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Fathers Day Special: Bear Hunt Banter, and Middle School Mayhem

Send us a Text Message. Ever wondered what happens when you mix a cowbell, a cymbal, and a tambourine with a dash of wild humor? Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs as we debut our band, featuring Kevin, Mattieand my...

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Season 5

Send us a Text Message.

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a cowbell, a cymbal, and a tambourine with a dash of wild humor? Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs as we debut our band, featuring Kevin, Mattieand myself, and navigate the hilarities of our musical mischief. From the peculiarities of copyright in music remixes to our adventures with a cat affectionately nicknamed Agent Wonton, this episode is packed with outrageous anecdotes. We also recount the highs and lows of a recent baseball game with all the misunderstandings and friendly jabs you'd expect.

Ever thought about wrapping a dog in bacon for a bear hunt? Neither did we, until now! Join us as we humorously debate the logistics of a live bear hunt, sharing laughs about mysterious forest noises and movie references from "Tropic Thunder" to "Tommy Boy." We mix in our thoughts on bands like R.E.M. and the relatable chores of hot tub maintenance. Plus, don't miss our sports commentary on the WNBA and NBA playoffs, where race and media attention take center stage, all delivered with our signature wit and humor.

What’s the wildest thing you got up to in middle school? We revisit our mischievous days with tales of fireworks, early puberty, and memorable teachers. Listen as we face our fears of spiders and snakes, reminisce about childhood competitions, and share the chaos of being sports parents. From nostalgic tug-of-war losses to humorous reflections on modern media narratives and societal shifts, this episode promises a blend of humor, thoughtful discussions, and genuine camaraderie. Get ready for an episode filled with laughs, memories, and unpredictable fun!

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Chapters

00:05 - Debuting Band, Baseball Banter, Cartoon Porn

10:10 - Bear Hunt Banter

23:51 - Father's Day Plans and Smoker Troubles

38:56 - Sports Banter and Commentary

44:07 - Media Narratives and Food Supply Crisis

53:29 - Fantasy Leagues and Movie Recommendations

01:05:45 - Liberal Causes and Tactical Messaging

01:12:00 - Cartoons, Soccer, and Father's Day

01:19:16 - Snake Trauma and Embarrassing Tug of War

01:34:58 - Childhood Memories and Snake Phobias

01:45:51 - Bus Ride Mischief With M80s

01:54:57 - Geese, Explosives, Tug of War

02:01:08 - Fathers Day Banter and Music

Transcript
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mine's up a lot higher than yours.

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Yeah, yeah, you'd like it loud, or you need a loud, I guess I like it loud all right speaking aloud even when you're by yourself lit.

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Whatever, let's get lit.

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Are you ready?

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I think it's time all right.

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So we're gonna, we're gonna debut our, our band.

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We got kevin on the cowbell, we got maddie on the fucking cymbals, the tambourine, and I'm on skin.

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We're doing skin as per se usual.

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Yes, all right, skin on skin, here we go.

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You ready for this?

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This is fucking great Debut Father's Day.

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Go.

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Don't you fuck this up, Kevin.

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Yeah.

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Let's see how long it takes before we get kicked off.

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Can we forget about the things?

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I said when I was drunk Did the lights go down.

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I didn't call you back.

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I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me.

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Please tell me, please tell me why.

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Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?

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And uh, Echoes of Eternity.

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Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.

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Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic that I'm sorry, what a way to start the holiday.

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There's nothing that tops that.

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I'm sorry, back with a bit juice.

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We were just coming back into the music too.

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There's nothing.

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His cowbell, that was phenomenal, I mean that was spot on, thank you.

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Thank you, appreciate that I've never seen anybody happier to play with a cowbell than I did.

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Number one rated cowbell player.

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We're going to have the number one rated cowboy bell song or episode on Good.

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Pods.

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More cowbell.

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Can we play that as long as we want, because we're redoing it really, yeah, why not Like there's no copyright thing there?

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No, I don't think so, even though you're playing the original song in the background.

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Nothing to see here.

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There's nothing going on.

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Probably can't put that on YouTube.

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No, no, definitely not we were just sampling it in our song.

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Maybe we cut that.

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Can we Send that out?

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In a 30-second clip and be like can you guys remix this?

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A little TikTok maybe?

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Yeah, I think we just started something we may have just started something.

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Yes, the dogs are throwing a hissy fit.

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That's what we started.

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Is that what's going on upstairs?

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Yeah, yeah.

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There's some action.

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Shit.

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You think it's a bear.

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I hope homeless rib is okay.

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Wanton.

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We're calling her Wonton.

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It floats off the tongue a little.

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Agent Wonton Is that the official name is Wonton.

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Well.

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Agent.

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Agent Wonton.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Father's Day special of the Take a Deep Show.

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Chinese spy.

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We have a Chinese spy in Camp Thunderson.

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I guess that's better than E6.

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What, who?

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I don't want to sound more like a baseball game today.

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Yeah, what happened?

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No, no good, I heard you had a day though.

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Well, I'm not going to lie to you.

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Were you hit by a pitch?

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I'm not going to lie to you.

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Kev Matty Farben had a good day at the plate today.

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Nice, nice.

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It's good to hear yeah.

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What did you do?

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We were two for four.

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We didn't have any strikeouts.

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We did not get hit by a pitch today.

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That hurt my on-base percentage a little bit.

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Yeah, it's usually every game he gets hit by a pitch.

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You had two hits in the game.

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I did have two hits in the game.

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yes, how many hits you got this year?

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Shut up, bitch.

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There it is.

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I mean bitch, oh my god.

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There it is.

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I mean, that was a great lead-in.

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That was fucking fantastic.

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Yeah, it was good timing.

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Fucking spot on.

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Yeah, we gotta get a couple more teammates to show up to the games and get people playing in the right positions.

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I almost had to go out to right field, for God's sake.

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Ooh, I'm just in the right positions.

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I almost had to go out to right field, for God's sake.

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I'm just trying to picture that.

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Poor Darren's like yeah, I got a little vertigo.

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Do you want to go out to the outfield?

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I'm like fuck no, shocker, fuck no.

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I don't want to go out to the outfield.

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The Shocker had some vertigo going.

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Yeah, you think it was from giving out too many Shockers.

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What was that little gesture?

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What?

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was that the shocker?

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His last name's Shocker, so I call him the Shocker.

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I don't care what that is.

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You don't know what the Shocker is.

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Are you fucking serious right now?

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What?

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Really, I don't know, maybe I'm lost.

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I don't know the international sign.

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International sign for the shocker Two in the pink, one in the pink.

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Okay, I just didn't know it was called that.

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I don't know, sorry man Apparently on the sexual cartoons he watches on Amazon Prime.

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He knows everything I wasn't watching.

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He just doesn't know the shocker.

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First of all, they don't discuss what the shocker is.

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What was that?

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cartoon.

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I don't know, dude, it's whatever you were watching.

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I was watching the boys and then the boys ended.

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There we go.

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The roommates are arguing again.

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No, the boys ended and then that came on.

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You watch boys, oh boy, it's a show that you don't like.

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You're like oh, I watched it after one season.

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It's actually a good show.

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Yeah, apparently.

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I should have kept watching it.

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You should have that shit was kind of interesting, Apparently in the credits there's pornographic cartoons.

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I'm not sure if it's the credits, I think it's a show.

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There's a show, dude, I don't know what the fuck was just on Amazon Prime, but some dude was banging some chick in a hot tub Spit roast.

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She wasn't spit roasted, okay.

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And then Are you familiar with that term?

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Yeah, just checking.

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All right, rotisserie, that's it Okay.

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Yeah, all right, if you want to think of it that way it's just making sure we're all the same, it rotisserie.

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That's it.

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Okay, yeah, all right if you want to think of it that way let's just make it sure we're all the same.

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It's a little weird so the wonder writer so much so this dude's banging this chick in a cartoon from behind and then ends up getting murdered and then there was what a way to go right and then there was that other one was she hot she looked like she was yeah, jessica Rabbit, hot, so we're talking then we're watching, then we're watching Jessica Rabbit.

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Hot is hot yep, just chasing viewers away with that one.

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No, what are you talking about?

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first of all, if you're a viewer and you're, and you're getting away from that with Jessica Rabbit you're gay.

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If you tune into us regularly and we're stalking cartoon porn, there's no reason for you to leave.

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Yeah, seriously, you know what you're in for when you're missing out.

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It's tough to pick up new viewers when that happens, but we'll suck it up.

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I'm sure we can get some furry viewers.

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We're going to put you in a panda suit.

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I'm down, furry fucking head, I'm down, dude, I'm down.

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Furry fucking head, I'm down.

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But then what happened with the guy and the chick?

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And then the next morning this girl turns into a cat.

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Yeah, she had a tail and whiskers and shit.

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And then she bent over a little seductively.

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Yeah, she said I've always wanted to be a pussy.

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When she did that, when she hunched- down.

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She arched Did you hear that?

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She said that yeah, that's, when I looked at you, I was like what?

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And you were like what was that?

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I didn't know, you didn't?

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I just went with the cartoon porn position she was in.

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She's like I always wanted to be a pussy.

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And she fucking arches her back like a cat is fucking.

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It's got funny then kind of got me hard.

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There's no more squiggly lines on the spice channel.

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No, it's just straight straight.

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Uh, this shit, this shit has got the chip cartoon porn all right.

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Do you remember that?

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did you access the so player porn?

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no, no, I swear lies.

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I swear to god on that did you see on your tv before when it, when he, he deleted what he was to search for stretched milfs anime kitty cats.

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Since there's a new cat in the house, I'm like kitty cat Might as well you know Now.

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Was there anything crazy that had happened to you at all this week?

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Kev.

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Are we talking about the outside adventure?

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Yeah, is that what we're talking about?

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That sounds a little.

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Was it like that?

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No.

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What about that?

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It kind of feels like it was that's close.

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We could hear it.

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We could hear it, but we can't see it.

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I hear what it ate yeah there was something in the woods.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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What do you think it was?

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I could have been a bear um uh, if, if you were, if you know, if you were to put money on it.

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I would say bear, yeah, why?

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Just the sounds it was making.

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And when it started to move at a more than gingerly pace through the woods, it sounded like it was coming through the woods, like it was charging.

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Not charging, but just you know it was walking with a purpose.

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Yeah, yeah, did you eat mushrooms?

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No, I wish I did, though what's going on here?

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No, I'm just thinking about the noise and I'm thinking about you, like how you're going to respond to that.

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I don't have PTSD, but I'm okay, I don't know, all right, so it didn't rape me.

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You were not spit-roasted by the animal in the woods.

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Sounds like he's going to town.

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That's actually just audio from Pat taking it.

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I had to go out and get that audio for myself.

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He was in full mount on me.

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Just to let you know the shit I do for the show.

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Have we officially decided which dog we're going to wrap in bacon and leave outside to see if it's a bear?

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I said, I got that chicken.

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We have a rotiss, that chicken oh.

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You know, we have a rotisserie chicken I mean, that doesn't sound like fun.

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Scout wrapped in bacon and fucking honey.

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That's a lot of bacon.

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Dude, have you been to the store lately?

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Yeah, it's expensive, fuck it, I'll buy the bacon.

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It's like 200 bucks worth of bacon.

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Yeah, I'll buy the bacon.

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It's like 200 bucks worth of bacon yeah, it'd fit that fat bitch.

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Totally worth it.

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That would look so funny.

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I could weave like a bacon vest.

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She'd be like what is on me?

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I smell delicious and I can't eat myself Hi.

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If you had a bacon vest on.

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Would you eat yourself?

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I think Gunner would like jump out of a second story window to get it scout with the bacon.

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Oh my God.

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That would be the worst experience ever.

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And then you just honey those two up and they'll end up.

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What is this?

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Uh oh, you getting a call, uh-oh.

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Are we getting a call?

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No, no, something my sister sent me.

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Oh, all right.

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Okay, what Awkward silence.

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No, we're good, we're good, all right, everything is all right.

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Yeah, yeah, just something I could bring up to the ex-wife.

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You're driving.

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That's weird.

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Moving on.

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Bear, no bear maybe a bear Something, but I was fucking, I was scared, I fucking, I ran in the house with with lit cigarette I want to throw this.

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I want to throw this out to the listeners.

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Would you guys be interested in a live facebook, live bear bear hunt?

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yeah, I mean, who's saying no to that?

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I don't know, I think.

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I think I think kev would say no to that.

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I gotta bring firearms if we're doing that.

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I'm just saying we can't do it here.

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You know, we could do it somewhere, just not like in my yard, alright, so we have to.

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That's awkward, considering that's where the bear was.

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Yeah, was.

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I don't want it to come back.

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You know who says it ever left.

00:14:00.904 --> 00:14:02.306
They travel.

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Maybe it's stalking you.

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A bunch of fucking gypsies.

00:14:08.323 --> 00:14:08.985
Well, they get around.

00:14:09.808 --> 00:14:10.510
The bear stood up.

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He put his belongings in a little red handkerchief.

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I'm out of here.

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Stick and left.

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He's walking on hind foot on the railroad tracks.

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Come on, hey boo-boo, let's go.

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You know, is this the fucking bear from the Jungle Book Boo?

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What's his name?

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I don't know.

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I don't think that was the bear Blue.

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He's stuttering Fuck.

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I got Bear necessities, yeah, I remember that Bear.

00:14:49.019 --> 00:14:54.527
Well, you're bringing back fucking Tropic Thunder, because I watched that again.

00:14:55.383 --> 00:14:59.827
That's such a great movie, I mean dude, just say it and get it out of the way.

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Just get it out of the way, satan's alley.

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No, I know what I want to say the winner of Beijing's prestigious crying monkey award.

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Those videos at the beginning of the right if you could maybe to Tom Cruise.

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To Tom Cruise phone call, that's always a class, yeah yes that is a good one.

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So was.

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Let's see, I know this is somewhere around.

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There it is.

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Oh wait, wait, we call Fleming.

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I work with retards.

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I work with retards.

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That's something about Mary I work with retards.

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I work with retards.

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That's something about Mary, I work with retards.

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Yeah, you know A little REM in there.

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So yeah, we work with retards.

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How do you feel about that?

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About the REM.

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It's a little weird man.

00:16:06.421 --> 00:16:08.547
Yeah, that whole thing was playing the whole time because I had the music on.

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I'm not a big REM fan.

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No, no.

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What about the one that's in Tommy Boy?

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It's the end of the world as we know it.

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I don't particularly care for that either?

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No, that was a funny part of the movie.

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That was a funny part of the movie.

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I just part of the movie.

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I just don't.

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I don't like the song, I don't like the band.

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Fuck those guys.

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Why is it gonna be fuck?

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Those guys because, why not?

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I don't know who's that.

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Was that you?

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That was not me.

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Oh, that was you.

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Why are you looking at me like so?

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Yes, fucking creepy, what's going on over there?

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So so tell us your, uh, your adventures today.

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My adventure.

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Yeah, with the hot tub I was changing the fucking water, cleaning the filters.

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Fucking had to go get some new stuff for yeah, can we make that any more bland?

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Um, so I spent 500 bucks at the, at the spa place, getting salt and fucking spit roasted.

00:17:03.811 --> 00:17:07.986
Yeah, certain chemicals and whatnot had to get the cartridges.

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Did you have to pay or were you able to trade in sexual favors?

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No, I had to pay.

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Jerk off a bear, or something.

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Oh, wow, wow, I don't know that one just came out.

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Wow, sorry.

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Trying to spice this up Right.

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Too much too fast.

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We got to get a hold of Bubba Joe.

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Yeah, we do, I hope he wins Whoever's watching on Tuesday at 8, it's the 18th, I know that.

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So on June 18th on Fox, I believe, at 8 pm the game show is.

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The game show is Beat Shazam Our very own, our very own, one of our number one fans, bubba Joe Mason is going to be on the show.

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So if you're out there and you're listening, you got to give it a watch.

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Yeah, just two of you just write it down okay.

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Just write it down.

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I'm pumped, pumped to watch.

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He's like an encyclopedia.

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No, that's what I Said.

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The same exact thing too.

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And then but there's people like that are probably Crazier than him with music and shit, maybe.

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And then I see the so called score that he posted Online.

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Now am I?

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I'm sitting there thinking does he do that purposely?

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Because he's down like 4,000 points.

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It's an Ali-like comeback and he come back and wins, but it's supposedly.

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Even though you're teamed up with somebody, it's still you against them, which is weird.

00:18:40.773 --> 00:18:44.400
Okay, so you're going against two other teams.

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Maybe it's the lowest point, total wins.

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No, I'm not familiar with it.

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Golf beat Shazam.

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He was 4,000 under par yeah.

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So listen, as much as that motherfucker knows.

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I hope he wins.

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I'm going to be rooting him on.

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After the show airs.

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After the show airs.

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After the show airs.

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We have to have him on.

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He'll be on.

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I got to hear what it was like to meet and hang out with Jamie Foxx.

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To high five Jamie Foxx.

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One of those photos.

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He was mid high five, so something good happened.

00:19:18.300 --> 00:19:19.305
Somebody cloned Tyrone.

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Was it Jamie Foxx or was it Jamie FOXX?

00:19:23.244 --> 00:19:25.347
Did it feel real, Joe?

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Was it like a robot?

00:19:26.569 --> 00:19:30.174
Was it FOX squared or Jamie Foxx?

00:19:32.059 --> 00:19:32.942
Which one?

00:19:32.961 --> 00:19:33.142
was it?

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It'd be awesome to be on a game show.

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Yeah, dude, I was almost on a game show not too long ago either.

00:19:37.730 --> 00:19:39.231
I don't even want to be on a game show anymore.

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All the good guys are retiring.

00:19:43.539 --> 00:19:44.853
Even Pat Sajak walked away from the Wheel of Fortune this week.

00:19:44.853 --> 00:19:45.499
Yeah, dude, how many 40 years.

00:19:45.519 --> 00:19:46.883
Yeah, I mean Vanna White.

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She's seen better days, but she's hanging around.

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Is she still any good looking or no?

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She's got to be 70 years old.

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She's probably a good piece of ass at 70, though.

00:19:59.362 --> 00:20:06.707
You know what, if we can get Pat Sajak on the show, we could ask why Are they banging?

00:20:06.707 --> 00:20:07.999
Well, there had to be a reason why she was on the show.

00:20:07.999 --> 00:20:09.403
Pat, this is back before.

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I don't know if you're talking to Pat Sajak or if you're talking to me.

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When you said it.

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I'm like is he doing that?

00:20:18.403 --> 00:20:23.929
Like he's acting like he's on the show or like he's on fucking Wheel of Fortune right now, like you buy a vial, pat?

00:20:23.929 --> 00:20:25.373
Yeah, you're like I don't know about that pat.

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I'm like who?

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Which?

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I mean she.

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I mean I probably bang her and she's 70.

00:20:35.140 --> 00:20:44.411
Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah you know you can't get the dust off.

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That's where your 55 gallon you can't get the dust off.

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That's where your 55-gallon drum of KYG that's what I'm diving in like a fucking minnow Right there, going through the crevice where Pat Sajak has bunkered in a few times.

00:20:58.575 --> 00:21:00.076
So many of Pat Sajak's kids die.

00:21:01.463 --> 00:21:02.298
How about Val?

00:21:02.298 --> 00:21:05.431
Oh, oh, oh.

00:21:06.938 --> 00:21:11.810
Oh, oh yeah, we can see that happening.

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You don't think so, god?

00:21:14.842 --> 00:21:17.226
We've only been on for 25 minutes and it feels like forever.

00:21:18.126 --> 00:21:19.209
Like what else are we ever talking about?

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Have a great weekend.

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Everyone.

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Happy Father's Day.

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I think we started out in Albuquerque.

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Quick play that song again.

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You guys want to go cowbell again?

00:21:28.125 --> 00:21:31.912
What if I did like a surprise song and then you guys have to ad-lib to it?

00:21:32.252 --> 00:21:32.794
Love cowbell.

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What do you think?

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You think you could do it.

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I don't know, I think you can, let's ad-lib.

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You're not going to know the song until I put it on.

00:21:47.976 --> 00:21:52.326
Oh, here we go, I got it.

00:21:52.346 --> 00:21:54.411
This is a good one, yeah, here we go, you ready, you better gear up, orbs.

00:21:55.980 --> 00:21:57.306
Orbs you ready, get your fucking, get your cowbell.

00:21:57.306 --> 00:21:59.923
Oh, so we're doing ad-libs, oh okay.

00:22:00.984 --> 00:22:04.210
All right, it's kind of like mad libs yeah, this one's a good one.

00:22:04.250 --> 00:22:04.790
This one's a good one.

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We just listen.

00:22:05.551 --> 00:22:16.546
We just listened to a little while ago I'll see you know, maybe I get a kick going here.

00:22:16.566 --> 00:22:16.967
What do you want?

00:22:16.987 --> 00:22:18.109
full percussion, all right, I got a drum set.

00:22:18.109 --> 00:22:19.952
Let's see how long we can play this before we get kicked.

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Off you ready, always ready.

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Off you ready.

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Always ready, I'm off, you're way off.

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I like that light little tone to it, matty, it's good.

00:23:08.512 --> 00:23:09.013
Maria.

00:23:09.013 --> 00:23:10.680
He went from cowbell to fish.

00:23:10.680 --> 00:23:11.785
He went to fish.

00:23:12.363 --> 00:23:13.165
He looked at the stick.

00:23:13.165 --> 00:23:17.832
I'm like this dude is on point today.

00:23:17.832 --> 00:23:24.480
Seriously, he's like fucking Dave Grohl on the drums over here Unbelievable.

00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:24.842
That was impressive.

00:23:24.842 --> 00:23:25.209
You were fucking way off.

00:23:25.150 --> 00:23:25.694
He's like fucking Dave.

00:23:25.635 --> 00:23:26.288
Grohl on the drums over here Unbelievable, with a lot less hair.

00:23:26.288 --> 00:23:27.557
Dude, that was impressive.

00:23:27.557 --> 00:23:27.759
That was impressive.

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You were fucking way off.

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I was I don't know if it was Kevin screwing you up because you were like he would go.

00:23:33.851 --> 00:23:34.352
And then you're like.

00:23:35.461 --> 00:23:37.885
I was like I can't, I couldn't fire, I couldn't fire.

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Amazing, absolutely amazing.

00:23:41.252 --> 00:23:47.442
Couldn't fire, sorry, my life.

00:23:47.442 --> 00:23:47.603
Alright.

00:23:47.603 --> 00:23:47.903
Next song.

00:23:47.903 --> 00:23:51.051
Next song I like this, I like this.

00:23:51.051 --> 00:23:54.104
Okay, here you go, let's see what you can do with this one.

00:23:56.711 --> 00:23:59.155
Yeah, nigga, I'm still fucking with you.

00:23:59.155 --> 00:24:06.441
Still waters run deep, still Snoop Dogg and DRA, nah, nah, nigga, guess who's back?

00:24:06.902 --> 00:24:16.930
Still, doing one, d still smoked all the drn.

00:24:16.930 --> 00:24:20.172
Ah, this is shit, dude.

00:24:20.172 --> 00:24:24.635
Can you imagine doing a remix on a rap song with a fucking cowbell and a tambourine?

00:24:24.635 --> 00:24:26.678
No, no, that was awesome.

00:24:26.678 --> 00:24:30.515
Kevin was spot on, spot on with that.

00:24:30.515 --> 00:24:30.936
Wow.

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Thanks, man.

00:24:32.121 --> 00:24:33.146
You're doing very good, kev.

00:24:33.146 --> 00:24:35.700
Never had so many compliments no On a show before.

00:24:35.700 --> 00:24:38.468
You're feeling good about yourself tonight.

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Don't fuck it up, don't you fuck it up now?

00:24:43.664 --> 00:24:48.410
All right, let's see.

00:24:48.410 --> 00:24:49.019
Uh, I need something.

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Uh, stop that would now.

00:25:00.727 --> 00:25:02.067
Are you seriously trying to do that right?

00:25:04.828 --> 00:25:05.088
now.

00:25:23.203 --> 00:25:24.970
Yeah, woo, woo, yeah Woo.

00:25:37.751 --> 00:25:41.192
This is what I'm talking about, all right.

00:25:44.568 --> 00:25:54.037
Yeah, because Kevin and Maddie want to know if they're black or white.

00:25:54.037 --> 00:25:55.140
Fucking great dude.

00:25:57.145 --> 00:25:58.450
I've never seen him so happy.

00:25:59.327 --> 00:26:00.539
It's in unison.

00:26:00.539 --> 00:26:04.144
He's fantastic on the tambourine and you're just You're like fucking Mozart over.

00:26:04.144 --> 00:26:09.266
Fantastic on the tambourine and you're just you're like fucking Mozart over here on the cowbell.

00:26:09.266 --> 00:26:12.008
Yeah, let me change this into a fish real quick.

00:26:12.008 --> 00:26:13.785
It's amazing.

00:26:13.785 --> 00:26:18.388
That's Cy Young material.

00:26:18.388 --> 00:26:20.762
Just thinking about it on the run, that was fantastic.

00:26:21.084 --> 00:26:22.067
Hang it up to tambourine.

00:26:22.519 --> 00:26:24.508
No, that was a perfect song too, that was a good one, yes.

00:26:24.508 --> 00:26:33.150
You guys are always wondering if you're black or white did you pull something all right.

00:26:33.190 --> 00:26:36.596
How about that story about my, my daughter's friend just learn?

00:26:36.737 --> 00:26:42.388
oh my god, dude, there's no fucking way wait till you hear this.

00:26:42.409 --> 00:26:44.212
I don't know the story now very interested.

00:26:44.212 --> 00:26:49.730
Right, wait, okay, because first of all, when, when lily told us, did you see his face, how his eyes lit up when you said that?

00:26:49.951 --> 00:26:56.313
it's an amazing story so lily tells us this story, right, her roommate, her, this is since freshman year okay.

00:26:56.313 --> 00:27:02.328
So when she, after she, told me this story, I sat there for like a minute.

00:27:02.328 --> 00:27:26.648
I'm like there's no way that this person did not know, so so her roommate at 20 20 years old yeah thinks no well, she finally realized that Michael Jackson is black because of South Park.

00:27:31.714 --> 00:27:40.718
Like she learned, michael Jackson was black, she thought South Park the whole time that Michael Jackson was white because they were making like black references.

00:27:40.718 --> 00:27:44.548
And she asked Lily like why is this funny?

00:27:45.564 --> 00:27:46.186
I don't get it.

00:27:46.186 --> 00:27:49.546
What Stop no?

00:27:52.265 --> 00:27:56.088
How crazy is that this is a generation we're leaving the world to.

00:27:56.661 --> 00:28:05.988
But I did make a point like, well, maybe, like she just never saw him black, maybe she only knew the ghost of I mean black-er.

00:28:06.619 --> 00:28:07.223
Yeah, I was trying to.

00:28:07.223 --> 00:28:13.205
Well, no, he started out black, oh yeah yeah, yeah, and that's what I was saying.

00:28:13.942 --> 00:28:17.307
How many people do you think are tying in the Jackson 5 and Michael Jackson?

00:28:18.701 --> 00:28:21.207
Nobody born after 87?

00:28:21.207 --> 00:28:21.207
.

00:28:22.041 --> 00:28:26.911
Or after 90, maybe Actually I would give it to the 2000.

00:28:26.911 --> 00:28:29.948
That might be.

00:28:29.948 --> 00:28:31.599
I think it might be pushing a little.

00:28:31.599 --> 00:28:33.185
That might be a little generous.

00:28:33.185 --> 00:28:35.221
Yeah, that's a little generous, okay.

00:28:35.221 --> 00:28:38.330
So if you're born to 1990, let's go there.

00:28:39.662 --> 00:28:40.686
Yeah, then you got to know.

00:28:40.980 --> 00:28:42.534
You got to know Michael Jackson.

00:28:42.534 --> 00:28:45.265
Jackson 5, little black kid, Tito Jermaine White, know.

00:28:45.265 --> 00:28:46.346
Yeah, you got to know Michael Jackson.

00:28:46.346 --> 00:28:49.133
Jackson 5, Little Black Kid Tito Jermaine White man, no Drugs.

00:28:50.759 --> 00:28:52.806
There's a child by the name of Blanket.

00:28:52.806 --> 00:28:56.865
What Didn't he name his kid, blanket?

00:28:56.865 --> 00:28:57.808
I don't know.

00:28:57.808 --> 00:29:00.586
Maybe I was watching South Park Drunk one night.

00:29:00.586 --> 00:29:00.968
I don't know.

00:29:01.140 --> 00:29:01.721
I think one kid's.

00:29:01.721 --> 00:29:05.070
Where the hell did you pull that out of Paris Isn't his name?

00:29:05.111 --> 00:29:06.704
Paris, the daughter's Paris.

00:29:06.704 --> 00:29:14.864
I would have swore to kids that we got to look that up, we got to get a device here Michael Jackson's children.

00:29:15.144 --> 00:29:16.107
Yeah, children's names.

00:29:16.489 --> 00:29:18.342
Okay, blanket.

00:29:18.342 --> 00:29:19.426
Is it really a blanket?

00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:20.762
I hope to God.

00:29:20.762 --> 00:29:21.365
It is now.

00:29:22.147 --> 00:29:22.849
Sticky blanket.

00:29:28.300 --> 00:29:31.520
Oh hey, it's not towel-y, this is my favorite child Sticky bun.

00:29:33.682 --> 00:29:46.013
Michael Jackson's Kids Paris, prince, bg Jackson.

00:29:46.013 --> 00:29:48.303
B-i-g-i B-I-G-I.

00:29:49.152 --> 00:29:50.490
Biggie, biggie Jackson.

00:29:52.652 --> 00:29:53.134
Started with a, b.

00:29:53.134 --> 00:29:55.332
I think it started out as blanket and they changed it.

00:29:55.332 --> 00:30:00.832
It's B-I-G-I, b-g, maybe, maybe.

00:30:01.548 --> 00:30:02.332
Who fucking knows.

00:30:02.332 --> 00:30:04.432
I'll tell you what His daughter's pretty hot.

00:30:04.432 --> 00:30:05.174
She's 26.

00:30:06.391 --> 00:30:06.874
She is now.

00:30:06.874 --> 00:30:08.351
Yeah, let's check this out.

00:30:10.205 --> 00:30:11.029
How'd she be so white?

00:30:12.285 --> 00:30:13.791
The mother was Debbie Rowe, wasn't it?

00:30:13.791 --> 00:30:18.056
Wow, dude you know a lot about Michael Jackson.

00:30:19.828 --> 00:30:20.891
She looks like she's Persian.

00:30:21.752 --> 00:30:25.150
Yeah, all right, she looks more Persian than me.

00:30:25.150 --> 00:30:27.074
I know Maybe she had some work done already Well, runs in the family.

00:30:27.074 --> 00:30:29.005
She looks more Persian, I know Maybe she had some work done already Well, runs in the family.

00:30:29.005 --> 00:30:30.186
She's probably born with work.

00:30:30.186 --> 00:30:32.210
Let's give her some work.

00:30:32.210 --> 00:30:34.614
Came out plastic, let's give you some work.

00:30:34.614 --> 00:30:37.698
Some wet work.

00:30:37.698 --> 00:30:38.759
Someone's pent up.

00:30:40.965 --> 00:30:41.789
Just a little bit.

00:30:41.789 --> 00:30:45.491
Just don't turn your back on me.

00:30:45.644 --> 00:30:48.611
Do you ever see Kevin sleeping on the couch you think about maybe for a minute?

00:30:49.051 --> 00:30:56.332
No, he's pretty drunk, he won't he did drink a lot of that bourbon.

00:30:56.846 --> 00:30:58.152
He won't even know.

00:30:58.152 --> 00:31:00.432
One quick lazing, no one will even know.

00:31:02.128 --> 00:31:04.516
I'm just gonna touch his nose with it.

00:31:04.516 --> 00:31:05.969
Shut the fuck up, dude.

00:31:06.009 --> 00:31:10.404
I'm just going to touch his nose with it.

00:31:10.404 --> 00:31:13.432
Shut the fuck up, dude.

00:31:13.432 --> 00:31:15.819
Yeah, you like that?

00:31:16.766 --> 00:31:21.394
Oh yeah, you like that, kevin.

00:31:21.394 --> 00:31:23.108
There it is.

00:31:23.108 --> 00:31:24.433
It's like from this is the End.

00:31:24.433 --> 00:31:26.536
Yep, I'm just going to touch your lips real quick.

00:31:26.556 --> 00:31:27.364
It's like from this is the end.

00:31:27.364 --> 00:31:33.041
Yep, I'm just going to touch your lips real quick.

00:31:33.041 --> 00:31:34.910
Yeah, you're too much.

00:31:34.910 --> 00:31:36.997
Bourbon, bitch, rum and war helmet.

00:31:38.172 --> 00:31:40.107
This will teach you Flop.

00:31:40.107 --> 00:31:42.015
We're like ping Ping.

00:31:46.605 --> 00:31:47.699
Oh God, that God's voice always comes in handy.

00:31:47.699 --> 00:31:48.184
It's phenomenal, oh god.

00:31:49.869 --> 00:31:51.315
That god's voice always comes in handy.

00:31:51.315 --> 00:31:52.444
It's phenomenal.

00:31:52.444 --> 00:31:53.750
Gotta love it.

00:31:53.750 --> 00:31:56.835
So what are we looking forward to on Father's Day?

00:31:58.089 --> 00:31:58.771
Is anyone doing?

00:31:58.813 --> 00:32:03.083
anything, I'm going to Oscars and Somers Shout out to Oscars.

00:32:03.083 --> 00:32:04.328
Really good Italian food.

00:32:04.348 --> 00:32:05.051
Going with the fam.

00:32:06.557 --> 00:32:07.204
Not the whole fam.

00:32:07.204 --> 00:32:11.374
Tommy and Ant are going to be down in Jersey for a lax tourney.

00:32:11.374 --> 00:32:20.451
So it's just me, ryan, nancy, trev, jack Haley, my mom and dad, nice, maybe Darlene, I don't know.

00:32:20.451 --> 00:32:24.089
Nice, great food dude Fucking meatballs like this.

00:32:24.089 --> 00:32:26.329
You know what I'm talking about.

00:32:26.329 --> 00:32:28.941
I do you know what I'm talking about?

00:32:28.941 --> 00:32:30.892
I do you know what I'm talking about?

00:32:30.892 --> 00:32:31.832
You doing anything?

00:32:31.832 --> 00:32:33.405
You want to go swimming in the Italian food?

00:32:33.989 --> 00:32:34.632
What am I doing?

00:32:34.632 --> 00:32:42.231
Let's see, I get to drive to Saugerties to watch my daughter's softball team get rocked and mercy ruled in two innings.

00:32:42.231 --> 00:32:47.749
Then I get to drive an hour and a half back home, where I'll be expected to cook my own dinner on the barbecue.

00:32:48.088 --> 00:32:52.174
Oh, okay, yeah, that does not sound like a good father's day.

00:32:52.414 --> 00:32:53.557
Oh yeah, and I have to run.

00:32:53.557 --> 00:32:54.698
Why don't you just like?

00:32:54.698 --> 00:32:56.681
And I have to run to Home Depot and get a pallet of flooring.

00:32:56.681 --> 00:33:03.087
Why don't you stick something in the smoker and then it's done when you get home?

00:33:03.087 --> 00:33:07.054
Because, Kevin, that would entail me knowing how to work the smoker and actually buying something to put in the smoker.

00:33:07.054 --> 00:33:08.296
You don't have pellets.

00:33:08.296 --> 00:33:09.518
I have pellets.

00:33:10.098 --> 00:33:10.839
Oh, you're talking meat.

00:33:11.105 --> 00:33:15.651
Yeah, I got to buy meat and I got to figure out how to work the fucking thing, because I haven't had fucking three.

00:33:15.651 --> 00:33:17.371
Actually, I don't even know where the book is.

00:33:18.424 --> 00:33:21.868
It's probably still like taped no, no, tied to it.

00:33:22.048 --> 00:33:22.950
Have you used it yet?

00:33:22.950 --> 00:33:27.954
No, I actually brought it inside because I wanted to read it, yeah, and then my house just went into fucking.

00:33:27.954 --> 00:33:29.615
So then all you got to do is search it online.

00:33:29.977 --> 00:33:31.538
Yeah, you can do it via fucking manual.

00:33:32.358 --> 00:33:33.200
Dude it can't be that hard.

00:33:33.200 --> 00:33:34.500
Have you used the smoker yet?

00:33:34.500 --> 00:33:35.122
No, I have not.

00:33:38.986 --> 00:33:41.709
I just put it together a couple of weeks ago.

00:33:41.729 --> 00:33:42.669
It's nice too, is it?

00:33:42.669 --> 00:33:43.450
Yeah, better than yours?

00:33:43.450 --> 00:33:44.490
Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.

00:33:44.891 --> 00:33:45.751
See mine's electric.

00:33:45.751 --> 00:33:51.236
I'm curious to see how that's all going to work Well it gets to rotate on the track.

00:33:51.655 --> 00:33:53.998
No, no, it doesn't have a rotating track, or?

00:33:54.038 --> 00:33:54.258
anything.

00:33:54.258 --> 00:33:55.799
It does not have a rotisserie on it.

00:33:56.500 --> 00:33:58.521
I think he spent like 20 grand on the smoker.

00:33:58.521 --> 00:34:02.996
Do they get that expensive with that?

00:34:02.996 --> 00:34:06.944
The one you got was probably $1,500, somewhere around there, right yeah?

00:34:06.964 --> 00:34:11.108
Like they're third and there's no there's no rotisserie now.

00:34:11.789 --> 00:34:12.871
You pay extra for that pet.

00:34:13.210 --> 00:34:13.931
How much extra for a?

00:34:13.972 --> 00:34:14.431
rotisserie.

00:34:14.972 --> 00:34:15.853
Well, it depends.

00:34:15.853 --> 00:34:17.876
You know, I would pay a lot.

00:34:17.916 --> 00:34:21.259
I would take like 10 grand from are you fucking kidding me For one of?

00:34:21.278 --> 00:34:23.942
those for like a that would have a rotating.

00:34:23.942 --> 00:34:26.389
Yeah, you can't do.

00:34:26.670 --> 00:34:33.130
That's crazy, you guys are idiots.

00:34:33.150 --> 00:34:37.737
Truth be told, I didn't buy it and I asked my wife why'd you spend that much money on this fucking thing?

00:34:37.737 --> 00:34:39.539
I want one.

00:34:41.248 --> 00:34:41.568
I want one.

00:34:41.568 --> 00:34:43.253
It's fun tending to it.

00:34:43.253 --> 00:34:44.456
You can use mine whenever you want.

00:34:44.456 --> 00:34:54.025
It's fun sitting out there and just listening to whatever and tending to it.

00:34:54.025 --> 00:34:54.780
You can use mine whenever you want.

00:34:54.780 --> 00:34:57.637
You know like it's fun sitting out there and just like listening to whatever and tending to it, and you know you can walk away for an hour or two and you know, come back check on it.

00:34:57.565 --> 00:34:58.597
But you know I'd love the whole fucking ease of one of them tragers.

00:34:58.597 --> 00:35:00.860
I'm I'm looking forward to to getting in it.

00:35:00.860 --> 00:35:02.902
I just like I said, I just have not had the time.

00:35:02.902 --> 00:35:06.297
I don't even have a fucking prep area right now.

00:35:06.577 --> 00:35:10.271
That's so true, man you got nothing, you got a nice bathroom.

00:35:10.572 --> 00:35:10.813
I do.

00:35:13.072 --> 00:35:13.574
And an office.

00:35:13.885 --> 00:35:15.864
Yes, yes, they still haven't finished the kitchen.

00:35:16.648 --> 00:35:17.271
No, they just.

00:35:17.271 --> 00:35:22.914
They just got all the sheetrock up and it started Started Spackling.

00:35:22.914 --> 00:35:24.007
Who you?

00:35:24.027 --> 00:35:24.969
got doing the job.

00:35:24.969 --> 00:35:25.489
Who's working on this?

00:35:25.489 --> 00:35:27.012
Roar Construction who Roar who?

00:35:27.012 --> 00:35:27.855
You got doing the job.

00:35:27.855 --> 00:35:28.836
Who's working on this?

00:35:29.277 --> 00:35:33.027
Roar Construction who Roar R-O-A-R.

00:35:33.027 --> 00:35:40.576
Roar Like a bear, like a bear roar Roar, yeah, out of, out of Orange County Middle town, like that.

00:35:40.576 --> 00:35:45.780
That's it.

00:35:45.780 --> 00:35:46.702
Right there, that's it.

00:35:46.742 --> 00:35:47.684
That's a great commercial.

00:35:47.684 --> 00:35:51.224
Yes, come to Roar Construction.

00:35:51.688 --> 00:35:54.724
I would tell you this fucking guy is awesome, fucking awesome.

00:35:55.936 --> 00:35:56.704
Good price on everything.

00:35:57.291 --> 00:36:00.632
Solid price on everything Fucking fair, timely.

00:36:00.632 --> 00:36:04.900
The amount of fucking work they've done on the house is ridiculous.

00:36:04.900 --> 00:36:07.253
Very clean American Nope, not nowadays.

00:36:07.253 --> 00:36:08.222
Amount of work they've done this is ridiculous.

00:36:08.242 --> 00:36:11.293
Very clean American Nope, nope.

00:36:13.170 --> 00:36:13.773
Not nowadays.

00:36:13.773 --> 00:36:16.293
How many Mexicans on the job?

00:36:16.293 --> 00:36:17.139
Three or four.

00:36:17.139 --> 00:36:19.989
I worked with two.

00:36:19.989 --> 00:36:21.213
They were fucking fantastic.

00:36:23.228 --> 00:36:25.054
I will tell you these guys are fucking awesome.

00:36:26.367 --> 00:36:27.233
Did you see the Home Depot thing?

00:36:27.233 --> 00:36:27.998
I did, yeah, did you see the Home?

00:36:28.259 --> 00:36:28.521
Depot thing.

00:36:28.521 --> 00:36:29.045
I did see that.

00:36:29.364 --> 00:36:29.907
Did you see the?

00:36:29.927 --> 00:36:32.873
Home Depot thing I did, but I didn't watch the whole thing.

00:36:34.268 --> 00:36:35.813
Do you want me to play it Speaking of Mexicans?

00:36:35.873 --> 00:36:37.117
Yeah, yeah go ahead, yeah right ahead.

00:36:37.117 --> 00:36:41.695
Since we're talking about it, great segue here.

00:36:42.485 --> 00:36:43.510
Okay, so explain.

00:36:44.646 --> 00:36:48.688
Well it explains Okay, you ready, so explain Well it explains Okay, you ready Self-advocatory?

00:36:48.708 --> 00:36:51.355
All right, tiktok, swole science.

00:36:54.192 --> 00:36:56.867
That one Yep Fights at.

00:36:58.931 --> 00:36:59.172
Home Depot.

00:36:59.172 --> 00:37:12.862
So if you haven't heard, there's fights breaking out in the Home Depot parking lot and if you want to know why, basically, the Venezuelans are there camping out to take the jobs for 11 bucks an hour and the Mexicans are also camping out there to take them at 20.

00:37:12.862 --> 00:37:16.364
And they're pissed that the Venezuelans are willing to do their work for cheaper.

00:37:16.364 --> 00:37:20.054
So now they're getting into fights at all the Home Depots across America.

00:37:20.054 --> 00:37:30.989
And if that's not funny to you, you have no sense of humor, as messed up as it is, I mean that, the irony in that is pretty funny so isn't that great.

00:37:31.831 --> 00:37:48.297
So the fucking venezuelans and the mexicans are going at it like the sharks and the jets, pretty much because of how much they're getting paid the same job for half the price that sounds familiar, right, how's it feel Mexicans?

00:37:51.347 --> 00:37:52.672
It's not so funny now is it.

00:37:52.704 --> 00:37:54.552
Touche, touche, my friend.

00:37:54.552 --> 00:38:02.148
That's fucking a little ironic, certainly is Come on man.

00:38:02.148 --> 00:38:03.150
Is that even real?

00:38:04.454 --> 00:38:05.097
I don't know.

00:38:05.097 --> 00:38:09.152
I brought Don back his power washer today and he wasn't home.

00:38:09.152 --> 00:38:12.972
I was gonna ask him because he's a he's a home depot management guy.

00:38:13.452 --> 00:38:19.378
You know, um, he would know, but he wasn't home next time you talk to him, tell him to call me.

00:38:19.378 --> 00:38:19.920
We got to start.

00:38:20.021 --> 00:38:24.429
Uh, talk about a garage door oh, okay, he doesn't need to call you.

00:38:24.429 --> 00:38:26.492
Okay, you got a, got a guy.

00:38:27.373 --> 00:38:28.655
Well, I do, but I thought you said we got to.

00:38:28.655 --> 00:38:31.179
Yeah All right, yeah All right.

00:38:31.579 --> 00:38:31.981
We'll let him know.

00:38:32.525 --> 00:38:38.867
Maybe one day, when you're shooting home at like one o'clock in the afternoon, swing by the house and you know we'll take care of things.

00:38:39.128 --> 00:38:39.409
Okay.

00:38:42.396 --> 00:38:43.137
You okay over there bud.

00:38:43.137 --> 00:38:44.648
Do you need your garage floor finished?

00:38:44.648 --> 00:38:47.092
No, yeah, you do.

00:38:47.092 --> 00:38:47.653
I don't.

00:38:47.653 --> 00:38:52.873
Totally do, definitely not give you a nice, beautiful color discount too I will tell you not for nothing.

00:38:52.994 --> 00:39:00.797
Perhaps, when all this is done, maybe the floor in the uh in the other room area I like where the bathroom is.

00:39:00.818 --> 00:39:11.617
Yeah, yeah non-slip surface might not be a bad idea yeah they're all slippery man they are, We'll pretend they're not.

00:39:12.306 --> 00:39:15.733
Oh okay, yeah, I've been on way too many of those things.

00:39:16.166 --> 00:39:18.552
When my father slips and falls down, I'm very fucked up.

00:39:18.572 --> 00:39:19.635
That's on you, sorry, that's on you.

00:39:19.635 --> 00:39:23.333
You know how much you get for slipping, falling in a cell.

00:39:23.974 --> 00:39:26.099
Hi, oh, you got $700?

00:39:26.099 --> 00:39:26.639
My back.

00:39:26.760 --> 00:39:28.664
My neck and my back $750.

00:39:30.431 --> 00:39:33.313
You sleep on four Super sleep.

00:39:33.987 --> 00:39:35.619
I'll settle out of court right now for $100.

00:39:36.425 --> 00:39:37.579
I'll go for $125.

00:39:37.579 --> 00:39:40.012
A dollar and some envelopes.

00:39:40.012 --> 00:39:45.717
Anything exciting going on.

00:39:49.266 --> 00:39:52.634
He got all his fucking Caitlin Clark nonsense, which I find hilarious.

00:39:52.815 --> 00:39:53.135
Oh my.

00:39:53.235 --> 00:39:57.213
God, it's gotten, you know it's so stupid.

00:39:57.313 --> 00:39:59.469
Her plight, oh her poor plight.

00:39:59.469 --> 00:40:01.172
And he's in the WNBA.

00:40:02.427 --> 00:40:04.193
No, it's the whole Olympic crap.

00:40:04.193 --> 00:40:08.655
It's putting more fucking money into the WNBA.

00:40:08.864 --> 00:40:11.614
That's all I know, I think that's why they're all fucking playing it up so hard.

00:40:13.168 --> 00:40:14.693
I just can't believe he's getting so much press.

00:40:14.693 --> 00:40:15.496
Who fucking cares?

00:40:17.490 --> 00:40:18.945
In all honesty, it's because she's white.

00:40:18.945 --> 00:40:19.710
That's why.

00:40:20.525 --> 00:40:22.210
And she's getting beat up by a bunch of black chicks.

00:40:22.210 --> 00:40:25.807
Suck it up, that's all I gotta say.

00:40:25.807 --> 00:40:26.494
Suck it up, that's all I gotta say.

00:40:26.494 --> 00:40:27.844
Suck it up, you're in the fucking WNBA.

00:40:28.230 --> 00:40:31.373
She does suck it up, she's actually handling it pretty good.

00:40:31.445 --> 00:40:33.251
I've seen some of those fouls and I'm okay with them.

00:40:33.606 --> 00:40:37.050
As long as she gets right back up, shoots those foul shots, clutch moments, that's it.

00:40:37.050 --> 00:40:41.130
I love the fact that she's like Just quiet.

00:40:41.130 --> 00:40:41.952
She don't say shit about it.

00:40:41.952 --> 00:40:43.150
What's she gonna say?

00:40:43.150 --> 00:40:44.990
She just lets her game fucking.

00:40:44.990 --> 00:40:45.706
Talk to Talk to.

00:40:45.706 --> 00:40:46.668
You know, talk to talk.

00:40:47.311 --> 00:40:53.715
I think it's a little fucking crazy that she's good, she fucking finished her College season and like three days later she's in the WNBA.

00:40:55.570 --> 00:41:03.286
And they're all probably all pissed off Because of the fucking the deal that she Got for sneaker deal and they're like why the fuck does this chick get in Weekend?

00:41:03.286 --> 00:41:06.253
Probably because you kicked off A few fucking teams y'all suck.

00:41:06.253 --> 00:41:15.092
You guys miss the playoffs, you miss the fucking and this chick is hitting 30 foot fucking dimes yeah, and she's making three pointers out her ass.

00:41:15.092 --> 00:41:16.420
Still women's basketball.

00:41:16.442 --> 00:41:22.375
Yeah, you know, they say Diana Taurasi was the best player in the WNBA history.

00:41:22.375 --> 00:41:23.277
Right Also white.

00:41:23.657 --> 00:41:25.947
Yes, ben so it can't be a white thing.

00:41:26.188 --> 00:41:29.157
Her stats are on par with hers.

00:41:29.157 --> 00:41:32.449
So is the hype real?

00:41:32.449 --> 00:41:35.416
Maybe, maybe a little bit.

00:41:35.416 --> 00:41:38.155
Yeah, do it for more than one season.

00:41:38.155 --> 00:41:39.041
She will.

00:41:39.081 --> 00:41:39.364
She will.

00:41:39.364 --> 00:41:43.271
She did her whole fucking career in Iowa, so what's that, Pat?

00:41:43.291 --> 00:41:43.972
Go fuck yourself.

00:41:43.972 --> 00:41:45.094
I'm just saying I'll be.

00:41:45.114 --> 00:41:47.880
FBI, you got a poster.

00:41:56.704 --> 00:41:57.306
No, a peckle, fuck yourself.

00:41:57.306 --> 00:41:58.068
I'm just saying like she's.

00:41:58.068 --> 00:42:00.255
Yeah, you got a poster right above my bunk bed, do you agree?

00:42:00.255 --> 00:42:01.458
Do you agree with uh antonio brown, that she?

00:42:01.480 --> 00:42:02.282
probably keeps it hairy down there.

00:42:02.282 --> 00:42:02.563
Oh, do you see?

00:42:02.563 --> 00:42:03.063
Do you see that nonsense?

00:42:03.083 --> 00:42:08.916
no, please, fucking antonio brown starts ripping on this fucking poor broad.

00:42:08.916 --> 00:42:14.217
Really, yeah, she looks like she keeps it hairy down there and shit like that.

00:42:14.217 --> 00:42:17.005
So she blocks him on fucking Twitter.

00:42:17.005 --> 00:42:22.094
So he comes back, he calls her cracker of the year and just keeps fucking poking jabs at her.

00:42:22.686 --> 00:42:24.172
I mean, there's really no reason for that, though.

00:42:24.172 --> 00:42:24.545
Well, his.

00:42:24.565 --> 00:42:25.128
CTE shows from time to time.

00:42:25.128 --> 00:42:25.530
He's Antonio Brown.

00:42:25.530 --> 00:42:26.213
I love it when he opens his mouth.

00:42:26.213 --> 00:42:27.400
It's the worst there's really no reason for that though.

00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:28.304
Well, you see his cte shows from antonio brad.

00:42:28.324 --> 00:42:28.985
Yeah, he's fucking crazy.

00:42:28.985 --> 00:42:30.329
I love it when he opens his mouth.

00:42:30.329 --> 00:42:33.458
It's the worst, it's terrible.

00:42:33.760 --> 00:42:40.492
I don't even know, like uh yeah, it's, it's what it is.

00:42:40.492 --> 00:42:47.931
Fucking nba sucks right now because nicks are out and I wish uh luca can beat the Celtics.

00:42:47.992 --> 00:42:51.126
But when they beat the piss out of them last night.

00:42:51.126 --> 00:42:56.090
Yeah, now it's 3-1 though yeah, I know the Celtics are going to come back and close this shit.

00:42:56.110 --> 00:42:57.085
Imagine the fucking.

00:42:57.889 --> 00:43:00.190
NBA was probably like listen, we got to make this series last.

00:43:01.931 --> 00:43:02.454
You know, yeah.

00:43:02.454 --> 00:43:04.286
So we're going to need you, Jason.

00:43:04.286 --> 00:43:05.971
We're going to need you to lose three in a row.

00:43:06.311 --> 00:43:22.409
How about the coach, the Celtic coach, what you haven't seen that stuff, when he's getting interviewed and stuff, something about blackhead coaches in the finals or something to do with that, and they're like well, how do you feel about that?

00:43:22.409 --> 00:43:23.411
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:43:23.411 --> 00:43:24.134
Or do you not?

00:43:24.134 --> 00:43:24.996
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:43:24.996 --> 00:43:33.317
And he's just like how many of those coaches were christians, you know, because he's a big like christian god, fucking dude.

00:43:33.317 --> 00:43:34.539
Um, he just relates it.

00:43:34.539 --> 00:43:35.748
Yeah, I'll find it.

00:43:36.248 --> 00:43:41.507
I'll find it, I'll send it to you I still don't understand what he's talking about um.

00:43:41.507 --> 00:43:42.650
Was it a black coach?

00:43:43.210 --> 00:43:52.934
is the celtics coach is a black coach, okay, but they're trying to like, make their, you know, make it all racy.

00:43:54.346 --> 00:43:55.711
Because he's a black coach in the finals.

00:43:58.746 --> 00:44:00.155
Since 1975,.

00:44:00.155 --> 00:44:02.804
This is the NBA finals where you have two black head coaches.

00:44:02.804 --> 00:44:08.831
Given the plight sometimes of black head coaches in the NBA, do you think this is a significant moment?

00:44:08.831 --> 00:44:09.715
Do you take pride in this?

00:44:09.715 --> 00:44:12.032
Do you view this or do you not see it at all?

00:44:12.032 --> 00:44:14.373
I wonder how many of those have ever been Christian coaches.

00:44:19.704 --> 00:44:23.190
Casey Jones was a black coach of the Celtics winning championships in the 80s.

00:44:23.190 --> 00:44:25.494
I don't recall anyone asking him that question.

00:44:27.226 --> 00:44:30.331
And then there's why was there an awkward silence?

00:44:31.755 --> 00:44:33.809
What you are or what you believe in.

00:44:33.809 --> 00:44:40.440
Life is a way in which the lens you look at it, in the way the lens you look at yourself, and we have the choice to make to how we look at ourselves.

00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:54.721
We also have the choice to make to decide whether we're going to care about how people view us or how they don't, and there's multiple lenses that each person can look at.

00:44:54.721 --> 00:44:55.547
I am half African-American half.

00:44:55.445 --> 00:45:16.206
Italian, and so, but most importantly, the decision that I made in my life, I've decided to look through either one of those and I've decided to look at my lens through that of which is Christianity, and so my identity is in him first, and that comes before anything else, and that's just been important to me, because what he's done for me in my life, the people that I have around me that have brought me there, and it's important for my wife and it's important for my family, it doesn't mean that it's any more than any other lens to which we can look at.

00:45:16.847 --> 00:45:30.851
Uh, but for me and my house, we will serve the Lord and we're going to look at the lens of life through that of Christianity and and everything that comes with it that was like an interview he gave after that press conference where he was like I wonder how many of those coaches were Christian, you know.

00:45:32.034 --> 00:45:34.608
But yeah, so, but who cares?

00:45:34.909 --> 00:45:35.672
Right, exactly.

00:45:35.931 --> 00:45:37.556
You know like why is this even a thing?

00:45:37.797 --> 00:45:40.208
But it's a thing, cause that's the way the fucking media is now.

00:45:40.208 --> 00:45:41.773
That's the problem.

00:45:41.773 --> 00:45:49.865
There's like whatever, you know, whatever place there is in each story, like they'll, they'll pull from that and that's this.

00:45:49.865 --> 00:45:50.608
You know what I mean?

00:45:50.608 --> 00:45:53.817
Try to make everything is so pop yeah they try to make it about race.

00:45:54.025 --> 00:45:57.313
You know it's always try to it's going to be about race.

00:45:57.333 --> 00:45:58.456
It's going to be about gender.

00:45:58.456 --> 00:45:59.708
It's going to be about religion.

00:45:59.708 --> 00:46:01.635
It's going to be about this, it's going to be about that.

00:46:01.635 --> 00:46:03.889
In order for people to choose sides.

00:46:03.889 --> 00:46:08.717
That's what every fucking story that comes out in the news now Divide and conquer.

00:46:08.717 --> 00:46:09.318
That's all it is.

00:46:09.318 --> 00:46:13.092
I hate the news.

00:46:13.092 --> 00:46:14.724
Don't watch it anymore.

00:46:14.724 --> 00:46:14.965
No.

00:46:15.025 --> 00:46:15.949
I haven't watched the news.

00:46:15.949 --> 00:46:21.476
No, I'll see interesting shit on that, and I'll just research it myself.

00:46:22.005 --> 00:46:24.152
So do you guys think Hunter's going to do jail time?

00:46:24.152 --> 00:46:26.789
No, I hope so.

00:46:26.789 --> 00:46:28.599
No, there's, no way, no, there's no way.

00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:29.726
No, there's no way, bro.

00:46:29.726 --> 00:46:30.509
He was banging.

00:46:31.110 --> 00:46:32.807
Asian Well Biden's.

00:46:32.807 --> 00:46:36.594
I guess he's said in the past that he won't pardon him.

00:46:37.096 --> 00:46:42.496
Well, yeah, he's, you're right, he said that and he said he won't interfere, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, horseshit.

00:46:49.646 --> 00:46:51.572
But that's before they're taking his son to federal ass-pounding prison.

00:46:51.572 --> 00:47:00.735
What if Trump is like I'll pardon him For his Ukraine connections, as long as you get out of the fucking, out of the office.

00:47:05.405 --> 00:47:08.936
As Trump's saying that he's on his way to federal pounder in the ass prison.

00:47:08.936 --> 00:47:10.710
Oh, he's not going to prison.

00:47:10.710 --> 00:47:11.333
No, I don't think so.

00:47:12.327 --> 00:47:13.771
Do you think it's getting overturned?

00:47:13.771 --> 00:47:15.911
Yeah, I do why.

00:47:19.253 --> 00:47:20.016
It's a shit show.

00:47:21.731 --> 00:47:26.664
It's a witch hunt Not to throw out these fucking Trumper terms, but it's a fucking witch hunt.

00:47:26.664 --> 00:47:28.070
You know they're just trying.

00:47:28.070 --> 00:47:29.172
They're throwing darts.

00:47:29.172 --> 00:47:30.206
It's like the impeachments.

00:47:30.206 --> 00:47:33.891
Yeah, you know they're just trying.

00:47:33.891 --> 00:47:37.472
You know they only got a few shots left, so we're gonna try this one.

00:47:37.472 --> 00:47:37.827
You know?

00:47:38.530 --> 00:47:43.952
do you think it created the snowball effect of who's gonna vote for him now?

00:47:43.952 --> 00:47:48.610
Oh, it definitely backfires us on did you see that interview with 50 Cent?

00:47:50.346 --> 00:47:51.190
Oh, with the black people.

00:47:51.485 --> 00:47:53.947
Yeah, they're like why are they going to vote for Trump?

00:47:53.947 --> 00:47:55.130
He's got Rico now.

00:47:55.130 --> 00:47:59.110
Yeah, he says it.

00:47:59.110 --> 00:48:00.289
I was like we can relate.

00:48:00.289 --> 00:48:01.507
Good point, we can relate.

00:48:01.507 --> 00:48:12.813
Yeah, dude, and you're seeing it Bro all these fucking rappers now Are just backing Trump, like all these big names.

00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:16.565
The nonsense.

00:48:16.565 --> 00:48:19.744
The nonsense is going on in this fucking world.

00:48:19.925 --> 00:48:22.313
Oh dude, it's only gonna fucking gear up From here on.

00:48:24.090 --> 00:48:25.574
It's gonna be like the movie Civil War.

00:48:25.574 --> 00:48:29.402
I'm telling you, right now there's some crazy shit, something it it's going to be like the movie Civil War.

00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:32.112
I'm telling you right now there's some crazy shit, something Five months left before the election.

00:48:32.324 --> 00:48:34.572
Something insane is going to happen.

00:48:34.572 --> 00:48:36.849
Yes, I guarantee it?

00:48:37.264 --> 00:48:39.572
Oh, like them curtailing the water in Idaho.

00:48:39.572 --> 00:48:41.617
What For the farmers?

00:48:41.617 --> 00:48:43.753
They've shut their water irrigation off.

00:48:44.945 --> 00:48:45.827
Are you kidding me.

00:48:45.847 --> 00:48:48.373
Yeah, oh so there's going to be a potato shortage.

00:48:48.373 --> 00:48:50.018
Now we're going to have a potato famine.

00:48:52.844 --> 00:48:54.168
Well, there's more than potatoes out there.

00:48:54.168 --> 00:48:57.271
But Tell me Yellowstone, well, I don't know, there's more than potatoes out there.

00:48:57.271 --> 00:48:59.945
But I mean, you think about all the fucking record snowfalls.

00:48:59.945 --> 00:49:03.434
Tell me Grizzly Jack, you know all the rain, all the record snowfalls.

00:49:03.434 --> 00:49:09.067
There's snow falls.

00:49:09.086 --> 00:49:13.880
there's no reason to shut the water off, there's tons of water out there, you know, but they've they've shut it off, is this?

00:49:13.900 --> 00:49:14.563
just to control the farmers.

00:49:14.583 --> 00:49:15.565
Well, if you control the farmers.

00:49:15.606 --> 00:49:16.027
What else?

00:49:16.047 --> 00:49:21.025
you control everything it's the food supply right, because that's you also got the fucking um.

00:49:21.025 --> 00:49:28.458
You have the bird flu going around in chickens, so they had it like off like 190 million chickens or something.

00:49:28.458 --> 00:49:30.731
Yeah, and you know how they're using the.

00:49:30.731 --> 00:49:35.253
They're using a PCR test to test the birds for bird flu.

00:49:35.253 --> 00:49:38.311
You know, you know that very reliable.

00:49:38.804 --> 00:49:40.972
You're talking about the PCR test they took for COVID.

00:49:40.972 --> 00:49:42.074
Yeah, the same shit.

00:49:42.074 --> 00:49:43.920
So everybody's going to have the bird flu.

00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:45.972
Same type of test, not, everybody's going to have the bird flu.

00:49:46.253 --> 00:49:48.262
Yeah, yeah.

00:49:48.282 --> 00:49:48.744
I'm not doing it.

00:49:49.085 --> 00:49:54.275
The food supply is getting attacked, and very quietly.

00:49:54.275 --> 00:49:56.335
A lot of people don't realize this.

00:49:56.335 --> 00:49:57.945
Think of all the fucking-.

00:49:57.985 --> 00:49:59.793
You mean the mainstream media is not talking about this.

00:49:59.985 --> 00:50:04.536
Think of all the fucking places that burned down over the past couple of years.

00:50:04.536 --> 00:50:11.244
Yeah, okay, there was another mass fucking chicken killing in Connecticut like a year or two ago, like one of the was that?

00:50:11.344 --> 00:50:13.731
was it a chicken killing or was it chicken choking?

00:50:13.873 --> 00:50:16.829
No, it was, it was did it take place at the Thunderson's.

00:50:16.829 --> 00:50:18.795
No, like uh only in.

00:50:18.815 --> 00:50:19.155
Pat's room.

00:50:22.371 --> 00:50:36.016
I think one of them burned down or something like there was something from friction there was some disaster that little spark comes off, but yeah, like a flint they're.

00:50:36.016 --> 00:50:42.744
They're attacking the food supply, man, and you got china buying up all the fucking farmland too see so there's another wrinkle.

00:50:42.744 --> 00:50:46.432
If you want to go fucking conspiracy on it, you know, know.

00:50:46.452 --> 00:50:47.936
Well, my thing, like it's I.

00:50:47.936 --> 00:50:50.581
What I don't get is people.

00:50:50.581 --> 00:50:57.596
People will hear this like going on and they won't believe it, just because you're not seeing it on the news.

00:50:57.596 --> 00:50:58.878
Right, right.

00:50:59.706 --> 00:51:00.789
Until they go to a supermarket.

00:51:00.789 --> 00:51:03.617
And it's $79 for fucking four chicken breasts.

00:51:04.545 --> 00:51:05.650
I'm looking for Tang.

00:51:05.650 --> 00:51:08.628
I just want Tang in my picture Some oval.

00:51:08.628 --> 00:51:10.429
I got to pay $22 for Tang.

00:51:10.429 --> 00:51:11.871
I just want Tang in my pitcher Some oval.

00:51:11.891 --> 00:51:15.556
I got to pay $22 for Tang, Like, come on what there's chickens and Tang Bro.

00:51:15.576 --> 00:51:18.920
It is so food is so fucking expensive.

00:51:18.920 --> 00:51:20.501
Don't even get me started.

00:51:20.501 --> 00:51:24.251
Dude, cold cuts, cold cuts.

00:51:24.251 --> 00:51:24.791
You better.

00:51:24.791 --> 00:51:34.157
I'm telling you right now, when you buy cold cuts, you might as well buy the best bread that's out there and have yourself a fucking sandwich because of what you're paying for it.

00:51:34.405 --> 00:51:38.173
It's $3 and something for a bottle of soda for great fakes.

00:51:39.317 --> 00:51:39.938
For a little one.

00:51:40.666 --> 00:51:41.891
Yeah, for a little guy.

00:51:42.012 --> 00:51:47.152
Yeah, so you know you can't anymore.

00:51:47.152 --> 00:51:51.231
I'm like I'm gonna get that, I'm gonna get that provolone.

00:51:51.231 --> 00:51:53.192
Yeah, you know what?

00:51:53.192 --> 00:51:55.570
Can I get a quarter pound Of provolone?

00:51:55.570 --> 00:51:56.907
Can I get three slices?

00:51:56.907 --> 00:51:58.994
No, let, how much is that no tomato.

00:51:59.114 --> 00:52:00.016
No, let no seriously.

00:52:00.929 --> 00:52:04.831
We were talking about this, adele, you fucking said You're not gonna fucking yeah can I get an everything bagel?

00:52:04.985 --> 00:52:07.269
You can't order a wedge, but Can I get an everything bagel.

00:52:07.269 --> 00:52:08.311
But can you wipe all?

00:52:08.411 --> 00:52:08.853
the everything off.

00:52:08.853 --> 00:52:11.498
They stopped serving wedges because it was fucking too expensive.

00:52:11.498 --> 00:52:13.867
Yeah, 5-2 Red Sox.

00:52:13.867 --> 00:52:16.670
Who did 5-2 Red Sox win Right now?

00:52:17.371 --> 00:52:19.353
Who got rid of the wedges?

00:52:19.353 --> 00:52:21.697
What are you talking about, froggies?

00:52:21.697 --> 00:52:24.981
Oh, they were talking about doing it, so it's just Is today the 12th.

00:52:24.981 --> 00:52:31.972
No, today is the 14th, 15th, 15th June, 15th, why?

00:52:32.885 --> 00:52:38.034
I forget which day Ben was going to the game, which could be why he's not.

00:52:38.034 --> 00:52:41.974
He's not Watching the show, very true.

00:52:42.768 --> 00:52:44.034
Maybe he just doesn't like us anymore.

00:52:44.065 --> 00:52:45.090
Nah, he still loves us you think so, yeah, I do, I do.

00:52:45.090 --> 00:52:45.954
Okay, we ever gonna have him back on.

00:52:45.954 --> 00:52:46.757
No, he just doesn't like us anymore.

00:52:46.757 --> 00:52:47.380
No, he still loves us.

00:52:47.380 --> 00:52:47.682
You think so?

00:52:47.702 --> 00:52:50.952
Yeah, I do I do Okay, we ever going to have him back on.

00:52:50.952 --> 00:52:58.494
No, no, I don't think he's going to cross the line again, I, hope a trooper takes him out if he crosses the state line.

00:52:58.534 --> 00:53:06.068
It just comes down to a very simple thing when you introduce non-carmel people To drinking Into a caramel thing.

00:53:06.208 --> 00:53:09.597
Hey, when you meet your idols, sometimes you lose grip.

00:53:13.753 --> 00:53:15.097
We've seen it time and time again.

00:53:17.150 --> 00:53:22.485
We know what it's like when you guys see stars and when we're in your presence.

00:53:22.485 --> 00:53:23.369
We understand that.

00:53:24.489 --> 00:53:25.842
And not just the pasty stars on.

00:53:25.882 --> 00:53:26.949
Patrick, right on my ball, sack, alright.

00:53:26.949 --> 00:53:30.585
And that, and not just the pasty stars on Patrick, yeah, right on my ball, sack, alright.

00:53:30.605 --> 00:53:33.494
And Ball sacks aren't big enough for stars, what?

00:53:34.565 --> 00:53:35.166
My balls aren't.

00:53:35.166 --> 00:53:39.398
I thought they are, they are, they are so full.

00:53:42.286 --> 00:53:47.789
You could kill that orbs they are so full, full to unleash.

00:53:47.809 --> 00:53:49.545
Don't ever say that when I'm talking about saying I so full, full to unleash.

00:53:49.545 --> 00:53:53.429
Don't ever say that when I'm talking about saying I'm full, you want to help him out.

00:53:53.449 --> 00:53:55.476
No, I don't.

00:53:56.387 --> 00:53:58.114
I just want to taste, just a quick release.

00:53:58.114 --> 00:54:04.976
I don't Get your tarps like Gallagher, let's go.

00:54:05.505 --> 00:54:08.177
What the fuck are we talking about here?

00:54:08.177 --> 00:54:09.623
Get your tarps like Gallagher, let's go.

00:54:09.623 --> 00:54:12.208
Oh God, what the fuck are we talking about here?

00:54:13.230 --> 00:54:17.878
Pat's talking about hitting watermelons with a sledgehammer or jerking off on you.

00:54:19.088 --> 00:54:21.697
Either way.

00:54:21.697 --> 00:54:25.594
All right.

00:54:25.614 --> 00:54:26.335
So what else, Kev?

00:54:26.335 --> 00:54:27.278
What do you got going?

00:54:27.318 --> 00:54:28.822
on Fancy football's right around the corner.

00:54:28.963 --> 00:54:30.829
Fuck that yeah right, I think I'm out this year.

00:54:31.146 --> 00:54:32.755
I think we're under 100 days Right.

00:54:32.978 --> 00:54:35.052
Yep, yep, I think I'm.

00:54:35.447 --> 00:54:36.644
Are magazines on the shelves.

00:54:37.106 --> 00:54:39.132
Nah, I looked at a supermarket the other day, did you?

00:54:39.132 --> 00:54:39.313
Yeah?

00:54:40.668 --> 00:54:42.193
I think I'm calling it quits this year.

00:54:42.193 --> 00:54:44.652
Why Just it's too much man.

00:54:44.652 --> 00:54:47.648
I love fantasy football, don't get me wrong.

00:54:53.125 --> 00:54:55.490
But it's, you know, it's too much fucking fantasy baseball, that stupid fucking league Hence it's.

00:54:55.510 --> 00:54:56.753
Hence the app is deleted off my phone like it's.

00:54:56.753 --> 00:54:58.465
How am I doing, by the way, can we check my?

00:54:58.465 --> 00:55:01.492
Yeah, yeah, sure, and see, see my record.

00:55:01.492 --> 00:55:04.237
Check that real quick, not even touching it.

00:55:04.237 --> 00:55:06.449
What place my and I gotta be in like seventh nice.

00:55:06.489 --> 00:55:08.856
I haven't touched mine either since the attempted trade.

00:55:09.336 --> 00:55:11.250
I heard about that you haven't touched yours since you got married.

00:55:11.250 --> 00:55:11.731
Me too.

00:55:17.014 --> 00:55:19.023
Touch it all the time since I got married.

00:55:22.545 --> 00:55:24.132
Get your fucking facts straight.

00:55:24.132 --> 00:55:28.452
Nice, I'm winning 15 to 7 at the moment and for the season, what's your team name?

00:55:29.686 --> 00:55:33.911
99 problems and the bitch ain't one in the picture you are ranked 11th.

00:55:34.365 --> 00:55:35.471
Oh, it's almost to last.

00:55:35.471 --> 00:55:37.818
You are 56 and a half games out.

00:55:37.818 --> 00:55:44.114
Yeah, it's terrible, but you're solid there, because 12th is 83 and a half games out.

00:55:44.114 --> 00:55:45.577
Oh my God, who's 12th?

00:55:45.577 --> 00:55:50.009
Jc's, oh, jc's team.

00:55:50.009 --> 00:55:52.074
It's not too impressive, impressively bad.

00:55:54.706 --> 00:55:55.869
Much like baseball.

00:55:55.889 --> 00:56:00.277
He probably pays no attention to this, either I'm in the top 10.

00:56:00.297 --> 00:56:00.677
Out of 12.

00:56:00.677 --> 00:56:01.199
What's Matty's?

00:56:02.005 --> 00:56:02.407
What are you?

00:56:02.407 --> 00:56:03.871
Joe Boo needs a refill.

00:56:03.871 --> 00:56:05.755
Oh, Matty's 5th.

00:56:05.755 --> 00:56:08.530
He is 8 and a half games out.

00:56:09.072 --> 00:56:12.012
Wow, I'm fucking close with 56 and a half.

00:56:12.686 --> 00:56:14.934
I am 27 and a half games out.

00:56:15.264 --> 00:56:19.697
I need a terrible four weeks in a row from everybody.

00:56:19.905 --> 00:56:21.050
You need to go like 20 and one.

00:56:22.949 --> 00:56:24.072
It's the worst league ever.

00:56:25.105 --> 00:56:28.172
It's just so dumb I don't like it.

00:56:28.172 --> 00:56:38.675
Like I had an issue with a guy on the IL or the DL the disabled list so I'm bringing back the disabled list for you fucking tree-hugging, fucking, whatevers.

00:56:38.675 --> 00:56:42.114
Yes, change the name because it fucking sounds bad.

00:56:42.114 --> 00:56:47.115
Remember that shit when they changed it from the disabled list to the injured list.

00:56:47.115 --> 00:57:01.639
Yeah, baggot retard disabled list, Like you know, taking guys on and off the DL, Like it was just hard, Like it should have been so much easier.

00:57:01.659 --> 00:57:03.043
What are you doing over there, man?

00:57:03.043 --> 00:57:05.132
Just putting together faggot and retard over here.

00:57:05.152 --> 00:57:06.195
We're bringing these words back.

00:57:06.195 --> 00:57:07.769
We're bringing these back.

00:57:07.769 --> 00:57:08.436
I have no problem with that.

00:57:08.456 --> 00:57:09.244
That's fucking awesome.

00:57:09.244 --> 00:57:10.891
But you think about it.

00:57:10.891 --> 00:57:12.757
Yeah, it's probably faggots and retards.

00:57:12.757 --> 00:57:17.815
Alright, I agree with you 110%.

00:57:17.815 --> 00:57:19.409
But yeah, the fucking league is so dumb.

00:57:19.429 --> 00:57:22.032
It's not even for money, which pisses me off Like.

00:57:23.041 --> 00:57:23.304
Yeah.

00:57:24.208 --> 00:57:24.469
That's.

00:57:25.188 --> 00:57:25.713
What are we?

00:57:25.713 --> 00:57:27.244
Six I realize.

00:57:27.244 --> 00:57:27.769
I realize that we.

00:57:27.769 --> 00:57:28.759
You know what six I I realized, I realized a week.

00:57:28.759 --> 00:57:29.304
You know what I mean.

00:57:29.304 --> 00:57:31.432
I'm playing for fucking soda caps.

00:57:31.625 --> 00:57:34.735
As I'm watching the ad drops, I'm like who are these people?

00:57:34.735 --> 00:57:39.041
I don't know any of these players at all, oh, no, yeah, yeah.

00:57:42.489 --> 00:57:43.630
I don't follow baseball like that.

00:57:43.630 --> 00:57:44.411
No, you know that's.

00:57:44.411 --> 00:57:45.692
That's a different animal, bro.

00:57:45.952 --> 00:58:09.880
Fuck that shit yeah, it's for fucking people that larp, you know, play dungeons and dragons and shit and fucking nerds, you know, nerds, nerds, nerds.

00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:13.204
You heard LARP and you just started laughing.

00:58:13.686 --> 00:58:17.755
The second you say LARPing is it's the craziest word.

00:58:17.755 --> 00:58:19.769
If you think about it, then you're like what is LARPing?

00:58:19.769 --> 00:58:32.811
Then you're like yeah, I see why it's LARPing Live action, role play, the fact that it's an acronym, right, and it's a word and an acronym, that's crazy LARPing.

00:58:34.094 --> 00:58:37.588
You LARP Didn't even know what it was until three minutes ago.

00:58:37.588 --> 00:58:38.251
Are you serious?

00:58:38.251 --> 00:58:39.769
You never saw what movie was that?

00:58:40.152 --> 00:58:40.693
What is it?

00:58:43.572 --> 00:58:45.907
Oh, I know which one you're talking about With.

00:58:46.009 --> 00:58:48.230
Paul Rudd and what's his name?

00:58:48.371 --> 00:58:48.853
McLovin.

00:58:51.793 --> 00:58:52.273
What's his name?

00:58:52.313 --> 00:58:53.577
Stifler's in it Stifler's in it.

00:58:55.452 --> 00:58:55.873
Role models.

00:58:55.873 --> 00:58:59.456
Yeah, I couldn't get through that whole movie.

00:58:59.456 --> 00:59:01.503
That's a good movie.

00:59:02.407 --> 00:59:03.130
I tried a couple times.

00:59:03.710 --> 00:59:09.034
It's not a turn off, for sure, couldn't do it, the whole LARPing thing.

00:59:12.106 --> 00:59:12.911
You know it's a good watch.

00:59:12.911 --> 00:59:16.168
Have you seen that Las Vegas shooter documentary?

00:59:16.168 --> 00:59:19.072
Oh, my god, dude, it's called 11 Minutes.

00:59:19.072 --> 00:59:31.146
I told Pat about it, I knew about it when it happened and you heard it on the news and stuff, but I never really listened to what happened, like all the fucking carrying on about.

00:59:31.146 --> 00:59:32.291
You know, they dragged that.

00:59:32.291 --> 00:59:39.449
I mean all due respects to the people, don't mean this like that, but they drag that shit out on the news as long as they can.

00:59:39.449 --> 00:59:40.452
Yeah, you know.

00:59:40.452 --> 00:59:45.889
So I just tune it out and like this documentary was like holy shit, man.

00:59:45.889 --> 00:59:50.534
It's like four, five episodes, four episodes, really Four episodes.

00:59:50.534 --> 00:59:51.797
It's called About an hour piece.

00:59:51.797 --> 00:59:55.813
It's like video of concert goers.

00:59:56.865 --> 00:59:57.969
It's actually something if you watch it.

00:59:57.969 --> 00:59:59.835
You got to pay attention to it's video.

00:59:59.965 --> 01:00:01.105
It's live video of it happening.

01:00:01.485 --> 01:00:03.010
It's like police body cam.

01:00:03.050 --> 01:00:04.054
Yeah, crazy shit.

01:00:04.054 --> 01:00:11.182
And you're seeing people get hit, you're seeing asphalt Like the body cams of the guys.

01:00:11.182 --> 01:00:11.864
You do not.

01:00:11.864 --> 01:00:23.393
Your mouth will drop when you realize the amount this armory, this motherfucker, had and how many bullets he went through.

01:00:23.393 --> 01:00:28.358
Not only how many bullets, how many weapons, it's a good watch.

01:00:28.358 --> 01:00:37.635
Well, he had a whole room full of weapons, right, it's not even just having a room full of weapons is how these weapons were set up really like he was ready to go, like bipods.

01:00:37.675 --> 01:00:40.851
Bipods strategically set in each part of the room.

01:00:40.851 --> 01:00:42.753
Because of where his room was.

01:00:42.753 --> 01:00:51.213
He had, like this, different angles view of everything so and he had one window that fucking just was literally you were.

01:00:51.213 --> 01:00:52.054
There was no safe place.

01:00:52.054 --> 01:00:52.594
Yeah.

01:00:53.034 --> 01:00:53.956
Oh yeah, it's.

01:00:53.956 --> 01:00:55.920
It's crazy, man, crazy shit it's crazy.

01:00:55.920 --> 01:00:58.954
But, that won't say anything else.

01:00:58.954 --> 01:00:59.597
It's a good one.

01:00:59.597 --> 01:01:01.773
Yeah, so that shit out 11 minutes.

01:01:01.773 --> 01:01:03.351
It said it wasn't on prime Prime.

01:01:03.833 --> 01:01:07.356
That that made my jaw motherfucking drop watching that dude.

01:01:07.637 --> 01:01:09.440
I'm watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine right now.

01:01:09.960 --> 01:01:10.701
That's a funny show.

01:01:11.646 --> 01:01:13.773
I enjoy that show?

01:01:13.873 --> 01:01:21.085
What's that movie I just watched with the dude who plays Superman and oh, the League of.

01:01:21.085 --> 01:01:23.630
It's a?

01:01:23.630 --> 01:01:27.574
Oh, it's Shit Somewhere.

01:01:27.574 --> 01:01:30.373
It's the dude who plays Reacher on Prime.

01:01:30.373 --> 01:01:36.137
And like Henry Cavill, Alan Richman, the dude who plays Superman Cavill.

01:01:36.137 --> 01:01:39.751
Yeah, okay, and they're like Nazi hunters.

01:01:40.072 --> 01:01:40.835
Is it on Netflix?

01:01:42.052 --> 01:01:43.244
Oh, I heard about this.

01:01:43.244 --> 01:01:45.172
Who's Madonna's?

01:01:45.211 --> 01:01:45.594
old husband.

01:01:45.594 --> 01:01:46.538
Something distinguished, guy Ritchie.

01:01:46.538 --> 01:01:48.143
Something distinguished, guy Ritchie.

01:01:49.213 --> 01:01:50.284
It's a Guy Ritchie film.

01:01:50.284 --> 01:01:52.344
I'm not even joking.

01:01:52.344 --> 01:01:57.375
This is one of the best movies I've seen in years.

01:01:57.375 --> 01:02:00.815
Really, really fucking good.

01:02:00.815 --> 01:02:02.552
What a fucking role.

01:02:02.552 --> 01:02:03.675
What's his name?

01:02:03.675 --> 01:02:04.643
Plays the dude who plays Superman?

01:02:04.643 --> 01:02:06.585
He's just this crazy.

01:02:06.585 --> 01:02:08.070
They're all psychotic motherfuckers.

01:02:08.070 --> 01:02:09.034
Henry Cavill, yeah.

01:02:09.744 --> 01:02:12.253
They're talking about him as the next James Bond, perhaps.

01:02:12.806 --> 01:02:13.769
He'd be a great James Bond.

01:02:13.769 --> 01:02:14.849
Yeah, I think so too.

01:02:16.072 --> 01:02:23.797
He's a good actor, but this fucking movie is fantastic, dude, it's gory.

01:02:23.797 --> 01:02:29.472
It's there and I didn't realize it's a true fucking story.

01:02:29.492 --> 01:02:30.556
Dude, did you watch the Witcher?

01:02:30.556 --> 01:02:31.862
He's in the Witcher too.

01:02:31.862 --> 01:02:33.871
Man, that's a good show.

01:02:34.788 --> 01:02:36.815
I didn't realize that's a true story.

01:02:36.815 --> 01:02:38.431
Superman no.

01:02:42.117 --> 01:02:43.521
And I think we're nearing the end of the podcast.

01:02:44.990 --> 01:02:48.755
No, you asshole that movie that Guy Ritchie made.

01:02:48.755 --> 01:02:52.512
That's based on a real thing happening.

01:02:52.585 --> 01:02:55.956
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.

01:02:56.565 --> 01:02:56.807
Yeah.

01:02:58.262 --> 01:02:58.565
Watch it.

01:02:58.565 --> 01:03:00.050
That's why it makes sense.

01:03:00.050 --> 01:03:00.733
That's a Guy Ritchie.

01:03:00.733 --> 01:03:03.086
It's a little fucking little fucking worky Kev.

01:03:03.086 --> 01:03:05.313
You watched it, it's good.

01:03:05.534 --> 01:03:07.510
It's really good it's really good.

01:03:08.166 --> 01:03:13.538
It starts off with Superman's in jail and they let him out of jail to go do stuff.

01:03:14.365 --> 01:03:16.072
How can a jail cell hold Superman?

01:03:16.072 --> 01:03:16.954
Was it made of kryptonite?

01:03:18.925 --> 01:03:22.795
What's crazy is it's based on a true story and it was five guys who started it.

01:03:22.795 --> 01:03:27.014
And how they attacked these five dudes?

01:03:27.014 --> 01:03:29.652
Just attacked the Germans at certain points.

01:03:29.652 --> 01:03:30.869
Did you see the?

01:03:30.909 --> 01:03:38.090
TikTok video where the guy asked his girlfriend if she wanted five guys and she got all bent out of shape saying I don't know if I can handle that.

01:03:38.090 --> 01:03:44.268
And then she came back with well, I have, I have some people in mind.

01:03:44.268 --> 01:03:46.856
If you're serious, their numbers are on my phone.

01:03:46.856 --> 01:03:51.755
He's like talking about fucking cheeseburgers, jesus Christ.

01:03:52.697 --> 01:03:53.418
That's awesome.

01:03:53.418 --> 01:03:54.989
Sorry, that had to be fake, though, right.

01:03:55.490 --> 01:03:55.893
You know what?

01:03:55.893 --> 01:03:57.608
If it was, she acted well.

01:03:57.608 --> 01:03:59.351
That's awesome, it was funny.

01:04:00.014 --> 01:04:00.675
It made me laugh.

01:04:00.675 --> 01:04:02.257
That's a good one.

01:04:04.248 --> 01:04:05.110
I got a couple of cocks.

01:04:05.110 --> 01:04:06.251
I mean numbers on my phone.

01:04:06.251 --> 01:04:11.132
Yeah, yeah, I could see that happening.

01:04:12.266 --> 01:04:17.268
I still can't understand why that would be the first thing that pops in your head when somebody wants to go for five guys.

01:04:17.268 --> 01:04:20.054
Really, really.

01:04:20.615 --> 01:04:21.777
Let me think Really.

01:04:21.777 --> 01:04:24.853
Let me think about that One, two, three, four, five.

01:04:24.853 --> 01:04:26.250
Okay, we can do it.

01:04:28.125 --> 01:04:29.949
Mouth and ear.

01:04:29.949 --> 01:04:33.777
Okay, we can do it Mouth and ear Okay we're in, are you?

01:04:33.777 --> 01:04:42.072
How long have we been going?

01:04:42.072 --> 01:04:46.494
17 minutes, or three days, hour and seven Six minutes.

01:04:48.025 --> 01:04:49.371
Six minutes we've been gone.

01:04:49.371 --> 01:04:52.514
Come on, what else you want to talk about?

01:04:53.190 --> 01:04:54.280
I don't know what you got.

01:04:54.300 --> 01:04:59.157
You got anything what really grinds your gears right now, patrick?

01:05:00.309 --> 01:05:01.333
this fucking country.

01:05:02.568 --> 01:05:07.916
Just how, how fucked up it is you know just how fucking stupid people it's, that it's, it's the.

01:05:07.936 --> 01:05:08.862
You know Just how fucking stupid people are.

01:05:08.862 --> 01:05:12.454
It's that, it's the you know, everybody against everybody else.

01:05:12.454 --> 01:05:14.467
There's no unity, there's no.

01:05:14.467 --> 01:05:21.751
There's so much divide, the bullshit that spewed out just for the hate and creating fucking issues.

01:05:21.751 --> 01:05:24.648
Peace, love, man, dude, that's what I'm talking about.

01:05:24.648 --> 01:05:24.849
Man.

01:05:24.849 --> 01:05:26.590
Like it's so easy.

01:05:26.590 --> 01:05:28.269
It really is, though, though.

01:05:28.269 --> 01:05:30.369
If you think about it, it's so fucking easy.

01:05:30.369 --> 01:05:33.333
It's just open your Fucking eyes and believe what you want to believe.

01:05:34.248 --> 01:05:37.094
That's it, and it's what everyone's doing which is causing half the problem.

01:05:37.929 --> 01:05:41.313
Yeah, well, that's the thing, but you still have the people are just like we're trying to silence that.

01:05:41.313 --> 01:05:43.853
There's nothing to see here.

01:05:43.853 --> 01:05:47.646
You know they're the fucking cop from South Park.

01:05:47.786 --> 01:05:52.429
Did you see the fucking thing I sent you with the devil in the boardroom?

01:05:53.150 --> 01:05:55.552
Oh my God, dude, play that motherfucker.

01:05:55.552 --> 01:05:56.514
That shit was funny.

01:05:56.514 --> 01:06:00.038
This is, oh my God Shit.

01:06:00.038 --> 01:06:01.119
Did you yeah?

01:06:01.119 --> 01:06:02.239
Where did you send that?

01:06:02.340 --> 01:06:04.041
I sent it to you and Kevin in text.

01:06:04.262 --> 01:06:10.012
All right, I got to find that, though I don't know, oh was it.

01:06:10.012 --> 01:06:10.914
How recent was it?

01:06:11.735 --> 01:06:14.983
Uh, yesterday, this morning something like that oh, is this it.

01:06:14.983 --> 01:06:19.615
Barry out.

01:06:21.365 --> 01:06:22.371
Thank you all for meeting with me.

01:06:22.371 --> 01:06:28.474
You're all doing some wonderful work destroying the world, but I think it's probably time for us to reevaluate.

01:06:28.885 --> 01:06:31.635
Sorry for the interruption, but I think we're in the wrong meeting.

01:06:31.635 --> 01:06:35.090
We're not here to destroy the world, we're here to save it.

01:06:35.090 --> 01:06:45.050
You see, we are some of the leading leaders of liberal causes and I'm with the Human Rights Campaign causes and I'm with the human rights campaign, who focus on lgbtq plus and trans rights.

01:06:45.050 --> 01:06:49.039
You see, I have an eagle sign to let you know that I'm a good person.

01:06:49.039 --> 01:06:51.106
Oh, excuse me.

01:06:51.106 --> 01:06:58.016
Women's reproductive rights climate free palestine open.

01:06:58.255 --> 01:06:59.516
I misspoke before.

01:06:59.516 --> 01:07:05.737
You guys are not destroying the world, okay, you are saving the world.

01:07:05.737 --> 01:07:06.219
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:07:06.219 --> 01:07:07.244
What's up with those scare quotes?

01:07:07.244 --> 01:07:11.476
Pretty sure I didn't use scare quotes when I said saving the world.

01:07:11.476 --> 01:07:17.393
The important thing to keep in mind is that there's a big election coming up and we're all on the same page, okay.

01:07:17.393 --> 01:07:23.777
So if we want Biden to win, he needs to win in order for us to save the world.

01:07:23.777 --> 01:07:27.293
If we want biden to win, you folks how can I say this?

01:07:27.293 --> 01:07:36.900
You, you, you might need to tone it down, just what that was a good question um, you're, uh, you're women's reproductive rights, right?

01:07:37.501 --> 01:07:42.007
okay, excellent branding, by the way, I see's a much easier on the ears than baby murder.

01:07:42.007 --> 01:07:47.708
So, yes, you on that one, but opposing any restrictions all the way through to the ninth month.

01:07:47.708 --> 01:07:56.429
I mean, you see how you're kind of tipping your hand right Makes people think, wait, maybe they actually want to kill babies and we do, obviously, no, we don't.

01:07:56.429 --> 01:08:00.052
Oh no, we don't, right, we don't.

01:08:00.052 --> 01:08:02.974
But you see, you see how it can kind of look that way.

01:08:02.974 --> 01:08:04.476
So that's, I mean, that's all I'm saying.

01:08:04.476 --> 01:08:05.456
You know, let's tone it down.

01:08:05.456 --> 01:08:06.478
And you, immigration?

01:08:06.478 --> 01:08:17.511
Clearly, we don't want a completely open border that undermines any sense of national sovereignty, driving down wages for the working class and overtaxing the welfare state.

01:08:17.511 --> 01:08:18.552
So let's go a bit easy there too.

01:08:18.552 --> 01:08:19.314
Why not something like this?

01:08:19.314 --> 01:08:23.341
Why not something like diversity is our?

01:08:23.341 --> 01:08:28.033
Are you trying to say diversity is our strength?

01:08:28.033 --> 01:08:30.466
Yes, how do you say that without laughing?

01:08:30.466 --> 01:08:32.412
Oh my gosh, I can't even get through it.

01:08:32.412 --> 01:08:35.353
This is, besides, my goodness.

01:08:35.393 --> 01:08:36.095
Okay, what about you?

01:08:36.095 --> 01:08:37.409
Pro-palestine you are?

01:08:37.409 --> 01:08:44.971
I'm going to say this You're kind of coming across like you just want to wipe israel off the map and kill all the jews.

01:08:44.971 --> 01:08:48.126
We do want to wipe israel off the map and kill all the jews.

01:08:48.126 --> 01:08:49.974
Of course, yes, yes, and that's awesome.

01:08:49.974 --> 01:08:56.738
I'm all for that, I love that, but you need to pretend like you don't want to wipe israel off the map and kill all the jews.

01:08:56.738 --> 01:08:58.021
Why, excuse me?

01:08:58.021 --> 01:09:05.534
I mean, we're pretty clear in our position and most young people and everyone on college campuses, and half the Democratic Party, of course, still support us.

01:09:05.534 --> 01:09:06.817
Yeah, it's cool.

01:09:06.817 --> 01:09:08.779
Now you may have a point there.

01:09:08.779 --> 01:09:11.913
You might be the only person in here that can be as evil as you want to be and get away with it.

01:09:11.913 --> 01:09:22.393
Still, let's think about tactics, okay, do you think that occupying bridges and blocking traffic is somehow winning people over to your cause?

01:09:22.512 --> 01:09:26.435
Yeah, and making people hate us by blocking traffic is our thing.

01:09:26.435 --> 01:09:28.478
He's stealing our thing.

01:09:28.677 --> 01:09:34.002
You're not stealing your thing, you must die, we will kill you all.

01:09:35.725 --> 01:09:37.389
See, this is what I'm talking about.

01:09:37.389 --> 01:09:41.318
I mean, okay, I love the homicidal thing that you got going on there.

01:09:41.318 --> 01:09:49.212
I really dig it okay, but maybe market it just a little bit differently, like the serial killer that everyone thinks is such a sweet guy.

01:09:49.212 --> 01:09:53.417
You know he's got 27 bodies in the basement but he's, like you know, coaching Little League.

01:09:53.417 --> 01:09:54.279
That's what I want.

01:09:54.279 --> 01:09:55.860
Be that guy.

01:09:55.860 --> 01:09:59.323
Back to America.

01:10:01.189 --> 01:10:03.822
You know, the funny thing is, you don't even look, dude, that is so funny.

01:10:04.386 --> 01:10:04.989
Be that guy.

01:10:04.989 --> 01:10:06.391
I think.

01:10:06.391 --> 01:10:09.792
I was watching that like 5 o'clock this morning and I'm chuckling my ass.

01:10:09.792 --> 01:10:11.367
I was like what's the matter with you?

01:10:11.367 --> 01:10:14.613
I'm like shut up, it's so true, that's crazy.

01:10:17.337 --> 01:10:18.779
Alright, what do you think?

01:10:20.506 --> 01:10:23.511
I think we should finish this bottle of bourbon and call it a day.

01:10:25.354 --> 01:10:25.855
What's that mean?

01:10:26.717 --> 01:10:27.059
I don't know.

01:10:27.864 --> 01:10:28.528
Do you want to play the?

01:10:29.024 --> 01:10:30.532
Do you have something else you want to talk about?

01:10:30.532 --> 01:10:30.805
Do you want?

01:10:30.826 --> 01:10:33.475
to play the Wile E Coyote oh.

01:10:36.108 --> 01:10:36.711
You could kill that.

01:10:36.711 --> 01:10:38.109
That was such a good one too.

01:10:38.109 --> 01:10:41.130
That was a good one.

01:10:43.105 --> 01:10:46.175
When I saw it I was like what the fuck is this big rock in the middle of the road?

01:10:47.662 --> 01:10:49.310
Yeah, they're not going to see it right.

01:10:50.386 --> 01:10:59.409
George Orwell once said every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it and wiser than the one that comes after it.

01:10:59.409 --> 01:11:05.993
Boomers will see this rock in the road and think, okay, let's figure out how to get it moved.

01:11:05.993 --> 01:11:16.652
Millennials and Gen Z will see the rock and cry about the inconvenience that it has caused them, then wonder if the rock identifies as a rock or is it actually a tree?

01:11:16.652 --> 01:11:28.953
Gen X, however, will see this rock and say I'll bet a hundred bucks there is a coyote under there bro, that is, it's exactly what I would like.

01:11:29.996 --> 01:11:31.257
Just, I'm not even joking.

01:11:31.257 --> 01:11:34.510
Like when I saw the rock, I'm like, instantly I was like why are they coyote?

01:11:34.510 --> 01:11:39.951
Like instantly, yep, when you see shit like that, a rock in the road or an anvil.

01:11:40.091 --> 01:11:40.854
Was there anything?

01:11:41.324 --> 01:11:45.492
That or rocket fucking Acme.

01:11:45.492 --> 01:11:46.615
Rocket on roller skates.

01:11:47.005 --> 01:11:49.846
Have they found anything racist with the fucking roadrunner or anything?

01:11:49.846 --> 01:11:53.295
Like that Is that an okay cartoon to still like it's too violent.

01:11:56.025 --> 01:11:56.809
Fucking violent.

01:11:56.809 --> 01:11:58.274
It was Fucking dicks.

01:11:58.274 --> 01:11:59.947
Call of.

01:12:01.752 --> 01:12:01.952
Duty.

01:12:02.573 --> 01:12:04.037
Yeah right, bugs Bunny.

01:12:04.037 --> 01:12:07.606
And who's Sam?

01:12:07.606 --> 01:12:08.350
What the fuck?

01:12:08.350 --> 01:12:09.747
Elmer Fudd, elmer Fudd.

01:12:09.747 --> 01:12:12.591
And who's the cowboy with the six guns?

01:12:14.328 --> 01:12:15.112
Yosemite Sam.

01:12:15.444 --> 01:12:15.645
Right.

01:12:15.867 --> 01:12:16.971
That shit's too violent.

01:12:16.971 --> 01:12:20.412
But hey six-year-old, go play Call of Duty and motherfuck some adult.

01:12:20.412 --> 01:12:21.765
I, hey six-year-old, go play Call of Duty and motherfuck some adult.

01:12:21.765 --> 01:12:23.588
You got Foghorn Leghorn.

01:12:23.588 --> 01:12:24.210
I'll say it.

01:12:24.210 --> 01:12:25.753
I'll say it, hey boy.

01:12:27.837 --> 01:12:30.948
Right, I totally forgot.

01:12:30.948 --> 01:12:33.747
I could do you Somebody say him that was Foghorn Leghorn.

01:12:33.747 --> 01:12:39.798
Whatever, you're not a dog, hey, I'll say it.

01:12:43.585 --> 01:12:44.949
It's a mix between Harry Cary and.

01:12:44.970 --> 01:12:46.935
Foghorn, her little jizz paw in there too.

01:12:46.935 --> 01:12:50.828
I think he's drunk, no.

01:12:50.929 --> 01:12:52.609
I'm not, I'll say it.

01:12:52.609 --> 01:13:03.421
I said hey boy, hey boy, oh god Do we do a show next week hey boy, hi, hi, oh God.

01:13:05.087 --> 01:13:05.747
Do we do a show next week?

01:13:05.747 --> 01:13:06.028
Yeah, why not?

01:13:06.028 --> 01:13:07.952
Well, we got to get a hold of.

01:13:07.971 --> 01:13:08.152
Joe Well.

01:13:08.733 --> 01:13:12.259
I would assume we're doing a show next week, Regardless if we you know.

01:13:12.259 --> 01:13:17.139
Yeah well, I'm not aware of anything that would preclude us from doing a show.

01:13:17.139 --> 01:13:17.824
It's not Mother's Day, it's not.

01:13:17.824 --> 01:13:19.586
I'm not away at a convention.

01:13:20.506 --> 01:13:22.747
Very good you got to check your softball schedule.

01:13:22.747 --> 01:13:25.667
I'm sure I'm fucking watching softball somewhere.

01:13:25.667 --> 01:13:30.350
Dude, the places you've been naming that these places are at.

01:13:30.990 --> 01:13:33.891
Oh, dude, there's weekend trips with hotels.

01:13:35.092 --> 01:13:37.814
So far we've gone from what Long Island to Saugerties.

01:13:37.814 --> 01:13:38.753
Yeah, yeah.

01:13:39.475 --> 01:13:47.997
There's one in Pennsylvania, there's a couple in New Jersey and they're going to play nationals in Delaware.

01:13:48.217 --> 01:13:49.198
Nationals for what?

01:13:49.238 --> 01:13:53.841
They're going to get ripped, so do you have to be good to play?

01:13:53.900 --> 01:13:54.440
nationals.

01:13:54.440 --> 01:13:59.463
I think you just have to pay money to get in the tournament and the other teams ask fuck you and send you home.

01:13:59.463 --> 01:14:01.590
Okay, we're here to throttle you.

01:14:01.609 --> 01:14:02.753
There's no qualifying.

01:14:03.314 --> 01:14:11.890
No, you have to be so good, it's all a fucking money grab and it's like, oh, you want to pay?

01:14:11.890 --> 01:14:12.873
Sure, come on in.

01:14:14.006 --> 01:14:27.386
These 16 nationally ranked teams are going to fucking beat you to death inside of five minutes and then you can leave my buddy lacy down in a south carolina told me that there's like travel soccer, that they, they go to fucking texas.

01:14:27.386 --> 01:14:30.671
Yeah, yep, I gotta.

01:14:30.771 --> 01:14:32.775
I was like what you know?

01:14:32.775 --> 01:14:43.515
Like I got a buddy whose daughter is so good is getting recruited to different teams that he may actually have to move to go where this team is located for his daughter to play there.

01:14:43.515 --> 01:14:44.362
Well, that's cool.

01:14:44.583 --> 01:14:45.890
Well, you got a kid like that.

01:14:45.890 --> 01:14:50.479
You move, you know, I guess yeah, why not?

01:14:50.479 --> 01:14:50.942
Dude could?

01:14:50.962 --> 01:14:53.989
be a fucking, it's fucking soccer.

01:14:53.989 --> 01:14:54.871
How much are you going to make?

01:14:54.890 --> 01:14:56.895
I don't know man $7.

01:14:58.819 --> 01:14:58.918
It's.

01:14:58.918 --> 01:15:02.307
It's more like endorsements, I would think, you know, not like.

01:15:03.648 --> 01:15:04.210
You're talking about.

01:15:04.289 --> 01:15:05.185
NIL Dude.

01:15:05.185 --> 01:15:06.787
It's a growing sport, man, by that time.

01:15:06.787 --> 01:15:07.270
You never know.

01:15:08.086 --> 01:15:12.056
Listen again, it certainly is, and I actually yeah, you've played.

01:15:12.056 --> 01:15:15.265
Well, not only have I played, but I enjoy watching the US national team.

01:15:15.324 --> 01:15:16.791
It's the original play-by-play over here.

01:15:16.791 --> 01:15:21.073
What did I say?

01:15:21.073 --> 01:15:22.809
It's the original Pele.

01:15:22.809 --> 01:15:23.612
I mean, come on.

01:15:28.966 --> 01:15:35.748
So anyway, I was saying, pele was a lot taller and darker, a little darker too.

01:15:39.525 --> 01:15:43.345
He could actually jump in the air and kick the ball, but I can't get my feet off the ground.

01:15:43.466 --> 01:15:44.944
I was thinking about you on the chair, anyways.

01:15:45.024 --> 01:15:51.640
They're supposed to be building like some big fucking Complex down by, like Shea Stadium or whatever they call that fucking place now.

01:15:52.082 --> 01:15:56.324
Shea Field Complex for what Sports like soccer fields.

01:15:56.345 --> 01:15:57.546
What's the name of their fucking?

01:15:57.567 --> 01:15:57.867
stadium.

01:15:57.907 --> 01:15:58.927
City Field, but they're making.

01:15:58.948 --> 01:16:00.229
What's the name of their fucking stadium?

01:16:00.229 --> 01:16:01.350
Citi Field Citi.

01:16:01.390 --> 01:16:04.956
Field, but they're making this whole recreational.

01:16:05.275 --> 01:16:07.359
They want something that can win in that area.

01:16:07.658 --> 01:16:08.881
It's going to be like a concert venue too.

01:16:10.185 --> 01:16:13.284
Something with a concert venue, yeah, like all that industrial fucking ghetto that's there.

01:16:13.505 --> 01:16:15.511
They're going to fucking bulldoze it and build it back up.

01:16:15.712 --> 01:16:18.429
Yeah, I think they're in the process now it, I think they're in the process.

01:16:18.448 --> 01:16:19.131
now it got approved.

01:16:19.331 --> 01:16:20.694
I got to try to get a piece of that insurance.

01:16:20.694 --> 01:16:29.096
Call them, call Steve, if anyone's listening to the fucking retail insurance broker who's on that fucking project.

01:16:29.096 --> 01:16:34.175
Pay no attention to shit we say on this show.

01:16:34.175 --> 01:16:37.394
Call me privately, dude, that shit's going to take like a decade to do.

01:16:38.166 --> 01:16:39.130
I certainly hope so, kev.

01:16:39.130 --> 01:16:39.733
It's a lot of money.

01:16:39.733 --> 01:16:40.890
You can undercut somebody.

01:16:40.890 --> 01:16:41.752
It's a lot of money.

01:16:41.752 --> 01:16:42.577
You can undercut somebody.

01:16:42.577 --> 01:16:43.158
It's a lot of money.

01:16:43.158 --> 01:16:44.425
Yeah, a lot of money there.

01:16:44.425 --> 01:16:49.396
You just walk in there and undercut them, right, that's business, right Capitalism.

01:16:50.407 --> 01:16:52.993
Oh, let's see how bad my father's day is fucked up tomorrow.

01:16:52.993 --> 01:16:54.036
Here we go.

01:16:54.036 --> 01:16:54.578
What happened?

01:16:54.578 --> 01:16:59.240
Leah has to be at the field at 8.45 am you leaving now.

01:16:59.240 --> 01:17:07.189
So that's a 6 o'clock wake-up time, to leave by 7.

01:17:07.189 --> 01:17:08.914
18.

01:17:10.546 --> 01:17:11.449
8.45?

01:17:11.449 --> 01:17:11.449
.

01:17:11.449 --> 01:17:13.529
Wait, you gotta be at Saugerties at 8.45?

01:17:13.529 --> 01:17:17.694
It's only an hour and a half you have to be at Saugerties at 8.45.

01:17:18.206 --> 01:17:19.572
I guess it's South Albany, right.

01:17:20.404 --> 01:17:21.068
Yeah, but it's not that far.

01:17:21.068 --> 01:17:21.328
Not that far.

01:17:21.328 --> 01:17:22.432
It's westugert, or is it 845?

01:17:22.432 --> 01:17:23.095
I guess it's South Albany, right?

01:17:23.095 --> 01:17:23.797
Yeah, but it's not that far.

01:17:23.818 --> 01:17:27.171
Not that far it's west, though it's an hour ride, it's a little west Hour and 15, hour and 20, yeah.

01:17:27.364 --> 01:17:30.970
Yeah, depending on it's usually yeah, well, it's holiday, dude.

01:17:31.085 --> 01:17:32.331
You never know who's traveling.

01:17:32.331 --> 01:17:37.573
Not at 7 o'clock in the morning, Kev Not at, I'll probably hit traffic Actually.

01:17:37.573 --> 01:17:39.796
Maybe you got people going to visit dad in Canada.

01:17:39.796 --> 01:17:40.457
You don't know.

01:17:40.677 --> 01:17:45.130
Actually, I probably won't hit traffic on the way back, because where did Canada?

01:17:45.171 --> 01:17:47.189
come from the way he's going to have to get to Sorghetti's.

01:17:47.189 --> 01:17:50.213
I'm trying to, you know, like Thruway 87?

01:17:50.213 --> 01:17:52.405
Yeah, 87 up, you know.

01:17:52.627 --> 01:17:55.409
Well, actually I took the back roads the other day.

01:17:55.409 --> 01:17:56.234
It wasn't bad.

01:18:02.608 --> 01:18:03.590
Where'd you go.

01:18:03.590 --> 01:18:04.811
I took out a Taconic to a bull's head road.

01:18:04.811 --> 01:18:08.659
I love bull's head.

01:18:11.189 --> 01:18:12.712
Dude, you're sleeping in your truck tonight.

01:18:12.712 --> 01:18:13.033
What's?

01:18:13.094 --> 01:18:13.234
wrong?

01:18:13.234 --> 01:18:13.796
No, I'm not.

01:18:13.796 --> 01:18:16.145
There's been a lot of innuendo this evening.

01:18:16.145 --> 01:18:18.313
A lot of innuendo, bull's head.

01:18:19.024 --> 01:18:21.646
I think that fucking cartoon porn sent them over the edge.

01:18:21.646 --> 01:18:23.269
It might have it might have.

01:18:23.288 --> 01:18:24.069
It's not funny, kevin.

01:18:24.069 --> 01:18:26.474
Shut your mouth.

01:18:26.474 --> 01:18:27.515
It's kind of funny.

01:18:27.515 --> 01:18:31.341
Go ahead, say something stupid, you're going to say something stupid.

01:18:31.345 --> 01:18:32.447
Where's your favorite little button?

01:18:32.447 --> 01:18:35.011
Where is it?

01:18:35.011 --> 01:18:36.493
Shut up, bitch.

01:18:36.493 --> 01:18:37.235
There it is.

01:18:37.235 --> 01:18:38.216
It's always good.

01:18:39.278 --> 01:18:44.521
This fucking guy's been trying to find a way to sneak away for 10 minutes, since you saw that thing on TV.

01:18:46.953 --> 01:18:54.993
What, what Cranking in the corner on a fucking cartoon porn Bull's head Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, let's have sex.

01:18:54.993 --> 01:19:00.077
You know, no, biggie Kevin would walk in.

01:19:00.096 --> 01:19:00.760
There's a pill for that.

01:19:00.824 --> 01:19:01.226
Kevin would walk in.

01:19:01.226 --> 01:19:01.376
There's a pill for that.

01:19:01.376 --> 01:19:04.472
Kevin would walk in, let the boy watch.

01:19:07.145 --> 01:19:08.168
Try to turn this on me.

01:19:08.168 --> 01:19:09.935
It's a little weird.

01:19:10.805 --> 01:19:11.646
It's a little weird.

01:19:11.646 --> 01:19:14.052
All right, I'm done, I'm tired.

01:19:14.052 --> 01:19:16.518
You finished, are you done?

01:19:16.518 --> 01:19:19.690
You just going to roll over and go to sleep now?

01:19:19.690 --> 01:19:20.012
Yeah, are you?

01:19:20.033 --> 01:19:20.335
done, kevin?

01:19:20.335 --> 01:19:21.220
I think you roll over and go to sleep now.

01:19:21.220 --> 01:19:21.944
Yeah, are you done, kevin?

01:19:21.944 --> 01:19:24.211
I think you should spoon me, kevin, for a minute.

01:19:24.350 --> 01:19:25.635
You don't want to cuddle, no.

01:19:36.335 --> 01:19:37.817
Shotgun little spoon.

01:19:38.637 --> 01:19:40.261
That's good, that's good.

01:19:40.305 --> 01:19:44.912
That's how we end the fucking episode on that, all right so play a little music and uh, yeah, what do you want to hear?

01:19:44.931 --> 01:20:02.501
you should play lit again yeah, gorillas, give me some gorillas, gorillas that wasn't bad no, it wasn't bad.

01:20:02.520 --> 01:20:03.442
No, it wasn't bad at all.

01:20:03.442 --> 01:20:04.207
That's feel-good.

01:20:04.207 --> 01:20:05.469
Ink right, want me to beatbox?

01:20:05.469 --> 01:20:07.292
No, no.

01:20:10.097 --> 01:20:10.238
No.

01:20:18.753 --> 01:20:21.819
What was the one you were just doing?

01:20:21.819 --> 01:20:22.279
You know this.

01:20:22.279 --> 01:20:31.492
What am I fucking talking about?

01:20:31.492 --> 01:20:51.761
Yeah, I need more cowbell.

01:20:51.761 --> 01:21:07.332
Give me that tambourine.

01:21:07.332 --> 01:21:09.315
All right, ladies, fuck this shit, we're out.

01:21:09.315 --> 01:21:10.398
Take it deep.

01:21:10.618 --> 01:21:14.270
Happy Father's Day, bitches.

01:21:14.773 --> 01:21:27.078
We're back live people we got stories Shit's happening, shit's happening, right, sorry, sorry so I was outside I asked pat.

01:21:27.078 --> 01:21:30.193
I was like, dude, you see that picture of the snake I sent?

01:21:30.193 --> 01:21:32.096
Yeah, I was like it's right over there.

01:21:32.096 --> 01:21:35.476
And he's like, oh, he's all you know bugging out or whatever.

01:21:35.717 --> 01:21:49.537
I wasn't bugging out well, obviously didn't enjoy snakes, like kind of skeeved out maybe the only thing that could have been worse was it was a spider snake, maybe spider snake, maybe a little fear, you know.

01:21:50.137 --> 01:21:50.297
Um.

01:21:50.297 --> 01:21:53.835
So I just kind of kind of laughed.

01:21:53.835 --> 01:21:55.760
Like you know, I laughed.

01:21:55.760 --> 01:21:57.545
It was a cool picture of the garter snake.

01:21:57.545 --> 01:21:59.668
He was all perched up like a spitting cobra.

01:21:59.668 --> 01:22:03.698
Like ready to fucking like, pounce on like a cricket.

01:22:04.118 --> 01:22:05.930
Okay, so I just emailed it.

01:22:05.930 --> 01:22:10.634
I think I'll be able to, I'll be able to share this, so just give me one second.

01:22:10.634 --> 01:22:12.505
Keep talking, keep talking.

01:22:12.645 --> 01:22:16.265
So then like uh, he starts, you know, he's like, well, did?

01:22:16.265 --> 01:22:17.667
He's like I've been traumatized.

01:22:17.667 --> 01:22:19.649
I'm like traumatized by what dude?

01:22:19.649 --> 01:22:26.377
Like what happened, you got an incident, so and then he tells me this okay.

01:22:27.139 --> 01:22:32.171
So do you remember back in the day, maddie, when, um, they would have middle school?

01:22:32.171 --> 01:22:35.578
Yeah right, they would have, like uh, what do you call it?

01:22:35.578 --> 01:22:37.568
The exotic animals.

01:22:37.568 --> 01:22:39.231
Like you remember this?

01:22:39.873 --> 01:22:44.132
Like the in-school field trip, go sit in the auditorium everybody.

01:22:44.193 --> 01:22:47.515
you know yes, yes, yep, yep, All right.

01:22:47.515 --> 01:22:49.430
I'm trying to find.

01:22:49.430 --> 01:22:51.467
I can't find a live to share.

01:22:51.467 --> 01:22:52.869
Wait a minute.

01:22:53.230 --> 01:22:55.014
I think I can do it.

01:22:55.014 --> 01:22:55.675
Downloads.

01:22:55.675 --> 01:22:58.899
That wasn't it, shit?

01:23:00.652 --> 01:23:04.234
Where is it you want me to just hold it up in front of the fucking camera?

01:23:05.347 --> 01:23:17.050
no, you dickhead oh, there, it is alright, so this is on down 740 see, this is kind of cool.

01:23:17.070 --> 01:23:21.103
He was just kind of chilling out, just like that, and he didn't move when I walked by him and so I whipped out the camera and I was like, oh, this is a cool like that.

01:23:21.103 --> 01:23:24.331
And he didn't move when I walked by him and so I whipped out the camera and I was like, oh, this is a cool pic.

01:23:25.012 --> 01:23:25.845
He's ready to pounce.

01:23:26.809 --> 01:23:27.652
Little garter snake.

01:23:28.472 --> 01:23:29.625
That is not a garter snake.

01:23:29.725 --> 01:23:30.890
That's a garter snake man.

01:23:30.890 --> 01:23:32.744
The yard is full of them, whatever.

01:23:37.034 --> 01:23:39.791
So anyway, wait, wait, wait, I can share the screen.

01:23:39.791 --> 01:23:41.514
So there it is there we go.

01:23:41.514 --> 01:23:41.698
So anyway, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:41.698 --> 01:23:42.110
Okay, so I could share the screen.

01:23:42.110 --> 01:23:42.414
So we're gonna.

01:23:42.414 --> 01:23:43.104
Oh, we have, we have done.

01:23:43.104 --> 01:23:45.711
There, it is there, it is there we go.

01:23:45.711 --> 01:23:48.358
So now, that's, that's the snake, so people can see this.

01:23:48.358 --> 01:23:51.291
All right, snakes why all?

01:23:51.411 --> 01:23:52.453
right, so snakes?

01:23:52.453 --> 01:23:53.636
I was like, yeah, I saw that.

01:23:53.636 --> 01:23:53.936
I was like.

01:23:53.936 --> 01:23:56.546
I was like I just I've been traumatized with snakes.

01:23:56.546 --> 01:23:58.248
And he's like, oh, yeah, how?

01:23:58.248 --> 01:24:17.764
So in seventh grade they had um exotic animals and they had it in the george fisher middle school auditorium and next thing, you know, like all these animals come through and he's like, oh, we're gonna need some, we're gonna need some um volunteers.

01:24:17.764 --> 01:24:19.747
Yeah, but what was the word I used?

01:24:19.747 --> 01:24:23.212
I forgot we're going to need some brave people out there.

01:24:23.212 --> 01:24:25.815
Yeah, I was like oh me me.

01:24:26.556 --> 01:24:28.560
I got chosen right and this is back when you had hair.

01:24:31.854 --> 01:24:34.587
Yeah, beautiful, beautiful, long mane Rawr.

01:24:34.587 --> 01:24:47.590
So lo and behold, they pull out this like 32-foot anaconda From their pants, from this satchel they had an anaconda in a satchel.

01:24:47.891 --> 01:24:50.091
Pulled out a Damien Next thing you know you have like 10 kids.

01:24:50.091 --> 01:24:52.752
Jake DeSnake Roberts came out and clotheslined you.

01:24:52.752 --> 01:24:53.755
Did the guy have a mullet?

01:24:53.864 --> 01:24:56.131
Yo, he booted me right in the mouth at seventh grade.

01:24:56.131 --> 01:24:58.305
It was unbelievable, fucking.

01:24:58.305 --> 01:24:58.988
You heard the bell.

01:24:58.988 --> 01:24:59.930
It was unbelievable.

01:24:59.930 --> 01:25:00.893
You heard the bell, it was nuts.

01:25:00.893 --> 01:25:04.944
So it ends up where there's like 12 of us holding this fucking thing Right.

01:25:04.944 --> 01:25:15.622
I end up at the neck head area, and when I mean Like not front seat of the roller coaster, but like yeah, close enough.

01:25:15.622 --> 01:25:26.994
Okay, when I mean the strength and the muscle and the girth, the girth of this animal, first time you ever grabbed anything girthy.

01:25:27.034 --> 01:25:35.351
Huh yeah, well it's middle school yeah people gotta make money somehow anyway.

01:25:36.292 --> 01:25:43.480
So it was, it's, it's, it's pure amazement, like how you know how this thing can kill things.

01:25:43.744 --> 01:25:45.506
Did it latch onto you so.

01:25:46.189 --> 01:25:54.011
I'm sitting there thinking I'm all cool, weaving back and forth with this fucking thing, holding it, struggling, and I hear out of the corner of my ear.

01:25:54.011 --> 01:26:02.292
I'm just like, oh, and anacondas are known to strike sometimes when you smack them down by the tail, and I was like what?

01:26:02.292 --> 01:26:03.470
Who was holding the tail?

01:26:03.470 --> 01:26:08.493
The tail was down there, I was by the head, yeah.

01:26:08.493 --> 01:26:12.315
So the guy starts smacking the tail like down by the tail.

01:26:12.404 --> 01:26:13.730
The owner, the snake owner guy.

01:26:14.085 --> 01:26:14.926
So I think it's.

01:26:14.926 --> 01:26:22.376
This motherfucking snake goes around me and starts constricting my neck.

01:26:26.440 --> 01:26:30.465
Okay, I would give anything in the world.

01:26:30.706 --> 01:26:32.391
There's gotta be video of this.

01:26:32.391 --> 01:26:32.814
I don't know.

01:26:35.270 --> 01:26:37.609
Back in 7th grade somebody had a fucking shoulder.

01:26:37.609 --> 01:26:39.046
It had to be a shoulder, bro.

01:26:39.287 --> 01:26:45.024
how quick how quick it was, like it just starts constricting.

01:26:45.024 --> 01:26:50.631
I start crying my eyes out as I'm running, crying on stage.

01:26:51.828 --> 01:26:53.313
How hard was it to get off?

01:26:53.313 --> 01:26:54.128
It was hard.

01:26:54.128 --> 01:26:57.371
I had to Was the guy like oh shit.

01:26:57.565 --> 01:26:58.534
Did you say your dick was hard?

01:27:00.126 --> 01:27:05.953
I had to pull like real hard and it like it, stayed for a second and I slipped my fucking hand in.

01:27:06.289 --> 01:27:07.145
Oh, so you got out.

01:27:07.145 --> 01:27:08.944
You didn't have to get rescued.

01:27:09.949 --> 01:27:11.912
I took myself out, dude, I freaked the fuck out.

01:27:11.912 --> 01:27:13.644
I was gonna be eaten.

01:27:16.372 --> 01:27:19.385
Was it perched over top of your head Like it was getting ready to fucking clamp you.

01:27:19.685 --> 01:27:26.833
You're totally like out of Aladdin, or Anaconda, did you leave crying like while everyone's still holding the snake?

01:27:26.833 --> 01:27:27.796
Yes, oh man.

01:27:31.069 --> 01:27:32.283
I ran down the fucking-.

01:27:32.283 --> 01:27:34.131
I wonder why no one has any respect for you.

01:27:34.131 --> 01:27:34.993
That's embarrassing.

01:27:34.993 --> 01:27:36.149
That's not embarrassing.

01:27:36.149 --> 01:27:36.872
I was scared.

01:27:37.706 --> 01:27:39.353
You ran away crying, kevin.

01:27:39.353 --> 01:27:40.849
You ran away crying.

01:27:40.849 --> 01:27:45.271
All right, he go cry in the car, okay, okay, okay.

01:27:45.292 --> 01:27:47.557
Speaking of crying, I know, speaking of crying.

01:27:48.466 --> 01:27:55.494
I would not even have told my closest friend this story, but Kevin, kevin relinquished this story.

01:27:56.206 --> 01:27:58.234
But I mean, Matt might remember this.

01:27:58.234 --> 01:28:00.690
Do you know something?

01:28:00.711 --> 01:28:02.375
about him being in the fifth grade.

01:28:02.375 --> 01:28:04.993
No, no, no, no, I'm just saying and losing a tug of war.

01:28:05.725 --> 01:28:11.818
So do you remember at the end of the year they'd hold those gymnasium fucking games?

01:28:12.686 --> 01:28:13.489
That was field day.

01:28:13.630 --> 01:28:16.570
Whatever, no, no, this was middle school.

01:28:16.570 --> 01:28:17.274
It was middle school.

01:28:17.274 --> 01:28:19.072
Yeah, this was George Fisher Middle School.

01:28:19.072 --> 01:28:21.332
Because it was middle school.

01:28:21.332 --> 01:28:21.734
Yeah, this was george fisher middle school.

01:28:21.685 --> 01:28:28.949
Um, because it was um I mean, I certainly remember we had all the gladiator games when we were in school dodgeball, tug of war, yeah, it was like wrestling.

01:28:28.989 --> 01:28:34.087
It was like a multi-day event at the end of the year like you like.

01:28:34.087 --> 01:28:37.832
It was just like the gymnasium, I don't know Sounds like my daughter's tournament.

01:28:38.332 --> 01:28:39.595
Did you hear this story?

01:28:40.336 --> 01:28:47.925
So like I won a couple of events, you know Like there was like a kickball thing- he's nationally ranked.

01:28:47.925 --> 01:28:54.697
There was like a bunch of things and it was like you know, I think I won like best guy whatever.

01:28:54.697 --> 01:28:56.126
And there was like a girl won.

01:28:56.126 --> 01:28:59.831
They won best guy whatever, most athletic, yeah, best guy, whatever.

01:28:59.890 --> 01:29:00.431
What is that?

01:29:00.551 --> 01:29:02.994
Did you throw an 80 mile an hour fastball that day?

01:29:03.034 --> 01:29:05.797
No, no, I won best guy, whatever.

01:29:06.057 --> 01:29:12.896
No, but there was like a there was a thing, a, thing, Like yeah, there was a whole bunch of different shit.

01:29:13.907 --> 01:29:15.774
It was almost like the Olympics, almost right.

01:29:15.774 --> 01:29:23.469
All right, so you're the Bruce Jenner Paraplegic Olympics, if you want to rate it like that.

01:29:23.469 --> 01:29:25.190
Sure, and the girl winner was Lynn Albert.

01:29:25.190 --> 01:29:26.953
You remember Lynn Albert, I certainly do.

01:29:26.953 --> 01:29:27.996
All right, she was a giant.

01:29:27.996 --> 01:29:31.710
Yes, right, tall, tall girl.

01:29:31.710 --> 01:29:33.887
Yeah, I mean, especially for you.

01:29:33.887 --> 01:29:39.158
Sorry, buddy, I had to get one in.

01:29:39.158 --> 01:30:00.175
So Mr McCall, the gym teacher yes, I recall he had us do like tug of war, like everybody's holy fuck, I do remember this and she beat me yes, she did.

01:30:01.086 --> 01:30:03.229
Yeah, remember this.

01:30:03.229 --> 01:30:07.655
And she beat me.

01:30:07.655 --> 01:30:08.297
Yes, she did.

01:30:08.297 --> 01:30:13.747
Yeah, it was like fifth grade, though you know it wasn't like eighth grade.

01:30:13.747 --> 01:30:29.069
I think I could have won at eighth grade, but in fifth grade she got me man she was like, she was like five, seven in fifth grade yeah, she was, she was a tall girl and the worst thing is about this did you shit yourself during the tug?

01:30:29.090 --> 01:30:29.270
of war.

01:30:30.268 --> 01:30:40.914
I can't think of anything worse than that so my like my uncle, with the bear story I told you about you know, like I got lost with my BB gun and stuff.

01:30:40.914 --> 01:30:49.073
So my father, my uncle and her father were hunting buddies and like since childhood, like we would go over their house.

01:30:49.073 --> 01:30:50.430
You ruined it, didn't you?

01:30:50.430 --> 01:30:58.289
Because we would go over the house for like New Year's and stuff like that and like we were friends, family friends, you know, in a sense.

01:30:58.289 --> 01:31:12.045
And man, I had to live with that through fucking, not only through middle school but throughout my like holidays, certain holidays and did you guys try to like arm wrestle anytime during the holidays?

01:31:12.988 --> 01:31:19.885
no, no she would probably throw, but it was a did you try to bang her one of the holiday pork?

01:31:20.306 --> 01:31:20.689
no, no dude.

01:31:22.127 --> 01:31:22.412
She fucking.

01:31:22.412 --> 01:31:24.423
No, no, Get away from me little man.

01:31:24.423 --> 01:31:26.231
Heil drives him.

01:31:27.627 --> 01:31:29.913
She power bombed him to the table at Christmas dinner.

01:31:29.913 --> 01:31:31.077
Get off me, minion.

01:31:31.265 --> 01:31:33.091
I'm glad only one person's watching this.

01:31:33.091 --> 01:31:36.252
But yeah, you're nothing but a minion, kevin.

01:31:36.252 --> 01:31:37.971
You do remember it now, right.

01:31:38.104 --> 01:31:38.886
I do remember that.

01:31:38.926 --> 01:31:44.672
Yes, yeah, man, yes, you do remember it now, right, I do remember that yes, Not only did I beat you in tug of war, I'll beat you in life loser.

01:31:44.832 --> 01:31:47.235
Like you told the snake story, I was like man, that's so embarrassing.

01:31:47.235 --> 01:31:49.899
I was like, yeah, I got an embarrassing story from middle school.

01:31:49.899 --> 01:31:54.510
That's embarrassing, dude, dude, I got a really embarrassing story.

01:31:54.510 --> 01:31:54.872
It's really not.

01:31:54.872 --> 01:31:58.768
She was a fucking freak, you know she could dunk.

01:31:59.108 --> 01:32:00.109
She was a big strong girl.

01:32:00.130 --> 01:32:02.193
She could dunk in middle school.

01:32:02.293 --> 01:32:03.836
And she wasn't heavy either.

01:32:03.836 --> 01:32:05.439
No, she was tall.

01:32:08.451 --> 01:32:13.391
Yeah, nice kid, oh yeah great family Love them.

01:32:13.391 --> 01:32:17.509
But yeah, that's the bonus show.

01:32:17.609 --> 01:32:22.451
Hey, lynn, if you gotta choose teams, can you and Kevin do a tug-of-war?

01:32:25.077 --> 01:32:25.832
can we find her?

01:32:25.832 --> 01:32:26.765
Bring her out of retirement?

01:32:28.069 --> 01:32:34.757
tug-of-war in the backyard like she was like a foot and a half taller than me man ship.

01:32:34.998 --> 01:32:37.645
She will wreck your skinny ankle to ass right now.

01:32:37.645 --> 01:32:39.127
Oh my God.

01:32:42.230 --> 01:32:44.212
So that's our stories there.

01:32:44.212 --> 01:32:47.115
It is Just a little extra on the bonus show.

01:32:47.355 --> 01:32:49.037
Nice job, fellas Nice job.

01:32:49.377 --> 01:32:49.958
That we can break.

01:32:49.958 --> 01:32:50.399
That's it.

01:32:51.060 --> 01:32:56.019
Kevin's a faggot, wow.

01:32:56.019 --> 01:32:57.885
And Pat's a fucking retard for fucking holding the phone.

01:32:58.386 --> 01:32:59.752
You know what I just wasn't as mad.

01:32:59.784 --> 01:33:01.431
Why do I gotta be a retard for running?

01:33:02.286 --> 01:33:08.587
I was about to be fucking eaten dude, you ran away crying when they were still holding the thing you lost to a 6'5 chick.

01:33:08.646 --> 01:33:10.969
I was gonna say faggot, I could go faggot back to back.

01:33:10.969 --> 01:33:11.771
I mean you can?

01:33:14.225 --> 01:33:14.828
Yeah, you can.

01:33:14.828 --> 01:33:16.627
You left the stage, bro.

01:33:16.627 --> 01:33:17.591
It's not like they were done.

01:33:21.524 --> 01:33:23.292
I was gonna be swallowed like fucking ice cube, bro, like you went crying.

01:33:23.292 --> 01:33:29.756
I was looking for jennifer lopez john voight, actually, I mean, but I was looking for jennifer lopez, I at least cried by myself, not in front of everybody.

01:33:29.756 --> 01:33:32.726
I let it out, bro, I wear it on my sleeve.

01:33:32.726 --> 01:33:34.213
You went, you went to the.

01:33:34.335 --> 01:33:37.207
You went to the little girl's room afterwards and you cried I don't keep it in, kevin.

01:33:37.226 --> 01:33:38.451
I waited till I got home, cried in the shower.

01:33:38.470 --> 01:33:44.250
I don't keep it in, kevin, I waited until I got home I cried in my room.

01:33:44.250 --> 01:33:46.175
I was in the shower like the crying game.

01:33:46.175 --> 01:33:50.811
Oh, no.

01:33:53.864 --> 01:33:54.868
Oh, way to make it cringy.

01:33:54.868 --> 01:33:56.493
What sad song do you have in the background?

01:33:56.493 --> 01:33:57.315
Way to make it cringy.

01:33:57.315 --> 01:33:59.752
It's hard to say I'm sorry by Chicago.

01:33:59.752 --> 01:34:04.592
The background to make it cringy, it's hard to say I'm sorry by chicago.

01:34:04.632 --> 01:34:08.439
Yeah, just why not the crying game song, yeah sorry seems to be the hardest word.

01:34:08.439 --> 01:34:26.533
Elton john oh fuck, we got two people I hope.

01:34:26.592 --> 01:34:29.077
One of those is you we just, we just live stream.

01:34:29.077 --> 01:34:40.750
This doesn't matter, we'll be there for days oh, where's the fucking bluetooth bro that sucks?

01:34:41.090 --> 01:34:43.434
Oh, where's the fucking Bluetooth bro that sucks?

01:34:43.434 --> 01:34:43.954
Fuck man.

01:34:43.994 --> 01:34:45.859
Moment ruined, no.

01:34:47.846 --> 01:34:48.106
Ruined.

01:34:48.106 --> 01:34:49.048
Why am I not connected?

01:34:49.048 --> 01:34:53.658
That's weird.

01:34:53.658 --> 01:34:56.493
Press Bluetooth Now we are.

01:34:56.493 --> 01:34:58.430
Oh, there we go.

01:34:58.430 --> 01:35:01.810
That's a nice little tone right there.

01:35:01.810 --> 01:35:11.365
That's peculiar, Right A little bit of this man.

01:35:11.365 --> 01:35:16.818
I just lost that tug-of-war to that tall bitch down the street.

01:35:16.818 --> 01:35:22.708
Now I got to go home and just and just I gotta wash this filth off of me.

01:35:22.708 --> 01:35:24.725
Her father's gonna call my father.

01:35:24.784 --> 01:35:26.766
What am I gonna do to?

01:35:26.806 --> 01:35:28.353
make you love me.

01:35:32.349 --> 01:35:32.730
What am I?

01:35:32.845 --> 01:35:34.972
gonna do to make you care?

01:35:34.972 --> 01:35:40.014
What do I do when?

01:35:40.033 --> 01:35:40.438
lightning strikes me.

01:35:40.438 --> 01:35:43.313
What do I do when lightning strikes me?

01:35:43.313 --> 01:35:48.841
Yeah, what was her name and a way to find Lynn?

01:35:48.841 --> 01:35:52.274
Albert, it's fine.

01:35:53.590 --> 01:35:54.032
Fifth grade.

01:35:54.032 --> 01:35:58.614
What do I do To make you love Lynn?

01:35:58.614 --> 01:35:59.096
Fifth grade.

01:35:59.096 --> 01:36:03.331
It's fifthth grade people well, I'm just saying.

01:36:03.350 --> 01:36:09.484
The story seems to have stuck with you it was like 118 pounds pure fucking muscle.

01:36:10.408 --> 01:36:12.712
No, you get to do a lot of pull ups.

01:36:12.712 --> 01:36:13.574
That's why I was there.

01:36:17.015 --> 01:36:17.615
I was there to win.

01:36:17.615 --> 01:36:18.609
I was there to win.

01:36:18.609 --> 01:36:19.533
Fucking tournament, bro.

01:36:19.533 --> 01:36:21.131
Fucking kicked the ball Really far.

01:36:23.376 --> 01:36:26.430
I did a couple of things Like fucking awesome and I ended up fucking.

01:36:26.867 --> 01:36:28.630
Yeah, watch how far I can throw this boomerang?

01:36:29.466 --> 01:36:32.619
See, it was just teaching you Early in life what happens when you Try to excel Right.

01:36:33.929 --> 01:36:35.274
Remember the Nerf boomerang?

01:36:35.716 --> 01:36:41.613
Maybe you remember the Nerf boomerang I was gonna say maybe she was like really a dude in like the first transgenic.

01:36:41.753 --> 01:36:42.055
No.

01:36:42.886 --> 01:36:44.372
Don't even go there, no.

01:36:44.784 --> 01:36:46.532
Is she swimming for University of Penn now?

01:36:47.648 --> 01:36:55.730
Unless she pegged you at one of the holiday dinners, I beat you a tug of war.

01:36:55.730 --> 01:36:56.412
Now take this.

01:36:57.626 --> 01:37:03.929
I pick things up and put them down Right on you, small Kevin.

01:37:07.796 --> 01:37:08.198
Little K.

01:37:08.198 --> 01:37:17.613
I was getting so many compliments at the start of the show.

01:37:17.613 --> 01:37:20.532
You guys just can't help yourself.

01:37:20.532 --> 01:37:23.774
Let's do a bonus show and fucking shit on them.

01:37:23.774 --> 01:37:25.622
Get on your knees, little boy.

01:37:25.622 --> 01:37:30.211
Tug on this.

01:37:30.211 --> 01:37:31.493
Hey, tug on this.

01:37:31.552 --> 01:37:37.305
It's me lynn albert no, come on come on getting mean, there you're out of water.

01:37:37.567 --> 01:37:38.167
sorry you're out.

01:37:38.167 --> 01:37:40.234
You're out of water, sorry You're out of water.

01:37:40.395 --> 01:37:41.117
You're out of water.

01:37:41.176 --> 01:37:42.159
Who's being mean?

01:37:42.159 --> 01:37:47.128
The way you make it sound, that's the way she must have been talking.

01:37:47.128 --> 01:37:48.373
6'5" in fifth grade.

01:37:50.335 --> 01:37:50.762
She was tall.

01:37:50.762 --> 01:37:53.152
She was tall dude.

01:37:53.152 --> 01:37:54.447
She was a no-joke.

01:37:54.447 --> 01:37:56.211
6-something in fifth grade.

01:37:58.617 --> 01:38:02.645
Yeah, I think she ended up going to play D1 basketball Somewhere.

01:38:02.967 --> 01:38:10.675
I think she like played varsity High school basketball as like a Fucking 6th or 7th grader Yep.

01:38:12.731 --> 01:38:13.173
Yeah she was.

01:38:13.173 --> 01:38:14.811
She's got all the stats.

01:38:16.519 --> 01:38:17.164
How come I don't remember.

01:38:17.164 --> 01:38:20.515
It's not so bad when, like you hear, you know.

01:38:21.947 --> 01:38:22.608
Well, no, it is.

01:38:22.608 --> 01:38:24.090
I mean, it's still bad don't get.

01:38:24.109 --> 01:38:24.551
I mean it's not so bad.

01:38:24.551 --> 01:38:25.712
When, like you hear, you know Well, no, it is.

01:38:25.712 --> 01:38:26.153
I mean it's still bad.

01:38:26.153 --> 01:38:26.953
Don't get me wrong, it is for you.

01:38:26.953 --> 01:38:28.195
Yeah, trust me, I fucking lived it, dude.

01:38:28.195 --> 01:38:29.417
I had to live it.

01:38:29.417 --> 01:38:30.880
Man, I had to live it the day after.

01:38:30.880 --> 01:38:33.680
Get on your knees and take this.

01:38:33.680 --> 01:38:37.221
I didn't hear the end of that shit until like sophomore year of high school.

01:38:37.221 --> 01:38:37.881
Bro, why?

01:38:37.902 --> 01:38:38.641
did he even stop?

01:38:38.641 --> 01:38:40.262
Did you cry, were you?

01:38:40.603 --> 01:38:41.283
our first friend.

01:38:41.283 --> 01:38:42.724
I told you I cried alone.

01:38:42.783 --> 01:38:44.305
Were you our first friend to be pegged?

01:38:44.587 --> 01:38:45.993
No, I was not pegged.

01:38:45.993 --> 01:38:49.810
Never been pegged, buddy, I don't know about that.

01:38:50.225 --> 01:38:52.908
We're going to talk to the assassin about that, see, if we can't make that happen.

01:38:52.908 --> 01:38:58.050
I peg him all the time, but she might not know what Peggy is.

01:39:02.966 --> 01:39:04.006
I'm like you're talking.

01:39:04.006 --> 01:39:15.033
Get stuck in there.

01:39:16.706 --> 01:39:19.173
Get the fuck out of there, let's do a bonus show.

01:39:19.173 --> 01:39:21.046
They said It'd be great.

01:39:21.087 --> 01:39:25.877
Well, ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen, thank you for joining us for our bonus show.

01:39:25.877 --> 01:39:27.470
I like that.

01:39:27.570 --> 01:39:28.153
Yeah, thanks.

01:39:28.627 --> 01:39:29.449
No, I actually like that.

01:39:29.449 --> 01:39:32.373
That's cool, like when we come up with something just quick.

01:39:32.992 --> 01:39:34.145
Yeah, I'm not afraid of sharing.

01:39:35.069 --> 01:39:35.511
Had to go.

01:39:36.488 --> 01:39:37.332
I do not like snakes.

01:39:37.332 --> 01:39:39.092
That's it.

01:39:39.092 --> 01:39:41.524
I don't have to be a pussy for, not For running and crying.

01:39:41.645 --> 01:39:42.429
Snakes or spiders.

01:39:42.429 --> 01:39:42.871
What's worse?

01:39:45.432 --> 01:39:53.833
I would say, just because you see spiders, I would say spiders, there's a lot out there.

01:39:56.011 --> 01:39:56.895
And they're fucking ugly.

01:39:56.895 --> 01:39:59.654
See, I would have thought you would have went snakes From your experience.

01:39:59.885 --> 01:40:06.309
Well, now it's just, I think, because I think spiders, yeah, what is up with that?

01:40:06.309 --> 01:40:11.152
What, these fucking spiders that are supposed to be coming up from the south?

01:40:11.152 --> 01:40:11.894
Propaganda?

01:40:12.175 --> 01:40:13.197
The flying spiders?

01:40:13.197 --> 01:40:18.216
Yeah, dude, that was like a year or so ago I don't know.

01:40:18.324 --> 01:40:19.970
That's what I've been hearing on the news, though.

01:40:21.194 --> 01:40:24.869
No, but yeah, I don't know if it's happening again, but it was like a year ago.

01:40:25.905 --> 01:40:27.149
We've seen it on social media.

01:40:27.149 --> 01:40:28.094
It's all propaganda.

01:40:30.865 --> 01:40:32.807
Don't fly, they just get caught up in the wind.

01:40:32.807 --> 01:40:34.594
Did you guys hear something up there?

01:40:36.609 --> 01:40:37.636
No, just looking for spiders.

01:40:37.636 --> 01:40:39.005
I hate spiders.

01:40:39.005 --> 01:40:43.389
I think you have more access to spiders than you do snakes.

01:40:44.981 --> 01:40:46.194
You know what I mean.

01:40:46.194 --> 01:40:49.662
I suppose you know there's a lot of snakes in the yard man.

01:40:50.237 --> 01:40:51.181
Apparently not in this yard.

01:40:51.676 --> 01:40:53.746
No, his fucking yard's like a fairway.

01:40:53.916 --> 01:40:56.055
He's got spitting garter snakes in his yard.

01:40:56.155 --> 01:40:59.414
He's got spitting garter snakes Like I probably saw like six today.

01:40:59.414 --> 01:41:03.480
One got me by the hot tub, like when I was like, what do you mean by got you?

01:41:03.480 --> 01:41:08.577
Well, like it was a lot bigger Than the one I took a picture of Crawled up your leg.

01:41:08.596 --> 01:41:09.703
It was a lot bigger than the one I took a picture of.

01:41:09.703 --> 01:41:10.649
Pegged me in the hot tub, crawled up your leg.

01:41:10.649 --> 01:41:11.814
It was a lot bigger than the one I took a picture of.

01:41:11.814 --> 01:41:14.197
I'm going to show you a real peg.

01:41:14.197 --> 01:41:16.039
I jumped when I saw it fucking move.

01:41:16.039 --> 01:41:20.606
It was Sizable, it was thick.

01:41:20.987 --> 01:41:21.627
What kind of snake?

01:41:21.627 --> 01:41:23.051
A garter snake A Barry.

01:41:23.051 --> 01:41:25.682
They're all garter snakes man, a Barry, what A Barry, what A Barry Wood.

01:41:25.682 --> 01:41:28.006
That's a big fucking snake dude.

01:41:28.006 --> 01:41:30.510
I don't want any part of that either.

01:41:32.494 --> 01:41:33.518
No, but this one was pretty big.

01:41:33.518 --> 01:41:35.345
I was like, ooh, I didn't know they got that big.

01:41:36.756 --> 01:41:38.740
Johnny Pica said Spider Flu is on the way.

01:41:39.965 --> 01:41:42.402
Oh man, johnny Pica for the bonus show.

01:41:42.402 --> 01:41:45.722
Alright, does Pica remember that?

01:41:45.722 --> 01:41:47.210
Or was he one of them?

01:41:47.210 --> 01:41:48.940
Fucking Kennedy kids.

01:41:48.940 --> 01:41:53.439
Keep her name out, your motherfucking mouth or one of them.

01:41:53.439 --> 01:41:56.586
Um fucking saint james kids.

01:41:56.586 --> 01:41:57.568
Was he a saint james kid?

01:41:58.859 --> 01:42:00.083
oh, I don't know.

01:42:00.083 --> 01:42:01.027
Was he in middle school?

01:42:01.027 --> 01:42:02.573
I think he was in middle school.

01:42:02.573 --> 01:42:03.916
You were middle school, what else were you?

01:42:05.057 --> 01:42:10.228
yeah had to be pretty sure I always forget who were like the, the saint james kids.

01:42:10.228 --> 01:42:14.243
Yeah, you know that showed up at high school like mike muldoon.

01:42:14.243 --> 01:42:15.747
Yeah, you know like.

01:42:15.747 --> 01:42:23.453
Yeah, it was just like a little quirky thing about high school saint james until sixth grade.

01:42:23.453 --> 01:42:26.960
So yeah, see I thought oh no, so yeah, so you missed the beating.

01:42:26.960 --> 01:42:32.069
So yeah, he may have missed it, because I think I'm pretty sure I hope it was fifth grade.

01:42:32.069 --> 01:42:35.119
You've heard it here first.

01:42:35.119 --> 01:42:36.224
Does he even know what we're talking about?

01:42:38.675 --> 01:42:40.057
No, he's George Fisher.

01:42:40.257 --> 01:42:43.425
seventh and eighth grade, that's when he was in, so he missed it.

01:42:43.444 --> 01:42:44.567
He missed the Lynn Albert beating.

01:42:44.567 --> 01:42:45.288
Well that makes sense.

01:42:46.377 --> 01:42:47.640
We played baseball in eighth grade.

01:42:47.640 --> 01:42:48.463
Yeah, albert, well, that makes sense.

01:42:48.463 --> 01:42:48.743
We, we played.

01:42:48.743 --> 01:42:50.670
We played baseball in eighth grade.

01:42:50.670 --> 01:42:51.091
Yeah, okay, all right.

01:42:51.953 --> 01:42:53.699
All right, I think everybody played baseball.

01:42:53.780 --> 01:42:56.363
Yeah, cause there was like a school team, pat.

01:42:56.363 --> 01:43:01.301
There was like a population of St James kids that did come in at like seventh grade.

01:43:01.301 --> 01:43:04.007
Yes, yeah, like a handful.

01:43:04.475 --> 01:43:11.349
I think, I think Maddie Higgins did elementary school with us and then he he took a quick hiatus to, uh, to Catholic school and then came back.

01:43:11.914 --> 01:43:13.641
We're like neighbor friends that went to school.

01:43:13.641 --> 01:43:23.965
No, they're like the Amish what, what, coming into public school from like a Catholic school.

01:43:24.895 --> 01:43:26.443
He didn't have electricity and they rode horses.

01:43:27.055 --> 01:43:28.020
I'm just saying it was different.

01:43:30.576 --> 01:43:33.385
I mean, it's significantly different in your eyes.

01:43:34.737 --> 01:43:35.841
And it'd peak his eyes.

01:43:35.841 --> 01:43:37.496
I'm sure it was too man Fucking.

01:43:37.496 --> 01:43:38.340
St James sucked.

01:43:38.340 --> 01:43:42.032
I had a few.

01:43:42.051 --> 01:43:44.878
St James Peek his last comment.

01:43:47.085 --> 01:43:47.586
Oh, my God.

01:43:57.395 --> 01:43:58.476
You're not wrong, johnny.

01:43:58.476 --> 01:44:03.684
You're not wrong, johnny, you're not wrong.

01:44:03.703 --> 01:44:11.872
I remember thinking I could stand up and perform cunnilingus on her.

01:44:11.913 --> 01:44:12.194
That's.

01:44:12.333 --> 01:44:37.163
That's the comment that ends the show right there exclamation point that's a term I haven't heard in a long time, kind of lingos since you were married engaged since you were married.

01:44:37.184 --> 01:44:59.662
Engaged, I mean, let's be honest, engaged, you know touche that just came out, that just came out, that just just came out of his mouth, oh you know, choose your words better, I'm sorry.

01:44:59.722 --> 01:45:09.627
Be better, be better, be you don't, don't, don't, lose tug of wars to women remember thinking I could stand up.

01:45:09.667 --> 01:45:19.743
Remember thinking you have any crazy embarrassing fucking george fisher middle school moments like yeah I tried to stand up and give uh, give her some kind of legalists, and I got what?

01:45:20.163 --> 01:45:22.689
I'm sure I do nothing.

01:45:22.831 --> 01:45:29.164
Nothing, maddie it's still, it's still not as bad as mark cochran shitting, shitting himself after Joe Wallace hit him with a dodgeball.

01:45:29.485 --> 01:45:30.528
No, no, no.

01:45:30.528 --> 01:45:35.500
Exclamation point period.

01:45:35.500 --> 01:45:36.181
You know.

01:45:36.483 --> 01:45:36.684
End.

01:45:36.684 --> 01:45:40.341
Yeah, like we know that's the winner.

01:45:40.341 --> 01:45:44.280
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, was Pika there for that?

01:45:44.280 --> 01:45:45.744
I mean he may have been.

01:45:46.390 --> 01:45:46.954
I might have been.

01:45:47.377 --> 01:45:51.274
It was later, in middle school, when Joe was fucking developed.

01:45:51.274 --> 01:45:54.403
You know the guy was shaving in like fourth grade.

01:45:58.163 --> 01:45:59.568
He was shaving before Dave Morgan.

01:45:59.716 --> 01:46:00.739
Jeff Storms was like that.

01:46:00.739 --> 01:46:03.063
Remember Jeff Storms, he was shaving before Dave Morgan.

01:46:03.063 --> 01:46:05.475
Yeah, dude, dave was Dave's one of the hairiest.

01:46:05.759 --> 01:46:10.600
But Joe was a fucking, awesome, fucking athlete, until he fucking folded his knee back the wrong way.

01:46:11.355 --> 01:46:14.305
He wants to know what grade that was in Fifth.

01:46:14.305 --> 01:46:15.880
So he wasn't in then.

01:46:18.136 --> 01:46:23.743
If he doesn't remember, it was before seventh or eighth, because it's not something you would forget.

01:46:24.064 --> 01:46:28.819
No, Because Kevin's so epic with his fucking.

01:46:28.819 --> 01:46:30.926
Oh, oh, what about your?

01:46:30.926 --> 01:46:33.023
What about my?

01:46:33.023 --> 01:46:34.118
What your M80s?

01:46:37.681 --> 01:46:38.904
We're just gonna throw that out.

01:46:38.904 --> 01:46:39.206
No sort of.

01:46:40.918 --> 01:46:45.024
You sounded like you had some Some parental issues when you were younger.

01:46:45.618 --> 01:46:46.542
So what do you want to hear?

01:46:47.838 --> 01:46:49.422
The beginning of Jesse James.

01:46:49.863 --> 01:46:50.426
Oh, ah, here we go.

01:46:50.426 --> 01:46:52.363
It's going to be a fucking hour long bonus show.

01:46:52.595 --> 01:46:54.221
Right, a fucking extra bonus show.

01:46:54.221 --> 01:46:58.182
So you want to hear the whole purchasing?

01:46:58.975 --> 01:47:00.122
We'll start with the purchasing.

01:47:01.679 --> 01:47:02.301
What grade are you in?

01:47:02.301 --> 01:47:06.699
It was either 6th or 7th Somewhere around there.

01:47:06.699 --> 01:47:18.024
Okay, I had bought a bag of M80s Off of one, mr Frank Perry now, when you say A bag like it's like 40 to 50.

01:47:18.778 --> 01:47:26.103
Can I just say what Pika said, what I just remember Getting untimely boners In Mrs Hill's English class.

01:47:26.395 --> 01:47:29.525
Oh yeah, she was cute, so is the Wow.

01:47:29.525 --> 01:47:31.154
One of like yeah she was cute, so was the Wow.

01:47:31.154 --> 01:47:33.842
One of the home ec teachers was cute too.

01:47:34.635 --> 01:47:35.698
You're talking about Miss Holtzman.

01:47:36.039 --> 01:47:37.064
Maybe Hoffman.

01:47:37.064 --> 01:47:38.320
It was Hoffman too, wasn't it?

01:47:38.320 --> 01:47:45.978
And then she got married and it became Holtzman oh, I don't know, like yeah, but anyway.

01:47:45.978 --> 01:47:47.844
So I bought a bag of M80s.

01:47:48.935 --> 01:47:49.297
Yeah, but anyway.

01:47:49.519 --> 01:47:53.940
So I bought a bag of Bought, a bag of M80s, yeah, and What'd you do with said M80s?

01:47:53.940 --> 01:47:54.261
Kev.

01:47:54.261 --> 01:47:59.952
Well, I brought them home On the bus and on the ride home Huge fan.

01:47:59.971 --> 01:48:00.493
Bubba Joe.

01:48:00.514 --> 01:48:00.814
Mason.

01:48:00.814 --> 01:48:12.144
We were telling people the 18th To watch Fox To watch Beat, shazam Shazam people the 18th to watch Fox to watch beat.

01:48:12.163 --> 01:48:12.685
Shazam.

01:48:13.599 --> 01:48:28.442
Shazam beat Shazam, you're on it national TV throwing high five to who cloned Tyrone and we're gonna have we want you on the show after this airs so we can talk about we want to talk about your experience.

01:48:28.494 --> 01:48:31.912
Yeah, if your game so after this airs so we can talk about your experience If you're game.

01:48:31.912 --> 01:48:38.063
So I'm on the bus and I'm I've decided to we're back to 7th grade with the bag of Emmys.

01:48:38.135 --> 01:48:39.078
Back to the nostalgia.

01:48:39.319 --> 01:48:44.563
I've decided to light some and throw them out the window as we're driving home.

01:48:44.914 --> 01:48:47.119
Why did you have a lighter as a 7th grade?

01:48:47.119 --> 01:48:49.211
What the fuck is going through your brain, I mean were you rocking?

01:48:49.211 --> 01:48:49.328
I a lighter as a seventh grade.

01:48:49.328 --> 01:48:50.961
What the fuck is going through your brain, I mean, were you rocking?

01:48:51.042 --> 01:48:52.274
I mean, is this a real question?

01:48:52.274 --> 01:48:59.762
After like stories that I told you guys, did you have cigarettes rolled up in your sleeve, did you no Okay, so I knew I was getting them.

01:49:00.458 --> 01:49:06.756
And I was going to blow some up at the ball field in Hill and Dale Before I got home.

01:49:06.756 --> 01:49:10.908
All right, okay, the ball field.

01:49:10.908 --> 01:49:12.881
Who calls it the ball field?

01:49:12.881 --> 01:49:16.362
That's what it was called the ball field, the field of dreams, but anyway.

01:49:16.362 --> 01:49:23.056
So I'm lighting them 80s, throwing them out the window and like they're exploding, well, after we've I've thrown them out the window.

01:49:23.136 --> 01:49:24.494
Now what road are you on that?

01:49:24.494 --> 01:49:25.637
You're throwing these out the window.

01:49:25.637 --> 01:49:27.081
We're on Fair Street.

01:49:27.081 --> 01:49:29.746
Okay, so, middle of the day, Fair Street.

01:49:29.987 --> 01:49:31.009
Well, it's the end of it.

01:49:31.009 --> 01:49:31.898
It's whatever time.

01:49:31.898 --> 01:49:33.543
What 3 o'clock?

01:49:33.543 --> 01:49:35.240
What time was middle school lit up?

01:49:35.395 --> 01:49:37.380
Getting close to dark because it's in October.

01:49:39.326 --> 01:49:39.987
Yeah, halloween.

01:49:39.987 --> 01:49:42.181
Well, no, it's not getting close to dark, it's 3 o'clock.

01:49:42.181 --> 01:49:48.243
3 o'clock in the air 3.45, whatever, I forget what time it was but anyway.

01:49:48.243 --> 01:49:50.748
So I've thrown a couple out the window All right.

01:49:50.748 --> 01:50:01.682
And the bus is driving and I go to throw it out the window and I fumble and it goes to the floor.

01:50:02.881 --> 01:50:03.975
So there's a lit M-80 on the bus.

01:50:04.034 --> 01:50:06.283
There's a lit M-80 on the bus.

01:50:06.283 --> 01:50:15.720
It goes underneath the seat, luckily, luckily, lit m80 on the bus.

01:50:15.720 --> 01:50:18.064
Right goes underneath the seat, luckily, luckily, I was sitting in front of the hump the wheel.

01:50:18.064 --> 01:50:18.967
Well, we, we all know the hump.

01:50:18.967 --> 01:50:20.029
Yeah, you know, yeah, and it.

01:50:20.050 --> 01:50:25.110
It stuck in the little like oh, so it didn't roll to the back of the bus no, it didn't catch.

01:50:25.150 --> 01:50:28.762
there was like a little fucking alleyway on the end where it could, but it it didn't.

01:50:28.762 --> 01:50:37.288
It stayed like in the middle and I, just like I had all I had to go under one seat and I it was arm's length and I got it.

01:50:37.288 --> 01:50:40.925
And I'm now I'm like fucking, I get it out the window.

01:50:40.984 --> 01:50:44.864
Right, and it's trying not to Jason, pierre, pull yourself before, exactly.

01:50:50.255 --> 01:50:58.337
And and many other people besides myself, you know, um, so it gets out the window and it doesn't get like into the woods, like across the road, because I was sitting on like the driver's side of the school bus.

01:50:58.337 --> 01:51:16.944
Okay, and um, so it it fucking bounces on the road and momentum from you know the bus, it doesn't like bounce into the woods, it, it's bouncing down the road like in the shoulder gully guardrail area.

01:51:16.944 --> 01:51:32.378
Yeah, and it it bounces like twice and the rolls underneath the car at like St Michael's terrace and blows up underneath the car Like the car didn't blow up like I.

01:51:32.378 --> 01:51:46.018
I'm pretty sure nobody was harmed in the making of this moment of my life there was probably some underwear that were soiled, oh yeah yeah, dude, because you could see it come out from underneath like the flash, you know.

01:51:47.940 --> 01:51:57.444
Yeah, so that was the last one we did for that ride, okay, and we waited till we got um off the bus and and then what did we do, kev?

01:51:57.444 --> 01:52:04.118
Well, the other story wasn't that day, you know, all right, all right, like.

01:52:04.118 --> 01:52:09.788
This was like a good, maybe like a week or two before Halloween, dude we just got some fan mail.

01:52:10.155 --> 01:52:11.722
Nice from who On Buzzsprout?

01:52:11.722 --> 01:52:13.686
On Buzzsprout.

01:52:13.686 --> 01:52:18.467
Yeah, fai, it's something.

01:52:18.467 --> 01:52:22.404
Ridgefield, connecticut, where can I watch live Nice?

01:52:22.404 --> 01:52:24.180
How do I respond to this?

01:52:25.484 --> 01:52:26.006
With where.

01:52:26.636 --> 01:52:28.764
Why is that coming from New Fairfield Connecticut?

01:52:28.764 --> 01:52:30.576
That sounds like richfield he said rich.

01:52:30.676 --> 01:52:31.958
Oh, I thought he said new fairfield.

01:52:31.958 --> 01:52:37.838
You did the old fantasy mix-up, gps, mix-up, save.

01:52:37.838 --> 01:52:41.645
How do I uh, I don't know how to move up under a fucking car.

01:52:41.645 --> 01:52:43.555
I don't know how to respond to this shit.

01:52:43.555 --> 01:52:49.145
Thank god for that home, dude, like thank god that home.

01:52:49.164 --> 01:52:52.090
There'd be some bitch with nine toes and you'd still be paying her.

01:52:53.777 --> 01:52:54.860
I don't know how to respond to it.

01:52:55.875 --> 01:52:56.961
We'll figure it out after this.

01:52:56.961 --> 01:52:58.197
Yeah, I just got that too.

01:52:58.757 --> 01:52:59.278
You got it too.

01:52:59.278 --> 01:53:06.329
Yeah, that's weird Fan mail, though it's nice.

01:53:07.355 --> 01:53:10.623
Super fan, ben, by the way, is the uh fenway park?

01:53:10.623 --> 01:53:12.195
Nobody, you know what it may be.

01:53:12.195 --> 01:53:15.100
Mikey who uh?

01:53:15.100 --> 01:53:17.645
Oh, oh, fuck that guy mikey d.

01:53:18.225 --> 01:53:20.329
No, no, daughter mikey.

01:53:20.329 --> 01:53:23.658
She just texted me what?

01:53:23.658 --> 01:53:28.828
What do you live stream the podcast on facebook asking so maybe that's the fan mail.

01:53:28.828 --> 01:53:29.024
I don't know.

01:53:29.024 --> 01:53:29.751
If that's the fan mail, I don't know.

01:53:29.994 --> 01:53:34.386
No, all he has to do is if he likes us on Facebook, he can find us.

01:53:34.386 --> 01:53:35.609
You get the notification.

01:53:35.609 --> 01:53:37.722
Yeah, just tell him to search for the Ticket Deep Show.

01:53:37.895 --> 01:53:39.949
Is it only on Facebook or is it on anything else?

01:53:39.949 --> 01:53:40.574
Right now, only on Facebook.

01:53:40.574 --> 01:53:41.739
No, yeah, we stopped the thing.

01:53:42.015 --> 01:53:42.478
Twitch.

01:53:42.478 --> 01:53:50.559
We stopped a long time ago that just got I don't know.

01:53:50.488 --> 01:53:51.469
See, I like how we're talking here, just all relaxed.

01:53:51.469 --> 01:53:51.667
It's nice.

01:53:51.667 --> 01:53:52.100
Well, we're done with the show.

01:53:52.100 --> 01:53:52.787
This is just bonus material.

01:53:53.728 --> 01:53:55.751
Am I going further into the M80s.

01:53:55.751 --> 01:53:59.782
I don't know if you can, because, well, the M80s I can.

01:53:59.782 --> 01:54:02.444
The other thing is different firework.

01:54:03.384 --> 01:54:04.395
No, no, we're not going.

01:54:05.658 --> 01:54:08.340
You're teeter tottering on Serial killer.

01:54:08.340 --> 01:54:10.819
All you need to do is coach Little League, so You're not discussing that.

01:54:10.838 --> 01:54:11.801
You're teeter-tottering on serial killer.

01:54:11.820 --> 01:54:13.844
All you need to do is coach Little League.

01:54:13.844 --> 01:54:20.742
So we had this Canadian goose problem Geese, canadian geese, they're just nasty fucking animals.

01:54:20.742 --> 01:54:27.505
Topic one animal mutilation, animal mutilation, and you've heard me refer to the ball field a few times now.

01:54:27.524 --> 01:54:27.886
Yes, yes.

01:54:29.176 --> 01:54:30.279
So it was a baseball field.

01:54:30.279 --> 01:54:32.706
You played baseball football, you know we know what happened.

01:54:32.865 --> 01:54:39.699
You know we lost all like yeah, grew up there, you fucking played there a lot, Met the neighborhood kids down there or whatever.

01:54:39.699 --> 01:54:42.676
You know, Um, and you just get covered in goose shit.

01:54:42.676 --> 01:54:47.581
You know, you came home green, it wasn't grass stains, it was fucking goose shit.

01:54:47.581 --> 01:54:50.764
So you know, I fished a lot too.

01:54:50.764 --> 01:54:53.626
So like the fucking annoying with that too.

01:54:53.626 --> 01:55:06.564
So what one day with the M eighties, I, um, I blacked tape some bread you actually went slices of bread around the M 80.

01:55:06.585 --> 01:55:18.841
You actually went into the fridge and got the white bread and and you black taped, electric taped it to the M, eighties, yeah, and would throw it in the water and the geese would come swimming over to the bread Like Ooh, cause people would feed the geese all the time.

01:55:18.841 --> 01:55:27.881
And then, except I, fed him with electrical tape and then kablooey, you know boom you killed one.

01:55:28.864 --> 01:55:35.417
Um no, unfortunately.

01:55:35.417 --> 01:55:36.259
You know, boom, you killed one.

01:55:36.259 --> 01:55:39.770
Um no, unfortunately, because they'd swim over to it and then it's kind of still be smoking a little bit.

01:55:39.770 --> 01:55:41.737
Then it would like swim away and like it, it get caught a little bit.

01:55:41.737 --> 01:55:42.298
It wouldn't.

01:55:42.298 --> 01:55:46.934
It wasn't quite the ending I was hoping, but what was the?

01:55:46.934 --> 01:55:47.777
Ending you were hoping for.

01:55:47.777 --> 01:55:49.541
I went to blow the fucking thing to bits.

01:55:49.541 --> 01:56:01.264
Man, like I said, I fucking hated those things and I had fucking explosives does this all stem from your tug of war loss?

01:56:01.886 --> 01:56:04.069
you know what it could be, man are you trying to?

01:56:04.069 --> 01:56:09.515
It could be, you know is every can Canadian goose Definitely after the tuck.

01:56:09.574 --> 01:56:11.421
Is every Canadian goose to you, Lynn Albert.

01:56:12.503 --> 01:56:14.581
I don't know, man, I'm going to have to go to therapy for that one.

01:56:14.581 --> 01:56:18.423
I'm going to have to get some ink blots or something, I think.

01:56:20.296 --> 01:56:22.643
Hey, Pat, I think we need to put a couch in the studio.

01:56:23.204 --> 01:56:27.264
Yeah, I'm sure we can get Dr Jizz Paws in here.

01:56:27.264 --> 01:56:34.256
Oh, geez, no Hi, we come here for your problem.

01:56:34.256 --> 01:56:36.899
Hi, hello, kevin, hi Hi, you don't like tall women.

01:56:36.899 --> 01:56:41.905
Huh Hi, tall women scare you PTSD.

01:56:41.905 --> 01:56:45.989
Okay, what happened when I say no wonder you don't like the WNBA.

01:56:46.050 --> 01:56:50.198
Yeah, oh, my God, maybe that's it.

01:56:50.219 --> 01:56:51.882
Oh my God, that is it.

01:56:51.882 --> 01:56:54.769
Look at us connecting dots, making fucking progress.

01:56:59.189 --> 01:57:00.154
I feel so free now, oh, kevin.

01:57:00.536 --> 01:57:02.953
That's a crazy fucking line to draw, though Six-five bitch chop you down, Kevin.

01:57:02.953 --> 01:57:03.234
Oh my God.

01:57:03.636 --> 01:57:06.657
Six-five chop you down, lynn.

01:57:06.657 --> 01:57:08.203
Six-five she step all over you.

01:57:08.203 --> 01:57:09.076
God, she, oh man.

01:57:20.176 --> 01:57:21.448
Yeah, I'm gonna need a cigarette.

01:57:21.467 --> 01:57:22.215
She going through Tokyo.

01:57:22.215 --> 01:57:24.198
Oh, here come Lin.

01:57:24.198 --> 01:57:34.095
Hey, watch out, kevin, I'm gonna step on you, tug of war go.

01:57:34.917 --> 01:57:36.724
Actually, the more I fucking think about it.

01:57:36.724 --> 01:57:39.545
Not only did she beat you, but she beat you bad.

01:57:40.819 --> 01:57:41.201
Quickly.

01:57:41.201 --> 01:57:53.304
Yeah, because, like honestly, like I remember, like it started quicker than I expected and I just couldn't recover.

01:57:53.304 --> 01:57:58.627
Does Joe remember it?

01:57:58.627 --> 01:58:01.184
Why is it hidden?

01:58:03.207 --> 01:58:03.469
it says.

01:58:03.469 --> 01:58:04.997
I think I had a similar experience.

01:58:04.997 --> 01:58:07.801
Mr Snyder paired me up against three girls in the tug of war.

01:58:07.801 --> 01:58:13.623
I didn't get a good grip in the rope on the rope and it burned half the skin off my finger.

01:58:13.623 --> 01:58:14.586
Did you lose, joe?

01:58:15.247 --> 01:58:17.359
does joe remember my loss?

01:58:17.359 --> 01:58:23.716
Because it was like the entire gym was like, if they could, they were throwing tomatoes at me.

01:58:24.698 --> 01:58:31.710
You know can you turn the glare down on Pat's head?

01:58:31.710 --> 01:58:33.757
That's terrible.

01:58:37.667 --> 01:58:38.207
Fucked up, mike.

01:58:38.207 --> 01:58:39.998
Put your fucking hat back on.

01:58:40.039 --> 01:58:41.082
Boldy Is it?

01:58:41.082 --> 01:58:42.166
Is it glaring?

01:58:42.775 --> 01:58:43.860
It's a little shiny man.

01:58:44.376 --> 01:58:45.899
I thought you were talking about pale pasty.

01:58:45.899 --> 01:58:48.086
Kevin, over to the left, yeah, man.

01:58:48.166 --> 01:58:49.980
Wow, I'm jaundiced at worst.

01:58:53.377 --> 01:58:54.301
I got a yellow tint.

01:58:54.301 --> 01:58:57.460
Shit is my head shining that much.

01:58:58.362 --> 01:58:59.264
Matt looks orange.

01:58:59.264 --> 01:59:00.627
He looks like the Donald.

01:59:00.627 --> 01:59:09.980
Does it look like that on Facebook too?

01:59:10.662 --> 01:59:10.783
too.

01:59:10.783 --> 01:59:18.506
Yeah, a little bit it does yeah we have to work on the lighting I got a huge glare off my head.

01:59:18.567 --> 01:59:26.216
I guess maybe get some some yellow like that doesn't look, doesn't look crazy glary no, a little bit man oh, I see where I look like.

01:59:26.216 --> 01:59:29.243
I have a fucking like a diamond here or something I could shoot out.

01:59:29.243 --> 01:59:30.787
Lasers Patel, oh.

01:59:32.860 --> 01:59:36.805
Sorry, definitely got like fucking bronzer on.

01:59:37.882 --> 01:59:40.359
Looking around his tattoo and inside His arm right.

01:59:40.359 --> 01:59:43.945
Job there, donald.

01:59:43.945 --> 01:59:46.247
All right.

01:59:46.247 --> 01:59:47.918
What do you think about this bonus show?

01:59:47.918 --> 01:59:48.421
I'm fucking crying Bad.

01:59:48.442 --> 01:59:49.347
40 minutes Of shame yeah, all right.

01:59:49.347 --> 01:59:50.051
What do you think about this?

01:59:50.073 --> 01:59:51.898
bonus show Not bad 40 minutes of shame.

01:59:51.898 --> 01:59:54.162
Yeah, that's all it was.

01:59:54.162 --> 01:59:55.005
That's all it was.

01:59:55.326 --> 01:59:56.148
That's how you title it.

01:59:56.795 --> 02:00:03.168
Joe says I did and I don't remember, but it's a great story, thanks pal.

02:00:04.135 --> 02:00:06.208
Always willing to share the great ones, classic Except one.

02:00:06.208 --> 02:00:20.094
Always willing to share the great ones, classic Except one Can you imagine what it smells like in the paint during a WNBA game.

02:00:20.094 --> 02:00:22.358
Who said that?

02:00:22.358 --> 02:00:23.319
Where is that?

02:00:23.319 --> 02:00:25.786
Who said that Scroll, the scroll Scroll.

02:00:25.786 --> 02:00:30.614
Who said that Come on, oh Pika, you're the scroll, come on.

02:00:36.038 --> 02:00:37.761
Oh Pika, you're the best we went from.

02:00:37.761 --> 02:00:39.483
Keep her name out your motherfucking mouth.

02:00:39.483 --> 02:00:40.844
Could you imagine?

02:00:40.863 --> 02:00:42.185
what the paint smells like.

02:00:42.185 --> 02:00:44.528
That's gross.

02:00:44.967 --> 02:00:46.729
All right then.

02:00:46.829 --> 02:00:48.591
I think that's where we have to call it quits after that.

02:00:49.314 --> 02:00:50.934
Happy Father's Day again, ladies and gentlemen, quits after that Happy.

02:00:50.809 --> 02:00:51.220
Father's Day again.

02:00:51.220 --> 02:00:53.703
Ladies and gentlemen, you have yourself a great Father's Day.

02:00:53.703 --> 02:00:54.872
We're signing off finally.

02:00:54.872 --> 02:00:58.305
Again, again, unless we come up with something funny again, we promise.

02:00:58.595 --> 02:00:59.537
We can play another song.

02:01:00.961 --> 02:01:04.127
Yeah, yeah, we are, yeah, we are.

02:01:04.127 --> 02:01:05.378
You guys get your cowbell.

02:01:06.081 --> 02:01:08.027
Oh boy Okay.

02:01:14.234 --> 02:01:14.635
You get your cowbell.

02:01:14.676 --> 02:01:18.399
Oh boy, okay, you get your tambourine and we're not gonna do.

02:01:18.399 --> 02:01:22.545
Sorry, seems to be the hardest word no.

02:01:22.564 --> 02:01:28.451
No, no, we're not, I'm sorry, so sorry all right, all right, here we go.

02:01:31.024 --> 02:01:31.365
You ready?

02:01:31.365 --> 02:01:33.694
All right, all right, here we go.

02:01:49.655 --> 02:01:49.917
You ready?

02:01:49.917 --> 02:01:50.502
Nothing to do, no way to go.

02:01:50.502 --> 02:01:50.987
I won't be sleeping.

02:01:50.987 --> 02:01:55.880
Just give me just a little more Slowly on a plane, hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane.

02:01:55.880 --> 02:01:59.266
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain.

02:01:59.266 --> 02:02:00.420
Oh, no, no, no, no.

02:02:00.420 --> 02:02:06.929
So when it's 2024, I was a fool.

02:02:10.662 --> 02:02:11.826
I won't be sleeping.

02:02:11.826 --> 02:02:18.702
Nothing to do, no way to go, yeah, way to fucking close it out.

02:02:19.904 --> 02:02:20.484
That was great.

02:02:20.484 --> 02:02:23.829
Later everybody.

02:02:23.829 --> 02:02:25.421
I like that one so much better.

02:02:25.421 --> 02:02:31.548
I lost to a girl, instead of I sleep in a drawer I lost to a girl Instead of I sleep in a drawer.

02:02:31.956 --> 02:02:32.921
I lost to a girl.

02:02:35.636 --> 02:02:39.305
Ladies and gentlemen, you have yourself, especially our male friends out there.

02:02:39.305 --> 02:02:41.081
Happy Father's Day to you, fellas.

02:02:41.081 --> 02:02:41.663
Enjoy it.

02:02:41.663 --> 02:02:44.095
We're not going to be on tomorrow.

02:02:44.456 --> 02:02:49.574
I guess we'll be cooking our own meals and doing other things that we shouldn't be doing.

02:02:50.400 --> 02:02:52.034
Not sharing, not talking about our feelings.

02:02:52.399 --> 02:02:53.774
No, definitely not talking about our feelings.

02:02:53.774 --> 02:03:03.564
Just being men, although I may text Kevin to make sure he's okay After that tug of war loss, I don't know if I would, I'd probably let him be for a night.

02:03:04.081 --> 02:03:04.567
I'm fine now.

02:03:04.567 --> 02:03:05.175
It's kind of funny.

02:03:05.175 --> 02:03:07.061
We've got to the root of my hate of the.

02:03:07.101 --> 02:03:07.483
WNBA.

02:03:07.895 --> 02:03:08.399
Marv Albert's niece.

02:03:08.399 --> 02:03:08.962
It's kind of funny.

02:03:08.983 --> 02:03:10.292
We've got to the root of my hate of the WNBA.

02:03:10.292 --> 02:03:12.581
Lynn Albert, marv Albert's niece.

02:03:12.581 --> 02:03:16.761
Imagine it was Marv Albert's niece.

02:03:20.706 --> 02:03:23.421
Cut the show All right guys, Stop it.

02:03:23.481 --> 02:03:24.083
Take it deep.

02:03:24.083 --> 02:03:24.706
We're out of here.

02:03:25.494 --> 02:03:28.876
What we do in life echoes in eternity.

02:03:56.881 --> 02:03:58.461
T-T-T-T-T.

02:03:58.461 --> 02:04:00.621
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