait, she was holding the Biden sign.

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Yes, that's what the sign said.

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You didn't even know that 121 IQ and I'm a fucking retard.

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I didn't even see that, are you serious?

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Well, let's check it out, because we can actually share our screen with the good old 6,000 people who are watching right now Big Ben's watching Benoit Balls.

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What's up, Benny T.

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There it is.

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So let's watch this real quick.

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Lower hand corner all right, let me take that mute off right behind them yeah, all right.

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Well, it's gonna zoom in, so let's just keep an eye on this and, uh, make sure.

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Can you guys see that on the no no, I am sharing.

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But are you sharing in the right place, Patrick?

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Who knows Matt?

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You know who knows it says it's sharing, so let's see, but it'll come through.

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No, watch this shit, dude, watch Watch.

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She sits down, yep Watch this.

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What's the sign up?

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Biden sign.

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Take a look at what happened.

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She's completely normal Time out.

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You hear gunshots and you're right behind the president.

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Didn't move.

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What are you doing?

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Didn't flinch.

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Going to take a selfie.

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Not you Going to post that shit on Instagram, Right?

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and you would send an email through.

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Gmail.

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Livestreamed, not?

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You Gonna post that shit on Instagram, right, and you would send an email Live stream.

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But that chick looks Fierce.

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Didn't fucking move, didn't budge.

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Right.

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What the fuck?

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What the fuck.

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People are freaking out.

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I'm thinking about putting this on.

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Pinterest, right there, wherever you can put it up.

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She's not even freaking the fuck out, what the fuck no, it's kind of weird, you know right.

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It's saying can you see or hear any of this?

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I know he can't see it because it didn't show up on listen.

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If I wanted any of your fucking rhetoric, I would have asked you wow, oh, here we go, here we go.

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Rhetoric, let's, let's do this now.

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Now, here it is, now it's sharing.

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Let me google that see if that's here we go.

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Here we go, you stop it fuck yourself oh, there it is, oh watch this shit, dude watch watch, she sits down yep watch this if you want whatuts the sign up.

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She's completely normal.

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And then watch.

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What the fuck.

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What the fuck People are freaking out and she's just like right there.

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Okay, it was like the best way to compare that.

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It looked like she saw.

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Um, ben said we should have put a bandage on the bobblehead.

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Don't you want to overdo it, because a lot of people are saying shit about that.

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So Okay, I have a feeling that chick was in the military.

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So, I mean being in the front row, like that.

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Those are usually some pretty like hard seats to get, like you probably have to know somebody.

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To get those sort of seats you probably got to be somebody right?

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I don't know, I'm just saying I don't know how the the whole admission process works I'm just guessing.

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I don't think.

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It's like she might have showed up early and she might have showed up three days early and you know, flash the beat.

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I don't think it works like that, though you know like I'm pretty sure those people in the front are supposed to be there you know, you know the the more and more.

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It's funny you say that it's the more and more videos you see, the more and more question marks go up right like they had all that like prior to it.

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People yelling hey, there's a guy on the fucking roof.

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You know like we can, we could, we could tiptoe around this.

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Anyway, any way, you want it.

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Who they tried to kill?

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this guy Did any of us send them.

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They missed.

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Well, here's the thing they missed.

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Here's the question who are they?

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Not a question.

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But here's the thing.

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Yeah, so yeah, people don't like Trump.

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People fucking hate Trump.

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People hate Biden.

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I don't care, I wouldn't wish that to happen to an American president.

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Wish that to happen to an American president, right yeah no.

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Regardless.

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Yeah, but all the shit you saw on, you know.

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But all the shit you saw on Facebook and whatnot people posting oh damn he missed Must not have been a good shot.

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A lot of people.

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Teachers.

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Oh yeah.

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And they call the MAGA movement lunatics.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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I don't care what is going on in this world.

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You do, you know, unless it's a, you know, an ex-wife, and you want to wish death upon her.

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You don't want to wish death upon somebody, I mean most of the time, you don't, true, but it just creates more divide, which that's the whole narrative just pushing forward.

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That's all they've been doing for the past fucking eight years.

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You know they've been shoving it down your throats on the TV in your eyes your ears.

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You know, you're just hearing it all the time how bad he is, and this, that, the other thing, and sooner or later you're like oh, it's pretty bad, you know.

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So now here's the other thing.

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They said multiple shooters for the JFK assassination.

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Right, they did.

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Yeah, you got the magic bullet vibrator going back and forth.

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The grassy knoll.

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Grassy knoll the library, the possible fucking driver, supposedly with the Dr Zapruder film Do you see that though.

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I haven't seen it, dude.

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I tried to search that all over and I couldn't find anything.

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It's fucking crazy.

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Now here's what's even crazier he doesn't get killed, Right?

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Nope, I'm thinking Democrats were like oh my god, this guy has been really sent down by Jesus to clean us out so so what we've been hearing about for how long we've been doing this show almost four years so what we've been hearing for four years.

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You think we might have hit that?

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hit that spot I have a feeling people who were leaning more left just because their hatred towards Trump are starting to get the whole Some of them.

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This is just getting crazy and I'm feeling he's going to fucking win in a landslide, an absolute landslide, if he loses the election.

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Honestly, if he loses the election, there's going gonna be some good old boys in the south to start taking shots.

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It's gonna create a chain, chain effect well, let's take a hypothetical here.

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What if, uh, what if he doesn't make it to the election?

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What if they?

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this is a discussion we got into the other night you know, like they like urban night uh, no, it wasn't that much it was.

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Kevin has convinced me, like I don't think like biden ordered the hit.

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you know, like I don't know, it wasn't that much.

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Kevin has convinced me.

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I don't think Biden ordered the hit.

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I don't know who they are.

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If this kid acted alone or whatever, you know who it is.

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I think there's a they.

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I think there's a sewn in deep state to the government.

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Yep.

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Like whoever it is.

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Okay, people move along.

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There's nothing to see here, right um, like I don't think they're gonna stop trying, like I think they're probably gonna end up poisoning him, or he, so he's getting like in a car wreck, like an heish or something you know oh my god, I just saw that video again the other day.

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Fucking crazy, yeah, like something they're not gonna bitch sit up yeah, now think of this.

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What happens if there is a second attempt on him?

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Yeah and he survives again.

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Are you saying this is real life or we live in a simulation?

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um q anon was right so honestly like if if I could predict the future and that all those things happened, I think you'd see people raise up in arms at that point, you know, like I don't know what direction you raise up against, but you know, I think people would take the fight to them at that point, I forget where I was when this was going on.

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Strip club.

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No no.

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I mean, that was a 50-50 shot, Oops.

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I mean it's an inappropriate time, but I got to tell you the story about the.

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Ooh Poppy, ooh Poppy, they tried to kill President Trump.

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Ooh Poppy, I bet you that's what you were listening to.

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Well, that was the news station I was tuned into afterwards.

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The browser's news station Well if anyone's going to tell me the truth, it's going to be them.

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Now okay.

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So if people are saying you know whoever, whatever's fucking behind it, if there's a second attempt on him, the jig is up.

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Well, isn't the jig up, you know?

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the jig is up for us, but isn't it up there's?

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There's, at this point, millions of people out there who have not opened their eyes to see what the fuck is going on in this country.

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You know it's.

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And listen, I don't.

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I don't lean one way or the other, I don't, but I give kudos to that Motherfucker.

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After getting shot in the ear, double Fist, pump blood on His face that Instantly won him the election, yelling, fight, fight fight.

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He's all fired Like he was a 1930s Male cheerleader or something With the megaphone.

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Yeah, I mean, you don't get.

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You don't get any better press.

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Than that like, that's just like.

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Like whatever they Tried to do.

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They I keep saying they- I'm assuming on my own.

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This kid didn't plot this all on his own.

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You both alluded to what happened because of this.

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Here's the reason why he convinced me with a higher power.

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The video that shows I didn't convince you of that I convinced myself I was like this sounds really good.

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You are not putting your stamp of approval on that statement.

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I'm going to put it on the Orientals Unbelievable.

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I'm no evangelical.

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You're evil.

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So, by the way, just going back to this real quick, I'm pretty sure it was the gig.

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The gig is up.

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The gig is up.

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The jig is up.

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I thought we Is that the gig.

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The gig is up.

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The gig is up, the jig is up.

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I thought we Is that proper nomenclature the gig.

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You want to know what it is.

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I'm pretty sure it's the gig is up.

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That comes from.

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Were you just saying Pat was being racist?

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No, jesus.

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Christ.

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Who was the announcer with John Madden?

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Pat Summerall.

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So in the original Madden he said the kick is up, but it always sounded like the jig is up.

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So I always said the jig is up.

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Yeah, as long as you're hanging out with.

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Who is the guy who got thrown off the air for making racist comments?

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Who's the betting?

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guy Jimmy DeGreek, yes, pat.

00:16:20.928 --> 00:16:22.721
Summerall and Jimmy DeGreek were probably close friends.

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That's all I'm going to say.

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So the next video we're going to show you.

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All right, he has a difficulty, you know, assuming that there's a second shooter.

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This video is pretty fucking straightforward and it actually shows one.

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Unfortunately, one of the patrons who got killed and it actually shows one, unfortunately one of the patrons who got killed.

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But this is just.

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It's incredible nonsense that they could be this inept in trying to do this, because that's another layer of the they.

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If there's two people shooting and all they did was nip his ear.

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Well, he turned, man like he turned.

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He turned at the last second to like address the crowd in a different direction do you think he saw the bullet coming?

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He's like I heard someone say that I was like you fucking kidding me.

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These was the matrix, you know, like he's in the neon you know like it's more and more like it now, if you watch this video, um, it is hard to debunk due to the fact of you see, uh, like a, was it like a plume of smoke for?

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and then you see I'm not sure this one's real, it's, it's it's close.

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Let's check this out I can't, I can't.

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There you go, it's on there no, no, I gotta do it for through here.

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There we go.

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Oh, it's not all right, that's the dude getting shot.

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Do you see to the right?

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I see something that said take a look what happened.

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Take a look what happened.

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Just past the end of the railing.

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So why would that guy fall Kev?

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I'm not saying the guy falling, I'm saying the puff of smoke is questionable in my mind.

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So you're saying that guy's a drunk Trump side?

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I'm saying it may be like Photoshopped, Like I don't know where that footage is from.

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So I was thinking about that myself.

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But if you see the gentleman get shot, he goes forward.

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You know, it could also be a fucking sniper.

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Or it could be another magic bullet.

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Ooh.

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It was Andre Dawson.

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You know, I have total belief that there could be.

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They have a whole factory that makes magic bullets up here.

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You know, because if they were trying to shoot Trump, that's coming from behind Trump, now, you know, and like they wouldn't have missed.

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I mean.

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Mean he was like pegged In the bottom of the fucking stage, like it was a you know, like you wouldn't have missed.

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You know, you would think I'm just saying.

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It's probably a friendly like good Fire or could it be A diversion Thing to make it look Like one shooter shot Because nothing for nothing he Got.

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Yeah, if you listen to the shots, he got three shots off Before anyone moved.

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Quick, yeah, and then you heard a bunch and those were all Fucking snipers.

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That was all Taking him out.

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What type of gun Did he use?

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I believe.

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I'm not sure.

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I believe he took One of his father's AR-15.

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Alright, so an AR-15 Semi-auto that just doesn't see?

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That alone sounds stupid.

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Why would you take an ar-15?

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if that's all, that's all you get your hands on yeah, man, it's just not happening.

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Why, I mean?

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why would you not occupy that rooftop?

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I mean, there's so like can we get into all the failures of this.

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What happened?

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You know?

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like can we start there I'm gonna let's keep talking.

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I want to find because that's where I, that's where my they comes into it, because like that that doesn't happen.

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I want to find video of that, of the two women and that gentleman pointing out the shooter and just showing we told for half hour he right on that roof yeah, they had him in the site.

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I mean the guy got.

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The one dude got fired right yes, supposedly you know, for taking the shot, he was told to stand down right, like that's, that's, didn't that like real news, like we could say that, right, it's a real thing now.

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Right, I believe so, not just it just like happened today.

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You know it's real news.

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Oh, you know, sweaty news, it's not?

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It's nice to have something real every now and then, right?

00:21:02.346 --> 00:21:08.318
well, the thing that I don't find real is is what's her name as the fucking secret service?

00:21:09.827 --> 00:21:10.971
oh, they had a fucking secret.

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No, who's the?

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actress.

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Who's the fat actress?

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Melissa McCartney.

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She was at Fucking Trump's side Trying to holster the weapon 13 times To me, just watching Everything over and over again how it transitioned.

00:21:28.566 --> 00:21:31.295
It looks like a Benny Hill fucking skit Bro.

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Totally Like holy shit Pop a fist.

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It looks like a Benny Hill fucking skit.

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Totally, totally, like holy shit, pop a fist and then he runs off it.

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Literally it looked like a fucking Chinese fire drill.

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Oriental fire drill.

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So you don't offend Kevin, sorry.

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Nobody knew what the hell they were doing.

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It seemed like nothing was planned out properly what precautions to take and which way to go and the fact that one of the Secret Service agents took forever to fucking get on top of it.

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Which way do we go, George?

00:22:06.329 --> 00:22:07.053
Which way do we go?

00:22:07.053 --> 00:22:09.153
It's Scooby over here, you know.

00:22:09.565 --> 00:22:23.469
Well, you got to head, you know, like what they call it the dei fucking things like the diversity, inclusion and equity yeah, yeah, you know, like, isn't that like part of the problem, at least in in that fucking?

00:22:23.469 --> 00:22:28.818
So vocation you know like what's what's next?

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We're gonna have these bitches laying brick no, I want, uh, want what's-her-name.

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I want what's-her-name to be my secret service agent.

00:22:38.326 --> 00:22:40.076
But you know, I want Kate.

00:22:40.096 --> 00:22:41.424
Beckinsale as my secret service agent.

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I want fucking Wesley Snipes.

00:22:42.990 --> 00:22:43.894
Yeah, Blade.

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If Kate Beckinsale was my secret service agent, I'd have you guys shoot her.

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I have more faith in fucking Clint Eastwood.

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There would be no secret in her service if she was my agent?

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I just wanted her to jump on.

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She was my secret agent.

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My wife knows that's her.

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I would have more confidence with Clint Eastwood fucking guarding me Like he did in that fucking movie.

00:23:02.984 --> 00:23:06.393
Clint Eastwood now, or Clint Eastwood now, I'd take him now dude.

00:23:06.484 --> 00:23:09.387
I'd take him now over any of those fucking bitches that were on the video.

00:23:09.887 --> 00:23:11.869
Poor fucking guy looks like the Crypt Keeper.

00:23:12.471 --> 00:23:13.571
Like they were like holy shit.

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I think those are real bullets, you know.

00:23:15.394 --> 00:23:17.234
Like they had no idea, are they really?

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shooting.

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They had no idea what the fuck to do.

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Like, all right, sure, I mean you want to give me some women there, give me some ex-military women, you a gun.

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Aside from the women.

00:23:29.935 --> 00:23:32.878
You know like pretty hot and toss you around and beat you up.

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You know, like if you're going to have to hire a woman in that position, like shouldn't it be have been a cop, or like just something you know like.

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I don't even know.

00:23:41.558 --> 00:23:42.626
You need a Bridget Nielsen.

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That sounds like a Brigitte, brigitte, brigitte, yeah.

00:23:46.545 --> 00:23:48.905
Not from Rocky 4, but from Beverly Hills, cop 2.

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Yes, she Beverly.

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Hills, cop 2.

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Yes, she was hot, she was hot.

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Yes, she got her things done by then, yeah.

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Now she looks like a fucking sweet.

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Cheese.

00:24:03.788 --> 00:24:07.777
Brigitte, I wouldn't eat you.

00:24:07.797 --> 00:24:10.736
You've been, how are you?

00:24:10.736 --> 00:24:12.948
How many times?

00:24:13.108 --> 00:24:15.758
you've been eating, Brigitte.

00:24:15.758 --> 00:24:16.981
Oh wow, oh Huh.

00:24:18.165 --> 00:24:19.147
That's a lot.

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What's that number?

00:24:20.911 --> 00:24:24.817
Wow, that's higher than Ron Sandberg's batting average Was Ron.

00:24:24.817 --> 00:24:25.759
Sandberg in there.

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I know his bat was he had to get one up that hole.

00:24:31.775 --> 00:24:35.973
But then, as he was was in, he found Andre Dawson.

00:24:37.490 --> 00:24:38.233
He got lost.

00:24:38.233 --> 00:24:42.073
Andre Dawson was giving her a Denver omelet before he fell in.

00:24:50.337 --> 00:24:51.940
I don't even know which one I want to press.

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You got a throw up noise.

00:24:53.992 --> 00:25:04.411
You want to explain the Denver Omelette there, matty, I think you should put the visual up on for everyone to see.

00:25:04.411 --> 00:25:05.713
I can't do that.

00:25:05.713 --> 00:25:06.756
You're going to make them read it.

00:25:07.438 --> 00:25:07.999
Can't do that.

00:25:08.305 --> 00:25:09.608
Imprint it in their brains.

00:25:11.493 --> 00:25:12.115
What the fuck.

00:25:12.385 --> 00:25:13.411
Why don't you google it, people?

00:25:14.407 --> 00:25:26.299
denver omelet ah, don't, don't do it, don't do it it's just words, it's not or it's not like two girls one cup aka poo in the puss.

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When you sent that, I threw my phone down to the ground and I was like this is fucking and I'm thinking about, I'm like that could be so difficult.

00:25:32.799 --> 00:25:34.021
When you sent that, I threw my phone down to the ground.

00:25:34.021 --> 00:25:35.025
This is fucking hot and I'm thinking about it.

00:25:36.086 --> 00:25:37.571
I'm like that could be so difficult.

00:25:37.571 --> 00:25:37.853
Is that even?

00:25:37.873 --> 00:25:38.314
possible.

00:25:38.314 --> 00:25:43.009
Yeah, you need a chick who's like a wind tunnel.

00:25:43.009 --> 00:25:44.593
I mean, I'm sure you know a few of those from the strip club.

00:25:45.534 --> 00:25:45.974
Oh, I'm sorry.

00:25:45.974 --> 00:25:47.897
I didn't realize that you were just a flowered virgins.

00:25:47.897 --> 00:25:52.772
I feel like one of them.

00:25:52.772 --> 00:25:53.895
You need to be deflowered.

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Maybe Now, with this going on, right, people are just saying their shit, how Trump is overreacting because of the bandage on his ear.

00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:12.704
Listen, you got shot by a fucking bullet.

00:26:15.244 --> 00:26:17.970
I would probably put a fucking satellite of I'm surprised he didn't give himself a purple heart yet.

00:26:17.990 --> 00:26:22.576
Well, okay, as an american, how did you?

00:26:22.576 --> 00:26:25.847
Okay, let's, let's put biden and trump to the side.

00:26:25.847 --> 00:26:37.575
How did you feel when you saw how he reacted with the fist pump and said fight, fight, with blood all over his face?

00:26:37.575 --> 00:26:41.247
I got a hard on you.

00:26:41.247 --> 00:26:42.813
Want to speak into your mic and tell us that again.

00:26:46.326 --> 00:26:47.491
I said I got a hard on.

00:26:47.785 --> 00:26:50.214
Should have played the breaking news music Fist pump.

00:26:50.214 --> 00:26:52.805
Yeah, dude, it's not breaking news Trump 2024.

00:26:52.924 --> 00:26:55.930
I get those shits every day man, I just gotta take care of them myself.

00:26:56.712 --> 00:27:10.444
So so it brings me to this, and I don't know if this is an extreme way of saying this, so we were talking about it.

00:27:10.444 --> 00:27:11.470
What are the?

00:27:11.470 --> 00:27:23.515
Does that fall into the top five photos of american history ever, ever?

00:27:23.515 --> 00:27:38.773
Absolutely all right, if you were to choose what would be number one so choose what would be number one.

00:27:38.794 --> 00:27:39.615
So like does iwo jima count?

00:27:39.615 --> 00:27:41.837
Definitely right like.

00:27:41.837 --> 00:27:44.886
Does it have to be in america or just american?

00:27:44.886 --> 00:27:49.309
Related american related right um 9-11, 9-11, like when I think of photos.

00:27:49.309 --> 00:27:56.127
I think of like iwo jima, like 9-11, 9-11, like when I think of photos, I think of like Iwo Jima 9-11 9-11.

00:27:56.189 --> 00:27:58.531
I think of Like the couple days.

00:27:58.769 --> 00:27:59.663
I think of that flag.

00:27:59.663 --> 00:28:00.855
Everybody was the flag.

00:28:00.855 --> 00:28:01.864
Yes, that flag.

00:28:01.864 --> 00:28:02.740
When?

00:28:02.800 --> 00:28:03.045
every.

00:28:03.125 --> 00:28:06.972
Like the whole country was together, yeah, everybody waving American flags and shit like.

00:28:07.066 --> 00:28:11.084
I'm getting chills talking about it, but there's that Iwo Jima, like moment that happened with 9-11?

00:28:11.125 --> 00:28:11.385
Yes, I think.

00:28:11.465 --> 00:28:12.992
Iwo Jima like moment with that happened and that's the picture I'd like.

00:28:12.992 --> 00:28:16.085
If you just take a snapshot photo like that's what I, that's what I think.

00:28:16.365 --> 00:28:21.794
I would think that would be my number one Um yeah, you got Muhammad Ali.

00:28:22.654 --> 00:28:24.377
Another good one the knockout.

00:28:24.377 --> 00:28:27.411
Um, let me see if I can find that.

00:28:27.411 --> 00:28:37.294
You got like those like dust bowl kids back in like the fucking thirties or whatever, when the fucking depression and shit was going on.

00:28:37.294 --> 00:28:41.749
Yeah, Like when the planes dried up and they had all them dust, storms, get those.

00:28:41.749 --> 00:28:43.855
But yeah, dude, it's, it's, it's fucking.

00:28:43.855 --> 00:28:48.105
You could not have like, you couldn't have gotten you couldn't have planned.

00:28:48.105 --> 00:28:55.288
You couldn't have gotten a bunch of people to try to make that happen and and have it look better.

00:28:55.650 --> 00:29:00.671
You know, oh, it was that's like okay, so it happens, right.

00:29:00.671 --> 00:29:11.470
And um, I see it and I'm like, oh my God, this is just, it's going to fuel the, not only fuel the country.

00:29:11.470 --> 00:29:13.593
It can feel the country in a in a negative way.

00:29:13.593 --> 00:29:15.511
It can fuel the country in a positive way.

00:29:16.547 --> 00:29:17.571
I was worried at first.

00:29:17.571 --> 00:29:20.233
Like that first day I was looking out the window like hmm.

00:29:20.684 --> 00:29:22.092
What you thought you were getting sniped out.

00:29:23.127 --> 00:29:26.292
I don't know, man, like something like that could have sparked something.

00:29:26.292 --> 00:29:36.429
Man, you know, like I feel like this country is so on edge with shit like that, you know could have sent, like I don't know, kentucky.

00:29:36.429 --> 00:29:43.228
We could unleash kentucky with that one, you know, I don't know um well, what do you think was gonna fucking like?

00:29:43.248 --> 00:30:00.138
colonel mustard was gonna fucking come out I don't know mustard in the suppository, yeah totally the book supposedly but this is the the image that kevin was talking about so much better.

00:30:00.659 --> 00:30:12.054
Yeah, showing photos and shit and that's really just like a follow-through from his punch, like he's not even like pumping a fist cash is clay right there that's it, it, cassius.

00:30:12.094 --> 00:30:14.349
Clay, and then is my name Cassius.

00:30:14.349 --> 00:30:15.326
I'm going to call him Cassius.

00:30:16.631 --> 00:30:19.377
What movie I don't know, ali.

00:30:22.486 --> 00:30:23.587
That's the obvious one.

00:30:27.699 --> 00:30:29.164
And then this is fucking.

00:30:29.164 --> 00:30:31.105
Where's the photo?

00:30:31.105 --> 00:30:32.230
Is this the original photo?

00:30:32.230 --> 00:30:36.705
No, the Iwo Jima.

00:30:36.705 --> 00:30:40.051
Oh my, oh my god see that's crazy.

00:30:40.051 --> 00:30:40.752
Yep, that's fucking.

00:30:40.792 --> 00:30:47.384
I gotta share that then you got the 9-11 flag take it easy.

00:30:47.605 --> 00:30:51.872
Still trying to share, iwo jima takes him minute.

00:30:53.493 --> 00:30:54.596
I just didn't want him to forget.

00:30:54.615 --> 00:30:58.967
There we go there you go See.

00:30:59.008 --> 00:30:59.891
I'm getting this down now.

00:30:59.891 --> 00:31:02.088
Yeah, seven minutes between pictures.

00:31:05.497 --> 00:31:05.817
I'm sorry.

00:31:05.817 --> 00:31:07.090
We were doing ink blots here.

00:31:07.090 --> 00:31:08.611
You're trying to figure this out.

00:31:08.611 --> 00:31:18.374
I would say this is probably the most iconic photo I think before it was on facebook in american history I would.

00:31:18.555 --> 00:31:21.782
I would say, yeah, there's not many photo photos.

00:31:22.163 --> 00:31:31.933
But you got photos and whatnot from the video of uh kennedy getting assassinated and seeing his head get blown off yeah, but those are or I don't know know.

00:31:31.973 --> 00:31:33.897
Ben said look up the burning monk.

00:31:36.532 --> 00:31:37.174
Was that a B&B?

00:31:37.174 --> 00:31:41.930
Sounds like the bougie.

00:31:41.930 --> 00:31:44.932
Connecticut people go to the burning monk.

00:31:44.932 --> 00:31:47.492
Is this like the burning man?

00:31:48.054 --> 00:31:48.414
I don't know.

00:31:50.798 --> 00:31:53.132
Oh, I know exactly what he's talking about.

00:31:53.132 --> 00:31:54.337
It's a monk that set himself on fire.

00:31:54.337 --> 00:31:54.779
I don't know what's.

00:31:54.779 --> 00:31:55.664
Oh, I know exactly what he's talking about.

00:31:57.828 --> 00:32:05.664
It's a monk that set himself on fire With lamp oil For a good cause, like the Egyptian magician, I think it was for Ukraine.

00:32:05.884 --> 00:32:07.724
I think it was for Ukraine.

00:32:09.449 --> 00:32:11.815
Nah, oh shit.

00:32:16.625 --> 00:32:18.848
I got a Ukraine tie-in to the to the assassination.

00:32:18.848 --> 00:32:20.653
Now the burning monk happened in the united states.

00:32:20.653 --> 00:32:24.480
Holy shit, oh no, he's burning shit.

00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:30.409
Oh there it is, was that at the, the old fucking monastery on 301?

00:32:30.409 --> 00:32:41.098
Holy shit really so like did he live I don't know, was he burnt?

00:32:41.480 --> 00:32:45.569
well, he kind of looked like he was uh or did he just light himself a fire and die?

00:32:45.569 --> 00:32:51.933
He kind of looked like he was, uh, you know, like floating on, uh, floating on some flames there yeah, no, I mean he, I mean he's on fire.

00:32:52.335 --> 00:32:53.718
He's definitely on fire.

00:32:54.525 --> 00:32:54.766
Okay.

00:32:54.766 --> 00:32:56.371
So what's the reason why the guy burned himself?

00:32:56.371 --> 00:32:58.036
It's got to be Ukraine.

00:32:58.036 --> 00:32:59.388
You can tell by the cars.

00:32:59.851 --> 00:33:02.711
Zelensky Fucking Zelensky again.

00:33:02.904 --> 00:33:05.053
Zelensky's in the background playing the piano with his dick.

00:33:05.053 --> 00:33:07.446
The comedian he was.

00:33:07.446 --> 00:33:11.335
What happened?

00:33:11.335 --> 00:33:13.098
What are you trying to do?

00:33:13.665 --> 00:33:15.854
Give us some more context here on the burning monk there.

00:33:15.924 --> 00:33:18.294
Yeah, I mean, you just throw it out there like snorkel.

00:33:19.045 --> 00:33:21.314
No, I was going to play a song about people on fire.

00:33:21.605 --> 00:33:22.971
You know, call in, explain yourself.

00:33:23.965 --> 00:33:25.270
A song about people on fire.

00:33:25.270 --> 00:33:28.032
Yeah, we didn't start the fire.

00:33:28.345 --> 00:33:29.569
I didn't think about that one, but yeah.

00:33:30.112 --> 00:33:33.213
Okay, what's the burning monk, ben, burning down the house?

00:33:33.213 --> 00:33:36.069
Have anything to do with Benoit balls and vibrating panties?

00:33:36.069 --> 00:33:39.838
Just wondering, all right, so.

00:33:41.025 --> 00:33:43.131
Protesting plant-based burgers.

00:33:44.655 --> 00:33:46.431
Wow Way back then huh.

00:33:47.185 --> 00:33:48.852
Dude, that looked like that was in the 50s.

00:33:49.693 --> 00:33:52.421
Right, there was like Daniel Sun's car there.

00:33:52.702 --> 00:33:54.288
Yeah, I saw Miyagi in the background.

00:33:54.288 --> 00:34:01.228
I don't know, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't put that up there in the top five.

00:34:01.228 --> 00:34:08.050
I don't even know what the fuck that's all about, and first of all, if it's for plant-based burgers you're not even in the top 20.

00:34:08.224 --> 00:34:10.967
Interesting photo, but not iconic.

00:34:11.449 --> 00:34:11.590
No.

00:34:12.846 --> 00:34:15.253
More of a what not to do Right.

00:34:16.335 --> 00:34:24.811
Yeah, don't burn yourself alive for any type of thing that's going on in this world, especially Ukraine, or plant-based burgers.

00:34:24.811 --> 00:34:30.476
Would you set yourself on fire for White Castle?

00:34:32.108 --> 00:34:34.164
Like my whole body, or just like a toe.

00:34:34.164 --> 00:34:40.764
I'm not even gonna lie to you like a half hour?

00:34:40.764 --> 00:34:43.744
Like I need a scenario too we talking like three in the morning.

00:34:45.269 --> 00:34:46.914
Getting out the club you get the crease.

00:34:46.914 --> 00:34:52.014
You stop at fucking White Castle you get the crease case, the only one sitting at this table.

00:34:51.972 --> 00:34:52.382
Who's gotten out of the club?

00:34:52.382 --> 00:34:52.811
You stop at fucking white castle.

00:34:52.811 --> 00:34:53.202
You get the craze case.

00:34:53.202 --> 00:35:02.730
The only one, the only one sitting at this table has gotten out of the club is pat yeah, yeah you never went to like dance clubs every once in a while.

00:35:02.730 --> 00:35:03.692
It wasn't my.

00:35:03.932 --> 00:35:08.666
Yeah, it wasn't my thing oh no, they were fun, man, oh yeah I gotta power.

00:35:08.706 --> 00:35:11.853
I gotta be saying the bar and power drink cost400 a night.

00:35:12.135 --> 00:35:13.257
You used to go to Twilo.

00:35:13.257 --> 00:35:14.985
You ever go to Twilo down in the city Twilo.

00:35:15.005 --> 00:35:17.554
Sound Factory Limelight Tunnel.

00:35:17.744 --> 00:35:19.090
The old meatpacking district?

00:35:19.090 --> 00:35:20.233
Yeah.

00:35:20.525 --> 00:35:21.505
Yeah, you liked the meatpacking district.

00:35:21.505 --> 00:35:22.684
Yeah, I set you up for that one.

00:35:22.684 --> 00:35:23.809
It's like every time I was there.

00:35:23.809 --> 00:35:26.606
That's where the clubs were.

00:35:26.606 --> 00:35:27.907
Man, you take certain things right.

00:35:27.907 --> 00:35:29.951
I guess you have to do what you have to do.

00:35:29.951 --> 00:35:31.452
It's me.

00:35:31.673 --> 00:35:33.155
Ecstasy.

00:35:33.215 --> 00:35:35.719
Let's get ready for the bass.

00:35:35.719 --> 00:35:40.773
Remember that one time this is me.

00:35:45.373 --> 00:35:46.978
Let's hope it's Ecstasy.

00:35:49.764 --> 00:35:51.510
I used to pull that trick all the time with the other drug dealers.

00:35:51.570 --> 00:36:05.769
I don't know what this is, but it ain't ecstasy, but it's pretty damn good too, kevin, you need to go to church and pray I do, but you won't let me in, it's me, jesus, I'll let you in.

00:36:06.331 --> 00:36:08.815
Well, yeah, give me some of that smoked brisket.

00:36:09.516 --> 00:36:10.297
I love it up there.

00:36:10.898 --> 00:36:17.572
It's great, everybody say I love you, my children.

00:36:17.572 --> 00:36:19.777
Hey, hi Hi, why am I stuck in a well?

00:36:21.606 --> 00:36:23.572
Hi, where'd everybody go?

00:36:23.572 --> 00:36:24.094
Hold on.

00:36:26.184 --> 00:36:26.967
Dawson Dawson Speaking of.

00:36:26.987 --> 00:36:38.931
Dawson you guys want Dawson's Creek Now, alright, what's the next thing we had on the On the list there, maddie?

00:36:38.931 --> 00:36:43.751
Oh well, here's the thing Now.

00:36:43.751 --> 00:36:48.804
There's so many extremes that can come out Of this whole assassination attempt.

00:36:48.804 --> 00:36:53.632
There's a lot of craziness, so, like I want to paint the picture here.

00:36:53.632 --> 00:37:16.059
First of all, I honestly believe we're in a simulation, because you couldn't have written that script any better, more perfect than what happened, and him throwing up the fist, blood all over the face with the nonsense that's been going on in this country.

00:37:16.125 --> 00:37:18.894
Is it inconceivable to say that he did it to himself?

00:37:20.726 --> 00:37:21.971
I don't know man.

00:37:23.166 --> 00:37:24.753
I've seen narcissists do worse.

00:37:25.485 --> 00:37:28.195
I mean, it really is just clip of the year, to be honest with you.

00:37:28.405 --> 00:37:30.472
Dude, it's clip of the year.

00:37:31.605 --> 00:37:32.150
Holy shit, dude, Dude.

00:37:32.150 --> 00:37:32.817
It's a clip of the year.

00:37:32.856 --> 00:37:33.342
Yeah, holy shit, dude.

00:37:34.445 --> 00:37:34.786
That's the.

00:37:34.786 --> 00:37:38.235
I mean if Evander Holyfield could go with Mike Tyson's bite mark in his ear.

00:37:38.235 --> 00:37:40.724
What's a little ear nut to trouble yeah?

00:37:40.746 --> 00:37:42.210
it's like chick stick scars, bro.

00:37:42.210 --> 00:37:42.813
Let it show.

00:37:42.813 --> 00:37:44.969
Did you see the 3D imagery?

00:37:44.989 --> 00:37:45.190
they had.

00:37:45.190 --> 00:37:46.253
Oh, he doesn't get it infected.

00:37:46.773 --> 00:37:54.797
Well, Get gangrene and be all over Bro you put basil trees in and fucking band-aid on the edge, just like if I was shaving my head and I nicked my ear.

00:37:54.918 --> 00:37:57.311
Excuse me, pat, you put a little Mercure Chrome on that.

00:37:57.371 --> 00:37:57.592
Mercure.

00:37:59.686 --> 00:38:05.612
Or you put one of them like gauges in the ear that them fucking weirdos have you know like the fucking circles the bar.

00:38:09.985 --> 00:38:11.552
Looks like Donald Trump just visited.

00:38:11.552 --> 00:38:12.054
Kenya.

00:38:12.054 --> 00:38:18.992
He's got those neck stretchers on too.

00:38:18.992 --> 00:38:20.235
Why do they have pleats in their lips?

00:38:21.007 --> 00:38:26.514
oh boy so here's John Gruden got in trouble for less than that.

00:38:26.514 --> 00:38:31.032
Here's my thing now it's true very

00:38:31.052 --> 00:38:37.300
good, very good very good, that means, it's true very good, very good man, you're very good.

00:38:37.322 --> 00:38:37.923
Um, that means, it's all better.

00:38:37.983 --> 00:38:45.887
So that's the all better button I don't care if who you're, who you're supporting whatever, whatever side you're on there.

00:38:45.887 --> 00:38:52.157
If trump loses the election, something's up.

00:38:52.597 --> 00:38:55.465
Yes, yes, yes.

00:38:55.505 --> 00:38:59.391
Something's up, because now you're seeing all the positive.

00:38:59.391 --> 00:39:03.978
What's crazy to me is all this positive stuff is on the news about Trump.

00:39:10.485 --> 00:39:12.351
And you hear the telltale end of the Democrats want to force fucking Biden out of office.

00:39:12.351 --> 00:39:14.159
Dude, that fist pump was a mic drop.

00:39:14.159 --> 00:39:15.824
Yeah, dude, that's really what it was.

00:39:15.824 --> 00:39:17.648
That was a fist pump when you felt the ecstasy kick in.

00:39:17.789 --> 00:39:19.313
It was like boom election over.

00:39:19.313 --> 00:39:23.693
Yeah, cut the nonsense, stop trying to fucking arrest me.

00:39:23.693 --> 00:39:25.833
The fucking brief hits, you know.

00:39:26.606 --> 00:39:31.056
He was throwing the Italian fist pumps with his ecstasy Fuck and then he says Fight, fight.

00:39:31.056 --> 00:39:32.458
Are you kidding me?

00:39:34.380 --> 00:39:37.161
And that's then, that's now being that's now Becoming like an anthem.

00:39:37.161 --> 00:39:40.085
You know, like they were doing it at the RNC oh yeah.

00:39:40.085 --> 00:39:40.929
Um.

00:39:41.954 --> 00:39:48.773
You know, I mean like people go up and like when they like clapping and stuff and like Fight, fight, fight fight, see Hulk.

00:39:48.773 --> 00:39:50.811
I didn't see that.

00:39:52.849 --> 00:39:54.376
Oh man, listen here, brother.

00:39:54.376 --> 00:40:09.766
He was up there doing his fucking spiel like the hulk hogan stuff and he fucking he's got like a black t-shirt on the trumpamaniacs he fucking rips his black t-shirt off to reveal the fucking trumpamania trump and vance you know trump.

00:40:09.766 --> 00:40:10.869
Yeah, like it was.

00:40:10.869 --> 00:40:16.648
Just like I want one, like I want a trumpamania shirt did you see?

00:40:16.769 --> 00:40:17.972
did you see the one with uh?

00:40:17.972 --> 00:40:20.797
He's giving it double guns on the back of his shirt.

00:40:20.885 --> 00:40:28.952
On the front says you missed oh my god, I'm actually, that's actually a great idea for a t-shirt they're, they're getting it's already a t-shirt.

00:40:28.952 --> 00:40:33.010
Yeah, they're making them up a million no, but like you can, you can do so much shit with that.

00:40:33.010 --> 00:40:35.677
You could do the john cena fucking hand thing with it.

00:40:35.717 --> 00:40:39.407
You could do fucking yeah, john cena sucks, he doesn't suck.

00:40:39.447 --> 00:40:41.393
Yeah, he's gay, he didn't win.

00:40:41.472 --> 00:40:47.512
He didn't win the fucking wrestling fucking uh, nobody likes them, like they're force feeding it's the kids love john's.

00:40:47.574 --> 00:40:51.230
Yeah, sure kids love them yeah, yeah, special.

00:40:52.934 --> 00:40:53.516
Kids love them.

00:40:53.516 --> 00:40:59.215
Yeah, special kids have a I'm not talking about retarded kids on this show.

00:40:59.545 --> 00:41:02.148
I'm just like quoting Shane Gillis you know he.

00:41:02.148 --> 00:41:04.135
Fucking Shane's great, you know.

00:41:04.545 --> 00:41:12.356
So, now my thinking is this I'm going to have more cheese If something does happen.

00:41:12.356 --> 00:41:16.914
Where, say, trump loses the election, we need to bunker down.

00:41:17.168 --> 00:41:18.224
People's heads are going to explode.

00:41:19.429 --> 00:41:22.190
We need to run to the woods and live.

00:41:22.887 --> 00:41:23.690
You need to have a plan.

00:41:24.347 --> 00:41:39.264
I'll say that, oh my god, the world will fucking end Because you have Crazy extreme Motherfuckers who support Trump will do fucking anything.

00:41:41.650 --> 00:41:45.992
Yeah, I could deal without those People yeah, a little too far right.

00:41:47.771 --> 00:41:50.632
I just don't understand why you know.

00:41:51.648 --> 00:41:57.557
A little too far, like I get it, but yeah yeah, don't like it's.

00:41:57.664 --> 00:42:04.438
It's to the point of now where it's it's literally, if people are not seeing what the hell's going on.

00:42:04.438 --> 00:42:14.106
And they were rooting on, uh, the shooter who fucking tried to kill him, saying that he's a bad shot and what you, you need you are.

00:42:14.106 --> 00:42:15.230
What's wrong with this country?

00:42:15.230 --> 00:42:17.996
Those people, oh, yeah, no for sure.

00:42:17.996 --> 00:42:21.291
And, honestly, you should go assassinate yourself.

00:42:21.411 --> 00:42:23.932
You're, you're probably still wearing a mask in your car by yourself.

00:42:23.932 --> 00:42:24.586
Everything you said.

00:42:24.586 --> 00:42:25.530
You shouldn't do what.

00:42:26.005 --> 00:42:27.088
Wishing death on people.

00:42:27.309 --> 00:42:29.335
Oh well, this is the.

00:42:29.335 --> 00:42:36.657
You just told a bunch of people to go off themselves.

00:42:36.657 --> 00:42:37.664
Yeah, yeah, I'm allowed to, because this is God.

00:42:40.356 --> 00:42:42.204
Then again it's a sin if you off yourself.

00:42:42.204 --> 00:42:46.266
Ha ha, ha Ha ha, ha, ha ha.

00:42:46.947 --> 00:42:58.375
So you know, I don't know if I'm anxious or worried or whatnot, but I still believe something worse is going to happen.

00:42:58.375 --> 00:42:59.494
Yeah Well, it's crazy.

00:42:59.494 --> 00:43:06.860
How many weeks ago did I say something crazy is going to happen and the assassination attempt happens and something crazier.

00:43:06.860 --> 00:43:11.842
I don't know if it's going to be with Trump Something's going to happen.

00:43:14.284 --> 00:43:15.516
You need to own a firearm and have it to go back.

00:43:15.536 --> 00:43:17.411
So you're going to have to like To go back.

00:43:17.452 --> 00:43:23.010
You're going to have to hone in on this ability to be a little more specific with things Like something's going to happen.

00:43:24.766 --> 00:43:25.771
Who am I Fucking Nostradamus?

00:43:26.271 --> 00:43:30.333
I don't know Like something with Trump again is going to happen.

00:43:30.333 --> 00:43:34.295
No, it's some like volcano or something you know.

00:43:34.505 --> 00:43:36.413
So our discussion, the other night.

00:43:36.545 --> 00:43:39.344
I certainly hope it's not going to make something that Kevin wants to off himself.

00:43:39.565 --> 00:43:41.068
Kevin has convinced me.

00:43:41.068 --> 00:43:46.378
The Rothschilds run the world, yeah.

00:43:47.625 --> 00:43:50.137
I mean them and a handful of other families.

00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:51.929
Yeah, elitist scumbags.

00:43:52.385 --> 00:43:54.909
I mean, it's their own world, it's not even elite dude, it's like All and a handful of other families.

00:43:54.909 --> 00:43:56.612
Yeah, elitist scumbag, it's their own world.

00:43:56.811 --> 00:43:58.815
It's not even elite dude, it's like so many levels above that.

00:43:58.815 --> 00:43:59.956
What do the Rothschilds have?

00:43:59.956 --> 00:44:04.268
Control of the money, the banks, what company?

00:44:04.407 --> 00:44:05.731
All of them BlackRock.

00:44:06.853 --> 00:44:10.452
All of them, all of them, I understand.

00:44:13.251 --> 00:44:13.878
BlackRock's an investment firm?

00:44:13.898 --> 00:44:19.824
yeah, right, sure it is well, I'm just saying, like it's not a person it's not a family, it's like a entity.

00:44:20.867 --> 00:44:39.068
They have 90 what 90% of the world's wealth on their books or something supporters is George Soros so them Vanguard and I forget the third one have starts with an M, have like 88% of the world's wealth control majority holdings of whatever.

00:44:39.369 --> 00:44:42.132
Alright, so then you have this kid who tried to assassinate him.

00:44:42.132 --> 00:44:43.469
He's in the commercial.

00:44:43.809 --> 00:44:45.275
Yep, he's in a Black Rock commercial.

00:44:47.697 --> 00:44:49.760
Okay, so we're going there.

00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:51.864
I'm just saying that's just fucking weird.

00:44:51.864 --> 00:44:54.192
Alright, so let's set a little pre-story here.

00:44:54.192 --> 00:44:57.311
Let's talk about the stock dump.

00:44:57.311 --> 00:45:02.536
We've all heard about the stock dump of Truth Social with the 12 million shares by that.

00:45:02.536 --> 00:45:07.780
I forget the name of the company I could find it in a minute if they want me to like disparage them.

00:45:08.025 --> 00:45:11.952
That's what good journalists do so.

00:45:13.054 --> 00:45:17.731
They do what's called a put option on Truth Social, which is they're betting it's going to fail.

00:45:17.731 --> 00:45:24.431
You know it's going to drop, and shit like that, like two days prior to the assassination, also with Rumble as well.

00:45:24.431 --> 00:45:31.898
And had the assassination been successful, it would have been worthless.

00:45:31.898 --> 00:45:37.827
Well, the Truth Social would have been worthless.

00:45:37.827 --> 00:45:39.110
Well, the the truth social would have been worthless.

00:45:39.110 --> 00:45:48.427
But those put options that were put on the stock, those 12 million shares, would have netted something over like it was close to a trillion dollars did nancy pelosi's husband have something to do with that?

00:45:48.746 --> 00:45:50.730
no, no, but just but.

00:45:50.730 --> 00:46:01.103
The major shareholders of said investment group are BlackRock, vanguard and whatever that other fucking one is that has.

00:46:01.563 --> 00:46:02.144
We'll call it the dark one.

00:46:02.967 --> 00:46:08.134
It's like the fat friend, it's like the fat girlfriend that they just keep around.

00:46:08.134 --> 00:46:11.630
That's part of the group and why do they keep them around Kev?

00:46:11.630 --> 00:46:16.771
Because you never know, you don't know, I don't know why.

00:46:16.771 --> 00:46:18.556
To make them all look skinnier.

00:46:18.556 --> 00:46:42.579
Ok, people move along, there's nothing to see here, like I don't know what girls do, but yeah, I mean, like you could pull out the thumbtacks and the yarn and and stuff and it's not like yeah, it's like the six degrees of kevin bacon, it's all gonna go to one place yeah, yeah, um.

00:46:42.985 --> 00:47:05.010
So it's just like I'm I'm not saying, I'm just saying it's a little fucking strange, you know so explain to me, explain to our listeners, what you were explaining to me about how this has been going on to fund, to fund wars all right, so like this, I wasn't prepared for this one um did you need notes or something?

00:47:05.090 --> 00:47:06.112
do you want?

00:47:06.152 --> 00:47:25.494
no, but, but he's gonna tackle it want to take a break and maybe get your cliff notes because, like it's tough, because I have to invoke a certain fucking historical figure, you know, and it's I don't want to, because you know it goes back to hitler, oh no but explain, explain even before hitler.

00:47:25.735 --> 00:47:33.434
You know that history world war one explain the the relationship between hitler and and the Rothschilds.

00:47:37.179 --> 00:47:42.074
I don't know, I wasn't ready for this dude, Like I can Zinger.

00:47:42.255 --> 00:47:42.775
Zinger.

00:47:42.775 --> 00:47:47.697
Now you told me that he wasn't a fan of the Rothschilds.

00:47:49.128 --> 00:47:50.891
He wasn't a fan of the Jewish bankers.

00:47:52.476 --> 00:47:55.592
I'm just context.

00:47:55.592 --> 00:47:56.514
Is anybody really?

00:47:58.324 --> 00:48:02.733
I don't know about the Oriental bankers, but you know.

00:48:04.137 --> 00:48:09.329
So yeah, there were controlling families.

00:48:09.329 --> 00:48:12.398
They controlled all the money in the world and three quarters of them got on a tight hand At the turn of the controlled.

00:48:12.418 --> 00:48:26.393
All the money in the world, you know, and three quarters at the turn of the century, the 18th, 1900s, you know, like it, they just, you know, you can probably even trace it back to fucking like da vinci and medieval time, whatever you know.

00:48:26.393 --> 00:48:53.257
Um, well, napoleon, there's a hand, napoleon too, like there's a handful of families that controlled the money in europe, um, and they ended up financing wars for certain countries, which then the countries owed them debt and stuff, and like that's really lo and behold, that's really how we got in our present like economic situation around the world really, where the us has like fucking trillions of debt.

00:48:53.746 --> 00:49:14.074
You know, like the all this debt is really like owed to these like a handful of people that run the banks, you know and they make most of their money by funding wars or giving money to countries for war yes, yes, they're financing wars.

00:49:14.074 --> 00:49:20.324
You know, that's been it since like fucking day one.

00:49:20.668 --> 00:49:44.577
I'm waiting for Vader and the evil emperor to come down now, because nobody's in charge except the elitist of elites, who have 88 of the world's wealth on the books and that's just like on the books, yeah you don't know, like, like the like.

00:49:44.677 --> 00:49:54.213
I'm speculating, but like those sort of people like I'm sure there's some other like finger of their fucking entity that fucking grabs something else.

00:49:54.213 --> 00:49:58.572
It's just fucking smoke and mirrors that we actually have choices.

00:49:59.346 --> 00:50:19.413
So that's why I think we live in a simulation and, regardless of what we try to do, we're never going to actually have our own choice in doing what we really want to do due to standards do we're never going to actually have our own choice in doing what we really want to do due to standards set forth?

00:50:21.387 --> 00:50:25.251
No, I told you you could be a ballerina dancer if you put the work in.

00:50:25.552 --> 00:50:25.733
What?

00:50:25.733 --> 00:50:27.487
Why would I do?

00:50:27.527 --> 00:50:33.690
that you could be all you can be you want me to be like a stripper.

00:50:33.690 --> 00:50:37.246
I mean that's taking an extra mile, magic Mike.

00:50:37.608 --> 00:50:39.353
XXXXXL.

00:50:39.353 --> 00:50:44.981
I'm singing XXS, but whatever, well, I was just thinking Triple.

00:50:45.262 --> 00:50:45.382
E.

00:50:45.724 --> 00:50:45.905
Yeah.

00:50:47.128 --> 00:50:48.273
With my banana hammock.

00:50:50.192 --> 00:50:52.728
And then there's only one triple E, and he's not here today.

00:50:52.728 --> 00:50:57.539
Um yeah, there's only one Triple E and he's not here today.

00:50:57.559 --> 00:50:58.802
Yeah, and then my favorite song comes on.

00:51:01.079 --> 00:51:02.911
Big shot, big shot.

00:51:05.795 --> 00:51:09.860
We're not doing that big shot With fucking pixie dust and Tom's dick Glitter.

00:51:09.860 --> 00:51:18.514
Whatever I you know, I believe November is.

00:51:20.070 --> 00:51:20.612
Election month.

00:51:21.588 --> 00:51:27.896
The election is going to be A telltale sign Of what's going to happen to this country moving forward.

00:51:28.077 --> 00:51:31.773
So okay, do you think the election is going to go smooth?

00:51:32.014 --> 00:51:36.972
No, that's something I could see happening.

00:51:38.768 --> 00:51:40.271
Okay, so who's going to run for?

00:51:40.552 --> 00:51:42.775
the Dems Not run Because it's not Biden.

00:51:43.077 --> 00:51:45.590
What if they Obviously right, Because he's got COVID?

00:51:46.284 --> 00:51:51.775
They set up something where there was an attack on the voting places and shit, shit like that.

00:51:52.106 --> 00:51:52.833
Oh, let's not talk.

00:51:52.833 --> 00:51:54.465
What about this CrowdStrike thing?

00:51:54.465 --> 00:51:58.333
What CrowdStrike the Microsoft CrowdStrike fucking thing.

00:52:00.067 --> 00:52:01.463
Oh, when the Microsoft went down.

00:52:01.605 --> 00:52:05.291
Like a couple days ago, where airlines were affected.

00:52:05.291 --> 00:52:18.405
So like there's fucking video of Trump talking about this fucking years ago CrowdStrike in Ukraine and the voting machines and the servers when he was talking about election fraud and all this kind of stuff.

00:52:19.106 --> 00:52:23.876
But like one server connected to everything he warned about this years ago.

00:52:23.876 --> 00:52:25.682
There was a thing on Fox and Friends that I guess on TikTok probably should have sent that to the group, like one server connected to everything he warned about this years ago.

00:52:25.682 --> 00:52:28.016
Um, there, there was a thing on Fox and friends that are like us all on Tik TOK.

00:52:28.016 --> 00:52:29.371
I probably should have sent that to the group.

00:52:29.545 --> 00:52:31.088
But it was a Nickelodeon Fox and friends.

00:52:32.130 --> 00:52:37.126
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, paw Patrol Right, oh, yes, right after pop blues, blues clues.

00:52:37.326 --> 00:52:37.907
Nick at night.

00:52:37.907 --> 00:52:39.489
That dude used to do ecstasy.

00:52:39.489 --> 00:52:53.152
He was warning of fucking crowd strike in the server and this and that and so that's what I'm saying, like I don't know man, like you're going to tell me uh, what was what?

00:52:53.152 --> 00:52:57.835
How many votes did he get last time for Biden 80.

00:52:57.856 --> 00:52:58.657
Ridiculous number.

00:52:59.284 --> 00:53:03.153
It wasn't like 80 million more than that 88, 88.

00:53:03.173 --> 00:53:06.851
Oh, like the total yeah oh, I don't remember

00:53:07.532 --> 00:53:19.260
you know, um, I could see like that's, when the world comes to an end is a fucking well emp like our world.

00:53:19.260 --> 00:53:22.692
Yeah, emp, strike over the United States during the election.

00:53:22.692 --> 00:53:25.498
What are you doing?

00:53:25.498 --> 00:53:29.990
I'm packing up Obi in my backpack and we're going to the woods.

00:53:29.990 --> 00:53:31.914
You're?

00:53:31.934 --> 00:53:32.215
taking.

00:53:32.295 --> 00:53:33.599
Obi yeah, I'm going to use him as bait.

00:53:33.599 --> 00:53:38.173
Just a little skin and bone, you know, nothing too crazy.

00:53:38.625 --> 00:53:39.911
He's going to duct tape him on a tree.

00:53:41.865 --> 00:53:43.110
Stick that in your mouth and shut up.

00:53:43.110 --> 00:53:44.389
He's going to hold you back, man.

00:53:45.190 --> 00:53:46.976
He doesn't have a good stamina, ah my stomach.

00:53:48.206 --> 00:53:50.454
Create a little space between you and whatever's chasing you.

00:53:51.086 --> 00:53:51.789
He gets hurt a lot.

00:53:53.849 --> 00:53:57.811
Well, what I could do is put a rope around my waist and tie it around him and I could just drag him.

00:53:57.811 --> 00:54:02.213
You know That'd be, you know, cool.

00:54:02.213 --> 00:54:05.010
Alright, I like your robe.

00:54:05.010 --> 00:54:07.717
It's cold out.

00:54:07.717 --> 00:54:08.297
Can I wear that?

00:54:08.297 --> 00:54:21.179
Thanks, I do believe the nation is, I don't know.

00:54:21.179 --> 00:54:35.483
Man, I really do hope that this kind of like push people together rather than further apart um you know, I don't feel like this is gonna push people further apart.

00:54:35.563 --> 00:54:46.014
If anything, there's gonna be like a sense of clarity okay you know, like and there may be some melding of views and acceptance of others and and stuff like that.

00:54:46.014 --> 00:54:49.880
But if it happens again, dude like I think fucking all pits are off, man.

00:54:50.101 --> 00:54:57.137
If he does become president, does he find the person who is in charge of the assassination attempt?

00:54:57.797 --> 00:55:05.277
um, if he's alive in the office for more than two years, yes, my answer is yes.

00:55:05.338 --> 00:55:05.878
Why two years?

00:55:06.304 --> 00:55:12.018
Because I think that's a fair enough time for whoever they are to you know who's they.

00:55:12.038 --> 00:55:13.985
Kev, I don't know man Like that's the thing.

00:55:14.005 --> 00:55:15.007
You keep on saying they.

00:55:15.728 --> 00:55:17.592
They them Really concerning Aliens.

00:55:19.936 --> 00:55:28.048
Maddie's balls, their pronouns are they them Bunch of gay people you never know, man.

00:55:28.952 --> 00:55:31.331
Flash mob Flash mob LBGTQ.

00:55:31.686 --> 00:55:35.876
But it's not like he's going to get sworn in and it's going to be like a quick sweep of the fucking.

00:55:36.476 --> 00:55:36.757
Okay.

00:55:37.525 --> 00:55:40.315
It's going to take a bit of time, so I'm figuring two years right.

00:55:40.831 --> 00:55:41.804
Maddie, tables are turned.

00:55:41.804 --> 00:55:47.657
If he wins the election, does the Democrats push for election fraud?

00:55:49.126 --> 00:55:50.592
I'm sure they're going to cry about something.

00:55:50.753 --> 00:55:51.929
Oh I don't see how they could.

00:55:52.786 --> 00:55:53.871
The only way I could see them.

00:55:53.871 --> 00:55:55.409
Not I don't see how they could.

00:55:55.409 --> 00:56:02.467
I didn't say they'd be successful Is the servers going down, because next thing you know, they'll be like oh, we got to declare martial law.

00:56:02.467 --> 00:56:06.516
Everybody to their houses, you're all dead.

00:56:09.891 --> 00:56:10.614
Here come the aliens.

00:56:10.614 --> 00:56:17.137
Well, something's going to happen, because the second Trump steps foot in that fucking White House.

00:56:17.137 --> 00:56:17.538
Fucking people.

00:56:17.538 --> 00:56:18.079
Tyrone's coming up.

00:56:18.079 --> 00:56:22.905
People are going to be getting thrown out of there.

00:56:22.905 --> 00:56:26.583
Well, that's I mean, is he?

00:56:26.583 --> 00:56:26.672
Do you think he's going to be Like?

00:56:26.672 --> 00:56:27.971
I literally think people are going to be getting pitched from the door of the White House to see how far on the lawn.

00:56:27.882 --> 00:56:29.376
They're going To Salem witch trials.

00:56:29.376 --> 00:56:37.273
Let's do that, let's tar and feather people, little senator tossing when is Beetlejuice when I need him.

00:56:37.273 --> 00:56:42.273
I need Beetlejuice and the Velcro bullseye Fucking throw him on it.

00:56:42.313 --> 00:56:43.054
It's going to be bad.

00:56:43.054 --> 00:56:44.657
He can't keep any of these fucks around.

00:56:44.856 --> 00:56:45.858
Well, here's the thing now.

00:56:45.858 --> 00:56:51.398
If he does become president again, do you think he's going to be vindictive because of everything that's going on?

00:56:51.398 --> 00:56:51.539
No, no.

00:56:51.742 --> 00:56:53.048
I don't think so at all.

00:56:53.048 --> 00:56:54.092
Oh, I think totally.

00:56:54.092 --> 00:57:00.867
I don't think vindictive is the right word I think like what would it be?

00:57:00.887 --> 00:57:01.929
What would be the right word then?

00:57:02.369 --> 00:57:03.130
Oriental.

00:57:03.190 --> 00:57:05.614
Because, vindictive.

00:57:05.675 --> 00:57:10.206
Would like insinuate some sort of like personal sort of thing, you know like.

00:57:10.226 --> 00:57:15.574
I think he's just going to like let the law take care of itself, and he's going to be like, yeah, you're all fucked.

00:57:16.588 --> 00:57:17.893
Well, now let me attack that a little bit.

00:57:17.893 --> 00:57:19.867
Let the law take care of itself.

00:57:19.927 --> 00:57:22.393
He's going to have to step in and do a lot of cleaning before he did that.

00:57:22.592 --> 00:57:27.648
I mean, the law has been fucking him, but he's been getting off from the Supreme Court Because he's not guilty.

00:57:27.648 --> 00:57:29.315
No, I know, I understand.

00:57:29.385 --> 00:57:36.547
You know like that's been the whole case since the impeachments, you know, since those attempts, you know like it's To tie in this.

00:57:37.509 --> 00:57:47.126
God forbid we say the word QAnon Can we say that I'm saying there goes our followers is.

00:57:47.126 --> 00:57:47.467
Is this the?

00:57:47.527 --> 00:57:52.119
I listen I don't, I don't believe in any of that shit anyway, so no, not yet is this, is this.

00:57:52.119 --> 00:57:52.862
What else do you need to?

00:57:54.128 --> 00:57:54.467
see, bro.

00:57:54.467 --> 00:57:59.418
Well, when he got up with the blood on his face, earshot off, and he survived in it.

00:57:59.418 --> 00:58:00.485
What about the guy that?

00:58:00.505 --> 00:58:01.246
predicted that.

00:58:01.246 --> 00:58:02.047
Did you see that?

00:58:02.047 --> 00:58:02.648
Oh my god.

00:58:02.648 --> 00:58:03.731
The guy that predicted that.

00:58:03.731 --> 00:58:04.672
Did you see that?

00:58:04.731 --> 00:58:08.097
Oh my God, the guy that had a premonition of that three months prior.

00:58:08.097 --> 00:58:08.577
Oh.

00:58:09.619 --> 00:58:15.914
Okay, let me find he even said he was going to get grazed in the ear at a rally in Pennsylvania.

00:58:15.914 --> 00:58:16.817
Is this Phil Collins?

00:58:16.817 --> 00:58:17.878
No, dude, no.

00:58:19.126 --> 00:58:22.833
This was a serious thing, Serious thing dude, serious thing.

00:58:25.728 --> 00:58:26.269
Hold on.

00:58:26.269 --> 00:58:44.090
That's probably the creepiest thing I've ever seen, except other than that because that was mad to get your tambourine pretty weird I'm gonna need, like, some timpani drums and some like a bass or something I don't know about bass, but turn that bucket over We'll be alright.

00:58:44.090 --> 00:58:50.641
Should I go up to get some spoons?

00:58:50.641 --> 00:58:53.969
Get me a jug.

00:58:55.869 --> 00:59:00.972
J-U-G Did you just say J-E-U-G.

00:59:01.815 --> 00:59:07.351
Jug, j-o-u-g, j-o-u-g Jug, jug, j-o-u-j Jug.

00:59:07.351 --> 00:59:08.875
Here it is.

00:59:12.159 --> 00:59:13.001
Oh, Kinger's watching.

00:59:13.001 --> 00:59:14.487
I thought he had typhoid or something.

00:59:14.809 --> 00:59:18.677
Listen to this 2010.

00:59:18.737 --> 00:59:20.568
Oh, this ain't it Fucking cocksuckers.

00:59:20.568 --> 00:59:21.731
That guy?

00:59:21.731 --> 00:59:22.773
Yeah, it's that guy.

00:59:22.773 --> 00:59:23.635
Where's the video, though?

00:59:24.666 --> 00:59:28.150
Because he literally said no play buttons.

00:59:31.898 --> 00:59:36.530
Go back it's fucking New York.

00:59:36.590 --> 00:59:37.072
I don't know.

00:59:37.585 --> 00:59:37.927
Why are?

00:59:37.947 --> 00:59:39.090
you watching foot porn.

00:59:39.311 --> 00:59:40.494
Right, like foot fetish.

00:59:40.514 --> 00:59:43.250
No, I don't touch this foot.

00:59:47.277 --> 00:59:49.751
Fucking close those shoes for Allison from now on.

00:59:52.490 --> 00:59:55.007
I'm sorry, Sorry for jerking off on your open shoe.

00:59:55.007 --> 01:00:01.170
Hi, no, stop when?

01:00:01.170 --> 01:00:02.045
Okay, where's the fucking?

01:00:02.045 --> 01:00:02.748
Oh, is this?

01:00:02.849 --> 01:00:10.637
You realize you're gonna have to blacklight this whole house at some pointointing on you listen like the old, um uh, patriots.

01:00:11.038 --> 01:00:12.567
You said you saw me as an old guy.

01:00:12.567 --> 01:00:15.496
Yeah, but it was not necessarily an old guy, it was.

01:00:15.496 --> 01:00:25.358
It was like an, a mantle of telling people in these old churches, like trying to reform america again, bringing back America, because the Lord told me.

01:00:25.358 --> 01:00:28.429
He said I am not done with America.

01:00:28.429 --> 01:00:33.199
He said there's going to be a new wave of patriotism coming out.

01:00:34.347 --> 01:00:39.516
And that's what I saw with Trump, and I saw a red wave coming out of Michigan.

01:00:39.516 --> 01:00:45.016
And then I saw Oklahoma and there was embers of people and they were all on um, these, these.

01:00:45.016 --> 01:00:54.074
They had torches all throughout oklahoma and they were raising up these torches that looked like fire and they were bringing a new patriotism upon the nation.

01:00:54.074 --> 01:01:03.018
And it was coming, it was being birthed and it just kept spreading like time out, so torches, new peach, so this sounds like a civil war to me.

01:01:03.909 --> 01:01:09.036
well, he forgot pitchforks and tars it sounds like some people meeting at night, you know, in a park.

01:01:10.527 --> 01:01:11.130
A rest stop.

01:01:11.485 --> 01:01:19.914
You know, bringing some things to the table, all throughout America, all throughout, and I saw Trump rising up and then I saw an attempt on his life.

01:01:19.914 --> 01:01:29.952
This bullet flew by his ear and it came so close to his head that it busted his drum eardrum and I saw um he was.

01:01:29.952 --> 01:01:34.677
He fell to his knees during this timeframe and he started worshiping the Lord.

01:01:34.677 --> 01:01:37.855
He got radically born again during this timeframe.

01:01:37.855 --> 01:01:39.650
I'm talking three months ago.

01:01:39.650 --> 01:01:44.175
We'll say he's saved now, but he becomes really on fire for Jesus.

01:01:44.175 --> 01:01:44.556
For what?

01:01:45.027 --> 01:01:50.172
It's interesting to say the least, right like three months ago obviously he had.

01:01:50.193 --> 01:01:54.965
He had, he had some money on this he was not placing puts.

01:01:54.965 --> 01:01:59.364
He's a gambler I could tell right now he's doing fucking fandle, that's what's in the?

01:01:59.364 --> 01:02:02.048
Over under on the assassination attempts that's jamie thereek.

01:02:02.048 --> 01:02:14.293
So three months ago, this guy literally says he has a vision of Trump being shot in a year, three months ago.

01:02:14.293 --> 01:02:17.389
This is not a simulation.

01:02:17.389 --> 01:02:18.894
You're telling me this is not a simulation.

01:02:20.650 --> 01:02:29.907
You probably know some of the fag Democrats and they gave him some insider information Inside of trading Dude, that's just Watch.

01:02:30.027 --> 01:02:33.650
now the Simpsons are going to make a fucking cartoon with that guy predicting what happened to fucking Trump.

01:02:33.650 --> 01:02:35.231
Well, you know what you have to do.

01:02:35.625 --> 01:02:37.773
You have to go back and watch the Simpsons now.

01:02:38.146 --> 01:02:38.813
Seven years prior.

01:02:38.813 --> 01:02:40.887
It's always seven years.

01:02:40.987 --> 01:02:42.047
Is that the no?

01:02:42.047 --> 01:02:43.731
Oh, I don't know I was just talking to you.

01:02:43.751 --> 01:02:44.311
They had the.

01:02:44.311 --> 01:02:46.054
What was the one they had before the?

01:02:46.715 --> 01:02:48.858
iPhone came out 30 years right.

01:02:49.358 --> 01:02:55.797
They had one for the iPhone, they had one for the iPod.

01:02:55.797 --> 01:02:58.693
These photos that are just fucking ridiculous.

01:02:58.693 --> 01:03:00.485
And the people are wearing the same fucking clothes.

01:03:00.485 --> 01:03:01.771
Yeah, simulation, bro.

01:03:01.771 --> 01:03:05.152
What else we got on that list, maddie?

01:03:06.550 --> 01:03:13.514
just about got it all right, so I got something else to add to the uh conspiracy nonsense of it all.

01:03:13.514 --> 01:03:14.697
Um.

01:03:14.697 --> 01:03:30.414
So zielinski uh met with the ceo from blackrock as to the rebuild of Ukraine and investment opportunities for BlackRock in the rebuild of Ukraine.

01:03:30.414 --> 01:03:33.550
Where did you read this?

01:03:33.550 --> 01:03:37.331
In a book?

01:03:37.331 --> 01:03:43.355
No, I've seen it on a few things.

01:03:43.355 --> 01:03:47.175
I didn't fucking write down where I fucking cited it from.

01:03:47.175 --> 01:03:50.273
I didn't think I was going to publish it here.

01:03:52.126 --> 01:03:55.556
It would just be good if it was like the Daily Planet.

01:03:56.708 --> 01:04:00.130
But yeah, I'm not bringing you fake news, man Fake news.

01:04:00.130 --> 01:04:04.777
What I bring you is fact 99% of the time.

01:04:06.684 --> 01:04:08.893
Every now and then have we kept track of this?

01:04:09.365 --> 01:04:12.530
All I have to say is, if there was real news out there, chip Clydesdale would find it.

01:04:12.644 --> 01:04:14.632
Chip Clydesdale would be riding bareback on a horse.

01:04:14.664 --> 01:04:16.190
Did I not bring you the fucking?

01:04:16.190 --> 01:04:17.795
Degrom shit Before it happened.

01:04:17.795 --> 01:04:20.289
I mean I hate to.

01:04:20.331 --> 01:04:21.213
That's called a curse.

01:04:22.309 --> 01:04:23.773
I hate to keep falling back on this.

01:04:23.773 --> 01:04:27.204
You didn't bring me, you mushed him, I didn't mush him Put him in the fucking bedroom.

01:04:27.204 --> 01:04:28.369
I brought you news.

01:04:28.369 --> 01:04:29.789
That wasn't news.

01:04:29.789 --> 01:04:30.492
It was news.

01:04:30.492 --> 01:04:33.402
I said he was having arm fucking fatigue and then you did this with your fingers.

01:04:33.402 --> 01:04:36.335
Afterwards, I said he was having arm fatigue.

01:04:36.335 --> 01:04:38.992
I think he had flowers in his hands to be honest with you.

01:04:39.193 --> 01:04:46.885
No, but yeah, which flowers?

01:04:46.885 --> 01:04:47.567
Flowers, the ones out there.

01:04:47.567 --> 01:04:48.469
Black rocks ones are still zelensky.

01:04:48.469 --> 01:04:48.949
Ukraine rebuild finance.

01:04:48.949 --> 01:04:50.012
Like that's not fucking, why wouldn't?

01:04:50.012 --> 01:04:50.373
Why would like.

01:04:50.373 --> 01:05:01.438
I'm just tying in in the whole fucking like everything man, like like black rock ukraine trump fucking.

01:05:01.438 --> 01:05:09.456
They don't want them, you know, like the whole fucking conspiracy scenario just well, I'm gonna be honest with you.

01:05:09.536 --> 01:05:14.190
I don't think they're called conspiracy theories anymore, because pretty much everything's fucking coming true.

01:05:14.190 --> 01:05:17.518
It is it's bonkers, it's bonkers.

01:05:18.820 --> 01:05:20.003
And so like?

01:05:20.003 --> 01:05:26.057
Were you ever a person that was like anti-conspiracy theory I would be like no, that's not true, that's not true.

01:05:26.324 --> 01:05:27.891
And then the more and more you like.

01:05:27.985 --> 01:05:29.449
Like where you're just like, oh, it's not true.

01:05:29.449 --> 01:05:30.992
Or were you like, stop it, it's not true.

01:05:30.992 --> 01:05:31.996
Yeah, I'd be like oh that's silly.

01:05:32.096 --> 01:05:40.619
That's silly Until you start doing research on your own and seeing shit and you, okay, over there, you want a doze off.

01:05:40.619 --> 01:05:44.820
Yeah, oh boy, 944,.

01:05:44.820 --> 01:05:45.902
Dude, do you get your meds?

01:05:45.902 --> 01:05:47.702
I want to make sure.

01:05:47.702 --> 01:05:51.574
Did you take your dick pill?

01:05:51.594 --> 01:05:52.096
Selenafil.

01:05:55.653 --> 01:05:56.679
Not before I come here.

01:05:56.679 --> 01:05:59.929
You sure do, you sure do I should have to pee.

01:05:59.929 --> 01:06:01.193
You don't want to do that when you have to pee.

01:06:01.193 --> 01:06:11.673
You don't want to be walking around with a hard-on and have to piss Because that sucks a little bit I mean you got to hold it down like a fucking diving board, but it's like a kickstand.

01:06:11.673 --> 01:06:15.605
Lean against the wall and push down like you're fucking.

01:06:15.605 --> 01:06:25.197
You're making the k the k am I the only one that knows that?

01:06:25.197 --> 01:06:27.612
So I kind of stick my front leg out too.

01:06:29.085 --> 01:06:30.371
Maddie makes a lower case K.

01:06:32.989 --> 01:06:34.052
Maddie makes poop in the puss.

01:06:35.007 --> 01:06:35.550
Sorry bud.

01:06:37.114 --> 01:06:42.898
Now, I don't know, I just it's.

01:06:42.898 --> 01:06:47.570
I think I'm kind of worried for the Future of the country.

01:06:47.570 --> 01:06:51.505
Is there going to be unity If Trump becomes president?

01:06:52.851 --> 01:06:55.914
No, I think there would be.

01:06:55.914 --> 01:06:57.731
Honestly, I think there would be.

01:06:57.731 --> 01:07:01.224
I think if he makes it to the election, yeah.

01:07:01.686 --> 01:07:06.235
Is there going to be torches and fire, like that guy explained and you're saying it's a good gathering at the town center, like they're fucking renting library books To the election?

01:07:06.235 --> 01:07:11.844
Yeah, is there going to be torches and fire, like that guy explained, and you're saying it's a good gathering at the town center, like they're fucking renting library books.

01:07:11.844 --> 01:07:13.010
I didn't see.

01:07:13.010 --> 01:07:13.764
It Sounded like militia like that.

01:07:13.824 --> 01:07:15.168
I didn't say it would be right away.

01:07:18.157 --> 01:07:24.096
Right, listen, if he loses, you know.

01:07:25.106 --> 01:07:29.894
If he loses, like there's nothing we can do about it Nothing we can do.

01:07:30.786 --> 01:07:32.092
Am I going to wish death upon Biden?

01:07:32.092 --> 01:07:35.072
No, he'll be dead two months into his next term.

01:07:35.373 --> 01:07:40.793
Like I don't, know man Like, who are they going to put in front?

01:07:42.336 --> 01:07:42.797
to beat him.

01:07:42.797 --> 01:07:47.612
I think Mr Belding from Mr Belding, yes, from Sav, mr Belding from Saved by the Bell.

01:07:49.480 --> 01:07:52.630
Really Wow, he's even off on his timing.

01:07:52.731 --> 01:07:54.324
Yeah, him and Zach Morris are supposed to be.

01:07:54.505 --> 01:07:55.429
Zach was supposed to be his.

01:07:56.565 --> 01:07:58.431
Yeah, Zach's going to be his VP.

01:07:58.431 --> 01:08:00.869
Speaking of which, who's this?

01:08:00.869 --> 01:08:01.713
Jd Vance, bro.

01:08:01.713 --> 01:08:04.012
He sounds like a baseball player in the minor leagues.

01:08:09.625 --> 01:08:10.467
I don't know know like does it matter?

01:08:10.467 --> 01:08:11.853
I think he was it kind of does why I think he was the.

01:08:11.873 --> 01:08:12.034
Uh why?

01:08:12.034 --> 01:08:12.556
Because he breaks it.

01:08:12.556 --> 01:08:16.990
He breaks a tie in the senate like bull durham dude, that's the baseball all-stars, bro, that's the only thing he does is break a tie in the senate.

01:08:16.990 --> 01:08:29.039
Man, you know, yeah, but like this is one job, he got one job, but you gotta have a fucking competent, fucking competent person who is going to be VP as well, kamala.

01:08:29.079 --> 01:08:29.300
Harris.

01:08:29.505 --> 01:08:32.295
Kamala, she's not in the fucking news, dude.

01:08:32.295 --> 01:08:35.632
They put her in the closet with Aunt Jemima.

01:08:35.632 --> 01:08:37.398
Everything else they've canceled.

01:08:37.565 --> 01:08:38.944
Dude, she's in like the Andromeda.

01:08:39.185 --> 01:08:39.488
Oh my.

01:08:39.689 --> 01:08:41.430
God, like she is fucking out there.

01:08:41.711 --> 01:08:42.412
Yeah, holy shit.

01:08:42.412 --> 01:08:46.128
Come on, sit down, let's figure out how to talk Like a cackling hen.

01:08:46.248 --> 01:08:46.770
You ever see?

01:08:46.770 --> 01:08:47.654
You ever see one of them?

01:08:47.654 --> 01:08:49.545
Montages of her word salads.

01:08:49.545 --> 01:08:52.658
Oh my god, those, those are great people.

01:08:52.860 --> 01:08:57.784
Yeah, it's like Look that shit up, she's spelling words Kamala Harris, word salad, alphabet cereal.

01:08:58.208 --> 01:08:59.259
Fucking montage.

01:08:59.259 --> 01:08:59.904
What's that saying?

01:08:59.904 --> 01:09:01.588
What's that say in my bowl?

01:09:01.588 --> 01:09:03.032
It's so great, it's so great.

01:09:03.372 --> 01:09:08.292
She's trying to spell words with her fucking alphabet cereal and it's just not working out too well.

01:09:08.292 --> 01:09:12.113
But I want to like I know nothing about the dude.

01:09:12.113 --> 01:09:12.956
Then again, I don't fucking.

01:09:13.385 --> 01:09:15.069
You know, maybe that's a good thing man.

01:09:15.451 --> 01:09:28.309
You know, like I don't know, because that could throw like how Dude, all All he does is next, you know you're gonna hear jd vance banging you know, 14 hookers doing lines of coke, whatever, and be like hunter did it.

01:09:28.309 --> 01:09:44.850
Well, yeah, I mean, and he banged underage orientals oh boy uh-huh, indians and taiwanese south african, maybe polynesians, maybe burning monks.

01:09:44.871 --> 01:09:51.854
I think he had sex with the burning south africans was a stretch yeah, I know, because they're a very racist country down there.

01:09:51.894 --> 01:09:54.509
Years ago, I think they still are, aren't they?

01:09:54.949 --> 01:10:02.547
so if okay, okay, if you come here from from south africa, are you considered african-american?

01:10:02.547 --> 01:10:05.414
Yes, if you're white it's what if you're white?

01:10:05.414 --> 01:10:12.515
But it's africa right, so africa yeah, okay, what's going on with him?

01:10:12.515 --> 01:10:13.377
All right.

01:10:13.377 --> 01:10:21.457
All right, because I already know where you were going to kevin jesus what well are you okay, dude?

01:10:21.497 --> 01:10:24.551
I don't know if he's okay how much have you drank, do you?

01:10:24.551 --> 01:10:25.493
You get roofied man.

01:10:25.493 --> 01:10:26.596
Seriously Like what happened.

01:10:26.596 --> 01:10:29.038
Oh, I put fucking GHB in his drink.

01:10:29.038 --> 01:10:31.247
Oh shit, so we're going to gang rape him tonight.

01:10:31.247 --> 01:10:34.877
Oh shit, assassinate.

01:10:34.877 --> 01:10:37.756
Your ass is getting assassinated.

01:10:39.007 --> 01:10:40.059
Good thing he wore black.

01:10:40.523 --> 01:10:43.033
Yeah, just make sure I don't see you when the lights are off.

01:10:43.033 --> 01:10:47.262
Yeah, just make sure I don't see you when the lights are off, are you okay?

01:10:47.283 --> 01:10:49.539
He's not I don't think he is.

01:10:49.539 --> 01:10:57.511
I don't know, dude, we got an olive left, maybe like a cracker yeah you're doing the good old weeble wobble.

01:10:57.692 --> 01:10:58.274
Doing a nod.

01:10:59.751 --> 01:11:02.913
It's more of a lean, I don't know man.

01:11:04.270 --> 01:11:04.853
You're doing that.

01:11:04.853 --> 01:11:05.685
I'm honestly concerned.

01:11:05.645 --> 01:11:06.046
You know when you fall.

01:11:06.006 --> 01:11:10.987
I'm honestly concerned you know, when you fall asleep in a chair and your head goes back when you're like you do, one of those.

01:11:10.987 --> 01:11:16.881
You were doing that forward, oh yeah like a lot yeah, I mean

01:11:17.684 --> 01:11:22.345
it was awkward more than twice yeah you were going yeah, you were going up and down real quick and making fucking noises.

01:11:22.345 --> 01:11:24.890
So yeah, I don't know why it was weird.

01:11:24.890 --> 01:11:26.591
Then you grabbed the mic with two hands.

01:11:26.591 --> 01:11:27.373
It was really weird.

01:11:27.373 --> 01:11:29.476
It got really weird.

01:11:29.476 --> 01:11:32.060
We tried to talk about other stuff.

01:11:35.265 --> 01:11:36.845
I had to mute you out when you were like I love my drink.

01:11:40.680 --> 01:11:40.840
Wow.

01:11:43.738 --> 01:11:47.554
Forecast is rain Forecast is rain Forecast.

01:11:47.595 --> 01:11:50.859
Is rain Started making this motion?

01:11:50.859 --> 01:11:52.389
I was like wake up, matty.

01:11:52.389 --> 01:11:54.154
You said you were dreaming you.

01:11:54.154 --> 01:11:57.367
Okay, I'm all right, all right, great.

01:11:57.367 --> 01:11:58.769
Was it the Magic Mike?

01:11:58.769 --> 01:12:00.971
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, xl comment.

01:12:00.971 --> 01:12:04.315
Or was it Pony when he played Pony?

01:12:09.324 --> 01:12:10.046
Oh man.

01:12:10.787 --> 01:12:12.311
He looks like a newborn child.

01:12:12.372 --> 01:12:13.193
Right yeah.

01:12:13.774 --> 01:12:15.077
Did you just go full retard on us?

01:12:16.864 --> 01:12:17.847
I think I might have.

01:12:18.047 --> 01:12:18.930
It's one thing you do.

01:12:18.930 --> 01:12:20.373
You don't go full retard.

01:12:20.373 --> 01:12:21.336
Oh my God.

01:12:21.336 --> 01:12:25.885
Just a dude playing another dude.

01:12:25.885 --> 01:12:26.996
You want to call it quits there, buddy?

01:12:26.996 --> 01:12:27.784
What about Campfire?

01:12:29.329 --> 01:12:29.832
Confessions.

01:12:30.453 --> 01:12:31.036
That sounds gay.

01:12:31.036 --> 01:12:37.475
I thought it was Campfire Chronicles.

01:12:37.475 --> 01:12:40.692
We're going to skip that again and do that next week.

01:12:40.692 --> 01:12:43.176
I think we're probably going to have to start sooner on a Saturday.

01:12:43.195 --> 01:12:44.277
I only got 14% on the phone.

01:12:44.277 --> 01:12:44.805
We're not going to make much of that after we download apps and shit.

01:12:44.805 --> 01:12:45.399
I think we're probably going to have to start sooner on a Saturday.

01:12:45.399 --> 01:12:45.912
I only got 14% on the phone.

01:12:45.912 --> 01:12:47.934
We're not going to make much of that after we download apps and shit.

01:12:48.555 --> 01:12:50.399
I mean, okay, that's fine.

01:12:50.399 --> 01:12:54.648
Well, you would have fell asleep and fallen into the fire.

01:12:55.229 --> 01:12:55.893
Well, that would have been worth.

01:12:56.065 --> 01:12:58.728
No Safety first, bro Safety first.

01:12:59.050 --> 01:13:01.252
Dude, I no, I don't want you to burn up man.

01:13:01.252 --> 01:13:03.494
I want you to burn up man, I want you to burn up.

01:13:03.614 --> 01:13:09.608
Dude, he would probably internally combust if he fell into a flame, and that's it.

01:13:09.608 --> 01:13:12.475
You'd rather go that quick than burn alive, yes or no?

01:13:12.475 --> 01:13:15.507
You're not wrong, he has so much gas in that belly.

01:13:15.507 --> 01:13:17.493
Second, he explodes like a fucking.

01:13:17.493 --> 01:13:24.418
It's like when they shoot the refrigerators in the desert.

01:13:24.418 --> 01:13:25.203
What you ever see, that shit.

01:13:25.203 --> 01:13:29.252
No, I don't know if it's propane tanks or something it's not a camera?

01:13:29.292 --> 01:13:30.354
It's not a camera.

01:13:30.354 --> 01:13:31.618
What does a refrigerator do?

01:13:31.618 --> 01:13:33.907
They shoot a refrigerator every day.

01:13:33.926 --> 01:13:36.435
This dude put a refrigerator hundreds of yards away.

01:13:36.435 --> 01:13:39.238
He had a sniper rifle Inside the refrigerator.

01:13:39.238 --> 01:13:39.925
He put this tank.

01:13:39.944 --> 01:13:41.672
Was it like a nuclear refrigerator?

01:13:42.365 --> 01:13:44.070
Okay, he put a tank in the refrigerator?

01:13:44.091 --> 01:13:54.587
Yeah, he put a tank in the refrigerator, shot through the refrigerator, it exploded and it fucking came all the way towards him, almost killed him and he was like hundreds of yards away.

01:13:54.929 --> 01:13:55.569
It was like this.

01:13:55.590 --> 01:13:57.654
It was like God did it.

01:13:58.837 --> 01:14:02.193
Was it me or physics, you know.

01:14:03.126 --> 01:14:04.409
Fuck physics, Kevin.

01:14:04.409 --> 01:14:07.706
It was me, Matty.

01:14:07.706 --> 01:14:09.953
That's why you're feeling so tired right now.

01:14:09.953 --> 01:14:15.115
I'm with that guy, I put a little GHB in your drink and I stirred it with my dick.

01:14:15.345 --> 01:14:16.988
Dude, have another olive, you'll be fine.

01:14:16.988 --> 01:14:19.354
An olive, you got olives.

01:14:19.354 --> 01:14:25.108
Yeah, dude, kalamala Pitted, oh sweet, why does that just?

01:14:25.108 --> 01:14:26.313
Spare no expense here.

01:14:30.525 --> 01:14:32.470
We just lost connection on the TV, but we're good.

01:14:32.470 --> 01:14:34.373
You know what we're going to call it quits.

01:14:34.373 --> 01:14:39.369
Um, hopefully, down the road, nobody else gets assassinated.

01:14:39.369 --> 01:14:49.135
Um, the only way they're going to take Trump out the way I see it now he's walking on the fucking cloud of God Is Jason Bourne comes in and kills him.

01:14:49.847 --> 01:14:51.845
I'm telling you, man, someone's going to poison that motherfucker.

01:14:52.591 --> 01:14:53.845
It's going to be Monica Lewinsky.

01:14:54.411 --> 01:14:59.216
It's going to be like the good old days Someone's going to have to try his food for him Before he eats anything Like Putin.

01:14:59.405 --> 01:14:59.828
Putin does.

01:15:01.167 --> 01:15:02.533
That motherfucker's still alive, isn't he?

01:15:04.199 --> 01:15:04.662
Dude, can you?

01:15:04.721 --> 01:15:15.632
I mean yeah, people been trying to kill him for a long time too right, it just shows you how dirty our government is with just everything.

01:15:16.105 --> 01:15:17.692
Filthy, it's disgusting.

01:15:18.045 --> 01:15:19.788
It's disgusting, I'd rather have um.

01:15:19.788 --> 01:15:24.899
Who would you rather have run in the country Grimace?

01:15:24.899 --> 01:15:30.895
He's been a good luck charm for the Mets, oh you know what I heard?

01:15:31.244 --> 01:15:31.565
Fucking.

01:15:31.565 --> 01:15:39.354
This is an amazing fucking thing that I heard In the Mets history of their franchise.

01:15:39.354 --> 01:15:42.273
They've only made the playoffs 10 times.

01:15:44.284 --> 01:15:45.661
And franchise history and franchise history 10 times.

01:15:45.661 --> 01:15:49.193
They've made the playoffs 10 times and franchise history and franchise history 10 times they've made the playoffs.

01:15:49.685 --> 01:15:54.117
They were always fucking second place behind the Braves in the fucking 90s, it's true.

01:15:54.117 --> 01:16:00.078
They would play the Braves in the National League or Division Series and always lose to the Braves.

01:16:00.386 --> 01:16:01.470
Maybe the early 90s.

01:16:01.470 --> 01:16:09.494
Later 90s Like the late 80s like the Mets were like a thing, yeah, until 88, when they fucking lost Howard Johnson.

01:16:10.246 --> 01:16:15.795
They got rid of everybody Early 90s, too much coke was going up everybody's nose Sounds fantastic.

01:16:16.447 --> 01:16:20.332
I just thought that that was amazing, like they've only made the playoffs 10 times.

01:16:20.332 --> 01:16:21.034
That's why I'm a fan.

01:16:21.164 --> 01:16:22.507
I'm a fan for the long shot.

01:16:22.507 --> 01:16:22.970
Yeah, I'm a fan.

01:16:22.970 --> 01:16:23.971
I'm a fan for the long shot.

01:16:23.971 --> 01:16:25.737
I'm never going to switch.

01:16:27.484 --> 01:16:29.390
You're a fan for people who hopefully feel sorry for you.

01:16:29.490 --> 01:16:30.293
Joe Biden.

01:16:30.293 --> 01:16:37.778
When he starts babbling I'm like poor guy, go get him Joe.

01:16:40.345 --> 01:16:41.492
Trying to make yourself feel better.

01:16:41.524 --> 01:16:42.569
You're as good as the Mets bro.

01:16:42.569 --> 01:16:48.643
I became a Mets fan when.

01:16:48.724 --> 01:16:49.246
George Dude.

01:16:49.246 --> 01:16:52.936
I'm just saying like the 10 times, that seems so ridiculous.

01:16:53.345 --> 01:16:55.512
And you wonder why most Mets fans are suicidal.

01:16:55.512 --> 01:16:55.814
Every year.

01:16:55.814 --> 01:16:58.493
It's the same fucking story over and over again.

01:16:59.407 --> 01:17:03.096
Do you see the guy that tried to get out of DWI because the Jets are so bad they make him drink.

01:17:03.096 --> 01:17:04.307
He's a lifelong Jets fan.

01:17:05.612 --> 01:17:06.052
Did it work?

01:17:06.052 --> 01:17:13.472
No, I bet you Kevin can get off that saying he's a Redskins fan Like you.

01:17:13.472 --> 01:17:13.734
Know what?

01:17:13.734 --> 01:17:16.177
Buddy, I feel your pain, get home.

01:17:16.417 --> 01:17:17.300
You know what the cop would say.

01:17:17.300 --> 01:17:18.765
They're not the Redskins anymore.

01:17:18.784 --> 01:17:19.386
Breath of the Lies.

01:17:19.386 --> 01:17:21.529
I don't care if you cross that double yellow 13 times.

01:17:21.730 --> 01:17:22.551
You know what I would say?

01:17:22.551 --> 01:17:24.856
They're always the Redskins Copper.

01:17:24.856 --> 01:17:27.810
Yeah, I'd throw that copper in too.

01:17:32.252 --> 01:17:34.637
What if they were called, like the Washington, Orientals?

01:17:35.546 --> 01:17:36.851
But they never have been.

01:17:36.851 --> 01:17:39.488
They've always been the Redskins and they had like chopsticks.

01:17:39.509 --> 01:17:40.733
And the Orientals are yellow.

01:17:40.733 --> 01:17:42.251
The Washington Portuguese.

01:17:42.324 --> 01:17:44.006
Chopsticks and sushi were their logo.

01:17:45.168 --> 01:17:45.229
Oh.

01:17:45.229 --> 01:17:46.951
I love sushi I had sushi the other night.

01:17:46.951 --> 01:17:48.273
Oh God, it was so good.

01:17:48.493 --> 01:17:49.173
What was his name?

01:17:49.194 --> 01:17:51.015
What Sushi?

01:17:51.015 --> 01:17:54.199
Yeah, hi, not, he she Me Sushi.

01:17:54.380 --> 01:17:55.001
Me Jesus Paul.

01:17:55.001 --> 01:18:00.992
I gave him some Not he sushi Sushi, I gave sushi on his.

01:18:03.856 --> 01:18:06.787
Get the wasabi, wasabi, wasabi.

01:18:08.412 --> 01:18:08.693
Wow.

01:18:09.113 --> 01:18:13.525
Sorry, All right, it's time to get the fuck off this shit.

01:18:13.525 --> 01:18:14.907
Do you want to do like a patriotic?

01:18:14.907 --> 01:18:17.868
You know, maybe no no.

01:18:18.009 --> 01:18:18.670
No.

01:18:19.369 --> 01:18:24.912
No, no, no, no Toby Keith, american fucking anthem thing.

01:18:26.134 --> 01:18:34.719
Or we can play the national anthem of the chick who sang it before the All-Star, before the Home Run Derby, because she sucked the one that went to rehab.

01:18:34.878 --> 01:18:36.140
That's more right up our alley.

01:18:37.100 --> 01:18:44.988
I love her posters like hi, y'all, you know what I do want to apologize because I was drunk last night.

01:18:45.007 --> 01:18:48.716
I mean honestly, like what a fucking PR move that is to be like shit.

01:18:48.716 --> 01:18:51.765
We're going to throw you in rehab for a week or two, yeah.

01:18:52.445 --> 01:18:58.176
Matter of fact, we're going to put you in yeah, you're going to go for the 72 hours, and then you can check yourself out.

01:18:58.265 --> 01:19:05.118
You get people feeling sorry for you and be like oh, then she's going to come back and sing a fucking amazing national anthem one day.

01:19:05.118 --> 01:19:09.591
You know like what a great move by her PR people.

01:19:09.591 --> 01:19:11.774
Ah, whatever.

01:19:12.435 --> 01:19:13.296
And it was terrible.

01:19:13.877 --> 01:19:15.198
It was bad, but I've heard worse.

01:19:15.198 --> 01:19:19.029
Can we you know, carl Lewis, that was worse, oh my God, that was bad.

01:19:19.385 --> 01:19:20.530
Like that was pretty bad.

01:19:20.725 --> 01:19:21.996
Roseanne Barr, that was worse.

01:19:22.164 --> 01:19:23.454
She grabbed her crotch and spit was pretty bad.

01:19:23.454 --> 01:19:24.078
Roseanne Barr, that was worse.

01:19:24.078 --> 01:19:24.824
She grabbed her crotch and spit.

01:19:25.485 --> 01:19:31.845
I had to give her credit on that, though there was a lot worse, but she just happens to be the forefront of worse.

01:19:32.845 --> 01:19:42.286
Yeah, I was like I don't even know who she is and she's telling everybody she's a drunk and all of her six fans were like oh, get better, see you next time.

01:19:42.286 --> 01:19:44.109
She just sucked, that's what it was.

01:19:44.109 --> 01:19:49.675
She didn't look drunk, she didn't sound drunk, Her fucking tone was off.

01:19:50.490 --> 01:19:55.967
I could probably go to rehab, bro, I could have farted the fucking national anthem Better than she sang it.

01:19:55.967 --> 01:19:58.274
Really, I've never even heard it.

01:19:58.645 --> 01:20:01.130
If I held in the gas a long time and squeezed out here and there.

01:20:01.130 --> 01:20:04.996
Yeah you could totally do that.

01:20:04.996 --> 01:20:09.591
I just sound like a retarded person doing that it's a lot of sphincter control all right before we go.

01:20:09.591 --> 01:20:13.650
What do you think about the new eminem album?

01:20:17.452 --> 01:20:23.806
I mean you know that they are who we thought they were to quote dennis green what.

01:20:23.806 --> 01:20:29.256
They are who we thought they were to quote Dennis Green what you follow me here?

01:20:29.256 --> 01:20:30.858
Yeah, I got you Like.

01:20:30.858 --> 01:20:31.979
They are who we thought they were.

01:20:35.301 --> 01:20:35.725
Explain Matty.

01:20:37.837 --> 01:20:38.682
Are you playing with a screw?

01:20:38.682 --> 01:20:40.684
It's a drill bit.

01:20:40.684 --> 01:21:28.162
What Is that?

01:21:28.162 --> 01:21:29.122
A secret soundbite Outro.

01:21:29.122 --> 01:21:29.481
Music.

01:21:29.481 --> 01:21:33.283
It's still better than anything else that's out there now.

01:21:33.283 --> 01:21:37.274
You know, Like anything I've heard in the past fucking ten years.

01:21:37.274 --> 01:21:39.873
Still better than any of that, you know.

01:21:43.666 --> 01:21:46.765
He's got one called Lucifer and one called theifer, so eloquently yeah, I was irrelevant.

01:21:46.765 --> 01:21:48.045
And one called the Antichrist.

01:21:48.145 --> 01:21:48.654
What the fuck?

01:21:48.654 --> 01:21:49.345
I started a celibate.

01:21:49.345 --> 01:21:51.632
Now there's travel inside the mind of a hater.

01:21:51.872 --> 01:21:52.173
Yeah, he's.

01:21:52.173 --> 01:21:53.851
This fucking album was great.

01:21:53.851 --> 01:21:55.953
It's coming out with another.

01:21:56.305 --> 01:22:03.273
Yeah, it's better than any of that nonsense, you hear, well, he did a, he did did one with Jelly.

01:22:03.313 --> 01:22:05.858
Roll he did like a version of Save Me with Jelly.

01:22:05.898 --> 01:22:06.057
Roll.

01:22:06.057 --> 01:22:06.618
Oh did he really.

01:22:07.845 --> 01:22:08.768
Listen to this shit.

01:22:11.694 --> 01:22:13.078
Daddy, daddy.

01:22:13.078 --> 01:22:16.122
This is actual footage of him and his daughter Come eat.

01:22:17.787 --> 01:22:19.783
I'm so tired, just come eat.

01:22:19.783 --> 01:22:21.670
May not be in there.

01:22:21.670 --> 01:22:29.113
I promise, stop, wake up, shut the door, somebody save me.

01:22:30.555 --> 01:22:32.439
I think it's great MacGyver's on right now.

01:22:32.439 --> 01:22:49.658
Sorry, sorry.

01:22:49.658 --> 01:22:51.060
Like why'd we shut it off?

01:22:51.060 --> 01:22:51.220
Man?

01:22:56.957 --> 01:22:57.759
Fucking MacGyver.

01:22:57.759 --> 01:22:59.412
You know what now?

01:23:00.889 --> 01:23:02.132
Just play the MacGyver theme.

01:23:02.132 --> 01:23:02.734
We'll call it a day.

01:23:02.734 --> 01:23:06.394
Sorry man, such a wrong time to bring up MacGyver theme.

01:23:06.394 --> 01:23:09.689
And call it a day, sorry man, such a wrong time to bring up MacGyver Dude.

01:23:09.689 --> 01:23:10.613
It was on, man.

01:23:11.708 --> 01:23:15.064
Hey, matty, can you give me that Pantyhose and battery acid?

01:23:15.064 --> 01:23:18.171
I'm also going to need a straw and some lube.

01:23:18.171 --> 01:23:19.770
I'm going to make a bomb.

01:23:19.770 --> 01:23:24.472
Yikes, this is the worst theme song of all time.

01:23:24.472 --> 01:23:25.314
This is so 80s.

01:23:25.314 --> 01:23:26.618
This is the worst theme song of all time.

01:23:28.021 --> 01:23:29.024
This is so 80s.

01:23:29.064 --> 01:23:38.635
This is terrible, t-i-d, t-i-d, yeah with me and Matty yeah.

01:23:41.025 --> 01:23:44.115
This is some fucking loser sitting in his mother's basement with a Casio.

01:23:44.765 --> 01:23:45.770
Ma the meatloaf.

01:23:46.444 --> 01:23:47.188
Or you could be a real.

01:23:47.188 --> 01:23:50.979
You got that on the board yet Uh no, I gotta get that, you gotta get that.

01:23:50.979 --> 01:23:54.868
Or it could be a 20-year-old pimply kid with an AR-15.

01:23:54.868 --> 01:23:55.909
Any one or the other?

01:23:56.630 --> 01:23:57.131
Pretty much.

01:23:57.131 --> 01:24:02.917
Yeah, I believe that kid would carry a Casio, much more as believable if he's carrying an AR-15.

01:24:02.936 --> 01:24:04.238
He did have a pocket protector.

01:24:06.020 --> 01:24:06.641
Is that all that was left?

01:24:06.641 --> 01:24:07.993
He said he him on it.

01:24:07.993 --> 01:24:09.784
Is that all that was left?

01:24:09.784 --> 01:24:10.787
Oh, he had pronouns.

01:24:11.409 --> 01:24:15.694
Motherfucker had pronouns Really, come on, I'm done.

01:24:16.345 --> 01:24:17.952
Found a business card right outside the body.

01:24:17.952 --> 01:24:20.011
It's a BlackRock card, no name on it.

01:24:20.011 --> 01:24:21.314
It's a little weird.

01:24:23.006 --> 01:24:28.524
There's a lot of weird man, a lot of weird going on in that whole Fucking scenario, man.

01:24:28.967 --> 01:24:31.587
Listen to the bird that sounded like it was Malfunctioning.

01:24:31.587 --> 01:24:34.211
This, this is the simulation we're living it.

01:24:34.211 --> 01:24:44.050
So, uh, we just want to thank you for Joining us on the Bulls Deep News Network and, uh, you got to see Our Chip Clydesdale pass Out on the fucking set.

01:24:44.050 --> 01:24:45.167
That's why he got fired.

01:24:45.186 --> 01:24:47.190
He was out late last night and you got to see our Chip Clydesdale pass out on the fucking set.

01:24:47.190 --> 01:24:47.671
That's why he got fired.

01:24:47.671 --> 01:24:48.252
He was out late last night.

01:24:48.292 --> 01:24:51.457
He was out late last night riding bareback on a horse and drinking scotch.

01:24:54.606 --> 01:24:55.990
He was hanging out with.

01:24:56.011 --> 01:24:56.251
Marv Albert.

01:24:56.251 --> 01:24:57.234
Biting asses, biting shit.

01:24:57.234 --> 01:25:04.301
Biting asses, that's all I'm saying yes, and it counts.

01:25:04.320 --> 01:25:04.721
Yes, yes.

01:25:05.447 --> 01:25:07.135
Marv Albert and Matt L Lauer.

01:25:07.135 --> 01:25:08.501
What was Matt Lauer's thing?

01:25:08.501 --> 01:25:09.345
He said he was somewhere.

01:25:09.345 --> 01:25:12.704
He lied about Something.

01:25:12.704 --> 01:25:15.965
He was banging people in his office.

01:25:15.965 --> 01:25:19.390
No, he lied about being involved In some story.

01:25:19.390 --> 01:25:22.434
Some stupid helicopter thing, I believe.

01:25:22.434 --> 01:25:22.996
I think it was.

01:25:23.587 --> 01:25:25.729
I don't even know it was bad.

01:25:25.729 --> 01:25:26.332
We hate him.

01:25:26.546 --> 01:25:28.493
Did anyone even listen to Matt Lauer to begin with?

01:25:29.734 --> 01:25:37.796
No, but I loved when Will Ferrell Kicked the shit out of him In what's that fucking dinosaur movie?

01:25:37.796 --> 01:25:38.278
Will Ferrell's in.

01:25:38.546 --> 01:25:39.149
Land of the Lost.

01:25:39.149 --> 01:25:41.978
Matt Lauer was in Land of the.

01:25:41.998 --> 01:25:42.078
Lost.

01:25:42.078 --> 01:25:43.069
Yeah, he was interviewing him.

01:25:43.069 --> 01:25:47.240
Will Ferrell's fucking uh what do you call it?

01:25:47.240 --> 01:25:52.085
Character, like wrote a book about being able to travel to the future.

01:25:52.085 --> 01:25:55.171
Okay, alright, and he just kept on.

01:25:55.171 --> 01:25:57.953
Matt Lauer just kept on making digs at him.

01:25:57.953 --> 01:25:59.109
I could have peed so bad.

01:25:59.109 --> 01:26:06.193
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on episode 100 and question mark.

01:26:06.193 --> 01:26:10.550
Question mark I'm going to keep going until Matty falls asleep.

01:26:10.609 --> 01:26:13.618
Play the music Play the music, take it deep bitches.

01:26:13.618 --> 01:26:14.226
Once again.

01:26:14.226 --> 01:26:15.470
You can go to our website.

01:26:15.470 --> 01:26:20.636
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01:26:20.636 --> 01:26:23.931
Matty sends his link to his OnlyFans.

01:26:23.931 --> 01:26:31.231
Big Bears, big bears, terrible Big bears who fall asleep in the woods.

01:26:32.506 --> 01:26:33.930
If a bear falls asleep in the woods, you should.

01:26:33.949 --> 01:26:34.731
Because he shit himself.

01:26:34.731 --> 01:26:40.552
Ah, Take it deep bitches Until next time.

01:26:40.552 --> 01:26:47.926
Take it deep next time.

01:26:47.926 --> 01:26:48.067
Bye.

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