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Ep. 99 Saturday Chaos: Gas Station Gummies, Political Ramblings, and Late-Night Karaoke

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Season 5

Send us your thoughts and possible requests for show topics.

Ever made hilariously bad decisions while munching on gas station gummies? Join us on this wild ride through our latest "Take a Deep Show" episode where we recount chaotic Saturday night adventures, complete with a CSI-style chalk outline photo. Shifting our recordings from Sunday to Saturday, we aim to enjoy our bourbon without the Monday blues. Amid the laughter, we reflect on our unexpected perseverance to keep the show going despite initial doubts and obstacles. Cheers to making poor decisions together and embracing the madness of Saturday nights!

Our rambles take an unexpected turn as we navigate political controversies, mafia-style governance, and a contentious issue involving a Carmel Board of Education member. With impersonations, bizarre tangents, and humorous banter, we speculate on potential political fallout and its impact on Trump's future. The conversation transitions seamlessly between serious moments and absurd humor, keeping the energy high and the laughter rolling. Mark your calendars for our chaotic live show on August 17th at the Flandro residence—we promise an evening of unpredictable entertainment!

And as if that's not enough, we dive into late-night karaoke discussions, debating favorite songs and logistical challenges, all while planning our equipment setup. From the hilarity of trying to fit a table through the door to playful arguments over karaoke classics like "Sister Christian," our camaraderie shines through. We share unfiltered comedic banter, reflecting the dedication required to keep the show running. Whether it's recounting a dog's unsavory habits or critiquing Marvel's post-Endgame struggles, this episode captures our raw, spontaneous interactions. Tune in for a blend of chaos, laughter, and unpredictable fun!

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That's not a knife, dingo ate your baby.

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Go live, go live.

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Did you go live?

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You didn't go live yet.

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You see how I faded that out.

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Ha, ha, ha ha.

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Can't wait to get kicked off.

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Copyright infringements yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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That's when they say amen, nice shot.

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Okay, what we do in life echoes in eternity.

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Woo.

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Get him up.

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Shut up, t-t-t-t-t hey.

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Is that just for now?

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Yeah, he got wild.

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Might have to pick up a new one at others.

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Maybe some maple next time.

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Yikes.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Saturday version of the Take a Deep Show, the Saturday shenanigans.

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Saturday night special.

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Oh yeah, with what do we got coming on later?

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The campfire, oh every episode oh motherfucker man.

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Every fucking episode, thank you for being here.

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Somebody does it.

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Yeah, thank you for being you, man, every fucking episode.

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Thank you for being here.

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Somebody does it.

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Yeah, thank you for being you, man this is his key.

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Yes, well, welcome to the Take a Deep Show.

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We are surprised we are here right now.

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I am fucking amazed we're here right now.

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Like an hour ago, we would not think this was going to happen.

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No way, nope, no.

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I was in disgusting hell, amazed, right like right now, like an hour ago, we would not think this was gonna happen.

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No way, nope, no I was in disgusting hell.

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Just why pat tell?

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Us you tell us why gas station gummies, gummy, dream world, right?

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No, because kevin was the enabler well, no, no, yes, no no, don't be.

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Don't be a pussy slam the gas station Gummy in your pile.

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He kept on saying that no, that's not what happened.

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That is fucking.

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Truth hurts, you just have poor decisions.

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This is true.

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I mean, I'm going to agree upon that too.

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So I hate my decisions Sometimes.

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And this was one of those times shut up you shut your mouth, you shut your filthy mouth.

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I just want to say when, when I got here, this bottle was full and we waited for Pat and it's made it so much worse.

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No, this is what creates a show.

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Saturday shenanigans yeah, I was in gas station Gummy Land for a while.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It took you a minute to get there.

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But, once you got there, you stayed.

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No, because I knew right away when you were like oh, just get another sliver.

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And I remember that little sliver, I cut off at eating them.

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Well, that's not what I said, that's not what happened though the phone call at 440 this afternoon was like dude, come over, we're going to do the show.

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Yeah, I was ready.

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Then I got here at 630.

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Shit was off the hook.

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Well, I mean he had pieces of the gummy, right.

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Yeah.

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And he's like I didn't really taste nothing.

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I was like, well, I mean, like the fun is in that little medicine-y taste.

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It's not even medicine-y taste, dude, it's like raid taste.

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Well yeah, medicine raid, raid taste.

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Well, yeah Well, medicine raid whatever Gas station, you know.

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You know, and the fucking potency of it you know.

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The second you taste it.

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It's just like once you get that.

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You're like, okay, all right, all right, this ride's going on.

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And what did I?

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say to you after when I ate that piece, I look right at you.

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I'm like this is going to be so bad Just because of the taste.

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You're like man up.

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Man up is what you said.

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Well, yeah, I did.

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Pat wanted to put on the pocket and honestly, you didn't, I did.

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No, no, how did I not?

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Did you not?

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See the Facebook photo which one, the one of you on the floor like a chalk outline it looked like it was a CSI fucking prequel.

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I was fucking stretching CSI Ridgefield Prequel.

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I was stretching.

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Oh yeah.

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That's what it looks like when a fucking humpback whale is stretching.

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Okay.

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Stretching Get off my fucking back.

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Stretching its anus, maybe.

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Pretty much Close to it, so get off my back, just stretching it out, alright.

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Richard Simmons, get off your humpback.

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Have we spoken about my fucking genius IQ, or have we not?

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No, I don't think we've ever spoken about that.

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We've never, discussed it.

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How's that going now by the?

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way IQ, or have we not?

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No, I don't think we've ever spoken about that.

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How's that going now by the?

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way I make bad decisions.

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And if we did, it's no longer valid.

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I make really bad decisions, but I'm really fucking smart man.

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That's what kills me.

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What's up, billy boy?

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That's what fucking kills me, man.

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Whatever?

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Kevin, you're just an idiot.

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So we're thinking Saturday night shenanigans is going to be a weekly thing.

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I think we're going to go to Saturdays instead of Sundays.

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Now, right, yeah.

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Yeah, because Mondays are just terrible Mondays are tough, mondays are tough Granted.

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Thank you for all the viewership on Sundaysays, but you all ain't drinking the bourbon and gotta go to work the next day we wanted to drink.

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We wanted to drink the bourbon with you on saturday talking about being fucking me.

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So cheers, yeah, hey to poor decisions all right with your fucking diet shut up asshole, fuck you.

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I know my limits.

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Your diet RC Cola.

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RC Cola Diet Tab.

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Are you talking about Tab?

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Well, I mean he was on a cleanse right Should we talk about the cleanse, cleanse went really well Like, does anybody know about the cleanse in a TID world?

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I think we talked about it the last time because he was drinking that shit on Monday Mayhem, or whatever we did.

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Oh, the Monday, minaj.

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The Minaj the Monday Manage Go, fuck yourself.

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You take over fucking.

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Sorry, dude, I married a teacher, dude.

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You take over Facebook, then yeah, man, why don't you fucking do something with?

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social media.

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You really want me to take over social media.

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No, you'll fuck that shit up so bad.

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Like just stop talking about it what do you mean delete the profile?

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We have our roles here.

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Yeah, all right, listen, you want to know what's crazier than Kevin even doing anything on social media.

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Fucking Trump getting winged by a 22?

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.

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Trump getting fucking shot.

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That's a little right who?

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well, what's this video of a person seeing them?

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oh, the, the, the ginger there was a ginger yeah, ginger.

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Ginger was an eyewitness.

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I don't know how much you could trust a ginger was pointing about the person laying down and on the roof with a rifle yes.

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Doing the army On the roof With a rifle yes.

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Doing the army crawl on the roof, you're not saying shooter shooter.

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Well, I mean, he did say he was like pointing and jumping and like stuff, you know, like I mean, I was doing that too with my fucking spirit fingers.

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Like to me, like that would maybe like my jazz hands, you know like to some.

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You're doing jazz hands while someone was shooting.

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I'm like shoot her, you know, but some lady got fucking, Some lady died right.

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No, no, someone caught a bullet.

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Yeah, nice who?

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Some lady died.

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It was a spectator.

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What?

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Two injured one dead and one Trump bloody year.

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It's not all over the news Because it's Trump.

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It only happened an hour ago, it doesn't matter.

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And it's Trump.

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Oh, let's see what we read, god, when we start talking about Trump.

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Five down to three.

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Fuck this shit.

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Listen, it is what it is.

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We're breaking news here.

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I mean we're kind of breaking news.

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I mean we're with the rest of the news outlets right now.

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I mean, we're what like a half hour out of when it happened?

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I mean, let's be honest, the people watching our show aren't watching Fox News, right?

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If y'all haven't heard, trump got fucking shot and fucking clipped on the fucking ear.

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Yep, you know.

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Which leads you to believe two things.

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One, the fucking Democrats don't have any good shooters.

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Liberals can't use guns.

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And two, the liberals need to go to the gym so they can hold the fucking gun up, so they can aim right.

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And bring your earmuffs next time, because it's louder than you think.

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Yes, when you're not at the range and you're not wearing earmuffs, it's a little different.

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I think we broke the news already Gas station gummy breaking news Totally.

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Everybody in this world is a bunch of cunts.

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You're all cunts, that's it.

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C-u-n-t-s.

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Cunts.

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Suck it up, fucking heave, ho, and stop being cunts.

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That's it, p-s.

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Stop complaining, just fucking live man.

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Thanks for just giving Trump the election, by the way, yeah Right Fucking do.

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So like nevermind the election.

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Like what do you, what do you think this does to like the the country?

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Well, I mean just, people are taking arms right now there.

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There's a lot of guns getting locked and loaded right now, Right Right now.

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That's what's fucking scary, bro, yup.

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Yeah.

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Yep, yeah, I feel like something is coming of this.

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Did I not when?

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did I say this V if you're watching.

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Yes, I will take that AK-47.

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When did I?

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I said this a couple of weeks ago.

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I was like I got a bad feeling about something happening and it's going to be something absolutely crazy.

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But it's so fucking as something absolutely crazy.

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It's so fucking asinine.

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Imagine we're the breaking story, we're the ones who fucking called it Because it's going to happen with us Like way back when you know what I'm talking about.

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We talked about this years ago, maybe like his first term.

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We got to put those episodes out for anyone to Maybe like his first term.

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We got to put those episodes out for anyone to know that.

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His first term, you know.

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What are you doing over there?

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Simple Fred, what the fuck bro.

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That's fucking Billy.

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Bob, simple Mind, simple Plan.

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That that's fucking.

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Uh, what's the billy bob?

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Civil mind or civil plan?

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ain't got no gas in it.

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I know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas all right, let's get off this fucking topic.

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You're so funny.

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Why?

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Just because we chased every listener away, came out and shoot five strong.

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I was like no, fuck that tonight.

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Put your little sailor hat on what it looks like.

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You got a sailor hat, okay.

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Paddy the sailor man.

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Fuck bro, we just went into a weird direction no one is sober in this room right now it's not a good thing.

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I think he's still affected by the gum.

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Oh, totally am.

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I'm trying to fucking simmer down right now.

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We're good, though.

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Keep it coming, let's go shut up, bitch mike, you know, I got my left up.

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always love that, always love that's always good.

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Be nice, Matty.

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I was.

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I was Be nice, come on, come on.

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That wasn't bad Loyal listener, love him, love him Come on Eileen, come on my face, oh boy.

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That voice is so appropriate right now.

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It totally is right now.

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This is like what's going on in my head.

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Oh boy.

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Oh boy, that shit's fucking hilarious.

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Right there, it's always God's voice that makes you laugh.

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A little belly laugh right.

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Oh yeah.

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Free from your plums.

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You know what I'm talking about your plums.

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It's a purple hue Blue shoe.

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Let the ball watch.

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Look at that.

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Your plumps, it's a purple hue Blue shoe Let the boy watch.

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I got that.

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I know no dick.

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Oh no, what'd you do, shit.

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Oh, you fuck shit up, bro, we're good, where's the thing?

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Nowhere wait, a minute wait close encounters of the third kind close encounters of the bear kind yeah.

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I swear to god it was right next to me.

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Close encounters of the bear kind, yeah I swear to God, it was right next to me.

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I think you petted it.

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I wish I was attacked by a bear.

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You definitely touched it.

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This is getting fucking way out of control.

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Right now we're 7,000 miles per hour in the wrong direction.

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We're in Albuquerque.

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We're fucking rocking.

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Let's go.

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Oh fuck.

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Get us out of.

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New Mexico Legally Through a tire Actually, perhaps not legally.

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We get a cell phone $700, and a right to vote, yeah.

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Yeah, that's true.

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We got rid of every viewer.

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It's all right it doesn't matter.

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All right.

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So on a real.

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What do you think this does for Trump?

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Like this whole shooting thing, I don't think it might hurt him.

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You think, really, I don't think it, I don't, I don't, I think it might hurt him.

00:17:07.803 --> 00:17:08.526
You think Really?

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I don't see it.

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The real fucking crazy right.

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You think Biden could take it in your shot?

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No, I'm thinking.

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I'm thinking crazy.

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I'm just, I'm just thinking crazy right wing motherfuckers Doing something stupid.

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Right, yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm kind of Kind of banking on that retaliation.

00:17:25.925 --> 00:17:31.486
Yeah, you know which smart money says like they're gonna do something, like they're gonna clip pelosi.

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So that's what I'm saying.

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Then you're gonna be like wow, that's a little obvious you know what I'm saying.

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I mean, I mean win, right well, he was wearing.

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He was wearing a swan stick on his t-shirt.

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You know, that's all you're gonna hear.

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Dude, it's gonna be like being back in the fucking 50s I heard someone say free palestine yeah, I mean, did you see all the nonsense and karma with that?

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no, I've I've heard about it holy fuck, what's going on with that.

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Like I yeah.

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There was a whole.

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There was a whole fucking Apparently some guy In the Board of Ed.

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Yes, yeah.

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There was a whole Free Palestine rally At the courthouse of Carmel Weiss Including, including one of the fucking Jerk off Board of Board of Ed guys, I'm not gonna say his name, weiss, but you can say ed guys, I'm not gonna say his name twice but uh, but uh yeah, saying some fucking repugnant bullshit and a lot of people took, took issue with it, saying it's anti-semitic and everything, and supposedly the board of ed like did this whole fucking op-ed piece about how they didn't support his views and his views weren't supported by the board and he like fucked it off and was just a major jack-off in the fucking Board of Ed meeting again.

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Fucking Carmel needs a fucking cleanse.

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Like needs a fucking cleanse.

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So this came out in the Board of Ed meeting oh yeah, and like yeah, like last week, and he defended, oh, defended.

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He didn't just like be like Not Kind of fucked up like Not only.

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I'm in a public eye.

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I shouldn't like express public.

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Not only defended him Right, not only defended himself, doubled down on it.

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I mean when you're in, you're in you.

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I mean when you're in, you're in you know You're in, you're in Dildo.

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Total dildo.

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Yeah, if you're in, you're in.

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You got to double down Dildo.

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Be a bad time Be like yeah, I'm a bad choice.

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What did he say?

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You know what he said.

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I'm too many bourbons into.

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Yeah, I mean paraphrase.

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I'm too many bourbons into yeah, I mean paraphrase, we're not gonna quote you like paraphrase, you know like.

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I mean essentially it's like, yeah, good, the board of ed can do whatever they want, but I don't give a fuck free Palestine Type of thing, really.

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Yeah, and supposedly he got loud and was cursing and fucking saying shit Like just fucking.

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I'm really sick and tired of society as a whole and fucking saying shit like just fucking.

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I'm really sick and tired of society as a whole right now because really and we've said this before in jest, but I mean is very seriously People have honestly forgotten what it's like to be punched in the mouth and everyone thinks they're behind a fucking keyboard, whether they're on a keyboard or not, and they just fucking, just fucking, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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And if someone would just punch somebody in the fucking mouth and be done with it.

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Yeah, you should shut someone up.

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And just remind everybody like hey, listen I honestly, you can have your opinion in school, but shut the fuck up.

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I honestly feel if the mafia was running stuff, we'd be running a lot better.

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Yeah, I mean, think about it.

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Like days were good.

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Right, Think about it.

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I mean that's an angle to take.

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I would rather have the mob run us right now.

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The mob knows what they're doing.

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Like think about your gaudy decade.

00:21:00.256 --> 00:21:03.806
Yeah, man, and like pre-gaudy decades, Things were good.

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You got the rats, you got the rats.

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The rats are out of there.

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Things were great.

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Man.

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Not here cop, you know yeah.

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Like you saw a headline Of something.

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It's okay, yeah, cop.

00:21:14.749 --> 00:21:15.170
It's fine.

00:21:15.211 --> 00:21:18.359
Like I'm sure he Fucking had it coming, you know, yeah, totally.

00:21:19.153 --> 00:21:24.959
Totally, if you think about it, think about it, think about it.

00:21:28.469 --> 00:21:29.070
Thinking about it.

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Nonsense, pure fucking nonsense.

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Yeah, but I don't know where we go from this Like shooting.

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Thing.

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Like I feel like something's gonna pop.

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Absolutely.

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You know like.

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Like you know, like The's going to pop Absolutely, you know like the question is going to be where and how bad.

00:21:51.053 --> 00:21:58.766
I feel like everywhere and pretty bad Worst case scenario.

00:21:59.740 --> 00:22:03.811
I kind of feel like a line's been drawn in the sand now and it's kind of like you know what I can see.

00:22:04.842 --> 00:22:05.344
We want to know.

00:22:05.344 --> 00:22:08.606
Worst case scenario Trump wins right.

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And everyone goes to Texaco and has a gummy.

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Day of inauguration, he gets assassinated.

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Think about that.

00:22:19.539 --> 00:22:20.384
Well, who's the VP?

00:22:20.444 --> 00:22:21.611
Well, yeah as you can say who's the VP.

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I'm just saying that might be a win.

00:22:25.574 --> 00:22:26.998
I'm just saying it may be man.

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How crazy do you think that would fucking be On inauguration day, dude?

00:22:33.250 --> 00:22:34.493
Think about that.

00:22:36.468 --> 00:22:47.430
I feel like that is so slim of a chance to happen just because the levels are just so high at that point, but not for nothing.

00:22:47.789 --> 00:22:51.557
he's at a rally and some fucking dumbass is fucking arm and leg.

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Where was that?

00:22:52.179 --> 00:22:52.538
By the way?

00:22:52.538 --> 00:22:53.567
Did we figure out where that?

00:22:53.607 --> 00:22:54.770
was Pennsylvania Butler.

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Pennsylvania.

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Butler Pennsylvania.

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Butt lick Pennsylvania Some fucking moron, some Dem state, oh yeah, their Dem state, oh yeah.

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I mean it was probably a Fetterman lookalike, but we won't even get into that.

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Is Army crawling on the fucking roof To fucking take you know again in the middle of everything when people saw this wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald in a fucking In a window.

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We love Lee.

00:23:21.451 --> 00:23:21.751
No, nothing.

00:23:21.751 --> 00:23:23.221
Wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald in a fucking window.

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We love Lee.

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No, what Nothing, I guess whatever, the jeans Sure, I love those Carry on, I mean relax fit.

00:23:33.911 --> 00:23:34.772
Are those Levi's?

00:23:34.772 --> 00:23:35.413
No, they're.

00:23:35.453 --> 00:23:36.797
Lee Short and stouts.

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I don't even know where to go with this anymore.

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Did you just say short and stout?

00:23:45.804 --> 00:23:59.959
Six minutes later, you fucking cocksucker, you, fat motherfucker, you couldn't even get over the fact I got up, motherfucker you know what it is.

00:24:00.365 --> 00:24:03.351
He's taking too many shots To the dome with an oven mitt.

00:24:03.351 --> 00:24:04.032
Yeah, bro.

00:24:05.498 --> 00:24:06.265
Let me tell you something.

00:24:06.265 --> 00:24:08.212
The first one was okay.

00:24:08.212 --> 00:24:16.325
The second one I saw a double Right away and I couldn't shake it off and I was like straight to the bathroom To vomit.

00:24:17.792 --> 00:24:18.557
I'm not even gonna lie.

00:24:18.557 --> 00:24:19.644
I felt bad about the second one.

00:24:19.644 --> 00:24:22.652
That was hard, I can't believe it made you puke.

00:24:22.904 --> 00:24:23.868
Bro, I got instant.

00:24:23.868 --> 00:24:29.210
Cte when he stood up and I saw the look on his face, I was like I had instant CTE.

00:24:29.210 --> 00:24:30.594
That's why I threw up.

00:24:30.814 --> 00:24:32.188
That's so good, that's so.

00:24:32.188 --> 00:24:37.454
High school freshman, I can't believe you threw up because you got hit with an oven mitt.

00:24:37.565 --> 00:24:39.719
Bro, I got fucking knocked with an oven mitt Bro.

00:24:39.740 --> 00:24:41.689
I got fucking knocked no with an oven mitt he fucking.

00:24:42.190 --> 00:24:42.952
Can you admit it?

00:24:43.193 --> 00:24:43.474
Okay.

00:24:44.526 --> 00:24:46.576
Don't sit there and say no, you asshole.

00:24:47.781 --> 00:24:49.414
You're a fucking piece of shit.

00:24:49.414 --> 00:24:50.384
So it's still an oven mitt.

00:24:50.384 --> 00:24:51.616
Go fuck you, Kevin.

00:24:51.616 --> 00:24:52.545
Still an oven mitt.

00:24:52.565 --> 00:24:53.409
What are you talking about?

00:24:53.409 --> 00:24:54.814
Fuck, I'll give you an oven mitt.

00:24:57.868 --> 00:25:00.993
I got you pretty good with the oven mitt he fucking knocked me out.

00:25:00.993 --> 00:25:04.471
With an.

00:25:04.471 --> 00:25:04.476
I got you pretty good with the oven mitt.

00:25:04.476 --> 00:25:04.672
He fucking knocked me out.

00:25:04.672 --> 00:25:05.246
Put an oven mitt, bro.

00:25:05.246 --> 00:25:08.086
I'm not even lying, can't believe.

00:25:08.086 --> 00:25:09.067
You even said that out loud.

00:25:09.067 --> 00:25:11.694
Yeah, an oven mitt, pussy cunt.

00:25:11.734 --> 00:25:12.256
Pussy cunt.

00:25:12.256 --> 00:25:20.845
No, you have no idea the force that was behind Big pussy cunt Big old smelly pussy cunt pussy cunt.

00:25:21.886 --> 00:25:26.237
Big old smelly pussy cunt.

00:25:28.846 --> 00:25:30.190
Fuck me, how's that?

00:25:30.190 --> 00:25:31.952
Yeah, he doesn't even know what he's doing.

00:25:31.952 --> 00:25:33.796
We can't even hear yours, he's just pushing.

00:25:33.796 --> 00:25:34.136
Yeah, you can't.

00:25:34.136 --> 00:25:35.799
You just push a button, can you hear me?

00:25:36.567 --> 00:25:38.034
I can hear everybody just fine.

00:25:38.034 --> 00:25:38.857
I don't know what you did.

00:25:38.877 --> 00:25:40.104
I hopefully cut you $50.

00:25:40.104 --> 00:25:41.650
Apparently you did nothing.

00:25:41.650 --> 00:25:42.132
I did.

00:25:42.132 --> 00:25:44.212
$50, says this isn't even recording.

00:25:45.709 --> 00:25:47.375
I just want to cut motherfuckers out bro.

00:25:47.826 --> 00:25:51.351
You cut off our audience, you cut us off.

00:25:51.351 --> 00:25:55.155
All, nobody who's watching can't hear us now All they heard was me.

00:25:56.159 --> 00:25:57.304
I think, Wasn't it.

00:25:57.304 --> 00:26:00.034
That's all yeah yeah, yeah, that worked.

00:26:01.459 --> 00:26:04.363
I'm still in jeans, alright, alright.

00:26:05.047 --> 00:26:08.305
Howdy show Jerry Jones yes, Awesome.

00:26:09.971 --> 00:26:10.874
That's not a knife.

00:26:13.553 --> 00:26:14.395
That's a knife.

00:26:14.566 --> 00:26:15.490
Hello Bobbitt.

00:26:17.371 --> 00:26:18.193
Hello Bobbitt.

00:26:18.193 --> 00:26:22.032
Dingo, ate your baby A dingo ate your baby, hello Bobbitt, hello Bobbit.

00:26:22.032 --> 00:26:22.884
Dingo ate your baby, hello Bobbit.

00:26:22.884 --> 00:26:27.865
Alright, this sucks.

00:26:27.865 --> 00:26:35.058
What else can we talk about?

00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:38.464
We don't want Trump.

00:26:40.130 --> 00:26:45.991
We got a live show coming up, yeah, when August 17th At the Flandro residence.

00:26:45.991 --> 00:26:48.053
We've been given clearance, clarence.

00:26:49.028 --> 00:26:51.785
Clarence is a fucking idiot for giving clearance Okay.

00:26:52.647 --> 00:26:53.290
What's your vector?

00:26:53.330 --> 00:26:55.904
Victor, it's going to be fucking victorious.

00:26:55.904 --> 00:27:00.157
I don't know it's going to be a shit show and what's going to happen?

00:27:00.157 --> 00:27:00.965
Again, it's not going to get aired, I don't know.

00:27:00.965 --> 00:27:01.386
Oh, it's going to be a shit show.

00:27:01.386 --> 00:27:02.161
It's going to be a shit show and what's going to happen?

00:27:02.161 --> 00:27:02.751
Again, it's not going to get aired.

00:27:03.025 --> 00:27:04.873
I don't know if the table's going to fit through the door.

00:27:05.285 --> 00:27:07.969
We're not going to bring the table, we're just going to go folding table.

00:27:07.969 --> 00:27:09.133
We'll bring the equipment.

00:27:09.133 --> 00:27:10.537
Yeah, and the mics.

00:27:11.125 --> 00:27:24.925
And we just need a fucking good old internet connection billy, billy, you got a good.

00:27:24.945 --> 00:27:25.887
Uh, you got a good job.

00:27:25.887 --> 00:27:26.409
You got an ethernet wire.

00:27:26.409 --> 00:27:26.628
We can run.

00:27:26.628 --> 00:27:27.309
We can run like where's your?

00:27:28.290 --> 00:27:29.633
router located.

00:27:29.653 --> 00:27:34.440
I'm gonna fall down what you're gonna fall down from where.

00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:37.971
No but.

00:27:38.172 --> 00:27:40.315
But come on, man, you got this on.

00:27:40.315 --> 00:27:42.058
What are you doing right now?

00:27:42.318 --> 00:27:45.093
Come on, it's been a long day, patrick, did he?

00:27:45.292 --> 00:27:48.755
I don't care, I still fought to get here and you're doing it on the show.

00:27:51.247 --> 00:27:52.029
You just fall asleep.

00:27:52.029 --> 00:27:54.128
Oh, you fought to get here, did you yes?

00:27:57.394 --> 00:27:59.659
Yes, what do you think?

00:28:02.685 --> 00:28:03.869
I think you were dragged here.

00:28:04.692 --> 00:28:06.757
Oh, yeah, really you didn't fight.

00:28:07.287 --> 00:28:08.570
This was drag me to hell.

00:28:08.570 --> 00:28:09.273
You took a nap.

00:28:10.214 --> 00:28:10.982
So what Then?

00:28:11.022 --> 00:28:13.053
I, I fucking regrouped.

00:28:13.053 --> 00:28:15.749
If there was no chicken bombs, nah, you never would have made it.

00:28:16.471 --> 00:28:16.653
No.

00:28:17.729 --> 00:28:17.990
Maybe.

00:28:17.990 --> 00:28:21.144
Well, yeah, no, no, maybe yeah.

00:28:21.464 --> 00:28:24.086
No, no, you need to settle down over there.

00:28:24.086 --> 00:28:26.769
Mean Gene Oakland Jesus.

00:28:28.349 --> 00:28:34.214
Is that because of my receiving hairline fucking awesome?

00:28:34.214 --> 00:28:35.375
Do I just have to shave it now?

00:28:35.375 --> 00:28:36.296
Forget the little scruff.

00:28:36.497 --> 00:28:46.471
I got going here you keep on going on with it.

00:28:46.924 --> 00:28:50.075
Forget the annexation of Puerto Rico and just go with it.

00:28:51.866 --> 00:28:52.690
I've been thinking about it.

00:28:52.690 --> 00:28:58.213
Got a good head for it, got a nice shape.

00:28:58.654 --> 00:28:59.256
What are you talking about?

00:28:59.636 --> 00:29:00.159
I'm not sure yeah.

00:29:00.159 --> 00:29:13.545
Yeah, you got the auschwitz ball I'm not even sure, what that means.

00:29:15.666 --> 00:29:18.930
Yeah it just opened the door to a lot of inappropriate things.

00:29:21.972 --> 00:29:22.453
You're reaching?

00:29:22.453 --> 00:29:24.455
No, I'm not, he was.

00:29:24.455 --> 00:29:25.836
No, he was not, he was.

00:29:26.116 --> 00:29:28.338
He was, but it was a fantastic reach.

00:29:28.338 --> 00:29:30.401
I had to catch myself because I was going with him.

00:29:31.304 --> 00:29:33.951
He's drowning and he's bringing the lifeguard down with him.

00:29:33.951 --> 00:29:34.192
What are?

00:29:34.232 --> 00:29:37.270
you talking about that did not just happen.

00:29:37.270 --> 00:29:39.448
That's comedy, bro.

00:29:40.190 --> 00:29:40.810
What's up?

00:29:40.871 --> 00:29:43.457
Adam Torring Groza.

00:29:43.457 --> 00:29:46.545
How come I can't see anything.

00:29:46.545 --> 00:29:48.028
Tell us again how you're a Panthers fan.

00:29:48.067 --> 00:29:51.753
After moving back to Florida, you fucking traitorous fuck Cocksucker.

00:29:51.753 --> 00:29:55.965
Love you though, Thanks for watching Now.

00:29:57.269 --> 00:29:58.434
I Like and share.

00:29:59.146 --> 00:30:09.173
So I was thinking, I was thinking, I was thinking I was thinking well I was thinking good evening gentlemen.

00:30:10.355 --> 00:30:19.816
So I was thinking I think we should do tid yeah karaoke don't we do that like we week.

00:30:19.836 --> 00:30:21.898
We know we know you want this.

00:30:21.898 --> 00:30:23.924
You have wanted this for a long time.

00:30:23.944 --> 00:30:24.910
I think we should do it.

00:30:24.910 --> 00:30:27.714
It always comes up in discussion, but we never do it.

00:30:27.785 --> 00:30:29.613
So play a song and sing Go get it.

00:30:29.613 --> 00:30:31.511
I don't think it's that simple?

00:30:32.414 --> 00:30:34.751
I think it is no, no.

00:30:35.530 --> 00:30:37.125
I wanted all of us to be a part of this.

00:30:37.125 --> 00:30:38.345
I think Pat wants to sing.

00:30:38.645 --> 00:30:40.932
I feel like it needs to be like a remote thing.

00:30:41.051 --> 00:30:46.285
No, I think Pat wants to sing and he wants you to play cowbell and he wants me to do a little tambourine.

00:30:46.365 --> 00:30:47.410
I can play the cowbell man.

00:30:50.605 --> 00:30:51.588
Play a song, let's go.

00:30:52.471 --> 00:30:52.993
I want that what.

00:30:52.993 --> 00:30:57.273
You got something on cue man Are you?

00:30:57.314 --> 00:30:57.515
ready.

00:30:57.515 --> 00:31:01.615
I mean, what's your go-to?

00:31:01.615 --> 00:31:04.589
There's no go-to right now you don't have a go-to song.

00:31:05.152 --> 00:31:05.733
Not right now.

00:31:06.444 --> 00:31:09.674
But like in general, like you don't have a go-to karaoke song.

00:31:09.924 --> 00:31:11.171
Can you even see in front of you right now?

00:31:11.171 --> 00:31:13.628
Huh, can you even see what's going on in front of you?

00:31:13.669 --> 00:31:28.200
Yeah, yeah, okay, no, but like karaoke, like yeah, no, but like karaoke Like what's your go to song.

00:31:28.240 --> 00:31:29.424
I don't know Like you gotta have a go to song, I don't know.

00:31:33.415 --> 00:31:38.030
So yeah, I know, tid karaoke, that I mean.

00:31:39.209 --> 00:31:41.590
It does not appear TID karaoke is taking off.

00:31:42.071 --> 00:31:42.894
I'm just trying to think.

00:31:44.705 --> 00:31:46.713
Dude you don't have to think about your go-to song.

00:31:46.713 --> 00:31:50.251
Oh, if you have to think about a go-to song, you don't have a go-to song.

00:31:50.345 --> 00:31:53.496
Little Sister Christian, southwestern Sister.

00:31:53.557 --> 00:31:53.837
Christian.

00:31:53.837 --> 00:31:56.070
No, adam asked for Sister Christian.

00:31:56.070 --> 00:31:57.750
I think you should sing Sister Christian.

00:31:57.789 --> 00:32:00.930
No, I was thinking Southwestern Right now.

00:32:00.930 --> 00:32:01.473
What's Sister Christian?

00:32:01.473 --> 00:32:02.280
No, I was thinking Southwest Right now.

00:32:02.280 --> 00:32:02.765
What's Sister Christian?

00:32:02.944 --> 00:32:03.567
Night Ranger.

00:32:03.567 --> 00:32:06.192
Oh my god, like you don't know, sister Christian.

00:32:07.647 --> 00:32:09.932
I mean, I know, the name sounds familiar.

00:32:10.707 --> 00:32:11.530
I bet you do.

00:32:16.126 --> 00:32:17.010
Sounds like a boy.

00:32:18.545 --> 00:32:29.819
No wonder Pat knows it I don't know if you recall this, but this is also on Boogie Nights.

00:32:31.867 --> 00:32:32.336
This is a great song.

00:32:32.357 --> 00:32:32.703
It's a great song.

00:32:33.366 --> 00:32:34.191
Sing it bitch.

00:32:34.191 --> 00:32:43.275
Go ahead get the words.

00:32:43.275 --> 00:32:44.016
There's no words.

00:32:44.036 --> 00:32:44.817
There's no words.

00:32:46.660 --> 00:32:47.381
There's been a few.

00:32:47.381 --> 00:32:56.317
You're the only one to say okay, come on, man, you don't know this song.

00:32:57.125 --> 00:32:58.791
I just gotta see the word.

00:32:59.093 --> 00:32:59.654
Holy shit.

00:33:02.307 --> 00:33:06.250
You gotta fast rattle there.

00:33:06.250 --> 00:33:10.273
You go Like a paused fast rattle yeah.

00:33:13.986 --> 00:33:15.368
There you go.

00:33:15.368 --> 00:33:20.499
Yeah, build it up A little crescendo, come on yeah.

00:33:23.086 --> 00:33:28.873
Motor air, I don't know the fucking words.

00:33:28.873 --> 00:33:40.525
Yeah, yeah, woo, feeling my legs, yeah, yeah, yeah, be alright tonight, be alright tonight.

00:33:40.525 --> 00:33:44.973
Hey, hey, hi, hi, oh, pat you fucked that song up all the way.

00:33:45.055 --> 00:33:45.476
From what?

00:33:45.476 --> 00:33:46.671
You fucked that song up all the way.

00:33:46.671 --> 00:33:49.333
That was your TID karaoke moment.

00:33:49.333 --> 00:33:49.954
You fucked it.

00:33:50.165 --> 00:33:51.423
Like you know it now right.

00:33:51.423 --> 00:33:55.710
I know it now, but I'm not familiar with the song, but again, what's your go-to song?

00:33:56.732 --> 00:33:57.955
You know.

00:33:57.955 --> 00:34:00.282
So let's go Do a fucking song.

00:34:00.282 --> 00:34:01.711
Do a song you want.

00:34:01.711 --> 00:34:04.765
You need to settle.

00:34:05.749 --> 00:34:06.211
No, no, no.

00:34:06.211 --> 00:34:07.289
Honest question.

00:34:07.289 --> 00:34:14.784
You're at a bar, you've had enough drinks, you're gonna go sing, right?

00:34:14.784 --> 00:34:18.364
What's your choice of song?

00:34:18.364 --> 00:34:19.965
What are you singing?

00:34:19.965 --> 00:34:21.052
What's your choice of song?

00:34:21.052 --> 00:34:21.717
What are you singing?

00:34:21.717 --> 00:34:22.644
What's your song?

00:34:24.186 --> 00:34:26.092
Hey balancer, can you throw this unruly?

00:34:26.132 --> 00:34:26.635
guy out.

00:34:27.286 --> 00:34:30.429
I'm looking for that song Stop deflecting.

00:34:30.965 --> 00:34:31.927
I'm not deflecting.

00:34:31.947 --> 00:34:32.228
Come on.

00:34:32.228 --> 00:34:33.951
What's your song?

00:34:33.951 --> 00:34:34.731
What's your jam?

00:34:34.731 --> 00:34:35.855
You sing in the shower.

00:34:35.855 --> 00:34:37.077
What is it, man?

00:34:37.117 --> 00:34:38.139
How about some Billy Joel?

00:34:38.139 --> 00:34:40.291
Adam said you're a big Billy Joel guy.

00:34:42.085 --> 00:34:42.849
I used to love Billy.

00:34:42.849 --> 00:34:44.952
He used to sing every song.

00:34:44.952 --> 00:34:50.367
That's because you motherfuckers didn't know about Billy Joel and I introduced it to you fuckers.

00:34:50.748 --> 00:34:52.393
Not you, oh, okay.

00:34:52.472 --> 00:34:57.896
Adam was more like Sinatra and shit.

00:34:57.896 --> 00:35:01.112
Nothing wrong with that either, I know, but I brought fucking.

00:35:01.164 --> 00:35:01.548
Billy Joel.

00:35:01.548 --> 00:35:03.690
Why don't you sing a little, billy Joel?

00:35:03.690 --> 00:35:05.320
No, no, no.

00:35:05.320 --> 00:35:07.226
Well, you may be right.

00:35:08.429 --> 00:35:09.030
That's a good one.

00:35:09.030 --> 00:35:14.239
I may be crazy, no seriously.

00:35:16.090 --> 00:35:17.032
What would be your karaoke jam?

00:35:17.032 --> 00:35:17.894
What's your go-to?

00:35:17.894 --> 00:35:18.556
What's your go-to?

00:35:18.556 --> 00:35:20.391
Mine was Sinatra's Summer Wind.

00:35:20.391 --> 00:35:22.692
I used to sing that everywhere.

00:35:23.052 --> 00:35:23.675
That's a good one.

00:35:26.163 --> 00:35:27.688
I got really drunk in one place.

00:35:27.688 --> 00:35:29.574
I couldn't remember the words and went downhill.

00:35:31.706 --> 00:35:33.552
You couldn't remember the words of Summer Wind?

00:35:33.552 --> 00:35:36.172
I got so drunk it was bad.

00:35:36.192 --> 00:35:39.992
It was a drunkenness of another level.

00:35:44.206 --> 00:35:46.050
But seriously, what's your song?

00:35:46.592 --> 00:35:51.233
I don't know, I just sing I just want to sing.

00:35:51.233 --> 00:35:54.614
He's withering like a cock in the ocean.

00:35:54.844 --> 00:35:56.952
The guy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

00:35:56.952 --> 00:36:00.300
I just want to sing, sing.

00:36:03.166 --> 00:36:05.293
I keep fucking laughing, you cocksuckers.

00:36:06.605 --> 00:36:07.688
Because it ain't funny.

00:36:07.688 --> 00:36:09.045
You got me right.

00:36:09.487 --> 00:36:11.134
I got you, I got you.

00:36:13.168 --> 00:36:16.704
I wasn't talking to you.

00:36:18.106 --> 00:36:21.530
I don't give a fuck who you were talking to, Kevin he's coming all the way back.

00:36:21.871 --> 00:36:22.554
now Look at to Kevin.

00:36:22.554 --> 00:36:24.016
He's coming all the way back now.

00:36:24.016 --> 00:36:24.358
Look at him.

00:36:25.213 --> 00:36:25.940
He's not all the way back.

00:36:28.411 --> 00:36:29.534
He's trying to break through now.

00:36:30.327 --> 00:36:32.536
Break all through to the other side.

00:36:32.655 --> 00:36:33.639
Break all through.

00:36:33.639 --> 00:36:34.945
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:38.132 --> 00:36:38.454
Wow.

00:36:41.690 --> 00:36:42.914
Anything with that type of shit?

00:36:42.914 --> 00:36:44.952
Hi, hi.

00:36:45.909 --> 00:36:46.311
Oh yeah.

00:36:47.188 --> 00:36:47.992
You know what I'm talking about.

00:36:48.425 --> 00:36:49.710
I was laying in bed last night, hi.

00:36:51.052 --> 00:36:51.615
And Karate Kid.

00:36:52.949 --> 00:36:55.376
And Karate Kid 2 came on, I was like Hi.

00:37:05.556 --> 00:37:06.317
Daniel-san.

00:37:06.498 --> 00:37:10.001
I did catch that out of the corner of my eye.

00:37:10.001 --> 00:37:18.608
It was just a simple hi, hi, that was it.

00:37:19.552 --> 00:37:24.476
Hi it was the nerdiest fucking thing I've ever heard.

00:37:24.744 --> 00:37:27.931
Harry Carrie and Jizz Paws were wanting to say hi, hi.

00:37:29.873 --> 00:37:31.396
Hi Hi.

00:37:31.818 --> 00:37:35.150
Jizz Hi, Harry hey.

00:37:41.728 --> 00:37:43.012
I'm not Harry at all.

00:37:43.012 --> 00:37:47.793
I got a receding hairline you suck at.

00:37:50.097 --> 00:37:52.489
Adam suggests a little, dean Martin Maybe a little.

00:37:52.509 --> 00:37:55.070
Valare maybe Valare.

00:37:56.842 --> 00:38:00.144
Oh, perhaps.

00:38:01.588 --> 00:38:02.992
Dude, I can't believe all this shit.

00:38:02.992 --> 00:38:04.137
You talk about karaoke.

00:38:04.137 --> 00:38:08.657
You don't have a wheelhouse song that you're ready to just pull out.

00:38:09.186 --> 00:38:11.050
It's a song that you guys don't know, do it.

00:38:11.751 --> 00:38:12.534
We're not singing it.

00:38:12.534 --> 00:38:13.275
How do you know?

00:38:13.275 --> 00:38:16.523
But I don't know You're singing it, what You're singing it.

00:38:16.523 --> 00:38:17.164
We're not singing it.

00:38:17.164 --> 00:38:18.630
How do you know what we don't know?

00:38:18.630 --> 00:38:23.887
How do you know what we don't know?

00:38:24.028 --> 00:38:25.150
How do you know that?

00:38:25.170 --> 00:38:28.177
I don't know when he doesn't know what you don't know, what we don't know.

00:38:28.177 --> 00:38:30.483
Right, exactly what what's?

00:38:30.543 --> 00:38:30.945
that mean?

00:38:30.945 --> 00:38:33.293
It means what's your fucking song, man?

00:38:34.969 --> 00:38:37.652
I mean, I like fucking, I like Seven Mary Three.

00:38:37.652 --> 00:38:39.271
It's cumbersome.

00:38:39.271 --> 00:38:42.909
No, Southwestern State Never heard that song.

00:38:42.909 --> 00:38:43.751
Acoustic version.

00:38:44.233 --> 00:38:45.056
Oh sounds gay.

00:38:48.367 --> 00:38:49.010
It kind of is.

00:38:50.385 --> 00:38:51.692
Is that like an ode to Phil?

00:38:51.692 --> 00:38:53.873
I mean, do you want?

00:38:53.873 --> 00:38:54.293
What is it?

00:38:56.851 --> 00:38:59.056
Do you want to wait for Campfire Confessions and sing?

00:38:59.056 --> 00:39:01.849
You don't know this song.

00:39:02.746 --> 00:39:07.530
The lighting would be great yeah yeah, this would be perfect, right?

00:39:08.666 --> 00:39:11.456
Do you want me to do it during the campfire?

00:39:11.456 --> 00:39:24.715
Dude, you're off, man Been dragging this mess All over town.

00:39:27.427 --> 00:39:28.192
You never heard this song.

00:39:28.192 --> 00:39:32.637
That's your fucking wheelhouse karaoke song, yeah because it gets better.

00:39:33.065 --> 00:39:34.291
Everyone sings this in the bar.

00:39:34.465 --> 00:39:36.753
I saw that I did it.

00:39:41.266 --> 00:39:43.233
Things they've done to me.

00:39:43.233 --> 00:39:50.704
You'd never believe it carries up Kevin, but you don't know it.

00:39:50.704 --> 00:39:53.293
Believe me, they're true.

00:39:57.152 --> 00:40:16.882
Things I've had to do To get next to you on this straightaway ticket to a southwestern state.

00:40:18.284 --> 00:40:20.693
Yeah, it's kind of like an easy karaoke song.

00:40:20.693 --> 00:40:24.373
You're just talking, dude, you're just talking.

00:40:26.266 --> 00:40:27.230
Dude, it gets better.

00:40:27.230 --> 00:40:27.831
You'll see when.

00:40:30.628 --> 00:40:31.110
I hope so.

00:40:31.945 --> 00:40:34.438
Have I broke all the rules that I've made?

00:40:38.789 --> 00:40:41.532
Bye, we got it here.

00:40:49.927 --> 00:40:51.434
Yeah, dude, you got the strings man.

00:40:51.434 --> 00:40:53.773
They're fucking rocking right now.

00:40:53.773 --> 00:40:57.115
Well, we got it.

00:41:08.550 --> 00:41:10.699
We've been dragging this past All over town.

00:41:10.699 --> 00:41:35.239
My life's still in air Every single minute and the things, the things I've done for me this song fucking sucks Never believe.

00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:40.931
Believe me, they're true.

00:41:40.931 --> 00:41:52.190
All these things I've had to do To get next to you, I need you loud, I need you loud, friend.

00:41:52.525 --> 00:41:55.074
I'll be a straightaway ticket.

00:41:55.074 --> 00:42:00.653
Come on, come on To Southwestern.

00:42:00.653 --> 00:42:02.873
It's not bad.

00:42:02.873 --> 00:42:04.302
It's not bad.

00:42:04.302 --> 00:42:08.456
Have I broke all the rules that I've made?

00:42:08.456 --> 00:42:13.675
Have I broke all the rules that I've made?

00:42:13.675 --> 00:42:19.931
Have I broke all the rules that I've made?

00:42:19.931 --> 00:42:30.311
Damn, Come on.

00:42:31.534 --> 00:42:35.543
Keep it going, keep it going, we're going, we're going.

00:42:38.706 --> 00:42:39.518
Insert dog howling Fuck you Adam.

00:42:39.518 --> 00:42:46.844
Insert dog howling Fuck you Adam.

00:42:59.041 --> 00:42:59.501
Fuck that shit.

00:42:59.501 --> 00:43:10.818
I guess it's deep from here on in.

00:43:10.818 --> 00:43:11.304
He's got short arms.

00:43:11.304 --> 00:43:12.951
Get next to you.

00:43:16.447 --> 00:43:28.324
I need a straightaway ticket, don't you dare To a southwestern State.

00:43:28.324 --> 00:43:33.871
Have I broke all the rules that I've made?

00:43:33.871 --> 00:43:39.471
Have I broke all the rules that I've made?

00:43:39.471 --> 00:43:45.231
Have I broke all the rules that I've made?

00:43:45.231 --> 00:43:54.320
Let's go.

00:43:54.320 --> 00:43:57.327
Thank you, stephen Foxbury, thank you, matt, and.

00:43:57.489 --> 00:43:57.929
Kevin.

00:43:58.672 --> 00:44:00.166
Yeah, thank you.

00:44:00.166 --> 00:44:00.768
Not bad, not you?

00:44:02.331 --> 00:44:04.235
Not bad, not bad, not bad.

00:44:04.275 --> 00:44:06.849
That was awful, I think I pooped myself.

00:44:06.849 --> 00:44:10.603
Terrible song, was it it?

00:44:10.623 --> 00:44:11.025
wasn't good.

00:44:11.025 --> 00:44:18.251
It's not a terrible song, but like it's, you know, oh so what's your go-to karaoke song?

00:44:18.251 --> 00:44:21.630
Oh mine, it's Twist and Shout.

00:44:24.047 --> 00:44:26.590
Okay, Ferris Bueller, Okay fag.

00:44:30.106 --> 00:44:30.748
And like.

00:44:30.748 --> 00:44:31.349
Superman.

00:44:31.349 --> 00:44:32.373
Who sings Superman?

00:44:32.373 --> 00:44:33.335
Barbra Streisand.

00:44:33.956 --> 00:44:34.157
What.

00:44:36.190 --> 00:44:37.153
The Superman song.

00:44:37.173 --> 00:44:40.170
Kryptonite Kryptonite by Three Doors Down.

00:44:41.306 --> 00:44:44.929
Not Three Doors down um, maybe it's three doors yeah, it might be superman.

00:44:45.389 --> 00:44:56.338
Yeah, it's kryptonite by kryptonite superman yeah, kryptonite, yeah, what well, it's really not a it's a lot of gay songs around here what?

00:44:56.378 --> 00:44:57.039
what's yours there?

00:44:57.385 --> 00:45:00.331
fucking frank sinatra I told you fucking several.

00:45:00.391 --> 00:45:01.875
But you don't remember the fucking words.

00:45:01.875 --> 00:45:03.217
So how's that your go-to song?

00:45:03.806 --> 00:45:07.155
I didn't remember the words in one instance Summer wind.

00:45:07.155 --> 00:45:08.485
I haven't fucking sang it.

00:45:09.407 --> 00:45:11.414
You know, maybe something from the cover.

00:45:11.565 --> 00:45:12.563
Across your face.

00:45:13.125 --> 00:45:14.668
Right across your face.

00:45:17.514 --> 00:45:19.016
No, it lingered there.

00:45:19.016 --> 00:45:21.432
Sorry, I would say it would touch your hair.

00:45:21.512 --> 00:45:26.014
it's what lingered there is when Scout Walked past me earlier and she dropped a fucking load On my knee.

00:45:26.014 --> 00:45:31.018
It was disgusting from her fucking cum beard what.

00:45:32.748 --> 00:45:33.431
Wait, there are like.

00:45:34.333 --> 00:45:39.262
Nine questions About whatever you just said right there, we've gone from karaoke to dog cum.

00:45:40.556 --> 00:45:42.126
You were there, you saw it.

00:45:42.387 --> 00:45:42.929
What did?

00:45:42.949 --> 00:45:43.469
you do when.

00:45:43.510 --> 00:45:44.311
I was sitting down.

00:45:44.311 --> 00:45:45.775
Oh right, right, Uh-huh.

00:45:45.876 --> 00:45:46.577
And she just comes over.

00:45:46.577 --> 00:45:47.809
She's like.

00:45:48.028 --> 00:45:52.795
You mean you were laying on the floor and Kevin's like oh, she usually gets like that after she just eats some poo.

00:45:56.248 --> 00:46:00.728
So she's got poo she's got poo saliva.

00:46:00.728 --> 00:46:05.336
She dropped like a saliva hanger on his knee.

00:46:05.336 --> 00:46:11.452
Yep, awful, it was, full of poo it was so fucking Well, no, no, I don't know for sure, but usually-.

00:46:11.664 --> 00:46:12.684
That's how she gets, yeah.

00:46:13.226 --> 00:46:15.193
In my experience with my dog-.

00:46:16.606 --> 00:46:20.791
Just to let you know, man, that happens after she's just eaten some shit.

00:46:20.952 --> 00:46:23.117
outside in the yard she ate some poo.

00:46:23.626 --> 00:46:26.074
So fucking stupid she ate feces in the yard.

00:46:28.286 --> 00:46:29.150
Still still.

00:46:29.150 --> 00:46:32.269
She's still eating shit Unbelievable man.

00:46:32.269 --> 00:46:42.938
And it was all over his knee and her fucking chest beard is just brown when it should be white.

00:46:45.088 --> 00:46:50.164
I do make sure I pet her on the head, yeah yeah, I bet I don't want to get involved in anything else that's going on.

00:46:50.224 --> 00:46:55.119
You don't want to go jaw, cheek, fucking, neck nothing yet no, no yeah.

00:46:56.047 --> 00:46:56.148
And.

00:46:56.288 --> 00:46:57.954
Pat seemed happy no.

00:46:58.766 --> 00:47:00.920
He usually is when Scout rolls by.

00:47:00.981 --> 00:47:03.465
Fuck that dude he was like shit, shit, is it fucking tuesday?

00:47:06.329 --> 00:47:07.592
I'm gonna be just like gunner and coda.

00:47:07.592 --> 00:47:08.655
I'm gonna bang scout.

00:47:08.835 --> 00:47:17.750
I didn't know it was tuesday already, and then she's like she looks at you with this dumb fucking look on her face and you're just like what the fuck?

00:47:17.829 --> 00:47:23.039
I'm sorry I have to bang you, but You're just like you're the dumbest dog ever.

00:47:26.186 --> 00:47:27.090
She's the dumb broad.

00:47:29.347 --> 00:47:38.702
The dumb broad oh my God, so glad I caught that last comment, so glad I caught that last comment Right.

00:47:38.943 --> 00:47:39.224
What happened?

00:47:39.224 --> 00:47:41.050
No, we just me and Maddie had a private moment on the show, oh boy, what happened?

00:47:41.050 --> 00:47:43.376
No, we just Me and Maddie had a private moment, oh boy, on the show.

00:47:43.376 --> 00:47:45.041
Oh boy, what happened?

00:47:45.041 --> 00:47:48.471
You can watch it again and you can see What'd you do.

00:47:48.471 --> 00:47:50.411
You'll figure it out when you watch it again.

00:47:50.853 --> 00:47:52.670
No, I'm not gonna watch that.

00:47:54.315 --> 00:47:54.759
Well, not.

00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:55.405
I don't watch.

00:47:55.405 --> 00:47:57.833
I don't watch the show after it was on here.

00:47:59.608 --> 00:48:05.318
Try not to what happened.

00:48:05.318 --> 00:48:06.831
What the fuck was that?

00:48:06.831 --> 00:48:08.329
That was a deep gulp bro.

00:48:09.545 --> 00:48:10.987
Well, take big sips, man.

00:48:10.987 --> 00:48:17.699
Okay, I'm sorry.

00:48:17.699 --> 00:48:18.619
What do you want from me, man?

00:48:19.027 --> 00:48:19.679
I want to.

00:48:20.226 --> 00:48:23.789
It takes a lot to satisfy the thirst here, you know.

00:48:28.974 --> 00:48:29.797
There's one piece left.

00:48:29.797 --> 00:48:30.599
I'll wait you for it.

00:48:31.166 --> 00:48:32.693
No, I think she may have taken them both.

00:48:32.693 --> 00:48:37.753
I think she would make Motherfucker, one for Mikey, one for his dad.

00:48:38.811 --> 00:48:41.045
Well, that makes sense after what we found out earlier today.

00:48:41.447 --> 00:48:44.630
I think that is a terrible choice to do.

00:48:46.054 --> 00:48:50.076
Fuck, I'm sure there's like, I think there's like two ribs to like fight over.

00:48:50.284 --> 00:48:51.307
Yeah, I'm down for that.

00:48:51.307 --> 00:48:52.550
You know, I'm down for that.

00:48:52.550 --> 00:48:53.994
You have the ribs, it's alright.

00:48:54.876 --> 00:48:55.677
Oh, they weren't that good.

00:49:03.635 --> 00:49:04.565
No, they were fantastic.

00:49:04.565 --> 00:49:05.664
Hopefully I lose a tooth.

00:49:05.664 --> 00:49:07.492
Now you're shitting on them but whatever.

00:49:07.492 --> 00:49:08.650
Not in the least bit.

00:49:11.373 --> 00:49:12.135
No, not at all.

00:49:12.135 --> 00:49:13.851
You're like oh, just ribs.

00:49:13.851 --> 00:49:19.813
Yeah, I'm sorry, it kind of hurts, it kind of hurts.

00:49:20.333 --> 00:49:25.737
Really, then my dick was hard for chicken bombs Since the 4th of July.

00:49:25.940 --> 00:49:26.284
Really.

00:49:28.911 --> 00:49:32.331
Can you contemplate that please, before you start talking shit?

00:49:33.688 --> 00:49:34.952
So why do you think I made them?

00:49:35.253 --> 00:49:37.110
Really, because you're a good dude.

00:49:39.898 --> 00:49:41.931
I'm not, I'm not saying anything.

00:49:41.931 --> 00:49:46.875
I took cialis on thursday and like, look at me now, like stop that shit.

00:49:47.436 --> 00:49:57.076
You know, he said, dick was hard you take cialis in this house, did you see that?

00:49:57.096 --> 00:49:58.777
I was like oh, I don't have to.

00:49:58.777 --> 00:50:03.503
I was like I'm good matt, I turned to you.

00:50:04.224 --> 00:50:04.945
I honestly I like.

00:50:04.945 --> 00:50:08.418
I turned to you, I like, I'm like, oh my god, it's like he took a see alice.

00:50:08.418 --> 00:50:14.413
That was bad, right there on the fucking video that'll have to be edited out yeah or not?

00:50:15.054 --> 00:50:21.512
oh no, it's like your, your mouth, mike yeah did you throw your mouth?

00:50:21.572 --> 00:50:23.518
mic Close to it, close to it.

00:50:23.518 --> 00:50:25.349
Can we smoke in here yet?

00:50:25.670 --> 00:50:26.773
Yeah, sure, go ahead, man.

00:50:29.025 --> 00:50:34.173
If he's okay, I'm fine, dude she's not coming back till Monday bro.

00:50:34.173 --> 00:50:35.550
I'm not doing that, though man.

00:50:35.885 --> 00:50:37.773
Dude, I'm going to do it in about like four minutes.

00:50:39.068 --> 00:50:39.893
Can you do it first?

00:50:40.556 --> 00:50:42.123
No, please, no Please.

00:50:42.163 --> 00:50:42.664
No, and then I can't.

00:50:42.664 --> 00:50:43.831
I'm not sitting next to him.

00:50:44.184 --> 00:50:45.652
He is a non-smoker bro.

00:50:47.230 --> 00:50:48.293
He's trying to lay this off on me.

00:50:48.293 --> 00:50:49.809
Let him light one up.

00:50:49.809 --> 00:50:51.307
Second he lights one up.

00:50:51.307 --> 00:50:52.311
You do what you got to do.

00:50:52.331 --> 00:50:53.996
Okay, that's what I was saying, see.

00:50:55.545 --> 00:50:56.527
See how easy that was.

00:50:57.027 --> 00:50:57.327
Why.

00:50:57.686 --> 00:51:02.771
Because I'm not going to be the first one to do it.

00:51:03.251 --> 00:51:05.231
Is there a curse or something?

00:51:05.532 --> 00:51:09.074
No, it's actually called plausible deniability yeah.

00:51:09.614 --> 00:51:10.916
No, it's called.

00:51:10.916 --> 00:51:11.817
He doesn't smoke.

00:51:11.817 --> 00:51:15.338
I'm not going to subject him.

00:51:15.338 --> 00:51:17.880
We're fucking enclosed here.

00:51:18.460 --> 00:51:19.762
I'm talking one cigarette.

00:51:19.762 --> 00:51:20.822
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:51:20.822 --> 00:51:22.831
Do we remember we used to do this in Pat's house?

00:51:22.831 --> 00:51:24.615
Yeah, and everyone's like.

00:51:26.344 --> 00:51:28.132
What wasn't my house, wasn't my choice.

00:51:29.545 --> 00:51:30.831
Who the fuck cares about his health?

00:51:33.228 --> 00:51:42.248
I mean I have been concerned recently as with you, patrick.

00:51:42.248 --> 00:52:05.030
I've been doing much better you know, like I feel, like he's like both of you, like you've been making strides um you, um, I mean baby steps like sure, like right direction, like sure we're getting there I'm so fucking offended, right now like what the fuck is this?

00:52:05.150 --> 00:52:18.572
shit, if I didn't think I was gonna blow a knee out, I come across this table baby steps, dude, you're gonna have to find a soapbox to jump up I will step on the chair to get on the table.

00:52:18.572 --> 00:52:30.561
And there it is the studio, the microphones and everything smells like cigarettes.

00:52:30.581 --> 00:52:34.208
Did you not see the post by Allie she's?

00:52:35.054 --> 00:52:42.592
watching dude my wife is watching, so go ahead Smoke up.

00:52:42.673 --> 00:52:44.210
Johnny, it's your choice.

00:52:44.210 --> 00:52:45.471
Crocodile Dundee.

00:52:52.402 --> 00:52:53.085
Hey, pat, don't worry.

00:52:53.085 --> 00:52:56.614
We'll set the studio up In the next apartment.

00:52:56.614 --> 00:53:04.753
It's okay, duncan Dolan's Cubs comes in here for six months, right it?

00:53:04.873 --> 00:53:06.697
might be flammable.

00:53:06.697 --> 00:53:08.452
Fucking mold's going to ignite.

00:53:08.605 --> 00:53:10.934
Something's going to fucking catch fire in there.

00:53:12.766 --> 00:53:13.733
What do you want me to do with that?

00:53:13.733 --> 00:53:15.443
Do you want to drag or something?

00:53:15.443 --> 00:53:16.969
No dude, If I want one, I'll let my own.

00:53:18.954 --> 00:53:20.510
You know what he's fucking with you?

00:53:20.510 --> 00:53:23.268
You have to smoke it to fruition now, yeah.

00:53:23.268 --> 00:53:30.773
Yeah, I mean, unless you're a pussy cunt go ahead, do it enjoy.

00:53:30.833 --> 00:53:30.873
It.

00:53:34.273 --> 00:53:35.577
I'm not really enjoying it.

00:53:35.577 --> 00:53:37.304
I don't know about you.

00:53:37.304 --> 00:53:40.476
What the fuck is going on right now.

00:53:40.476 --> 00:53:41.079
I have no idea.

00:53:41.079 --> 00:53:45.831
It is so weird the direction that we have taken this fucking show.

00:53:45.831 --> 00:53:48.413
It just got so awkward.

00:53:48.413 --> 00:53:49.114
It's not right.

00:53:49.114 --> 00:53:55.733
It's like come on, it's got really awkward for a minute there, admit it.

00:53:58.297 --> 00:53:58.556
Okay.

00:53:58.556 --> 00:54:05.893
That's just awkward my okay was awkward Like what the fuck?

00:54:05.893 --> 00:54:07.090
I can't do anything right?

00:54:07.090 --> 00:54:09.851
Oh Like, come on, man Check this out.

00:54:09.871 --> 00:54:10.052
What the?

00:54:10.052 --> 00:54:13.914
Fuck man, I mean you're going to see that bacon on chicken bombs a little more.

00:54:14.184 --> 00:54:16.068
So we've been waiting for a good Marvel movie, right.

00:54:16.650 --> 00:54:18.893
Yes, are we getting in it?

00:54:18.893 --> 00:54:19.675
We getting in it.

00:54:19.815 --> 00:54:20.657
Deadpool's coming out.

00:54:20.956 --> 00:54:22.179
Yep, deadpool looks great.

00:54:22.364 --> 00:54:27.032
Deadpool's going to be opening up a lot of fucking little gateways of what's going to be going on in the MCU.

00:54:27.472 --> 00:54:27.711
Yep.

00:54:28.032 --> 00:54:31.016
Have you seen the new Captain America trailer?

00:54:31.838 --> 00:54:32.059
Yes.

00:54:33.019 --> 00:54:33.420
I have.

00:54:33.420 --> 00:54:37.672
What did you think?

00:54:37.672 --> 00:54:37.853
With.

00:54:37.853 --> 00:54:38.273
Harrison.

00:54:38.293 --> 00:54:40.980
Ford, that one, yeah, I'm interested, I'm interested.

00:54:41.885 --> 00:54:44.858
It's definitely got that Marvel feel.

00:54:44.858 --> 00:54:47.070
It's got that Marvel.

00:54:47.070 --> 00:54:49.467
Feel to it, not like all the other peripheral stuff that they've done.

00:54:49.467 --> 00:55:02.210
Feel to it, not like all the other like peripheral stuff that they've done, you know, with the shows and the eternals like the fucking whatever you know, like the like the BS movies that they put out.

00:55:02.447 --> 00:55:05.389
There's something to say in that movie.

00:55:05.510 --> 00:55:08.592
No, they gotta get back to putting a movie out each fucking year.

00:55:08.592 --> 00:55:15.996
Remember how they made you wait every year for a movie to come out, and then it fucking came out oh dude that was the shit.

00:55:16.797 --> 00:55:17.405
Well, that's what they're.

00:55:17.405 --> 00:55:19.295
That's what they're doing now, right or not?

00:55:19.356 --> 00:55:23.251
I remember no no, like what they're doing, it's like years now.

00:55:23.251 --> 00:55:24.554
Oh yeah, we're.

00:55:24.653 --> 00:55:31.409
We're talking like four years, like clips man like deadpool wolverine is the only fucking player this year.

00:55:31.409 --> 00:55:35.858
After that's done, then you're fucking 2025.

00:55:35.858 --> 00:55:37.972
And you got one or two coming out.

00:55:40.106 --> 00:55:42.211
After Endgame is when it fucking shit the bed.

00:55:42.653 --> 00:55:43.456
Yeah, of course it did.

00:55:43.456 --> 00:55:44.608
Well, how do you follow that?

00:55:48.630 --> 00:55:53.338
I mean, granted, they had a little celebration of themselves.

00:55:53.338 --> 00:56:02.849
They had a little pass of a little time they earned that honor of.

00:56:02.849 --> 00:56:06.617
Okay, we're going to wait a few years before we do something else.

00:56:07.989 --> 00:56:10.757
It's not even that they dipped their toe in the water.

00:56:10.757 --> 00:56:17.496
They touched on a couple things Without the major players and it fell Flat.

00:56:17.496 --> 00:56:19.291
So that's why.

00:56:20.777 --> 00:56:21.744
You're talking about the shows.

00:56:22.025 --> 00:56:27.853
I'm talking about the shows, the movies whatever Loki's good, loki's good.

00:56:29.228 --> 00:56:30.434
WandaVision was good.

00:56:31.090 --> 00:56:31.474
That was tough.

00:56:31.474 --> 00:56:32.059
Wandavision was good.

00:56:32.059 --> 00:56:33.971
That was tough, wandavision was tough.

00:56:33.971 --> 00:56:36.434
The first couple were tough.

00:56:36.746 --> 00:56:39.090
Yes, but like the end was good.

00:56:39.806 --> 00:56:41.652
And that played into Multiverse of Madness.

00:56:41.652 --> 00:56:45.614
That was fine, but they haven't gotten their bang for the buck.

00:56:45.614 --> 00:56:47.612
Why do you think they're bringing back Tony Stark?

00:56:47.612 --> 00:56:53.317
Why are they talking about Bringing back Chris Evans, like these guys should be done Retired from Marvel.

00:56:53.317 --> 00:56:53.619
Let me start.

00:56:53.619 --> 00:56:55.125
Why are they talking about bringing back Chris Evans?

00:56:55.764 --> 00:56:56.916
Like these guys should be done retired from Marvel Dude.

00:56:56.916 --> 00:56:59.492
They're icons, man, of course you can't just like not.

00:57:01.588 --> 00:57:02.893
But that's how it goes.

00:57:03.414 --> 00:57:11.052
Sure, but like the actors are still capable of like playing the role, yeah, like, let them play the role.

00:57:11.052 --> 00:57:13.192
You know, like, don't kill them off.

00:57:13.192 --> 00:57:20.427
You know, like, like, do the right thing here, like, like listen, I can't believe that's so hard to understand.

00:57:20.467 --> 00:57:24.016
Like spikely, all right, I mean, do the right thing.

00:57:24.016 --> 00:57:29.132
No, is that like a should?

00:57:29.152 --> 00:57:30.072
I have not said that.

00:57:30.072 --> 00:57:32.295
Where's the cricket thing?

00:57:32.336 --> 00:57:34.860
Yeah, like why was that so bad?

00:57:35.300 --> 00:57:36.240
Do we have a cricket?

00:57:36.240 --> 00:57:37.101
Sound.

00:57:37.121 --> 00:57:38.322
I don't think we have that anymore.

00:57:38.525 --> 00:57:42.657
No, but like we should have one right, yeah, yeah, Thanks.

00:57:43.867 --> 00:57:45.072
Thanks, host Shut up.

00:57:46.266 --> 00:57:47.010
Way to go host.

00:57:48.166 --> 00:57:50.552
Shut up before you get what you know you're going to get.

00:57:50.552 --> 00:57:51.576
Hello.

00:57:55.208 --> 00:57:57.920
You're on a TID show, alright.

00:57:57.920 --> 00:58:06.251
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Campfire Confessions, alright, with your host, bk Rod.

00:58:08.039 --> 00:58:08.724
K Rod.

00:58:12.275 --> 00:58:16.880
Maddie Thumping and Patty Pipes.

00:58:16.880 --> 00:58:21.217
No, we're not gonna do that.

00:58:21.217 --> 00:58:26.492
I was trying to see how awkward we can get that.

00:58:26.492 --> 00:58:27.943
It didn't really work out.

00:58:28.907 --> 00:58:34.248
Dude, we started out awkward you know this whole show has been awkward, we're all awful.

00:58:35.731 --> 00:58:39.657
Oh man, you're right, ben.

00:58:39.657 --> 00:58:40.858
Long live Trump.

00:58:40.858 --> 00:58:44.914
Agreed Till we can find a better fucking Republican.

00:58:45.184 --> 00:58:46.911
Nice, Ben found us on a Saturday.

00:58:49.166 --> 00:58:50.371
Was he wearing his Vibran panties?

00:58:50.371 --> 00:58:52.411
It's not his.

00:58:55.311 --> 00:58:56.675
But he may have Weared them.

00:58:56.675 --> 00:58:58.552
Those are in.

00:58:58.592 --> 00:58:59.115
Canada.

00:58:59.115 --> 00:59:03.724
Those vibrating panties Are in Canada.

00:59:05.291 --> 00:59:08.585
I think there's a Dual pair in fucking Boston.

00:59:09.067 --> 00:59:12.331
Are you saying his mother-in-law Fucking, sets his panties off?

00:59:12.471 --> 00:59:18.711
Since you sent these to me, I'm sending them to you Vroom, vroom, right back at you.

00:59:18.711 --> 00:59:22.543
Makes sense, then we're not good people.

00:59:23.829 --> 00:59:26.210
Totally makes sense then, we are not good people.

00:59:27.969 --> 00:59:28.510
Nobody cares.

00:59:30.135 --> 00:59:30.936
Ain't that the truth?

00:59:34.869 --> 00:59:37.630
Uh oh, looks like it's frozen on the TV, but we're good.

00:59:38.469 --> 00:59:38.931
That's fine.

00:59:38.931 --> 00:59:40.612
We can still hear each other.

00:59:40.612 --> 00:59:43.434
They actually still hear us on Facebook as well.

00:59:43.434 --> 00:59:45.585
Yeah, we're still rocking.

00:59:45.764 --> 00:59:47.068
We're still rocking on Facebook.

00:59:47.489 --> 00:59:49.856
As long as yeah, as long as we're still going, and why not?

00:59:50.327 --> 00:59:53.023
Wherever the next studio is, we make sure we have good internet connections.

00:59:54.329 --> 00:59:55.894
We got this crocodile Monday.

00:59:59.974 --> 01:00:00.797
That was a reach.

01:00:01.166 --> 01:00:02.110
He's harping on that one.

01:00:03.010 --> 01:00:04.460
The hat's just killing me, man.

01:00:04.460 --> 01:00:09.773
Whatever Like the hat in the headphones, it's not the hat, but like the hat.

01:00:09.773 --> 01:00:12.597
In the headphones it's just the hat, but like the hat In the headphones.

01:00:12.597 --> 01:00:16.864
In the headphones it's just like Okay, okay Well we know, we know full well.

01:00:16.864 --> 01:00:19.364
I'm gonna wrestle a crocodile tonight.

01:00:19.364 --> 01:00:21.789
He is not, you know what?

01:00:22.070 --> 01:00:25.289
Who is the guy who is his boy In Crocodile Dundee?

01:00:25.289 --> 01:00:28.909
The old guy, oh oh the movie.

01:00:28.909 --> 01:00:30.771
Yeah, what was the guy's name?

01:00:30.791 --> 01:00:32.206
The old dude, you know what I'm talking about.

01:00:32.206 --> 01:00:33.148
I'm gonna need, like, oh, the movie.

01:00:33.188 --> 01:00:33.789
Yeah, what was the guy's name?

01:00:33.789 --> 01:00:34.070
The old dude.

01:00:34.090 --> 01:00:43.313
You know who I'm talking about I'm going to need like 20 minutes on this one, I do know.

01:00:43.313 --> 01:00:44.597
But I do, I see it.

01:00:44.597 --> 01:00:49.293
I don't know the name.

01:00:49.293 --> 01:00:52.829
God, I hate everybody Right, gotta hit everybody right um.

01:00:52.829 --> 01:01:02.905
Pat's looking at me like I'm laying on like his fucking living room floor, oh what the fuck are you talking about?

01:01:05.331 --> 01:01:06.934
what the fuck are you talking?

01:01:07.034 --> 01:01:15.119
about you ever fucking say anything like that again like I'm getting lemons thrown at me.

01:01:15.179 --> 01:01:16.206
I don't, I don't know why.

01:01:16.206 --> 01:01:19.695
I don't know why this came up, but I don't even know this.

01:01:19.715 --> 01:01:20.336
Fuck who the fuck.

01:01:20.336 --> 01:01:21.206
Fuck that guy.

01:01:21.206 --> 01:01:23.329
What fuck him who?

01:01:23.329 --> 01:01:26.052
I don't care what happened?

01:01:26.313 --> 01:01:27.273
I don't know.

01:01:27.273 --> 01:01:30.056
Let's talk about it, come on.

01:01:30.056 --> 01:01:33.081
Come on, kevin, your house is cursed.

01:01:35.085 --> 01:01:36.170
Pat does know that.

01:01:36.826 --> 01:01:37.851
That's what Ben just said.

01:01:37.851 --> 01:01:43.711
I'm texting the new ones for the.

01:01:43.711 --> 01:01:49.793
I'm texting the new ones for the MIA.

01:01:50.505 --> 01:01:54.934
Garrett actually just Text Texted me.

01:01:54.934 --> 01:02:01.574
He said we are inches away from a civil war.

01:02:02.873 --> 01:02:04.284
Who said that, garrett?

01:02:05.007 --> 01:02:06.452
Yes, my buddy Garrett.

01:02:07.851 --> 01:02:13.853
Civil war, I would say Closer than that.

01:02:13.853 --> 01:02:21.737
You know, like with this whole, like Trump shooting stuff, like oh, I think it's on the precipice Like.

01:02:21.817 --> 01:02:28.954
I said there's a bunch of people locked and loaded right now Like Like when did that happen?

01:02:28.954 --> 01:02:32.945
Like today yeah, today like 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

01:02:32.945 --> 01:02:34.833
Did the person get apprehended.

01:02:35.715 --> 01:02:40.353
Dead Shot dead by secret service.

01:02:41.978 --> 01:02:42.885
Not even like Waswell.

01:02:42.885 --> 01:02:44.681
They didn't bother to take him into custody.

01:02:46.260 --> 01:02:46.644
That's weird.

01:02:46.644 --> 01:02:48.130
They just shoot him dead.

01:02:48.130 --> 01:02:52.692
Well, did he draw on the cops?

01:02:53.795 --> 01:03:00.132
I wasn't there, dude, he drawed on a fucking former president, I was in Kevin's kitchen eating ribs.

01:03:00.331 --> 01:03:00.994
I don't know.

01:03:02.407 --> 01:03:04.331
Like my daughter brought it to our attention.

01:03:04.331 --> 01:03:12.909
We're like what Like Trump got shot, like what you yawning, bro, like we boring you, like what's going on here, man.

01:03:13.144 --> 01:03:13.746
I'm her bad.

01:03:13.786 --> 01:03:17.717
spare tire what Spare tire, what, what the fuck.

01:03:18.945 --> 01:03:19.726
Who you talking to.

01:03:22.653 --> 01:03:23.576
Dude you.

01:03:23.576 --> 01:03:24.717
Okay, man, what the fuck just happened?

01:03:24.878 --> 01:03:27.045
Damn fine, okay, alright, what?

01:03:27.085 --> 01:03:28.050
the fuck just happened.

01:03:28.070 --> 01:03:30.128
I don't know man Like you made some sort of.

01:03:30.148 --> 01:03:31.510
That's like something in the Matrix.

01:03:31.831 --> 01:03:33.275
He made sort of sounds.

01:03:33.396 --> 01:03:33.856
I was like what.

01:03:35.929 --> 01:03:37.273
I thought he said spare tire.

01:03:37.273 --> 01:03:37.876
I was like what?

01:03:40.438 --> 01:03:42.644
You don't remember spare tire From Married With Children.

01:03:42.644 --> 01:03:44.733
That was Bubba Smith's character.

01:03:46.438 --> 01:03:48.911
Oh, okay, like now you say it.

01:03:48.971 --> 01:03:49.693
Yeah, I do.

01:03:51.009 --> 01:03:55.693
But then no, I didn't, so it was weird.

01:03:55.693 --> 01:03:57.371
Then Now it's okay.

01:03:59.132 --> 01:03:59.775
Totally fine.

01:04:01.438 --> 01:04:03.471
Like totally fine, like Pat in his hat.

01:04:05.813 --> 01:04:06.635
I can't even see shit, right.

01:04:06.635 --> 01:04:08.306
How long did we record?

01:04:08.326 --> 01:04:10.628
Like seven minutes A little over an hour recording.

01:04:10.628 --> 01:04:11.389
Like seven minutes.

01:04:12.490 --> 01:04:16.996
A little over an hour Really, yeah Hour and seven minutes.

01:04:17.016 --> 01:04:19.219
I'm going to pull a plug on this fucking shit show.

01:04:19.219 --> 01:04:21.914
Yeah, this is definitely.

01:04:21.914 --> 01:04:22.603
I don't know about that man.

01:04:22.744 --> 01:04:24.748
I think we're fucking rolling gold right now.

01:04:25.090 --> 01:04:25.911
Rolling gold.

01:04:26.092 --> 01:04:34.076
Yeah man To where I don't know Like wherever that fucking crocodile dundee hat takes us man.

01:04:37.206 --> 01:04:40.572
I laser focused on a Crocodile Dundee.

01:04:40.572 --> 01:04:43.836
Hey, hello, right, hello.

01:04:43.876 --> 01:04:48.271
Bobbit, hello, a dingo ate your baby.

01:04:48.271 --> 01:04:51.170
A dingo ate your baby.

01:04:51.170 --> 01:04:52.313
Hey, hi dingo ate your baby.

01:04:52.313 --> 01:04:55.742
A dingo ate your baby.

01:04:56.284 --> 01:04:58.192
Hi, that's a true story, man.

01:04:58.192 --> 01:05:00.264
Hey, if you were a dingo.

01:05:00.425 --> 01:05:03.135
And out of the ashes, Harry Caray comes back.

01:05:03.525 --> 01:05:05.250
If you were a dingo, would you eat a baby?

01:05:05.250 --> 01:05:09.672
I would, hi, I love dingoes.

01:05:09.672 --> 01:05:10.393
Hey dingo.

01:05:11.244 --> 01:05:12.351
The chocolate cake with the vanilla cream.

01:05:12.351 --> 01:05:12.875
I love those dingoes.

01:05:12.875 --> 01:05:14.565
Hey dingo, Get the chocolate cake with the vanilla cream.

01:05:14.565 --> 01:05:18.972
I love those dingoes that was so fucking bad.

01:05:21.251 --> 01:05:22.222
Sweet fucking Jesus.

01:05:22.222 --> 01:05:26.253
That was so fucking bad.

01:05:26.976 --> 01:05:29.472
You know what you need to fucking sing karaoke right now.

01:05:29.472 --> 01:05:30.525
That was how bad that was.

01:05:30.525 --> 01:05:30.905
That was terrible.

01:05:30.905 --> 01:05:31.146
You know what you need to fucking sing karaoke right now.

01:05:31.146 --> 01:05:31.425
That was how bad that was.

01:05:34.896 --> 01:05:35.396
That was terrible.

01:05:36.965 --> 01:05:37.449
That was the worst.

01:05:37.449 --> 01:05:38.621
Fucking 10 seconds of comedy.

01:05:38.621 --> 01:05:41.434
Fucking pick a song and sing some karaoke.

01:05:41.766 --> 01:05:43.726
I feel like that was like great Harry Carey.

01:05:43.827 --> 01:05:45.586
Pick a song what's your go-to.

01:05:45.586 --> 01:05:47.686
Pick a song what's your go-to.

01:05:48.550 --> 01:05:50.291
I told you earlier what is it.

01:05:51.125 --> 01:05:51.847
Come on, Eileen.

01:05:52.288 --> 01:05:54.735
Come on, eileen, no, your go-to I told you earlier what is it?

01:05:54.755 --> 01:05:56.440
come on, eileen, come on.

01:05:56.440 --> 01:05:56.762
No, what like?

01:05:56.762 --> 01:06:00.610
What the fuck is that man?

01:06:01.371 --> 01:06:05.077
it just sounds funny it just sounds like an everyday function what is yours?

01:06:05.097 --> 01:06:05.518
what is yours?

01:06:05.518 --> 01:06:07.871
No, I said it earlier what is it you can't remember?

01:06:07.871 --> 01:06:08.474
I'm sorry, come on.

01:06:08.474 --> 01:06:09.516
What is it it you can't remember it?

01:06:09.516 --> 01:06:11.568
I'm sorry, come on.

01:06:11.628 --> 01:06:12.954
What is it?

01:06:12.994 --> 01:06:13.235
Give it.

01:06:13.235 --> 01:06:15.367
Give it to him.

01:06:15.367 --> 01:06:17.192
It was Kryptonite by oh, Kryptonite.

01:06:17.472 --> 01:06:20.528
Kryp Three doors down yeah.

01:06:21.130 --> 01:06:24.880
Okay, kryptonite.

01:06:25.266 --> 01:06:25.887
You ready for this?

01:06:25.887 --> 01:06:26.992
I can't pull this off.

01:06:26.992 --> 01:06:29.025
No, you ready, I can walk around, are you?

01:06:29.025 --> 01:06:30.873
Ready, let it rip.

01:06:30.873 --> 01:06:33.052
I don't know if I'm ready, man Rip it.

01:06:57.501 --> 01:06:59.402
Like in my, feel free to sing in the mic.

01:07:22.413 --> 01:07:23.373
That was awful.

01:07:23.534 --> 01:07:24.135
Oh, my God.

01:07:24.295 --> 01:07:27.539
After all, I knew it had to be something to you.

01:07:27.539 --> 01:07:50.755
I really don't mind what happens now and then.

01:07:50.755 --> 01:07:52.420
I'm sorry, my hand.

01:07:55.686 --> 01:08:03.496
I'm holding my hand.

01:08:03.916 --> 01:08:06.960
I wish it was your karaoke Until you went.

01:08:10.269 --> 01:08:11.855
That was the worst fucking.

01:08:12.666 --> 01:08:13.492
I need a teleprompter.

01:08:13.492 --> 01:08:17.935
Unlike Biden, I need a teleprompter.

01:08:18.645 --> 01:08:24.368
Holy shit, dude, the Joe Biden of the Take a Deep Show, oh my God.

01:08:28.626 --> 01:08:30.533
Dude, I wasn't ready, man, I wasn't ready.

01:08:31.368 --> 01:08:34.613
No problem, joe, we'll get you to questions ahead of time next time.

01:08:35.507 --> 01:08:40.890
Oh my fucking God, bro, jesus God, I'm pretty sure.

01:08:41.011 --> 01:08:41.514
I said Superman.

01:08:42.948 --> 01:08:44.795
Yeah, like six times in the wrong spot.

01:08:45.025 --> 01:08:45.949
Pretty much what it was.

01:08:45.949 --> 01:08:49.264
You know he's singing over me Like what the fuck was that dude?

01:08:49.264 --> 01:08:52.845
I didn't sing over him, whatever man.

01:08:52.965 --> 01:08:55.137
He was singing in place of you.

01:08:56.167 --> 01:08:58.307
I'm gonna leave in a huff in like two seconds.

01:08:58.307 --> 01:08:59.270
You won't do it.

01:08:59.270 --> 01:09:04.131
The fact you just said I'm gonna leave in a huff.

01:09:11.445 --> 01:09:16.515
Is leaving a huff Meaning I have to go pee.

01:09:18.811 --> 01:09:22.085
I might pee in my huff, but whatever man, it's my huff.

01:09:23.051 --> 01:09:24.418
I'll do what I want in my huff.

01:09:24.418 --> 01:09:25.305
Is that anger?

01:09:25.305 --> 01:09:29.412
What is that Like?

01:09:29.412 --> 01:09:30.274
What the fuck bro?

01:09:30.274 --> 01:09:36.412
You'll live in your huff Like David Asselhoff.

01:09:39.886 --> 01:09:40.970
Almost died there for a second.

01:09:41.966 --> 01:09:43.292
I'll do what I want in my huff.

01:09:45.345 --> 01:09:46.752
This is for the huff, oh bourbon.

01:09:49.326 --> 01:09:50.130
This is for the huff Wow.

01:09:50.130 --> 01:09:52.561
It's for the hop Wow.

01:09:52.561 --> 01:09:53.225
Oh my god.

01:09:53.485 --> 01:09:59.533
Dude, what sucks is like he's just coming clear Of his gummy right now, and now we're drunk and now we're drunk.

01:09:59.573 --> 01:10:01.622
Yes, we're golden.

01:10:01.722 --> 01:10:04.311
Yeah, no, we're not dude, we're not man.

01:10:04.934 --> 01:10:05.274
We're not.

01:10:05.274 --> 01:10:06.570
Why do you have to get so angry?

01:10:07.987 --> 01:10:09.112
You are a little out of hand.

01:10:09.326 --> 01:10:10.390
Yeah, there's no reason for that.

01:10:12.990 --> 01:10:14.694
Are you fucking focusing on me?

01:10:14.814 --> 01:10:17.329
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we're not doing karaoke anymore.

01:10:17.329 --> 01:10:17.731
Speak up.

01:10:18.145 --> 01:10:19.731
Yeah, reason because of you.

01:10:21.444 --> 01:10:23.252
Like fuck you number one.

01:10:23.252 --> 01:10:27.072
You can't sing Like fuck you number one.

01:10:27.485 --> 01:10:28.511
Number two you can't sing.

01:10:31.445 --> 01:10:32.972
I can't sing further than you, man.

01:10:35.667 --> 01:10:36.610
Do I hear a sing-off?

01:10:37.565 --> 01:10:39.451
Fucking let's go Pick some songs.

01:10:39.451 --> 01:10:39.912
Let's go.

01:10:39.912 --> 01:10:41.076
What do you want to do, like Jeremy?

01:10:42.506 --> 01:10:46.212
Oh fuck, yeah, oh fucking don't.

01:10:46.212 --> 01:10:47.568
You better fucking put on.

01:10:47.568 --> 01:10:50.697
Don't Stop right fucking now, right now.

01:10:53.807 --> 01:10:55.373
Giddy up bro, giddy Up man.

01:10:55.373 --> 01:10:57.512
From who we will verse for verse right now.

01:10:57.512 --> 01:11:05.712
Oh, verse for verse, what's your little fucking gay hat?

01:11:08.306 --> 01:11:38.103
It's not gay, it's Australian survival mode Dude that was driving him.

01:11:38.268 --> 01:11:39.063
Fucking crazy.

01:11:40.670 --> 01:11:43.283
And he had no idea why it was driving him crazy.

01:11:43.283 --> 01:11:47.744
You saw his eye fucking Until he fucking eyeballed that shit.

01:11:47.744 --> 01:11:52.979
He was like you, motherfucker, like you could see it in his eyebrows.

01:11:52.979 --> 01:12:12.595
Like you, motherfucker, like I just got off a gummy bro, and you're doing this shit to me the shit ain't right, bro, shit ain't right, uh-uh, not in this fucking town.

01:12:12.595 --> 01:12:13.871
I'm wearing this hat.

01:12:14.948 --> 01:12:15.671
I'm ready to fucking.

01:12:15.671 --> 01:12:17.489
Tack Crocs, let's go.

01:12:17.489 --> 01:12:21.895
Oh my god, what is?

01:12:21.895 --> 01:12:22.519
That by the way.

01:12:22.538 --> 01:12:23.243
It's a drill bit.

01:12:23.243 --> 01:12:25.152
It's a fucking drill bit.

01:12:27.449 --> 01:12:28.192
Oh my god.

01:12:31.326 --> 01:12:33.592
Like why is that even on the fucking table?

01:12:33.913 --> 01:12:34.335
No idea.

01:12:34.335 --> 01:12:36.391
Found it here a couple weeks ago.

01:12:36.391 --> 01:12:36.913
I liked it.

01:12:36.913 --> 01:12:42.664
Get a little journey going.

01:12:42.664 --> 01:12:43.884
Don't stop believing.

01:12:45.088 --> 01:12:46.954
Can I give that rib to Ryder?

01:12:50.278 --> 01:12:52.194
If it's there, if Lily didn't need it, like yeah sure you know if it's there.

01:12:52.215 --> 01:13:01.469
If louis didn't need it, dude like yeah, sure you know, if it's still up there, yeah, like can you carry on for like five minutes what?

01:13:01.649 --> 01:13:02.110
what do you have to?

01:13:02.110 --> 01:13:04.886
Go fucking tuck the bib in and just want to heat it up, like you?

01:13:04.926 --> 01:13:07.992
guys, what like baby bird it doing?

01:13:07.992 --> 01:13:09.876
Like what can I heat it up?

01:13:09.876 --> 01:13:10.957
I don't know.

01:13:10.957 --> 01:13:14.046
Like, like, can you, like you gotta leave right now.

01:13:14.046 --> 01:13:16.471
Like to do this shit, like, is that what you're saying?

01:13:16.773 --> 01:13:22.556
I mean, we're an hour and 20 in and we're almost waiting right it's okay for you to get up and piss, but I can't get up and feed my child.

01:13:22.556 --> 01:13:25.728
No, what time?

01:13:25.728 --> 01:13:25.929
What?

01:13:25.969 --> 01:13:26.469
time is it?

01:13:26.588 --> 01:13:34.797
yeah, I mean no, like the answer is no, like like I'm sorry, is your child like four?

01:13:34.797 --> 01:13:37.962
Like, how old's the child?

01:13:38.525 --> 01:13:39.368
I'm not gonna have him fucking.

01:13:39.368 --> 01:13:41.552
Just go on to you how old is the child?

01:13:41.793 --> 01:13:43.645
I understand how old is the child?

01:13:43.645 --> 01:13:44.266
I'm not gonna.

01:13:44.266 --> 01:13:46.011
How old is the child?

01:13:46.011 --> 01:13:47.253
I wouldn't know.

01:13:47.253 --> 01:13:48.636
I want to hear you say it.

01:13:48.636 --> 01:13:49.177
How old?

01:13:49.177 --> 01:13:51.956
Yeah, uh-huh, someone's going to pee?

01:13:52.055 --> 01:13:54.104
No, I want to hear you say it.

01:13:54.104 --> 01:13:54.345
How old.

01:13:55.427 --> 01:13:57.194
Someone's going to pee.

01:14:02.457 --> 01:14:04.064
Are we done Go?

01:14:04.085 --> 01:14:04.886
ahead and eat that fucking shit up, man.

01:14:04.886 --> 01:14:07.974
Oh, saturday shenanigans went so far off the rails, what did?

01:14:07.993 --> 01:14:10.078
he say to me what a dick.

01:14:10.078 --> 01:14:12.711
You're a real fucking cunt.

01:14:13.367 --> 01:14:20.372
So first off, I'm not angrily leaving, I'm laughingly leaving Laughingly.

01:14:21.744 --> 01:14:22.167
Laughingly.

01:14:22.186 --> 01:14:26.003
You sound like a retard, uh-huh Right.

01:14:27.168 --> 01:14:28.096
How old's the?

01:14:28.420 --> 01:14:28.581
child.

01:14:29.908 --> 01:14:31.493
Hey, after you pee, can you heat up the rib?

01:14:33.106 --> 01:14:33.791
I gotta heat up the rib.

01:14:33.791 --> 01:14:34.314
How old is the child?

01:14:34.314 --> 01:14:34.756
How old is the child?

01:14:34.756 --> 01:14:35.439
Hey, FDUP, can you heat up the rib?

01:14:35.439 --> 01:14:35.962
I got to heat up the rib.

01:14:35.962 --> 01:14:36.163
How old?

01:14:36.163 --> 01:14:37.829
I'm not going to have him go in your kitchen.

01:14:37.829 --> 01:14:38.390
How old?

01:14:38.390 --> 01:14:40.076
Oh, my God, oh boy.

01:14:40.076 --> 01:14:41.247
Can we just like get a?

01:14:41.528 --> 01:14:42.891
number.

01:14:42.891 --> 01:14:43.472
How old?

01:14:43.472 --> 01:14:50.944
How old Obi, sweet Jesus, what's Obi got to do with it?

01:14:50.944 --> 01:14:54.457
What but a second hand emotion?

01:14:55.644 --> 01:14:55.784
Yeah.

01:15:00.014 --> 01:15:00.976
That was very awkward.

01:15:00.976 --> 01:15:01.658
I think I'll be.

01:15:01.658 --> 01:15:13.161
How old?

01:15:13.161 --> 01:15:26.273
That old oh my god, I'm hurt I'm hurt.

01:15:26.273 --> 01:15:27.654
How long have you been recording?

01:15:27.654 --> 01:15:28.975
Hour and 20 minutes.

01:15:28.975 --> 01:15:40.302
I think it's time to go all right, fuck that guy you don't want him coming back no, this is are you okay?

01:15:40.302 --> 01:15:46.213
No, all right I'm injured so we'll call it quits I think it.

01:15:46.354 --> 01:15:47.377
I think that's the right thing to do.

01:15:49.307 --> 01:15:56.393
It's not like we got shot in a year or anything oh, have you heard the new, uh, the new m&m I was gonna say you, you're playing new m, aren't you?

01:15:56.554 --> 01:16:30.396
yeah, yeah, buddy which one of these talks about the retards there was a couple, there was a couple, uh, a couple tracks that uh were getting talked about.

01:16:30.417 --> 01:16:31.337
Well, we did it.

01:16:31.337 --> 01:16:34.078
Now, I know right, it's beautiful, ain't it?

01:16:34.078 --> 01:16:36.201
Yeah, you happy now, bitch Yup.

01:16:36.201 --> 01:16:37.860
Alright, you got what you wanted.

01:16:37.860 --> 01:16:41.203
Yeah, but Let me go Stop, never.

01:16:41.345 --> 01:16:43.774
Why does it feel like I'm always being tortured?

01:16:43.774 --> 01:16:49.730
The bad apple spoils the whole orchard Used to read comic books, to learn more words.

01:16:49.730 --> 01:16:55.533
Cause, deep down, I'm a dork, just a core nerd, meaning nerd to the core, till I'm cornered.

01:16:55.533 --> 01:16:56.889
Then I'm the coroner.

01:16:57.251 --> 01:16:57.972
What shot is this?

01:16:57.972 --> 01:16:58.627
First?

01:16:58.627 --> 01:16:59.832
Second, it's your third.

01:16:59.832 --> 01:17:04.270
Vision is more blurred, speech is more slurred, can't even form words.

01:17:04.270 --> 01:17:06.292
It's like a dream, up inside of a dream.

01:17:06.364 --> 01:17:08.329
I'm trapped in this worse than I could have imagined.

01:17:08.329 --> 01:17:08.891
It's madness.

01:17:08.891 --> 01:17:09.592
Can't wake up.

01:17:09.592 --> 01:17:11.658
Try my damnedest, but old habits are coming back.

01:17:11.658 --> 01:17:14.045
And now transgenders attack us Frontwards and backwards.

01:17:14.045 --> 01:17:15.551
They laughing, throw midgets at us.

01:17:15.551 --> 01:17:17.250
This ain't no dream now.

01:17:17.250 --> 01:17:18.353
Huh, see what I mean.

01:17:18.393 --> 01:17:23.204
Now you see how they're trying to make me out To be some kind of mean, vile, obscene, foul prick.

01:17:23.204 --> 01:17:27.868
I kick one freestyle by beating down a special needs child, and these people freak out out.

01:17:27.868 --> 01:17:32.238
Told you we'd get slaughtered for saying retarded, oh, marshall's getting the conscience.

01:17:32.238 --> 01:17:36.086
Fuck this.

01:17:36.086 --> 01:17:36.628
You may come as a shock.

01:17:36.628 --> 01:17:37.412
I have you astonished regardless.

01:17:37.412 --> 01:17:38.336
Here's the thing about retarded people?

01:17:38.336 --> 01:17:39.461
What they don't fucking know.

01:17:39.461 --> 01:17:39.801
They're retarded.

01:17:39.801 --> 01:17:42.614
Well, okay, you want a fat shame, bitch Two can play that game.

01:17:42.614 --> 01:17:43.921
What you want to judge people?

01:17:43.921 --> 01:17:48.375
Yeah, matter of fact, ain't you the same one who hated bullies calling you bad names?

01:17:48.375 --> 01:17:50.801
Yeah, then you turn around and did the exact same.

01:17:50.801 --> 01:17:56.212
So just immature, and literally, you're still mentally 13 and so thirsty for some controversy.

01:17:56.212 --> 01:17:58.274
You're still picking on Christopher Reeves?

01:17:58.274 --> 01:18:02.052
Yeah, but you're me and we're a team, so that means we're in cahoots.

01:18:02.052 --> 01:18:05.743
That's conspiracy to commit murder Lyrically, so clearly.

01:18:06.145 --> 01:18:08.092
You're the accessory, like Jewelry.

01:18:08.092 --> 01:18:11.408
You ain't the judge of the jury, you're just as guilty.

01:18:11.408 --> 01:18:13.935
You rip on paraplegics, man, seriously.

01:18:13.935 --> 01:18:15.635
Oh bitch, it's a joke.

01:18:15.635 --> 01:18:16.576
No, it's not.

01:18:16.576 --> 01:18:21.773
It's embarrassing, like David Carradine, found with a pair of jeans At his ankles and belt round his learnings.

01:18:21.773 --> 01:18:23.176
I know it's a scary scene.

01:18:23.176 --> 01:18:24.604
They're coming with everything.

01:18:24.604 --> 01:18:26.030
Little people are trolling me.

01:18:26.030 --> 01:18:28.453
They're saying they've had it up to here with me.

01:18:28.453 --> 01:18:30.367
Oh, hilarity, come on.

01:18:30.367 --> 01:18:31.307
Nah, fuck, yeah.

01:18:43.426 --> 01:18:45.484
How good is that fucking song?

01:18:45.585 --> 01:18:47.672
He is fucking on another level, man.

01:18:47.784 --> 01:18:58.528
Bro, that album is fucking great, if you haven't heard it yet the death of Slim Shady, eminem's new fucking album.

01:18:58.788 --> 01:18:59.490
Another level.

01:19:00.514 --> 01:19:01.176
It's good shit.

01:19:01.176 --> 01:19:03.453
He's got a couple bangers on that.

01:19:03.453 --> 01:19:06.311
Got another one called Head Honchos.

01:19:06.311 --> 01:19:06.934
That's a good one.

01:19:06.934 --> 01:19:11.094
He makes fun of a lot of trans and retarded people.

01:19:11.094 --> 01:19:12.177
I like where his head's at.

01:19:12.177 --> 01:19:13.923
Yeah, that's a of trans and retarded people I like where his head's at.

01:19:13.923 --> 01:19:16.725
Yeah, that's a great thing about retarded people.

01:19:18.007 --> 01:19:19.029
Is this all on YouTube?

01:19:21.576 --> 01:19:25.164
This guy I don't even like we should turn the camera.

01:19:25.164 --> 01:19:27.135
We should just turn the camera in our direction.

01:19:28.208 --> 01:19:29.512
Well, he doesn't need to be on the camera.

01:19:29.554 --> 01:19:29.673
No.

01:19:29.765 --> 01:19:29.886
Are we?

01:19:29.905 --> 01:19:31.194
still recording, yeah, we just listened to a great Eminem song.

01:19:31.215 --> 01:19:32.039
Well, he doesn't need to be on the camera.

01:19:32.039 --> 01:19:32.623
No, are we still recording?

01:19:32.644 --> 01:19:41.743
Yeah, we just listened to a great Eminem song and you missed it, you wouldn't sing karaoke to it, you wouldn't know the words.

01:19:43.569 --> 01:19:44.712
The paraplegic, one.

01:19:44.712 --> 01:19:46.197
No, oh boy.

01:19:48.810 --> 01:19:49.212
Well they have.

01:19:49.212 --> 01:19:51.176
The Christopher Reeves dance Is one of the songs.

01:19:51.237 --> 01:19:51.797
I saw that.

01:19:51.797 --> 01:19:55.375
All four, by the way.

01:19:55.375 --> 01:19:57.297
Great album.

01:19:57.520 --> 01:19:58.204
Fuck him, he's dead.

01:19:59.654 --> 01:20:00.056
Who gives a?

01:20:00.096 --> 01:20:00.787
shit Albums.

01:20:00.787 --> 01:20:02.931
It's great, just that.

01:20:22.856 --> 01:20:23.797
This part right here.

01:20:23.797 --> 01:20:25.338
We'll be right back.

01:20:25.338 --> 01:20:26.279
What I know?

01:20:26.279 --> 01:20:27.460
It's a scary scene.

01:20:27.460 --> 01:20:34.756
They're coming with everything.

01:20:34.984 --> 01:20:36.150
Little people are trolling me.

01:20:36.150 --> 01:20:38.590
They're saying they've had it up to here with me.

01:20:38.590 --> 01:20:41.637
Oh, hilarity, come on, nah, do your thing.

01:20:41.637 --> 01:20:42.789
Fuck deaf people.

01:20:42.789 --> 01:20:46.952
Yeah, well, between me and you, I think they've had it up to here with me too.

01:20:47.091 --> 01:20:47.814
What the fuck?

01:20:47.814 --> 01:20:52.350
Sorry, I'm not perfect as you, marshall Punching down on little people.

01:20:52.350 --> 01:20:54.810
Yeah, not cool Bucks, you just sound like a dick.

01:20:54.810 --> 01:20:56.532
Wait, nah, fool what.

01:20:56.532 --> 01:20:59.092
When I say fuck Mitch, I mean Ja Rule.

01:20:59.092 --> 01:21:03.895
Oh, and I know that Chris Reid song was recorded in 2004 for Encore.

01:21:03.916 --> 01:21:06.569
Yeah, fuck, you take it off for Cause he died.

01:21:06.569 --> 01:21:10.975
Man, that motherfucker did that bullshit on purpose to ruin the song for us.

01:21:10.975 --> 01:21:15.966
Man, I never seen a bigger pussy than you, bitch.

01:21:15.966 --> 01:21:18.104
Look at all the shit the media's putting me through Cause of all the fuck shit that you pushed me to do.

01:21:18.104 --> 01:21:19.670
Should've knew when I found you.

01:21:19.670 --> 01:21:20.974
You were just too good to be true.

01:21:20.974 --> 01:21:22.953
That's how we end up in these quagmires.

01:21:22.953 --> 01:21:25.751
You said you had my back liar, but I helped you get your stacks higher.

01:21:25.751 --> 01:21:27.270
That's diamond sales except fires.

01:21:27.270 --> 01:21:53.668
Rat Outro Music To say everything.

01:21:53.708 --> 01:21:56.019
You didn't have the balls to say what you were thinking, but in a more diabolic way.

01:21:56.019 --> 01:21:57.083
You fed me pills in a bottle of alcohol a day.

01:21:57.083 --> 01:21:59.087
Okay, maybe Me, you're right.

01:21:59.087 --> 01:22:00.591
I took over you totally.

01:22:00.591 --> 01:22:02.756
You were socially awkward to you, molded me.

01:22:02.756 --> 01:22:05.595
Yeah, you was a loner and nobody cuz of me.

01:22:05.595 --> 01:22:07.261
You didn't take shit from nobody.

01:22:07.261 --> 01:22:08.766
Now Look at you.

01:22:08.766 --> 01:22:09.708
What now?

01:22:09.708 --> 01:22:13.757
You, just little scaredy cat, got to shove like Shakira's ass.

01:22:13.757 --> 01:22:15.712
So look at your reflection staring back.

01:22:15.712 --> 01:22:17.291
Bitch, it's just a mirror.

01:22:17.291 --> 01:22:18.266
Lax man.

01:22:18.266 --> 01:22:20.474
You're so full of shit you need mirror, lax.

01:22:20.474 --> 01:22:23.387
Open your mouth and shit flies out, just lies.

01:22:23.387 --> 01:22:25.054
You thinking you can whip my ass?

01:22:25.054 --> 01:22:26.185
Undo these zip ties?

01:22:26.185 --> 01:22:32.234
You can just undo my feet and keep my hands tied Cause like an avalanche, I'd still win by a landslide.

01:22:32.234 --> 01:22:33.806
Oh, you think so, bitch?

01:22:33.806 --> 01:22:34.889
Yeah, I know so.

01:22:34.889 --> 01:22:37.814
Okay, your hands and feet, I'll let them both go.

01:22:37.814 --> 01:22:38.997
Give me that gun.

01:22:38.997 --> 01:22:47.833
No, don't rear naked, choke, hold, let me go yo here, take it, bozo, yeah you know what's like.

01:22:48.015 --> 01:22:54.164
Different than him as to any other rapper.

01:22:54.164 --> 01:22:56.338
You know what he's saying.

01:22:56.338 --> 01:22:58.104
You can hear what he's saying.

01:22:58.948 --> 01:23:17.832
It's not that like mumble rap, crap, shit, that's been a thing for like a bit he pronounces every word and the word he would have for Maddie right now is bag of shit, bag of shit, bag of shit.

01:23:17.832 --> 01:23:19.654
He's not making the campfire commission.

01:23:19.774 --> 01:23:23.746
No, I mean come on, man, that's rough.

01:23:23.746 --> 01:23:27.632
If we were going to throw that moniker on somebody.

01:23:27.632 --> 01:23:31.279
It might be you.

01:23:37.545 --> 01:23:39.050
You show your fucking pile after your little gummy experience.

01:23:39.050 --> 01:23:39.532
All right, sorry, mr you.

01:23:39.551 --> 01:23:44.426
Don't you know like I'm just saying, man, like there's no need to pick on maddie, like I'm not picking on him.

01:23:44.426 --> 01:23:55.161
Yeah, oh you coming, you, you soft cunt you're a dumb hard cunt bro, fucking hard cunt man.

01:23:56.484 --> 01:23:59.335
I think we gotta call it quits, because he's about to pass the fuck out.

01:23:59.865 --> 01:24:00.750
Fucking hard.

01:24:00.750 --> 01:24:03.271
Man Like a tortoise shell Fucking hard.

01:24:03.934 --> 01:24:13.686
Alright, we're gonna call it quits, because this guy's about to pass the fuck out and it does not look good.

01:24:13.686 --> 01:24:15.051
What do you think?

01:24:15.051 --> 01:24:16.676
Look at him.

01:24:23.104 --> 01:24:23.949
What are we doing?

01:24:23.989 --> 01:24:30.168
live you just shook it off, man, he's fine no we're good Until next time.

01:24:30.189 --> 01:24:32.413
we're going to try and do the fucking campfire confessions, but I don't know if that's working tonight.

01:24:32.413 --> 01:24:33.984
Are we're going to try and do the fucking campfire confessions, but I don't know if that's working tonight.

01:24:34.465 --> 01:24:36.149
Are we even going to be able to light a fire tonight?

01:24:36.652 --> 01:24:41.048
Oh yeah, dude, Dude, Been fucking lighting fires all day bro.

01:24:41.550 --> 01:24:42.030
Let's go.

01:24:44.074 --> 01:24:49.484
Camp car Pet Pet Blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:24:49.845 --> 01:24:50.890
I'm retarded.

01:24:52.605 --> 01:24:54.090
See you on Facebook in 20 minutes.

01:24:54.090 --> 01:24:56.516
I'm a retard.

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