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What we do in life echoes in eternity.
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Ah, eddie, monday Minaj, yeah, oh, now he's going to cowbell it out.
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Look at this guy.
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Fucking guy just went to the cowbell for himself.
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Unbelievable.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Take a Deep Show Monday, minaj.
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It's actually funny.
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You did that because I was going to pull that tambourine off that fucking thing and start slamming it.
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You got three guys on the Monday Menage.
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This is great.
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Late night, late night.
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Late night sausage fest on the Menage.
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What was remember that show back in the day?
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Sausage Party?
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No, it was on HBO.
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It was like the Playboy Calls at Night.
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You no, it was on HBO, it was like the Playboy Calls at Night.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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Yes, I do.
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What was it called?
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You know it, you struck to it.
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Yeah, I'm sure I have, I don't know it was Night Calls, yeah, something like that, or.
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Taxi Cab Confession.
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Ladies and gentlemen, fans of the Take a Deep Show, welcome to Night Calls with the TID crew.
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All with the TID crew.
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All right, so we're taking your calls On Pat's phone.
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Yeah, 1-866-big.
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B-i-g-g, tommy, yeah, t-o-m-y, we're just going 866-BIG.
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That's it.
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Welcome to the show.
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Two hands big.
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We're not even getting into it because kevin kevin finds it disturbing that we still talk about.
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Did you fixate?
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on it I'm sorry.
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It's kind of tough to not fixate on it when somebody's life with large hands says there's something bigger than a two-hander.
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Well, wouldn't you want to know?
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Oh, you mother fucker this is 100 and something episodes in a row that somebody leaves the sound on.
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I can't believe I'm even awake for this right now.
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We're good.
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Matty just got back from fucking his golf outing.
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Kevin put up 42 doors today.
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I melted my ball sack on my fucking my company car.
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It was hot, it was a warm day today, yeah, but we actually got some good shit.
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What, who?
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Well, we're going to have a.
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We're going to do two lists tonight.
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We got two lists, jess.
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So we're going to go over the best action movies, 25 best action movies.
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That's a lot.
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Top 25 action movies of the 1980s, of the 1980s.
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All right, I'm sitting there and the fact that I said one that's not on there, that list, means nothing to me now.
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I actually agree with your commentary on it, because that's, that's top movie.
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Yeah, top five easily, yep.
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Especially with actors in their prime, not even in their prime, their young days.
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In that movie You'll be very surprised.
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It's not Predators, not on there.
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Well, we didn't get to the list yet, that's the only one I get.
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Is your Instagram filled up with Arnold Schwarzenegger stuff now?
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Because mine is Is it.
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I mean, it is all over my Instagram.
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I don't check it.
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You know what Instagram is.
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I do.
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I have the little thing, Then again yeah, you're not on there.
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Have you signed in the last 400 days?
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Probably.
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It's gotten to the point of every other video is something with Arnold?
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Well, you spend too much time on it.
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No, what are you talking about?
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We got to send videos to each other, like we do every day.
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That's true, and there's times when you send a lot.
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There's times when you send a lot.
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He'll hit you for a three banger real quick.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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He could hit you with eight in one hour Less than that.
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It's like you guys didn't see that one.
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I'm sorry there was an increased influx of fucking.
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Instagram Still downloading.
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Sorry, sometimes I go on a run.
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You're going on some good runs, but you don't have to send it to me also on TikTok.
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Do I send them?
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Yeah, you send the TikTok videos to the group and then you send it to the fucking.
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I didn't realize this.
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I'm like I know I saw this already.
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Sorry, no, it's okay, my bad, you're in, like you should be our fucking, our advertiser.
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I kind of am.
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Yeah, he kind of is Are you doing a real bitch?
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Step it up, bro.
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I'm sorry, fucking step it up, sorry I'll do more.
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No, it's everything.
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It's all like 70s, 80s people singing in Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.
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Then he had the David Bowie one, oh God, where he sang White Wedding.
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That was terrible.
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Oh my God, it was terrible.
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But whoever does, the voice is fucking great, that's all I know.
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But we also have another list.
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What's the other list?
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Top 10 gangster movies.
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Is there a time frame or no?
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No, Gangster movies.
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Gangster movies huh.
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Hmm, what was the one?
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That's a good one.
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The Untouchables Definitely on there.
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Great movie that's got to be on there.
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We'll have to go through the list.
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I got some jeopardy music lined up for that trip.
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Excellent, yeah.
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And then we could fucking.
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How is everybody's fourth?
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There's just another day to get drunk, another day, another day another day for kevin to talk shit while playing back yard games.
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Oh, um yeah, just another day for my dog to be just like broken, you know, from fireworks, like she doesn't do well with storms or fireworks, and especially like days upon days.
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I am going out and I'm buying 180 shot mat of firecrackers and I'm lighting it off in your fucking backyard, jesus.
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God, no, you're not.
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Fuck your dog.
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What, wow?
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Do you know which dog you're talking about?
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I'm assuming Coda.
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Yeah, she needs some Xanny bars.
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She fucking stepped on my toe when I came in the house.
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If I had any energy I would have swung my hydroflask at her.
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Well, I'm wondering if she can take that anxiety she has trying to build stuff with clothes, to build stuff with clothes, to like build stuff.
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What are you talking about when she takes all the clothes and blankets out of like an area?
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And just so you want to explain what happened when we got back to the house.
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Did you pee in a litter box?
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No, you didn't pee in a litter box.
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What was up with the bathroom?
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What Koda did in the bathroom?
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Look like you were burglarized.
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Oh, in my bathroom yeah.
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What Dakota do in the bathroom.
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I didn't know what you were talking about, man.
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Holy shit, you must have been hammered that night to forget.
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No, like she, like I, have this like laundry hampered cart holds like four fucking cloth hampers, you know yeah, yeah um, that was knocked over and across the room, oh, um, clothes, just like it looked like someone broke into my house.
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Um boxes like uh, you know then, big fucking tupperware, fucking crates with lids yeah um, we got like towels for the hot tub and whatever Knocked over you know just like what the fuck happened to this room?
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Holy shit, a dog burglar.
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Was that because of the fireworks?
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Yeah, I wasn't home.
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Oh yeah, it didn't help when where were you on the 4th, that you weren't?
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home.
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I ran over to my buddy Radu's house.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Yeah, what'd you do on the 4th?
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That's nice, I was at Frank's house.
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Yeah, it was.
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We sent the invite when.
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Huh, where was the invite?
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Well, I told out with.
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Alex, it was.
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You know what, it was man.
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Did you go to Radu's also?
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And I sweat like I just drank too much to drive the caramel.
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That was kind of how I weighed it.
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He drank a lot, I drank a lot.
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That doesn't surprise me.
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Well, he got into his normal banter when he's drunk and we're playing bocce, really, really, You're going to go for that.
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But what happened was he was to the point of, he was to the point of, like, oh, let me poke the bear and see what happens.
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So he was on the teeter-tottering the drunkness and let me throw a zinger in there.
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So he throws one of the bocces and it just did it again.
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We lost again.
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No, we're good, it's gone.
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Okay, we're good, it's not showing up on the TV.
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Oh, we're back, we're alright, we're live.
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So I don't know why it keeps on pausing like that.
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Oh, cause there's updates, great.
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So he throws one of the bocce's.
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By the way, bocce is a great game, it is a great game.
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His buddy Radu is a great game.
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It is a great game, great game.
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Uh, his buddy radu is a fucking ringer.
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Dude has a.
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He has a trophy so he's got his own court yeah, he made his own court in the backyard, so this shows you what type of shit you're dealing with.
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So you don't play bocce ball with red radu, yeah, okay.
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And you don't play cornhole with orbs.
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Yeah, so I suck at backyard games now.
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I can't wait until I get jarred.
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I'm not too bad at bocce though.
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You're okay, you know, don't play it.
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So I was on Radu's side.
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So any shot I took, he just Obliterated you.
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Yeah, I was like this is unfair.
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Get your ball off my court.
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I was like this is unfair.
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Get your ball off my court.
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I should not be playing the home field advantage guy.
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I mean it's just crazy.
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So he throws a bocce, kevin, and it just rolls a few feet.
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I'm like, hey, karen, you think you can put a little oomph into it.
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The second I say, karen, it was like a burning ember that started a forest fire.
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Oh cause, Radu starts saying it, it just starts going around and he really did not accept the joke and was very upset so what you're saying is there's no more PC, but it's going to be the K word from now on.
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It fits so well.
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Oh boy, it just does sometimes.
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What was the PC Pussy gun?
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Yeah, we can get rid of that.
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That's the old shit, that's out.
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It was so easy because it slides off your tongue a lot, like Kevin does, like Karen, you know.
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Oh, but he, of course I didn't win any games again.
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Sounds like you're being a little bit of a Karen A little bit.
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I think I have to give up on backyard games because I can't win any of them.
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I'll never play him again in cornhole.
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I can't win any of them.
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I'll never play him again in cornhole.
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And even for somebody else who I spoke to about your cornhole prowess, red Dew is like yeah he's good.
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Yeah, this we know.
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This we know.
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Kevin can say he's arm-tarting and he's just warming up and boom, boom, boom, three fucking holes.
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I think we got to get him off his home field with his own bags and his own boards and see if he can still perform.
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I don't know if that's.
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I really don't, because he has the same fucking motion when he's throwing Same one and he just dials in when we play.
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Got to focus.
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You know, it's like two fucking morons picking up beanbags.
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Look at this.
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Look at these two retards and Kevin's like yeah 21, to 3, really, really, you know wow, and it's.
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I'm gonna actively take that out of my I don't think you can dude.
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I don't think you can take that out what else does he do?
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I do whatever.
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I want Dude.
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I don't think you can take that out.
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What else does he do Really, I?
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do whatever I want.
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That was good.
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You don't control me.
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I really like that.
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Well done, sir.
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I drank beer.
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For the first time in years, frank and I ended up drinking a case of beer, a handle of vodka and almost a bottle of scotch.
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Who was setting the fireworks?
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off.
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No fireworks.
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What On the 4th Two?
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drunk, two fat drunk, but there was nobody around who was shooting them off.
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Yeah, you heard some going off, but no one really cared, we were just getting drunk.
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God?
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What is July 4th?
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What is it that turned into it, man?
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I used to love the 4th Pool was open.
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Yeah, I will tell you that.
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My brother-in-law, on Saturday, put on a fucking fireworks display that rivaled any fucking display the Gucci Brothers.
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Somebody else put up a fucking fireworks display that they did in a cul-de-sac and it.