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Season 5

Send us a Text Message.

There's something uniquely hilarious about a group of friends trying to navigate a brand-new studio setup while their tech skills are outpaced by their ability to turn any hiccup into a laugh riot. That's exactly what went down as we cracked open the mic to share stories of misdirection, midnight mix-ups, and the unexpected art of infrared sightings. From the moment we raised our glasses to our new sound oasis, the Thunderdome shenanigans, and Kevin's infamous navigational woes took center stage, all while our live audience tallies shot through the roof thanks to our soundboard fumbles.

We didn't stop at just clowning around with our shiny gadgets; oh no, we dived right into hearty discussions that ranged from the end-of-the-world speculations right down to the elusive nature of the late-night snack run. You'll find yourselves caught up in our world of tough love and camaraderie, as we share birthday cheers, milestones, and the all-too-relatable tales from the Thunderson estate. And when we get into the nitty-gritty of what really goes on behind the scenes of podcast production, Billy's ready to chime in with a legendary story that's guaranteed to have your sides splitting.

Strap in for a rollercoaster of emotions as we tackle everything from the evolution of controversial comedy to the tender topic of body image with our signature twist of humor. The episode is a blend of cultural criticism, casual banter among pals, and of course, a sprinkle of heated debate on the ever-changing narratives in classic stories. What's more, we even venture into the wild world of late-night food choices and their accompanying guilt trips. So join us for an episode that feels like grabbing a brew with your best buds, while also stirring the pot on some of today's most pressing discussions.

https://www.thetakeitdeepshow.com

TAKE IT DEEP!!!!

Chapters

00:00 - Technical Difficulties and Comedic Banter

12:56 - Podcast Production and Equipment Upgrade

29:04 - Mysterious Objects in Infrared Vision

37:53 - End of the World Speculation and Nostalgia

53:42 - Midnight Bathroom Mishap Story

01:06:16 - Late Night Food Cravings and Shame

01:18:36 - Casual Discussion Among Friends

01:31:37 - Controversial Comedy and Cultural Criticism

01:43:44 - Fat Shaming and AIDS Jokes

01:53:09 - Late Night Food Confusion

Transcript
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I like the look of the studio there's a special dedication to this song.

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This one goes out to Ops.

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You want to know why?

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Why's that?

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Take a look at the fucking table, people.

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Oh, there's a table, look at that.

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Hey, we've got a brand new table.

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Brand new, lots of shit.

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Yeah, and that's why we don't need another carpentry hero.

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We don't need another carpentry hero.

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We don't need another hero.

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We don't need to know the way home.

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Yeah, kevin doesn't know his way home when he's drunk.

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Every weekend anyways, the Thunderdome.

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Then again he's at home when he's drunk.

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It turns into Thunderdome what we do in life echoes in eternity.

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Let's get a proper cheers, proper cheers.

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Spill it on the cameras.

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We all work anyways.

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Oh, we just happened, no way.

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What are we doing live, yeah, echoes and a turntable.

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I can't change screens, something happened?

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I can't change my Facebook screen.

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Why it won't let me get off the TID show, uh-oh.

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Copyright.

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That's your phone, man, I can't Go, fuck yourself.

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Hey Orbs, take it deep.

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Take it deep.

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I don't like that at all, what the fuck.

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So anytime, anytime, I switch the sound pad.

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Yeah it goes, it'll shut it off.

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Well, I'm sure it's user error again, probably.

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So can you layer ones that are on the same screen?

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Did you say lay, layer, layer?

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I like that.

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Yeah yeah, breaking news, so just got to put them on the Layer Layer, I like that.

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Yeah yeah, breaking news, so you just got to put them on the same screen.

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Crazy, we are um how many minutes in Three, we have breaking news already.

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What's our breaking news?

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I don't know if anybody knows this yet.

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We have no clue what we're doing with technology.

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Obviously you can tell by this his fat fingers over there, don't throw that, don't throw that.

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Careful it's not cured yet.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back again to the Take a Deep Show.

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Yeah, for the second time tonight.

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Well, we should have had a show last week, so I want to wish a happy birthday to Matthew here and wish myself a happy birthday.

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Happy birthday Patty, happy birthday boys.

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I got you both nothing.

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You gave us a big gift, kev, big gift your friendship.

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Your camaraderie.

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Yeah, and you wonder why your corned beef and mashed potatoes?

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When you felt like you were self-loathing, in the corner, wondering self-loathing, wondering why, like we hated you, we didn't know we love you.

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That's why we're very hard on you and look what happens, just like that.

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Look what happens Just like that.

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Way to stir up past things.

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Awesome.

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I mean, look what happened.

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I can't even tell you how happy I was watching you work into the wee hours.

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You had doubts.

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You had doubts walking into this.

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How did I have doubts?

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When did I?

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go, even go there.

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There was doubt in your eyes.

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You had a plan.

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Well, maybe a little bit I did.

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I did A little bit he definitely had a plan.

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I'm not going to lie either.

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These fucking things are phenomenal.

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They are cool.

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I didn't make those.

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No, no, no, you did not.

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So why?

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What is going on?

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Shut your phone off and then turn it back on Fucking shut up.

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What are you trying to do?

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Is that one of them androids?

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We have no sound again.

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Who us?

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Yeah.

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That's impossible.

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Dude what's going on.

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That is so impossible right now.

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Oh, what happened?

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Oh, now fucking switch, you, fucking cunt.

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Look at the microphone.

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It is default zoom.

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Here we go again.

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There's no sound, there is no sound.

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There's no sound on Facebook.

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I'm going to fucking kill somebody right now.

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Hello, hello.

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A whole new gear table and feel that's funny.

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You muted.

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You muted something on the computer, is that, oh, you muted something on the computer.

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Is that I love technology?

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Oh, no, no.

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My headphones.

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Funny thing is we're gaining viewers.

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Yeah well, we're going to keep on gaining.

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We're going to keep on gaining.

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Just put the closed captioning on people you don't need to listen to us sing Tina Turner songs For our Spanish-speaking people out there.

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Hit your.

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SAP button.

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I don't get it.

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It's mind-boggling to me Because Weed on camera, just saying.

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Yeah, it does look good.

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It does look pretty good on camera.

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See that's playing.

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And microphone zoom audio.

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Did you change one of the settings on there when you fucking did?

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No, you sure.

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Positive 110.

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Orientation settings are disabled while live.

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What's that?

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Oh, portrait and all that shit.

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What is going on here?

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Was it something on here?

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No, you did mute something on there, yeah, but now it's unmuted.

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Is it something on here?

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No, you did mute something on there, yeah but now it's unmuted.

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Is it something on here?

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Nope, and good, good, good, we're getting all readings here.

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Master volume.

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That's on.

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How do we do this to ourselves?

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all the time.

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I have no dude, I don't touch you.

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Should have did a test run.

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Should have did a test run.

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This guy, fucking idea guy, all of a sudden comes out, but no one thought of that.

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Sometimes it's after the fact, you know, but it's still a good idea.

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Yeah, let desktop apps access your microphone.

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Desktop apps have previously access your microphone.

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Nice, we're up to five.

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No, we'll get there, don't you worry.

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We're coming, we're coming.

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Hello, how about that Allow apps and windows to use the device for audio?

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Does that work?

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Hello, hello.

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We're going to have to wait like eight seconds before we find out.

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Thanks Bill.

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Thanks Bill, what exactly?

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There's no audio?

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There's no audio.

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I want to kill somebody right now.

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It's amazing.

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I have no words.

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I should have just got fucking stink ass drunk again and not made it down the stairs.

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I don't think Kev would have picked me up this time.

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Yeah, look at this tab using your camera and microphone.

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Fuck you, kenny.

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At this tab, you're using your camera and microphone.

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Fuck you, kenny, not me.

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Apps using microphone Google Chrome Microphone access Are you kidding?

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me right now Like what the fuck.

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What the fuck was that?

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That was like the very first.

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Like we're experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.

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Oh my God, like the black and white TV would.

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I don't know what's going on.

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These microphones really pick shit up, huh.

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I'm crying.

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These are real tears.

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Well, no, it's weird, though, See that.

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Yeah.

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Oh wait a minute.

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The red cut the red.

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I feel like we should get the Swiss Army knife with the little scissors because there's different types of USBs.

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Army knife with the little scissors.

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Because there's different types of USBs.

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Now it's See that, see how it got muted.

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What does that mean?

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Now we should be good.

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Really, really, yo yo you, no, no, nothing yet really yo yo no, no, nothing yet hello, hello.

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I'm not getting any fucking reading to the yeah.

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No, there's nothing.

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No, alright, we're just unplugging everything and starting over.

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Ethernet's gonna have to come out.

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All right, we're just unplugging everything and starting over.

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Ethernet's going to have to come out.

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Oh, what was that?

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Ethernet?

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I heard a noise.

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It's from the computer, you dummy.

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What were you just talking about outside?

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I don't know no, that thing, the $6.

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Oh, it looked like your mic was unplugged.

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There we go.

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There it is.

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I don't know, I see it now.

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There we go.

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Hey, facebook.

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There it is.

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I don't know, I see it.

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Now, there we go, all right, hey, hey.

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All right, hey, facebook.

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Thank you for joining us.

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All right, we're going to hey.

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Hey, all right, let's turn that down now, yay, so what exactly was that?

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I want to cry right now.

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I really do.

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I think we should go right back to Tina Turner right now.

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Yeah, you're right, maddie, you are 110%.

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I think that's too soft.

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I think we need some sauce.

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No, now we got enough.

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Here we go.

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You know what?

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I just want to find life beyond Thunderdome.

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I think Pat's getting ready to climb the wall with a spear.

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Oh boy, oh hey, hey, there we go, there we go.

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Gonna need more bourbon after that shit.

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Bonnie Tyler.

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She's hot Back in.

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Oh sorry, benny, oh sorry Back in 82.

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Is this thing on it's working now?

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Okay, there we go, how we out there in the real world.

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Yep, thing on it's working now, okay there we go how we out there in the real world.

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Yep, I was a fucking hero today.

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Fuck that.

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What we do in life echoes in eternity.

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You want to know what's going to echo in eternity?

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Throw that against the wall Now.

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We need some Chinese people working over here.

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Were there enough of them coming over to board, or can we grab one?

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Ugh, god damn it.

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Fucking.

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Nothing ever goes right, the first time or the second time, and we're the only podcast that'll call you back.

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We will call you back.

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T-T-T-T-T.

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Minds off, minds off I heard it Minds off.

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I heard you's off.

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I heard it Mine's off.

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I heard you, you, motherfucker, I heard you Always.

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Always an episode, somebody, all right TID show 2.4376539.

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Yes, friday, friday, right Friday night.

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Episode 2.4376539.

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Yes, friday, friday, right Friday night episode.

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Friday night special.

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We got a Friday night special Because we had a Sunday drunk time.

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We couldn't make it.

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Well, not Two thirds did.

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Yeah, I didn't get drunk.

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Oh yeah.

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Well, there were two people discombobulated that couldn't perform.

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Well, we got a few stories from the Thunderson estate you were LWI, living while intoxicated.

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He is fucking on fire today Very quick with his puns and his acronyms and his wit and his Gmail so quick Doesn't even know the password to that.

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I can't even get on him.

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I can't because everybody who was watching and left, unfortunately, is not going to hear us, and I love this man next to me as well.

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You should, and let it be a lesson to you, my friend when your friends are hard on you, it means we love you.

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Yeah, okay.

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Because if we weren't, I don't think we would have had a table.

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Oh yeah, that's where you think that came from.

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I don't know, I don't know, but all I know is you worked into the wee hours and I can't you think it came from me trying to please you Well.

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Touche, kevin, touche Um, you did work into the wee hours.

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You did put, uh, a lot of thought and dedication into this Um.

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Anytime, I tried to help him.

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I'm sorry, that's just the way I get straight up.

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Stalin, he's the, he's the fucking architect.

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I didn't mean to call you Stalin, he's the contractor.

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Stop it, stop it.

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You were just very.

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You're in a zone, dude.

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You're like the guy from.

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You were very stern From this old house.

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Remember that show?

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You're that guy whittling wood and look who you come up with what's?

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That.

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What was?

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that that old, this old house.

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Remember that show?

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Yeah, you're that guy whittling wood and look what you come up with.

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I was so happy when I saw this and then I was like I'm going to cry when I had to put everything together with all the wires and shit and I was like it's not going to work.

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Obviously it didn't, yeah, so we bought these new cameras.

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Uh, we yeah, didn't yeah, so we bought these new cameras.

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Yeah, no good, We'll figure those out, we'll figure those out.

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So our money, silent money, man, phil Green, phil Green, philip Green, philip Green, green Berg no, anyone.

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Any of the crickets Right?

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I don't even know if I got crickets.

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We don't have crickets on this fucking thing, man.

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We got laughter Stop.

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The fuck.

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All right.

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Philip Greenberg, still not crickets?

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Yeah, I can't find them.

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Philip Greenberg, still not crickets?

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Yeah, I can't find them.

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Donated to the Take it Deep Foundation.

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That's a long applause.

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Yeah Well, hey, there's a big donation.

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It was a big donation.

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It was a standing ovation.

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So Philip Greenberg got us some new microphones, these new fucking low profileprofile mic boom arms.

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So we can move around.

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You move the boom arm around.

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Oh yeah, you can sit back, you can sit close.

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You can move side to side Different attachments on it.

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Got us some software too right, attachments.

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Yeah, what kind of attachments?

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Well, it does plug in.

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You put in a vibrating dill or something, I don't know if you can get an xlr vibrating dill.

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Xlr is the wires.

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Oh, okay, I was trying what was it I was trying to explain to you outside gmail?

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Oh, I was bandwidth, yeah, the bandwidth, and you're like listen man trying to simplify it.

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So what do we need, from start to finish, to get this done?

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It's like what's the problem?

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What do we need?

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Well, I was like the problem is I'm in charge of doing this shit.

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That's the problem.

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I honestly think I got to take fucking technology cliff notes.

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Listen.

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For the most part you do a fucking bang up job.

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It's probably why I'm highly suicidal.

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I mean it's up there, no, no, no, I love it, dude.

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I feel like you're a YouTube video away.

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Man, like you watch the right YouTube video you're going to be like.

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I got it.

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How many more times do I have to say foot loser?

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How many more times do I have to say foot loser?

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How many more times do I have to say Not only that, we have fucking cameras that can record on SD cards at different angles.

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We have trees like trail cams.

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Oh, we got different angles.

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We're going to have to do a lot of editing.

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To be like candids for like a, you know, like the bonus DVD.

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Right, it's like oh boy.

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It's like girls going wild For like a you know, like the bonus DVD, right, it's like oh boy, it's like girls going wild bonus.

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But we're going to have.

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We're going to have TID show behind the scenes.

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We're going to have Kevin Derte Bacon.

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He's the actor that's coming in.

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No relation to Kevin Bacon.

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I think he name should just be like Crispy Bacon, not even Kevin name.

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What about Keith Crispy Bacon?

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You got to spell Bacon like B-A-C-E-N, like they used to spell Bruce Lee, bruce L-I Avoid copyright B-A-K-O-N, b-a-a-k-o-n, b-a-k-u-n.

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I'm german yeah I'm just okay.

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Yeah, I've broken down the the video.

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I didn't want to drink tonight.

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I want you guys to know that, as you're over there.

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As you're over there, like you're literally Now, you're far away from me, kind of I'm closer A lot of space here.

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I'm closer than I was.

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You know what.

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You know why this is good, because when you really fucking aggravate me.

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I can just fucking pounce.

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I thought you were going to say pound.

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What are you pouncing on?

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I, I could just fucking pounce.

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I thought you were going to say pound.

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What are you pouncing on?

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I'll fucking come across this fucking table.

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I can't get to him.

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He's safe.

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I got to sprint, that's not happening, all I know is, I could just fall down.

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I'll totally be ready by the time you get here.

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I literally giggled the second, the corner caught him the first time.

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He was like oh, you did one of those that's when I knew this is a real deal holyfield table right.

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I think there's going to be a redesign.

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We may cut that corner off I kind of like the corner I could maybe, maybe we can mount my buzzer here it'd be like a special ed corner you know, maybe like take it in like, uh, like to here and just uh, no too much know like, but like come like.

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this way, though no.

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You know what this is going to evolve to.

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You know, right, the whole couch scene.

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That's what's going to evolve to the couch scene.

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Yeah, Well, if we send it to table, we could certainly fit a fucking sexual couch in here.

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Well, that's what I was trying to figure out.

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I was like what do we have to do?

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Have him slave like he did?

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I wouldn't do it again.

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I wouldn't go there.

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What we went through, like I have to make another table, no, no, no, no.

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What are you talking about?

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Making it as comfortable as possible.

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Sitting on a couch and just having, like the how to fucking boom arms, boom arms, right, no, no, have the boom arms connected to something that sits on the floor and you do that, or you can get one of a Where's that thingy?

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Oh, it's over there.

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It's like this flexible clip.

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We're not getting any viewers.

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I don't think anyone cares.

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This really started off bad.

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I had so much to talk about.

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People were so excited.

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I'm actually thinking about how bad this is right now.

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It's been a tough journey, all right.

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How can we spice it up?

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Very simple, how we can spice this up.

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I literally believe.

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The other night I saw a UFO.

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Here we go.

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The man was convinced, extremely convinced, not only convinced.

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I didn't even want to explain it.

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I want to see if you see what this guy sees.

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I don't worry about him.

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Before I even get into it.

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What's crazy is, before I even explained it to him, before I even get into it, what's crazy is, before I even explained it to him, he came back and told me what he's seen, and it was the same exact fucking thing.

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Weather balloon, no.

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So I'm outside smoking a cigarette.

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Clear is fucking.

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It's beautiful that night, cold out, and I literally just see this fucking thing shoot straight across the horizon.

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What thing Like a disc, like a large penis.

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I can't even explain it due to the like it wasn't breaking up.

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Okay, if something was entering the atmosphere, it was just an object, yes, straight.

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So no angle, no, nothing.

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And this speed at which it went from one point to another when I yelled what the fuck was that?

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How many gummies?

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None.

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Was it something that left a trail or was it something that just moved that fast?

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Dude, it was like blink of an eye like that and gone, because that's a big difference too, and gone, gone.

00:24:06.347 --> 00:24:06.809
It definitely was not.

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A blink of an eye like that and gone, because that's a big difference too, and gone, gone, it definitely was not a meteor.

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Do you think that it came into the hemisphere and it saw something?

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So I was thinking like you.

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That caught its eye Possibilities.

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Maybe I got a wink from a fast driver or something, you don't know.

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I was just thinking you were large enough for them to see you from there.

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See, we were going to try and keep this a positive show.

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What do you guys want me to do?

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Is that why?

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you're coming on me with my, with the fat shaming.

00:24:34.848 --> 00:24:36.583
What do you want me to build?

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I'll build it.

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Huh, I'll nip this in the bud right away A balanced diet.

00:24:48.928 --> 00:24:49.969
Oh, A balanced diet oh.

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Yeah, I mean, it's kind of the point right.

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Wow.

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I'm sorry, man, I felt like you teed that one up for me, so UFO.

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God.

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As you're doing that, I'm like I'm really hungry, so let's keep the fat shaming to the side.

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I'm gonna make sure I'm gonna.

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I'm gonna keep my innuendos to myself, so Kevin doesn't come back and shame me.

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Guessing fastball next one.

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No, no, not at all.

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So what really kind of made it separate from everything else?

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It wasn't coming in at an angle whatsoever.

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Just straight across the horizon.

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Straight across the horizon, straight across the horizon.

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So if you're out in front and you got like that, the driveway and that patch of trees right there, and if you look all the way to the edge of the house, those patch of trees right there, in a blink of an eye from there to there and gone.

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It was crazy, dude, absolutely crazy.

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I've seen shit here.

00:26:29.910 --> 00:26:34.402
What even to to dive into that rabbit hole even more.

00:26:34.402 --> 00:26:40.936
Did you know what's the um, what's the uh, the frequency?

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You could see the invisible ones on.

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You have to see the.

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What is it?

00:26:44.586 --> 00:26:45.468
What type of radar?

00:26:45.468 --> 00:26:45.729
The?

00:26:45.769 --> 00:27:04.867
trails, oh, the infrared, infrared, right so there is this thing that happened in space with the shuttle and this 12 mile long fucking thing was like loose right, and it was the shuttle that was taking care of it.

00:27:04.867 --> 00:27:10.454
Okay, that was videotaped in infrared, uh-huh.

00:27:10.454 --> 00:27:16.576
Okay, so it kind of gives you a size comparison, a scale.

00:27:16.576 --> 00:27:19.249
Yeah, for a 12-mile long piece of rod.

00:27:19.249 --> 00:27:25.031
It was like that black guy that sent the memes Barry Wood, barry Wood, it's like Barry Wood was out there.

00:27:25.031 --> 00:27:26.114
12-mile rod, barry Wood, it's like Barry Wood was out there.

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12 mile ride.

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So videotaped in infrared.

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You see all these invisible things, ufos.

00:27:36.105 --> 00:27:36.907
And how many were there?

00:27:36.907 --> 00:27:39.348
The vapor trails, you mean for the UFOs?

00:27:39.641 --> 00:27:43.645
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, so I know the thing you're talking about.

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Okay, keep talking.

00:27:45.451 --> 00:27:55.969
And like the things they're hard to discern what they are.

00:27:55.969 --> 00:28:23.903
You know, they almost look like uh, you know like what a cell looks like under a microscope and they look like the nucleus is pulsing right, um, like that's almost the shape I can explain it like there's like a definite outer border and a clear like inside and then almost like an egg yolk pulsating light thing.

00:28:23.903 --> 00:28:31.776
You know it's kind of weird, but yeah, there's a lot of strange NASA videos out there.

00:28:31.776 --> 00:28:37.803
Like if you just go through the archives, that's what those other things are called archives, right?

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Gmail.

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I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting ready to fall asleep.

00:28:43.925 --> 00:28:46.922
I can't imagine that anyone has any interest in this at all.

00:28:46.922 --> 00:28:47.903
Why, if?

00:28:48.023 --> 00:28:49.848
you saw you saw this no one.

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There's no one watching, no one cares are you trying to find it?

00:28:53.046 --> 00:28:53.508
is that what you're?

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doing.

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I'm trying to find it right now because of that footage they released and it was?

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it was fucking.

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I'm not, it's nothing new like no, it was bonkers, but like just the amount of of objects that you were able to see in the infrared vision that were flying around.

00:29:09.290 --> 00:29:11.734
This one piece, 12-mile-long piece.

00:29:14.705 --> 00:29:21.160
It's almost like a thousand ants gathered around, like a grain of fucking sugar, like a hundred gunners.

00:29:21.883 --> 00:29:22.886
And why are they invisible?

00:29:22.886 --> 00:29:23.643
Because they're moving.

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So fast.

00:29:24.540 --> 00:29:28.806
They're not necessarily invisible, they're just visible To the naked eye, you can't see it.

00:29:29.067 --> 00:29:29.307
Yeah.

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They're visible in the infrared spectrum.

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Are they predators?

00:29:33.059 --> 00:29:37.412
You know how you put on the glasses and the green shit A bunch of Epsteins.

00:29:37.412 --> 00:29:38.565
You can see the green shit.

00:29:38.565 --> 00:29:41.826
It's sort of like Predator.

00:29:43.421 --> 00:29:45.008
You are ugly motherfucker.

00:29:46.221 --> 00:29:49.630
It's just not in the visible light spectrum.

00:29:49.630 --> 00:29:50.560
Okay, you know.

00:29:50.560 --> 00:29:54.089
So, like humans don't really see it without a filter, gotcha.

00:29:54.369 --> 00:29:58.535
You know, yeah, and the amount that you see is like mind boggling.

00:29:58.535 --> 00:29:59.459
Yeah, mind boggling.

00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:04.348
You know, what you're reminding me of is the movie they Live with Rowdy.

00:30:04.348 --> 00:30:06.953
Roddy Piper, you got to wear sunglasses, sunglasses on.

00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:08.646
Why do you think I put these on all the time?

00:30:08.646 --> 00:30:09.413
Just make sure.

00:30:09.363 --> 00:30:12.796
I think it's just so you can see the fucking keyboard.

00:30:12.855 --> 00:30:26.621
But yes, over over my fucking underbelly oh, I wasn't going but not like when I ever since I've seen that I'm like, wow, what do we?

00:30:26.621 --> 00:30:28.888
What is really really out there?

00:30:28.888 --> 00:30:38.513
I don't know man, and are they that pronounced of where there's that many going around where we can't see in the naked eye?

00:30:38.513 --> 00:30:42.509
And are there fucking aliens just running around the earth?

00:30:43.000 --> 00:30:44.426
Do you think it's at the level of V?

00:30:46.162 --> 00:30:46.965
The reptiles.

00:30:49.200 --> 00:31:06.496
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum because I'm out of bubble gum, because there's been a lot of, you know at least, like I've seen a few things about, like like joe biden wearing a mask, like it's not really him, like I've seen shit like that, like v for vagina, v for vaginas vendetta oh, oh, you're right.

00:31:06.615 --> 00:31:08.480
Yes, great movie by V for Vigorous Vendetta.

00:31:09.384 --> 00:31:09.925
Oh you're right.

00:31:09.925 --> 00:31:13.887
Yes, great movie, by the way we're living it, yeah, totally.

00:31:13.887 --> 00:31:18.680
Just saying the past 8 years we've lived that shit.

00:31:19.182 --> 00:31:19.805
Hence the Tina.

00:31:19.825 --> 00:31:20.366
Turner song.

00:31:20.366 --> 00:31:24.059
That's why, like when we're sitting here talking about stuff and you're like, oh, you haven't seen that?

00:31:24.059 --> 00:31:40.845
I try, dude, like I am trying to separate Myself from what is going on in this world because I'm so afraid of shit actually happening, yeah, like now you're talking about we're gonna have the comet thing or the, the eclipse thing we're gonna have.

00:31:40.865 --> 00:31:42.973
Oh, yeah, there's a comet walking dead.

00:31:42.973 --> 00:31:54.775
Like what, when and oh you're gonna see the devil's comet it's called so in the areas where there's going to be a totality for the eclipse, when the sun's completely, you know, overtaken by the moon shadow.

00:31:54.775 --> 00:32:11.830
Yeah, like you're going to be able to see stars because it's going to be that dark and you'll be able to see this thing called the devil's comet, which is like a Halley's comet time period comet, like it's like every 70 something years or so, so it doesn't come around all that often?

00:32:11.892 --> 00:32:13.833
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

00:32:13.833 --> 00:32:14.773
I love that movie.

00:32:14.773 --> 00:32:16.615
Love that movie.

00:32:16.615 --> 00:32:20.104
Sorry, sorry, thanks, jack.

00:32:20.104 --> 00:32:22.790
I know I know nothing about any of these things in which you speak.

00:32:22.790 --> 00:32:23.372
Yeah.

00:32:27.740 --> 00:32:28.442
Well, no, I didn't think you did.

00:32:28.442 --> 00:32:30.268
That's why I'm, that's why you're educating.

00:32:30.288 --> 00:32:41.560
I'm letting you know, man, thank you, but but it it's kind of alarming when people are actually telling people to make sure you have this, make sure you have that my son actually asked me this morning.

00:32:41.580 --> 00:32:42.761
He's like he's like he said something to me.

00:32:42.761 --> 00:32:43.262
It kind of bugged me out.

00:32:43.262 --> 00:32:44.144
He's like he said something to me.

00:32:44.144 --> 00:32:45.787
It kind of bugged me out.

00:32:45.787 --> 00:32:51.095
He's like you know, if you're the only male child in the family, you can't be drafted to go to war.

00:32:51.095 --> 00:32:54.567
And I was like interesting, who thinks he's going to?

00:32:54.627 --> 00:32:56.112
He thought he was going to yeah, so he's going to draft him.

00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:58.808
Well, my son brought this up this morning.

00:32:58.808 --> 00:33:12.776
He said he was discussing this with a couple of his friends and I'm like he's like fuck you guys, I was like well, I don't really think you're going to have to worry about it, because I honestly think the next world war is going to be fought in the United States, and the draft was abolished.

00:33:19.500 --> 00:33:22.011
Well they would really hesitate to bring that back.

00:33:22.011 --> 00:33:25.806
Let's see how well that goes over worked, it's, but I was.

00:33:26.267 --> 00:33:33.970
You know, just the fact that you know 14 year old kid had even that thought to look into, that was, you know, a little mind-blowing.

00:33:33.970 --> 00:33:37.319
Something's gonna happen, there's no two ways about it.

00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:42.487
It's just gonna be on what scale and exactly where is it gonna be.

00:33:42.487 --> 00:33:45.731
I, if it could happen in Calumet Colorado, it could happen anywhere.

00:33:51.413 --> 00:33:53.547
I'm just saying Browser lost fucking connection for a second.

00:33:53.547 --> 00:33:56.446
What the browser lost connection for a second?

00:33:56.446 --> 00:33:57.229
Did you say browsers?

00:33:57.229 --> 00:34:01.951
No, I love browsers.

00:34:01.951 --> 00:34:05.125
There it goes again.

00:34:05.125 --> 00:34:07.566
It keeps on kicking us off.

00:34:07.566 --> 00:34:27.152
We're gonna have to, uh, increase the bandwidth at the studio, I think goddamn fucking usbs shit um well, six dollar usbs I couldn't tell by fucking again dude I'll leave some cash on the table on my way out.

00:34:28.634 --> 00:34:29.474
Thanks, All right.

00:34:29.474 --> 00:34:38.365
Last time you threw cash around the table popped up I know what happened.

00:34:39.420 --> 00:34:40.083
Keeps on booting us.

00:34:40.083 --> 00:34:44.782
Does it have anything to do with the show?

00:34:44.943 --> 00:34:45.967
or is it just black tape?

00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:47.226
Isn't all this shit brand new?

00:34:47.226 --> 00:34:48.282
What's with the black thing?

00:34:48.282 --> 00:34:49.789
Oh, because that's the broken ethernet.

00:34:49.789 --> 00:34:55.913
Oh, ah, sorry, all right, moving on.

00:34:55.913 --> 00:34:57.114
All right, we're good now.

00:34:57.114 --> 00:35:03.527
Okay, we're golden, all right, and we're frozen oh boy, oh yep, we froze.

00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:12.050
Wow, we were putting out some content 10,000 episodes.

00:35:12.050 --> 00:35:17.266
Hey, downloads 10,000 episodes.

00:35:17.326 --> 00:35:19.228
I was like what the fuck are we doing wrong?

00:35:19.228 --> 00:35:20.952
We haven't talked about that yet, right?

00:35:24.813 --> 00:35:26.311
No, I don't know if we're connected.

00:35:26.311 --> 00:35:26.878
No, we are, we're still live.

00:35:28.086 --> 00:35:28.429
There we go.

00:35:28.429 --> 00:35:29.860
Should we save that for later?

00:35:29.860 --> 00:35:31.425
No, actually, you know what.

00:35:31.425 --> 00:35:39.278
That's actually a good thing, because I see the stuff scrolling on the screen, if you guys are listening out there and you hear how desperate we are in our voices.

00:35:40.606 --> 00:35:46.280
Alright, we were three grown men preparing to cry in my mother's basement.

00:35:47.543 --> 00:35:48.789
I sleep in a drawer.

00:35:48.789 --> 00:35:52.487
We know the end is coming.

00:35:52.487 --> 00:35:57.869
So, listen, if you're out there and you're feeling a little frisky, whatever donate some money to us.

00:35:57.869 --> 00:35:58.231
Don't feel?

00:35:58.231 --> 00:35:58.992
You know, feel free.

00:35:58.992 --> 00:36:01.168
We want to get, we want to be a household name.

00:36:01.168 --> 00:36:03.306
Unfortunately, it's very hard work.

00:36:04.181 --> 00:36:08.132
Listen, motherfucker, we can't get people to like and share our shit, let's do that.

00:36:09.302 --> 00:36:13.833
So, anyways, if you want to do that, go to our website the take a deep show dot com.

00:36:13.833 --> 00:36:16.706
The take it deep show dot com.

00:36:16.706 --> 00:36:18.811
Go there, sign up to our email.

00:36:18.811 --> 00:36:21.166
Can't remember the last time I checked it.

00:36:21.166 --> 00:36:21.807
Anyways, it's OK.

00:36:22.240 --> 00:36:24.280
Follow us on Instagram and Twitter.

00:36:24.840 --> 00:36:32.847
It's like at TID I feel like I'm working in LeBron James' sneaker factory sometimes, sorry, too soon, no, no, no.

00:36:32.847 --> 00:36:37.692
We're good, we're good, but we have to give a shout out.

00:36:37.692 --> 00:36:41.715
We're going on almost four years.

00:36:41.715 --> 00:36:43.277
August will be four years.

00:36:43.277 --> 00:36:46.565
Yep, we started in 2020.

00:36:46.565 --> 00:36:47.657
And now that I think about it, if you add those numbers together after four years Yep, we started in 2020.

00:36:47.657 --> 00:36:51.784
Now that I think about it, if you add those numbers together after four years, I'm like that's really not.

00:36:51.784 --> 00:36:56.503
It's really not that impressive, not impressive, but Well, there's been some breaks.

00:36:56.565 --> 00:36:57.829
Yeah, of course.

00:36:58.541 --> 00:37:00.067
And I think that's the hardest part.

00:37:00.067 --> 00:37:04.425
That's why I love you guys to death, because we're still doing this.

00:37:04.425 --> 00:37:08.523
We still have a dream, we still have a goal.

00:37:08.523 --> 00:37:14.226
What's going to end up happening is one of us is going to end up killing each other yeah, and my money's on Kevin.

00:37:14.226 --> 00:37:16.724
Oh, I ain't dying.

00:37:16.724 --> 00:37:24.108
Or if he fat shames me one more time, he's getting smothered from a fat fucking belly with a pillow over his face.

00:37:24.108 --> 00:37:28.465
Can I just drink the bourbon and walk and you're going to fucking die from my underbelly.

00:37:28.507 --> 00:37:29.789
You'll never get past Gunner.

00:37:30.751 --> 00:37:32.994
He's fast Gunner's upstairs.

00:37:32.994 --> 00:37:41.090
I'm winded when I look at him, but we want to give a shout out to those who've been with us since, since day one.

00:37:42.532 --> 00:37:44.782
That would be Pat and I yeah.

00:37:48.119 --> 00:37:49.481
The loyalists.

00:37:49.481 --> 00:37:57.335
But we did reach 10,000 downloads recently through Buzzsprout and they gave us a nice little digital ribbon.

00:37:58.559 --> 00:37:59.204
A little fuck you email.

00:37:59.204 --> 00:38:00.213
Yeah, we got an award, we got a fucking.

00:38:00.213 --> 00:38:01.059
We're fucking telling you about it.

00:38:01.460 --> 00:38:03.085
Listen, I got a participation award.

00:38:03.085 --> 00:38:08.559
Oh, oh and Well we, Well, I mean, I'm sitting there looking at the ribbon oh, um, oh and we'll, we well, I mean.

00:38:08.559 --> 00:38:14.565
I'm looking at the, at the ribbon, I'm like it doesn't make me feel great, like should have been a nicer color.

00:38:14.565 --> 00:38:18.527
Yeah, give me like a free porn or something like something bright, you know.

00:38:18.527 --> 00:38:22.606
Yeah, something, give me a fucking little crystal.

00:38:22.606 --> 00:38:32.523
What are our stats on a good pod look like.

00:38:32.523 --> 00:38:33.065
Recently they've been fine.

00:38:33.065 --> 00:38:33.344
Yeah, we still.

00:38:33.344 --> 00:38:34.088
We still top five in most categories.

00:38:34.188 --> 00:38:36.456
It's the consistency thing, so the more you, you put out, the higher you go up, of course, um, it's just everything.

00:38:36.456 --> 00:38:37.739
We switched everything, so we're back outside the top 10.

00:38:37.739 --> 00:38:42.728
We gotta, we gotta, pull our way back and is that just like just their thing?

00:38:42.969 --> 00:38:59.411
yes, like not combined sort of stuff not well, while I showed you, if you look up the analytics of what our numbers look like through Buzzsprout Dude what happened to my phone.

00:39:01.001 --> 00:39:02.742
I think the internet's going crazy in this house.

00:39:02.762 --> 00:39:05.525
No, like everything, I'm signed out of everything.

00:39:05.567 --> 00:39:12.989
There's a lot of solar activity going on, so it could be like Just saying man, Listen, Mork From.

00:39:13.090 --> 00:39:15.273
Ork Nanu Nanu.

00:39:15.273 --> 00:39:18.686
That's probably my biggest fear.

00:39:18.686 --> 00:39:24.889
Is the world ending us being told last minute?

00:39:24.889 --> 00:39:28.253
But how Asteroid, Asteroid last minute.

00:39:28.253 --> 00:39:40.505
But how, like, how asteroid asteroid asteroid or unknown solar flare that's going to fucking hit us and burn us to death well, if we're going to go, there's no place.

00:39:40.525 --> 00:39:42.043
I'd rather be in a studio.

00:39:42.043 --> 00:39:42.706
I am yeah.

00:39:43.007 --> 00:39:44.554
I'm going to KY myself up.

00:39:44.554 --> 00:39:45.842
We could probably that.

00:39:46.063 --> 00:39:55.188
I'll burn quicker we could probably hide behind.

00:39:55.188 --> 00:39:56.068
Pat, let's have sex.

00:39:56.769 --> 00:39:57.570
Now with the fat guy.

00:39:57.570 --> 00:39:59.211
That was not an offer, I know.

00:39:59.211 --> 00:40:01.974
I know I'm sorry.

00:40:01.974 --> 00:40:11.407
Is this what you say to your son when, like, if I walk by, let the boy watch, watch the fat guy.

00:40:11.407 --> 00:40:16.268
We fat shamed him.

00:40:17.701 --> 00:40:19.307
I'm just happy it's off me for a change.

00:40:19.307 --> 00:40:20.965
He needs to know.

00:40:21.481 --> 00:40:22.423
He's got to watch.

00:40:22.423 --> 00:40:25.030
If he's going to float away or explode, all right.

00:40:25.050 --> 00:40:30.447
So asteroid or explode All right, so asteroid or solar flare yeah.

00:40:31.500 --> 00:40:39.032
That, or the shit that's going on with Yellowstone, where the lava is coming up, dude, if that happens.

00:40:39.032 --> 00:40:41.085
If that happens, it's the movie 2012.

00:40:42.028 --> 00:40:47.983
Yeah and sort of, but like we're not going to be able to fly away you know Yellowstone.

00:40:48.867 --> 00:40:50.411
How's that going to affect us over here?

00:40:51.119 --> 00:40:53.648
I'm sure we can find a Russian guy with a B-52 bomber.

00:40:53.648 --> 00:40:54.208
Honestly, bro.

00:40:54.489 --> 00:41:00.840
Yeah, like the size of that thing and the way the Earth rotates and weather patterns.

00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:07.757
Yeah, the explosion alone will put you into a nuclear winter We'll put you into a nuclear winter.

00:41:12.920 --> 00:41:15.443
Whatever happens, there is going to be here in a matter of a day and a half.

00:41:15.465 --> 00:41:16.525
You know you won't see the sun explodes.

00:41:16.666 --> 00:41:20.673
The safest place to be is probably like under my belly.

00:41:20.673 --> 00:41:25.224
Oh yeah, I was sued Hide under my belly.

00:41:25.224 --> 00:41:26.884
Yeah, Like that's really.

00:41:26.884 --> 00:41:27.224
Probably.

00:41:27.224 --> 00:41:34.266
The safest place is Mexico, the mountains of Mexico Now that I think about it.

00:41:34.306 --> 00:41:35.090
That's not so bad.

00:41:35.090 --> 00:41:40.045
The cartel, the ash and everything it's going to block out the sun.

00:41:41.605 --> 00:41:46.090
Just for the immediacy, that thing pops right.

00:41:46.090 --> 00:41:50.605
Think about the way the earth rotates and weather patterns yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:50.744 --> 00:41:59.811
Think about the first time you were with a squirter oh man, that was such a good time sorry sorry, like it's what club, was that at?

00:42:00.452 --> 00:42:07.552
it's gonna be like a my wife watches the show from like the, the ground zero point, like it's gonna.

00:42:07.552 --> 00:42:11.405
It's gonna go like a fucking triangle okay, but but what's gonna go?

00:42:11.405 --> 00:42:13.632
Ash and earth.

00:42:13.632 --> 00:42:28.076
And you know, like the, like nice, the ash is gonna kill you.

00:42:28.076 --> 00:42:32.289
It's not even the ash that you see, it's like the microscopic fiberglass.

00:42:33.648 --> 00:42:34.554
No plants will grow.

00:42:34.615 --> 00:42:35.260
No sunlight.

00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:36.905
You're not gonna be able to grow crops.

00:42:36.905 --> 00:42:42.449
Animals are gonna die Because they're not gonna be able to feed off of the plants.

00:42:44.206 --> 00:42:45.650
So we gotta eat everything fast.

00:42:45.650 --> 00:42:51.900
So take that Tongan Volcano that exploded underwater and like sent all that fucking water Into the atmosphere.

00:42:53.344 --> 00:42:55.885
The Caribbean version of alive, like.

00:42:55.965 --> 00:43:04.688
Take that and times it by Like a thousand, you know Like something that like blew up, like, maybe like the Pompeii.

00:43:07.327 --> 00:43:10.027
They said Yellowstone's a super volcano yeah, dude.

00:43:10.027 --> 00:43:13.286
And that if it erupts, it'll literally destroy the Earth.

00:43:13.561 --> 00:43:14.242
Like when?

00:43:14.242 --> 00:43:24.369
No, well, it's not going to destroy the Earth, like it's going to be a cataclysmic event for sure, but it's not going to just end life.

00:43:24.369 --> 00:43:33.586
Most of it Well, like it's happened before man, it's a repeat and life pressed on.

00:43:33.586 --> 00:43:36.266
That's the big question of what happened to the.

00:43:36.405 --> 00:43:45.614
Incas and those motherfuckers back in the day, Because there's a period of time when most of the population of the Earth disappeared.

00:43:45.614 --> 00:43:49.914
The dude that was on Rogan discovered that time period.

00:43:49.914 --> 00:43:51.141
There's a possible time period.

00:43:51.181 --> 00:43:53.570
I'm pretty sure that was smallpox and the Spaniards.

00:43:55.443 --> 00:43:56.907
So if this happens, is that what I have?

00:43:57.621 --> 00:43:59.487
It was those fucking white people again.

00:44:00.219 --> 00:44:06.349
So if this happens, and two very liberal-minded millennials survive.

00:44:06.349 --> 00:44:10.409
How long do you think the two guys are going to bang each other, trying to knock each other up?

00:44:11.505 --> 00:44:13.199
It's going to be like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

00:44:13.260 --> 00:44:15.909
I remember the last thing they said was we could have a baby.

00:44:19.623 --> 00:44:21.769
You want to try, we could try.

00:44:22.641 --> 00:44:23.902
They said it was possible.

00:44:23.902 --> 00:44:25.525
There's an emoji.

00:44:25.867 --> 00:44:26.807
There's an emoji.

00:44:29.552 --> 00:44:32.222
What emoji there's a pregnant dude emoji.

00:44:32.222 --> 00:44:34.407
Yeah, you haven't seen that.

00:44:34.407 --> 00:44:36.291
You want me to send it to you.

00:44:37.052 --> 00:44:37.233
No.

00:44:40.041 --> 00:44:41.266
Shut up, bitch.

00:44:44.621 --> 00:44:45.465
He's coming back.

00:44:45.465 --> 00:44:47.003
I thought we talked about this.

00:44:47.744 --> 00:44:59.661
Sorry, sorry, I sorry sorry, and you know I thought I got a night off.

00:44:59.661 --> 00:45:02.724
Man, like I don't know about that, not like the more and more that like shit's going on.

00:45:02.724 --> 00:45:02.945
It it's it.

00:45:02.945 --> 00:45:12.436
Oh my god, man, I 46 now and being younger as a kid and not having any care in the world whatsoever, what goes on.

00:45:12.579 --> 00:45:13.945
Well, ignorance is truly bliss.

00:45:15.041 --> 00:45:22.400
And now it's just like I'm afraid to step outside one day and just do you know?

00:45:22.420 --> 00:45:25.570
what's funny is we grew up in the height of the Cold War.

00:45:26.039 --> 00:45:27.349
And we had no idea, no fucking idea, other than the Cuban Missile Crisis.

00:45:27.349 --> 00:45:28.253
We grew up in the height of the Cold War and we had no idea, no fucking idea.

00:45:28.253 --> 00:45:37.851
Other than, like the Cuban Missile Crisis, which was maybe the height, height, but it was a thing yeah, I feel like there were two Cold Wars, like that Cold War and like what came after.

00:45:37.851 --> 00:45:39.001
Yes, the pre.

00:45:39.001 --> 00:45:41.322
I tear down the way.

00:45:41.443 --> 00:45:58.306
I see it is this, because of the whole flower situation is the same day we get invaded by aliens is when Yellowstone happens and they negate each other out, and that's when you're like, fuck, I just wanted to meet one of them.

00:46:00.141 --> 00:46:01.407
Maybe the aliens will save us.

00:46:02.661 --> 00:46:07.027
I fucking sure hope so and hopefully that alien is like that little dude from um.

00:46:07.027 --> 00:46:09.532
What was that movie back in the day with that?

00:46:12.724 --> 00:46:14.766
Howard the duck, howard, anyone.

00:46:14.786 --> 00:46:16.389
That duck Ice anyone?

00:46:16.489 --> 00:46:19.775
Uh, no, actually, yeah, um, here you go.

00:46:20.155 --> 00:46:21.284
Oh, you're going for glass too.

00:46:21.284 --> 00:46:23.045
This is a special night.

00:46:24.139 --> 00:46:25.686
So what was that movie?

00:46:25.686 --> 00:46:30.882
The dude, the kid that was flying like that silver, the silver spaceship.

00:46:30.882 --> 00:46:32.762
What was the name of that movie?

00:46:33.003 --> 00:46:34.226
Flight of the Navigator.

00:46:34.226 --> 00:46:40.289
Yes or Howard the Duck, howard the Duck, disney movie.

00:46:42.141 --> 00:46:42.722
So it's gay.

00:46:42.722 --> 00:46:44.367
I like Leah Thompson in that movie.

00:46:44.367 --> 00:46:45.610
She's in that.

00:46:45.610 --> 00:46:49.891
She was in Howard the Duck Piece of age.

00:46:51.682 --> 00:46:52.164
It's crazy.

00:46:52.164 --> 00:46:53.574
You see that movie.

00:46:53.574 --> 00:46:56.621
I was watching a short Back to the Future too.

00:46:57.141 --> 00:46:59.449
What about Leah Thompson?

00:46:59.449 --> 00:47:00.452
Sorry.

00:47:01.940 --> 00:47:02.422
Is that Marty's?

00:47:03.974 --> 00:47:04.860
His mom, his mom in high school.

00:47:04.860 --> 00:47:07.065
I'm sorry, all the right moves that's oh his mom, His mom in high school.

00:47:08.068 --> 00:47:08.449
I'm sorry.

00:47:08.449 --> 00:47:10.271
All the right moves, that's all I have to say.

00:47:10.271 --> 00:47:19.173
Yeah, one of the most underreported pause scenes in VCR history.

00:47:21.378 --> 00:47:21.559
Okay.

00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:22.585
Would that be?

00:47:22.585 --> 00:47:26.648
What about the?

00:47:30.099 --> 00:47:30.501
No, what about the no?

00:47:30.501 --> 00:47:32.186
We all know what the most Paul scene is.

00:47:32.387 --> 00:47:35.403
Yeah, jamie Lee, jamie Lee Curtis, basic With the vagina.

00:47:35.625 --> 00:47:40.909
No, no, children, don't you know You're porn?

00:47:40.909 --> 00:47:44.567
I I know Fast times at Ridgemont High.

00:47:45.952 --> 00:47:47.663
Oh, dude, it's definitely Fucking Sharon Stone With basic.

00:47:47.663 --> 00:47:48.206
Well, she's, she's top three.

00:47:48.206 --> 00:47:49.210
Oh gosh, she, I know fast times at Ridgemont high.

00:47:49.250 --> 00:47:51.219
Oh, dude, it's definitely fucking Sharon stone with basically well, she's taught she's top three.

00:47:51.219 --> 00:47:56.210
Oh gosh, she was so fast, all right, so.

00:47:56.311 --> 00:48:03.648
So like I know what you're talking about, Fast times at Ridgemont, high Number one.

00:48:03.699 --> 00:48:05.581
you're talking to Phoebe Cates coming out of the pool.

00:48:05.621 --> 00:48:09.507
Yes, of course Right, but that's topless dude Like we're talking snatch.

00:48:09.507 --> 00:48:13.891
We're talking snatch on VCR.

00:48:13.911 --> 00:48:15.273
Take it Right, you know.

00:48:18.239 --> 00:48:23.228
But you're talking, we're talking most paws First of all snatch bro.

00:48:23.228 --> 00:48:29.351
It's about snatch there's definitely more people living in the 90s than there were in the 80s.

00:48:29.440 --> 00:48:30.900
You're talking about 90s snatch.

00:48:30.900 --> 00:48:32.820
That shit was not fucking trimmed.

00:48:33.101 --> 00:48:33.905
Oh, yes, it was.

00:48:33.905 --> 00:48:36.039
That was the beginning of trimming.

00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:37.755
I disagree.

00:48:37.755 --> 00:48:42.690
They may have Took down the edges.

00:48:43.925 --> 00:48:45.351
It depends, they more treated it like a hedge.

00:48:45.318 --> 00:48:46.155
You could have the Jean Benet or you would have the Hitler.

00:48:46.155 --> 00:48:46.418
The edges it depends.

00:48:46.418 --> 00:48:47.307
Back then they more treated it like a hedge.

00:48:47.307 --> 00:48:47.534
That was not back then.

00:48:47.534 --> 00:48:50.376
You could have the Jean Benet or you would have the Hitler.

00:48:50.376 --> 00:48:52.807
You know, like 70s, it was like a willow tree.

00:48:52.807 --> 00:48:54.282
What the?

00:48:54.342 --> 00:48:55.889
fuck did you just say?

00:48:55.889 --> 00:49:00.949
I remember what Opie and Effie would say the Jean Benet or the Hitler.

00:49:01.340 --> 00:49:10.311
Jesus fucking Christ Could have said like landing strip, bro Grass, on a few blue balls, a few other terms, we could you know Fuck.

00:49:12.782 --> 00:49:13.909
They called it the Jean Benet.

00:49:13.909 --> 00:49:15.056
I'm just repeating what they said.

00:49:15.056 --> 00:49:15.380
Maybe it's you.

00:49:15.380 --> 00:49:19.266
I think you're right Now that I think about it.

00:49:19.266 --> 00:49:21.105
Give me another scotch.

00:49:21.105 --> 00:49:24.324
It is me, Kevin.

00:49:24.324 --> 00:49:25.483
Maybe we should have a.

00:49:25.483 --> 00:49:27.947
We got one of those reclining chairs.

00:49:29.081 --> 00:49:31.429
Dude, all you gotta do is pull the lever on the side.

00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:32.322
Don't pull the lever.

00:49:32.322 --> 00:49:33.143
You're going down.

00:49:34.467 --> 00:49:37.543
Oh yeah, nope nope, oh shit, he's taking everything away.

00:49:37.623 --> 00:49:38.327
Oh, we're good we're good.

00:49:39.101 --> 00:49:42.030
So, Doc, this is the way I've been feeling the past few days.

00:49:42.030 --> 00:49:44.965
I feel fat.

00:49:44.965 --> 00:49:51.266
I've been really fat shamed and I was wondering what I gotta do.

00:49:52.463 --> 00:49:54.978
This is my advice to you Drink heavily.

00:49:56.570 --> 00:49:57.719
He was gonna say balanced diet.

00:49:57.719 --> 00:49:59.047
I know exactly what he was gonna say.

00:50:00.309 --> 00:50:01.380
Maybe one less serving.

00:50:01.380 --> 00:50:02.706
I was gonna say listen.

00:50:04.063 --> 00:50:06.311
I mean, maybe if he didn't make mashed potatoes so often.

00:50:08.545 --> 00:50:09.706
Oh, so it's my fault.

00:50:09.706 --> 00:50:10.829
I mean, could you make broccoli?

00:50:10.829 --> 00:50:13.494
Once in a while listen Maybe if he didn't make mashed potatoes so often yeah, oh, so it's my fault.

00:50:13.494 --> 00:50:14.456
Could you make broccoli once in a while?

00:50:14.456 --> 00:50:15.599
Are you saying I gotta go keto?

00:50:16.219 --> 00:50:17.248
Does the household have to go keto?

00:50:17.248 --> 00:50:18.498
For you Come carne fucking diet.

00:50:18.498 --> 00:50:19.885
It's called a meat diet.

00:50:21.525 --> 00:50:23.786
This is a wide ranging conversation, by the way.

00:50:24.420 --> 00:50:29.585
Seriously, man, it's all surrounding my fatness 90s Fox JonBenet.

00:50:29.744 --> 00:50:31.047
Back to Pat Aliens.

00:50:31.047 --> 00:50:35.367
It's crazy you can't say Hitler on the air anymore.

00:50:35.367 --> 00:50:37.266
No, I was talking about the strip.

00:50:37.266 --> 00:50:38.967
I understand what you were talking about.

00:50:39.702 --> 00:50:41.047
But we don't want it misconstrued.

00:50:41.047 --> 00:50:41.842
Why don't?

00:50:41.862 --> 00:50:44.771
you call it the Charlie Chaplin bro what?

00:50:44.771 --> 00:50:47.023
Why don't you call it a charlie chaplin?

00:50:47.023 --> 00:50:52.911
You know, like can't we make that I see.

00:50:52.992 --> 00:50:54.434
I see where your argument is society.

00:50:54.434 --> 00:50:56.302
I see that, like I see where it is.

00:50:56.481 --> 00:50:57.826
Yeah, why don't we do that at chaplin?

00:50:57.826 --> 00:50:59.789
That's chaplin, or charlie?

00:50:59.789 --> 00:51:02.063
Call it charlie chas, or is that too?

00:51:02.103 --> 00:51:03.967
like the chas, gotta deflect.

00:51:03.967 --> 00:51:05.231
You don't want to make fun of the germans?

00:51:05.641 --> 00:51:08.246
yeah, can we call it the chaz Is Charlie to Vietnam.

00:51:08.246 --> 00:51:10.492
No, I'm all for that one.

00:51:10.492 --> 00:51:16.367
We don't want to offend right Like we're.

00:51:16.367 --> 00:51:17.710
Oh, that's offensive.

00:51:17.820 --> 00:51:20.282
We're trying not to offend right, this guy I used to work with.

00:51:20.282 --> 00:51:24.351
I used to tell him I was going to go buy a rice hat and chase him around the office with my paintball gun, around the office with my paintball gun.

00:51:24.351 --> 00:51:24.934
Is that wrong?

00:51:24.934 --> 00:51:26.637
Is that incorrect?

00:51:26.637 --> 00:51:29.166
Society doesn't like that.

00:51:34.565 --> 00:51:37.882
Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.

00:51:37.882 --> 00:51:40.445
I don't think there's anything breaking about this at all.

00:51:40.445 --> 00:51:43.523
No, it's from Rollingstonecom.

00:51:43.523 --> 00:51:47.313
It's real.

00:51:48.201 --> 00:51:48.822
Is it a real thing?

00:51:49.445 --> 00:51:54.007
No, okay, we were just voted the most racist podcast.

00:51:56.262 --> 00:51:56.827
Breaking news.

00:51:56.827 --> 00:51:59.764
That was actually on time, you should have let that play.

00:51:59.764 --> 00:52:00.708
Okay.

00:52:02.380 --> 00:52:03.471
We'll just edit around that.

00:52:03.471 --> 00:52:04.360
That's going to be the whole show.

00:52:04.481 --> 00:52:08.146
We do apologize if we're offending anybody, but whatever, we're just trying to have some fun.

00:52:10.074 --> 00:52:11.318
Really, we're apologizing now.

00:52:11.318 --> 00:52:11.780
That's what we do.

00:52:11.780 --> 00:52:12.824
I'm thinking about my fat belly.

00:52:12.824 --> 00:52:15.315
You got to move on.

00:52:15.315 --> 00:52:16.260
I'm really depressed over here.

00:52:16.260 --> 00:52:17.302
You got to move on.

00:52:17.302 --> 00:52:18.766
I'll have another you got to.

00:52:19.909 --> 00:52:20.911
That's the problem.

00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:25.927
Wow, wow yeah.

00:52:29.545 --> 00:52:32.333
Sorry, come from one drink, joe, over here.

00:52:32.333 --> 00:52:33.340
What?

00:52:35.306 --> 00:52:35.485
What are?

00:52:35.505 --> 00:52:36.188
you talking to?

00:52:36.188 --> 00:52:37.210
Does it make you aggravated?

00:52:37.210 --> 00:52:38.027
Did his fucking?

00:52:38.027 --> 00:52:40.552
His engine runs on fucking Bourbon and mashed potatoes.

00:52:40.552 --> 00:52:41.199
He doesn't gain a pound.

00:52:41.199 --> 00:52:42.585
I don't even think it works on that.

00:52:45.346 --> 00:52:52.364
I don't know, really know, what's going on behind the scenes, so I don't know if Miss Thunderson is, we're robots.

00:52:52.364 --> 00:52:54.351
Possibility Kev.

00:52:55.121 --> 00:52:57.927
Listen, if you keep making those fucking mashed potatoes, I won't give a shit.

00:53:01.001 --> 00:53:02.188
Yeah, let's do that.

00:53:02.188 --> 00:53:04.882
I need a fucking little whip sound.

00:53:04.882 --> 00:53:05.927
I don't have any whip sounds.

00:53:05.927 --> 00:53:07.103
You okay there, buddy?

00:53:07.103 --> 00:53:07.623
What's the matter?

00:53:07.804 --> 00:53:08.867
Knee just popped.

00:53:08.867 --> 00:53:10.048
Oh, I thought, you What'd you?

00:53:10.068 --> 00:53:10.650
do you were?

00:53:10.670 --> 00:53:11.853
sitting I moved.

00:53:11.853 --> 00:53:13.626
I moved Did you get bit again.

00:53:13.626 --> 00:53:20.753
You're sitting in a chair the whole time and you popped a knee, yeah.

00:53:23.701 --> 00:53:25.965
We're all about popping knees over here with some horny jazz.

00:53:25.965 --> 00:53:27.969
All right, why is it?

00:53:27.969 --> 00:53:28.789
Is it horny jazz?

00:53:28.789 --> 00:53:29.632
Is that how it's labeled?

00:53:29.632 --> 00:53:32.362
It says horn jazz, so I'm not wearing my glasses.

00:53:32.362 --> 00:53:34.867
Same, good enough.

00:53:34.989 --> 00:53:36.251
Trumpets Sousaphone.

00:53:36.773 --> 00:53:38.326
All right, so we need to decide.

00:53:38.326 --> 00:53:41.067
Okay, I think Billy's in for episode 100.

00:53:41.067 --> 00:53:42.590
Okay, all right.

00:53:42.590 --> 00:53:43.903
He sent me another text.

00:53:44.887 --> 00:53:45.891
All right, he sent me another text.

00:53:45.891 --> 00:53:48.043
Can you no longer hear?

00:53:48.063 --> 00:53:48.623
us From the looks of it.

00:53:48.623 --> 00:53:50.947
I don't think we're good, I don't think anybody's listening to us.

00:53:51.369 --> 00:53:55.820
My phone died so Merciful, solid, mercy, kill Solid.

00:54:01.780 --> 00:54:03.132
I could have made the show tonight if you gave me a heads up.

00:54:03.132 --> 00:54:03.960
I'm off next Friday, if you guys want.

00:54:03.960 --> 00:54:11.686
So he's trying to force himself in, but he can force himself in anywhere he wants to, he can take a deep cell block.

00:54:13.501 --> 00:54:16.748
Oh no, no, no, you can't say no, kevin's a cellmate.

00:54:19.954 --> 00:54:21.505
You know, I kicked the shit out of him, right?

00:54:21.780 --> 00:54:22.463
Oh, here we go.

00:54:22.463 --> 00:54:29.068
Can you explain this story, because it's the most ridiculous Actually, before that.

00:54:29.068 --> 00:54:30.492
Don't, don't explain it.

00:54:30.512 --> 00:54:31.092
Wait until he's here.

00:54:31.092 --> 00:54:33.447
You know what He'll tell it.

00:54:33.646 --> 00:54:35.885
I know he will he, and I have that story too.

00:54:35.885 --> 00:54:39.543
You know, Yep, it was a much different time.

00:54:39.543 --> 00:54:41.170
We got breaking news.

00:54:44.360 --> 00:54:45.626
Let me ask you a question, matty.

00:54:45.626 --> 00:54:47.840
Actually let me ask the listeners out there as well.

00:54:47.980 --> 00:54:50.809
I'm just saying last time that guy ever fucked with me.

00:54:50.809 --> 00:54:54.186
Well, that's not the breaking news, kev.

00:54:55.521 --> 00:54:57.967
You're popping Achilles tendon, getting out of that chair to fight him.

00:54:57.967 --> 00:54:58.228
Now.

00:54:58.228 --> 00:55:00.523
When is Give me a minute to warm up?

00:55:00.784 --> 00:55:09.592
Let me ask you a question when is the last time you woke up in the middle of the night and you decided I gotta go to the bathroom, oh Jesus Christ.

00:55:09.592 --> 00:55:13.449
And you pissed all over your dog's bed.

00:55:13.449 --> 00:55:18.831
Not only pissed all over it, did you guys hear that?

00:55:18.831 --> 00:55:29.639
Huh, not only pissed all over it, but the silent assassin went in to check to see how wet it was and if it smelled.

00:55:29.639 --> 00:55:31.668
That's not what happened at all.

00:55:31.668 --> 00:55:33.445
She said it to me.

00:55:33.445 --> 00:55:44.442
She said the egg crate stuff came back and caught her in the face you're jumping timelines, man the next day it was first of all.

00:55:44.481 --> 00:55:49.829
I'd be very concerned if I was pissing on a dog bed and the silent assassin showed up, because where the fuck am I at?

00:55:50.121 --> 00:55:51.907
He even knew what he was doing.

00:55:53.061 --> 00:55:55.369
When I was made aware of what I was doing.

00:55:55.559 --> 00:55:57.668
Perhaps, maybe you should start from the beginning.

00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:02.608
Perhaps you're like why stop midstream right?

00:56:02.820 --> 00:56:04.063
Perhaps you should tell the story.

00:56:04.063 --> 00:56:20.608
Okay, mr Rob's, so it's kind of funny it's a couple days ago, yeah, very, very recent um what were you doing during the day or evening um drinking?

00:56:20.909 --> 00:56:21.769
obviously no.

00:56:21.769 --> 00:56:22.271
No, I had a.

00:56:22.271 --> 00:56:24.541
I had a couple of drinks, but I wasn't like drunk.

00:56:24.541 --> 00:56:30.148
I was probably more high than drunk Gummy high, or I don't get gummy high.

00:56:30.389 --> 00:56:30.889
Oh, that's right.

00:56:30.929 --> 00:56:31.329
I forgot.

00:56:31.329 --> 00:56:32.510
You're impervious to that.

00:56:32.510 --> 00:56:35.215
Well, last gummy I had you might have, no.

00:56:38.039 --> 00:56:39.445
Actually after seeing what you look like, dude.

00:56:39.445 --> 00:56:43.840
That day I was smoking the fucking meat in the driveway Like what did I eat?

00:56:44.922 --> 00:56:50.351
I didn't feel those 15 gummies yeah, you're like oh, these taste good, they tasted great, but they taste.

00:56:50.351 --> 00:56:50.672
I didn't.

00:56:50.672 --> 00:56:51.414
I didn't feel anything.

00:56:51.456 --> 00:57:05.681
I think I got less filling anyway um, so um, yeah, uh, the middle of the night um got up take the leak, you know um is there.

00:57:05.762 --> 00:57:08.188
Is there a master bath attached to your bedroom?

00:57:08.188 --> 00:57:10.041
There is, yeah, okay, there is.

00:57:10.041 --> 00:57:10.280
Yeah.

00:57:10.280 --> 00:57:10.882
What part?

00:57:10.882 --> 00:57:12.326
What part of the room is that on?

00:57:12.326 --> 00:57:20.731
Is that on your side of the bed, or you like have to walk around the bed to to the bathroom, which happens to be on the assassin side?

00:57:21.059 --> 00:57:34.311
so if I were to get up out of bed, yeah, it would be on my side of the bed and I would walk that sounds so much easier, though, if it's on your side of the bed so it's a far walk.

00:57:34.311 --> 00:57:47.510
Um, we got like a, we got like a double sink, and then there's like a jacuzzi tub, and then like then, and then the piece you do like a walk-in closet, and then there's like a, then there's like the bathroom bathroom.

00:57:47.760 --> 00:57:56.483
What you explained sounds like six feet no no, no, it's not at the, at the Aubrey state, that's like four rooms.

00:57:58.469 --> 00:58:08.588
So if if you're thinking about it from the downstairs area, it's probably like the middle of the room with the piano in it that nobody goes in.

00:58:09.088 --> 00:58:09.568
What did where?

00:58:10.371 --> 00:58:12.275
The front door, the one that's.

00:58:12.416 --> 00:58:14.420
Okay, okay, the part that's Okay, okay, okay If you cut.

00:58:14.420 --> 00:58:16.748
The only time we use that is If you cut that room in half.

00:58:16.809 --> 00:58:18.978
Yeah, it looks like where the border's been crossed a few times.

00:58:19.239 --> 00:58:19.418
Right.

00:58:19.418 --> 00:58:27.264
So like front door to like, I would say like the refrigerator.

00:58:27.264 --> 00:58:30.315
It's a bit of a walk.

00:58:30.315 --> 00:58:33.775
Okay, you know it's good, so is it 15 steps?

00:58:34.257 --> 00:58:37.195
Is the room you know, is your room square no?

00:58:37.889 --> 00:58:53.184
no, no, no no, no, it's got a couple like corners and yeah, there's like the front bump out with the little fucking you know, polygon the Bellini boosters, sort of bathrooms on your side of the room.

00:58:53.184 --> 00:58:53.387
Yeah, yeah.

00:58:53.427 --> 00:58:55.076
Where's the dog bed located?

00:58:56.090 --> 00:59:02.262
It would be straight at a 90-degree angle away from where the direction of the bathroom would be.

00:59:03.152 --> 00:59:04.175
So where did you end up?

00:59:06.389 --> 00:59:07.817
Directly right of the TV.

00:59:08.791 --> 00:59:38.000
No, right in front of the TV that's mounted on the wall when the dog bed is underneath the TV a complete 90 degree angle away from where you should have been yeah, yeah and about 10 steps short no, so you did you okay here's a real question how far is it to the dog bed rather than to the toilet, did we?

00:59:38.019 --> 00:59:38.661
just cover that.

00:59:38.661 --> 00:59:50.612
No, it's really like the same distance Cause, like the, you know, like the, probably like the end of the bed to the wall is maybe, like I don't know, like three feet Did you did?

00:59:50.632 --> 00:59:54.855
you have to take like an electronic scooter or something from your bed to get to these places.

00:59:54.855 --> 00:59:57.900
It's a big fucking room, but I digress.

00:59:57.900 --> 00:59:58.371
Did you go?

00:59:58.371 --> 00:59:59.456
Austin Powers on us.

00:59:59.456 --> 01:00:04.902
So what happened when you got by the dog bed?

01:00:07.632 --> 01:00:12.753
I was woken up, that's the best way.

01:00:12.815 --> 01:00:19.610
I can put it that's the best way I can put it.

01:00:19.610 --> 01:00:20.293
Well, you were peeing so hard.

01:00:20.293 --> 01:00:21.315
No, no, no, no that you woke your wife up from a fuck.

01:00:21.335 --> 01:00:21.735
Don't say, don't.

01:00:21.755 --> 01:00:30.262
You say no, because she said she woke up because of the noise well, I'm just saying he made a big jump in the in the timeline of the story here not really.

01:00:30.302 --> 01:00:34.199
We were at the dog bed I'm beginning to conclusion like that.

01:00:34.458 --> 01:00:38.878
I'm not denying any facts here, I'm just saying like big jump, but yes.

01:00:40.349 --> 01:00:43.440
So just are you paying is a corner.

01:00:43.440 --> 01:00:46.298
How hard must he have been peeing to wake somebody up?

01:00:46.510 --> 01:00:48.036
I like a fire hose.

01:00:48.490 --> 01:00:54.440
So what had happened was that's how hard I pee when my belly releases a little bit.

01:00:54.610 --> 01:00:56.117
You know, like I thought I was in the bathroom.

01:00:56.117 --> 01:00:58.382
What do you want?

01:00:58.442 --> 01:01:02.170
man, it's so bright in here you didn't even reach to pick up the fucking toilet seat.

01:01:02.230 --> 01:01:04.777
I can't remember the last time the mirror was fucking talking.

01:01:04.777 --> 01:01:05.579
It was so bright.

01:01:05.579 --> 01:01:06.481
Oh, it's the TV.

01:01:07.210 --> 01:01:10.420
Mandatory thing in master bedroom is toilet seat is always up.

01:01:10.420 --> 01:01:13.596
That's how I run my household.

01:01:16.856 --> 01:01:18.206
So after your wife uses the toilet.

01:01:18.226 --> 01:01:18.590
I'm just kidding.

01:01:18.590 --> 01:01:29.135
I was going to say she has to put the toilet seat up, dude, you think if I was peeing on a dog bed?

01:01:29.135 --> 01:01:32.579
I'm concerned about the toilet seat at the toilet, no, not at all.

01:01:33.230 --> 01:01:34.195
That's when you turn and you're like I hope you fall in, if God.

01:01:34.195 --> 01:01:34.677
Hopefully that was the toilet seat at the toilet.

01:01:34.677 --> 01:01:34.744
Not at all.

01:01:34.744 --> 01:01:35.213
That's when you turn and you're like I hope you fall in.

01:01:36.152 --> 01:01:38.077
If God, hopefully that was the toilet.

01:01:38.077 --> 01:01:41.177
I mean, when I'm pissed I'm not even going to lie when I'm pissed at my wife.

01:01:41.289 --> 01:01:46.110
Sometimes I leave this seat up in hopes that she stumbles in half asleep and pops right in the toilet.

01:01:46.210 --> 01:01:48.713
Yeah, I hope the porcelain bruises you.

01:01:48.713 --> 01:01:52.101
I definitely do that Purposely.

01:01:56.730 --> 01:01:57.016
Oh, purposely.

01:01:57.016 --> 01:01:57.827
Oh yeah, fuck yeah dude, fuck yeah man.

01:01:57.827 --> 01:01:58.068
You know what?

01:01:57.974 --> 01:01:58.831
I'm gonna let you're like a little drip right there.

01:01:58.831 --> 01:02:00.987
I'm just gonna walk out so you're pissing like a fucking racehorse.

01:02:00.987 --> 01:02:08.737
Apparently it wakes your wife up pissing enough to wake a person you're pissing like sea biscuit, bro.

01:02:09.170 --> 01:02:10.456
You were pissing like sea biscuit.

01:02:10.751 --> 01:02:16.393
Thank god it was on the dog bed, because that would have been a fucking puddle were you peeing on any of?

01:02:16.413 --> 01:02:16.815
the dogs.

01:02:16.815 --> 01:02:19.036
I was just going to say this.

01:02:19.036 --> 01:02:40.005
There's still an investigation out as to if any dogs were R Kelly'd.

01:02:40.005 --> 01:02:41.726
Does that count as a storm out?

01:02:47.050 --> 01:02:52.719
Now, usually I don't do this, but uh go ahead and break them off with a little previews of the remix.

01:02:53.590 --> 01:03:03.878
Now, I'm not trying to be rude, but hey, pretty girl, I'm telling you, the way you do, the things you do, reminds me of my Alexis Cooper.

01:03:08.242 --> 01:03:10.284
Oh, my God yeah.

01:03:11.164 --> 01:03:15.896
Yeah, yes, yes, ladies and gentlemen, cps is involved.

01:03:17.530 --> 01:03:20.219
Fucking ASPCA was involved.

01:03:20.269 --> 01:03:22.639
I got someone coming to look at my fridge next week.

01:03:22.639 --> 01:03:24.496
I don't know what's going on.

01:03:25.971 --> 01:03:28.137
You want to get R Kelly by the ice maker.

01:03:29.240 --> 01:03:29.340
Oh.

01:03:34.853 --> 01:03:36.909
The only thing that would make that story better.

01:03:36.909 --> 01:03:41.115
Is if the urine went through the floor Into Pat's room.

01:03:41.115 --> 01:03:43.458
That's the only way it would make it better.

01:03:43.652 --> 01:03:49.054
No, I said to him Imagine I was downstairs here, because every now and again when the dog pisses I'm like Kevin.

01:03:49.054 --> 01:03:54.695
What the hell is that he freaks out thinking it's water and it's fucking Scout the behemoth Just letting loose.

01:03:54.715 --> 01:03:55.909
Yeah, there's a spot, the behemoth Just letting loose.

01:03:55.909 --> 01:04:05.063
Yeah, there's a spot in the floor that there's like I would have been like A perfect storm of like a gap in the flooring where there's like a seam in the plywood.

01:04:05.063 --> 01:04:06.396
Leave it to Scout to find it out?

01:04:06.436 --> 01:04:10.760
Yeah, and if his fire hose was going up like dude, this place is going to flood.

01:04:10.760 --> 01:04:12.396
Is that a spare?

01:04:12.690 --> 01:04:13.876
There's fucking urine everywhere.

01:04:16.170 --> 01:04:17.438
Seriously, the fly there's fucking urine everywhere.

01:04:17.228 --> 01:04:18.021
Seriously, there's an R Kelly gangbang going on upstairs right now.

01:04:18.021 --> 01:04:20.014
Are those dogs underage?

01:04:21.500 --> 01:04:23.376
I heard him say something about golden showers.

01:04:25.275 --> 01:04:27.355
Oh my god, yeah, I'm owning that shit.

01:04:27.355 --> 01:04:30.918
Changing Gunner's name from Gunner to Goldie.

01:04:30.958 --> 01:04:35.275
Goldie Hawn Enough dogs have pissed in my house Might as well be some of my piss.

01:04:35.275 --> 01:04:37.077
You're like, yeah, take this bitch.

01:04:40.284 --> 01:04:41.269
I can just see Scout.

01:04:41.952 --> 01:04:46.139
Many years ago at the fraternity house, we had a dog that wouldn't stop shitting in the house.

01:04:46.371 --> 01:04:50.097
Scout, probably would have been like that, just accepting it.

01:04:51.454 --> 01:04:52.197
She's such a whore.

01:04:52.612 --> 01:04:53.315
He loves me.

01:04:53.315 --> 01:04:58.164
She would have been like Salon Selectives commercial Dude that dog.

01:04:59.494 --> 01:05:03.074
That dog kills me Because every time she walks by she'd be like She'd give me a stare down.

01:05:03.074 --> 01:05:03.916
I'm like what the fuck?

01:05:03.916 --> 01:05:06.677
And she'd come over Fucking paw.

01:05:06.677 --> 01:05:12.001
Love me, you have been banged out 40,000 times by Gunner.

01:05:12.001 --> 01:05:15.436
Matter of fact, Gunner was Fucking your face last night.

01:05:15.436 --> 01:05:18.693
Get out of here and stop trying to lick my face, the only thing left here.

01:05:18.873 --> 01:05:20.056
You know you're taking this home.

01:05:20.659 --> 01:05:21.460
I'm attractive.

01:05:21.460 --> 01:05:26.590
Her fucking meat curtains are hanging down to the ground like a wizard's sleeve.

01:05:27.291 --> 01:05:28.675
It's like Pat at 2 am.

01:05:31.139 --> 01:05:31.800
Roast beef sandwich.

01:05:31.800 --> 01:05:34.505
Now I'm hungry, I could go for a roast beef sandwich.

01:05:34.505 --> 01:05:37.829
Now I'm hungry, I could go for a roast beef sandwich.

01:05:37.849 --> 01:05:42.141
I'm gonna accept this and maybe I'm going to Cameron's on the way home.

01:05:42.952 --> 01:05:44.157
I'm gonna blow myself up.

01:05:44.157 --> 01:05:48.693
Oh yeah, cameron, could you show us how to work the board before you do that?

01:05:48.693 --> 01:05:55.670
Nope, and matter of fact, matty, I can't show you how to use the board because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

01:05:55.670 --> 01:05:58.077
I think we haven't we've figured this out.

01:05:58.077 --> 01:06:00.101
I have no clue what's going on.

01:06:00.101 --> 01:06:02.472
I'm like, oh, look at that red button.

01:06:02.472 --> 01:06:05.239
That's it.

01:06:05.239 --> 01:06:07.943
You know, it's not that hard.

01:06:07.943 --> 01:06:19.876
What is hard is, besides, my gut Thunder's pee-pee is you know what I've been dying to say all night?

01:06:19.876 --> 01:06:20.177
What?

01:06:21.369 --> 01:06:24.782
Fat guy in a little coat.

01:06:24.782 --> 01:06:33.300
I'm sorry, dude, I'm sorry.

01:06:37.769 --> 01:06:38.130
I don't even know.

01:06:38.130 --> 01:06:42.309
I don't even have sound effects for that shit.

01:06:43.844 --> 01:06:49.673
You're right, kevin oh, you brought the fuck jar sound back yeah, you're right.

01:06:50.096 --> 01:06:50.458
You're right.

01:06:50.458 --> 01:06:55.818
I'm sorry, I'm fat and I accept it.

01:06:55.818 --> 01:06:58.855
At least I don't have a dicky-do.

01:06:58.855 --> 01:07:00.159
That's all that matters to me.

01:07:00.159 --> 01:07:00.541
What's that?

01:07:00.541 --> 01:07:03.496
Your belly goes further out than your dicky-do.

01:07:03.496 --> 01:07:07.898
Ooh, as long as I don't have a dicky-do, I'm good.

01:07:07.898 --> 01:07:13.536
Sometimes it's a little difficult to lean up at night like I'm doing.

01:07:13.536 --> 01:07:18.715
Stop Sit ups, it hurts Jesus Christ and I've got a cramp in my side.

01:07:18.809 --> 01:07:20.771
Can we start talking about the aliens again and all?

01:07:20.791 --> 01:07:23.659
I'm doing is I'm turning three degrees what the fuck?

01:07:23.659 --> 01:07:25.175
And I'm all in cramps.

01:07:25.175 --> 01:07:27.858
Kevin, I'm going to start doing ab crunches, let's go.

01:07:28.269 --> 01:07:32.103
Three degrees port yeah.

01:07:32.103 --> 01:07:42.115
Maybe start start walking around the neighborhood.

01:07:42.155 --> 01:07:45.438
You know that's what I do Walk around the neighborhood.

01:07:45.438 --> 01:07:46.380
Who's the fat guy?

01:07:47.021 --> 01:07:47.922
Take Gunner for a walk.

01:07:48.141 --> 01:07:49.563
Who's the fat pedophile?

01:07:49.563 --> 01:07:50.844
Which house does that guy live?

01:07:50.943 --> 01:07:51.105
in.

01:07:51.105 --> 01:07:57.295
Seriously, you look like John Wayne Gacy Fat.

01:07:57.295 --> 01:07:57.835
Who's a fat?

01:07:57.916 --> 01:07:58.277
clown.

01:07:58.277 --> 01:07:59.599
It's a fat Ted Bundy.

01:08:00.019 --> 01:08:01.943
Seriously, it's the fat queen fan.

01:08:01.943 --> 01:08:05.855
He's got 16 chins.

01:08:05.855 --> 01:08:08.121
He thought the camera made him look fat.

01:08:08.121 --> 01:08:11.902
Look at him in real life.

01:08:12.869 --> 01:08:13.911
It's like Stay Puft Marshmallow man.

01:08:13.911 --> 01:08:16.115
It starting to get this starting Just more and more depressed.

01:08:16.115 --> 01:08:18.461
It's OK, starting to get uncomfortable, yeah.

01:08:19.903 --> 01:08:20.524
I need to eat.

01:08:20.524 --> 01:08:23.716
I got to eat my feeling.

01:08:25.990 --> 01:08:27.537
It's a pasta to make myself feel better.

01:08:28.591 --> 01:08:30.198
I'm going to go out and get a pint of ice cream.

01:08:31.412 --> 01:08:32.355
I need cream cheese.

01:08:33.990 --> 01:08:35.595
Well, it doesn't help that I eat fucking.

01:08:35.595 --> 01:08:41.012
I hardly eat, but when I eat, it's fucking macaroni and cheese.

01:08:41.012 --> 01:08:44.920
A lot of mac and cheese.

01:08:46.743 --> 01:08:51.516
Every now and again, some cold cuts and then what do you put the ham in the mac and cheese.

01:08:51.516 --> 01:08:53.301
No, that's a good idea.

01:08:53.921 --> 01:08:54.724
That is a good.

01:08:54.724 --> 01:08:55.114
You know what?

01:08:55.114 --> 01:08:55.380
I got?

01:08:55.380 --> 01:08:56.311
A couple of boxes upstairs.

01:08:56.311 --> 01:08:57.377
I still got some ham left.

01:08:57.729 --> 01:09:00.680
You should wrap that shit in the ham like a rollatini.

01:09:02.331 --> 01:09:09.122
I might even grill the ham for a second, for a second Wrap the mac and cheese in the ham like a rollatini.

01:09:09.141 --> 01:09:14.958
Yeah, but then you gotta, you gotta kind of cook yeah you gotta cook, gotta cook, throw some cheese on it.

01:09:14.958 --> 01:09:17.140
I'm ready to die from my heart exploding.

01:09:17.140 --> 01:09:18.766
Let's go, maybe some bacon.

01:09:19.048 --> 01:09:20.255
Yeah, some lard.

01:09:20.255 --> 01:09:21.538
I'm so hungry right now.

01:09:21.538 --> 01:09:22.323
What do you got upstairs?

01:09:22.465 --> 01:09:32.210
Seriously, and it's hard to be skinny when I'm at the Thunderson's Well Cause, when, mr Thunderson, the Thunderson's are both skinny.

01:09:32.210 --> 01:09:35.585
Let me tell you something about Mr Thunderson cooks the Thundersons are both skinny Let me tell you something about Mr Thunderson's cooking.

01:09:35.604 --> 01:09:39.738
And Thunderson's daughter is also skinny and she fucking eats carbs like a motherfucker.

01:09:39.738 --> 01:09:41.372
Obi-wan's pretty skinny too.

01:09:41.372 --> 01:09:43.157
Obi-wan is skinny, I don't bring him up, though.

01:09:43.898 --> 01:09:45.180
He's like transparent.

01:09:45.180 --> 01:09:46.264
It's like a twig.

01:09:46.264 --> 01:09:47.895
It's almost like the movie Cocoon.

01:09:47.895 --> 01:09:49.511
That's why he wears the cloak.

01:09:49.511 --> 01:09:51.796
I thought he was a wizard.

01:09:51.796 --> 01:09:58.238
I'm like, wow, you show up Real wizardry, sketchy, more like it.

01:09:58.238 --> 01:10:01.515
And what was it the other night?

01:10:01.515 --> 01:10:04.197
Oh no, he's sitting at the table.

01:10:04.197 --> 01:10:10.779
I'm watching tv and I hear it's like he was putting stuff on the plate and I just text Kevin, I'm like frozen french fries.

01:10:13.122 --> 01:10:17.970
You just want him to run downstairs and lose his shit, he was microwaving something.

01:10:18.069 --> 01:10:28.615
Yeah, and you said it was a pizza bite, like french fries pizza rolls pizza rolls you don't microwave pizza which are also horrible it's it's acceptable.

01:10:28.775 --> 01:10:32.161
no, sorry, it's it's more acceptable than French fries.

01:10:32.161 --> 01:10:35.204
I think I'm very it is.

01:10:36.172 --> 01:10:37.717
I'm all about texture.

01:10:37.819 --> 01:10:45.012
Maddie, let me ask you a question Are you microwaving it or are you going to suck it up for 15 minutes?

01:10:45.054 --> 01:10:46.257
I'm not saying what you're doing.

01:10:46.257 --> 01:10:50.569
I'm saying it's more acceptable to microwave the pizza rolls.

01:10:50.649 --> 01:10:52.998
Is it 2 am after a bottle of bourbon?

01:10:53.130 --> 01:10:54.997
No, it's like 11.

01:10:56.211 --> 01:10:57.033
At 11 o'clock at night.

01:10:57.033 --> 01:11:04.854
I'm probably throwing them in the microwave, right yeah, like lunchtime-ish Lunchtime is, I'd probably throw them in the oven, don't get me wrong man 400 degrees.

01:11:04.854 --> 01:11:06.916
I am Air fryer 6 minutes.

01:11:07.411 --> 01:11:11.832
I am always ready to get on it Actually 5 minutes in the air fryer.

01:11:11.832 --> 01:11:15.716
Air fryer, 400 degrees, boom, Crispy as hell.

01:11:15.716 --> 01:11:17.296
It's still molten.

01:11:17.296 --> 01:11:21.421
And you know when you're so hungry, you want one of those pizza rolls and you're like, yeah, I'm going to eat it.

01:11:21.421 --> 01:11:31.072
And you burn your whole face, fucking root for your mouth and you ruin the week, but you feel great afterwards, that's a few day at least, right?

01:11:31.091 --> 01:11:36.342
So there's a thing for your food truck Pizza bites With a special sauce.

01:11:36.342 --> 01:11:43.581
Jack sauce, miehoffer, I got that cream sauce for you.

01:11:43.581 --> 01:11:48.859
You know you do what's a good thing that goes with a pizza bite.

01:11:48.859 --> 01:11:49.913
What can?

01:11:49.934 --> 01:11:51.137
you go with Other than marinara?

01:11:51.137 --> 01:11:53.182
Nah, it's too.

01:11:54.032 --> 01:12:01.439
It's too heart burning hard everything that went with it be in the bite itself pretty much like you're not like, don't?

01:12:01.460 --> 01:12:01.940
you want a?

01:12:01.961 --> 01:12:02.703
little pizza bite.

01:12:02.703 --> 01:12:11.417
You ever have a fried ravioli when you dip a fried ravioli in kevin you, you red sauce first of all, I don't know if you notice this gut, but it takes work.

01:12:12.179 --> 01:12:18.622
And if I had pizza don't fucking talk to me like that Wow, this escalated quickly.

01:12:18.622 --> 01:12:25.418
I would get pizza bites and mix up ketchup, mayonnaise, hot sauce, pepper and garlic powder.

01:12:25.418 --> 01:12:35.940
Ketchup, mayonnaise, hot sauce, the green chilies, salsa Verde no, what's the Fuck?

01:12:35.940 --> 01:12:38.595
How come I can't remember the hot sauce Sashios?

01:12:39.810 --> 01:12:41.036
Chula Smurgles.

01:12:41.036 --> 01:12:44.152
What else is fucking green man Like what the fuck is green it's.

01:12:44.212 --> 01:12:52.735
I know what you're talking about the green hot sauce, but it's also like a regular hot sauce, but they have the green pepper hot sauce Right.

01:12:52.756 --> 01:12:56.555
So where the fuck do you think the ketchup and mayonnaise mixed with anything?

01:12:56.795 --> 01:12:57.655
on a pizza roll.

01:12:57.655 --> 01:13:00.260
I'm telling you right now, no, you would be at.

01:13:00.260 --> 01:13:00.940
No.

01:13:00.940 --> 01:13:03.685
I'm telling you right now no, okay, nope, okay.

01:13:03.984 --> 01:13:07.453
Nope A cheese pizza roll Shaking my head too.

01:13:07.493 --> 01:13:09.713
Dude, I don't care what you're saying there.

01:13:09.713 --> 01:13:12.020
Emeril, roll you should.

01:13:13.971 --> 01:13:15.250
There's a reason I got this?

01:13:15.250 --> 01:13:20.368
Yeah, because you're eating fucking pizza rolls with mayonnaise.

01:13:21.198 --> 01:13:24.298
You'd be very surprised how good it tastes late at night.

01:13:24.298 --> 01:13:31.300
Don't fucking doubt me and my utter obesity.

01:13:31.300 --> 01:13:34.877
Okay, I might as well get vaccinated.

01:13:34.877 --> 01:13:39.101
I have underlying effects.

01:13:39.101 --> 01:13:40.471
We're done, that's it.

01:13:40.471 --> 01:13:44.641
I've been fat shamed all night.

01:13:46.590 --> 01:13:47.092
You fat shamed yourself.

01:13:47.092 --> 01:13:49.569
I'm going to fucking fat shame my dick on your face.

01:13:49.729 --> 01:13:51.015
You fat shamed yourself.

01:13:51.015 --> 01:13:54.917
No, kevin, this all started a week ago.

01:13:57.514 --> 01:13:58.157
It was a long.

01:13:58.157 --> 01:14:03.074
Oh, this happened in a week Dark cold night, that's all that took was a week.

01:14:04.920 --> 01:14:08.753
Wow, how long have we been fucking talking to each other?

01:14:08.753 --> 01:14:09.618
An hour and 15.

01:14:09.618 --> 01:14:11.412
Because nobody's fucking watched us at all.

01:14:11.412 --> 01:14:12.475
So what, that's fine.

01:14:12.475 --> 01:14:12.975
See, you know what you?

01:14:13.036 --> 01:14:13.837
need more of Dedication.

01:14:13.837 --> 01:14:16.542
Nobody's fucking watched us at all, so what, that's fine, that's fine For some.

01:14:16.542 --> 01:14:21.475
See this you know what you need more of Dedication, that's a good word.

01:14:21.475 --> 01:14:22.979
You got any mayonnaise upstairs?

01:14:22.979 --> 01:14:24.922
Yeah, I'll eat it right off his fucking spoon.

01:14:24.922 --> 01:14:33.155
Let's go Some hot pepper Pizza bites A little flavor A little zing.

01:14:33.176 --> 01:14:34.653
Actually no, no, dude, no flavor zing.

01:14:34.653 --> 01:14:35.095
Uh, actually.

01:14:35.095 --> 01:14:35.377
No, no, dude.

01:14:35.377 --> 01:14:35.838
No joke, some cayenne.

01:14:35.838 --> 01:14:37.528
My dad uh used to make the.

01:14:37.528 --> 01:14:38.470
You ever have spadini?

01:14:38.470 --> 01:14:40.536
Yes, you know what spadini is.

01:14:40.536 --> 01:14:43.023
Yes, it's like the ground round it's rolled up right in.

01:14:43.023 --> 01:14:46.199
He made those the other night.

01:14:46.199 --> 01:14:47.403
I haven't had that in years.

01:14:47.403 --> 01:14:48.065
Oh wow.

01:14:48.065 --> 01:14:49.489
He's like oh, I got no leftovers.

01:14:49.489 --> 01:14:52.435
I'm like why are you sending photos of that if there's none left?

01:14:52.435 --> 01:14:55.101
I don't want to see that that's in your belly.

01:14:55.101 --> 01:14:58.591
I want something that I can shove down my throat.

01:14:58.591 --> 01:15:00.190
You ever ask Bidini?

01:15:00.190 --> 01:15:02.359
I thought you were talking about cock.

01:15:02.359 --> 01:15:17.153
It's like my father would get a ground rum and pound it down like real thin bread it and then stick a toothpick through it and then bake it, and it came out like this crispy fucking piece of meat.

01:15:17.153 --> 01:15:18.157
It was awesome.

01:15:18.157 --> 01:15:24.823
And mayonnaise and ketchup, I guess yeah.

01:15:25.511 --> 01:15:27.278
Mayonnaise and ketchup on ground beef is okay.

01:15:27.751 --> 01:15:30.180
Now I see why I'm really fat, because I have a lot of mayonnaise and ketchup.

01:15:30.180 --> 01:15:33.317
You're making me hungry for the Whopper.

01:15:33.489 --> 01:15:35.730
Well, I mean that Mike's mayo is.

01:15:35.730 --> 01:15:40.092
You know, maybe next time it'll be salt and pepper Right or some turkey.

01:15:40.836 --> 01:15:44.073
Have you, by the way, tried Jersey Mike's yet how about you have a piece of turkey and a piece of lettuce?

01:15:44.073 --> 01:15:44.595
How about that?

01:15:44.595 --> 01:15:45.993
Have you tried Jersey Mike's yet?

01:15:46.234 --> 01:15:48.150
No, you know what?

01:15:48.150 --> 01:15:49.393
I'm not going to try them anymore.

01:15:49.412 --> 01:15:50.454
You know what?

01:15:50.454 --> 01:15:53.300
Well, you don't have to get mayo on it, you can get it in Mike's way.

01:15:53.300 --> 01:15:55.743
Doyle and Bennett say it asshole.

01:15:57.770 --> 01:15:58.698
We don't want you to try it anymore.

01:15:58.698 --> 01:16:06.855
After we heard your stories about fucking ketchup and mayonnaise, you're disqualified.

01:16:07.850 --> 01:16:10.417
You put mayonnaise on a hot dog Hell.

01:16:10.417 --> 01:16:11.681
No, I'm just checking.

01:16:11.681 --> 01:16:14.838
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to fucking offend you.

01:16:19.489 --> 01:16:22.618
You've got to understand, though, when you're mixing mayo and ketchup, it's just, it's fucking ghetto French dressing.

01:16:22.618 --> 01:16:23.078
So time out, that's all.

01:16:23.078 --> 01:16:25.304
It is Not with our derelish.

01:16:25.323 --> 01:16:25.805
That's Russian.

01:16:25.805 --> 01:16:26.648
That was an island.

01:16:26.648 --> 01:16:29.472
I've never had mayo on a hot dog.

01:16:29.472 --> 01:16:35.740
But now I'm curious, you know like, have you ever had it on it?

01:16:35.740 --> 01:16:36.943
No, have you?

01:16:38.423 --> 01:16:39.845
you have, can't you tell?

01:16:41.934 --> 01:16:44.097
oh, it's shifting thoughts, are it's?

01:16:44.217 --> 01:16:45.761
my cholesterol's through the roof.

01:16:45.761 --> 01:16:53.480
Four degrees to the right like thoughts sites are on maddie now like I almost feel like it could be.

01:16:53.480 --> 01:16:55.503
See, I like this because of the boom arms.

01:16:55.564 --> 01:16:59.677
Now we can turn, or it could be not bad right.

01:17:00.171 --> 01:17:00.533
You know what?

01:17:00.533 --> 01:17:02.654
It's the hot dog flavor.

01:17:03.832 --> 01:17:05.779
I need to know what he's going to say right now.

01:17:05.930 --> 01:17:06.854
I'm thinking of the hot dog flavor.

01:17:06.873 --> 01:17:08.338
I don't know what you're going to write home about.

01:17:08.850 --> 01:17:11.113
But it's the hot dog flavor.

01:17:11.314 --> 01:17:14.039
I get a hankering for a hot dog with mustard and onions.

01:17:14.039 --> 01:17:16.944
I don't get a hankering for a hot dog with mayonnaise.

01:17:16.944 --> 01:17:17.766
Yeah, that's like.

01:17:19.229 --> 01:17:20.395
Okay, I didn't even want to tell you what.

01:17:20.395 --> 01:17:21.100
That is All right.

01:17:21.987 --> 01:17:24.779
I mean really, my thinking is this A hot dog's like bologna.

01:17:24.779 --> 01:17:26.274
You want a dirty dog.

01:17:26.730 --> 01:17:43.170
The only reason why I ask is because in Avengers Endgame, tell me, tony, the very beginning, beginning like the Hawkeye kids family scene oh, yeah, yeah on a hot dog just like piqued my interest is all.

01:17:43.411 --> 01:17:45.057
I just, I don't know it's the.

01:17:45.057 --> 01:17:50.414
I'm just thinking like a hot hot dog with hot mayo on.

01:17:50.475 --> 01:17:54.877
It just doesn't sound right but I've had hot things with mayo on it.

01:17:54.898 --> 01:17:59.073
Yeah, but a hot ham sandwich with mayo on it just doesn't sound right, but I've had hot things with mayo on it, yeah, but you have a hot ham sandwich with mayo on it?

01:17:59.092 --> 01:17:59.554
yeah, that's.

01:17:59.554 --> 01:18:05.936
That's totally different, it's just the taste, yeah, you know, you know the taste of the do that I never.

01:18:06.197 --> 01:18:06.958
Never understood that.

01:18:06.958 --> 01:18:08.250
But yeah, people I've had it.

01:18:08.371 --> 01:18:15.679
It's not you don't, you don't notice it you know it's right, it's like it's good you don't notice it right the taste of the hot dog, which is all the lips and assholes that are left over.

01:18:16.159 --> 01:18:17.002
We're the hot dog.

01:18:17.002 --> 01:18:18.372
We just call it the hot dog.

01:18:18.372 --> 01:18:22.358
Lips and assholes, you know Great outdoors, bro, we're the hot dog.

01:18:23.439 --> 01:18:26.864
You know, old 96er, the fucking man.

01:18:27.529 --> 01:18:29.793
I still love hot dogs, always going to love them.

01:18:29.793 --> 01:18:31.917
Yes, yes, absolutely.

01:18:32.838 --> 01:18:35.663
Have you been to the new place when All Time Hot Dogs?

01:18:35.663 --> 01:18:37.171
Where is this?

01:18:37.171 --> 01:18:41.042
It's in the CVS Plaza in Carmel Cross and Putnam Plaza.

01:18:41.042 --> 01:18:44.384
The guy used to have the hot dog truck on T11.

01:18:44.404 --> 01:18:45.472
Oh yeah, I saw that on.

01:18:45.493 --> 01:18:46.034
Facebook.

01:18:46.034 --> 01:18:47.359
Yeah, how is that?

01:18:47.359 --> 01:18:49.515
It is pretty good Now see.

01:18:50.198 --> 01:18:54.779
Cross and Putnam, yeah, where the old Pagoda Kitchen, where KFC is Like by.

01:18:55.039 --> 01:18:55.501
Sal's.

01:18:57.470 --> 01:18:58.952
Yes, a food truck.

01:18:58.952 --> 01:19:00.813
No, no, it's a hot dog.

01:19:00.813 --> 01:19:02.634
He got it rented a storefront.

01:19:02.634 --> 01:19:04.154
Oh, brick and mortar, yeah.

01:19:04.154 --> 01:19:11.159
Instead of doing dirty water because he got thrown out of the place by 311, because this fucking town sucks, he decided the parking ride, yeah.

01:19:11.579 --> 01:19:13.440
He decided to do glory hole dogs.

01:19:13.541 --> 01:19:14.942
No, no, no, he used to be out.

01:19:14.942 --> 01:19:16.082
You know what they do.

01:19:16.082 --> 01:19:18.623
They sell the honey, sometimes 312.

01:19:18.645 --> 01:19:19.925
311, 312.

01:19:19.925 --> 01:19:20.605
312.

01:19:20.605 --> 01:19:21.867
What a big difference, bro.

01:19:22.247 --> 01:19:22.886
Glass building.

01:19:23.268 --> 01:19:26.555
I'm just saying dude big difference.

01:19:26.576 --> 01:19:27.407
Yeah, your fucking directions are horrible.

01:19:27.407 --> 01:19:28.231
Eat shit, gotcha.

01:19:28.252 --> 01:19:28.954
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:29.115 --> 01:19:30.635
Okay, north and south.

01:19:30.635 --> 01:19:32.297
Okay yeah, really yeah.

01:19:32.297 --> 01:19:34.529
Okay yeah, really yeah, okay.

01:19:34.529 --> 01:19:39.560
I was actually Dying to go today For a couple of dogs I couldn't get out, but you ever go to Wandering Dave.

01:19:40.082 --> 01:19:42.408
Yes, I thought you were Going to say Wandering dicks.

01:19:42.408 --> 01:19:43.350
I was like what?

01:19:43.810 --> 01:19:50.340
Those guys used to, because you're Where's Wandering, dave Gay, those guys used to Drive a dually.

01:19:50.340 --> 01:19:51.913
They used to work At Clock Tower Grill.

01:19:51.913 --> 01:20:00.551
Uh, dooley, they used to work at clock tower grill and uh, yeah, yeah, um kind of fucking stole Some recipes and shit and open his own Fucking thing.

01:20:00.551 --> 01:20:05.920
Yeah well, yeah, I like rich and cassie dave could suck my dick.

01:20:05.920 --> 01:20:08.025
You heard it here.

01:20:08.067 --> 01:20:08.489
First people.

01:20:08.489 --> 01:20:14.832
Sorry, I think that's what we need.

01:20:14.832 --> 01:20:28.739
True, we need a good fucking hamburger place, like a burger place Red Rooster, something new, something new, something different.

01:20:28.881 --> 01:20:31.096
Do you want me to go burger place instead of food truck?

01:20:31.096 --> 01:20:35.596
Well see, would that be easier?

01:20:35.596 --> 01:20:38.170
Yeah, Of course it would.

01:20:38.170 --> 01:20:39.536
You have one menu item.

01:20:39.536 --> 01:20:43.936
Yeah, like 47 burgers you would have to do different kinds of burgers?

01:20:43.936 --> 01:20:49.380
Yeah, but you have one source ingredient.

01:20:49.380 --> 01:20:50.390
It's a big difference.

01:20:50.411 --> 01:20:53.961
The forecast is rain, burger Wow.

01:20:55.091 --> 01:20:57.817
What would be on a rain burger, aside from the jack sauce?

01:20:59.112 --> 01:21:12.555
The polyurethane that was put on that table yesterday Just waiting for it to dry those old onions that they used to put in, like fucking the medallion onions, like a cream sauce.

01:21:14.811 --> 01:21:18.820
The pearl onions Like pickled the pearl onions Like pickled pearled onions.

01:21:18.841 --> 01:21:19.363
There you go.

01:21:19.363 --> 01:21:20.796
That's it right there.

01:21:21.019 --> 01:21:21.802
On a burger.

01:21:21.802 --> 01:21:23.931
You'd have to have a fatty Farben burger.

01:21:23.931 --> 01:21:24.474
Yeah.

01:21:24.875 --> 01:21:25.676
So you know what?

01:21:25.676 --> 01:21:26.679
No, I ain't making that.

01:21:28.162 --> 01:21:29.694
That's why your coat don't fit.

01:21:30.912 --> 01:21:32.016
I'm not gonna eat that.

01:21:32.016 --> 01:21:34.676
Give me a blooming onion burger.

01:21:34.676 --> 01:21:37.932
That's why you're.

01:21:37.953 --> 01:21:41.783
Koto, why can't you just fry a fucking onion and put it on a burger?

01:21:41.783 --> 01:21:43.360
You got to talk about his culture.

01:21:43.360 --> 01:21:43.908
I just want an onion ring.

01:21:43.908 --> 01:21:47.680
I mean, jesus Christ man, with some ketchup, that's not right.

01:21:47.930 --> 01:21:49.155
How about a veggie steak bro?

01:21:54.170 --> 01:21:56.037
Perhaps, maybe you should eat an impossible burger.

01:21:59.018 --> 01:22:00.282
Maybe give it a try.

01:22:00.282 --> 01:22:01.454
You ever hear of broccoli.

01:22:05.313 --> 01:22:07.680
Maybe the next time you make fucking ribs or something.

01:22:07.701 --> 01:22:11.279
Matter of fact, the only way you're going to be able to live.

01:22:11.279 --> 01:22:15.215
You become vegan Because you're going to explode.

01:22:15.215 --> 01:22:15.935
Able to live.

01:22:15.935 --> 01:22:18.581
You become vegan because you're going to explode.

01:22:18.581 --> 01:22:19.141
I'm dead.

01:22:19.141 --> 01:22:19.904
Fuck that dude.

01:22:19.904 --> 01:22:20.980
I enjoy my body.

01:22:20.980 --> 01:22:24.692
It's my fucking playland, my motherland, whatever you want to call it.

01:22:24.692 --> 01:22:26.578
I'm going to throw up on my soda glass.

01:22:26.578 --> 01:22:33.114
Well, I would see why if I looked at myself in the mirror like that too.

01:22:33.114 --> 01:22:35.914
If Pat did, he'd be a little skinny here.

01:22:35.914 --> 01:22:38.119
Ah, this guy.

01:22:38.119 --> 01:22:42.515
You know what Kevin Bulimia is an exercise Mm-hmm.

01:22:42.614 --> 01:22:44.378
Okay.

01:22:44.399 --> 01:22:45.742
Oh fuck, Mm-hmm.

01:22:46.630 --> 01:22:48.738
There's nothing wrong with a little bulimia a couple times a week.

01:22:48.890 --> 01:22:52.962
You know I take everything back, that I said nice earlier.

01:22:52.962 --> 01:22:54.795
I do not love you anymore.

01:22:54.795 --> 01:22:59.359
You know, intermittent, I hope when you fix the table it falls on you now.

01:22:59.359 --> 01:23:03.136
And the fact I can't pick it up to save you.

01:23:03.136 --> 01:23:04.159
How about that?

01:23:04.159 --> 01:23:08.396
Because you can't bend over, for no, exactly, I'm already out of fucking breath watching you.

01:23:08.831 --> 01:23:11.497
I feel like the audience missed out on what I just said.

01:23:11.497 --> 01:23:12.279
They did.

01:23:13.702 --> 01:23:14.103
We're done.

01:23:14.103 --> 01:23:15.555
What an hour and 24 minutes.

01:23:15.555 --> 01:23:16.157
What a waste.

01:23:18.070 --> 01:23:20.099
Look at this guy, king of tying knots.

01:23:20.099 --> 01:23:21.854
We can edit this down to four minutes.

01:23:21.854 --> 01:23:25.082
Fat, fat and fat.

01:23:25.082 --> 01:23:27.115
I'll tell you when we get off schedule.

01:23:27.115 --> 01:23:29.215
We get all fucked up.

01:23:30.731 --> 01:23:32.694
I think that's what we need to fix.

01:23:34.871 --> 01:23:35.573
How do we do that?

01:23:35.573 --> 01:23:37.418
Maybe like Zoom, yeah.

01:23:37.899 --> 01:23:40.270
Zoom, or perhaps not get fucking obliterated.

01:23:40.270 --> 01:23:43.390
You know research and shit like that, you know.

01:23:43.770 --> 01:23:52.934
Or maybe we have like a Wednesday plan like meet at the fucking studio, have a dinner, talk about shit.

01:23:52.934 --> 01:23:54.579
You know what you know.

01:23:56.350 --> 01:23:56.751
That's what I think.

01:23:56.751 --> 01:23:57.292
It's nice for the the guys.

01:23:57.292 --> 01:24:02.990
I just have to walk down a flight of steps what does that mean?

01:24:03.032 --> 01:24:05.707
like I feel like you guys are the guys that are walking down.

01:24:05.726 --> 01:24:07.655
Did you tell him about the fake ruler?

01:24:07.695 --> 01:24:15.154
you know I'm a leg to see if, like, I feel, like I'm not one that has to worry about, like, like fucking getting in here and feeding you.

01:24:15.314 --> 01:24:21.239
No, you don't have to feed us, but fuck, it's hard enough to get here one day a week to do the show.

01:24:21.239 --> 01:24:23.542
Now I got to fucking come here for another night.

01:24:23.582 --> 01:24:26.945
Well, Matty there's sometimes, I really think there's some excuses.

01:24:26.945 --> 01:24:30.412
Oh is that where we're going with this, patrick.

01:24:30.412 --> 01:24:33.158
I figured I'd put some attention on you, since I've been called fat all night, jesus.

01:24:33.158 --> 01:24:34.921
I figured I'd put some attention on you, since I've been called fat all night, jesus.

01:24:34.921 --> 01:24:37.546
I think I'm having a heart attack Again.

01:24:37.546 --> 01:24:39.189
It's because you're fat.

01:24:40.671 --> 01:24:41.532
Shut up Kevin.

01:24:41.631 --> 01:24:43.434
You know you survive a stroke.

01:24:43.434 --> 01:24:44.975
Dick On air.

01:24:45.296 --> 01:24:54.996
Yeah, come back the next week and do it Actually actually, coincidentally, Austin went downstairs and peed on him and I was like, ah, ah, ah.

01:24:54.996 --> 01:24:56.128
He came upstairs and I got pissed on him.

01:24:56.128 --> 01:24:56.972
He didn't really move much.

01:24:56.972 --> 01:24:58.371
I feel like Corky from 8 is enough.

01:24:59.432 --> 01:25:00.295
Oh, sorry Wow.

01:25:04.090 --> 01:25:07.395
I don't think you're fucking old enough to make that reference, man, why?

01:25:07.636 --> 01:25:10.034
I think this episode is now entitled Corky.

01:25:11.238 --> 01:25:12.681
Now Shane Gillis is going to hate us now.

01:25:12.681 --> 01:25:14.112
Fuck Shane Gillis.

01:25:14.112 --> 01:25:14.095
I love Shane he.

01:25:14.095 --> 01:25:15.086
Now shane gillis is gonna hate us now because we're making fun.

01:25:15.086 --> 01:25:15.328
Fuck shane gillis too.

01:25:15.328 --> 01:25:15.971
I love shane.

01:25:15.971 --> 01:25:17.377
He's fun he is fun.

01:25:17.396 --> 01:25:17.939
He is great.

01:25:17.939 --> 01:25:22.737
If he doesn't like what we do, fuck him no, he don't care, dude.

01:25:24.435 --> 01:25:24.837
What was it?

01:25:24.837 --> 01:25:35.798
His saturday night live special, he said the first person that contacted him was kid rock you've done something really wrong when he's like the first thing.

01:25:35.798 --> 01:25:37.109
He's like how do you think you did?

01:25:37.109 --> 01:25:41.237
And he's like you know, when he asked you that, he's like fuck, did I fuck up?

01:25:43.155 --> 01:25:46.127
You got a question why Kid Rock's the first one blowing up your phone in the first?

01:25:46.148 --> 01:25:46.289
place.

01:25:46.289 --> 01:25:50.810
The fact that he said retard and then started talking about all of his down syndrome Family.

01:25:50.810 --> 01:25:57.780
Some of the other skits that he did Like totally pushed the envelope from normalcy.

01:25:57.780 --> 01:25:59.895
What Saturday night live does my?

01:25:59.895 --> 01:26:04.219
Just because they've been, they've been what they've been down the gutters for how long.

01:26:04.289 --> 01:26:07.860
but none of it was anything he had never done before.

01:26:07.921 --> 01:26:18.020
No, exactly, you know, it was all old material that he and I thoroughly enjoyed, because I used to love watching Saturday night live, growing up to where it was where I couldn't watch it anymore.

01:26:18.020 --> 01:26:22.859
It was horrible, and they did a complete 180 by bringing him back after they fired him.

01:26:23.931 --> 01:26:30.363
So I was at my friend Ray's for St Patrick's Day and he just had his backyard done.

01:26:30.363 --> 01:26:34.081
Fucking beautiful fucking big ass patio and outdoor bar.

01:26:34.390 --> 01:26:36.185
Like beautiful fucking big ass patio and outdoor bar like beautiful fucking setup.

01:26:36.185 --> 01:26:40.789
Wait, kenny just said texas toast bacon cheeseburger.

01:26:40.789 --> 01:26:46.984
Okay, rookie, what are you adding on that there, kinger?

01:26:48.268 --> 01:26:49.250
probably mayo and ketchup.

01:26:49.250 --> 01:27:00.195
So we're at this party and, fuck d, I start getting fucking banged up like I normally do, because that's my role yeah, sure man.

01:27:00.195 --> 01:27:09.078
So there's a bunch of people, non fraternity brother around and I say really loud in front of everybody I'm bringing back the words retard and faggot.

01:27:09.078 --> 01:27:12.898
And it was like the needle came off the record man.

01:27:12.898 --> 01:27:15.057
People were not ready for it.

01:27:15.057 --> 01:27:18.109
And it was like the needle came off the record man, people were not ready for it.

01:27:21.211 --> 01:27:25.162
I am proud of you for taking a stand Faggot.

01:27:25.162 --> 01:27:30.354
It's a long applause.

01:27:30.354 --> 01:27:31.198
They're still going.

01:27:32.511 --> 01:27:36.438
I deserve that Big Bowling, god're still going.

01:27:36.457 --> 01:27:37.259
I deserve that.

01:27:37.298 --> 01:27:37.460
Big.

01:27:37.479 --> 01:27:37.720
Bowling.

01:27:37.720 --> 01:27:40.185
God damn, yeah, what was the other word?

01:27:40.185 --> 01:27:44.176
That was all night man, jesus.

01:27:44.176 --> 01:27:47.877
No, I totally agree.

01:27:47.877 --> 01:27:50.373
I was telling him earlier.

01:27:50.373 --> 01:27:53.381
I was watching a scene from Rescue Me.

01:27:54.912 --> 01:27:55.293
Oh, Dennis Leary.

01:27:55.293 --> 01:27:55.896
It was Dennis Leary.

01:27:55.917 --> 01:27:56.078
Yeah, him.

01:27:56.078 --> 01:27:57.103
Earlier I was watching a um, a scene from rescue me.

01:27:57.103 --> 01:28:00.614
Oh, dennis leary, yeah, and he was taking like the sensitivity training with all the other guys.

01:28:00.614 --> 01:28:02.720
Oh, that must have been phenomenal, dude.

01:28:02.720 --> 01:28:04.431
I'm listening to it.

01:28:04.431 --> 01:28:09.649
I'm like this would never fucking be played right now, because he starts.

01:28:09.649 --> 01:28:13.479
He starts saying chinking and gook about chinese people.

01:28:13.479 --> 01:28:18.356
He he's like hey, you know, the chink is riding down on his bicycle with fucking 10 pounds of Chinese food with him.

01:28:18.356 --> 01:28:19.974
And then the Spanish dude.

01:28:19.974 --> 01:28:21.338
He's like I don't get it.

01:28:21.338 --> 01:28:24.340
He's like everybody else has four racial slurs and they only call me a spic.

01:28:24.340 --> 01:28:28.256
And then, dude, it was fucking nuts.

01:28:28.998 --> 01:28:29.761
Absolutely nuts.

01:28:29.761 --> 01:28:32.139
Well, it's like blazing saddles.

01:28:32.560 --> 01:28:34.761
I'm almost starting to feel like we should have brought this up in a live show.

01:28:34.761 --> 01:28:35.844
You can't what.

01:28:38.230 --> 01:28:40.097
Blazing saddles is a lost.

01:28:40.097 --> 01:28:45.000
Oh you, that humor is lost.

01:28:45.000 --> 01:28:47.175
Like I'm sorry.

01:28:47.175 --> 01:28:51.278
It's funny, it is, it's funny people.

01:28:51.278 --> 01:28:53.417
Do you want to see it?

01:28:53.417 --> 01:28:54.100
It's jokes.

01:28:54.100 --> 01:28:56.802
Oh, you're going to play it.

01:28:56.944 --> 01:28:59.430
It's jokes, but in the same sense Send it straight to the fucking email.

01:28:59.430 --> 01:29:01.497
We're going to play this right here.

01:29:01.497 --> 01:29:03.313
We're going to get in trouble.

01:29:03.313 --> 01:29:04.536
You want to get in trouble?

01:29:04.536 --> 01:29:06.260
Yeah, damn, let's do it.

01:29:06.260 --> 01:29:07.082
That's what we do.

01:29:07.082 --> 01:29:08.636
I was trying to talk like Conor McGregor.

01:29:09.974 --> 01:29:11.059
That did not fucking work out.

01:29:11.059 --> 01:29:17.979
You sound like Corky again.

01:29:17.979 --> 01:29:20.414
We're going to change our logo Matty Orbs and Corky.

01:29:22.911 --> 01:29:24.193
We'll put a helmet on the shot glass.

01:29:24.193 --> 01:29:31.503
That's just terrible.

01:29:31.503 --> 01:29:32.284
I feel like Paul Thorpe.

01:29:36.310 --> 01:29:39.020
He got so mad at me that I wouldn't respond to any of his messages.

01:29:39.020 --> 01:29:39.854
He unfriended me on.

01:29:39.875 --> 01:29:40.498
Facebook.

01:29:40.860 --> 01:29:43.582
Oh really yeah because he was probably yelling out some racial slurs.

01:29:43.582 --> 01:29:51.279
All right, this is what Kinger says about the bacon Irish cheddar garlic mashed on the burger.

01:29:52.942 --> 01:29:53.182
No, no.

01:29:53.182 --> 01:29:55.766
If I want the chipmunks pie, I go to an Irish joint.

01:29:55.766 --> 01:29:56.868
I wouldn't go garlic mash On the burger?

01:29:56.887 --> 01:29:57.048
No, no.

01:29:57.048 --> 01:29:58.448
If I want a chip with pie, I go to an Irish joint.

01:29:58.448 --> 01:30:01.738
I wouldn't go garlic mash, I would probably do like a potato pancake.

01:30:02.010 --> 01:30:04.998
Like we're not talking, 3 am wasted burger.

01:30:04.998 --> 01:30:07.898
No, we're talking about something people are going to pay for.

01:30:08.149 --> 01:30:09.296
Yeah, like this underbelly.

01:30:09.710 --> 01:30:12.779
To be honest with you, the Texas toast thing I could take or leave.

01:30:12.779 --> 01:30:14.636
I don't particularly care for it, you know.

01:30:14.655 --> 01:30:15.636
honest with you the texas toast thing.

01:30:15.636 --> 01:30:16.197
I could take or leave.

01:30:16.197 --> 01:30:16.978
I don't particularly care for it.

01:30:16.978 --> 01:30:19.841
You know, it's like a brioche, it's like a grilled cheese with a burger in it.

01:30:19.860 --> 01:30:27.231
Yeah, exactly anytime I made when I was living in poughkeepsie, like rider loved when I made burgers with a brioche roll but I put a ton of shit on it.

01:30:27.231 --> 01:30:30.856
Yeah, oh, that's a great foundation for a burger.

01:30:30.856 --> 01:30:33.881
It it is Toasty McToasterson.

01:30:33.881 --> 01:30:35.203
That's why I'm fat.

01:30:35.203 --> 01:30:36.605
I got it, kev.

01:30:36.605 --> 01:30:39.073
I totally got it.

01:30:39.073 --> 01:30:41.609
We had double burgers.

01:30:41.609 --> 01:30:45.502
Any fans out there who know of a good cardiologist?

01:30:45.502 --> 01:30:47.614
We had triple cheese double burgers.

01:30:47.614 --> 01:30:48.479
They were great.

01:30:48.479 --> 01:30:54.698
Triple cheese double fat.

01:30:56.231 --> 01:30:57.655
I also have a triple cheeseburger.

01:30:57.655 --> 01:30:58.719
I'm getting a hankering.

01:30:58.960 --> 01:31:01.333
All right, so we're going to share this with.

01:31:01.333 --> 01:31:08.259
We're going to share this right now, Okay, so everybody out there who's watching you're going to see this.

01:31:08.259 --> 01:31:14.091
This is a clip from Rescue Me back in the day with Dennis Leary and a bunch of other people the day with Dennis Leary and a bunch of other people.

01:31:14.091 --> 01:31:20.340
Let me know if this would actually be played right now on TV.

01:31:20.340 --> 01:31:22.802
I think we're going to get canceled for this Awesome, let's go.

01:31:22.802 --> 01:31:24.425
I'm with you, I'm in for it.

01:31:24.425 --> 01:31:25.605
What about you there, kev?

01:31:26.689 --> 01:31:28.171
We need to break it.

01:31:28.171 --> 01:31:28.932
Let's do it.

01:31:29.533 --> 01:31:30.855
Fucking roll film man.

01:31:30.855 --> 01:31:33.559
Let's fucking go.

01:31:33.559 --> 01:31:34.380
News at 11.

01:31:34.380 --> 01:31:36.061
Let's go See if this works.

01:31:38.364 --> 01:31:38.905
Can I take it?

01:31:38.905 --> 01:31:39.631
It's prejudice?

01:31:39.631 --> 01:31:41.658
We all think, okay, we have a hand up.

01:31:41.930 --> 01:31:42.673
You think you're prejudiced?

01:31:42.895 --> 01:31:44.233
Yep Against who?

01:31:44.233 --> 01:31:45.753
Well, let's see Chevy Neons.

01:31:45.753 --> 01:31:50.895
It costs $12,000 to buy, but have $8,000 paint jobs and nine spits inside them smoking weed, that's one thing.

01:31:50.975 --> 01:31:51.658
Okay, now listen.

01:31:56.050 --> 01:31:56.534
The term spic.

01:31:56.534 --> 01:31:57.360
That's okay.

01:31:57.360 --> 01:31:58.047
Well see, that's really not Crazy chink broads who don't know how to drive in the first place.

01:31:58.047 --> 01:32:01.144
And now they've got cell phones stuck to their ears while they're doing 65 miles an hour down 6th Avenue.

01:32:01.144 --> 01:32:05.596
Got crazy chinks on bikes with 10 pounds of Chinese food strapped to the handlebars.

01:32:06.291 --> 01:32:09.671
See the word chink is what I like to call a problem word.

01:32:09.671 --> 01:32:13.136
If I were a chink, I'd rather be called a chink than a gook.

01:32:13.315 --> 01:32:14.657
Okay, now hold on, listen to me please.

01:32:14.657 --> 01:32:21.965
Chinese people would not like to be called gook or chink, or pan face or zipper head.

01:32:22.284 --> 01:32:23.086
See, that's another thing.

01:32:23.086 --> 01:32:23.926
What about for the Ricans?

01:32:23.926 --> 01:32:25.453
We get shafted, even when it comes to races.

01:32:25.453 --> 01:32:27.559
Chink's got what Like four ethnic slurs.

01:32:27.559 --> 01:32:28.621
We get one Spick.

01:32:28.621 --> 01:32:29.103
That's it.

01:32:29.103 --> 01:32:36.313
The Irish, they got Mick Patty Donkey.

01:32:36.313 --> 01:32:37.595
Italians, they got Guinea Wap Dago, yeah, spaghetti.

01:32:37.636 --> 01:32:39.280
Bender Ah, Spaghetti Bender went out of style during Cedantro's first match.

01:32:39.280 --> 01:32:40.002
Get even Greaseball, yeah, greaseball.

01:32:40.023 --> 01:32:40.463
There you have it.

01:32:40.463 --> 01:32:41.445
That's four, that's right.

01:32:41.445 --> 01:32:41.787
You know what?

01:32:41.787 --> 01:32:44.375
Same thing with the Jews, right he Pike, jew Boy Benny.

01:32:44.796 --> 01:32:52.198
Shylock, that's book, giant car baby.

01:32:52.198 --> 01:32:53.100
It's endless.

01:32:53.100 --> 01:32:54.601
Totally unfair yeah.

01:32:54.902 --> 01:32:56.002
How long ago was this show out?

01:32:56.002 --> 01:32:56.804
This was on FX.

01:32:56.804 --> 01:33:04.974
Yeah, what Are you kidding me?

01:33:04.974 --> 01:33:14.052
Like how long ago that show wasn't out that long ago First matter of fact that was one of my favorite TV shows of all time, Personally.

01:33:14.094 --> 01:33:16.208
I thought that was an early episode of Take a Deep Show for a second.

01:33:16.730 --> 01:33:19.900
We were just testing the waters right there and see if we get canceled or not.

01:33:19.900 --> 01:33:22.618
There's a couple he forgot.

01:33:24.474 --> 01:33:26.100
I guess you can only go so far.

01:33:27.190 --> 01:33:30.039
Listen, unless you want to make another table buddy.

01:33:30.789 --> 01:33:32.015
Holy shit man.

01:33:32.430 --> 01:33:36.672
We're going to zip it, we're going to keep that quiet.

01:33:36.672 --> 01:33:37.858
How does that sound?

01:33:37.858 --> 01:33:49.194
See, I miss shit like that, because now, if you think, any of the movies that came out in the past would not even be able to get released today.

01:33:49.591 --> 01:33:51.078
Well, the Little Rascals?

01:33:51.078 --> 01:33:54.655
They don't play the Little Rascals anywhere, it's the White Spot.

01:33:54.676 --> 01:33:57.086
What'd you just say, what?

01:33:57.086 --> 01:33:58.109
What'd you just say what?

01:33:58.109 --> 01:34:00.914
What'd you just say I don't.

01:34:02.079 --> 01:34:02.887
You said Snow.

01:34:02.948 --> 01:34:04.274
White, I think I just sneezed.

01:34:11.030 --> 01:34:16.422
Ladies and gentlemen, it is March 22nd, 1024 pm.

01:34:16.422 --> 01:34:22.136
Is this a conspiracy theory when the fuck did that come from?

01:34:22.810 --> 01:34:24.435
Was that the New Age Disney thing?

01:34:24.975 --> 01:34:27.002
Yeah, yeah, man Right.

01:34:29.711 --> 01:34:30.474
Let's find out.

01:34:30.474 --> 01:34:31.497
Breaking news.

01:34:31.497 --> 01:34:40.814
Breaking news Disney just announced or Kevv either way, I think kev's boots on the grounds in disney.

01:34:40.814 --> 01:34:43.059
I think it was disney first, so you got it from disney.

01:34:43.059 --> 01:34:48.936
It's uh, snow white's black well, so is ariel.

01:34:49.056 --> 01:34:53.304
And like isn't everything disney black now yeah, it's well.

01:34:53.704 --> 01:34:54.685
Are the dwarves black?

01:34:55.426 --> 01:34:59.679
no, no, no the dwarves they're not dwarves anymore they're not dwarves, they are what's the?

01:34:59.698 --> 01:35:03.310
title they use story shot oh no, he not know this.

01:35:03.411 --> 01:35:04.192
I don't think he knows this.

01:35:04.192 --> 01:35:08.756
Oh god, all the dwarves were replaced by little people.

01:35:09.257 --> 01:35:16.358
No, lbgq, lbgq yeah, yeah, yeah, versions of them.

01:35:16.358 --> 01:35:19.198
Yeah, you don't know that dude.

01:35:19.198 --> 01:35:23.578
Oh god, come on, man like, how old is this dude?

01:35:28.948 --> 01:35:30.233
like fucking really.

01:35:31.015 --> 01:35:32.292
Yeah, like, like.

01:35:32.292 --> 01:35:34.752
First you're looking at me like you're all judgmental.

01:35:34.752 --> 01:35:37.318
Now you're looking at me like you're all judgmental.

01:35:37.318 --> 01:35:40.586
Now you're looking at me like what, like, really Like yeah, yeah.

01:35:41.310 --> 01:36:08.318
In July 2023, footage of the production from Berkshire revealed that the depiction of the seven dwarves have been reimagined for the film, consisting of only one actor with with dwarfism, along with six other non-dwarf actors of varying ethnicity, six males, one he peering the dwarf.

01:36:08.318 --> 01:36:08.979
Like what the?

01:36:18.511 --> 01:36:18.814
fuck.

01:36:18.814 --> 01:36:20.693
Can you wait for the ending, please?

01:36:20.693 --> 01:36:22.212
God damn it, man.

01:36:22.311 --> 01:36:49.823
You ruined every movie like just listen to the facts bro it said after initially denying reports that these images depicted the actual film production, Disney later confirmed that they did indeed depict the production, the stand-in actors substituting for the leads, the already confirmed actor Martin Kleba not appearing in said footage.

01:36:49.823 --> 01:36:52.759
The decision is to reimagine the characters.

01:36:55.572 --> 01:36:59.442
I can't believe you didn't know this man why?

01:36:59.970 --> 01:37:04.539
As well as potentially taking away acting opportunities from the dwarfism community.

01:37:05.582 --> 01:37:05.863
Why?

01:37:05.863 --> 01:37:07.837
What was wrong with the fucking story?

01:37:07.837 --> 01:37:11.118
Our parents grew up with the fucking story.

01:37:11.118 --> 01:37:12.796
We grew up with the fucking story.

01:37:13.992 --> 01:37:15.555
You're like canceling yourself out.

01:37:15.555 --> 01:37:16.378
Stop yelling.

01:37:16.619 --> 01:37:16.720
Why.

01:37:19.631 --> 01:37:26.373
I think it was from the rumor of the gang raping the dwarves gave Cinderella back in the day, or Snow White.

01:37:26.395 --> 01:37:28.233
whatever, it was a big orgy.

01:37:28.233 --> 01:37:29.518
She dressed provocatively.

01:37:30.510 --> 01:37:31.534
Yeah maybe the wind blew.

01:37:31.534 --> 01:37:33.636
Probably was Snow White man.

01:37:33.636 --> 01:37:35.914
Same difference Like she wasn't dressed.

01:37:35.935 --> 01:37:37.800
She's definitely no Jessica Rabbit.

01:37:37.800 --> 01:37:40.252
Oh no, definitely not.

01:37:40.252 --> 01:37:50.496
No, that's why I'm fat Fucking Jessica Rabbit, that bitch, yeah, can you imagine that Was?

01:37:50.576 --> 01:37:51.298
she feeding you.

01:37:53.051 --> 01:37:53.512
I have no words.

01:37:53.512 --> 01:37:54.938
A little suckle from her breasts.

01:37:54.938 --> 01:37:57.573
Did you say suckle?

01:37:57.573 --> 01:37:59.118
Yeah, Nice.

01:37:59.118 --> 01:37:59.921
Anyway.

01:38:02.011 --> 01:38:05.661
Would you actually go for milk or breast milk?

01:38:05.661 --> 01:38:08.676
Yeah, like you really, you're drinking breast milk.

01:38:08.697 --> 01:38:10.742
I don't think I can.

01:38:10.742 --> 01:38:14.096
Don't use the word suckle, then Do like a shot of it.

01:38:14.096 --> 01:38:15.740
Like a shot Can we put?

01:38:15.740 --> 01:38:18.456
Like Like you watch lactation porn.

01:38:18.475 --> 01:38:19.198
Where are you going?

01:38:20.211 --> 01:38:21.194
I'm going to pee.

01:38:21.836 --> 01:38:22.779
He's going to look for snow.

01:38:22.779 --> 01:38:24.136
Well, we could probably call it quits.

01:38:24.136 --> 01:38:25.555
Anyways, we're an hour and 40 in.

01:38:27.135 --> 01:38:28.850
Can we trim this down to like 15 minutes?

01:38:28.989 --> 01:38:31.295
No, we're going to release all this and get canceled right away.

01:38:31.295 --> 01:38:44.591
All right then, I don't care, follow me, we'll solve our production problem we will no longer need to hire a producer problem solved done uh, fuck, but now it's it's.

01:38:45.132 --> 01:39:02.496
You know, all you see now is is uh, it's like everybody's apologizing or stepping on eggshells, afraid to say shit and worried about you know reaction you're going to get from certain people, certain groups and whatnot.

01:39:02.496 --> 01:39:05.301
Fuck man People.

01:39:05.301 --> 01:39:06.023
It's crazy.

01:39:06.023 --> 01:39:07.454
Do you see what Scotland's doing?

01:39:07.454 --> 01:39:15.943
No, scotland is actually arresting comics for hate speech.

01:39:15.943 --> 01:39:25.199
Some guy served a year for one of his bits.

01:39:25.300 --> 01:39:26.844
For one of his jokes, one of his bits.

01:39:26.844 --> 01:39:33.556
So you can't tell jokes anymore in the world, dude, that's our only, I think, our only safe haven.

01:39:33.556 --> 01:39:36.663
Well, you know what Scotland All they have is Braveheart.

01:39:36.663 --> 01:39:41.978
I guess I get why they're pissed Well he was Scottish.

01:39:41.997 --> 01:39:43.060
Yeah, well, no, was he?

01:39:43.989 --> 01:39:44.431
Kev was.

01:39:44.613 --> 01:39:45.034
Braveheart.

01:39:45.055 --> 01:39:45.355
Scottish.

01:39:46.229 --> 01:39:48.280
Was William Wallace, scottish.

01:39:48.502 --> 01:39:48.703
Yeah.

01:39:49.345 --> 01:39:49.788
Okay.

01:39:49.828 --> 01:39:51.435
Okay, yeah, they were fighting the English.

01:39:52.337 --> 01:39:55.418
I know he caused a whole war because they killed his woman.

01:39:55.418 --> 01:39:57.755
Yeah, that's my favorite movie of all time.

01:39:57.755 --> 01:39:58.778
It's a great movie.

01:39:58.778 --> 01:39:59.949
Great, are we?

01:39:59.989 --> 01:40:02.511
still doing this.

01:40:02.511 --> 01:40:03.271
Yeah, retard.

01:40:03.271 --> 01:40:05.453
Okay, I didn't know, brought it back.

01:40:05.453 --> 01:40:07.975
I brought it back, see that worked well it did.

01:40:08.115 --> 01:40:08.735
How's your feelings?

01:40:08.735 --> 01:40:10.037
They're fine, awesome.

01:40:10.037 --> 01:40:11.377
They're Awesome, all right, fine.

01:40:11.537 --> 01:40:14.680
See now if people can learn from our example.

01:40:14.680 --> 01:40:17.021
Not retard, I said retard, retard.

01:40:17.162 --> 01:40:21.404
Yeah, yes, if people can learn from our example, much better place to be living.

01:40:21.765 --> 01:40:22.404
Did you know this?

01:40:22.404 --> 01:40:24.926
Did you know that a comic got arrested in Scotland for hate?

01:40:24.947 --> 01:40:25.067
speech.

01:40:25.067 --> 01:40:26.287
Did you hear about this Scotland?

01:40:26.287 --> 01:40:32.181
Scotland's arresting comics depending on if they're acts at all.

01:40:32.181 --> 01:40:38.170
Cohen's is like having any type of hate speech in it or you know whatever it's jokes.

01:40:38.170 --> 01:40:45.386
Some dude got like arrested for a year for his shit.

01:40:45.386 --> 01:40:45.667
Who?

01:40:45.688 --> 01:40:54.875
Some fucking comic actor and the fuck Meanwhile they have one of the biggest bullshit out of everything we've said tonight.

01:40:54.875 --> 01:40:56.024
That's the thing you're going bullshit.

01:40:56.043 --> 01:41:00.712
Meanwhile they host one of the biggest comedy festivals In the world.

01:41:00.712 --> 01:41:01.957
I hope no one goes.

01:41:03.016 --> 01:41:03.984
Scotland does.

01:41:03.984 --> 01:41:07.399
Really, how are you going to host a comedy festival if you can't tell jokes?

01:41:07.939 --> 01:41:08.489
That's what I'm saying.

01:41:08.489 --> 01:41:12.461
You got to worry about making people laugh.

01:41:12.461 --> 01:41:14.979
You know what I mean.

01:41:14.979 --> 01:41:18.253
That's what you want.

01:41:18.253 --> 01:41:28.056
You want to create laughter for people, get endorphins going, get people all happy and you're trying to Fuck that.

01:41:28.056 --> 01:41:29.020
I will.

01:41:30.612 --> 01:41:34.654
You know what we need to bring back the hell with retard and faggot Roman war helmets.

01:41:34.654 --> 01:41:35.917
We need to bring back the purge.

01:41:39.030 --> 01:41:40.537
Has that ever happened.

01:41:41.810 --> 01:41:43.377
I would like to think it probably did.

01:41:43.377 --> 01:41:45.497
I could see that actually fucking.

01:41:45.497 --> 01:41:48.337
I would really like to bring it back into vogue now.

01:41:48.337 --> 01:41:49.341
Into vogue.

01:41:50.390 --> 01:41:53.675
You go, madonna, let's go Bring it back into vogue.

01:41:53.855 --> 01:41:58.078
Wow, sorry, I didn't mean to use a word that was above you.

01:41:58.810 --> 01:42:03.962
I mean, I can't remember the last time I was talking to somebody and they said Vogue, kevin.

01:42:05.912 --> 01:42:09.914
I mean with that hat and jacket dude, I would think you would know what Vogue meant.

01:42:09.914 --> 01:42:13.061
You know that was a reach A little bit.

01:42:14.250 --> 01:42:15.234
I saw you working on that one.

01:42:15.234 --> 01:42:20.359
Still a jab, don't matter whatever.

01:42:20.359 --> 01:42:24.261
See who helps you up when you need to walk again.

01:42:24.570 --> 01:42:25.896
I didn't hear no bell rock.

01:42:25.896 --> 01:42:28.369
I don't know if that's a jacket or a tank top.

01:42:28.551 --> 01:42:29.916
Hey, Tommy, I didn't hear no bell.

01:42:29.916 --> 01:42:30.457
What'd you say?

01:42:30.457 --> 01:42:35.640
What'd you say fuck him, I'm gonna pee on your bed tonight.

01:42:37.149 --> 01:42:39.396
That would be fantastic if you went upstairs and pissed on your dog bed.

01:42:39.396 --> 01:42:39.677
What the fuck?

01:42:39.677 --> 01:42:40.661
I'm sorry.

01:42:40.909 --> 01:42:41.954
Pissed on your dog bed.

01:42:41.954 --> 01:42:49.881
My feelings have been hurt and I got no idea where the bathroom is Like no offense, bro, I'd kill you, I would Come on.

01:42:49.881 --> 01:42:54.056
Come on, how funny would it be if I ran upstairs, I peed on the dog bed and now I woke up?

01:42:54.056 --> 01:42:57.082
At least I wouldn't be fat anymore after that, Kev, you would.

01:42:57.082 --> 01:42:58.024
You'd just be fat and dead.

01:42:58.470 --> 01:43:00.337
Actually, I would blow up with gases.

01:43:00.337 --> 01:43:01.479
You'd still be fat.

01:43:01.479 --> 01:43:04.920
Every day you would be less fat, wow.

01:43:06.350 --> 01:43:07.936
I don't even know where to go with this.

01:43:07.936 --> 01:43:08.760
It's awful.

01:43:12.631 --> 01:43:13.617
What music do you want to end with?

01:43:13.617 --> 01:43:17.094
I think we don't need another hero again.

01:43:17.293 --> 01:43:27.373
I'm gonna play that, that logic song, the suicide hotline one you guys maybe want to like zoom next week for yes, for the episode.

01:43:27.373 --> 01:43:29.595
It's his schedule.

01:43:29.595 --> 01:43:31.073
Oh gee, I'm sorry.

01:43:31.073 --> 01:43:37.621
No, it's not a bad thing, it's called, it's him, it's his, it's because he's because he's doing regular family things.

01:43:38.430 --> 01:43:40.157
He's the one that's fucking this up all the time.

01:43:40.157 --> 01:43:40.819
No, no.

01:43:42.293 --> 01:43:47.296
See, I could call in, I could Zoom, don't poke the bear.

01:43:47.717 --> 01:43:48.720
Now you're calling.

01:43:53.792 --> 01:43:55.597
I don't even know if Kevin knows what zoom is.

01:43:56.551 --> 01:43:58.275
It amazes me that he figures that out.

01:43:58.395 --> 01:43:59.921
I mean, yeah, it's come close.

01:44:02.091 --> 01:44:05.100
I could figure it out, as long as he doesn't send it Like.

01:44:05.100 --> 01:44:07.935
I don't know what happens when he sends it Like it doesn't work.

01:44:08.015 --> 01:44:13.233
Right, I send it to your email it works for me Right, like right or wrong, it never works.

01:44:13.233 --> 01:44:14.216
It works for me, right.

01:44:14.235 --> 01:44:15.217
Like right or wrong, it never works.

01:44:15.217 --> 01:44:15.538
It works for me.

01:44:15.538 --> 01:44:18.386
Yeah, I'll have to tell you that's right.

01:44:18.386 --> 01:44:22.020
Maybe you should take a whack at the microphones.

01:44:24.332 --> 01:44:25.376
You know you take a whack, Kevin.

01:44:25.376 --> 01:44:29.235
You know you can take a whack of your fucking face.

01:44:29.235 --> 01:44:35.440
I can't wait for this next show because you are going to catch the wrath Something fierce.

01:44:35.881 --> 01:44:36.103
Me.

01:44:36.103 --> 01:44:39.158
Yeah, you Go get the fuck out of here, why, seriously?

01:44:39.179 --> 01:44:39.319
Why?

01:44:39.319 --> 01:44:41.537
Because I'm going to make myself look like.

01:44:41.750 --> 01:44:42.854
When we put this one out.

01:44:42.854 --> 01:44:44.279
I want you to listen to it.

01:44:44.279 --> 01:44:49.359
You've been very on the forefront.

01:44:49.949 --> 01:44:51.938
Oh, what did you think of Candace Owens getting fired?

01:44:51.938 --> 01:44:56.974
Fired from what Daily Wire Because she got into?

01:44:56.974 --> 01:44:58.596
What did you think of Candace Owens getting fired?

01:44:58.596 --> 01:44:58.976
Fired from?

01:44:58.997 --> 01:44:59.398
what Daily Wire?

01:44:59.398 --> 01:45:01.341
Because she got into an argument with Ben Shapiro.

01:45:01.360 --> 01:45:04.305
Oh really, she got fired Like I don't care, I understand, you know.

01:45:04.345 --> 01:45:09.649
Like Sorry, cool guy.

01:45:12.235 --> 01:45:13.059
I don't care.

01:45:13.059 --> 01:45:13.659
I don't care Honestly.

01:45:16.511 --> 01:45:16.994
I'm on my popcorn break.

01:45:16.994 --> 01:45:18.605
Does he have a poster of Candace Owens in the?

01:45:18.747 --> 01:45:19.109
room or something.

01:45:19.109 --> 01:45:25.752
I'm sure her being fired From the Daily Wire is not going to get her Silenced, so I don't really feel bad For her.

01:45:25.752 --> 01:45:30.115
Or you know, like I don't know, like how am I supposed to feel?

01:45:30.115 --> 01:45:30.798
Like, what'd you do?

01:45:30.798 --> 01:45:31.621
Like, what'd you say?

01:45:33.134 --> 01:45:39.417
She was using some fucking terms about rabbis, like anti-Semite sort of stuff, I guess, so I didn't get the full detail of it.

01:45:39.970 --> 01:45:41.274
So Ben Shapiro went all bitch.

01:45:41.274 --> 01:45:44.023
I like Ben, he's funny.

01:45:44.063 --> 01:45:45.327
I don't know he's funny.

01:45:45.327 --> 01:45:47.014
I don't know if I like Ben.

01:45:47.014 --> 01:45:47.978
He's smart.

01:45:47.978 --> 01:45:48.619
You ever see him.

01:45:48.619 --> 01:45:49.752
I'll give him that.

01:45:49.752 --> 01:45:50.131
Did you see?

01:45:50.152 --> 01:45:52.896
him review the comedy stand-ups.

01:45:52.896 --> 01:45:54.118
I don't think he's funny.

01:45:54.118 --> 01:45:56.543
Oh, those are funny.

01:45:56.543 --> 01:45:57.585
You got to watch that.

01:45:57.585 --> 01:45:59.894
I don't know about that man.

01:45:59.894 --> 01:46:01.600
When he had Shane Gillis he was like reviewing it.

01:46:02.029 --> 01:46:05.275
While I will watch him on occasion, he's probably my least favorite.

01:46:05.275 --> 01:46:07.820
Yeah, yeah, fat guy we.

01:46:08.061 --> 01:46:09.463
What, what, huh?

01:46:09.463 --> 01:46:13.395
That's why we share dreidels every weekend.

01:46:13.395 --> 01:46:15.139
Made, that's why we share dreidels every weekend.

01:46:15.139 --> 01:46:16.140
Made them out of clay.

01:46:16.140 --> 01:46:17.484
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel.

01:46:17.484 --> 01:46:19.306
I am so fat.

01:46:19.306 --> 01:46:22.809
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I just want a pretzel and a dreidel.

01:46:22.809 --> 01:46:25.177
I want to fit in a hat.

01:46:25.177 --> 01:46:26.914
Why is there no cheese in a dreidel?

01:46:26.914 --> 01:46:27.958
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel.

01:46:27.958 --> 01:46:29.856
How come you are not food?

01:46:29.856 --> 01:46:33.913
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I just want to eat you.

01:46:33.934 --> 01:46:35.917
Pat, I just want to eat you.

01:46:35.917 --> 01:46:36.699
You want to go to McDonald's?

01:46:36.699 --> 01:46:37.421
Get a double quarter.

01:46:37.421 --> 01:46:41.100
Let's go With Big Mac sauce.

01:46:42.012 --> 01:46:42.855
Do they still have the?

01:46:42.895 --> 01:46:44.100
double Big Mac they do.

01:46:44.100 --> 01:46:46.417
I can't eat it.

01:46:46.417 --> 01:46:47.319
I've yet to have it.

01:46:48.675 --> 01:46:52.470
A couple weeks ago I had a Big Mac Because I haven't had a Big Mac in a long time.

01:46:52.550 --> 01:46:56.612
I love a Big Mac, it's so messy Really.

01:46:56.792 --> 01:47:01.073
Yeah, I didn't have the double Big Mac, I had a regular Big Mac, a regular Big Mac's messy.

01:47:01.335 --> 01:47:02.773
Yes, the double Big Mac.

01:47:02.773 --> 01:47:03.716
I couldn't finish it.

01:47:03.716 --> 01:47:07.056
What I had to give it to my son?

01:47:07.077 --> 01:47:10.337
Get the fuck out of here, bro, this guy never says no to food.

01:47:13.618 --> 01:47:14.099
Look at this guy.

01:47:16.109 --> 01:47:18.878
I need the scenario to where you, you rolled up on a double big mac.

01:47:18.918 --> 01:47:23.515
You need to tell, you need to pump your brakes, tom Hanks, from fucking Philadelphia right now.

01:47:23.515 --> 01:47:27.979
Whoa what If you're going to pick on a fellow fat man?

01:47:27.979 --> 01:47:31.180
Us fat men are going to stick together.

01:47:31.180 --> 01:47:33.092
High five.

01:47:33.092 --> 01:47:41.030
Philadelphia.

01:47:41.891 --> 01:47:42.412
That's good, bruce.

01:47:42.412 --> 01:47:43.734
Oh look you fucking.

01:47:43.734 --> 01:47:44.556
You offended him.

01:47:44.596 --> 01:47:49.243
See, oh, I offended you Like what I called you, tom Hanks from Philadelphia.

01:47:52.556 --> 01:47:53.981
Like you got AIDS.

01:47:54.770 --> 01:47:58.582
Like why Did you see Tom Hanks?

01:47:58.601 --> 01:47:58.969
in Philadelphia.

01:47:58.969 --> 01:48:02.979
Yeah, something I need to worry about.

01:48:02.979 --> 01:48:05.793
Guys Like what are we talking about?

01:48:05.793 --> 01:48:06.997
I guess I have shit to worry about too.

01:48:06.997 --> 01:48:09.777
Well, I mean concerns, yeah.

01:48:10.069 --> 01:48:13.318
Well, that's why we're trying to do double Big Macs, yeah.

01:48:14.661 --> 01:48:15.342
We are paid.

01:48:15.342 --> 01:48:19.020
I feel like one here that should eat one.

01:48:20.329 --> 01:48:22.454
Well, most AIDS victims need that.

01:48:22.454 --> 01:48:25.320
You need some food, you need the protein Jesus.

01:48:25.341 --> 01:48:25.520
Christ.

01:48:25.801 --> 01:48:27.265
Philadelphia.

01:48:28.150 --> 01:48:32.751
I thought Magic Johnson ended AIDS, what, what?

01:48:32.971 --> 01:48:34.881
the fuck kind of comment is Magic Johnson?

01:48:34.881 --> 01:48:35.586
It's like herpes.

01:48:35.586 --> 01:48:36.430
You don't go magic.

01:48:36.430 --> 01:48:40.259
Johnson just made the three and the days, bro magic johnson got eight.

01:48:40.259 --> 01:48:41.141
He just made it yo.

01:48:41.162 --> 01:48:48.128
He just made a floater like 1989, man like, like he's good, you know like haven't we like, conquered this?

01:48:48.149 --> 01:48:49.431
of course magic had millions.

01:48:49.511 --> 01:49:12.619
You can get a lot of fucking drugs oh, you mean money buys health and, yes, prosperity and stuff like that anyone who said money doesn't buy happiness never had any very true, man, very true, I concur you playing uh philadelphia by bruce streets of philadelphia, streets of Philadelphia.

01:49:12.619 --> 01:49:15.582
It's sort of an upbeat fucking tempo.

01:49:15.943 --> 01:49:18.765
Not anymore AIDS.

01:49:18.765 --> 01:49:20.186
Right, you got them.

01:49:20.186 --> 01:49:25.757
Oh, you're dying Tom Hanks, you're dying bitch, you're dying AIDS.

01:49:26.779 --> 01:49:27.863
Oh fuck, You're dying.

01:49:27.863 --> 01:49:33.695
Oh, you got that shit.

01:49:33.695 --> 01:49:36.554
Oh you did, You're dead, bro.

01:49:36.594 --> 01:49:49.313
You did I think for our next show we're going to start drinking around six, no, and we're going to jump on it like eight and we're just going to go to like midnight, as long as we follow a fucking formula Like we're doing now.

01:49:52.742 --> 01:49:53.930
All right, it's time to call him fat.

01:49:53.930 --> 01:49:55.814
It's fat time.

01:49:55.814 --> 01:49:56.896
It's fat time.

01:49:56.896 --> 01:49:57.698
It's your dick.

01:49:57.698 --> 01:50:01.784
What Philadelphia.

01:50:01.784 --> 01:50:04.076
I loved you in that movie, tom.

01:50:06.711 --> 01:50:08.096
Did anyone ever tell you you look like Tom Hanks?

01:50:09.770 --> 01:50:11.195
More than Ben Affleck or fucking.

01:50:11.729 --> 01:50:13.524
I've gotten Denzel before and Ben Affleck are fucking.

01:50:13.524 --> 01:50:16.210
I've gotten Denzel before.

01:50:20.451 --> 01:50:29.435
Ladies and gentlemen, that's where we're going to end the show, because that's blasphemy and that shit just does not roll in this studio.

01:50:29.435 --> 01:50:31.895
Denzel, what?

01:50:33.118 --> 01:50:33.680
From Glory.

01:50:33.680 --> 01:50:35.913
Oh, you're saying Philadelphia, right?

01:50:37.356 --> 01:50:39.962
Yeah, but Tom Hanks, yeah, you're Tom Hanks, ro.

01:50:40.363 --> 01:50:40.823
Oh, oh.

01:50:41.490 --> 01:50:42.936
I don't know how the hell you mixed that up.

01:50:43.109 --> 01:50:44.534
Denzel was in there too, right.

01:50:44.595 --> 01:50:46.734
Yeah, yeah, but Denzel didn't have the.

01:50:46.835 --> 01:50:46.996
AIDS.

01:50:47.911 --> 01:50:51.831
You're talking, denzel, philadelphia I said Tom Hanks, you're talking, tom Hanks.

01:50:51.831 --> 01:50:56.756
I thought that was 13 times I was thinking something totally different, sorry, sorry.

01:50:56.756 --> 01:50:57.676
Oh yes.

01:50:59.458 --> 01:51:01.381
Sorry, sorry.

01:51:06.810 --> 01:51:09.337
We may have to take another week off from the show after this.

01:51:10.520 --> 01:51:12.671
Sorry, who sang this song.

01:51:12.671 --> 01:51:14.796
It's the End of the World as we Know.

01:51:14.796 --> 01:51:15.778
It REM.

01:51:15.778 --> 01:51:18.323
There's another.

01:51:18.762 --> 01:51:19.323
The singer.

01:51:21.934 --> 01:51:26.162
That, or who's that DJ Moby Moby.

01:51:27.851 --> 01:51:29.537
Moby Dick Wasn't Callan.

01:51:31.511 --> 01:51:34.375
Another one Not happening?

01:51:34.375 --> 01:51:36.775
No way, no, how.

01:51:36.775 --> 01:51:37.918
Who's this guy?

01:51:37.918 --> 01:51:39.814
King of dying nuts?

01:51:39.814 --> 01:51:43.296
All right, that's time for us to go.

01:51:43.296 --> 01:51:46.155
Oh my God, what time is it?

01:51:46.155 --> 01:51:47.279
Look at this guy.

01:51:50.411 --> 01:51:52.497
Someone put a bullet in the chamber 10-41.

01:51:52.497 --> 01:51:59.215
Okay, well, hey, the new cameras were great.

01:51:59.215 --> 01:52:00.099
Hey, put the chair there.

01:52:00.099 --> 01:52:04.475
I like the bourbon barrel in the corner Right.

01:52:04.475 --> 01:52:05.157
That's a nice thing.

01:52:05.157 --> 01:52:06.957
It's been the best thing about tonight so far.

01:52:09.077 --> 01:52:09.217
Yeah.

01:52:09.475 --> 01:52:10.250
I love the positivity.

01:52:10.250 --> 01:52:12.939
I love it.

01:52:12.939 --> 01:52:14.856
Best night of the night so far.

01:52:14.856 --> 01:52:18.159
Best thing of the night so far Is just the fat shaming that's been going on.

01:52:18.159 --> 01:52:25.319
I cannot wait to go to sleep and roll over like a fucking walrus and get a cramp.

01:52:25.319 --> 01:52:28.244
Ah, ah, God, I didn't even move.

01:52:28.649 --> 01:52:34.023
Don't forget to wake up and throw up and then go back to bed after your double big back.

01:52:36.851 --> 01:52:38.974
You know we do a little bulimia, no, but you know intermittent bulimia.

01:52:39.055 --> 01:52:41.516
Like listen, yeah, then I'm gonna get a throat cancer.

01:52:41.516 --> 01:52:43.957
It's not that bad as though you know.

01:52:43.978 --> 01:52:49.992
Like he's fat and he's dying of throat cancer because he's a fat bulimic no dude, we'll let you know all the AIDS like.

01:52:50.333 --> 01:52:50.654
Honestly.

01:52:50.654 --> 01:52:53.798
Thanks, tom, you take a solid month.

01:52:53.798 --> 01:52:55.996
You hit that fucking bul.

01:52:55.996 --> 01:52:58.101
Plenty of slim down real fast.

01:53:01.591 --> 01:53:04.841
I'm not going to take any type of fucking health advice from you, pal.

01:53:05.610 --> 01:53:08.500
I was just thinking like, after you're done throwing up like aren't you hungry again?

01:53:08.500 --> 01:53:11.354
Yeah, aren't you going to eat some more Might as well, double up.

01:53:14.470 --> 01:53:15.552
Dollar menu.

01:53:15.552 --> 01:53:16.756
Let's go.

01:53:16.756 --> 01:53:18.902
I'm fucking starving right now.

01:53:18.902 --> 01:53:20.252
To be honest with you, I'm hungry.

01:53:20.252 --> 01:53:21.255
I haven't eaten all day.

01:53:21.255 --> 01:53:23.319
That's a lie.

01:53:23.319 --> 01:53:25.524
No, I haven't, I swear to god.

01:53:25.524 --> 01:53:33.458
I've been here all fucking day.

01:53:33.458 --> 01:53:34.640
When the fuck did I eat?

01:53:34.640 --> 01:53:43.279
Maybe have a pocket dog, a dressed up hot dog, in my pocket, just for that occasion.

01:53:44.694 --> 01:53:45.318
When you get hungry.

01:53:47.376 --> 01:53:49.715
I swear to god, I did not eat anything today, okay.

01:53:49.715 --> 01:53:55.604
You didn't even toss one salad today I can go for some talent.

01:53:55.604 --> 01:54:12.654
It's healthy no, jelly or syrup no the fuck do I have jelly or syrup scissor so random yeah, but you got it.

01:54:12.814 --> 01:54:17.162
Yeah, I did, he didn't oh he't, he's just mad about it.

01:54:17.993 --> 01:54:30.841
I don't think he did man jelly or syrup it's weird when we have to explain it, man let me know.

01:54:30.841 --> 01:54:31.707
So I want to be like.

01:54:31.707 --> 01:54:32.390
Is it awkward?

01:54:33.292 --> 01:54:36.738
we'll tell you off air no, you will not.

01:54:36.759 --> 01:54:37.119
Don't be a retard.

01:54:37.119 --> 01:54:37.761
Let me know, is it awkward?

01:54:37.761 --> 01:54:38.523
We'll tell you off air.

01:54:38.523 --> 01:54:39.304
No, you will not.

01:54:39.304 --> 01:54:40.286
Don't be a retard.

01:54:40.286 --> 01:54:42.135
Don't be retarded.

01:54:42.555 --> 01:54:43.157
You tell it.

01:54:43.497 --> 01:54:44.962
Oh, you tell it, you're the one who says it.

01:54:45.590 --> 01:54:45.971
You tell it.

01:54:45.971 --> 01:54:47.417
No, he knows what I'm talking about.

01:54:47.449 --> 01:54:48.555
What's jelly and syrup?

01:54:48.555 --> 01:54:54.853
You don't Jelly and syrup, did I Chili?

01:54:55.092 --> 01:54:58.997
and serum.

01:54:58.997 --> 01:55:04.782
Isn't that weird to explain it Right, like yeah, he's taking his fucking headphones off.

01:55:04.782 --> 01:55:06.224
Unbelievable, we're done here.

01:55:06.243 --> 01:55:08.345
This will be, Ladies and gentlemen.

01:55:08.345 --> 01:55:09.886
We have reached zero viewers.

01:55:09.886 --> 01:55:11.470
Just Google it.

01:55:11.470 --> 01:55:14.300
This is our last episode ever.

01:55:14.701 --> 01:55:17.569
I don't even know if we should put this on Spotify.

01:55:18.734 --> 01:55:21.538
We will In like nine weeks.

01:55:21.750 --> 01:55:22.592
Fucking new table.

01:55:22.592 --> 01:55:23.978
Man's going out on air.

01:55:23.978 --> 01:55:32.042
What Jelly, what?

01:55:33.243 --> 01:55:36.975
Sir, what the fuck are you talking about?

01:55:37.858 --> 01:55:42.369
Oh dude, what we do in life echoes in eternity.

01:55:42.390 --> 01:56:12.412
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