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Ep.95 Navigating Comedy and Tragedy: Heroes, Legal Woes, and the Power of Social Media Ahead of Our 100th Episode

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Season 5

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Get ready to buckle up for a wild ride through laughter, debates, and the unexpected as we barrel toward our 100th episode with flair. Our latest adventure takes you from Broadway mishaps to an eyebrow-raising discussion with our guest, Jimmy Conway. Discover the quirks of the legal system, dive into the gravity of a serviceman's fiery protest, and join us in speculating the true impact of social media on our world. It's a blend of the serious and the comedic, where heroes are sought, boxing matches are teased, and the very fabric of society is questioned—all wrapped up in our unique, audacious style.

Suspense builds as we swing from tales of hair transplants in Buenos Aires to the perplexities surrounding Trump's legal fines. We're holding nothing back, sharing everything from our friend's awkward post-surgery drinking story to the sobering realities behind underreported crimes like sex trafficking and child abduction. This episode is a tapestry woven with threads of humor, heart, and a touch of the macabre, promising a journey where every laugh comes with a side of insight.

As we near the end of this rollercoaster episode, we don't just leave you hanging—we rally the troops and urge our listeners to join us in the trenches across all platforms. It's more than a call to action; it's an invitation to be part of our podcast family as we approach a monumental episode. So charge your headphones and gear up for an experience that's guaranteed to be anything but typical. We're here to entertain, provoke thought, and maybe even inspire a change or two along the way.

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Chapters

00:19 - Searching for a Hero

05:34 - YouTube Channel and 100th Episode Plans

10:44 - Social Issues and Crime in Cities

22:18 - US Serviceman Sets Himself on Fire

31:59 - Hair Transplant and Trump Fine Discussion

44:57 - Hair Transplant Discussion and Banter

51:56 - Casual Banter Among Friends

01:02:02 - Sex Trafficking and Cannibalism Discussion

01:15:43 - Child Trafficking and Government Complicity

01:23:43 - Civil War and Division Conversation

01:32:50 - Rallying Fans for Podcast Success

Transcript
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Thank you.

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I'm going to go where all the good men gone.

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And where are all the gone?

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Where's the streetwise earth that leads to fight, to rising on?

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Isn't there a white night upon the fire and steam late at night?

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I toss and I turn and I dream of what I've been watch this Late at night.

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I toss and I turn and I dream of what I've made Watch this.

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I need a hero.

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I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

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He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fast in the fight.

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I need a hero.

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I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light.

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He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast.

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What we do in life echoes in eternity.

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Hello, Unbelievable mate.

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Hello, unbelievable, unbelievable.

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Wow, Ben's on early.

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Joe was watching a minute ago too.

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I saw Joe was down in the city today he was.

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He was watching.

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I'm here.

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He was watching a little Broadway show, a little notebook.

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I was wondering if that got him aroused a little notebook on.

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Broadway, really.

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Yeah, joe, did a notebook get you fired up and aroused?

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I want to know Broadway Really.

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Yeah, yeah, joe, did a notebook get you fired up and aroused?

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I want to know.

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I don't know.

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On Broadway, like his birthday photo.

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Whose speaker's on.

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It's not me Again, it's not me Again.

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It's not me, un.

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It's not me Again.

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It's not me, un-fucking-believable.

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Seriously, man, I mean.

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I mean, I fucking turned everything, fucking down three times.

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Yeah, obviously your fat fingers didn't get that one.

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You know what?

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Go fuck yourself, Pat.

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Wow, just go fuck yourself.

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Okay, all right.

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See, here's the issue we have right now.

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Anybody who's watching Watching.

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Is that what I just said?

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Wow, who's been drinking since 1?

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Well, that's the issue we have.

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Our wonderful co-host, matthew over here has been drinking since 1 o'clock and he is venomous right now.

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First of all, he did doze off.

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He did With his eyes open, just going to throw that out there, but he said he was thinking.

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I was just resting.

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Here you're resting.

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That's amazing.

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Oh my God, dude, at least I wasn't out in the weeds in Seacaucus.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 95.

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95 something.

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95 question mark.

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Question mark.

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Question mark I'm going to take a deep shot.

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Plus or minus two.

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So the countdown has begun.

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Ben, is your mother-in-law watching the show this week?

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Did you explain what happened last week?

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Oh my God, is she watching it with her?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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No, yeah, yeah.

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That was so, so bad.

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Moving on yeah moving on.

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So we have the countdown to the 100th episode.

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The 100th episode and if you're, you know we still haven't figured out what we're doing, except you two have come up with a plan I don't know about yet.

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We will discuss that down the road with possible celebrity boxing.

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It wasn't really a plan, man.

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It was more of a joke.

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Celebrity boxing.

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I'm sorry, you're the idea guy and I want to go through with that plan.

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Who do I have to box?

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According to Kevin, it was you and him going at it.

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Oh, we're going.

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I thought we were going to settle it.

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We're going Right.

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Alright.

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I'm in Nice.

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I'm in.

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So if you're listening out there, we still want to thank all of our listeners.

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We go Olympic style with the headgear and the tank tops, absolutely.

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And possible subscribers down the road.

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You can follow us at our website at wwwthetakedeepshowcom.

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You can follow us at X at the TID show, Instagram and TikTok, and soon to be TIDFC?

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Yeah, I don't think Dana White's not going to let that fly.

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TIDFC yeah.

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Instagram and TikTok at the TID underscore show.

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We want to start getting our YouTube channel going, so, if you can go there, subscribe even though listen, okay, if you go there.

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Yeah, not too many videos, we need subscribers, okay, people.

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That's, that's the way it's working here.

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Master subscribe button.

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Damn it.

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We work for you, we do.

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We do so.

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You need to work for us, and our YouTube is at the TID show.

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Not really for Kevin, because he's a tough boss.

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Idea guys are not bosses.

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I mean, we saw what happened.

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We only need a producer for one show.

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Yeah, shit got to have the controls, like when Tom Cruise was yelling on set during the COVID.

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Remember that, yes, I do Screaming and yelling.

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That was a cheesecake Delicious.

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Delicious.

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You can see what I did there.

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You seduce me with food.

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I do and.

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I have zero problems with that.

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So, and one of the reasons why we were playing that little fucking good old Bonnie Tyler right, I Need a Hero.

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That's Bonnie Tyler Right, isn't it?

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I don't know, I think it's Bonnie Tyler.

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No, wrong, goddamn fucking mouse I'm using and we're looking for a little Chinese people to actually sit behind the scenes and actually help our show out.

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No, why does it got to be Chinese people?

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They could be Latinos and whatnot.

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I just figured the Chinese guys would help us out because they probably made this machine.

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No, I'm just saying we need insiders.

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That's it.

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Yeah, it's Bonnie Tyler.

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Sign a full book.

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Oh, bonnie Tyler.

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Yeah, it's Bonnie Tyler.

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Sign a full butt, oh, bonnie.

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Tyler.

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Yeah there we go.

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All right, how about that, anyway, hey.

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So we're thinking for this 100th episode.

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We really need to you see Ben's comment.

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No, what's he got?

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Ben said Orb's a tough boss, he's a Nazi.

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For God's sake.

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Oh my God, Kevin and I did have a discussion about the Adolf name, so I don't think he wants it anymore.

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He denounces it?

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I don't think I ever wanted it, man, you've earned it.

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He denounces it Like a dictator A little bit.

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Like a little bit, you know, and he did seem very concerned with it?

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Was it shedding a negative connotation out in the stratosphere?

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Was that the problem?

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Well, you know here's the thing.

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So this discussion happens.

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We kind of break bread, Joe Mason great idea.

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Pat's been dying for that.

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It's true, TAD karaoke.

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Bro Joe, come in the studio for the 100th.

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You and Ben.

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Pat's been dying for that.

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It's true, tid karaoke, bro Joe, come in the studio for the 100th.

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You and Ben, I'm telling you right now that would be fucking fantastic.

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Do you think the weather will be warm?

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I?

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will bet.

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I'm hoping so.

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I will bet Joe Mason takes TID karaoke without even trying.

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Oh, since Joe is lit, since Joe is watching, we can bring this up to Joe.

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I can build a stage, joe.

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Quick question Joe, can you build a table?

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No, you stop it, stop this, stop it.

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You are not coming up with things to do.

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Dude, I'm set design and then yeah, I did.

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guys set design.

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That's what I do, bro.

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You wanted to show off with a blinky light.

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You got it, bro.

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The reason why the stage collapsed is because, I didn't finish the other half of the stage.

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That's all we need.

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Next thing, we got a lawsuit on our hands.

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We're fucking done.

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Fuck you guys.

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I love you.

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Joe quick question.

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You were scrolling through Facebook the other day, oh boy and you posted your beautiful photo up.

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You seem to be very Was that velour you were wearing.

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You were very excited it was your birthday.

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It seemed like you were very wink wink excited.

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I don't know if you've noticed Mr Bully Wink was poking through.

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Maybe there was purpose behind it, or unless you're just like Tom Oster, extremely.

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What an enormous shmeet.

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If you are kudos to you my friend.

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God bless you.

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I'm just.

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You should show it off more often.

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Because we were just wondering if your people who released that photo.

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If they released that photo, if they double checked to make sure, if there's any, you know, I don't know Got to airbrush that thing out, yeah.

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Or you may have airbrushed it in.

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We don't know that.

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It's tough to airbrush in a pitch tent.

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The second I saw it.

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I wanted to comment on it.

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By the way, joe, this is Pat checking out your crotch?

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It's one of those photos where it's like a certain comment would have just made it absolutely hilarious, just hilarious.

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To you, perhaps not to the poster.

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I probably would have done it on Instagram or if it was on X, but Facebook's a totally different ballgame.

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Gotta watch yourself.

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I was like, no, maybe he didn't notice it.

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But Pat wasn't the first one to notice the fellas from work were all over

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that photo Told them it was creative lighting.

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Creative lighting.

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Oh God, God bless.

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That's all I gotta say.

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God bless you.

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Pat wants you to show him how to create the lighting Right.

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Oh God, God bless.

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That's all I got to say.

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God bless you.

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Pat wants you to show him how to create the lighting.

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Listen, if I had a shmeet like that, I'd show it off on my birthday too.

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Where's the small wiener club?

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Oh, you got to have that on the radio.

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I think I took it off.

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Oh yeah, I kind of cleaned.

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Oh no, it's still there.

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We can't play it so long because it's too long.

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I mean we could shorten it maybe but I mean, that's Tom Oster's intro music.

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Or I could just cut out schmeet.

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The whole reason to play it is for schmeet.

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Great word.

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Schmeet.

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All right, moving on.

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I don't even think that was on the grease board.

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No, no, we hit it hard, we hit it hard, yeah, yeah.

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The more and more I go through every day on this planet, the more and more I realize either it's extremely terrible or I'm literally convincing myself on a daily basis that we do live in the matrix Simulation.

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Did you say stimulation?

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Oh, you're talking about jogging, oh, no, no, no.

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There's so much shit that goes on from politics to sports, to just everything in fucking general that really does make you question and be like is that even real?

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Social media plays a big part in that.

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Yeah, I mean personally.

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If you drank out of your enemy's dead skull anymore like they used to do in medieval times, a lot of this shit would end.

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Is that confirmed?

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I think it would be Fact check.

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it's wrong and that's what I'm saying.

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I disagree, that's the way it is now.

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So, no matter what you say, what you do, what everything is done in this social media fucking world is taking away the conversation of a person on this side.

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A person on this side having a conversation yeah, you may disagree, whatever, but now it's.

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You can live with that.

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You people don't have to agree.

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I have a I have a huge issue with what's going on in New York city.

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What's going on in New York city?

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Okay, the migrants.

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Listen to me.

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I have nothing against illegal aliens coming in, as long as you know you want to become a citizen?

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Oh, I have a monsters issue with illegal aliens.

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Yeah, I have no issue with anyone who wants to go through the process and be here legally Exactly so what social media has done is taking, you know, people who want to come into the country and become citizens and whatnot.

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And with the illegal aliens who are coming in from Mexico, who are not going to become fucking citizens?

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No, not.

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And you saw what happened with the Palestinian guy not Palestinian guy.

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The Arabian oh my God, arabianites.

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The Middle Eastern guy, arabian oh my.

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God, arabian Nights.

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The.

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Middle Eastern guy, Middle Eastern guy who threatened the dude who was videotaping.

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Lo and behold, find out he's working for he's on some committee with Islam.

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That's the one where he was like if you were smart.

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You'd know who I am.

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Yeah, but if you complain about it, you're looked at as a terrible person because you don't want illegal aliens.

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It's not about.

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It's about the ones who are coming in and causing problems.

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The ones who aren't coming in and causing problems, who want to become citizens.

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Good for you.

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What happened down in the city with the immigrants in the city who beat the shit out of the police officers?

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Not only beat the shit out of the police officers a couple days after that, there's another video when migrants are staying.

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Thanks for being A great fucking city, by the way.

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Let's just keep the migrants there and just let them do whatever Fuck they want.

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It was a couple of cops who came and people Were like sleeping on the stairs.

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They shouldn't have been sleeping there.

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They're breaking the law, so they try to break it up.

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What do you think happened?

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What happened?

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The migrants started throwing fucking trash cans At the police, at the police officers.

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Right, nice, real nice.

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This is the issue.

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I have now, and no consequences.

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By the way, the jerk-offs that beat the police released no consequence, exactly Now.

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Alan Bragg, the Alvin Bragg, the DA down in the city.

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Perfect, all right, mm-hmm.

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He's decided that his decision for the illegal elements involved in the incident have since been reportedly filed to the CA.

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I don't know what the hell a CA is.

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What's a CA Whatever?

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I don't know what the hell a CA is.

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What's a CA Whatever?

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I don't know.

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In a court of law, our profound obligation is to make sure we have right people charged with the right crimes.

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Okay, that's a key thing right there.

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Assaulting police is pretty much a crime, is not?

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I don't think New Yorkers want to change.

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Charge the wrong person Totally get that, and I agree with that.

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Okay, here's the problem I have with that, though.

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This was videoed, caught on camera.

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Yep, you got the guys arrested because those are their fucking faces on camera.

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Yeah, who's the wrong person?

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Their fucking faces on camera.

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Who's the wrong person?

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How did these guys get let go the next day, coming out flipping Tupac fingers?

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Yeah, that was bullshit.

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And guess what?

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Not charged with anything, nothing, no fine.

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They got fucking released without bail, and where are they now?

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Who the fuck knows?

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So I don't see the system working.

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They ain't.

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I'll tell you no, no way.

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The only way you're going to find them is they're going to collect their a thousand dollar prepaid debit cards yeah, yeah and it says there is a pre presumption of pre-trial, non pre-trial, non incarceration for every case, except those with charges of homicide or the death of a victim.

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What about with the migrant?

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Recently stabbed a woman in the chest.

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I forget where that was.

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I remember hearing that.

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Yeah, I just read it and I'm drunk, I can't remember.

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Nice Awesome.

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I just want to show the video of.

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Did you guys see that thing?

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I sent on the message the group chat with the slavery stuff.

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Oh what.

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No, I pulled it back up because we were talking about migrants.

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You guys didn't watch it, the TikTok I sent, or were you too busy bitching about my?

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monopoly attacks yeah, but I was just going to show the video of the brag thing.

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Okay, that's why we have that, okay.

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Alright, well, why don't we?

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Let's watch the brag video, mr Albs.

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I was just waiting for you to turn around.

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I was like what the fuck?

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I was like, thanks, idea guy, Are you going to go?

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Ben brings up an interesting point, so this is Alvin Bragg.

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There we go.

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So let me just play the video so you can see what it fucking looks like.

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What Was that?

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Alvin Bragg eating a Twinkie?

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I don't know.

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But I mean, look at this, just fucking Come on and bam, let's beat the shit out of the cops Like where is this okay?

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So you know what?

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Where the fuck are shit out of the cops Like where is?

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this.

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Okay, you know what?

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Where the fuck are the rest of the fucking New Yorkers?

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Maybe to help the fucking cop?

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out.

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There's another issue I have.

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How about help the?

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motherfucker out.

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So that's another issue.

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It's because they've chased all the good people out of New.

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York.

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Listen, I'm going to be honest with you.

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If I was down there I'm going to second guess I would have jumped on that.

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I would second guess it, though Getting involved.

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I'd assess If I got involved For sure.

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If I got say, we got involved and we killed one of the guys for helping a cop, I'll throw fucking million dollars on it.

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I would go to jail for manslaughter and these guys would not be brought up on charges for attacking cops.

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And I went there to help the cop.

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I'll throw order and these guys would not be brought up on charges for attacking cops.

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And I went there to help the cop.

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Yeah, I'll throw a million dollars on it.

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That's the way our system has turned.

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That's what it's turned into Everywhere.

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There's Yikes.

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Well, the cities, you know.

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Yeah, I mean fucking Chicago.

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Look at Chicago.

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Oh my God.

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Chicago's like.

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Chi-town's in bad shape.

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Chicago's like California in Escape from LA and Snake Plissken is fucking.

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He's strolling around somewhere in the streets of Chicago.

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Nice job, obama.

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Way to prep that city Brutal.

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I mean, anybody's like.

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I'm moving to Chicago.

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Why?

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What for Wind?

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Like it's just nuts and now it's just everything that's going on with-.

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I'd rather go to Detroit at this point.

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No.

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I want to go.

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Yellowstone.

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I want to go.

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Yellowstone, montana.

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Yeah, just get on the fucking ranch and that's it.

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Shoot anything that bothers you.

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Hunt down.

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Some horses Ride bareback.

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That is a good point by Ben.

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We don't hear anything about the KC shooter.

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Nope, not a whole lot.

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Why?

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Because it wasn't an angry one.

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Well, yeah, they just had the.

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It wasn't a white guy wearing a MAGA hat.

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They just had the funeral for one of the victims Today.

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Was it today or yesterday?

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Today, I believe?

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You know it's just the more and more shit that happens.

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I'm like I can't come on.

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I was like, really, you know, okay, yeah, I'm in the Matrix.

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That's the way I feel every fucking day, and it's brutal, and that's why I don't go to the city anymore.

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Nope, will not.

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No interest.

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Anytime I am down in the city for work, I'm like I'm constantly, for whatever reason, looking over my shoulder, looking for reflections when I'm walking past like a glass building, to make sure nobody's behind me, Like Jason Bourne.

00:21:03.147 --> 00:21:04.604
Oh yeah, dude, I'm ready to go fucking.

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It's like Mission Impossible.

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I'm ready to go nunchuck ninja on people, because that's what, like I guess.

00:21:11.304 --> 00:21:12.165
What did you just say?

00:21:12.165 --> 00:21:17.634
Nunchuck ninja, wow, yeah, hey, oh yeah, it's training from Jizzball.

00:21:17.654 --> 00:21:21.385
I don't know if you guys know this Jizzball goes, watches your back in the city.

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I treat you with nunchuck.

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Hey, stick your nunchuck in your hand.

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We're cheers Sticky nunchuck, sticky nunchuck.

00:21:33.566 --> 00:21:36.452
I think we need to send Ben a pair of sticky nunchucks from Jez Paul.

00:21:37.079 --> 00:21:39.186
How about some sticky vibrating pills?

00:21:40.130 --> 00:21:44.711
Oh, no, no, no, no Autocraft.

00:21:45.020 --> 00:21:49.119
We got to get his mind out the gutter fast, because if we stay, it's not going to be.

00:21:49.961 --> 00:21:51.864
His mother-in-law already has us, oh God.

00:21:56.530 --> 00:21:59.474
Poor Ben, poor Ben, love you, ben.

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Oh, so I was before we get into our next thing.

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I was talking with Dro and he's like why don't you do the 100th episode down here?

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I was like it ain't happening.

00:22:09.209 --> 00:22:10.805
I was like we'll never get down there again.

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It would be phenomenal.

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I would love.

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I'm still all in to do that.

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I did talk to him because of the horrible interview we had with our number one fan, Ben, in the gay bar in wherever he was Toronto, Montreal Ben in the gay bar in wherever he was Toronto.

00:22:27.953 --> 00:22:30.522
So I had to rethink of boots on the ground people.

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He had a bad connection.

00:22:31.625 --> 00:22:32.547
I mean you can't kill him.

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The first time it was okay, it's called a male review.

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Not a gay bar.

00:22:41.027 --> 00:22:44.053
So Dro said he'll do it anytime we want him to.

00:22:44.053 --> 00:22:51.634
If he's out and we give him a call, he has no problem going around and interviewing people wherever he is.

00:22:51.634 --> 00:22:54.730
He goes to the casino a lot, but he won't be able to do that at the casino.

00:22:54.730 --> 00:22:57.549
No, they don't like videotaping in the casino, All right?

00:22:57.549 --> 00:22:58.703
So I have to tell him listen.

00:22:58.703 --> 00:22:59.508
All right, plan it out.

00:22:59.508 --> 00:23:03.027
Plan it out to go to a bar, Let me know, I'll send you the link.

00:23:03.027 --> 00:23:06.173
You give us a call and this can end up pretty good.

00:23:06.173 --> 00:23:11.750
And he said he'll do whatever we ask him to do.

00:23:11.750 --> 00:23:11.910
Uh-oh.

00:23:11.910 --> 00:23:13.012
But then he called Aideen.

00:23:13.012 --> 00:23:15.655
He's like you think the guys can do a ride around when they come down.

00:23:15.655 --> 00:23:17.203
And Aideen said we could.

00:23:17.223 --> 00:23:26.071
He said that the last time we asked Can you imagine that, dude, we got to put some fucking wireless mics on and fucking go time.

00:23:26.232 --> 00:23:32.766
Yeah, it's go time, that'll be fucking fantastic Can we be like shack cops, like they made him like a real cop.

00:23:32.826 --> 00:23:34.826
Yeah, do we get to wear like the vests and stuff?

00:23:34.826 --> 00:23:36.685
Is he going to deputize us?

00:23:36.685 --> 00:23:39.403
No, you're taking that a little too far.

00:23:39.403 --> 00:23:40.204
You can't get deputized.

00:23:40.204 --> 00:23:40.945
We didn't even do anything.

00:23:40.945 --> 00:23:42.028
We didn't even do anything yet to get deputized.

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We'll probably get arrested.

00:23:42.890 --> 00:23:51.210
I just want to carry the gun, the perpetrators were riding along with the cop you going shotgun.

00:23:52.240 --> 00:23:53.163
I mean I'll take whatever I can get.

00:23:53.163 --> 00:23:54.007
You seem like a shotgun guy.

00:23:54.027 --> 00:23:54.367
You know what.

00:23:54.367 --> 00:23:59.192
It's probably better if I had the scattergun.

00:23:59.192 --> 00:24:00.616
Spit it out, Spit it out.

00:24:00.616 --> 00:24:03.070
I said boy.

00:24:05.645 --> 00:24:07.590
I figured you'd be comfortable with the street howitzer.

00:24:07.839 --> 00:24:10.728
Well, it's better I have the street howitzer than the hand cannon.

00:24:12.050 --> 00:24:13.586
Nope, ben gave us the hand cannon.

00:24:13.586 --> 00:24:15.583
What's the hand cannon?

00:24:15.583 --> 00:24:25.046
A sidearm, oh yeah, oh, like a specific one, pistola Brajol, I mean, I can do the same thing.

00:24:27.480 --> 00:24:29.449
I'm not going out there with my brajol in my hand.

00:24:31.060 --> 00:24:32.326
Yeah, no, I was actually thinking about it.

00:24:32.326 --> 00:24:36.692
I was thinking about it the other day because of how crazy this fucking world is getting.

00:24:36.692 --> 00:24:38.125
It was going to get my permit.

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Bubba Joker put his brajol in his hand.

00:24:40.587 --> 00:24:43.726
Hopefully that's licensed.

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Just armed men running in fear.

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Licensed to yell.

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Alright, come on, move on, move on.

00:24:55.950 --> 00:24:56.711
Moving on Get away.

00:24:58.705 --> 00:24:59.067
Get away.

00:24:59.067 --> 00:25:01.526
He's got a pet dragon, he's coming for you.

00:25:01.526 --> 00:25:23.407
So today I was Checking out what's going on in the world and sad story, crazy story Today this happened, by the way, which is a little fucking nutty A guy set himself on fire down in Washington DC.

00:25:25.553 --> 00:25:28.028
I'm sorry, I just think that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

00:25:30.303 --> 00:25:31.445
I want to know why this is said.

00:25:31.445 --> 00:25:34.311
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

00:25:34.311 --> 00:25:39.165
I'm waiting to see why this is said.

00:25:39.165 --> 00:25:41.567
The fact that he just giggled I couldn't help it.

00:25:41.587 --> 00:25:42.150
I'm sorry.

00:25:42.921 --> 00:25:46.246
Oh my God, what is my headphones?

00:25:46.246 --> 00:25:47.505
I think that's why my headphones.

00:25:48.060 --> 00:25:49.192
Something's wrong with your headphones.

00:25:49.473 --> 00:25:50.643
No, a number of them are plugged into.

00:25:50.643 --> 00:25:51.868
You don't think that's funny.

00:25:53.999 --> 00:25:54.903
I think it's hilarious.

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Right, I may be a sick person, but Whatever, that's why.

00:26:02.150 --> 00:26:05.346
Okay, I'm sorry, I'll try to turn away from the mic.

00:26:09.732 --> 00:26:10.173
Well, okay, okay.

00:26:10.173 --> 00:26:11.546
I didn't even get into the details.

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That's why I feel bad.

00:26:12.785 --> 00:26:14.624
It was like because of what you fucking laughed at.

00:26:14.624 --> 00:26:18.133
A little help here, so I'm sorry, bud.

00:26:18.133 --> 00:26:28.741
Thank you, it was.

00:26:28.741 --> 00:26:33.019
A US serviceman sets himself on fire in front of the Israeli embassy in Washington DC.

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All right, and I can't believe that's a.

00:26:34.407 --> 00:26:35.900
Is he an active serviceman or is he like?

00:26:37.765 --> 00:26:40.132
Well, why did he set himself on fire?

00:26:41.321 --> 00:26:42.788
Well, that's the crazy part.

00:26:42.788 --> 00:26:47.589
The crazy part is this Before he set himself on fire oh, this is the crazy part.

00:26:47.589 --> 00:26:50.155
Crazy part is this Before he set himself on fire oh, this is the wrong one.

00:26:50.175 --> 00:26:50.557
I'll find it.

00:26:50.557 --> 00:26:51.598
It's the other guy that set him on fire.

00:26:51.598 --> 00:26:51.819
No, no, no.

00:26:53.020 --> 00:26:58.613
This is where I first saw it, and then I went and researched to see if this was true, and it is yeah.

00:26:58.613 --> 00:27:08.832
So, according to witnesses, his comments before he set himself on fire is we are not doing this genocide anymore.

00:27:12.175 --> 00:27:16.181
Okay, you know.

00:27:16.181 --> 00:27:20.531
I mean he could have went there with a sign on a stick, you know like he didn't have to.

00:27:21.540 --> 00:27:27.903
Perhaps was there a note that got caught in a fire he didn't have to soak himself in lamp oil and light himself on fire.

00:27:29.589 --> 00:27:31.061
Wow, what was that?

00:27:31.061 --> 00:27:31.865
Jerky Boys one.

00:27:32.426 --> 00:27:32.587
What.

00:27:33.181 --> 00:27:34.205
That's the Jerky Boys right.

00:27:34.205 --> 00:27:38.171
First I soak myself in lamp oil and then I light myself on fire.

00:27:38.171 --> 00:27:40.507
That's the Egyptian magician.

00:27:43.000 --> 00:27:44.740
Was the serviceman's name Frank Rizzo?

00:27:50.705 --> 00:27:53.208
Oh yeah, this should be a somber talk.

00:27:53.208 --> 00:27:54.970
No, it's just.

00:27:54.970 --> 00:27:55.430
I don't know what.

00:27:55.430 --> 00:27:56.171
I just feel here.

00:27:57.271 --> 00:27:58.893
To me it's fucking crazy.

00:27:58.893 --> 00:28:01.535
First of all, the fact that it's a US serviceman.

00:28:01.875 --> 00:28:03.596
Well, that's not cool.

00:28:07.842 --> 00:28:10.066
I want to know exactly why he did it.

00:28:10.066 --> 00:28:15.234
This is why X is like the worst fucking thing for attention, like most Gen Z and millennials, nice.

00:28:17.662 --> 00:28:18.765
I mean, I'm kind of in agreement.

00:28:18.765 --> 00:28:19.887
You know, can I get an age?

00:28:19.887 --> 00:28:20.529
How old was this?

00:28:20.529 --> 00:28:21.050
Oh, here it is.

00:28:21.601 --> 00:28:24.650
I will no longer be complicit in genocide.

00:28:25.050 --> 00:28:25.191
Nice.

00:28:25.191 --> 00:28:26.900
So now it's just suicide.

00:28:27.382 --> 00:28:28.707
So we light ourselves on fire.

00:28:30.020 --> 00:28:31.465
I don't know dude Like who is he?

00:28:31.465 --> 00:28:33.010
Who are they killing?

00:28:33.059 --> 00:28:35.749
Sorry, I just think that's a hilarious way to protest something.

00:28:37.162 --> 00:28:40.185
Oh my God, I don't know about hilarious, it's fucking ridiculous.

00:28:41.682 --> 00:28:43.324
This is based upon what's going on in Gaza.

00:28:43.324 --> 00:28:45.426
So who are we killing?

00:28:45.747 --> 00:28:49.471
Well, I would think, because he was in front of the Israeli embassy.

00:28:49.531 --> 00:28:51.334
So he's pro-Palestine there?

00:28:51.354 --> 00:28:52.015
Oh, now I get it.

00:28:52.015 --> 00:28:52.536
You know what?

00:28:57.241 --> 00:29:00.183
Maybe, I can giggle Upon further review.

00:29:00.183 --> 00:29:01.605
Yeah, you know what Funny.

00:29:01.965 --> 00:29:02.465
Wait, what's this?

00:29:02.465 --> 00:29:05.428
Wait, the news is coming in from Toronto after the instant replay Right Ha ha.

00:29:05.428 --> 00:29:06.008
Yeah, you know what Funny?

00:29:06.008 --> 00:29:06.328
Wait what's?

00:29:06.348 --> 00:29:06.429
this.

00:29:06.429 --> 00:29:08.170
Wait, the news is coming in from Toronto after the instant replay, right?

00:29:08.170 --> 00:29:08.329
Ha ha?

00:29:08.329 --> 00:29:08.829
Yeah, it is funny.

00:29:08.829 --> 00:29:09.990
It is Maybe get a sign on the stick.

00:29:10.151 --> 00:29:11.311
This just in from Toronto.

00:29:11.992 --> 00:29:15.115
Ha ha, like a pasta pot with a spoon.

00:29:15.214 --> 00:29:18.856
I wasn't even thinking about that, but we do have breaking news.

00:29:18.856 --> 00:29:22.182
According to the, replay in Toronto.

00:29:22.182 --> 00:29:28.030
America is getting stupider by the day, and yeah, we're giggling at some guy putting lamp oil on him.

00:29:29.874 --> 00:29:30.474
Never mind then.

00:29:30.474 --> 00:29:32.386
If only we would have sat down and had a Basil Hayden.

00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:36.807
Yeah, why are we like come on man, we get involved in too much shit.

00:29:39.686 --> 00:29:40.529
Like did he make it.

00:29:40.529 --> 00:29:44.048
It said non-life-threatening injuries.

00:29:44.410 --> 00:29:46.769
Yeah, did it say non-life-threatening injuries?

00:29:46.769 --> 00:29:47.753
Yeah, did it say non-life-threatening.

00:29:47.753 --> 00:29:49.271
How is it non-life-threatening?

00:29:49.271 --> 00:29:50.019
You set yourself on fire.

00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:51.367
Maybe he stopped, dropped or rolled.

00:29:51.367 --> 00:29:53.500
He could have.

00:29:53.500 --> 00:29:54.646
He's a serviceman.

00:29:54.666 --> 00:29:55.330
He should be able to do that.

00:29:55.330 --> 00:29:55.894
You should know that.

00:29:55.894 --> 00:29:57.385
That's been drilled into us.

00:29:58.320 --> 00:29:59.182
It probably doesn't work.

00:29:59.182 --> 00:30:00.944
I've got a little bit of a funny, funny thing to tell you.

00:30:01.005 --> 00:30:06.973
Do you ever think, were people really going on fire back then, that we had to learn stop, drop and roll?

00:30:06.973 --> 00:30:09.508
Fuck yeah, was it an issue?

00:30:09.667 --> 00:30:10.372
I can think about it.

00:30:10.372 --> 00:30:13.364
I'm thinking about bow and arrows with lit up tips.

00:30:14.046 --> 00:30:19.606
Something like that, the Dukes of Hazzard when they're blowing shit up, just a good old boy, oh sorry.

00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:20.821
Never mean it.

00:30:20.862 --> 00:30:23.446
no, you don't remember when they had the bows with the explosives.

00:30:23.626 --> 00:30:27.074
I forget that you sound like Rambo with the explosive tips right now.

00:30:27.279 --> 00:30:29.808
Well, I mean, it was like a lit flaming arrow.

00:30:30.882 --> 00:30:35.873
Ben wants us to send him a pair of TID vibrating panties in the hospital for his recovery.

00:30:38.884 --> 00:30:39.828
I don't know if we have any left.

00:30:39.828 --> 00:30:41.644
Do we order those?

00:30:41.644 --> 00:30:46.671
Do you want me to send them mine, ben's mother-in-law, you may have.

00:30:46.671 --> 00:30:48.023
I'll send them my briefs.

00:30:48.023 --> 00:30:48.887
I'll cut out the middle.

00:30:48.887 --> 00:30:53.170
I don't know what I'm going to do for the vibrating aspect of it, though.

00:30:53.480 --> 00:30:54.967
We just need a waistline Ben.

00:30:59.020 --> 00:31:03.119
Make sure you use the tailor tape too, because we've got to figure out circumference and shit.

00:31:03.461 --> 00:31:05.849
So, Patrick, you played a little Breaking News earlier.

00:31:05.849 --> 00:31:09.670
When was the last time you talked to our friend Jimmy the Great?

00:31:11.101 --> 00:31:13.528
I spoke to Jimmy a couple weeks ago, maybe, why?

00:31:14.843 --> 00:31:19.553
Did he tell you he was making a pilgrimage to Argentina after the Super Bowl?

00:31:19.553 --> 00:31:20.803
Did he discuss that with you?

00:31:20.803 --> 00:31:22.749
No, what has happened?

00:31:22.749 --> 00:31:23.852
A pilgrimage.

00:31:24.603 --> 00:31:25.167
Is he moving?

00:31:25.167 --> 00:31:27.583
Moving no was he thrown out of the country finally?

00:31:27.603 --> 00:31:43.627
well, he, he, he decided to go over there, he said, because he found some doctors willing to do a procedure that was a lot cheaper in argentina than than at uh for himself perhaps penis enlargement yeah, no, no breast implants.

00:31:45.049 --> 00:31:47.373
No Breast implants.

00:31:48.855 --> 00:31:52.940
I don't know if it's ever been done A full brain transplant.

00:31:55.067 --> 00:31:56.069
Well, it had to do with his head.

00:31:59.088 --> 00:31:59.410
I don't know.

00:31:59.410 --> 00:32:00.618
Oh, like a hair transplant.

00:32:01.964 --> 00:32:05.086
Perhaps it might have been a little Hair regeneration surgery.

00:32:05.086 --> 00:32:09.506
Oh yeah no fucking.

00:32:10.248 --> 00:32:11.048
What can we?

00:32:11.048 --> 00:32:12.992
Can we get him to document his?

00:32:13.032 --> 00:32:13.814
journey, what time is?

00:32:13.933 --> 00:32:17.670
it you think he'll answer?

00:32:17.670 --> 00:32:20.298
I, there's not a fucking prayer in the world he answers.

00:32:20.337 --> 00:32:25.209
But you could try oh, I could text him because, like he, I got to fix his garage door.

00:32:25.328 --> 00:32:27.012
Oh, text him See if he responds quick.

00:32:27.012 --> 00:32:29.285
All right, this is how we're going to set him up now.

00:32:29.285 --> 00:32:31.131
Oh no, this is the setup.

00:32:31.131 --> 00:32:33.806
So Kevin's going to be the distraction.

00:32:33.806 --> 00:32:35.451
You're going to text him.

00:32:35.451 --> 00:32:44.991
If he responds back quick, I'll call him, and if he doesn't answer I'll be like.

00:32:44.991 --> 00:32:54.211
Just so you know, I'm sitting with Kevin right now and I know you're there, bitch, so pick up the phone.

00:32:56.580 --> 00:33:02.290
I threw a hey bud at him and then, knowing him too, he's probably like 42 gummies deep with a bottle of vodka down his throat.

00:33:02.451 --> 00:33:04.414
Nah, dude, his garage door is broken.

00:33:04.414 --> 00:33:07.807
He's going to answer my text, he's not answering this at all.

00:33:08.361 --> 00:33:09.807
I'm just saying he might be all gummied up.

00:33:10.461 --> 00:33:11.627
Oh well, maybe you never know.

00:33:14.080 --> 00:33:14.826
He usually is.

00:33:14.826 --> 00:33:18.968
I think there's a problem over there in that neighborhood with all the adults.

00:33:18.968 --> 00:33:21.207
They like the gummies, you think.

00:33:22.299 --> 00:33:24.904
Children are just walking around unbathed.

00:33:24.904 --> 00:33:29.704
You know, like ripped clothes, sacky diapers on the cul-de-sac.

00:33:31.380 --> 00:33:32.545
Like where's your house?

00:33:32.545 --> 00:33:35.828
Buddy From the cul-de-sac son, come on.

00:33:35.828 --> 00:33:45.607
He might have to be part of the 100th episode, but for like six seconds and we're like get the fuck out of here.

00:33:45.607 --> 00:33:48.464
Agreed, we just wanted to show your face and get you out.

00:33:50.009 --> 00:33:54.564
You think I'll do it If we set it up right when he was telling me about this.

00:33:54.564 --> 00:34:06.807
I'm like, dude, you better tell everybody, because if you show up in like six months all of a sudden with a fucking head of hair Right like Berman, I said the fucking, the rash of shit you're going to get is just, it's just not even Like Chris Berman also had hair.

00:34:07.221 --> 00:34:07.561
I hope.

00:34:07.561 --> 00:34:10.268
I hope it comes back.

00:34:10.268 --> 00:34:11.532
Wait, how long is our wait?

00:34:11.532 --> 00:34:13.266
Did he say how long the procedure was?

00:34:13.521 --> 00:34:15.393
I mean, I do have an interest in how well it goes.

00:34:16.338 --> 00:34:18.447
Yeah, did he say how long the procedure is?

00:34:18.447 --> 00:34:20.181
I don't know if you've noticed, but no, I didn't.

00:34:20.181 --> 00:34:21.824
I didn't get into the specifics.

00:34:21.824 --> 00:34:28.375
Dude, yours is an easy fix Scotch tape on the bottom of a fucking pad with hair, and that's it.

00:34:28.375 --> 00:34:30.563
Bro, I just got to convert.

00:34:30.563 --> 00:34:33.009
Just get you a yarmulke.

00:34:33.369 --> 00:34:33.911
That's all you want.

00:34:33.911 --> 00:34:34.733
I just got to convert.

00:34:35.059 --> 00:34:35.663
Makes you know.

00:34:35.663 --> 00:34:45.893
Three weeks later it's like the yarmulke's not covering the fucking hole anymore, Got to get a bigger one and you're going to be wearing one of those hats that they have at a baseball game, with the umbrella on the top.

00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:55.164
Pretty soon you'll be wearing a shower cap Worked my way up to sombrero.

00:34:55.184 --> 00:35:03.599
So our next thing did you see what happened with the results of Trump being fined at $355 million?

00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:04.804
Did you see what they're?

00:35:04.804 --> 00:35:08.846
They did a GoFundMe Not even the GoFundMe, but did you see?

00:35:08.846 --> 00:35:10.369
He's getting charged the truckers.

00:35:10.369 --> 00:35:11.302
He's getting charged.

00:35:11.302 --> 00:35:13.588
What do you call it?

00:35:13.588 --> 00:35:13.909
Interest?

00:35:13.909 --> 00:35:15.612
Yes, yes, okay.

00:35:15.612 --> 00:35:18.443
And every day that goes by.

00:35:18.443 --> 00:35:29.048
So when it was decided upon, so the day of judgment, the day of judgment, he has 30 days from that day to appeal, to appeal and or pay off the fine.

00:35:29.048 --> 00:35:31.085
Each day he doesn't pay the fine.

00:35:31.085 --> 00:35:34.507
Until that 30 days, he's getting interest of $906,000.

00:35:34.507 --> 00:35:35.510
I was just gonna say it's almost a million.

00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:45.188
But if he appeals like doesn't it reset, like doesn't that interest go away, cause it's like an appeal and like there's well, here's, here's the question turn, but you know here's the question.

00:35:45.389 --> 00:35:47.132
But these fuck why, is there interest on it?

00:35:47.452 --> 00:35:51.481
yeah, true oh, scott says it's only 87 000.

00:35:51.481 --> 00:35:53.085
I thought it was way more than that.

00:35:53.126 --> 00:36:04.692
No, it was like it was I think it's like 900 000 a day I thought it was like 906 from when I read, because his went from 355 to 400 and something million.

00:36:04.692 --> 00:36:09.849
So I have a problem.

00:36:10.501 --> 00:36:20.925
Yeah, I got a problem with a lot of shit that's going on or what they're doing to Trump, not because it's Trump, but like there's just fucking lines that are being crossed and I get like people want to get this guy.

00:36:20.925 --> 00:36:23.186
But I mean you got to do it the right way.

00:36:23.186 --> 00:36:25.367
Stop making up fucking laws.

00:36:26.079 --> 00:36:27.143
Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:36:27.143 --> 00:36:29.679
If he's getting fined for it, how come other entrepreneurs aren't being fined?

00:36:30.001 --> 00:36:33.668
I still want to understand how he was found guilty when there was there was no crime.

00:36:33.668 --> 00:36:35.927
There was, not only was there no crime.

00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:37.907
There was no victim, the bank itself.

00:36:37.907 --> 00:36:38.842
No body, no weapon.

00:36:38.842 --> 00:36:47.353
The bank itself was a witness and they said that they didn't have any losses and they wanted to be fucking partners with him in the future.

00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:48.302
Even the.

00:36:48.322 --> 00:36:49.085
Shark Tank guy.

00:36:50.340 --> 00:36:51.184
So run into what.

00:36:51.184 --> 00:36:55.228
Kevin O'Leary is one of the guys that's on Shark Tank, kevin O'Leary.

00:36:56.900 --> 00:36:58.043
Oh, wow, that's the next thing.

00:36:58.043 --> 00:36:58.804
I didn't even know that.

00:37:00.706 --> 00:37:01.548
Gmail, oh wow.

00:37:05.019 --> 00:37:06.284
Wow, see how we just did that.

00:37:06.284 --> 00:37:07.248
That was like amazing.

00:37:07.248 --> 00:37:10.106
Can we smoke in here yet?

00:37:24.012 --> 00:37:25.213
I sleep in a drawer.

00:37:25.213 --> 00:37:26.976
I was waiting to hit that button.

00:37:30.981 --> 00:37:32.545
And that's the moment that I get to hit it.

00:37:32.545 --> 00:37:33.768
Oh, that's what we're talking about.

00:37:36.161 --> 00:37:37.563
Oh, my God.

00:37:38.063 --> 00:37:38.644
You're welcome.

00:37:38.644 --> 00:38:02.168
So I'm going to show a video of Kevin O'Leary had an interview on Fox and this reporter was like she just kept on like kind of scooting around the whole thing and just point everything at Trump, at Trump, at Trump, at Trump, and then she's like she said something as per well.

00:38:02.168 --> 00:38:07.715
Should the people be afraid to do business with you guys and listen to what he said?

00:38:07.715 --> 00:38:11.635
This is some good fucking shit, son of a bitch.

00:38:11.635 --> 00:38:17.039
You know what I want?

00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:18.043
I hate that.

00:38:18.043 --> 00:38:19.295
Pop up at the bottom.

00:38:19.295 --> 00:38:19.577
There we go.

00:38:27.851 --> 00:38:29.534
Oh, he answered Yo.

00:38:29.534 --> 00:38:30.094
What up, man?

00:38:30.094 --> 00:38:32.184
How was Zochimo?

00:38:32.766 --> 00:38:33.166
Wait, can we?

00:38:33.166 --> 00:38:33.628
Okay, can we?

00:38:35.201 --> 00:38:36.085
Time out time out time out.

00:38:36.541 --> 00:38:36.802
Pause.

00:38:36.802 --> 00:38:38.007
Kevin O'Leary Time out.

00:38:38.007 --> 00:38:39.867
I don't know if we can pause it.

00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:41.884
I don't want to pause it.

00:38:41.943 --> 00:38:43.286
Damn it, all right well let it what's?

00:38:43.327 --> 00:38:44.831
going on, just relax.

00:38:44.831 --> 00:38:48.708
I wanted to get it to the beginning, so let's play it and listen to what he says.

00:38:53.043 --> 00:38:54.217
It's karaoke Kevin O'Leary.

00:38:54.480 --> 00:38:56.427
Yeah, technology issues again.

00:38:56.427 --> 00:38:58.143
I can't believe it's still playing.

00:38:58.143 --> 00:39:02.092
That's crazy.

00:39:02.092 --> 00:39:04.306
I need a hero.

00:39:04.306 --> 00:39:05.666
I need a hero.

00:39:05.666 --> 00:39:07.967
I need a hero that's like me controlling this shit right now.

00:39:08.121 --> 00:39:08.646
Oh, I can't believe.

00:39:08.646 --> 00:39:09.759
You just went handyman on that.

00:39:10.260 --> 00:39:11.527
Should I keep the convo going?

00:39:12.021 --> 00:39:13.487
Yeah, keep it going, but here's the video.

00:39:13.487 --> 00:39:14.969
Hey, bud, what are you?

00:39:15.010 --> 00:39:15.231
up to.

00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:26.664
There's probably a lot who are saying to themselves I've never falsified my business records, I know what a square foot looks like, I know what I can ask for and what I have the money to support.

00:39:26.664 --> 00:39:27.909
So I wonder to what extent that really is true.

00:39:27.909 --> 00:39:42.322
But on the second point, wouldn't there be many companies who would not want to do business or loan money to people like yourself or investors, if they know that they can get away with fraud and there's no recourse to protect them?

00:39:43.525 --> 00:39:44.789
What fraud, excuse me.

00:39:44.789 --> 00:39:45.490
What fraud?

00:39:45.490 --> 00:39:47.447
This is not about Trump anymore.

00:39:47.447 --> 00:40:02.947
When you get a developer that builds a building and he says it's worth $400 million and he wants to borrow $200 million from a bank which happens every day everywhere on earth, including every American city, every developer is an entrepreneur.

00:40:02.947 --> 00:40:06.204
They shine the light on their building and they say it's worth 400.

00:40:06.204 --> 00:40:11.804
The bank does its own due diligence, as was done in this case, because they're very good at it.

00:40:11.804 --> 00:40:14.215
The banks are very good and they say no, it's worth 300.

00:40:14.215 --> 00:40:16.402
We're only going to loan you 150 million.

00:40:16.724 --> 00:40:19.248
That haggling has gone on for decades.

00:40:19.248 --> 00:40:20.190
That's how it works.

00:40:20.190 --> 00:40:27.704
And then, in this case, even the bank that was supposedly defrauded testified and said we didn't lose anything.

00:40:27.704 --> 00:40:29.505
We want to do business with this guy again.

00:40:29.505 --> 00:40:32.829
We'd like to, but the judge said no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:40:32.829 --> 00:40:38.193
Let's penalize this developer for three hundred fifty five million, and we're going to do that.

00:40:38.193 --> 00:40:43.456
Let's penalize all the developers all across America.

00:40:43.456 --> 00:40:45.217
They've all done the same thing.

00:40:45.217 --> 00:40:49.490
All of them should go to jail and we should stop building buildings.

00:40:49.490 --> 00:40:51.586
That's what the message is from New York.

00:40:51.586 --> 00:40:57.672
Even the governor herself is concerned about what this looks like to investors all around the world.

00:40:57.672 --> 00:40:59.306
It's not US domestic.

00:40:59.900 --> 00:41:00.864
All around the world.

00:41:00.864 --> 00:41:02.329
People are talking about what happened here.

00:41:02.329 --> 00:41:05.525
You really think people want to invest money in New York after this?

00:41:06.367 --> 00:41:06.628
Nope.

00:41:07.710 --> 00:41:09.054
Oh wait, Does that go on?

00:41:09.054 --> 00:41:12.469
I want to see what this fucking moron comes back to that.

00:41:14.143 --> 00:41:15.869
It didn't allow her to retort.

00:41:15.869 --> 00:41:19.007
But no, now it's actually.

00:41:19.007 --> 00:41:20.771
You're not seeing?

00:41:20.771 --> 00:41:28.132
Oh the goddamn, we're good Browsers.

00:41:28.713 --> 00:41:28.793
No.

00:41:30.242 --> 00:41:31.750
It was after the ad of the video.

00:41:31.750 --> 00:41:33.440
None of that shit.

00:41:33.440 --> 00:41:40.382
Now you have entrepreneurs and rich motherfuckers who do build shit they don't want to build.

00:41:40.382 --> 00:41:42.806
In New York, no, and or in California.

00:41:43.067 --> 00:41:44.931
Nope, can't imagine why.

00:41:46.313 --> 00:41:48.065
Yeah, who wants to do it?

00:41:48.065 --> 00:41:49.983
I don't even want to fucking live in New York anymore.

00:41:49.983 --> 00:41:51.766
No, it's brutal.

00:41:51.766 --> 00:41:52.347
I really don't.

00:41:52.507 --> 00:41:55.693
I really don't Currently you don't Wait, wait.

00:41:56.940 --> 00:41:57.985
I'm doing the incognito thing.

00:41:57.985 --> 00:42:01.405
Not that I would ever move to Connecticut or anything, but I definitely don't want to live in New York.

00:42:01.405 --> 00:42:01.746
Come with.

00:42:01.746 --> 00:42:02.106
But.

00:42:02.407 --> 00:42:03.389
I definitely want to come with.

00:42:03.389 --> 00:42:05.753
The booze come over here with the booze.

00:42:05.793 --> 00:42:11.202
Booze, I think next door is going up for sale.

00:42:11.202 --> 00:42:11.965
You got some bellinis.

00:42:13.128 --> 00:42:13.789
Is it really we hit?

00:42:13.789 --> 00:42:15.492
I didn't see anybody over there and forever.

00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:22.606
Yeah, I do the good.

00:42:22.606 --> 00:42:23.411
Like two old people live there.

00:42:23.411 --> 00:42:23.853
The guy died.

00:42:23.853 --> 00:42:32.826
The kids live in like the first house when you turn off the main road into here and she's the mom's down there all the time and she comes up here, gets the mail every now and then Someone walks around the house.

00:42:32.826 --> 00:42:36.148
Dogs go fucking crazy for a day.

00:42:36.148 --> 00:42:38.684
Mccallum would have a lot of fun in this neighborhood.

00:42:38.846 --> 00:42:40.148
It's a nice pool.

00:42:40.831 --> 00:42:50.166
Yeah, he'll probably like pounce on a child down at the cul-de-sac or one of Kevin's dogs Bring McAllen then, I think you should.

00:42:52.445 --> 00:42:54.030
Gunner needs a little fucking lesson taught him.

00:42:55.001 --> 00:42:59.909
Oh dude, they've been around Great Danes man Like he's not gonna be like.

00:43:00.782 --> 00:43:04.128
Was this like one time what that Gunner was around Great Danes?

00:43:04.128 --> 00:43:04.773
How did he behave?

00:43:04.773 --> 00:43:04.974
No fine.

00:43:04.994 --> 00:43:05.295
The Great Danes.

00:43:05.295 --> 00:43:05.659
How did he behave?

00:43:05.659 --> 00:43:08.246
No fine, the Great Danes was like enough dude.

00:43:09.981 --> 00:43:10.885
But he was cool.

00:43:10.885 --> 00:43:14.559
I don't know if you can see me down there, little man, he's like pawed him real quick.

00:43:14.659 --> 00:43:19.132
I mean they're bred for like herding cattle or herding people, those things are huge.

00:43:19.420 --> 00:43:20.021
No wonder we jumped like that.

00:43:20.041 --> 00:43:25.882
No, I'm talking about Gunner Do you think Gunner would jump into the cattle's fucking ball bags, is that?

00:43:25.942 --> 00:43:27.550
why he interferes with everything.

00:43:27.550 --> 00:43:30.585
Yeah, he's trying to herd you and that's your favorite type of dog.

00:43:31.000 --> 00:43:31.905
He's trying to herd you.

00:43:31.945 --> 00:43:33.326
Pat Dude, they catch Frisbees, bro.

00:43:33.326 --> 00:43:38.143
Like how fun is that, you know?

00:43:38.143 --> 00:43:45.644
Like in a dog, like fuck man, I'm 0 for 4 on you.

00:43:45.684 --> 00:43:48.608
Quick question When's the last time you threw a Frisbee at him?

00:43:50.403 --> 00:43:51.146
Not too long ago.

00:43:51.146 --> 00:44:00.992
We have a little he's got a little rubber red one, I know that one and we do some Chase Lounge tosses by the TV coffee table area.

00:44:04.181 --> 00:44:06.125
I don't think I've ever witnessed that no.

00:44:06.664 --> 00:44:07.806
I'll show you later no.

00:44:10.512 --> 00:44:10.952
It'll be fun.

00:44:10.952 --> 00:44:11.713
We'll have cheesecake.

00:44:11.713 --> 00:44:12.155
It'll be great.

00:44:13.001 --> 00:44:13.965
And then you get Scout.

00:44:13.965 --> 00:44:20.146
Scout reminds me of Street Walker no Tom from 51st Dates.

00:44:20.146 --> 00:44:21.324
Hi, my name is Tom.

00:44:21.324 --> 00:44:25.048
Okay, so she may have some short-term memory loss.

00:44:25.048 --> 00:44:28.690
She is scared of the shadows that she emits herself.

00:44:28.690 --> 00:44:32.009
And it doesn't matter if she's seen you 14,000 times.

00:44:32.009 --> 00:44:34.764
She will still fucking bark at you, not knowing who the fuck you are.

00:44:34.844 --> 00:44:35.246
That's true.

00:44:35.246 --> 00:44:37.286
All right, we got two things to get back on track to.

00:44:37.286 --> 00:44:40.208
Okay, we got Kevin O'Leary and we got Labuddy.

00:44:40.208 --> 00:44:47.302
All right, let's call Jimmy the great.

00:44:47.302 --> 00:44:48.766
Yeah, we can call Jimmy now.

00:44:48.766 --> 00:44:50.179
I mean, I call him, but you won't hear it.

00:44:50.179 --> 00:44:52.201
Probably won't hear it anyway.

00:44:52.201 --> 00:44:53.686
Fucking Rangers loss.

00:44:53.686 --> 00:44:54.329
Is it plugged in?

00:44:56.721 --> 00:44:57.806
It's called charged.

00:44:57.806 --> 00:44:58.541
I'm sorry.

00:44:58.541 --> 00:45:00.268
According to you that's being plugged in.

00:45:00.268 --> 00:45:03.025
It's not plugged in back there.

00:45:03.025 --> 00:45:06.505
Do you think he's going to answer?

00:45:07.047 --> 00:45:11.005
Nope, maybe he's awake, there's no way he's answering.

00:45:11.005 --> 00:45:13.427
Are you calling from you or the TID show?

00:45:13.447 --> 00:45:13.989
Calling from my phone.

00:45:13.989 --> 00:45:14.711
Okay, all right.

00:45:15.400 --> 00:45:16.965
Which also happens to be the TID show.

00:45:16.965 --> 00:45:18.489
Yeah, he doesn't know that.

00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:23.644
What's up Surfbag?

00:45:23.644 --> 00:45:26.983
Oh hey, buddy, what's up?

00:45:27.164 --> 00:45:29.407
What are you doing Nothing?

00:45:29.407 --> 00:45:32.753
Yeah, no, no.

00:45:32.753 --> 00:45:36.983
How are you feeling I'm tired?

00:45:36.983 --> 00:45:40.619
Yeah, yep, what are you tired from you?

00:45:40.619 --> 00:45:41.885
A little jet lagged or something?

00:45:41.885 --> 00:45:44.083
Yeah, a little jet lagged.

00:45:44.083 --> 00:45:46.586
No, did you go flying anywhere?

00:45:49.802 --> 00:45:50.463
You on drugs.

00:45:50.925 --> 00:45:53.744
No, no, we're just Welcome to the Take a Deep Show.

00:45:55.527 --> 00:45:59.193
Oh, jimbo, what's up, jimmy, hey Jim.

00:46:00.364 --> 00:46:01.711
I was so far a bit earlier.

00:46:01.711 --> 00:46:04.425
I thought it was canceled today because Aubrey's away.

00:46:04.826 --> 00:46:06.429
No, no, no the show must go on.

00:46:11.304 --> 00:46:12.248
What the show must go on.

00:46:12.248 --> 00:46:15.351
Neither rain nor sleet, nor 17-year-old scotch.

00:46:16.119 --> 00:46:17.324
Alright, so you're here.

00:46:18.240 --> 00:46:19.045
You're calling me?

00:46:19.045 --> 00:46:20.802
Yes, we have breaking news.

00:46:20.802 --> 00:46:24.264
We're on the phone with our worst guest of all time, jimmy the Great.

00:46:24.264 --> 00:46:25.286
Jimmy the Great.

00:46:27.610 --> 00:46:30.574
Jimmy the Great, I'm going to hang up.

00:46:31.001 --> 00:46:33.596
No, you're not going to hang up the phone, don't you?

00:46:33.637 --> 00:46:33.958
do that.

00:46:33.958 --> 00:46:34.159
Stop that.

00:46:34.159 --> 00:46:36.498
The sound quality is terrible right now.

00:46:36.820 --> 00:46:38.425
Yeah, you do sound terrible.

00:46:39.288 --> 00:46:40.471
Yeah, you're cool, All right.

00:46:40.471 --> 00:46:46.012
So anyway, I know you're calling to rip on me about the hair transplant.

00:46:46.012 --> 00:46:46.753
Yeah, I did.

00:46:46.753 --> 00:46:47.923
Why don't you fucking do it?

00:46:47.963 --> 00:46:51.445
you fucking bitch, you're getting angry.

00:46:51.445 --> 00:46:52.666
Wow, I got angry.

00:46:52.666 --> 00:46:54.065
Yeah, why are you getting angry?

00:46:54.385 --> 00:46:55.389
That escalated quickly.

00:46:56.360 --> 00:46:58.550
Go get another sleeve of fucking tattoos.

00:46:58.550 --> 00:47:00.085
How about getting your fucking hair done?

00:47:00.085 --> 00:47:07.768
No priorities, kid Bye Hockey.

00:47:07.768 --> 00:47:10.670
Thank you for watching.

00:47:10.670 --> 00:47:13.474
That's my balls, dude.

00:47:13.494 --> 00:47:14.635
This man is prepared.

00:47:14.635 --> 00:47:24.465
This man is prepared, you tried and failed.

00:47:24.485 --> 00:47:26.206
Patty Damn right, I could.

00:47:26.728 --> 00:47:27.469
Good job, Jimmy.

00:47:27.469 --> 00:47:28.510
Stand your ground, Patty.

00:47:28.891 --> 00:47:30.512
Damn right, I could.

00:47:30.512 --> 00:47:31.494
Good job, jimmy.

00:47:31.494 --> 00:47:32.615
Stand your ground, jimmy, nice, peaceful.

00:47:32.635 --> 00:47:33.516
Nice, peaceful vacay.

00:47:33.516 --> 00:47:36.485
It's a fucking Alamo bro.

00:47:36.505 --> 00:47:38.150
Oh my God, I'm dizzy from fucking laughing.

00:47:38.150 --> 00:47:40.242
What's going?

00:47:40.983 --> 00:47:41.465
on Nothing.

00:47:42.387 --> 00:47:42.829
That's good.

00:47:42.829 --> 00:47:44.940
I'm glad you did that, Jim.

00:47:44.940 --> 00:47:48.351
You just moved up a few rungs now on the guest list, oh yeah.

00:47:50.161 --> 00:47:50.824
Do you want to come in?

00:47:50.864 --> 00:47:51.065
for the.

00:47:51.065 --> 00:47:54.476
I'm hoping to slick it back a little bit.

00:47:55.784 --> 00:47:57.382
Oh my God, Can we call you Knicky?

00:47:57.382 --> 00:48:00.068
From Greece I'm done.

00:48:00.869 --> 00:48:01.652
Well, wait a minute.

00:48:01.652 --> 00:48:01.952
Wait a minute.

00:48:01.952 --> 00:48:03.045
Did you already do this?

00:48:05.081 --> 00:48:05.985
Where the fuck were you.

00:48:07.164 --> 00:48:07.967
I thought you said he was.

00:48:09.003 --> 00:48:10.909
Buenos Aires, Argentina.

00:48:11.862 --> 00:48:12.706
How different does it look?

00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:17.744
We'll know in about six months, but I got some stubble there.

00:48:18.340 --> 00:48:18.802
What did they do?

00:48:18.802 --> 00:48:20.067
Inject anything.

00:48:20.086 --> 00:48:20.668
No, it was not.

00:48:20.668 --> 00:48:28.726
It was not the hair from my balls, it wasn't the hair from my ass, it wasn't my back hair From the donor hair on the side of my head.

00:48:30.311 --> 00:48:34.610
What it was from a stranger's back or ass, from a cadaver.

00:48:35.472 --> 00:48:38.813
Yeah, it was like farming dog hair.

00:48:38.813 --> 00:48:43.867
Can you imagine showing up and Jimmy's got like fucking, he's got Trump's comb over or something one day?

00:48:44.864 --> 00:48:47.005
I told him be careful, you have an afro, it's going to look funny.

00:48:47.840 --> 00:48:50.788
So like not for nothing, I have kind of a real interest in this.

00:48:50.849 --> 00:48:56.927
Yeah, this is why we're calling, because Kevin has really oh, I got a, like I got a.

00:48:57.170 --> 00:48:59.516
I should be Jewish and have a yarmulke to cover it up.

00:48:59.516 --> 00:49:02.041
Spot, and I got the widow's peak happening.

00:49:02.362 --> 00:49:04.903
He has a helipad in the back of his head.

00:49:05.003 --> 00:49:07.585
What I had was Fenway Park.

00:49:07.585 --> 00:49:11.588
It's really shallow left field, deep center, deep right.

00:49:11.588 --> 00:49:20.396
Whatever what I had was, it was left and right field alleys for 490 feet you had.

00:49:20.416 --> 00:49:30.003
Yankees Dead center was like 180 feet he had the Eddie Munster look.

00:49:30.023 --> 00:49:31.224
Oh, totally, totally.

00:49:31.224 --> 00:49:33.068
But I even had the Widow's Panty.

00:49:33.068 --> 00:49:35.771
If you go to my senior portrait you'll see it too.

00:49:35.771 --> 00:49:37.155
I had like this little point.

00:49:37.155 --> 00:49:39.864
I'm like what the fuck is that all about?

00:49:39.864 --> 00:49:43.327
I kind of wanted to shave it, so anyway, it's a done deal.

00:49:43.327 --> 00:49:44.108
I did it.

00:49:44.108 --> 00:49:44.876
How much?

00:49:44.876 --> 00:49:45.407
How kind of want to distribute it?

00:49:45.407 --> 00:49:45.561
So anyway, it's a done deal.

00:49:45.498 --> 00:49:45.771
I did it, it was I almost.

00:49:45.708 --> 00:49:57.809
How much, how much 2100, that's not bad at all, less than the fucking airfare bosley on park avenue in manhattan won it's fifteen thousand dollars.

00:49:57.809 --> 00:49:59.554
Yeah, dude, yeah.

00:49:59.554 --> 00:50:03.485
So 2100 plus another like 1100.

00:50:03.485 --> 00:50:06.530
Air Probably spent like a G down there.

00:50:06.530 --> 00:50:08.335
And that was it Done deal.

00:50:08.335 --> 00:50:10.686
Oh, and I fucking ate and drank like an animal.

00:50:11.668 --> 00:50:13.032
How about that, hey Jim?

00:50:14.101 --> 00:50:15.045
The doctor goes.

00:50:15.219 --> 00:50:16.786
Did you go down unsupervised?

00:50:18.621 --> 00:50:21.190
Well, michelle's cousin babysat me.

00:50:21.190 --> 00:50:29.351
The doctor specifically said to Michelle's cousin he really can't drink, you know, because of the inflammation.

00:50:29.351 --> 00:50:30.152
Where'd you wait?

00:50:30.152 --> 00:50:30.934
At a restaurant?

00:50:31.153 --> 00:50:32.036
15 minutes after.

00:50:33.300 --> 00:50:41.387
Half hour later, a couple cocktails, and then we were just pounding Malbec like it was freaking Gatorade and yeah, it was good stuff.

00:50:41.387 --> 00:50:44.942
A lot of robberies on the street, so like what do they?

00:50:44.961 --> 00:50:45.222
do man?

00:50:45.222 --> 00:50:46.045
Did you watch the video I did?

00:50:46.045 --> 00:50:46.527
That was good stuff.

00:50:46.527 --> 00:50:47.690
A lot of robberies on the street, so what do they do?

00:50:47.690 --> 00:50:47.771
Man?

00:50:47.771 --> 00:50:48.514
Did you watch the video I did?

00:50:48.514 --> 00:50:50.280
That was fucking crazy, crazy right.

00:50:50.902 --> 00:50:51.545
What do they do?

00:50:51.545 --> 00:50:53.465
What exactly did they do?

00:50:55.699 --> 00:51:02.509
Basically they went around in my quote-unquote donor hair like the gray hair that goes around the side of my big melon.

00:51:03.210 --> 00:51:03.452
Okay.

00:51:05.161 --> 00:51:07.226
There's some type of scalpel.

00:51:07.226 --> 00:51:08.411
It was crazy.

00:51:08.411 --> 00:51:09.967
It was like a dentist just going to work.

00:51:09.967 --> 00:51:15.304
It was almost like a drill and they just take all this hair out and they harvest it and then he's like little.

00:51:15.304 --> 00:51:22.909
It was like this little tray and then they basically replanted it in my power alleys.

00:51:23.570 --> 00:51:30.195
Hey Jim, our number one fan, ben Taver, says his mother-in-law donated hair.

00:51:33.485 --> 00:51:35.210
Fuck Ben Clown.

00:51:35.210 --> 00:51:39.023
Just another clown.

00:51:39.023 --> 00:51:41.831
Ben's got fucking all of his hair.

00:51:44.422 --> 00:51:50.916
Oh, it sounds like an undercard Sounds good, because we were talking about what we're going to do for the 100th episode, and we're thinking about doing boxing matches.

00:51:50.916 --> 00:51:54.829
So if you want to fight Ben, we can do that, we can set that up.

00:51:54.829 --> 00:51:56.925
We've got to call Dana White, though, and see if we can set that up.

00:51:57.728 --> 00:51:58.831
I'm not fighting anybody.

00:51:58.831 --> 00:52:08.590
I can't do anything stressful for like three or four weeks or else the fucking plugs will fucking pop out.

00:52:08.750 --> 00:52:09.371
So why'd you come home?

00:52:09.371 --> 00:52:09.612
Oh, my god.

00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:12.769
Does it look weird?

00:52:12.769 --> 00:52:13.793
It's not, you can't really know.

00:52:13.793 --> 00:52:14.614
I sent Matt a picture.

00:52:14.614 --> 00:52:15.175
It's not bad.

00:52:15.840 --> 00:52:17.306
Where's the fucking picture then?

00:52:17.306 --> 00:52:18.463
Dude, I'm not sharing that.

00:52:18.463 --> 00:52:19.166
That was private.

00:52:19.880 --> 00:52:20.869
Yeah, it's real private.

00:52:20.869 --> 00:52:27.150
So when we're sitting here on our live stream talking to Jimmy, you just got fucking hair shit done you know I have a real interest you could have showed me.

00:52:27.150 --> 00:52:30.565
Why don't you get hair?

00:52:30.565 --> 00:52:30.967
I love being bald.

00:52:30.967 --> 00:52:35.250
I'll never, ever have my hair grow again because I'd never want to put hair product in or anything.

00:52:35.250 --> 00:52:37.387
Did you have power alleys?

00:52:38.262 --> 00:52:41.809
I have the Yankee power alleys, dude, you have two different head and shoulder shampoos.

00:52:41.809 --> 00:52:43.492
Jim, you don't remember this guy with hair?

00:52:43.972 --> 00:52:44.773
I got pictures of it.

00:52:44.773 --> 00:52:45.753
He's better off bald.

00:52:50.021 --> 00:52:50.523
Keep it smooth.

00:52:51.405 --> 00:52:52.106
Yeah, I shaved it.

00:52:52.106 --> 00:52:55.353
I started shaving when I was younger and when I wasn't balding.

00:52:57.400 --> 00:52:58.501
I shaved it off bald.

00:52:58.641 --> 00:53:00.425
Flea had a horseshoe at 22.

00:53:01.365 --> 00:53:04.351
And he had like the perm, like Brady, oh, the perm, perm.

00:53:04.371 --> 00:53:05.952
Actually, the perm, perm.

00:53:05.952 --> 00:53:12.375
Actually, that's what I was going to ask you, the first thing you're going to do when you get it fully grown in is perm it.

00:53:12.394 --> 00:53:14.923
I'm not going to Cornrows.

00:53:15.025 --> 00:53:16.449
Cornrows, get some soul glow.

00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:19.182
You beat me to that by a second.

00:53:19.284 --> 00:53:20.768
I'm going with a slick back look.

00:53:21.108 --> 00:53:25.288
Slick back, look Kind of like Jimmy Conway.

00:53:25.288 --> 00:53:25.851
You're going a little.

00:53:25.851 --> 00:53:26.835
Jimmy Conway, jimmy Conway.

00:53:26.835 --> 00:53:27.539
There you go, that's it Nice.

00:53:30.523 --> 00:53:33.329
That'll be his podcast name Good job, buddy, what, what?

00:53:33.329 --> 00:53:35.052
I was talking to the kid.

00:53:35.532 --> 00:53:35.853
What happened?

00:53:35.853 --> 00:53:37.293
Nothing, he's talking to his.

00:53:40.043 --> 00:53:41.286
All right, so your pod show name.

00:53:41.286 --> 00:53:43.630
Now your podcast name is going to be Jimmy Conway, jimmy Conway.

00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:48.061
Oh my God.

00:53:48.061 --> 00:53:55.186
So once that's fully grown, we want you in, we want it slicked back, we want you to get one of those old school combs and put Vaseline on it and just fucking slick it back.

00:53:56.681 --> 00:53:58.605
Like the greasers Brill cream.

00:53:58.846 --> 00:53:59.567
Brill cream.

00:53:59.666 --> 00:54:04.884
It's out of that or soul glow, whatever he wants.

00:54:05.204 --> 00:54:06.871
That's what it was right it was Bill Green.

00:54:08.440 --> 00:54:10.708
Well, we are happy you are doing well.

00:54:10.708 --> 00:54:14.070
We are very happy that you did answer the phone.

00:54:14.340 --> 00:54:17.610
I was expressing my joy that you were back in the States safe and sound.

00:54:18.360 --> 00:54:20.268
I would figure if he went down there he wasn't coming back.

00:54:20.268 --> 00:54:21.804
It was 50-50.

00:54:21.804 --> 00:54:23.867
He could have been sex trafficked.

00:54:23.867 --> 00:54:26.846
No there's not a demand for him.

00:54:27.086 --> 00:54:33.143
You know, maybe Farben, but not for Jimmy.

00:54:33.143 --> 00:54:34.509
Farben would get mistook for a child.

00:54:35.541 --> 00:54:37.367
You guys see that big fat child walking the street.

00:54:37.367 --> 00:54:40.704
Oh, what do you do, jimmy?

00:54:40.704 --> 00:54:41.407
Go to the other line.

00:54:41.407 --> 00:54:41.983
Jimmy, where are you?

00:54:42.306 --> 00:54:43.902
Shave you up near your whole body.

00:54:43.902 --> 00:54:45.188
Did he hang up on you?

00:54:45.320 --> 00:54:47.128
No, he's still there, but we'll hang up on him anyways.

00:54:47.128 --> 00:54:51.791
He wasn't even answering anything, all right.

00:54:52.746 --> 00:54:53.438
Good phone call by.

00:54:53.458 --> 00:54:55.847
Jimmy, Jimmy Conway great phone call.

00:54:55.847 --> 00:54:56.628
Well done, Jimmy C.

00:55:00.525 --> 00:55:00.827
Great guest.

00:55:00.907 --> 00:55:08.862
He makes up for that one episode he was on, dude, he came at you, I'm sitting there thinking when he's doing it, I'm like I bet you Kevin is texting him this.

00:55:08.882 --> 00:55:10.429
No, I wasn't dude, I was thinking that.

00:55:11.543 --> 00:55:14.148
I mean it's not out of the realm, I mean you know it's.

00:55:15.782 --> 00:55:23.684
Dude, I'm not my wife, I just said you think Kevin just fucking pulled the silent assassin right there.

00:55:23.684 --> 00:55:25.509
I'm like you think Kevin just fucking pulled the silent assassin right there.

00:55:25.528 --> 00:55:26.972
I'm like Jimmy, he's coming, Get ready.

00:55:27.179 --> 00:55:30.005
Yeah, the fact that she warned him about Monopoly Goat.

00:55:30.005 --> 00:55:32.331
That was just wrong, so fucked up.

00:55:32.331 --> 00:55:33.012
Wrong.

00:55:34.284 --> 00:55:34.827
See what happens.

00:55:34.827 --> 00:55:36.487
You take someone to brunch, you get a little respect.

00:55:37.882 --> 00:55:39.047
Oh, is that the case?

00:55:39.047 --> 00:55:44.152
You've now garnered favor with my spouse.

00:55:45.262 --> 00:55:46.106
I mean when she's awake.

00:55:51.945 --> 00:55:52.487
She hates me.

00:55:52.487 --> 00:55:56.648
I'm pretty sure she's planning my death.

00:55:59.320 --> 00:56:01.007
It's the reason why, they call her an assassin.

00:56:01.119 --> 00:56:03.628
But we have the whole Matthew issue.

00:56:03.628 --> 00:56:07.347
I think once we take care of him, she's going to kill me.

00:56:07.347 --> 00:56:07.909
Well, yeah.

00:56:09.804 --> 00:56:10.768
Once he's gone, you're fucked.

00:56:10.768 --> 00:56:22.023
Well, that's why I'm keeping him around, no, and there you have it.

00:56:22.905 --> 00:56:23.306
What if?

00:56:23.306 --> 00:56:45.045
Okay, she could be like, like, let the boy watch when she kills you oh my god, I almost just lost my fucking cap to my Pepsi bro, yeah so um the I would say the.

00:56:45.239 --> 00:56:46.784
I mean he probably could use a lesson.

00:56:46.784 --> 00:56:49.952
But whatever A, what, a who, what?

00:56:50.012 --> 00:56:50.273
happened.

00:56:50.273 --> 00:56:53.545
He doesn't leave the house enough to.

00:56:53.545 --> 00:56:54.809
That's what.

00:56:54.849 --> 00:56:55.110
I mean.

00:56:57.521 --> 00:57:00.108
I'm like it's like Bigfoot being spotted.

00:57:00.108 --> 00:57:03.612
Did you see that Just crazy?

00:57:03.612 --> 00:57:07.815
Did you see that Just crazy?

00:57:07.815 --> 00:57:16.097
So over the past few years, it's become apparent that how big sex trafficking is in this country, in the world and whatnot.

00:57:16.097 --> 00:57:21.864
All right, yep, I still believe.

00:57:21.864 --> 00:57:34.681
This is why I think I live in the matrix is because California passed a bill not too long ago saying that anybody who is caught with you know doing sex trafficking, whatever, would not be charged in a way.

00:57:34.681 --> 00:57:36.844
What, yeah, you didn't know this?

00:57:36.844 --> 00:57:37.905
No, yeah, it's.

00:57:37.905 --> 00:57:38.927
Oh, wait a minute.

00:57:39.347 --> 00:57:41.891
Jim oh damn, he wants more.

00:57:44.175 --> 00:57:44.956
Hello, the take a Deep.

00:57:44.976 --> 00:57:45.175
Shell.

00:57:47.760 --> 00:57:51.646
Man, he has gotten fired man, he was firing away.

00:57:52.501 --> 00:57:53.141
Hello James.

00:57:53.141 --> 00:57:59.574
Hello, yeah, who hung up?

00:57:59.574 --> 00:58:01.806
You weren't answering our questions.

00:58:03.862 --> 00:58:04.726
What was the question?

00:58:07.561 --> 00:58:08.746
I don't fucking remember.

00:58:11.903 --> 00:58:13.047
That was two segments ago.

00:58:14.242 --> 00:58:15.947
This man has a new confidence.

00:58:15.947 --> 00:58:16.268
Yeah.

00:58:24.215 --> 00:58:30.150
Oh my God Dude, he is not taking shit from you anymore, dude.

00:58:30.170 --> 00:58:34.385
He says no, he says who, he says how much.

00:58:36.400 --> 00:58:38.027
Caden wants to be on the show.

00:58:38.106 --> 00:58:40.163
Sure, tell him to say hello.

00:58:40.163 --> 00:58:43.753
Hi what's up, caden?

00:58:43.753 --> 00:58:47.659
Nothing, caden.

00:58:47.659 --> 00:58:51.144
Can you do us a favor and do our fans a big favor and say take it deep.

00:58:53.668 --> 00:58:55.891
Take it deep yeah.

00:58:56.150 --> 00:58:57.612
Thanks, buddy Soundbite.

00:58:59.034 --> 00:59:00.496
Love it, absolutely love it.

00:59:00.496 --> 00:59:02.987
We got to work that into the intros.

00:59:03.307 --> 00:59:05.181
Yeah, that's definitely a soundbite for us Absolutely love it.

00:59:05.181 --> 00:59:05.717
Maybe got to work that into the intros.

00:59:05.717 --> 00:59:06.445
Yeah, that's definitely a sound bite for us.

00:59:07.010 --> 00:59:09.105
Absolutely love it, maybe like even before it starts.

00:59:10.344 --> 00:59:12.644
What's on the menu tonight?

00:59:12.644 --> 00:59:13.608
Is it bourbon?

00:59:13.608 --> 00:59:14.442
Is it scotch?

00:59:14.442 --> 00:59:15.768
Is it clear stuff?

00:59:15.768 --> 00:59:16.385
What is it?

00:59:16.445 --> 00:59:18.688
Probably the biggest bottle of Never clear.

00:59:18.688 --> 00:59:21.507
I've never seen a bottle this big Right.

00:59:21.507 --> 00:59:23.887
This is Maker's Mark.

00:59:23.887 --> 00:59:25.405
We have Basil Hayden.

00:59:26.280 --> 00:59:27.567
We're rocking the Basil Hayden.

00:59:27.567 --> 00:59:27.860
What?

00:59:27.880 --> 00:59:28.503
else we got there.

00:59:28.503 --> 00:59:29.467
Matty Angel's Envy.

00:59:31.121 --> 00:59:34.083
Those are future episode bottles hopefully.

00:59:35.327 --> 00:59:35.867
Angel's Envy.

00:59:35.867 --> 00:59:37.913
That's a bourbon right.

00:59:39.184 --> 00:59:42.340
Yes, all bourbons, we got some bitters with some simple syrup.

00:59:42.380 --> 00:59:42.960
Maker's Mark is good.

00:59:42.960 --> 00:59:43.581
I heard that's garbage.

00:59:43.581 --> 00:59:44.621
We got some simple syrup and some simple syrup.

00:59:44.641 --> 00:59:45.141
I heard that's garbage.

00:59:45.141 --> 00:59:45.402
What's that?

00:59:45.402 --> 00:59:48.103
We got some simple syrup and bitters on the middle of the table.

00:59:48.364 --> 00:59:49.184
The maker's mark.

00:59:49.184 --> 00:59:50.306
There is an emergency.

00:59:50.965 --> 00:59:53.588
Dude, you got to get my buddy's got one of these.

00:59:53.588 --> 01:00:00.072
It's like a smoker where you throw the bourbon into the chamber and it's unbelievable.

01:00:00.072 --> 01:00:02.695
I don't even like that shit, it's so good.

01:00:02.695 --> 01:00:03.675
So, anyway, it's unbelievable.

01:00:03.675 --> 01:00:05.317
I don't even like that shit, it's so good.

01:00:05.317 --> 01:00:13.831
So anyway, Bob, yep, mañana, I'll call you tomorrow.

01:00:17.505 --> 01:00:18.889
Oh, okay, a consult.

01:00:18.889 --> 01:00:20.726
The man has an emergency.

01:00:21.050 --> 01:00:23.414
He's getting a referral fee for this Love it.

01:00:23.434 --> 01:00:24.952
Well, according to my wife, it's an emergency.

01:00:24.952 --> 01:00:25.079
I said you know what.

01:00:25.079 --> 01:00:25.494
We're going to leave it when Kevin's ready to come.

01:00:25.494 --> 01:00:26.052
Emergency, he's getting a referral fee for this Love it.

01:00:26.052 --> 01:00:26.474
Well, according to my wife, it's an emergency.

01:00:26.474 --> 01:00:27.925
I said you know what we're going to leave it.

01:00:27.925 --> 01:00:30.407
When Kevin's ready to come over, he'll come over.

01:00:30.407 --> 01:00:31.411
So guess what?

01:00:31.411 --> 01:00:33.005
She's parking outside now.

01:00:33.005 --> 01:00:38.393
She's got to see where it's like to park outside, like I've been doing for the last 13 years paying a mortgage.

01:00:39.262 --> 01:00:40.748
Jim, you got like a three-car garage.

01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:46.407
Why are you parking outside?

01:00:46.407 --> 01:00:47.153
I got a two-car garage.

01:00:47.153 --> 01:00:47.659
It's a one-door, two-car.

01:00:47.659 --> 01:00:52.309
Oh, one-door, two-car 16 feet wide, 7 feet high.

01:00:52.309 --> 01:00:54.021
Why?

01:00:54.061 --> 01:00:58.088
don't you tell Michelle to get out there, clean that fucking thing up so you can pull your car in there?

01:00:58.088 --> 01:00:58.389
Jesus.

01:00:59.621 --> 01:01:00.103
You know what?

01:01:00.103 --> 01:01:01.628
You can't pull two cars in it.

01:01:01.628 --> 01:01:04.420
You know it's such a.

01:01:04.420 --> 01:01:04.621
So, derek.

01:01:04.643 --> 01:01:05.065
You know what?

01:01:05.065 --> 01:01:05.849
You can't pull two cars in it.

01:01:05.849 --> 01:01:07.599
No, you can, but you have to have each side cleaned out.

01:01:07.599 --> 01:01:19.331
So Derek actually installed that garage door and when the house was being built he left his little signature, he left his autograph in the thing saying toolbox.

01:01:19.331 --> 01:01:21.364
Derek Smith said it.

01:01:21.364 --> 01:01:22.947
But I saw that.

01:01:22.947 --> 01:01:24.070
You saw that right, buddy.

01:01:24.070 --> 01:01:25.565
I'm calling Bill Reynolds.

01:01:25.565 --> 01:01:25.766
That's it.

01:01:25.766 --> 01:01:26.268
Done, sarah Smith, that is.

01:01:26.268 --> 01:01:26.710
But I saw that.

01:01:26.710 --> 01:01:27.355
You saw that, right, buddy.

01:01:27.355 --> 01:01:28.340
I'm calling Bill Reynolds, that's it.

01:01:31.208 --> 01:01:31.389
Done.

01:01:38.731 --> 01:01:39.110
Shut up, bitch.

01:01:42.260 --> 01:01:42.842
I love it when I'm.

01:01:42.842 --> 01:01:43.746
It's like the memes.

01:01:43.746 --> 01:01:44.822
I'm just good with it.

01:01:47.210 --> 01:01:47.451
Good.

01:01:47.451 --> 01:01:49.789
So what's going on with the football throwing thing?

01:01:49.789 --> 01:01:51.355
You guys have been laughing on that one.

01:01:51.355 --> 01:01:51.760
That was good.

01:01:51.800 --> 01:01:53.485
Yeah, I mean there's nothing going on with it.

01:01:53.485 --> 01:01:54.527
He got beat.

01:01:54.527 --> 01:01:55.630
That was it, Bottom line.

01:01:56.619 --> 01:01:58.266
I mean beat like a right-handed stepchild.

01:01:58.480 --> 01:02:01.081
The conditions did not look very, I mean, I guess.

01:02:01.342 --> 01:02:02.846
That's a very good point, jimmy.

01:02:02.846 --> 01:02:07.047
That is a very good point, jimmy, that point is not even valid anymore.

01:02:07.047 --> 01:02:09.387
I feel like that's a very good point?

01:02:09.527 --> 01:02:11.306
Well, of course you do, because you're a pussy concert.

01:02:12.764 --> 01:02:16.965
I think you guys should wait till the spring and it should be a rematch.

01:02:17.144 --> 01:02:22.782
Sure, I got no problem waiting till the spring, since every Thursday I'm only warming up throwing baseballs around, so I'll probably throw the football further.

01:02:23.023 --> 01:02:23.423
It's true.

01:02:24.925 --> 01:02:26.887
Where are you guys working out?

01:02:27.329 --> 01:02:28.028
at Base is loaded.

01:02:30.291 --> 01:02:30.972
Nice With Will.

01:02:31.432 --> 01:02:32.014
Yeah, drunk Will.

01:02:32.014 --> 01:02:32.514
It's awesome.

01:02:32.514 --> 01:02:37.583
He's hilarious, you should pop in and give a couple of hitting lessons.

01:02:37.583 --> 01:02:38.485
I don't know if he stopped.

01:02:38.485 --> 01:02:40.288
Did he stop drinking?

01:02:40.288 --> 01:02:40.768
I don't think he did.

01:02:40.768 --> 01:02:41.329
I don't think so.

01:02:41.329 --> 01:02:41.849
I hope not.

01:02:41.849 --> 01:02:43.751
I don't think so I hope not.

01:02:43.873 --> 01:02:46.356
I don't like quitters, of course you don't.

01:02:47.760 --> 01:02:50.865
You're the guy that says if you don't start drinking in the morning, you're not drinking the whole day.

01:02:51.065 --> 01:02:54.070
Quitters never win, winners never quit Leave the man alone.

01:02:54.251 --> 01:02:56.072
He's a veteran, good guy.

01:02:56.072 --> 01:02:58.923
Veteran, yeah, he was in the Army.

01:02:58.923 --> 01:02:59.947
Yeah he was buddy.

01:03:07.641 --> 01:03:08.744
So see, I may be a drawer.

01:03:08.744 --> 01:03:10.389
Then here we go.

01:03:10.389 --> 01:03:22.110
What I hit the wrong button, I hit the wrong fucking button, doesn't matter, shocker, I thought that shit was labeled bro.

01:03:22.110 --> 01:03:25.530
No, it is, but my fat fucking hand Hit that button.

01:03:25.530 --> 01:03:29.824
It's kind of like this yeah, it sucks.

01:03:29.965 --> 01:03:30.286
I hate it.

01:03:30.981 --> 01:03:31.744
It's just brutal.

01:03:31.744 --> 01:03:32.847
Nothing fits it.

01:03:32.847 --> 01:03:33.329
I'm kidding.

01:03:33.329 --> 01:03:35.967
So what are you doing?

01:03:35.967 --> 01:03:39.168
Are you going to get some gummies and maybe drink some vodka?

01:03:39.168 --> 01:03:40.210
Nah, take a nap.

01:03:40.871 --> 01:03:42.204
Yeah, I already had a couple.

01:03:42.204 --> 01:03:45.327
Actually, someone sold his vodka what?

01:03:45.327 --> 01:03:48.347
Someone stole his vodka at the clubhouse?

01:03:48.347 --> 01:03:49.050
I think so.

01:03:49.050 --> 01:03:51.204
Are you in?

01:03:51.204 --> 01:03:51.385
Speaker?

01:03:51.385 --> 01:03:55.224
I'm happy about it Anyway, yeah, no, I'm sitting in here.

01:03:55.224 --> 01:03:56.342
I gotta go put him to sleep.

01:03:56.342 --> 01:03:56.885
I gotta go.

01:03:57.106 --> 01:03:58.460
I think it's a good idea.

01:03:58.460 --> 01:04:00.300
Alright, put him in the RKO, put him to bed.

01:04:00.923 --> 01:04:02.088
Alright, take it deep.

01:04:03.543 --> 01:04:04.065
Yes, Love it.

01:04:04.085 --> 01:04:05.228
Jimmy, thank you for joining us.

01:04:05.228 --> 01:04:07.242
Pal, take it as deep as them follicles.

01:04:07.322 --> 01:04:09.407
Whoa oh God damn it.

01:04:13.559 --> 01:04:15.764
We were getting into like the most important part and fucking.

01:04:15.764 --> 01:04:17.668
The fact that he called back is actually pretty good.

01:04:17.668 --> 01:04:18.411
I can't complain.

01:04:18.411 --> 01:04:19.753
Hey, I cannot complain.

01:04:20.139 --> 01:04:21.507
You get a roll with the punches man.

01:04:21.900 --> 01:04:26.889
Yeah, well, what I want to do is so.

01:04:26.889 --> 01:04:30.454
Sex trafficking is all over the United States.

01:04:30.454 --> 01:04:32.947
Getting back to our topic we're coming back.

01:04:32.947 --> 01:04:39.380
We're pulling it back on track, it's apparent that it's all over the United States, but we hardly ever hear about it, right, Very rarely.

01:04:39.380 --> 01:04:41.307
When do you you know?

01:04:42.000 --> 01:04:44.909
Well, it's not a popular topic, why not?

01:04:46.925 --> 01:04:47.969
Well, it would be newsworthy.

01:04:48.460 --> 01:04:57.715
Because the mere fact that it exists it puts spotlights on holes in the law enforcement system.

01:04:57.920 --> 01:05:00.485
It puts spotlight on holes that are doing it.

01:05:02.672 --> 01:05:07.447
Just saying so you're worried about people's feelings because they're not doing their job correctly.

01:05:07.447 --> 01:05:08.409
I'm not.

01:05:10.222 --> 01:05:15.585
No, I'm not Amy, I'm Amy.

01:05:16.922 --> 01:05:18.407
I'm hungry, here we go.

01:05:18.407 --> 01:05:23.487
So I was very surprised when I saw this news report.

01:05:23.487 --> 01:05:34.775
So 45 people were arrested for being child predators, prostitutes, human traffickers, child traffickers and wanting to eat children.

01:05:34.775 --> 01:05:37.889
Yes, I mentioned cannibalism.

01:05:38.442 --> 01:05:39.005
Where was this?

01:05:39.005 --> 01:05:41.327
Because I like to hit somebody with a bat Chappaqua.

01:05:44.942 --> 01:05:45.903
Can you imagine that?

01:05:45.943 --> 01:05:56.231
Sorry, not many people going to get that reference, but yeah, I will invade that shit, like Chuck Norris in Missing in Action, all right, so I'm going to share this video.

01:05:56.231 --> 01:05:57.376
We all know who this is.

01:05:57.376 --> 01:05:59.228
Yes, I got you.

01:05:59.228 --> 01:06:00.014
I got what you were saying.

01:06:00.014 --> 01:06:00.860
Thanks, captain, obvious.

01:06:00.920 --> 01:06:02.865
Thanks, I didn't know if you were with me.

01:06:02.905 --> 01:06:05.534
Thanks, Way to ruin the joke Way to ruin the joke.

01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:07.949
Thanks, captain, obvious here, check this out.

01:06:09.239 --> 01:06:13.632
Sheriff told us about a man who, he said, wanted to eat a child.

01:06:13.632 --> 01:06:16.228
Yes, eat her, as in cannibalism.

01:06:16.228 --> 01:06:21.552
And that was just one of the shocking details we heard at that press conference this morning.

01:06:21.552 --> 01:06:25.643
A knock on the door.

01:06:25.842 --> 01:06:28.829
What's't you come with me, okay.

01:06:31.402 --> 01:06:43.313
Guys in green 45 people arrested for being child predators, prostitutes, john's human traffickers and this.

01:06:43.735 --> 01:06:52.905
John's human traffickers and this A gentleman wanted a person brought to him that he could eat.

01:06:52.905 --> 01:06:55.710
I'm going to pause that for a second.

01:06:55.710 --> 01:07:04.639
All right, that dude right, this is him right here, all right Right here.

01:07:06.998 --> 01:07:07.460
That was you.

01:07:10.376 --> 01:07:11.822
The guy sitting at the soundboard.

01:07:12.376 --> 01:07:18.384
So that's him right there, Justin Teeter right, so he wanted a second title Like a fine citizen.

01:07:18.384 --> 01:07:20.956
Here's a question for you how old?

01:07:20.976 --> 01:07:21.800
do you think that guy is?

01:07:21.800 --> 01:07:23.818
It just goes back to show you Fucking guy's name.

01:07:23.818 --> 01:07:25.523
Justin, e Paste, how old do you think he is?

01:07:25.574 --> 01:07:26.036
What is that guy?

01:07:26.036 --> 01:07:27.382
Like pushing 50?

01:07:27.382 --> 01:07:28.597
, like what do we got there?

01:07:28.597 --> 01:07:29.217
What?

01:07:29.237 --> 01:07:29.599
do you think?

01:07:29.599 --> 01:07:31.541
Matty 43.

01:07:31.541 --> 01:07:32.684
36.

01:07:32.684 --> 01:07:35.329
What Wow, he is 36.

01:07:35.329 --> 01:07:35.768
Wow.

01:07:37.235 --> 01:07:42.862
I guess fucking eating kids is stressful, huh, ah, so this is so much for that adrenochrome Down in-.

01:07:42.902 --> 01:07:51.539
Look at it Justin Teitor Benson, 36 years old.

01:07:51.539 --> 01:07:52.202
He's from the Myrtle Beach area.

01:07:52.202 --> 01:08:05.789
Now he was going to get sentenced for 10 years, but the judge decides to knock it down to five years probation because he's on the autistic spectrum and he voted for.

01:08:05.809 --> 01:08:06.030
Biden.

01:08:06.030 --> 01:08:07.318
Well, that makes it okay.

01:08:09.423 --> 01:08:12.242
I was just gonna say Now do you?

01:08:14.166 --> 01:08:17.680
Does that really come into account when we're talking about like Fucking?

01:08:17.680 --> 01:08:21.743
Weird shit like that, like do we really put that on the bell curve?

01:08:21.743 --> 01:08:23.484
I don't know.

01:08:23.484 --> 01:08:25.055
Come on Seriously.

01:08:27.481 --> 01:08:27.903
We're still good.

01:08:27.903 --> 01:08:28.966
I'm just getting it back up on the screen.

01:08:28.966 --> 01:08:33.046
The thing that bothers me is it's Batman.

01:08:33.046 --> 01:08:38.212
Even though he has autism, I am Batman.

01:08:38.212 --> 01:08:42.600
Can you imagine that that's what he was going around with?

01:08:42.600 --> 01:08:45.739
Now it's not going to fucking connect Unbelievable.

01:08:46.662 --> 01:08:49.728
I mean it's connecting, it's fine there you go, it's connecting, it's fine.

01:08:49.728 --> 01:08:51.371
There you go, it'll be fine, it'll be, fine.

01:08:51.371 --> 01:08:52.935
We're good, oh, sorry.

01:08:54.576 --> 01:08:56.516
So now do you?

01:08:56.516 --> 01:09:03.421
There's so many different aspects of autism right yeah.

01:09:03.801 --> 01:09:06.443
Where does eating children come into it?

01:09:06.823 --> 01:09:07.283
Exactly.

01:09:07.484 --> 01:09:13.707
I know the hand flappers and the hard blinkers and stuff.

01:09:13.707 --> 01:09:16.088
Dude, you don't laugh.

01:09:16.229 --> 01:09:24.953
It's a term, dan, I thought you were going to go Pauly T style and start saying window lickers, no, no, no.

01:09:24.974 --> 01:09:26.918
No, no, no, no.

01:09:26.918 --> 01:09:29.087
There's a lot of different things like autistic kids do.

01:09:29.087 --> 01:09:29.810
No, I know, but yeah, no, no, no, no.

01:09:29.810 --> 01:09:32.819
There's a lot of different things like autistic kids do no, I know, but yeah, no.

01:09:37.060 --> 01:09:44.091
The only thing that I could take solace in with any of this is if any of these people actually have to go inside awaiting trial.

01:09:44.091 --> 01:09:57.413
Trial the good old fashioned, violent, nasty, criminal inmates will rip these motherfuckers to pieces.

01:09:57.434 --> 01:09:57.515
Yeah.

01:09:59.097 --> 01:10:01.743
And there is no better justice than that.

01:10:03.087 --> 01:10:03.448
You hope.

01:10:06.057 --> 01:10:07.443
What makes it even worse, though.

01:10:07.443 --> 01:10:11.814
But what was the guy released on Five months probation?

01:10:11.814 --> 01:10:14.286
Five years probation he's not even going in, bro.

01:10:14.305 --> 01:10:14.750
Not even going in.

01:10:14.750 --> 01:10:15.354
Well, not that guy.

01:10:15.354 --> 01:10:21.761
But I'm saying like yeah, but like we gotta talk about that guy Wait it still gets worse.

01:10:21.761 --> 01:10:23.961
You know, listen to what the sheriff says.

01:10:23.961 --> 01:10:24.483
You weren't done.

01:10:24.523 --> 01:10:24.884
No, no, no.

01:10:24.884 --> 01:10:25.920
Listen to what the sheriff says.

01:10:25.920 --> 01:10:27.497
Physically cannibalized.

01:10:27.838 --> 01:10:35.945
That was Justin Bensing, who also, according to this warrant, planned to kidnap a child and make her drink her own pee to get him off.

01:10:35.945 --> 01:10:38.301
You want to talk about the depravity of humanity.

01:10:39.104 --> 01:10:39.886
Look at these people.

01:10:40.235 --> 01:10:41.702
People like Assam Batros.

01:10:42.034 --> 01:10:50.820
He took an erectile dysfunction pill before he got there, and then he injected himself with testosterone into his genitals.

01:10:51.856 --> 01:10:52.118
What does?

01:10:52.137 --> 01:10:56.798
that even do you know, dude, I see your needles all the time laying around.

01:10:58.685 --> 01:10:59.506
That's not good.

01:11:00.597 --> 01:11:01.019
Once a month.

01:11:01.019 --> 01:11:01.962
You gotta get ready too.

01:11:04.802 --> 01:11:05.795
Well, he did what Harvey Weinstein.

01:11:05.795 --> 01:11:12.269
He did what Harvey Weinstein was getting accused of.

01:11:12.269 --> 01:11:15.761
Harvey Weinstein was shooting up his dick with cocaine and stuff.

01:11:15.761 --> 01:11:16.963
Get out of here.

01:11:17.003 --> 01:11:18.587
Swear to God, dude, I didn't know that.

01:11:18.587 --> 01:11:19.980
Yeah, that's in the court records.

01:11:19.980 --> 01:11:22.780
Why would you waste cocaine on your beta?

01:11:22.820 --> 01:11:23.724
That's what I'm saying, bro.

01:11:23.724 --> 01:11:26.442
Why are you putting it on your dick, paulie T just puts it in the hole.

01:11:26.555 --> 01:11:27.139
Harvey Weinstein shoots it up.

01:11:27.139 --> 01:11:27.783
No, you putting it on your dick.

01:11:27.804 --> 01:11:28.529
Paulie T just puts it in the hole.

01:11:28.529 --> 01:11:30.981
No, you fucking put that on the shaft of your dick and she sniffs it off.

01:11:30.981 --> 01:11:32.939
His penis can snort.

01:11:32.939 --> 01:11:35.947
That's fucking amazing.

01:11:53.106 --> 01:11:55.729
Can you imagine Wow?

01:11:56.189 --> 01:11:56.569
Sorry.

01:11:56.869 --> 01:11:57.930
Holy shit.

01:11:58.511 --> 01:12:00.193
It sounded like Bubba Jones.

01:12:05.029 --> 01:12:05.470
I'm sorry.

01:12:10.859 --> 01:12:12.742
Let the boy watch.

01:12:12.742 --> 01:12:15.226
You don't know what to do with your hands.

01:12:15.266 --> 01:12:16.548
I got scared for a second.

01:12:16.548 --> 01:12:40.859
I'm like what the fuck is that noise Fucking one-eyed dragon over here sniffing shit, but the fact of how deprived these predators are, to the extent of not only taking male enhancement pills but shooting yourself in the dick with testosterone.

01:12:40.880 --> 01:12:41.622
Yeah you know what I mean.

01:12:43.176 --> 01:12:45.064
Depraved, deprived tomato tomato.

01:12:45.317 --> 01:12:48.622
We would talk about the predators being deprived with depraved.

01:12:48.835 --> 01:12:51.203
Everyone should have a needle full of testosterone, okay.

01:12:51.935 --> 01:12:58.079
But I can't even like that would scare the shit out of me, Shooting testosterone in my dick.

01:12:58.079 --> 01:13:02.800
Well, anything really, You're fairly normal so.

01:13:02.840 --> 01:13:04.845
I can understand why you'd find that odd.

01:13:04.944 --> 01:13:10.604
But that's what I'm saying, what is going through that person's mind, so Not for nothing.

01:13:11.396 --> 01:13:19.083
Shooting yourself in the dick with testosterone was probably the most realistic, normal thing going through these motherfuckers' minds.

01:13:19.615 --> 01:13:21.082
I'm going to stick my dick in you.

01:13:21.082 --> 01:13:22.801
Fixings to fuck you.

01:13:24.917 --> 01:13:27.557
Now that's funny if it's another adult, if it's a child, it's not so funny.

01:13:27.557 --> 01:13:28.606
So that's my if it's another adult, if it's a child, it's not so funny.

01:13:28.827 --> 01:13:39.055
So that's my issue I'm having is you are seeing, you know, these news reports Come out of all these Rings getting arrested and what not.

01:13:39.275 --> 01:13:46.601
Okay, so like the fact that this whole like set up thing has been going on for how long Decades?

01:13:46.601 --> 01:13:49.503
30 fucking years, right?

01:13:49.703 --> 01:13:50.166
Nothing's done.

01:13:50.574 --> 01:13:52.122
And they're still falling for it.

01:13:52.122 --> 01:13:55.444
Like what the fuck is going on here, man?

01:13:55.444 --> 01:13:57.841
Like how many of these fucking sickos are there out there?

01:13:57.841 --> 01:13:59.385
Too many, yeah.

01:13:59.865 --> 01:14:01.417
Too many and we just catch the poor ones.

01:14:01.537 --> 01:14:07.905
The rich ones don't get caught, but you're not hearing about what's happening with those people who are arrested.

01:14:07.905 --> 01:14:09.068
Are they serving time?

01:14:09.068 --> 01:14:11.409
How long are they serving for you know?

01:14:11.409 --> 01:14:17.193
How much deeper does this go to where, oh, you're trying to rabbit hole this?

01:14:17.193 --> 01:14:19.024
No, it's not rabbit hole.

01:14:19.024 --> 01:14:20.114
It's not a rabbit hole, dude.

01:14:20.114 --> 01:14:25.547
The US government's involved in sex trafficking with the cartels, plain and simple.

01:14:25.547 --> 01:14:27.859
I mean I'll call a spade a spade here.

01:14:27.878 --> 01:14:38.208
I mean kind of, kind of seems like I got no problem saying that reason why seems like there's agencies that are complacent in how things are right now absolutely somebody's getting some money in their pocket.

01:14:38.430 --> 01:14:43.962
I'm sure somewhere somebody deep fucking high somewhere in their ivory tower is making millions of dollars.

01:14:44.141 --> 01:14:46.185
I was going to say there's probably something else in their pocket.

01:14:48.007 --> 01:14:49.010
Mom, jerk.

01:14:49.010 --> 01:14:58.841
Sorry, this is a bad joke, you know, but it's you saw a lot of stuff when this Injectable testosterone, this administration, was brought into office.

01:14:58.841 --> 01:15:10.301
All the stuff that they reversed pertaining to sex trafficking when Trump was in office Hmm, Things that make you go.

01:15:11.034 --> 01:15:16.006
Yeah, that whole first month of office with him just bothered me.

01:15:16.006 --> 01:15:18.363
Where he was, like I'm going to reverse everything he did.

01:15:18.534 --> 01:15:25.826
One of the first things he reversed was the whole sex trafficking, but like a big thing of his was like every executive order that he did.

01:15:25.945 --> 01:15:28.569
I will reverse Like that was a plan of his.

01:15:28.588 --> 01:15:29.354
Yeah, that was a big thing.

01:15:29.435 --> 01:15:31.261
Regardless of like what it was.

01:15:31.975 --> 01:15:38.163
It's just like whatever he did, I'm not doing yeah, like well, that's where we're at today.

01:15:39.518 --> 01:15:41.043
See, but that's what the whole problem is.

01:15:41.043 --> 01:15:45.326
Everyone's so fixated on Trump and it's Trump's fault.

01:15:45.326 --> 01:15:46.899
We're not doing what Trump did.

01:15:46.939 --> 01:15:49.185
That's why this shit goes under the radar.

01:15:49.185 --> 01:15:53.841
Yes, Because they project this Trump agenda into the news.

01:15:53.841 --> 01:15:58.483
You know, and like this sort of stuff it's like oh yeah, you got to find it.

01:15:58.483 --> 01:16:07.083
Like I'm sure that wasn't some sort of fucking thing like CNN, like you didn't find that on CNN or NBC or Fox or nothing.

01:16:07.083 --> 01:16:12.587
Right, and I'm saying for the record here in case anybody listens to this again is I'm not advocating.

01:16:12.895 --> 01:16:14.729
I am not a fucking mad Trump supporter.

01:16:14.748 --> 01:16:15.534
Where the man could do what he wants.

01:16:15.534 --> 01:16:17.622
No, I don't think either of any of us are.

01:16:19.597 --> 01:16:21.444
But what they're doing is fucking ridiculous.

01:16:21.694 --> 01:16:27.980
I think areas are not focused on that should be focused on how we're not protecting our children that are being trafficked.

01:16:27.980 --> 01:16:33.046
I mean, what was the number for Sound of Freedom?

01:16:33.046 --> 01:16:36.029
How many millions of children?

01:16:36.069 --> 01:16:37.350
2.7 million kids.

01:16:37.710 --> 01:16:41.016
I don't know Every year I believe it.

01:16:41.037 --> 01:16:42.563
See, I can't even fathom this.

01:16:42.563 --> 01:16:59.359
If this was to happen to my child or someone in my family or a close friend's family, literally I would skin people with a fucking knife dipped in shit until I got to the fucking and you know yeah did there there be no yeah fuck all you.

01:16:59.359 --> 01:17:04.048
It'd be like it's on yes let's go bring the next motherfucker in.

01:17:04.114 --> 01:17:07.707
Let's do this I agree 110, because now can agree 110%.

01:17:07.707 --> 01:17:08.832
Now can you imagine, though?

01:17:08.832 --> 01:17:19.997
Can you imagine being a parent of somebody who possibly was kidnapped, trafficked, whatever they were able to get that kid back, but some of them who haven't gotten right.

01:17:19.997 --> 01:17:21.764
And then they see this sex ring.

01:17:21.764 --> 01:17:28.778
And then somebody because they're on the autistic spectrum, but he sounds like he was functioning to me.

01:17:28.778 --> 01:17:30.282
Got to go.

01:17:30.282 --> 01:17:31.765
Got to go.

01:17:31.765 --> 01:17:33.338
You get five years probation.

01:17:33.338 --> 01:17:33.859
Got to go.

01:17:33.859 --> 01:17:37.659
Liquid castration, I mean if I was president.

01:17:38.475 --> 01:17:39.881
A liquid castration is too nice.

01:17:39.881 --> 01:17:42.801
Liquid castration will put you guys on an island.

01:17:42.801 --> 01:17:43.582
Got to go.

01:17:44.365 --> 01:17:44.506
No.

01:17:44.954 --> 01:17:46.439
There's a bower with some liquid in there.

01:17:46.439 --> 01:17:49.327
You might as well just jump in there, because you're getting in there one way or the other.

01:17:50.057 --> 01:18:11.663
So like I don't know if this is fair to say, but like the whole trafficking thing to me seems like a little um, I forget what this is called, but like if, like you're walking with your kid in the city, you know you see a homeless guy and like the parent is like don't, don't look at him, just you know, just like, keep going, like whatever.

01:18:11.663 --> 01:18:16.287
Like I feel like that's how like that topic's being treated.

01:18:16.574 --> 01:18:18.323
It's being walked over and just not noticed.

01:18:18.435 --> 01:18:24.235
It's like OK, it's there, but like just don't, don't, don't pay, no mind, Don't give it a dollar, don't?

01:18:24.235 --> 01:18:24.518
You know?

01:18:24.518 --> 01:18:25.280
Like don't do that.

01:18:35.274 --> 01:18:37.381
You know, like, like, if you don't pay attention to it, it's not there, right, right, like you follow me, right?

01:18:37.381 --> 01:18:37.804
Yes, to dovetail that.

01:18:37.804 --> 01:18:40.072
So dr phil went down to the border great fucking, I should have brought that up.

01:18:40.091 --> 01:18:41.435
Uh, if I can find out, do you really believe anything?

01:18:41.456 --> 01:18:48.467
dr phil does I don't think he's a bad person, bro, so he interviewed one of the.

01:18:48.608 --> 01:18:49.430
He was on Rogan bro.

01:18:49.430 --> 01:18:51.841
This is what he was talking about.

01:18:51.841 --> 01:18:53.465
It was actually in his he's cool bro.

01:18:53.465 --> 01:18:54.106
He was on Rogan.

01:18:54.106 --> 01:18:59.847
It was in his interview where he spoke to one of the bigwig people down there Right.

01:18:59.847 --> 01:19:12.002
That person admitted to the cartels bringing kids in and they don't know where the kids go after that and he brings it up as a question.

01:19:12.002 --> 01:19:14.801
He's like I'm happy you brought that up because I had nobody to talk to about it.

01:19:14.801 --> 01:19:21.220
So he knew knowingly had fucking kids coming in over and over and over and over again.

01:19:21.220 --> 01:19:22.845
Nothing's done.

01:19:22.845 --> 01:19:24.099
Nothing's done to the cartels.

01:19:24.099 --> 01:19:25.243
They're giving a free pass.

01:19:25.243 --> 01:19:27.332
Those fucking kids are just gone Goneels.

01:19:27.332 --> 01:19:28.239
They're given a free pass.

01:19:28.239 --> 01:19:28.805
Those fucking kids are just gone Gone.

01:19:30.688 --> 01:19:30.990
Gone.

01:19:30.990 --> 01:19:31.960
They fucking misplaced.

01:19:31.960 --> 01:19:36.238
What Like fucking 80,000 of them 85,000 kids, something like that.

01:19:36.257 --> 01:19:38.820
The next day they were gone Fucking nauseating.

01:19:38.820 --> 01:19:44.979
But you have Americans who are actually complicit in participating with this.

01:19:48.025 --> 01:19:52.890
Why Pat, Someone's getting rich or someone's getting Dude, it's literally.

01:19:52.890 --> 01:19:55.243
Someone's having a Mexican child delivered to them in the dead of night.

01:19:55.243 --> 01:19:56.078
All about the money.

01:19:56.078 --> 01:19:58.076
All about the money Bucket.

01:19:58.076 --> 01:19:59.041
Ridiculous Always is.

01:19:59.855 --> 01:20:01.442
You know it really is.

01:20:01.916 --> 01:20:04.257
I understand that dude but there's a.

01:20:04.278 --> 01:20:06.479
It's such a cliche but it always is.

01:20:06.538 --> 01:20:10.542
They should be dragged in the street and hit in the head with hammers until they die Publicly.

01:20:10.542 --> 01:20:11.725
Yeah, it's disgusting On camera.

01:20:12.265 --> 01:20:14.268
It's fucking it's disgusting, that Ridiculous.

01:20:14.268 --> 01:20:18.159
Ridiculous what you would do, I don't care how fucking desperate you are.

01:20:18.159 --> 01:20:24.309
What you would do to make a few bucks, you know?

01:20:24.309 --> 01:20:24.829
Would you be that?

01:20:24.829 --> 01:20:25.170
You know what?

01:20:25.170 --> 01:20:26.951
Would you be that big Kevin?

01:20:26.970 --> 01:20:28.072
suck a dick or traffic a child.

01:20:28.072 --> 01:20:30.393
He's sucking a dick 10 mil.

01:20:30.393 --> 01:20:36.490
Well, no, you're gonna make Whatever million suck a dick or traffic a child.

01:20:36.532 --> 01:20:37.034
He's trafficking.

01:20:37.034 --> 01:20:39.112
I think he's trafficking too.

01:20:39.112 --> 01:20:39.454
Look at him.

01:20:39.454 --> 01:20:41.643
The fact that you're thinking about this right now.

01:20:42.738 --> 01:20:48.122
So there's a lot of weights here, like trafficking for adoption weights here.

01:20:48.122 --> 01:20:58.962
Like I'm at, like, trafficking for adoption, like I'm trying to make this better man that's the first time I've ever heard of.

01:20:59.175 --> 01:21:00.822
You know, I was trafficked for adoption.

01:21:00.914 --> 01:21:05.421
We talking a Clinton adoption here, just say it.

01:21:05.595 --> 01:21:07.596
Say do I have to take the tip or the whole shaft?

01:21:07.837 --> 01:21:08.520
That's all you have to do.

01:21:09.739 --> 01:21:10.502
There's no other answer.

01:21:10.502 --> 01:21:18.983
We're moving on Way not to answer, but You're on an FBI watch list now.

01:21:19.783 --> 01:21:20.673
Silence speaks volumes.

01:21:21.819 --> 01:21:22.722
Does that lead into?

01:21:22.722 --> 01:21:25.667
Is that why what's going on down at the border Is going on at the border?

01:21:25.667 --> 01:21:26.466
Is that Because that's a tremendous money maker?

01:21:26.466 --> 01:21:27.327
Are we avoiding the situation and turning a blind?

01:21:27.327 --> 01:21:28.564
Is that why what's going on down at the border is going on at the border.

01:21:28.525 --> 01:21:28.752
Is that you know?

01:21:28.752 --> 01:21:30.359
Because that's a tremendous moneymaker.

01:21:30.541 --> 01:21:30.801
Yeah.

01:21:30.801 --> 01:21:36.667
Are we avoiding the situation and turning a blind eye to it because of how much money the United States is making on it?

01:21:36.667 --> 01:21:38.802
Because I don't want to fucking be part of that.

01:21:38.914 --> 01:21:46.024
The fucking guys at the border are doing everything the fuck they can do to keep people from coming over here, so you think the United States is making money on it.

01:21:46.114 --> 01:21:48.603
Hell yeah, you think people fucking absolutely did.

01:21:50.837 --> 01:21:53.002
Hand over fist somewhere in some department, some way.

01:21:53.002 --> 01:21:55.646
Somehow they're making money on this.

01:21:55.646 --> 01:21:58.881
No fucking doubt, because why would you turn a blind eye to it?

01:22:00.083 --> 01:22:00.626
Why would that?

01:22:00.626 --> 01:22:04.847
Because everybody in the upper echelon of government is involved in it.

01:22:07.117 --> 01:22:10.707
I mean, I'm not throwing wind or anything like that towards Everyone's got their hand out.

01:22:10.707 --> 01:22:12.442
I don't want to say that too loud.

01:22:12.442 --> 01:22:14.721
You don't know if it's a.

01:22:15.135 --> 01:22:19.422
We may or may have not given out my address at some point in time.

01:22:19.422 --> 01:22:22.944
I'm waking up in traffic.

01:22:22.965 --> 01:22:24.703
I'm glad I'm only part of the show that doesn't live yet.

01:22:24.703 --> 01:22:27.681
Let the boy watch Next Sunday.

01:22:27.681 --> 01:22:28.925
If you guys aren't here, I'll do a show.

01:22:28.925 --> 01:22:36.801
Don't worry, he needs to learn, like I learned, kevin and Pat, like my father learned Went missing four days ago.

01:22:40.817 --> 01:22:46.675
I don't know if it's, is it the government or is it somebody with deep, deep, deep, deep, deep pockets?

01:22:46.675 --> 01:22:47.596
Is it?

01:22:47.596 --> 01:22:51.824
You know what hands are the cartels touching?

01:22:51.824 --> 01:22:54.109
You don't know, and that's what's crazy.

01:22:54.109 --> 01:22:58.720
That's why, every day, I'm like this is a fucking matrix, because you're never going to fucking find out.

01:22:58.940 --> 01:22:59.864
Hunger Games yeah.

01:23:00.898 --> 01:23:02.194
You're never, ever going to find out.

01:23:02.336 --> 01:23:03.643
You know like train derailment, everybody dies.

01:23:03.643 --> 01:23:04.970
Derailment, everybody dies.

01:23:07.319 --> 01:23:14.882
So to hit it out of the park with this, have you seen the new movie trailer of Civil?

01:23:15.283 --> 01:23:15.505
War.

01:23:15.505 --> 01:23:21.820
I actually just I didn't watch it, but I saw it pop up on the YouTube feed.

01:23:22.326 --> 01:23:23.335
I don't know what you're talking about.

01:23:23.456 --> 01:23:25.716
You do know what we're talking about because we watched it together.

01:23:25.716 --> 01:23:29.921
You fucking moron the Civil War.

01:23:29.921 --> 01:23:32.023
That's a little harsh man, not really.

01:23:32.023 --> 01:23:34.997
His feelings were hurt again.

01:23:34.997 --> 01:23:39.247
You don't remember.

01:23:39.247 --> 01:23:42.685
Remember you said you liked that actor, the dude from Friday Night Lights.

01:23:42.685 --> 01:23:45.657
What was his name in fucking Friday Night Lights?

01:23:45.657 --> 01:23:46.738
I forgot Riggins.

01:23:46.738 --> 01:23:47.378
Was it that guy?

01:23:47.378 --> 01:23:47.639
Not that one.

01:23:47.639 --> 01:23:48.140
Not that one.

01:23:48.140 --> 01:23:48.921
The quarterback.

01:23:48.921 --> 01:23:49.280
No, not that one.

01:23:49.280 --> 01:23:49.601
Not that one.

01:23:49.601 --> 01:23:51.965
The quarterback no, the nerdy kid.

01:23:55.429 --> 01:23:55.588
No.

01:23:57.671 --> 01:24:00.362
No, even he's looking at you, weird man.

01:24:01.935 --> 01:24:03.140
Yeah, he is kind of weird.

01:24:03.140 --> 01:24:04.123
You are correct on that.

01:24:04.234 --> 01:24:05.262
Hey, he's drunk though.

01:24:06.171 --> 01:24:06.694
He's drunk.

01:24:06.836 --> 01:24:07.940
He was fucking drunk when he got here.

01:24:07.940 --> 01:24:12.319
Man showed up smelling like fucking.

01:24:12.640 --> 01:24:14.177
I'm not that drunk.

01:24:16.685 --> 01:24:17.145
So what I want to do?

01:24:17.145 --> 01:24:18.506
This is actually.

01:24:18.506 --> 01:24:23.100
I don't like trailer number two, to be honest with you, because it's not as good as the first one.

01:24:23.100 --> 01:24:25.917
Is that the first one?

01:24:25.917 --> 01:24:26.820
Yeah, this is it.

01:24:28.836 --> 01:24:29.739
Oh ye of tiny blood.

01:24:29.760 --> 01:24:34.400
It doesn't matter, kevin's going to miss it anyways, so good, I mean, he's only watched it three times.

01:24:34.400 --> 01:24:41.926
The fact that he just left, like it's okay for him to take a piss, but you and I got to sit here and continue the show.

01:24:41.926 --> 01:24:50.555
I mean, I peed under a table three times, all right, so time Alright.

01:24:50.555 --> 01:24:52.520
So check, guys, check this out.

01:24:52.520 --> 01:24:56.923
This is the new movie trailer Civil War coming out 19 states have seceded.

01:24:56.975 --> 01:24:59.023
The United States Army ramps up activity.

01:24:59.135 --> 01:25:03.144
The White House issued warnings to the Western forces, as well as the Florida Alliance.

01:25:03.144 --> 01:25:06.782
The three-term president assures the uprising will be dealt with swiftly.

01:25:06.782 --> 01:25:08.520
Let me know if you want to try anything.

01:25:09.055 --> 01:25:13.287
I'm just aware there's like a pretty huge civil war going on all across America.

01:25:13.675 --> 01:25:16.840
We just try to stay out With what we see on the news.

01:25:16.840 --> 01:25:18.265
It seems like it's for the best.

01:25:24.655 --> 01:25:37.335
Citizens of America the so-called western forces of texas and california have suffered a very great defeat at the hands of the united states military.

01:25:37.335 --> 01:25:43.349
Mr president, do you regret the use of airstrikes against american citizens?

01:25:47.556 --> 01:25:49.186
we're moving to dC today.

01:25:49.609 --> 01:25:50.354
We need to go down there.

01:25:50.914 --> 01:25:53.224
They shoot journalists all side in the capital.

01:25:53.224 --> 01:25:55.762
Every instinct in me says this is death.

01:25:58.220 --> 01:26:04.399
Every time I survived the war zone, I thought I was sending a warning home Don't do this.

01:26:04.399 --> 01:26:07.240
But here we are.

01:26:07.240 --> 01:26:09.837
There's some kind of misunderstanding here.

01:26:09.837 --> 01:26:10.720
What?

01:26:11.440 --> 01:26:12.103
That dude Okay.

01:26:12.323 --> 01:26:12.543
Okay.

01:26:16.136 --> 01:26:17.298
What kind of American are you?

01:26:19.586 --> 01:26:21.440
What you don't know.

01:26:27.935 --> 01:26:29.100
The Western forces will.

01:26:29.119 --> 01:26:30.845
How crazy does that fucking look?

01:26:31.398 --> 01:26:42.127
oh my god, get in the car, get in the car move move, move, you're gonna hang back.

01:26:42.127 --> 01:26:56.689
I'm not hanging back one nation under god indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

01:26:56.689 --> 01:27:01.051
Go, go, go go go.

01:27:04.095 --> 01:27:05.161
God bless America.

01:27:08.377 --> 01:27:09.043
What in the?

01:27:09.305 --> 01:27:10.314
actual fuck.

01:27:10.314 --> 01:27:12.844
How crazy does that fucking look?

01:27:13.055 --> 01:27:14.199
So does that get really?

01:27:14.220 --> 01:27:14.360
big.

01:27:14.360 --> 01:27:16.186
How did that fucking movie get made?

01:27:16.375 --> 01:27:18.161
Sounds of Freedom like three years ago.

01:27:18.161 --> 01:27:19.545
No clue.

01:27:19.545 --> 01:27:21.902
You know how crazy, does that.

01:27:21.902 --> 01:27:24.783
Wow, I want to watch that right now, that's what I'm saying.

01:27:24.895 --> 01:27:27.463
You watch like you see that trailer and I'm like okay, that's what I'm saying.

01:27:27.484 --> 01:27:34.238
You watch like you see that trailer and I'm like, okay, that's Greenland with testosterone shot in his dick.

01:27:34.238 --> 01:27:35.302
Oh my god yes.

01:27:36.427 --> 01:27:40.390
Yes, totally fucking mad at you.

01:27:40.390 --> 01:27:42.489
That was fucking child predator.

01:27:42.489 --> 01:27:44.079
Greenland coming at you.

01:27:46.274 --> 01:27:46.856
Totally fucking right.

01:27:46.856 --> 01:27:47.557
Sorry, that was fucking right.

01:27:47.557 --> 01:27:51.006
Sorry, bart, you know, that was fucking intense.

01:27:51.065 --> 01:27:51.327
Right.

01:27:51.327 --> 01:27:58.960
You don't remember seeing that when we watched it together, when was that I may have a problem.

01:27:59.881 --> 01:28:00.823
I may need to support that.

01:28:00.823 --> 01:28:01.886
I'm glad you just admitted it.

01:28:01.886 --> 01:28:02.868
That's a sound bite.

01:28:02.868 --> 01:28:14.485
By the way, I may have a problem I sleep in a drawer, see, this is why it sucks about the fucking soundboard, because you can't.

01:28:14.485 --> 01:28:16.628
You need more buttons.

01:28:22.175 --> 01:28:22.497
No, it just like.

01:28:22.497 --> 01:28:24.591
I wish, if you switched it, it displayed on this Instead of eight, like you need, like 20.

01:28:24.853 --> 01:28:24.993
No.

01:28:25.435 --> 01:28:29.003
You know, because you've got to cycle through the fucking touchscreen right.

01:28:29.064 --> 01:28:30.046
I mean, what are you going to do?

01:28:30.576 --> 01:28:32.024
I sleep in a drawer.

01:28:32.064 --> 01:28:33.814
Hey, there you go.

01:28:33.814 --> 01:28:45.411
But the more and more I see nonsense going on in this world, the more and more I see that we are like it's just more and more division and more and more hate, more and more just fucking nonsense.

01:28:45.411 --> 01:28:52.502
I think we're closer to civil war oh, definitely, absolutely Than we are to fixing this country A hundred percent.

01:28:52.502 --> 01:28:54.466
What do you think?

01:28:55.719 --> 01:28:56.140
I agree.

01:28:56.140 --> 01:28:58.884
I'm just waiting for Texas to make our decision for us.

01:29:00.015 --> 01:29:01.222
That's where it's going to start.

01:29:01.536 --> 01:29:02.520
I stand with Texas.

01:29:02.520 --> 01:29:05.220
That's kind of how I feel.

01:29:06.076 --> 01:29:07.962
Apparently by watching that fucking movie.

01:29:07.962 --> 01:29:09.333
It's going to be really tough to drive to Texas.

01:29:09.595 --> 01:29:10.460
So Texas, give us a call.

01:29:10.460 --> 01:29:11.920
Yeah, we'll do a show.

01:29:14.435 --> 01:29:15.779
We'll do a live invasion show.

01:29:15.779 --> 01:29:16.220
We'll call it.

01:29:17.422 --> 01:29:17.884
Oh God.

01:29:19.507 --> 01:29:19.707
Wow.

01:29:20.855 --> 01:29:23.201
I'm sorry if I just put that out there and put it into reality.

01:29:23.201 --> 01:29:25.988
And if it ever happens, just let you know I was not behind it.

01:29:25.988 --> 01:29:27.122
I was not fucking behind it.

01:29:27.122 --> 01:29:27.908
It's a mere coincidence.

01:29:28.614 --> 01:29:29.920
I'm not making money off this.

01:29:29.920 --> 01:29:30.523
I swear to God.

01:29:30.523 --> 01:29:34.466
I have to go buy metal plates now for my tactical vest.

01:29:35.076 --> 01:29:36.585
I thought you were going to say for your knees or something.

01:29:36.585 --> 01:29:37.329
I was like what's going on?

01:29:37.329 --> 01:29:37.652
What?

01:29:37.672 --> 01:29:37.994
are you doing?

01:29:38.454 --> 01:29:42.837
Well, those don't fucking work, maddie's running around with a football uniform on Dude.

01:29:42.837 --> 01:29:46.881
You don't plate in the knee Screw Came out the wrong way.

01:29:47.943 --> 01:29:48.283
Wrong way.

01:29:48.283 --> 01:29:51.185
Sorry, but he was afraid to say screw.

01:29:51.185 --> 01:29:52.488
He didn't want to know where it was going.

01:29:53.368 --> 01:29:54.890
Screw, screw.

01:29:54.890 --> 01:29:55.690
I can't do it.

01:29:55.690 --> 01:29:58.761
How long have we been on?

01:29:58.761 --> 01:30:00.921
About an hour and a half.

01:30:00.921 --> 01:30:03.149
Wow, hour and a half.

01:30:03.170 --> 01:30:04.976
Oh my God, someone needs a nap Right on the spot.

01:30:04.997 --> 01:30:05.337
Right on the spot.

01:30:05.337 --> 01:30:05.838
130.

01:30:05.838 --> 01:30:06.280
Someone needs a nap.

01:30:06.280 --> 01:30:06.641
Right on the spot.

01:30:06.641 --> 01:30:08.828
Right on the spot 130-0-0 popped up.

01:30:09.354 --> 01:30:11.880
Wow, that's where we ended.

01:30:12.440 --> 01:30:13.061
How about that?

01:30:13.061 --> 01:30:14.425
I think that's all that has to be said.

01:30:14.425 --> 01:30:15.247
Yeah.

01:30:21.738 --> 01:30:25.613
So I mean, if we're going to go to Civil War, hang out with somebody who's got a lot of guns Because I stand with Texas?

01:30:25.613 --> 01:30:26.515
I don't know.

01:30:26.515 --> 01:30:29.740
Listen, if we're in New York, nobody's making Texas, that's going to be hard to get there.

01:30:29.900 --> 01:30:30.962
Dude, we're going to get there.

01:30:31.063 --> 01:30:34.829
The only good thing about being in New York is all these fucking liberals won't even be able to pick up a gun.

01:30:35.234 --> 01:30:36.076
No, you just got to be like.

01:30:36.076 --> 01:30:40.360
You just got to say like gay or fag or something like that, and they'll run away.

01:30:41.221 --> 01:30:41.882
I'm going to run outside.

01:30:41.882 --> 01:30:43.385
I'm like okay, gangbanger, retard, everyone's gone.

01:30:43.385 --> 01:30:51.356
What Did you just say?

01:30:51.356 --> 01:30:54.021
You missed the whole fucking thing.

01:30:54.162 --> 01:30:56.005
I heard, I just said banger retard.

01:30:56.164 --> 01:30:58.510
That's what I heard, no no, no, no, no, no.

01:30:58.510 --> 01:31:02.378
I thought that's what he just said.

01:31:02.378 --> 01:31:03.780
He wanted banger retard.

01:31:03.780 --> 01:31:08.247
No, no man has a fetish huh no.

01:31:09.949 --> 01:31:13.975
No I didn't know that was a category on breakfast Hi Matthew.

01:31:18.206 --> 01:31:21.949
You're cute, sorry.

01:31:23.260 --> 01:31:24.042
You come over here.

01:31:24.042 --> 01:31:31.867
No, I just want you to know my first course of action in the event that shit goes down.

01:31:31.867 --> 01:31:32.628
I like you.

01:31:32.628 --> 01:31:35.922
I'm shooting you in the knee and leaving you behind.

01:31:35.943 --> 01:31:37.726
No, you won't Bang.

01:31:37.726 --> 01:31:39.019
You're bringing me right though.

01:31:39.019 --> 01:31:40.023
Yes, thank you.

01:31:40.475 --> 01:31:41.539
You and your two dirt bikes.

01:31:42.355 --> 01:31:43.681
There's only two dirt bikes Pat.

01:31:44.595 --> 01:31:47.601
Put me in the red rider fucking wagon in the back and that's it.

01:31:47.601 --> 01:31:48.162
I'm good to go.

01:31:48.162 --> 01:31:58.141
Radio flyer yeah, Something like that, something like a toboggan on wheels, anything.

01:31:58.141 --> 01:31:59.747
But yeah, that's going to be it.

01:31:59.747 --> 01:32:03.722
Mad Banging Retards, oh come on.

01:32:04.595 --> 01:32:05.417
It's retards.

01:32:05.417 --> 01:32:06.939
He's a retard.

01:32:09.203 --> 01:32:09.864
He's a retard.

01:32:09.864 --> 01:32:12.229
There's a soundbite.

01:32:12.229 --> 01:32:17.658
I got to get that one, or it's retarded American, it doesn't matter.

01:32:17.658 --> 01:32:19.042
I don't think it matters anymore.

01:32:19.042 --> 01:32:20.286
Nothing matters.

01:32:20.286 --> 01:32:21.717
Everything's retarded in this world.

01:32:21.717 --> 01:32:23.622
How about that Touche?

01:32:23.622 --> 01:32:25.346
How about that Yep?

01:32:25.346 --> 01:32:28.381
I can't get in trouble for that Lost that fourth viewer right away.

01:32:28.400 --> 01:32:33.421
Bye, oh, look, we're up to five.

01:32:33.421 --> 01:32:34.858
Watch this Retard.

01:32:35.019 --> 01:32:35.860
I'm out of here.

01:32:35.860 --> 01:32:37.725
Two Kabang two.

01:32:37.725 --> 01:32:43.636
We go from 12 to two like nobody's business.

01:32:43.858 --> 01:32:46.002
We got fucking people on the spectrum watching us.

01:32:46.002 --> 01:32:46.649
It's awesome.

01:32:46.649 --> 01:32:55.947
We can chase people off of this show in a second but, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us on episode 95, question mark.

01:32:55.947 --> 01:32:56.547
Question mark.

01:32:56.547 --> 01:32:57.128
Question mark.

01:32:57.128 --> 01:33:01.020
Getting closer to 100, kind of I don't even think we're going to do anything for it.

01:33:01.215 --> 01:33:05.646
There is something special that we don't even know yet is going to happen.

01:33:06.536 --> 01:33:07.873
Forget about the six lost episodes.

01:33:07.935 --> 01:33:09.261
The idea guy just had a great idea yet is going to happen.

01:33:09.208 --> 01:33:09.765
Forget about the six lost episodes.

01:33:09.765 --> 01:33:09.899
The idea guy just had a great idea.

01:33:09.899 --> 01:33:10.387
Something's going to happen.

01:33:11.275 --> 01:33:12.078
It's going to be awesome.

01:33:12.078 --> 01:33:13.182
I'll make sure of it.

01:33:13.898 --> 01:33:18.224
Do us a huge favor Go to our Instagram, go to our X, go to fucking YouTube.

01:33:18.224 --> 01:33:21.824
Go to our website, thetakeadeepshowcom.

01:33:21.926 --> 01:33:26.121
Ladies and gentlemen, facebook, spotify Hit the subscribe button.

01:33:26.121 --> 01:33:26.863
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01:33:26.885 --> 01:33:27.246
Facebook, spotify.

01:33:27.246 --> 01:33:27.949
Hit the subscribe button.

01:33:27.949 --> 01:33:28.854
Subscribe like review.

01:33:28.854 --> 01:33:30.862
Thank you, give it to all your, show it to your friends.

01:33:30.862 --> 01:33:32.019
I don't fucking care.

01:33:32.140 --> 01:33:34.320
Get out there, do the footwork for us.

01:33:34.320 --> 01:33:36.382
If you don't like us, start an argument with us.

01:33:36.382 --> 01:33:37.797
If you don't like us, you're not black.

01:33:39.001 --> 01:33:40.305
Oh, I'm sorry, Was that Joe Biden?

01:33:40.345 --> 01:33:43.699
no, wow, thank you, Jimmy Conway, yeah thanks.

01:33:43.739 --> 01:33:46.067
Jimmy for joining us I just pulled a Biden.

01:33:46.067 --> 01:33:49.194
I totally Biden said that Take it deep bitches.

01:33:49.194 --> 01:33:50.962
I don't even know where to go with that I don't know either.

01:34:01.954 --> 01:34:02.795
I can't feel my hearing.

01:34:02.795 --> 01:34:03.234
Benny, Thank you.

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