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Ever been left drinkless during a toast, or mused over the merits of 'Red Dawn' vs. its reboot? That's how we roll in our latest episode - a blend of irreverent humor and candid talk that meanders through our rise up the podc...

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Season 5

Ever been left drinkless during a toast, or mused over the merits of 'Red Dawn' vs. its reboot? That's how we roll in our latest episode - a blend of irreverent humor and candid talk that meanders through our rise up the podcast charts (who needs top 100 when you're indie gold?) to the wacky world of budget airlines. Patrick Swayze fanatics beware; we've got a segment that'll resonate with your 'Roadhouse' soul, and for those who've ever questioned the logic behind certain remakes, you're in good company.

Strap in for an auditory adventure where we don't just cross the line – we catapult over it, tackling topics that'll have you questioning our sanity. From the questionable benefits of 'performance-enhancing' podcasting to eco-unfriendly vehicle mishaps, we're serving up stories that are as bizarre as they are true. And for those who like their politics served with a side of sarcasm, we take a dig into the serious implications of Governor Abbott's border policies without losing that touch of comedic flair.

As night falls, things get a tad more spectral – are you ready for chills and chuckles in equal measure? We're sharing ghost stories that might make you steer clear of your basement, while also casting a skeptic's eye on the world of mediums and paranormal apps. Plus, we tease our potentially haunted 100th episode plans, because who doesn't want to mix a little ghost hunting with their podcast listening? Tune in and prepare for an episode that's as unconventional as a game of cornhole with a supernatural twist.

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Chapters

00:12 - Red Dawn and Roadhouse Reboot Talk

08:41 - Entertaining Banter Between Friends

22:41 - Political Division and Border Conflict

35:38 - Discussion on Paranormal Activity

40:25 - Paranormal Conversations and Investigations

50:31 - Ghost Hunting Banter and Teasing

57:00 - Ghostly Demonic Possession Discussion

01:00:33 - Discussion About Mediums and Fraud

Transcript
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tough transition right?

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no, that's okay, it's hard.

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Shut up, kevin.

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Oh yeah.

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I hit the wrong button.

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Shut up.

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That was all kinds of choppy A little bit.

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Don't worry about it, we'll fix that up, okay.

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Hey, cheers boys.

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America?

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Oh shit, you don't have one do you Unbelievable.

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I'm always left out.

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D-d-d-d-d-d.

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Oh, I couldn't.

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You know what Actually?

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Yeah, Could have played Civil War from fucking Guns N' Roses.

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Yeah, you could have did that.

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That's another, that's a.

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That's kind of slow, though.

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Yeah, you know, I don't know if I want to go that slow.

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I liked where you were going.

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We were just a little choppy getting there, that's all All right sorry, it's all right Apologize.

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Sorry, I forgot I'm the soundboard, I'm the fan.

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Whatever Doesn't matter.

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Yeah, listen, you're the guy.

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Yeah, you're the fucking guy.

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I got a guy.

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You are the guy, I got a guy.

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What about you, kev?

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You got a guy, I got guys.

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I'm sure you do.

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I got a guy here, a guy there.

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What do your guys do?

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You want a toe?

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I'll get you a toe.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 90.

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Oh yeah.

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Special Monday night edition Episode 90 of the Take a Deep Show.

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So, we figured we're doing 100 in Vegas at the Mirage.

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That's our plan.

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We'll see where their ranking is.

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We're moving up.

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Team ID McGeddon.

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The good news is we're still ranked number three in the Indie.

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Weed Podcast Also found out, we are number 74 in the top 100 of the comedy podcast.

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I would figure we'd be a lot higher on comedy than we are weed 74?

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Whose list is that?

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That would be Good Pods.

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Good Pods, correct, okay.

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So I'm just I'm like, should we be funnier, the weed thing's funny?

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Yeah that.

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So I'm just I'm like, should we be funnier, the weed thing's funny.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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I would figure that would you know.

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I don't feel like we really talk about it too much.

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Yeah, that's the funny part, but I guess our comedy behind that's just not funny.

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So we're not funny, I'm assuming so, since we're 74, but we're in the top three.

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We're on a list.

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We're on a list.

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Yeah, we are on a list, that's true.

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Yeah, the do not fly list.

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One or two lists.

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We're on that list.

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Well, individually, we don't need to talk about those things.

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No, no, we'll keep personal accomplishments out of this Well, yeah, speaking of things that don't fly Plan.

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Speaking of things that don't fly.

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Planes Air Alaska Wow.

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What do you want?

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Boeing 747s.

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Oh yeah, it's okay.

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We're going to make that better.

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We're going to get more diverse.

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We're not going to get the good pilots out here, it's okay, makes sense, I'm not flying Dude.

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I flew Air Alaska once.

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Oh, no, air Alaska, yeah, from From Alaska, from no, do you?

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Where the hell was I LA to Seattle, you weren't even going to.

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Alaska.

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No, you're on Air Alaska.

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LA to Seattle, yeah.

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What's there's like a.

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There's like some dude that's on the tail fin.

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It's like a picture of a guy.

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Yeah, from Alaska, finn.

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It's like a picture of a guy.

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One of our friends was telling me they got a deal from Spirit Airlines to Myrtle Beach from Newark for like $29 down and $36 back.

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Spirit Airlines.

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First of all, I'm surprised it's even open.

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Still, duct tape on the wings man I almost died on a flight going down to fucking Cancun when I was 21.

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We took a nosedive for a good two minutes and we had to make an emergency landing in Fort Myers, florida.

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That doesn't sound good at all.

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Lo and behold, we found out.

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We still took off.

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We landed in Cancun, get out of the plane and jet fuel was pouring out of the wing.

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Oh Me, flea Carlos and my buddy who I worked with at Four Winds.

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Because me and Carl was lit up and 20.

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Mexicans come running.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I was like what the fuck, that was a long time ago.

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I'm sure they fixed it gave us a $50 voucher they almost burned you up, dude that's like two flights or two Tito's and sodas.

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Oh my god, fuck that now.

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okay, so the reason we played the good, if anybody even recalls the intro music that we just used to open, that we tried to use.

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It worked.

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Oh, we used it, it worked, it's there it's on the soundboard so people can hear it.

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Alright, you know, but it's a good old 1984.

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I believe the movie came out, yeah, somewhere around there.

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The original.

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Red Dawn, the original Red Dawn, the only Red Dawn.

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The only Red Dawn, because the new Red Dawn that remake was bullshit Horrible.

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It wasn't that bad, it was awful.

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Dude, instead of one or two countries that invaded, there was 16 countries that invaded and the main guy gets killed.

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Sorry to ruin the ending for everybody.

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Chris Hemsworth.

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Yeah, he gets killed.

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When I saw that, I shut the movie off.

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I'm like, under no circumstances does that happen.

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Nonsense, absolute nonsense, because Dalton Patrick Swayze was the fucking Was the man?

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Was the man in that movie?

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True, no, I get it, I get it.

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Speaking of which, dalton Patrick Swayze?

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Yes, I saw, I saw.

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Have you seen the coming of Tractions?

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Yes, and Tractions, attractions, attractions, yes, with.

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Conor McGregor.

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Jake.

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Gyllenhaal Roadhouse.

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What are your?

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first impressions on the trailer.

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I wasn't interested at all until fucking McGregor came out.

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The second, I saw him get out wearing that green fucking jacket.

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I'm like, yes, I'm, I'm watching this.

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I have to watch it, okay.

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So my whole issue with it is like I know he he fucking played the the boxer in some movie and uh, but where does fucking gillan all get off being a ripped badass?

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Bro, he's fucking, he's jacked.

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I know I saying you know where does he get off being a ripped badass?

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I don't know, but he played it well in the trailer when he's like, oh, how close is the closest hospital?

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And then he slaps him.

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Oh my God, boom slaps him again.

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He looks like he's psychotic in that.

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He does look a little out of his mind.

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Well, he's a little fucking roided up.

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I'm sure that dude is absolutely shredded, yeah, shredded.

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I don't care if I took 40 years to look.

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That ain't happening, so I don't know if that's CGI, you don't have the personal chef, the time nor the money to pay the trainer.

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This is true and I'm sure they go on some, you know.

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Are you saying he's airbrushed?

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I mean, unless you're using a high dose of HGH and some tests and some Deca.

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A little of this, a little of that, sprinkling a little ab juice in there.

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Yeah, bro.

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For you to get to look like that the work you got to put behind it, or unless you have some you know You're working out four hours a day and eating lots of burped chicken, you know like what you blame me for when I beat you.

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Oh, here it is Flat footed, here it is Throwing the football.

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So what's the information you dug up that you decide?

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to accuse me.

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You have some breaking news.

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Well, I mean, I have issues with many aspects of what happened.

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Oh well, then we have breaking news then for that.

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Okay, You've heard it here first.

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Ladies and gentlemen, OBS is blaming me for using PEDs.

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No, I didn't say that.

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I will show you the text message where you said it and I'll share it with the screen.

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I will explain to the people.

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So then, what's?

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your breakdown of PEDs.

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What's PEDs stand for?

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I'm just saying I have other issues besides those.

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I've used those Fleshlight.

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What, first of all, I got all liquored up at Farbman's, you know, to begin with, so I mean, we didn't even drink a bottle, though.

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No, I mean we, we hadn't.

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You know, yeah Right, Um, conditions were terrible.

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Number two, um, number three, Number two, Number three.

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I think being flat-footed probably would have helped me.

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And you know, then your test came up dirty, dude, Turns out, you're like popping Adderall and stuff.

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The last time I looked, Adderall didn't do anything for arm strength.

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This is true.

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I don't know.

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That's more hand-eye coordination.

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My whole point is there's a lot of questions, you know, just saying.

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I mean the only question really was who threw the ball further.

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Yes, no, yeah, yeah, I mean I'm not denying the result.

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It sounds like you are.

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Not denying the result.

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Sounds like you want to recap.

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You know, I'm just.

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I mean, I got the ball in the car.

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You want to go again?

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See, I think this should be done under good conditions.

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We'll wait until June.

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Maybe From there we'll go right to the baseball mound.

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Then what happens to the bet that we can do?

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Apparently, you are not getting your truck fixed.

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I'm going to get set on fire.

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Here's the thing with the bet.

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I don't know how much I'm in for.

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I could be in for like 12 grand.

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We don't even know what's wrong with your truck.

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It's the pump.

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It's the oil pump.

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I'm buying the oil pump.

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But I'm just saying we haven't had a professional look at this thing.

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We don't need professionals, kevin.

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Obviously, you see us out there on the field slinging shit.

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What are you doing?

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Need professionals, jesus.

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Certainly no professionals in this room?

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No, obviously not, obviously not.

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So we're going to need Dude.

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I'm about to set up a refinery where you've been parking.

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I'm just like I might as well.

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I might as well just put a bucket underneath it and just recycle it.

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It'll be better than pouring six quarts of oil in every week.

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Have you seen the rainbow driveway on the way up it's?

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beautiful.

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It's like a portrait.

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Have you seen it?

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No, I haven't.

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It's a landscape view rainbow.

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It goes all the way up the driveway.

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We should get some Dawn dish soap and a brush.

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You clean that shit right out.

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Dish soap, that and fucking power wash.

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Does that power washer work?

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I was walking the garbage can down down earlier and it was like kind of came across like a real thick rainbows and I was like I can't hide from anybody.

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I'll tell you that I was like oh man, I hope this isn't slippery please don't let me go down, don't let me go down um does that power washer work?

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Yeah, yeah, so I can get by like fucking box of dawn get some soap, get some soap, throw that in there.

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Boom Bam, suds it up.

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Blow it Shoot no.

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Did you just say blow and shoot.

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That's bad All right, that was no good so we got to wait until there's good weather out there.

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I mean, you're still going to get throttled.

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I don't doubt the Throttling.

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I don't know, I don't know.

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I do want to say that I brought the throw up to some other people and the immediate response was well, pat's got a stronger arm.

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Yeah.

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I mean, the film was broken down by professionals.

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It's on huddle right now.

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Show the kids what to anduddle right now.

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Oh, show the kids what to and what not to do.

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Yeah, wow.

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Wow, I mean, like I said, man, I don't think the conditions favored a moving throw, I think the flat-footed throw.

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Whose fault is?

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that.

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I think it's the fault.

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I don't think that's fair.

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So now I'm being faulted for throwing flat, or am I being accused for-?

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You're not being accused of anything, All right, then what are we complaining about?

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I really don't know.

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Okay, we're on a roller coaster.

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Five viewers three viewers, five viewers, three viewers, five viewers, three viewers.

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It's bipolar.

00:12:59,682 --> 00:13:03,548
It's okay, you got two of you, so there's actually one person Hi.

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Ben, we were up to five.

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I've said my gripes that I've had.

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I don't know you continue on a daily basis.

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You shouldered me in the hallway.

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You're so angry.

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You've been very salt baish.

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He shoulders me.

00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,246
He's been very salty, literally shoulders me after the throw.

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Dude, I have not shouldered him.

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My body's falling apart.

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I would not shoulder him.

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He is falling apart, by the way, my lifespan.

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I'm at the stage of where you have to blow out the cartridge for the nintendo system and you could still play it, but you just got to be like oh and then you got to do the click yikes at the edge.

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I'm not quite where you have to put the game on top of the game.

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I'm just like where you can blow it out, stick it in and it's gonna work.

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Okay, a little bit.

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I'm all about blowing it out and sticking it in.

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Let's go.

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That's where I am in life right now.

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Are you okay over there bud Contact lenses, it's all right, we don't need those here.

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Oh shit, did I lose?

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Oh fuck, god, damn it.

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What's going on?

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He lost a lens.

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I think I lost a lens.

00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:04,606
Do you want me to look?

00:14:04,606 --> 00:14:06,008
Do you want me to turn the flashlight on?

00:14:06,369 --> 00:14:08,051
No, Can you get the saline?

00:14:08,051 --> 00:14:08,530
Solution?

00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,972
Oh dude, you want some saline.

00:14:09,993 --> 00:14:13,096
Nope, I'm good, I'm good, I'm solid, I'm solid.

00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:13,677
Why not?

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I will fucking.

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Uber home first.

00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:28,482
Let's get it you okay over there yeah all right, you sure Sure, yeah, all right, all right.

00:14:28,482 --> 00:14:33,480
So if anybody's out there listening up besides fucking Kevin and Maddie over here, give us a call on our hotline 845-842 and we'll call you back 1652.

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Come on, Coach John.

00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:38,179
Call in 845-842-1652.

00:14:38,179 --> 00:14:42,370
If we don't answer, we're the only station that's going to call you back.

00:14:43,721 --> 00:14:45,405
Thank God for caller ID.

00:14:45,405 --> 00:14:45,787
Yes.

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Awesome, it should work.

00:14:49,744 --> 00:14:56,486
Oh, that's what I had to do, to see if I can fucking download the program onto the computer and have it come through the computer.

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Oh, next week, next show 91.

00:15:01,294 --> 00:15:02,745
91 will work on that.

00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:03,809
Yeah, we'll get on that.

00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:06,323
Are we going to do something for Centennial?

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We're going to Vegas.

00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:12,014
Yeah, you didn't know that On Spirit Airlines Live show.

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I was thinking about Air Alaska straight up Live show with the Mirage.

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I'll drive All right?

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Does Kevin from our baseball team?

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Does he do anything besides send the dumbest shit?

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Does he do anything besides send the dumbest shit, I mean, aside from giving handies in the emergency room?

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I don't know.

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First of all, what does this say?

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The tick after you pull it off your dog.

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Yeah, I saw that that's something Kevin would say.

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Look at what it is Kevin and a Kevin.

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Well, why is that something?

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Kevin would say.

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Look at what it is.

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That's Kevin and a Kevin.

00:15:49,056 --> 00:15:50,458
Well, why is that something?

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I would say.

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I guess is it in?

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That's not something.

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I would say Kevin's yes, it is no, it's not.

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It is not no because he would have made a racist comment along with the tick comment, brian.

00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:03,254
Murphy is watching along with us.

00:16:07,894 --> 00:16:10,523
Hey, murph, so my biggest.

00:16:10,523 --> 00:16:16,971
Okay, I see it, this is where I just smoke and it went straight to my head right there for a second and I had some brain, whatever going on.

00:16:16,971 --> 00:16:17,633
So where were we?

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Name Bramage, what?

00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,181
No.

00:16:24,404 --> 00:16:33,513
Now, the past week after beating Kevin with the throw, my main concern in life, to be honest with you is.

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Are we publicizing it as much as possible?

00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,256
I would like to.

00:16:37,256 --> 00:16:41,865
I mean, we got quite a few people watching the videos, I mean an event happened.

00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:44,889
We should let people know an event happened they saw it.

00:16:44,908 --> 00:16:45,409
A lot of people watched.

00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:46,032
You know an event happened.

00:16:46,032 --> 00:16:47,316
We should let people know an event happened.

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They saw it.

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A lot of people watched.

00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,687
You know I just have Wolverines.

00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:57,128
A grenade, a football, whatever that's it.

00:16:57,128 --> 00:16:59,187
I can throw it further than you Was that a salute.

00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:03,504
I don't know what I just tried to do there, but I did strain my shoulder, I think a little bit, by fucking doing that no-transcript.

00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:09,182
I stretched it a little too far, but it doesn't matter, so we're going to reschedule this.

00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,045
I think we should.

00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:10,726
I think it's fair.

00:17:10,726 --> 00:17:12,068
I think it's only fair, of course it's fair.

00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:15,074
It's for you to lose again, to lose again.

00:17:15,074 --> 00:17:17,769
Just saying I think it's only fair, I mean.

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I mean better.

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It's going to have more air in the football, which means I'm going to throw it out.

00:17:24,114 --> 00:17:24,934
Yeah, that was another thing.

00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:26,936
I didn't even feel the need to bring that up.

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I brought it up.

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It doesn't matter.

00:17:29,474 --> 00:17:30,563
You tested the football out.

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It didn't seem to have a problem with it.

00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:39,069
At the time, yeah, but I think as you do say a lot of stuff after the fact.

00:17:40,381 --> 00:17:42,865
These are things that would have been useful brought up prior to.

00:17:42,865 --> 00:17:44,269
I have an air pump.

00:17:44,349 --> 00:17:45,712
We certainly can put some air in the bowl.

00:17:45,712 --> 00:17:47,426
I knew it was a little flat.

00:17:47,426 --> 00:17:48,551
I still threw it.

00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:49,516
Yeah, so did I.

00:17:49,516 --> 00:17:52,003
I didn't complain about it.

00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:52,705
I didn't either.

00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,211
I'm just saying you are, now you are.

00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:56,903
You haven't stopped complaining about it since we did it.

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You're the one that brought it up.

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I brought it up merely agreeing with you about it.

00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:02,749
Yeah, but I didn't complain.

00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,670
I'm not complaining about it.

00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:04,510
I'm not complaining about it.

00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:04,951
Yes, you are.

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A little bit.

00:18:05,932 --> 00:18:07,433
I think it was your reschedule.

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Ball was a little flat.

00:18:08,615 --> 00:18:11,867
You started it, conditions were a little ungood.

00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,423
I see the little game you're trying to play here.

00:18:14,423 --> 00:18:17,145
It's not going to work.

00:18:17,145 --> 00:18:18,007
What are you talking about?

00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:19,689
I don't see anything.

00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:20,430
What game.

00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,571
Good cop, bad cop, salt bae.

00:18:22,571 --> 00:18:23,794
Yeah, good cop, bad cop.

00:18:23,794 --> 00:18:25,355
What are you talking about?

00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:31,023
Listen, so I'll have a little bit more PSI in it.

00:18:31,023 --> 00:18:35,029
You get your running start If you want us to put some clay down or some dry dirt.

00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:38,194
perhaps you should wear some spikes Wet ball.

00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:44,453
You know, like a whole lot of stuff, man, Like if you want to take a microscope to it, then there's a lot of shit.

00:18:44,453 --> 00:18:48,401
That was sketchy, I threw it, yeah, so did.

00:18:48,883 --> 00:18:53,906
I I toweled it off and everything for you, both, for me, same conditions.

00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,008
I don't remember it being toweled off.

00:18:56,008 --> 00:18:57,880
It was toweled off, it's on video.

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You can go back and watch.

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You can see me wrapping it in a towel.

00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,606
I'm not denying it.

00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:03,885
He must have been that drunk.

00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:06,092
Well, dude, I'm telling you, that's not a big thing.

00:19:06,761 --> 00:19:07,946
Whose fault is that there?

00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:08,307
Alki.

00:19:09,162 --> 00:19:10,046
I feel like we're back in.

00:19:10,046 --> 00:19:12,949
I feel like I was taking advantage of him honestly.

00:19:14,844 --> 00:19:16,950
Yeah, we were plotting behind your back.

00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:18,561
I'm like Matty, you want to do me a favor.

00:19:18,561 --> 00:19:19,123
What was that?

00:19:19,143 --> 00:19:19,624
movie.

00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:20,204
What was it?

00:19:20,204 --> 00:19:21,887
Beer Beer Olympics.

00:19:21,887 --> 00:19:23,470
What was the name of the movie?

00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:25,554
Beer Fest, beer Fest.

00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,582
He's not that drunk.

00:19:29,582 --> 00:19:32,625
Do you honestly think we were in communications with each other when?

00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:37,530
I'm like, matty, make sure you get Kevin over to your house, feed him some liquor.

00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:40,794
No, then let's challenge him from throwing up the football.

00:19:40,794 --> 00:19:47,482
I think he acted alone, oh yeah, but what's he going to get out of it?

00:19:47,502 --> 00:19:48,665
He's not getting anything out of it.

00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:49,989
There is no conspiracy.

00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:50,810
He acted alone.

00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:51,692
There was a single shooter.

00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:56,734
So he's trying to take advantage of you.

00:19:56,734 --> 00:20:00,328
Is that what you're saying, lee Harvey Osforb?

00:20:00,348 --> 00:20:00,429
Wait.

00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:02,182
So he's.

00:20:02,182 --> 00:20:03,528
This is not the guy in the grassy knoll.

00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,866
No, I was in the book suppository, moment Suppository.

00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:09,950
See what I did there.

00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:12,438
A little bit ass up in the air.

00:20:12,438 --> 00:20:15,263
Oh wait, yeah, so.

00:20:15,263 --> 00:20:17,067
Okay, so you worked alone, uh-huh.

00:20:17,627 --> 00:20:18,770
Uh-huh Could be, I don't know.

00:20:19,111 --> 00:20:19,652
Was it okay?

00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:23,942
Was it a magic?

00:20:23,962 --> 00:20:24,384
shot glass.

00:20:24,444 --> 00:20:25,749
I don't think it was premeditated.

00:20:25,749 --> 00:20:27,426
I think it just fell into his lap.

00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,488
He was like you know what I'm going to do In his head.

00:20:29,488 --> 00:20:31,545
I'm going to get this going on tonight.

00:20:31,545 --> 00:20:33,089
He's like hey Hobbs.

00:20:33,259 --> 00:20:34,707
Do you know how many times we talked about it?

00:20:34,707 --> 00:20:38,530
We're like we should talk him out of this because it's not going to end well in his favor.

00:20:45,842 --> 00:20:47,971
I seem to recall someone calling me and be like I'm going to be in the neighborhood, what you doing.

00:20:47,971 --> 00:20:49,175
I said would you like to come over for some brown alcohol?

00:20:49,195 --> 00:20:53,868
Well, yes, that's why I'm calling, oh you sound like the girls accusing fucking Bauer.

00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:55,352
You know you take everything.

00:20:56,102 --> 00:21:00,750
Oh shit, You're that cum dumpster whore like fucking trap.

00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:01,432
Trevor Bauer.

00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,884
You sound like that.

00:21:02,884 --> 00:21:04,142
Let's get money out of him.

00:21:04,142 --> 00:21:04,403
You're like.

00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:08,991
I told him to fuck my ass and pull my hair, but now I'm going public with that, yeah.

00:21:09,252 --> 00:21:11,925
Whoa Sexual misconduct.

00:21:11,925 --> 00:21:16,665
I feel like-, but you're doing it with alcohol.

00:21:16,787 --> 00:21:17,528
I feel abused.

00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:18,818
I don't know what's going on here.

00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:27,227
When Trevor Bauer the accusers of Trevor Bauer this has to do with me, because you're like, hey, yeah, I'll take that alcohol, yeah, I'll come over.

00:21:28,327 --> 00:21:31,412
Yeah, yeah, let's send Pat some texts, let's talk some shit.

00:21:31,412 --> 00:21:34,976
And now, all of a sudden, all of a sudden Did I?

00:21:36,002 --> 00:21:38,426
Be honest, I did not say that.

00:21:38,619 --> 00:21:40,428
Do we want to go back to the fucking live?

00:21:40,428 --> 00:21:42,564
Do we want to go back to the live live?

00:21:42,564 --> 00:21:43,465
Do we want to go back to the live?

00:21:43,465 --> 00:21:45,832
Because we did?

00:21:45,852 --> 00:21:46,953
a live at my house.

00:21:46,953 --> 00:21:49,247
Oh no, but obviously I was probably drunk already.

00:21:49,247 --> 00:21:51,005
Why are you blaming him?

00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:53,022
I'm not blaming him.

00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:54,587
Take some responsibility.

00:21:54,587 --> 00:21:56,362
Admit you have a problem.

00:21:57,266 --> 00:21:58,481
Wow, wow.

00:21:58,481 --> 00:22:01,381
That's where we're going with this Holy Christ.

00:22:01,401 --> 00:22:02,864
Kevin, welcome to your intervention.

00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:03,805
Live Kevin's intervention.

00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:08,151
To your intervention Live Kevin's intervention With no one watching.

00:22:08,151 --> 00:22:18,444
Anybody's out there watching as he takes the next sip of his scotch?

00:22:18,444 --> 00:22:22,950
This is us, as friends, getting together to show that we love you.

00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,912
I appreciate it.

00:22:24,912 --> 00:22:26,073
Okay, I appreciate it.

00:22:26,073 --> 00:22:28,055
Can we get like Dr Drew in here or something?

00:22:29,175 --> 00:22:35,180
No, Coming in this room and talking about that is like getting the dick shook on you after someone's done peeing.

00:22:37,326 --> 00:22:38,348
Who the fuck does that?

00:22:38,348 --> 00:22:45,586
I just I hate the awkward silence after I ask the question.

00:22:46,106 --> 00:22:46,970
It's a little concerning.

00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:48,347
It looks like he was cast in a spell.

00:22:51,183 --> 00:22:55,413
I hate when they piss their dick on you and you're like what, who does that?

00:22:55,413 --> 00:22:57,567
And then it's nobody.

00:22:57,567 --> 00:22:58,609
It's never happened.

00:22:58,609 --> 00:23:00,405
Forecast is right yeah.

00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:02,701
You got Rain.

00:23:02,742 --> 00:23:03,925
Thunderson standing over you.

00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,372
That's it.

00:23:06,372 --> 00:23:09,127
It's like Dungeons and Dragons for you, pal.

00:23:09,127 --> 00:23:11,925
No wonder why no one watches us.

00:23:17,061 --> 00:23:20,028
Do you have your phone not on vibrate in case someone calls?

00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:20,931
Yeah.

00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:22,253
Okay, just checking.

00:23:22,253 --> 00:23:24,634
It's Bluetooth to the thing, all right, well, the ringer's off.

00:23:24,634 --> 00:23:25,776
I don't care what's Bluetooth to the thing, all right, well, the ringer's off.

00:23:25,776 --> 00:23:27,263
I don't care what's Bluetooth to the thing.

00:23:27,559 --> 00:23:31,290
No, even if the ringer's off and it's connected, it'll still ring through the board.

00:23:31,621 --> 00:23:34,013
Oh, it'll still ring through the board even though we can't answer it.

00:23:36,323 --> 00:23:39,912
Yeah, well, no, we answer it and I have to fucking hit one to connect to the phone call.

00:23:39,912 --> 00:23:41,986
That's the dumb thing about the Google.

00:23:41,986 --> 00:23:45,185
Whatever the Google, Google phone, Google nuts.

00:23:46,059 --> 00:23:47,241
We should have kept Plum Stream.

00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:47,782
Is there soda?

00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:49,505
there what.

00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:51,067
Soda, there is.

00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:52,088
Yes, yeah, it's right there.

00:23:52,108 --> 00:23:52,569
Yeah, can I see it?

00:23:52,569 --> 00:23:53,912
Yeah, it's right there.

00:23:53,912 --> 00:23:54,593
What do you need to say?

00:23:55,213 --> 00:23:57,842
Can you see it, can you?

00:23:57,862 --> 00:24:04,209
see it, we all three of us have become very childish right now, so we need to stop it, to move forward.

00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:07,231
Once again at Kevin's intervention.

00:24:07,251 --> 00:24:09,194
All right, do we all agree to just come out of this now?

00:24:10,155 --> 00:24:10,977
I don't know Out of what.

00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:14,609
Are we replanning this?

00:24:14,609 --> 00:24:16,407
What are we coming out of?

00:24:21,617 --> 00:24:22,019
Out of the break.

00:24:22,019 --> 00:24:23,320
We're all assholes to each other.

00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,647
We really are.

00:24:26,647 --> 00:24:27,730
We really are.

00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:29,373
We really don't care about anybody's feelings.

00:24:31,799 --> 00:24:32,522
And we keep on going at each other.

00:24:32,522 --> 00:24:34,392
Oh, check your fucking feelings at the door, motherfucker.

00:24:34,392 --> 00:24:36,646
This is the Take it Deep show, yeah.

00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,464
So check yourself, kevin.

00:24:38,464 --> 00:24:43,092
Yeah, sensitive one, wow show, yeah, so check yourself.

00:24:43,112 --> 00:24:44,015
Kevin, yeah, sensitive one Wow.

00:24:44,035 --> 00:24:44,096
Wow.

00:24:44,096 --> 00:24:53,131
Anyway, he's the first one that would take a call from the government or not the government, but from Texas to join the line down in Texas.

00:24:53,359 --> 00:25:00,905
Oh yeah, Give me a fucking organized group, Like you know, highly funded, organized, you know.

00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:02,173
He's a's a terrorist.

00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:05,047
He's gonna be a fucking domestic terrorist no, I'm gonna.

00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,713
I'm gonna be a domestic protector.

00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:08,279
Are we bringing explosives?

00:25:08,279 --> 00:25:09,343
That's what I'm gonna be.

00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:12,009
I don't know, man.

00:25:12,009 --> 00:25:18,189
I'm assuming they're just gonna hand that shit to me at the border now that's crossing to texas.

00:25:18,189 --> 00:25:19,330
They give you like a rifle.

00:25:19,330 --> 00:25:20,534
Who's got an extra gun?

00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:24,166
I'm here to stay in the line.

00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:25,663
Rifle and some beef jerky.

00:25:25,784 --> 00:25:27,890
I can see Kevin just like throwing it over his shoulder.

00:25:27,910 --> 00:25:29,804
Oh fuck, are they giving out beef jerky?

00:25:29,804 --> 00:25:29,864
I?

00:25:30,003 --> 00:25:30,886
don't know, I'll go.

00:25:30,886 --> 00:25:33,365
He's trying to find like the highest tree.

00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:41,809
He's like I'm going to snipe people out, it's no trees, yeah, no trees in Texas bro, the highest point wherever I mean the book suppository.

00:25:41,809 --> 00:25:44,555
That's where you're going.

00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:46,089
I go rooftop.

00:25:46,695 --> 00:25:50,130
He's going to be the guy that's going to get shot from a tank Right in the suppository.

00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:53,809
He's going to get suppository from a tank Right in his ass.

00:25:53,809 --> 00:25:57,401
Now, actually, let's be serious about this.

00:25:57,401 --> 00:25:58,781
The whole thing that's going on in Texas.

00:25:59,403 --> 00:26:05,131
How many of you Facebook fuckers are going to put a Texan flag on your picture?

00:26:05,372 --> 00:26:06,814
I bet a lot of them Profile shit.

00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,276
I'm going to say no to a lot of them.

00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:13,858
You're going to stand with Texas, you fucking communists.

00:26:13,858 --> 00:26:27,453
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,824
I have issues with the whole, just everybody.

00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:39,193
No, just to fly in the Ukraine flag and like, oh, whatever flag you're flying, because your heart bleeds for them, go fuck yourself.

00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:40,256
And three back to two.

00:26:41,779 --> 00:26:43,667
You know, give me a stand with Texas flag.

00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,287
Oh, I'll stand with Texas 110%.

00:26:46,528 --> 00:26:47,009
Oh, me too.

00:26:47,009 --> 00:26:47,932
That's what I'm saying.

00:26:48,221 --> 00:26:51,025
I don't want to put it on Facebook, I'd rather just go do it yeah.

00:26:51,907 --> 00:26:52,410
Exactly so.

00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:54,965
Okay, so the whole story is the.

00:26:54,965 --> 00:26:56,009
Who is it?

00:26:56,009 --> 00:26:57,332
Greg Abbott, is that his name?

00:26:57,332 --> 00:27:01,676
The governor, the governor yes, I have it pulled up.

00:27:01,676 --> 00:27:18,468
So Governor Greg Abbott has had the troopers and the National Guard putting up razor wire across the border separating them in Mexico Because they're being Invaded.

00:27:19,602 --> 00:27:20,365
They're under siege.

00:27:22,542 --> 00:27:23,724
That you know to tie that in.

00:27:23,724 --> 00:27:25,327
You see that video of that terrorist.

00:27:26,830 --> 00:27:27,230
The guy.

00:27:27,491 --> 00:27:28,272
Right, you saw it.

00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:29,035
I know you saw it.

00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,585
If you were smart, you'd know who I am.

00:27:30,585 --> 00:27:31,346
Yeah, that guy.

00:27:31,346 --> 00:27:32,269
So that guy, some guy.

00:27:32,881 --> 00:27:34,667
And meanwhile, he's not a Mexican, he's Islamic.

00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:42,201
Lo and behold they find out.

00:27:42,221 --> 00:27:44,365
He's the vice president of this Islamic committee and he's a fucking terrorist.

00:27:44,365 --> 00:27:44,825
Now he's in the US.

00:27:44,825 --> 00:27:45,546
He's a big time guy too.

00:27:45,566 --> 00:27:46,467
He did, Didn't he do, didn't he do?

00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:48,410
He did time, hard time for something, didn't he?

00:27:48,730 --> 00:27:51,574
Yeah, no, he's like top of the list kind of guy.

00:27:51,894 --> 00:27:55,142
Oh, I was on the watch list, Came right over though.

00:27:55,162 --> 00:27:59,549
So he's in the US now and nowhere to be found.

00:27:59,549 --> 00:28:01,252
I can't imagine.

00:28:01,252 --> 00:28:21,740
Okay, so, with this whole nonsense going on with the barbed wire and whatnot, at first the US fucking Supreme Court voted and everything was fine because Texas was pretty much defending themselves.

00:28:21,779 --> 00:28:30,670
They said yes, do what you have to do, and then and then last week in a five to four order, without an opinion.

00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:33,233
Where'd it go?

00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:33,954
Oh, there it is.

00:28:33,954 --> 00:28:40,765
The Supreme Court granted the US Solicitor General's request that the border agents be allowed to remove the razor wire.

00:28:40,765 --> 00:28:47,890
So now you have the border agents, you have the National Guard, you have the troopers.

00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:53,007
The border agents, by the way, are the fucking pawns and the fucking.

00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,069
I feel terrible for those guys.

00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,221
Absolutely terrible for those guys and there goes our viewers it doesn't matter.

00:29:00,202 --> 00:29:04,230
And, because of it, the uproar that it's caused.

00:29:04,230 --> 00:29:13,786
It looks like the government is like just fuck Texas, fuck everybody down there, let's open the border, get the razor wire away.

00:29:14,146 --> 00:29:15,330
Open it up, yep.

00:29:15,330 --> 00:29:18,364
Well, they need more people to come through and vote To the point of where.

00:29:18,825 --> 00:29:25,693
Biden verbatim said he'll fly over some F-15s if nobody listens to him.

00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:34,269
Oh yeah, yep, he threatened violence against his own people, dude everybody's turning on this guy, even the fucking New York City mayor guy.

00:29:34,269 --> 00:29:34,871
You see this.

00:29:35,780 --> 00:29:41,799
Even Ukraine just turned on him by saying that all the money that went to Ukraine for the war, it didn't go to Ukraine.

00:29:42,141 --> 00:29:52,528
You know he's like getting overwhelmed with it, fucking migrants and stuff, and like he's putting the like mandatory fucking phase system to it, so there's no big like surprise.

00:29:52,528 --> 00:29:56,217
Three hundred two in the morning, sort of thing, you know like they've been doing.

00:29:56,217 --> 00:29:59,584
Yeah, Like even that guy's getting fed up.

00:29:59,584 --> 00:30:03,210
You know like it's so ridiculous.

00:30:05,779 --> 00:30:09,707
Eric Adams has probably promised money and our president reneged.

00:30:13,773 --> 00:30:17,586
Maybe yeah, wouldn't surprise me surprise me.

00:30:17,748 --> 00:30:29,926
Well now, the point that it's gotten to now is this week they're predicting this huge truck caravan of over 100,000 fucking trucks.

00:30:29,948 --> 00:30:39,811
Did you see the fucking train no Fucking train coming down the tracks by the border, loaded, loaded with people?

00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,260
To cross the Rio Grande.

00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,321
I have seen that, yeah.

00:30:48,864 --> 00:30:53,646
I got a bad bad feeling about this.

00:30:53,948 --> 00:31:02,773
The governor has cited something in the Constitution that allowed him to write Article 4.

00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:07,217
To protect his state, he's declared an invasion Right.

00:31:07,217 --> 00:31:20,904
And you got this fucking jerk off in the White House and these other fucking left-wing dickheads that are fucking screaming to open the fucking border.

00:31:20,904 --> 00:31:25,329
And what's going to end up being is this is where the Civil War is going to start, because the guys from Texas are not going to fucking back down.

00:31:25,329 --> 00:31:28,834
And now you got Florida and Kentucky and Tennessee.

00:31:28,834 --> 00:31:31,375
Everyone's starting to send resources.

00:31:31,897 --> 00:31:36,411
I think there's like 10 states that sent like National Guard troops and there's more that promised.

00:31:36,411 --> 00:31:37,667
I think 10 only have actually sent troops so far.

00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:45,076
Yes, there's more that promised and I think 10 only have actually sent truth so far?

00:31:45,096 --> 00:31:49,087
yes, Well what?

00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:55,130
say you, charlie Thompson, with all your fucking, smart, fucking tweets Wow Fucking and your demo buddies.

00:31:55,130 --> 00:32:02,830
Fucking guy's irking me with his fucking tweets on.

00:32:02,830 --> 00:32:03,673
Twitter.

00:32:03,692 --> 00:32:04,375
You following them Mm-hmm.

00:32:04,394 --> 00:32:04,895
Yeah, who's that Our?

00:32:04,915 --> 00:32:05,016
guest.

00:32:05,036 --> 00:32:05,698
The guy that I got.

00:32:05,718 --> 00:32:08,182
Oh yeah, Our political expert.

00:32:10,547 --> 00:32:17,045
He seemed very down to earth when he was on the show, but he's very fucking left-swinging, fucking nonsense, bullshit on fucking Twitter.

00:32:17,306 --> 00:32:17,425
Why?

00:32:17,425 --> 00:32:18,021
What was he saying?

00:32:18,082 --> 00:32:18,363
on Twitter.

00:32:18,363 --> 00:32:19,025
I'm Kenny.

00:32:19,065 --> 00:32:20,569
Powers and you're fucking out.

00:32:20,569 --> 00:32:24,068
He'll definitely be coming back to the show now after that comment.

00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:28,345
I think he'd love it.

00:32:29,261 --> 00:32:31,512
I think he owns it Fucking Kenny Powers.

00:32:31,894 --> 00:32:32,799
He definitely owns it, dude.

00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:34,445
He's like 8'9".

00:32:34,445 --> 00:32:34,807
How old is he?

00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:35,681
6'7".

00:32:35,681 --> 00:32:36,922
He's a big dude, he's a big man, big man.

00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:37,883
Yes, he's got to own it seven.

00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,605
He's a big dude, he's a big man.

00:32:39,605 --> 00:32:40,685
Big man, yes, he's got to own it, man.

00:32:40,705 --> 00:32:40,986
So what did?

00:32:41,006 --> 00:32:46,291
he say on Twitter oh, he's fucking buying into all this fucking nonsense, leftist fucking.

00:32:46,791 --> 00:32:47,853
Without the fucking.

00:32:47,853 --> 00:32:50,875
Can you replace those words so we can know what you're talking about?

00:32:50,875 --> 00:32:51,257
I'm sorry.

00:32:54,127 --> 00:32:55,875
I don't know how to talk any other way.

00:32:55,875 --> 00:33:02,121
Okay, I got you.

00:33:02,121 --> 00:33:06,009
He's jumping on the bandwagon with all the stuff in New York going on with Trump and the trial and the judges and everything.

00:33:06,009 --> 00:33:12,367
And you know, just again with the with the nonsense like oh, the judges are doing the right thing and this one's that, and Trump is garbage.

00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:15,490
And truthfully, I don't really give a shit about Trump.

00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:17,182
The guy just being?

00:33:17,544 --> 00:33:21,983
he's just being totally mistreated completely unfairly.

00:33:22,164 --> 00:33:25,442
Just the whole basis of it is ridiculous.

00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:26,909
Two things need to happen.

00:33:26,909 --> 00:33:32,355
He needs to shut his fucking hole and these people need to leave him the fuck alone, because it's all bullshit.

00:33:32,355 --> 00:33:33,321
He'll never be quiet.

00:33:33,321 --> 00:33:34,928
I know that's his problem.

00:33:34,928 --> 00:33:35,887
That's a downfall.

00:33:36,111 --> 00:33:38,023
That's not his problem though.

00:33:38,023 --> 00:33:39,944
That's one of the best things about him.

00:33:42,461 --> 00:33:43,825
It's getting old.

00:33:43,884 --> 00:33:45,651
He doesn't shut up yeah.

00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,470
He needs to know when to shut up.

00:33:47,490 --> 00:33:48,179
That's why he lost the election.

00:33:48,199 --> 00:33:49,700
Yes, he needs to know when to shut up.

00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:52,467
He lost the election because he was a fucking rigged up.

00:33:52,467 --> 00:33:56,085
That's I mean, what that guy said.

00:33:56,299 --> 00:33:59,523
Yeah, you know, I mean let's be honest here, but it didn't help him.

00:34:00,726 --> 00:34:01,186
It didn't.

00:34:01,186 --> 00:34:05,372
Well, we don't know that During the debate.

00:34:05,451 --> 00:34:10,362
he wouldn't shut up, he just kept on fucking interrupting.

00:34:10,362 --> 00:34:14,811
And it ruined, it made him look bad at the point where he just he wouldn't fucking stop.

00:34:15,152 --> 00:34:15,873
I get it, man.

00:34:15,873 --> 00:34:18,960
It's not his most redeeming quality, it's not a great optic.

00:34:18,981 --> 00:34:19,722
It's not his most redeeming quality.

00:34:19,742 --> 00:34:20,663
It's not a great optic.

00:34:20,663 --> 00:34:21,284
It's not a great optic.

00:34:21,284 --> 00:34:22,224
I get it, you know.

00:34:22,344 --> 00:34:23,786
but this is what's going to happen.

00:34:24,027 --> 00:34:25,449
He didn't lose it because of that.

00:34:25,449 --> 00:34:27,090
He lost it because it was rigged.

00:34:27,371 --> 00:34:28,472
This is what's going to happen.

00:34:28,512 --> 00:34:29,594
They're going to force it.

00:34:29,594 --> 00:34:37,264
They're going to force it to where you know, prove me wrong.

00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:43,827
To where he's all tied up in legal battles, to where Nikki Haley's going to get the fucking nod, oh no, not a fucking prayer.

00:34:43,887 --> 00:34:45,112
No, she won't not.

00:34:45,172 --> 00:34:58,347
So she can be, so she can be the puppet in the fucking white house that ridiculous cum dumpster plant bullshit and there's no fucking cum dumpsterist president, dude, forget the shit going on in Texas.

00:34:58,447 --> 00:35:00,793
If she gets the nod, then you'll have the Civil War.

00:35:03,021 --> 00:35:03,985
Vote for Nikki Haley.

00:35:03,985 --> 00:35:05,326
She'll suck your dick at the poll.

00:35:05,326 --> 00:35:07,144
She'll suck your poll.

00:35:07,144 --> 00:35:09,905
All the polls at the poll.

00:35:09,905 --> 00:35:12,400
Oh, bring your polls to the polls.

00:35:15,525 --> 00:35:17,989
But now Sounds like a strip club.

00:35:17,989 --> 00:35:19,291
Yeah, bring your polls to the poll.

00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:22,213
Yeah, let's do it, let's go, let's get some fat checks.

00:35:22,213 --> 00:35:24,737
No what?

00:35:24,938 --> 00:35:28,527
Nothing but now Wait, that's at the top of your list, fat checks yes.

00:35:32,784 --> 00:35:34,028
We're opening up a Pog strip club.

00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,344
Here's what's gotten crazy.

00:35:35,344 --> 00:35:49,744
Now you have all these other states sending troopers, yep.

00:35:49,744 --> 00:35:54,793
Now you have all these other states sending troopers, sending National Guard and all other type of fucking assistants to Texas.

00:35:54,813 --> 00:35:55,554
What's going to happen?

00:35:55,574 --> 00:36:01,983
Some motherfucker's getting shot, hopefully not my biggest worry is some fucking idiot has an itchy trigger finger.

00:36:02,003 --> 00:36:02,123
Dude.

00:36:02,123 --> 00:36:06,409
There are fucking 10,000 rednecks over there with their fingers on the trigger.

00:36:06,409 --> 00:36:08,072
Something's going to happen.

00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:11,222
It's going to be like Waco.

00:36:11,222 --> 00:36:12,844
No, it's not going to be that bad, we'll see.

00:36:12,844 --> 00:36:15,427
We'll see, that was the FBI.

00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:20,574
I'll sprinkle that I'll sprinkle my black flower dust on it.

00:36:21,235 --> 00:36:22,496
You got some sage.

00:36:22,496 --> 00:36:23,438
You want to burn some sage?

00:36:23,597 --> 00:36:24,498
while we're down here.

00:36:24,498 --> 00:36:26,927
No, it's not, I think you should.

00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:27,822
He's not open to it.

00:36:27,822 --> 00:36:31,192
Man, what I don't know Open to what Burning sage.

00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,367
Like the stick, sage you, what the hell?

00:36:34,367 --> 00:36:36,204
I didn't know what you were making that day.

00:36:36,204 --> 00:36:36,827
I got scared.

00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:39,744
It was sage, he's actually got sage.

00:36:39,744 --> 00:36:42,302
Yeah, but I like the wrapped up ones.

00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:49,414
That's like sage, sage, his is sage, it's sage.

00:36:50,601 --> 00:36:51,184
There's a lot of it.

00:36:51,184 --> 00:36:53,804
You want sage he's burning sedge.

00:36:54,547 --> 00:36:56,702
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not.

00:36:56,702 --> 00:36:58,362
Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that, Sajay.

00:36:58,521 --> 00:36:59,487
He's burning sajay.

00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,708
Sajay is the generic form of sage.

00:37:05,708 --> 00:37:06,570
He's got the generic form.

00:37:06,570 --> 00:37:09,485
It's great, like a turkey fried chicken.

00:37:09,485 --> 00:37:13,907
Doesn't matter, I feel like.

00:37:13,947 --> 00:37:15,135
I see things walking down here.

00:37:15,135 --> 00:37:16,965
Sometimes, when I'm down here, you leave that door open.

00:37:16,965 --> 00:37:18,376
I think it's because you don't sleep for three days.

00:37:18,398 --> 00:37:18,659
No, no, no, no.

00:37:18,659 --> 00:37:20,166
I was completely.

00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:25,271
You leave that door open, where you got to make sure the door is covered in the light.

00:37:25,271 --> 00:37:28,061
Right yeah, yeah.

00:37:28,061 --> 00:37:30,228
Every now and again I'm like what is that?

00:37:30,228 --> 00:37:31,565
We need Mikey with his ghost box?

00:37:31,565 --> 00:37:33,204
I would not do it.

00:37:33,204 --> 00:37:38,947
I knew I didn't want to say this because I was like these motherfuckers are going to think I'm fucking crazy and they're.

00:37:38,947 --> 00:37:41,492
Oh, you don't sleep, for I'm telling you.

00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:44,641
There's been a few fucking times, well, pat, where I'm just like.

00:37:46,047 --> 00:37:46,628
Pat, we already Kev.

00:37:46,628 --> 00:37:50,530
We discussed in your prior abode that you know we were.

00:37:50,530 --> 00:37:52,503
I apologize To fucking Christ.

00:37:52,503 --> 00:37:53,447
I apologize to them.

00:37:53,447 --> 00:37:54,081
No, but we.

00:37:54,081 --> 00:37:56,766
This would be the second place, a place you went where you're talking.

00:37:56,766 --> 00:37:58,027
That's why I think I'm cursed.

00:37:58,027 --> 00:37:59,070
I'm normal activity.

00:37:59,070 --> 00:37:59,670
You think I'm cursed.

00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:00,512
You think they're following you.

00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:01,994
I may be cursed.

00:38:01,994 --> 00:38:03,865
Do you see dead people?

00:38:03,945 --> 00:38:04,166
I don't?

00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,541
Well, maybe the bed you sleep in.

00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:08,922
My father died in that bed.

00:38:17,494 --> 00:38:17,916
Jesus.

00:38:22,684 --> 00:38:26,668
I'm just kidding, but it was his bed.

00:38:38,619 --> 00:38:40,445
You know what to say to that Jesus?

00:38:50,146 --> 00:38:51,728
I think I'm going to die.

00:38:51,728 --> 00:38:52,389
Fuck you.

00:38:56,695 --> 00:38:56,896
Are you?

00:38:56,896 --> 00:38:58,784
Did he or didn't he?

00:38:58,784 --> 00:38:59,793
You tell me the truth.

00:38:59,793 --> 00:39:00,500
You tell me the truth.

00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,443
You tell me the truth.

00:39:01,483 --> 00:39:02,947
Now, kevin, I'm telling you the truth.

00:39:02,947 --> 00:39:03,690
I don't believe you.

00:39:03,690 --> 00:39:06,369
He did not die in the bed, but it was his bed.

00:39:06,369 --> 00:39:24,614
You have totally redeemed yourself, orbs, real dick you are he died next to it, holding the end post In a totally different room, far away from his his own bed.

00:39:25,094 --> 00:39:31,010
So it was an obi's room was he an obi's no?

00:39:31,231 --> 00:39:36,690
oh god, dude, your face is priceless man.

00:39:36,690 --> 00:39:45,650
Dude, your face is priceless man, it was dude.

00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:50,755
Like you know, when people lose color Like you could see him lose a little bit of color- oh yeah.

00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:57,489
Like he didn't go white white, but he just went down a shade or two.

00:39:57,530 --> 00:39:58,112
Yeah, that was good.

00:39:58,112 --> 00:39:59,034
That was a good one.

00:39:59,034 --> 00:40:02,023
Kevin Kudos to you for pulling that over my fucking eyes.

00:40:02,023 --> 00:40:03,405
I don't even know if I want to talk anymore now.

00:40:03,724 --> 00:40:06,750
I was like meh Pleasant dreams tonight, pat.

00:40:06,929 --> 00:40:08,492
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

00:40:08,753 --> 00:40:10,175
But no, I'm like dead serious, though.

00:40:10,175 --> 00:40:19,846
There's times where I'm just like I'll look and I'm like I swear to God, I just saw something.

00:40:19,846 --> 00:40:21,728
And then I'm like, eh, maybe it wasn't anything.

00:40:21,748 --> 00:40:26,634
Okay, another couple days later I'm like, oh God, what the fuck is that they say shit like that all the time, but I've never seen really.

00:40:26,653 --> 00:40:27,074
Who's they?

00:40:27,074 --> 00:40:27,474
Who's they?

00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:32,005
Allie.

00:40:32,025 --> 00:40:33,108
Lily Dude, I just got the fucking.

00:40:33,108 --> 00:40:34,431
Are you fucking kidding me?

00:40:36,621 --> 00:40:37,585
No, I'm not.

00:40:37,585 --> 00:40:38,688
What exactly did they say?

00:40:39,610 --> 00:40:41,413
This is the first time I'm hearing this.

00:40:41,432 --> 00:40:42,635
It's the same kind of shit.

00:40:42,635 --> 00:40:44,563
You know like they say shit out of you know.

00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:45,646
Out of the corner of their eye.

00:40:45,646 --> 00:40:48,432
Yeah, are they drinking?

00:40:48,432 --> 00:40:50,742
Like I mean the assassin might be drinking?

00:40:51,302 --> 00:40:56,208
No, just like sort of like you know, like you know if you see something moving out of the corner of your eye.

00:40:56,208 --> 00:41:00,251
It's different than seeing like something out of the corner of your eye is different than seeing something out of the corner of your eye.

00:41:00,251 --> 00:41:02,054
I see something moving out of the corner of my eye.

00:41:02,054 --> 00:41:04,257
They'd say they'd see moving shadow or something like that.

00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:09,291
Dude, I see the same fucking thing, no bullshit.

00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:10,501
I don't know.

00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:12,949
I'm not saying it's bullshit, I've just never seen it myself.

00:41:12,949 --> 00:41:13,831
He's just never seen it.

00:41:15,001 --> 00:41:15,483
It's you.

00:41:15,483 --> 00:41:16,485
You're the devil.

00:41:16,827 --> 00:41:29,050
Wow, man of the night that's where we're going with that I mean, you can be a I like you yeah I'm fucking all right.

00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:35,686
So wait, I'm conjuring down here late at night we're gonna did now we're gonna do some evps fucking wax.

00:41:35,905 --> 00:41:37,608
Fuck, I gotta pay for the voice box now.

00:41:37,648 --> 00:41:38,891
No, no, no voice box.

00:41:38,891 --> 00:41:40,655
No, we could do EVPs.

00:41:42,181 --> 00:41:44,489
Yeah, I wouldn't doubt there's something going on here.

00:41:49,304 --> 00:41:50,168
I don't even know what to say.

00:41:52,141 --> 00:41:58,273
Dude to the point where there's times I feel like I'll sit and it feels like something touched my leg.

00:41:58,273 --> 00:41:59,155
There's like a finger in your ass.

00:41:59,155 --> 00:42:00,898
Dude, sometimes A couple of times, but I feels like something touched my leg.

00:42:00,873 --> 00:42:03,730
There's a finger in your ass, Dude, sometimes A couple times but I'm not talking about that situation.

00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:05,052
I'm keeping that to myself.

00:42:05,681 --> 00:42:12,990
Sometimes I'd be going down here to look for something You're going down and I'd turn the light on and go to walk down the stairs.

00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:25,891
I'd just be like man, no, not tonight, why Just shut the door and fucking go look somewhere else, like for, like contractor, garbage bags or something you know, like some weird item, see this is what I'm talking about.

00:42:26,704 --> 00:42:28,514
How has this not come out before?

00:42:28,635 --> 00:42:30,626
I have no idea Cause I never brought it up.

00:42:30,822 --> 00:42:31,840
I'm gonna opt for daylight.

00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:35,990
I'll wait 14 hours till it's light down there.

00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:39,148
Certainly don't need that contractor bag right now.

00:42:39,731 --> 00:42:41,746
Cause I didn't want to say anything.

00:42:41,746 --> 00:42:43,527
I was like he's going to think I'm fucking crazy.

00:42:43,527 --> 00:42:49,081
It's happened a handful of times, Handful of times Fucking.

00:42:49,081 --> 00:42:57,786
Just you'll hear a noise out there Like weird shit has happened and I have kept it to myself.

00:42:57,786 --> 00:43:02,211
I was like hmm, hmm, hmm, Not the flowers, is it Not the flowers?

00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:05,903
Does it sound like a squish, like a?

00:43:05,903 --> 00:43:06,264
You know?

00:43:06,264 --> 00:43:09,731
A squish, a squish, a squish.

00:43:09,731 --> 00:43:12,320
What's a squish you know?

00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:29,824
Like something's lubed up with oh that, wow, how good was that.

00:43:30,266 --> 00:43:30,427
Wow.

00:43:31,862 --> 00:43:33,389
I feel like the black guy from Police Academy.

00:43:35,623 --> 00:43:36,306
You knew the sound.

00:43:36,306 --> 00:43:37,885
I came up with it pretty well right there.

00:43:37,885 --> 00:43:38,306
That was really good.

00:43:38,327 --> 00:43:41,519
No, no, but there's time, that was really good.

00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:41,639
No, no.

00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:45,648
But there's time that might have to be a sound bite To squish.

00:43:47,039 --> 00:43:52,567
Because the crazy part is the whole shadow thing, because I remember the door was open one time.

00:43:52,567 --> 00:43:57,777
You could see like a little reflection off the window from one of the lights and that got like blocked out for a second lights.

00:43:57,777 --> 00:44:10,855
And that got like blocked out for a second to the point of where shadow was like dark enough to where it blocked out the reflection off the window and then it like then you saw the reflection again.

00:44:10,855 --> 00:44:19,621
It happened like it was like a split sec and I remember when I looked I'm like shut the door.

00:44:19,762 --> 00:44:21,246
We're just gonna shut that door now.

00:44:21,547 --> 00:44:25,371
Yeah, the dogs are always barking at the stairs by the front door.

00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:27,423
You know the ones that go upstairs.

00:44:27,423 --> 00:44:33,827
Oh yeah, they're always kind of interested in barking there for no reason sometimes.

00:44:34,829 --> 00:44:37,474
Really, yeah, holy shit what.

00:44:37,474 --> 00:44:39,708
We got 44 downloads last week.

00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:41,722
I put two episodes out.

00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:42,242
Is that good or bad?

00:44:42,262 --> 00:44:42,744
Holy shit what we got.

00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:44,126
44 downloads last week I put two episodes out.

00:44:44,126 --> 00:44:44,547
Is that good or?

00:44:44,766 --> 00:44:44,827
bad.

00:44:44,827 --> 00:44:46,670
Episode 85 got 18.

00:44:46,670 --> 00:44:48,092
84 got eight.

00:44:48,092 --> 00:44:48,612
Oh yeah.

00:44:48,713 --> 00:44:50,355
And 72 got another four.

00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:54,105
We're bringing it up in public.

00:44:54,105 --> 00:44:55,427
Listen, that's a good number for us.

00:44:55,427 --> 00:44:57,391
We're putting out content.

00:44:57,391 --> 00:44:59,193
We're fucking putting out lives.

00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,639
Yeah, yeah, we don't do bad when we start doing it, you know.

00:45:03,862 --> 00:45:05,047
I tell you we got a lot of compliments.

00:45:05,047 --> 00:45:10,829
People like that we were doing our lives the other day with the throw.

00:45:10,829 --> 00:45:14,762
People like that content we got to figure out.

00:45:15,199 --> 00:45:16,565
There's only so many times I could beat the guy.

00:45:16,565 --> 00:45:17,362
I mean, come on.

00:45:19,501 --> 00:45:20,405
You want to play cornhole bro?

00:45:23,264 --> 00:45:27,806
First of all, never going live with cornhole Because he is a fucking.

00:45:27,806 --> 00:45:29,364
I don't think he's ever going to play me again.

00:45:29,364 --> 00:45:30,266
I don't want to.

00:45:30,266 --> 00:45:33,786
You come, he could be frozen.

00:45:33,786 --> 00:45:36,440
Encino man All right, a little fucking.

00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,724
Brandon Frazier over here, kapat what?

00:45:38,724 --> 00:45:39,744
I don't know what that means.

00:45:39,744 --> 00:45:41,206
You never seen the movie Encino man?

00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:43,409
No, with Brandon Frazier and Pauly Shore.

00:45:44,110 --> 00:45:45,291
Never seen a Pauly Shore movie.

00:45:45,291 --> 00:45:47,255
I'm sure we talked about it.

00:45:47,255 --> 00:45:48,036
Chop him out of the ice.

00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:58,090
This guy walks over to the cornhole course, ringer, ringer, ringer, and it's just like it's so frustrating.

00:45:58,090 --> 00:45:59,873
The second it happens I'm like I don't want to play anymore.

00:45:59,873 --> 00:46:01,755
It is frustrating.

00:46:01,755 --> 00:46:04,588
Don't want to Horseshoes, different ball game.

00:46:04,588 --> 00:46:06,686
Beat him in horseshoes.

00:46:07,762 --> 00:46:08,284
Yeah, once.

00:46:09,423 --> 00:46:13,389
Once is all you need Hockey.

00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:16,251
Yeah.

00:46:18,110 --> 00:46:20,242
He's happier now that we found out we can actually Play on the same team.

00:46:20,242 --> 00:46:21,958
Know who's happier now that we found out we can actually play on the same team know who's happier?

00:46:22,842 --> 00:46:23,766
I think you're happier.

00:46:23,766 --> 00:46:25,644
No, why would I be happier?

00:46:25,644 --> 00:46:27,855
Because you're not getting whooped anymore.

00:46:27,855 --> 00:46:28,987
Did.

00:46:29,047 --> 00:46:30,615
I not beat you last game you didn't.

00:46:30,878 --> 00:46:31,219
Yes, I did.

00:46:31,219 --> 00:46:33,545
No, you didn't yes, I did.

00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:35,070
Are we gonna have to go live with NHL?

00:46:35,070 --> 00:46:38,885
No, nhl 2037.

00:46:38,905 --> 00:46:39,286
No, I did.

00:46:39,606 --> 00:46:41,891
No, you didn't, I did, you didn't.

00:46:42,492 --> 00:46:42,771
No I did.

00:46:42,771 --> 00:46:46,509
No, we're going to go with your memory.

00:46:46,509 --> 00:46:48,139
Let's be honest.

00:46:48,159 --> 00:46:51,570
My memory is pretty good and I would be honest about it, you didn't.

00:46:52,981 --> 00:46:58,202
He would be honest about it, just like you're honest with everything else, with the fake sage and whatnot.

00:46:58,202 --> 00:47:03,471
You salt bae, you're salt bae-ing.

00:47:04,652 --> 00:47:06,034
You know, yeah, you didn't.

00:47:06,434 --> 00:47:08,202
All right, anyway, so let's disregard that.

00:47:08,202 --> 00:47:11,871
The fuck yeah.

00:47:12,092 --> 00:47:12,893
So the house is haunted?

00:47:12,893 --> 00:47:20,706
Eh, very well, could be, could be maybe Worth a look, you know look.

00:47:20,726 --> 00:47:21,409
Can I do it?

00:47:21,409 --> 00:47:27,889
We could do like a 24 hour live video, cause that has Night vision.

00:47:30,697 --> 00:47:32,586
Oh yeah, we just keep it on in this room.

00:47:33,322 --> 00:47:33,724
I don't know.

00:47:33,724 --> 00:47:35,750
It's gotta be outside my friend, cause nothing comes in here.

00:47:36,804 --> 00:47:40,827
Yeah, we've Our evil is already you wanna buy the flowers.

00:47:42,701 --> 00:47:51,925
Or like on the stairs looking out through the beams to the windows, so you can at least get kind of if there's any lights outside, if you see anything walking, huh.

00:47:51,945 --> 00:47:55,452
Oh here, we go.

00:47:57,623 --> 00:47:58,981
This is like fucking with a Ouija board.

00:47:58,981 --> 00:47:59,322
This is terrible.

00:47:59,322 --> 00:47:59,864
I'm going to get possessed.

00:47:59,864 --> 00:48:00,286
We should not do go.

00:48:00,286 --> 00:48:01,371
This is where this is like fucking with a Ouija board.

00:48:01,371 --> 00:48:01,713
This is terrible.

00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:02,094
We should do this.

00:48:02,114 --> 00:48:02,635
I'm going to get possessed.

00:48:02,635 --> 00:48:03,420
We should not do this.

00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:07,398
This is worse than the shit we did in your house, like an episode like.

00:48:07,398 --> 00:48:09,219
Like episode like 10 to 17.

00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:11,346
The power of Christ compels you.

00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:13,711
Oh boy, we're going back to that.

00:48:15,121 --> 00:48:18,728
That's what we's going to be able to turn his head 360 degrees, Mikey.

00:48:18,748 --> 00:48:19,771
we need you to come back.

00:48:23,726 --> 00:48:24,829
Okay, mikey had the what.

00:48:27,199 --> 00:48:27,963
He had the ghost box on the phone.

00:48:27,963 --> 00:48:28,748
Oh, it's on the phone.

00:48:28,748 --> 00:48:32,365
Yeah, can we just download it?

00:48:32,365 --> 00:48:34,324
He had a paid one.

00:48:34,324 --> 00:48:38,288
Oh yeah, I'm sure there's something you can download on there.

00:48:38,288 --> 00:48:39,702
What am I looking for?

00:48:39,702 --> 00:48:44,144
A ghost box, yeah, ghost, yeah, ghost Busters box.

00:48:44,806 --> 00:48:45,108
Ghost.

00:48:45,108 --> 00:48:48,324
Who are you going to call Ghost Detector?

00:48:48,324 --> 00:48:51,929
Ghost Tube, ghost Hunting Tools, ghost.

00:48:51,989 --> 00:48:53,612
Talker, ghost Talker.

00:48:53,612 --> 00:48:54,153
Is that free?

00:48:54,153 --> 00:48:54,934
Is that a free one?

00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,818
Ghost Talker Lite, ghost Talker Lite.

00:48:57,818 --> 00:48:59,768
Oh, it comes up with the words.

00:49:00,539 --> 00:49:01,864
Yeah, that's what we had.

00:49:01,885 --> 00:49:05,527
That's the ghost box 450 people have downloaded it.

00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:14,545
Spirit box 15,000 people have.

00:49:14,545 --> 00:49:18,184
Hmm, let's try spirit box.

00:49:18,184 --> 00:49:19,625
Spirit box looks good.

00:49:19,625 --> 00:49:22,204
Let's try this.

00:49:22,204 --> 00:49:31,431
Anywho, we're heading towards civil war, uh, but we're gonna get talking about the ghost right now, because this is most important, right?

00:49:31,431 --> 00:49:32,373
Um?

00:49:32,393 --> 00:49:41,543
so I'm gonna get a spirit box, maybe for, maybe for halloween 24, we could do a 24-hour show and we're not waiting until fucking halloween dude that's forever I I'll be dead.

00:49:41,784 --> 00:49:41,983
What's?

00:49:41,983 --> 00:49:53,637
A spirit box, the one where it picks words to say and supposedly they're words from the netherworld Kevin, kevin.

00:49:57,721 --> 00:50:01,264
Words from the netherworld yes, like a language we don't know.

00:50:01,425 --> 00:50:02,086
No Sanskrit.

00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:11,570
As if Okay, sumerianian, ancient sumerian, we're going with ancient sumerian, okay listen?

00:50:12,411 --> 00:50:12,652
I was.

00:50:12,652 --> 00:50:18,447
I was listening to the fucking sean ryan show and they had that dude, uh crosby.

00:50:18,447 --> 00:50:20,391
Um, what the hell's his name?

00:50:20,391 --> 00:50:21,032
Bing crosby?

00:50:21,032 --> 00:50:24,150
No, this black guy who Sean Ryan?

00:50:24,150 --> 00:50:24,900
Well.

00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:25,704
Kevin's not going to know who.

00:50:25,704 --> 00:50:26,286
That is the.

00:50:26,306 --> 00:50:27,168
Sean Ryan podcast.

00:50:27,168 --> 00:50:32,793
He gets all like the whistleblowers and everybody and people who've witnessed UFOs and whatnot.

00:50:32,793 --> 00:50:34,246
Let's hear more about this black guy.

00:50:34,246 --> 00:50:41,762
So this is the guy that feels that If I explain, you know what, kevin?

00:50:41,762 --> 00:50:43,184
What?

00:50:43,184 --> 00:50:50,492
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

00:50:54,141 --> 00:50:55,268
He's the one that's laughing.

00:50:55,579 --> 00:50:57,668
Yeah, because you know what he's talking about.

00:50:57,668 --> 00:50:58,762
You're like.

00:50:58,762 --> 00:51:02,432
Let me just keep on going on with this Unbelievable.

00:51:02,432 --> 00:51:04,487
What do you want to hear about black people for?

00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:06,722
Is that?

00:51:06,802 --> 00:51:14,947
the ghost box you were telling the story and you stopped that black guy you know let's hear more about him.

00:51:15,079 --> 00:51:16,224
Can we stop saying that please?

00:51:16,224 --> 00:51:17,668
I'm getting very uncomfortable.

00:51:19,961 --> 00:51:22,085
Oh damn it, you have to pay for it.

00:51:22,085 --> 00:51:26,431
Real ghosts or paranormal spirits are not determined by this app.

00:51:26,431 --> 00:51:33,199
The app is a prank and should be used for entertainment purposes only, but I don't think that's the one we need though.

00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:40,387
Why don't we check like the guest list thing For paranormal, like the podcast guest list?

00:51:40,387 --> 00:51:43,286
Oh, why haven't we called the Hollies?

00:51:43,286 --> 00:51:46,748
Well, you know that's on the back burner, man.

00:51:46,748 --> 00:51:48,711
You know we're going to wait for the nicer weather.

00:51:48,711 --> 00:51:52,309
It's on the back burner, a lot of things happening.

00:51:52,621 --> 00:51:53,804
I am not going in that place.

00:51:53,824 --> 00:51:54,809
You are going in there.

00:51:54,809 --> 00:51:56,105
I am not going in there.

00:51:56,105 --> 00:51:56,827
You are going in there.

00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,827
Not only am I not going in there.

00:51:59,179 --> 00:52:00,563
You do not go in there.

00:52:00,563 --> 00:52:01,105
Wait, not going in there.

00:52:01,105 --> 00:52:01,706
You should not go in there.

00:52:01,706 --> 00:52:03,048
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:52:03,048 --> 00:52:03,610
Why Nope?

00:52:03,690 --> 00:52:07,485
Why it's part of the show, dude, I got to sacrifice my fucking mouth, face and ass.

00:52:07,485 --> 00:52:08,608
Dude, you've never been in there.

00:52:09,449 --> 00:52:11,766
Oh, I've been in there, so what the fuck's your issue?

00:52:11,766 --> 00:52:15,923
Man, I'm not going downstairs and shit, I'm not staying there all fucking night.

00:52:16,244 --> 00:52:20,909
No you Stay in there all night, you'll be at home base.

00:52:20,929 --> 00:52:22,692
We'll put you into a little protecting thing.

00:52:22,692 --> 00:52:25,956
Couple hours With the fucking laptop and shit.

00:52:25,956 --> 00:52:27,791
We're going to get some content.

00:52:27,791 --> 00:52:28,320
I don't trust you at all.

00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:32,467
Why would I do that to you Viewers?

00:52:32,467 --> 00:52:36,224
You are correct, I will sacrifice you for demons.

00:52:36,224 --> 00:52:38,780
Yes, absolutely so.

00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:39,885
You get ass raped by the devil.

00:52:39,885 --> 00:52:40,869
How, how?

00:52:40,869 --> 00:52:42,032
Just saying I probably watched that.

00:52:42,032 --> 00:52:43,338
So you get ass raped by the devil, ow, ow.

00:52:43,338 --> 00:52:48,387
Just saying I probably watched that take it one for the team.

00:52:49,282 --> 00:52:50,829
I am not Jonah fucking Hill.

00:52:50,829 --> 00:52:53,443
Take it for the team that's his name.

00:52:53,483 --> 00:53:03,030
I was trying to think of his name don't think about it you fucking guys, let it hurt you fucking guys.

00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:05,023
Dude, you'd go.

00:53:05,023 --> 00:53:06,206
No, you would go.

00:53:06,206 --> 00:53:06,768
Why wouldn't you?

00:53:06,768 --> 00:53:07,351
I don't like it.

00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:10,704
Maybe that's what we do for the 100th show.

00:53:10,704 --> 00:53:11,586
You're a pussy.

00:53:11,586 --> 00:53:13,913
I'm not weirdo with that.

00:53:13,913 --> 00:53:15,039
That'll be a great 100th.

00:53:15,039 --> 00:53:17,847
That's a good 100th show, it sounds like you're scared.

00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:19,844
Oh, that's what it sounds like.

00:53:24,039 --> 00:53:24,989
Have you seen this guy with the flowers I don't need?

00:53:24,916 --> 00:53:25,514
to get in that I don't need to get in that spot.

00:53:25,514 --> 00:53:28,429
It's not, it's all individual dude.

00:53:29,481 --> 00:53:30,931
Now I'm not even looking at the ghost tube anymore.

00:53:32,003 --> 00:53:47,211
It's all individual dude it's not nope you're so funny, scared little ghost, yep, scared little ghost Yep.

00:53:47,211 --> 00:53:48,235
Scared little ghost.

00:53:49,442 --> 00:53:50,844
Scared little ghost Dude.

00:53:50,844 --> 00:53:53,028
These things are fucking expensive to get like a ghost box.

00:53:54,050 --> 00:53:55,293
Throw any Mikey to come back.

00:53:55,293 --> 00:53:56,293
What's expensive?

00:53:56,293 --> 00:53:58,443
What does that mean?

00:53:58,443 --> 00:53:59,646
It's like 15 bucks, over 100 bucks.

00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,349
What that's expensive.

00:54:01,349 --> 00:54:03,092
It's like a real ghost box A real one.

00:54:04,322 --> 00:54:05,126
What does that mean?

00:54:05,126 --> 00:54:10,001
As opposed to the fake ones, what's the real one got that?

00:54:10,302 --> 00:54:11,748
$15 one doesn't have.

00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,559
Yeah, like the $22.99 one.

00:54:13,659 --> 00:54:14,724
Are you paying for the name?

00:54:16,088 --> 00:54:18,567
I mean, can we get the fucking Hydrox?

00:54:20,702 --> 00:54:26,012
Oh, dude, and we can use the temperature gun to see coldness, yeah.

00:54:26,032 --> 00:54:26,893
Where is that it's got to be?

00:54:26,914 --> 00:54:27,655
around here somewhere.

00:54:27,655 --> 00:54:31,184
So we should do that for the Honda show.

00:54:32,608 --> 00:54:34,612
The Ghost Hunt, the Great Ghost Hunt.

00:54:36,701 --> 00:54:40,387
Filmed by Sybil Ludington and shit the Great Ghost Hunt Charlie Brown.

00:54:41,159 --> 00:54:42,465
What the fuck does Sybil have to do with this?

00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,423
There's history behind it because of the whole fucking Civil War nonsense that happened, you know.

00:54:46,746 --> 00:54:50,027
Of course, but no one ever said they saw a ghost by the Civil Alington statue.

00:54:50,027 --> 00:54:50,742
It doesn't matter.

00:54:50,742 --> 00:54:51,567
It's just history.

00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:53,666
I don't know, dude, new England and stuff.

00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:58,903
You got Civil War, you got Revolutionary War, you got like witch trials and shit dude.

00:54:58,903 --> 00:55:01,449
Yeah, not in Carmel, yeah Right, in Smalley's.

00:55:01,449 --> 00:55:02,630
You know I mean, let's go.

00:55:02,630 --> 00:55:05,175
Massachusetts gets a lot of fucking clout for it.

00:55:05,661 --> 00:55:06,826
We are not in Massachusetts.

00:55:06,826 --> 00:55:07,688
Stop being a pussy.

00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,202
It wasn't centralized just there, it just happened like that.

00:55:11,202 --> 00:55:13,487
Much there, right, you know.

00:55:13,487 --> 00:55:18,780
Okay, you know it happened here Happened where you at.

00:55:18,780 --> 00:55:21,943
You know when you at.

00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:23,804
Yeah, what Dude.

00:55:23,804 --> 00:55:24,786
We live in different states.

00:55:24,786 --> 00:55:27,829
Oh, I'm just saying you know it happened.

00:55:27,829 --> 00:55:29,909
You're from New York though?

00:55:29,909 --> 00:55:33,552
Yeah, yeah, I am, but I'm here now.

00:55:34,494 --> 00:55:35,974
Yeah, I'm over here now.

00:55:35,974 --> 00:55:38,077
I got a guy Boogaloo, boogaloo.

00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:42,070
Put him in the fucking bathroom.

00:55:42,070 --> 00:55:42,914
Ow, there you go.

00:55:42,914 --> 00:55:46,449
That would be a cool 100 show, but we know it's not going to happen.

00:55:46,449 --> 00:55:48,985
It's on the back burner.

00:55:49,005 --> 00:55:54,862
Apparently we can't, because you know, someone's got a fucking special clause in their contract.

00:55:54,882 --> 00:55:56,521
Yeah, dude, I mean, what are you going to do with that?

00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,168
You can't just go me, me and him.

00:55:58,559 --> 00:55:59,780
You can make it a two-man show.

00:55:59,780 --> 00:56:01,943
No, no, no.

00:56:02,164 --> 00:56:04,405
No, you're that, I've had to eat peppers.

00:56:04,425 --> 00:56:05,106
Look at them, dude.

00:56:05,106 --> 00:56:05,507
Look at them.

00:56:05,507 --> 00:56:09,110
Look at those eyes they look like they're tearing up.

00:56:09,110 --> 00:56:12,373
They are very timid eyes right now.

00:56:12,434 --> 00:56:13,235
They look scared.

00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:14,677
He's not confident right now.

00:56:20,005 --> 00:56:21,047
He's like fuck, they're talking about ghosts.

00:56:21,047 --> 00:56:22,690
We will surround you with garlic silver bullets, wooden stakes.

00:56:22,710 --> 00:56:23,771
Have you had bad experiences with ghosts?

00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:25,193
I mean, if I eat Italian, I'm covered with garlic yeah.

00:56:25,635 --> 00:56:26,094
This is true.

00:56:26,094 --> 00:56:29,248
Have you had bad experiences with ghosts?

00:56:29,748 --> 00:56:30,110
I don't know.

00:56:31,134 --> 00:56:31,514
I don't know.

00:56:31,556 --> 00:56:32,820
You would though I don't know.

00:56:33,119 --> 00:56:34,579
Then why are you behaving in such a manner?

00:56:34,822 --> 00:56:37,000
I just have no interest in getting into that aspect of this.

00:56:37,039 --> 00:56:41,387
You're afraid of them getting attached to you and like coming home with you.

00:56:42,168 --> 00:56:45,355
Yeah, I was, until you just said that Sucking you off and shit.

00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:46,907
I get that standpoint.

00:56:47,081 --> 00:56:48,405
That'd be the best thing ever.

00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:49,108
What is going on?

00:56:49,108 --> 00:56:50,945
I'm driving home and it feels like somebody's sucking my dick.

00:56:50,965 --> 00:56:55,985
for the nobody here That'd be phenomenal Everyone get out of the living room.

00:56:55,985 --> 00:56:57,389
I need a minute.

00:56:57,389 --> 00:57:01,664
Can you imagine that?

00:57:03,905 --> 00:57:07,452
Can you imagine that I can see Dawn?

00:57:09,061 --> 00:57:11,516
What the fuck is going on.

00:57:11,536 --> 00:57:12,159
What the fuck are you doing?

00:57:12,561 --> 00:57:14,925
You're ruining it again, relax.

00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:17,110
Relax.

00:57:17,492 --> 00:57:18,132
Sincere.

00:57:20,762 --> 00:57:21,967
What is going on?

00:57:21,967 --> 00:57:22,320
Someone?

00:57:22,342 --> 00:57:23,226
get me a warm towel.

00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,224
He's got a ghost that sucks him off.

00:57:25,224 --> 00:57:25,826
Nobody sees him.

00:57:26,947 --> 00:57:28,150
It's okay, that'd be fine.

00:57:28,150 --> 00:57:28,733
That would be cool.

00:57:28,733 --> 00:57:30,166
I welcome that ghost anytime.

00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:33,327
There's a knock at the door, nobody's there.

00:57:33,568 --> 00:57:36,989
Oh, there's somebody there, see, but my luck, the ghost would be Bucktooth.

00:57:39,740 --> 00:57:41,063
Or it's a male demon.

00:57:41,063 --> 00:57:44,373
I'm saying Male demon.

00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:46,786
All right, you just fucking ruined it again.

00:57:46,786 --> 00:57:47,628
Fuck you Pat.

00:57:51,981 --> 00:57:54,369
Man gets dick chopped off by a fucking demon ghost.

00:57:54,369 --> 00:57:57,684
Yeah, dude, I tell you right now that shit's viral.

00:57:57,684 --> 00:58:01,612
You gotta join us Now.

00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:04,467
God, there's gotta be an easier way to get him going.

00:58:04,467 --> 00:58:10,882
I thought he was scratching it's actually the glass.

00:58:10,882 --> 00:58:12,849
So you're not going to do it.

00:58:12,849 --> 00:58:17,246
You wouldn't do it at all, even if you were like, even if you had like a fucking.

00:58:18,021 --> 00:58:18,905
I'm actually shocked.

00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:24,052
Even if you have like a big, bright flashlight you know why.

00:58:24,199 --> 00:58:26,264
So I could see the fucking demon coming to eat my face.

00:58:29,192 --> 00:58:33,650
I mean, yeah, don't you want to see the face of your assailant?

00:58:33,851 --> 00:58:38,612
Why so, when the police come and collect my dead body, I have a fucking load of shit in my pants.

00:58:38,612 --> 00:58:41,067
Dude, I'm not going to let you die, bro.

00:58:41,067 --> 00:58:44,679
I don't really think it's up to you, orbs, wait wait, wait.

00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:51,670
You probably will, because some of your shit that you've talked about end of the world stuff you'd probably leave him downstairs, no, no.

00:58:51,670 --> 00:58:53,753
Fend for yourselves, run for your lives.

00:58:53,753 --> 00:58:55,175
No, I can see it.

00:58:56,699 --> 00:59:07,971
You and your skinny ankles would be up and out of the basement and I'd be fucking clawing up to fuck my fat ass up the stairs, his plantar fasciitis running up there fucking limping, ah, ah.

00:59:07,971 --> 00:59:08,650
It takes a minute.

00:59:08,650 --> 00:59:10,672
My hip's out, my hip's out, get me out of here.

00:59:10,913 --> 00:59:12,355
I'd get halfway up in here and just cry.

00:59:12,355 --> 00:59:14,056
I'd be like fuck, I gotta go back down.

00:59:14,115 --> 00:59:17,202
You know what Matty my foot's?

00:59:17,282 --> 00:59:18,943
hurting, I'll be right back.

00:59:18,943 --> 00:59:20,246
I'd go back down, though, bro.

00:59:20,746 --> 00:59:24,552
I would Let me stretch it out real quick and he would be dead.

00:59:24,552 --> 00:59:25,675
He would be dead.

00:59:26,081 --> 00:59:26,985
I'll be down in a minute.

00:59:28,581 --> 00:59:30,869
Just yeah, quick minute.

00:59:30,869 --> 00:59:37,487
It's something we definitely got to do, and we can only do that with Matty.

00:59:39,853 --> 01:00:09,835
Yeah, honestly, I think, once it's all settled and and like he'll like it hooked up and like, yeah, we'll tie him down, I have a conversation, hopefully, hopefully, like I can talk to who I know and we could get something going on we'll put him in one of those, uh, those, uh bdsm fucking strap down things with but I think, I think, if we do this, we need, like we need to go through that little guest list and find, like a paranormal, you know some sort of specialtyist, you know specialist, special specialtyist, special specialtyist.

01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:13,949
Here we're all we're so off we can't even fucking speak on a monday.

01:00:13,949 --> 01:00:24,652
So educated with the words, we use the mostest, all right I'm gonna look through the list of the ghostest with the mostest I'm gonna look through the list of specialtyists and the ghostest with the mostest.

01:00:24,672 --> 01:00:28,306
I'm going to look through the list of specialties and see if we can find some Paranormal ghost hunters.

01:00:28,306 --> 01:00:29,563
No, maybe we can find.

01:00:29,563 --> 01:00:33,088
Like what are those Mediums?

01:00:34,159 --> 01:00:36,288
Yeah, get one of them too, because those are real.

01:00:36,288 --> 01:00:39,639
Yeah, yeah.

01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:44,105
You've had a family member die.

01:00:44,105 --> 01:00:45,951
Oh my God, how did you know?

01:00:45,951 --> 01:00:51,931
Their name started with a R-S-T-U-Q-V-C.

01:00:51,931 --> 01:00:57,445
Yes, charlie, holy shit, I knew it how did you know that, it just popped into my head Wow.

01:00:58,748 --> 01:00:59,490
That's amazing.

01:00:59,490 --> 01:01:01,045
You are so smart.

01:01:03,583 --> 01:01:04,411
That's how it works, though.

01:01:04,411 --> 01:01:05,260
That's how it works.

01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,628
We'd make the medium fucking leave the place crying.

01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:13,322
We'd probably put them in the freezer Fucking fraud That'd be awesome, I'd love to do it.

01:01:13,322 --> 01:01:14,306
I'd kill a person.

01:01:14,306 --> 01:01:16,472
You ever killed somebody.

01:01:16,472 --> 01:01:18,701
You do me a favor.

01:01:18,701 --> 01:01:21,744
You want to blow up these trees Crazy.

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