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Ep. 93 Behind the Laughter: Sunday Brunch Mishaps and a Musical Heart-to-Heart with Christopher James

The charm of podcasts lies in their ability to intertwine the spontaneous with the profound, and the latest episode of our show is no exception. The episode begins with the delightful chaos of a Sunday brunch at the Thunderso...

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Season 5

The charm of podcasts lies in their ability to intertwine the spontaneous with the profound, and the latest episode of our show is no exception. The episode begins with the delightful chaos of a Sunday brunch at the Thunderson Estate. Imagine a morning where espresso martinis flow freely, and the echoes of the previous night's escapades linger in the air. This candid snapshot of our hosts' routine sets the stage for a series of events that anyone with a penchant for humor and a bit of empathy for tech-related misadventures will appreciate..

Technical glitches, email mishaps, and the question of whether Gmail itself might have a sense of humor become the source of many laughs. The hosts' chemistry is evident as they banter, reminisce, and even tease a colleague about his brunch readiness—or lack thereof. These are the unscripted moments that give podcasts their unique flavor, offering listeners a chance to be that proverbial fly on the wall.

As the episode progresses, it delves into the unruly banter of a night that seems straight out of a sitcom. The topics are as varied as they are hilarious—from bar misadventures, including a misunderstanding about a glory hole, to the intricacies of bathroom stall etiquette. It's a reminder of how life's most ordinary moments can be the source of extraordinary humor.

But what truly sets this episode apart is its shift from the lighthearted to the soul-stirring. Christopher James, a guest with a story as melodic as his music, shares his journey.  From touring with the Wu-Tang Clan to the deeply personal ballad "Dear Dad," his experiences are a testament to the transformative power of music. His narrative of facing his father's past and finding solace in his art is a compelling interlude that balances the episode's comedic tones.  Supporting local music talent is also a significant theme, and the hosts take a moment to reflect on the what-ifs of local legends. They ponder the pathways to success and the nuances of talent going unnoticed. The episode then transitions to sharing a snippet of the song "Love Your Life," further solidifying the message that music, with all its emotional beats, is a vital part of our existence.

To wrap up, the episode revisits the morning shenanigans, but this time with an anticipation of the future—looking forward to a trip to Montana and discussing the show's rankings. It's a clever way to close the loop on an episode that meanders through various topics but never loses sight of its essence: to entertain, to inspire, and to connect.<br><br>For podcast aficionados and those new to the medium, this episode is a must-listen. It captures the spirit of spontaneous conversation while offering a glimpse into the hearts of its hosts and guests. Tune in, laugh, and maybe, just like the hosts, find inspiration in the melodies and stories that define our lives.

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Chapters

00:28 - Sunday Brunch Banter

17:24 - Unruly Banter and Planning Episode 100

28:34 - Chaotic Banter and Technical Difficulties

37:54 - Chaos and Rankings

43:47 - Promotion and F-Mail Launch

52:35 - Christopher James - A Music Journey

01:04:13 - Supporting Local Music Talent and Memories

Transcript
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Let's go.

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T?

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T-t-t-t-t, let's go, let's go.

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Camera's at a bad angle, we'll have to adjust that I'd say it's right out your back, you big dummy.

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Oh, I Not bad, it's all right, it's not bad, yeah, ah Woo, you dummy.

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All right.

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Not bad, it's all right.

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It's not bad yeah.

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If you guys want to know what it's like to drink at 830 in the morning at the Thunderson Estate, I can let you know because I was in bed by quarter to one I hammered.

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Ben is already on.

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He's dying to broadcast from Montreal today, Like I don't know.

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Oh, we quarter to one.

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Hammered Ben is already on.

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He's dying to broadcast from Montreal today.

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Oh, we got to send him a link.

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We do.

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I don't know if he can handle brunch, do?

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we still have his email.

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Yeah, I don't know if he can handle brunch.

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Yeah, I don't think after today his test he failed for brunch?

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I don't think he can handle brunch bro, I can fucking handle anything.

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Kevin, I am sorry, I had like seven fucking espresso martinis and my stomach is killing me.

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Let's take him to brunch.

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Let's have him drink eight fucking Bloody Marys, yes, and we'll pour him into the parking lot and just leave him there.

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Why don't we make him drink Bellinis?

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That sounds so gay.

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You have to prove yourself by drinking 18 Bellinis at brunch.

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Isn't this what you?

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used to drink.

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I never drank Bellinis.

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I've had a sip of one.

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Kevin used to have a taste for Bellinis, but he's moved on.

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It's not bougie enough.

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Alright, ben, slow it down.

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Can we figure out what we did for the week so far Before we get you on the show?

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You savage, ben.

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Very selfish.

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Keep a look out to the email.

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We'll send you the StreamYard link.

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Yeah, we'll send it out to you in a little while.

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What's his email again?

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You said we had it.

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It's somewhere saved.

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Oh God, I got to go into the Gmail and shit.

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Well, you gotta go into Gmail and send a fucking thing anyway.

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I don't know if I have to.

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Uh yeah, how else are you gonna send it what's Gmail?

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Oh, Ben's all angry now.

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Is that like email, Just a different letter Like what do we got what?

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Are you being serious right now?

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A?

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little.

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Why Did you just ask what's Gmail?

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It's the same thing as email, right?

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I'm guessing that's a yeah, and I should know better than to say anything.

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So, yeah, let's move on.

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Okay, all right.

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Good show.

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You just made Ben's pussy hurt.

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Could you please send him the link to StreamYard.

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I'm sending it to him right now.

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That's a good show.

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Good show, we're going to wrap this up.

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Way to open up the show, kev.

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What are we closing with?

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Oh my God.

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All right.

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I just sent the link out to you Ben.

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All right, what's?

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This internet thing, all right, anywho, fucking, fucking watch.

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Gmail.

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The fact that you just asked watch Gmail is absurd.

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That's all you had to know.

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That's all you have to know about this show.

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Watch Gmail, oh my.

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What can we do with you to make this show better?

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I don't know.

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I feel like I don't know.

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I'm feeling attacked.

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No, you leave fucking Flexio off the fucking bracket.

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We talked about that.

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That's not.

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I didn't leave it off.

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You left fucking.

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Flex Seal was not in the bracket.

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It was not in the bracket.

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You left it off.

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I don't care how.

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I don't care why it wasn't on there.

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You probably sent it through Gmail.

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What's that?

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Oh my God, are you watching for Ben to accept it?

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Yeah, I'm waiting for him to get into it.

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Come on, ben, fucking, accept it already.

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God, I mean, fucking, rub your fucking hurt pussy lips and accept the fucking thing.

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I mean come on Ben.

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Probably should have said pussy lips on live there who cares?

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It's like saying pussy cunt.

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No true.

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I'm just waiting for him to say something, so anyway so we got drunk.

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Today.

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Things still don't look good for Patty Flea.

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Is that what it says again?

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It still says that.

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Yeah, man.

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It does Like man.

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I hope shit's going to change soon.

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When is that even?

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I'm telling you right now, dude oh shit Sorry.

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Every fucking show, dude, every show, I can't.

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This is where shit gets out of control, completely out of control.

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The fact that you always forget that is amazing to me.

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I would say send all episodes a message in Gmail, but I don't know if you'll get it All right to me.

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I would say, send all episodes a message in Gmail, but I don't know if you'll get it Alright.

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So 8.30, the Thunderson estate awoke.

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A AM AM 8.30 AM Awoke three alcoholic people.

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So Mr and Mrs Thunderson were drinking as well as I was, and we were drinking coffee, espresso, fucking martinis.

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That just sounds like a great way to start today.

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Shaking up, Shaking not stirred Pretty much a white.

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Russian with a little bit of coffee in it.

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Okay, so I had about six or seven of those and then my stomach starts fucking just hurting, really hurting, and God forbid.

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You say your stomach hurts and you want to take a nap in this household.

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you are crucified.

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There was no naps to be had.

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Was there Vilified?

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Oh, there he is.

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Oh, it says fuck you is his name Nice, it's unbelievable.

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It looks like he's in the same place.

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We'll get him on here, so we can ask him.

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Oh, there's noise in the background.

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How come you don't see him?

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I see him.

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We don't see him on the feed.

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Do you have to?

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share.

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Can you hear us there?

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There we go there, he is.

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Fuck you, that's my name.

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Oh, my God.

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Are you at another gay?

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bar.

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Oh, that's mean, that is mean Ben, it's just hurtful.

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How we doing our number one fan.

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Yeah, we're doing well.

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I had a shot of Jameson I'm working on a beer and I got another shot.

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I'm in soon.

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Nice, where are you?

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I am just south of Montreal.

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Why are we in Montreal?

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Is this business or pleasure again?

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It's either mother or mom.

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So it's neither, so it's neither.

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So it's neither.

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What's going on?

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Have you spoken to the waitresses yet and told them that you were going to be on a famous podcast in the United States?

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I did.

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I'm going to call.

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I'm going to call what?

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Trying to see what his shirt says.

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Are you in the same bar as you were last year?

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Why do I feel like he's trying to show us his nipples?

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Are we going to the Blue Oyster?

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Okay?

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Thanks, that was a long way to go for that one this is the second stop.

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This is an enthralling interview so far.

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Why are you so angry?

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You look so angry, hey.

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You look a little mad there, Ben.

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Yeah, see, I'm on the podcast.

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Come on, you know.

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Fuck you, Whitey.

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Where's your hat?

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Show us your boobs.

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Come on, look at Lou.

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He's like rubbing his leg.

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You're very nervous.

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What's going on.

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Yeah, something's up.

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Man you at Louie, he's like rubbing his leg.

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You're very nervous.

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What's?

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going on.

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Yeah, something's up, man, you look very uncomfortable.

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It's hot in there.

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Are we about to have a heart attack?

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Live on the show.

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Take your shirt off.

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Let's do this, let's get fucking crazy.

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No way.

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Do me a favor, take your shirt off.

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Do the truffle shuffle.

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The truffle shuffle and then see if you can get anybody to come on the show.

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Why, dude, you gotta sacrifice for the team.

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Ben, you gotta tell people you're on live with the top five podcast.

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The man's demanding.

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We're number two.

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Now we are number two.

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Yeah, good pods, good pods, good pods.

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Number two, you know, if he wants to be in studio for the 100th episode.

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We need some action right now.

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Yeah, you look so angry.

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What's?

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the problem.

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Oh, hobbs, that's bullshit yeah.

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Look at him.

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He's very You're about as sensitive as Hobbs is today.

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Fucking guy.

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I think he's going to throw a beer on the phone.

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Seriously, Heavy flow day for you too, Ben.

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No, yep.

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Did you have to have brunch with the in-laws this morning?

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Is this residual?

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You're trying to get away now.

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Relax.

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I've been with my mother-in-law for seven hours.

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Oh sweet Jesus.

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So you should be doing shot after shot right now with us.

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Yeah, fuck the second shot.

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Where's the fourth shot?

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Where?

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are the strippers I'm waiting for them, not the male ones we're talking.

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I love you, ben, come on.

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You wanted to be on the show.

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Where's?

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The excitement in your eyes.

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Can we get a panorama of the area?

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What's going on in the establishment?

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Take the camera to the bathroom.

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Let's see what we can do.

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Yeah, let's see what we got going on in the Alright Okay.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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That's a big old TV.

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Well, there's more people there than there was last year.

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Yeah, it's as promising as it was last year they got TV in Canada.

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huh Nice.

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Yeah, they do.

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Go stand by the woman's bathroom and ask them if they're going number one or number two and see what happens Nice nice, you have co-ed bathrooms.

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What Even better?

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Go stand by the restrooms and ask them if they stand up while they pee.

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You are the TID show boots on the ground in Montreal.

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You got to go standing or sitting instead of number one or number two.

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Oh, Ben, this would be perfect for our new marketing thing.

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So he can have a shirt called booted B-O-O.

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You know what I'm talking about?

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T-i-d.

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I couldn't spell it.

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Oh, did we?

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lose him.

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What happened?

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I couldn't spell it oh did we lose him?

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What happened?

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Hey, fuck you.

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What happened?

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What is going on, dude You're killing the show.

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I don't know oh no Technical difficulties.

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please stand by.

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Quick, quick, send him a gmail.

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Kevin, go get a stamp okay, okay, yeah whoo.

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All right, we're gonna take him off for a little bit yeah, we'll digest that.

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There's a bit of a delay there.

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Yeah, and we're All right, we're going to take him off for a little bit.

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Yeah, we'll digest that.

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There was a bit of a delay there.

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I feel yeah, and we're still yeah.

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I'm still waiting for him to come up on the video and he's not.

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Nope, we definitely had a technical difficulty With him.

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Yes, that's not on us?

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That's not on us.

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Yes, this time, ben, if you're out there, we love you.

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Reclick the link and let's have a better interview.

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I'm just going to throw it out there.

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Line up a guest maybe.

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I'm not going to ban them from the studio.

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I can ban them from the studio no no.

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You can't do that to Ben, let's kick them.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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You sure no All right All no.

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No, you're sure.

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No, all right All right, uh-oh, don't break stuff.

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No, I know, but the background noise was killing me, so you've got to reduce the background noise the next time.

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He calls in yeah next time he calls in.

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Yeah, it was kind of overwhelming, right, yeah a little bit.

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Well, yes, it was the hustle and bustle of six people in a bar in.

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Montreal Right Right, it was so busy there.

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I mean not for nothing.

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I've been to Montreal.

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I was in Toronto, I think.

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I was in.

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Montreal.

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Generally, the bar is a little more lively.

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Wherever he's going, he's choosing the most boring city.

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I feel like every time I've been in Canada At a bar, it's been like what is that showing?

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Usually there's like a boob involved.

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Oh wait, here we go, here we go.

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The lights aren't so bright.

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He's back, ladies and gentlemen there he is.

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All right, how are we looking?

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I'm just trying to figure out how I can switch the camera.

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What do you mean?

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Switch the camera?

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You creep To your.

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You creep to your shoe camera.

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Oh, you got a cock cam, all right the upskirt cam.

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Let's go all right you want to take a walk to the bathroom hold on, don't be afraid, sacrifice one for the team.

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my friend, Love it.

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You got to stand out there and wait and ask people if they're standing or sitting, and then you can let them in like a bouncer.

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Ask for a tip.

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Just a tip, just a tip.

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It's a big-ass bathroom, oh that's fancy.

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Women that looks like women's in handy Quack Women.

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Men, what the fuck.

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So everyone goes in the same door, but then you have different stalls and then you pick urinal or stall, right, we've lost all people who are watching us.

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But then you have like different stalls and then you pick urinal or stall, right, we've lost all people who are watching this.

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This has turned out to Absolutely.

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This might destroy the show for good.

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The TID show has finally gotten into the bathroom.

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This interview that we've taken into the stalls.

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Did we just jump the shark?

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Hey, you fucking guys want me to do this.

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No, we just want you to be like a real creep.

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Like wait outside the door and ask people on their way out.

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How was their experience?

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Don't stick the phone like under the stall and talk to somebody.

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I'm sorry.

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Do you need toilet paper?

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You guys want to talk?

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to the TID show Underneath the stall.

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I'm sorry, do you need toilet paper?

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You guys want to talk to the TID show Underneath?

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the stall Pretend to be the attendant for about 20 minutes.

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Turn the sink on for them.

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You know like.

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If they got the wind-blowing hand dryer thing, start it up for them.

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The royal penis is clean.

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Sire, I can't believe you're doing this.

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Oh my God, I will give you $1,000 if you find some broad sitting on a urinal.

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Scott, there's a lot of fuckery going on right now and it's dealing with Ben going into a fucking, Going into a bathroom where women and men are both allowed in at the same time In Montreal.

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Just hang out, wait for someone to go into a stall and then go knock on the door.

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I was in the door from the stall Because they're pigs.

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Are they pigs?

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How's everything going in there?

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If you see the bathroom attendant.

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I got to show you something.

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We should have got him like a silver star, like a Marshall Star.

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Oh, that guy's looking for a glory hole.

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Hey, what is that guy?

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or girl.

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What is that?

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Don't assume gender, bro.

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I don't know If I say glory hole, say them.

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Can you ask them to change their socks?

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I don't know, do you see that guy?

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I don't want to know what he's doing in there.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Can I change your socks?

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I'm going to go back to the bar.

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That guy was eating wings.

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I don't know what's happening.

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I don't want to know what's happening here.

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Oh, this is crazy.

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I'll do it again, but I don't want to.

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I'll do it again.

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We're going to get you arrested before you leave there, pal.

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The TID show has no official affiliation.

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We are not affiliated with the.

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Oh, he's, back, he's back he's back.

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We're not affiliated with the creeper up in Montreal.

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With the upskirt cam.

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Sir, what is that duct taping camera doing on your shoe?

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Dude, you left your beer on the bar.

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They totally fucking roofied that.

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Yeah, something happened scott.

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Scott wants to know what does a deaf gynecologist do?

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Oh, dude, I'm trying to reduce this background noise with him yeah, it's loud behind you.

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Huh, for like nobody there um, how come you don't have like airpods, you don't have airpods again?

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Well, we told them to take the airpods out Last time.

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Did we yeah why?

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Because we couldn't hear anything else that was going on in the background.

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Oh yeah, these fucking things pick up everything.

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Can hardly hear him, it's probably.

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It's probably because it's like His cheek is suffocating the Airpod.

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Ben not for nothing, but there was a lot of talk of fake titties last night.

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Can we go back to that place?

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I'm trying, I need to put this camera around it.

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I don't know how.

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Can we get a bartender name?

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Wait a minute.

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Time out.

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It sounds like we have an older version of Kevin up in Montreal.

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It does not use technology.

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Ben, do you know what?

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Gmail is.

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That hurts boys.

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That hurts, all right, just.

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So you don't know how to turn your camera around.

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It should be if you click the screen.

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Yeah, I could do that, scott.

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Dad joke's no good, dad joke's no good he reads lips that's great.

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I like that, I like that.

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There it is.

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All right, so Ben, how long are you in Montreal?

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I'm leaving tomorrow morning Nice.

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He seems really happy about that.

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I'm leaving tomorrow morning.

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He seems really happy about that.

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I'm leaving tomorrow morning.

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You're so angry, like do you want to do like six shots and drink six beers and get back on with us Like what's the problem?

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I like happy Ben.

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Yeah, I'm still waiting.

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Waiting for what?

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Like the guy to put a toilet paper underneath the stall.

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So you know the code.

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I think it's in my spot to do so.

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You want his toilet paper to be underneath his sneaker when he puts it underneath the side of the stall.

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Is that what you're?

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saying no.

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No.

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Poor guy Ben I love you.

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Is that what you're saying?

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No, no, just trying to.

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Poor guy Ben, I love you.

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He's so angry at us right now.

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Look at him Now he's flipping it.

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He's like fuck, I'm going to hang out with my mother-in-law.

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Fuck these guys.

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Oh, talk to the thumb.

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What is he doing?

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I don't know.

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He's doing something illegal Whoa.

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What is he doing?

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I don't know.

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He's doing something illegal, whoa.

00:21:07.330 --> 00:21:08.412
What is he trying to do?

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What?

00:21:08.612 --> 00:21:09.653
are you doing, dude?

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Maybe his mother-in-law has the vibrating panties on and he's doing the circle on the phone.

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Wow.

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There you go, breaking the internet.

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I'm going straight down.

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I can't believe he said that Maybe he's got the app to do circular motions.

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You know why?

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Because he was like baby bottled the bourbon earlier.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god, matty, I'm sleep deprived, I'm getting drunk.

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I cannot wait to take that whole sound bite out and put that in as the clip.

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The vibrating panties.

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In a circular motion.

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Oh, my God.

00:22:47.099 --> 00:22:51.199
Oh, my God, dude, I have not left that fucking hard you going clockwise or counterclockwise.

00:22:51.902 --> 00:22:53.387
Well, you start one way and you come back.

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Then you get the.

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ABC's Ben.

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Can you see what he's doing right now?

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Dude, you're picking up all sounds, thank god, like it's almost louder than us.

00:23:06.307 --> 00:23:07.049
Yeah, dude, you're picking up.

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All sounds, thank God, like it's almost louder than us.

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Yeah.

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You know what the fuck is going on, ben?

00:23:14.751 --> 00:23:15.252
I don't know.

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Some guy thought you were funny.

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I'm not the one who said vibrating panties, my friend.

00:23:22.708 --> 00:23:28.336
Okay, it wasn't me and I wasn't diddling thumbs like Matty was on an app.

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Perhaps I was a little out of order.

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DJ diddles over here with his thumbs.

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All right, well, okay, so this is enthralling.

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I need one of you guys on an iPhone to tell me how to switch the camera on.

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It should do it right at the bottom of the screen.

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It has like an arrow.

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Arrows in circle.

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It's tough to hear him a little bit too, yeah.

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Yeah, oh my God, what is?

00:24:05.884 --> 00:24:06.786
he.

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I love how the color's changing, though I mean come on.

00:24:15.482 --> 00:24:15.924
Look at him.

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Killing us.

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He's like I'm trying to show you titties and I can't figure it out.

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Nice, great another bald guy in the back with a beard Awesome figure it out.

00:24:25.031 --> 00:24:25.393
Nice Great.

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Another bald guy in the back with a beard Awesome, sweet.

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I can't wait.

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I usually get a text midweek from Mick because he's downloaded the latest episode.

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He listens.

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I can't wait till he hears this one.

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It seems like there were like 10 bald guys with beards in the background.

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Oh my.

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God Bourbon, bourbon's nice.

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Don't you have an agenda to go over or something?

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I don't even know what we're talking about anymore.

00:25:01.429 --> 00:25:03.999
Honestly, I don't think we were talking about anything quite yet.

00:25:04.160 --> 00:25:05.144
No, I mean anything.

00:25:05.144 --> 00:25:15.307
We got pretty much bamboozled with the enthralling interview of Ben Travers up in Montreal we got on the highway to Albuquerque 10 minutes ago.

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Yeah, right and then something about your mother-in-law, and then vibrating panties in a circle, something, about a circle.

00:25:24.259 --> 00:25:26.644
I wish I had a jackhammer noise and vibrating panties In a circle, something about a circle.

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I wish I had it looking like a jackhammer noise.

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No, that's not right.

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Let the boy watch.

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Come on, we're broadcasting live.

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This is all for you.

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Shut up, bitch, come on, we're broadcasting live.

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This is all for you.

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Shut up, bitch.

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Great timing bro.

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That was awesome.

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Can we get?

00:26:01.028 --> 00:26:01.731
a name.

00:26:01.731 --> 00:26:07.135
He's about three seconds away from being done with us.

00:26:07.135 --> 00:26:07.557
Let the boy watch.

00:26:07.557 --> 00:26:10.940
Are you still going to come in studio for the 100th show?

00:26:10.940 --> 00:26:15.999
Let the boy watch, I don't know.

00:26:15.999 --> 00:26:17.042
After the mother-in-law con.

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That was it, that was the line.

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That was the line, seriously.

00:26:24.494 --> 00:26:24.976
Seriously.

00:26:24.976 --> 00:26:27.500
Have you seen the lines that have been crossed in this studio?

00:26:27.801 --> 00:26:30.989
Yeah, let's be honest.

00:26:30.989 --> 00:26:33.123
Well, I know about some Fucking heaven.

00:26:35.875 --> 00:26:40.058
So we were thinking of how we're going to All right Now.

00:26:40.058 --> 00:26:41.384
What do we want?

00:26:41.384 --> 00:26:43.659
Anybody who's watching us right now.

00:26:43.659 --> 00:26:46.788
What should we do for the 100th episode?

00:26:47.435 --> 00:26:48.604
It seems like a milestone.

00:26:48.865 --> 00:26:49.549
It is a huge milestone.

00:26:49.549 --> 00:26:50.093
It's a huge milestone.

00:26:50.474 --> 00:26:52.721
We definitely should not have been in Montreal.

00:26:53.344 --> 00:26:54.066
Definitely not.

00:26:54.066 --> 00:26:56.343
I'm glad we chose not to go there.

00:26:56.555 --> 00:27:01.567
So when, like calendar date, like when is this probably going to happen?

00:27:02.155 --> 00:27:02.415
All right.

00:27:02.415 --> 00:27:03.760
So you're looking at, we're doing what.

00:27:03.760 --> 00:27:05.900
93 now, so another seven weeks.

00:27:06.736 --> 00:27:08.382
All right, so that's April-ish.

00:27:09.064 --> 00:27:09.265
Yeah.

00:27:10.056 --> 00:27:12.805
Could possibly be warm enough to play outside.

00:27:13.815 --> 00:27:15.545
How are we going to move this outside?

00:27:15.545 --> 00:27:16.107
Here we go.

00:27:16.107 --> 00:27:16.832
We did that.

00:27:16.832 --> 00:27:17.414
We played that game once.

00:27:17.414 --> 00:27:17.875
Is there some?

00:27:17.915 --> 00:27:19.297
contest you want to lose again.

00:27:19.978 --> 00:27:20.598
No no.

00:27:20.598 --> 00:27:24.522
I was just saying more of like an open air outdoor fun.

00:27:25.104 --> 00:27:26.625
Definitely not throwing a football.

00:27:26.684 --> 00:27:27.465
Barbecue?

00:27:27.465 --> 00:27:30.750
Yeah, but it's very difficult Maybe a 40-yard dash.

00:27:30.769 --> 00:27:34.421
I don't know what.

00:27:34.421 --> 00:27:35.825
I'm not even running.

00:27:38.234 --> 00:27:40.502
You can bet me to run I will not run because I know I'm not running.

00:27:40.502 --> 00:27:49.759
I'm kidding, I'm giving 110% effort sitting down Fuck what was I going to?

00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:53.359
Say Do you want to record outside?

00:27:53.359 --> 00:27:53.981
Is that what you're saying?

00:27:55.786 --> 00:27:58.442
Well, no, I'm just talking like a pre-show sort of event.

00:27:59.675 --> 00:28:02.503
We do a little Facebook Live from the outside or something.

00:28:02.584 --> 00:28:03.385
Yeah, you know.

00:28:04.155 --> 00:28:07.866
Because the one episode we recorded outside that was tough.

00:28:08.115 --> 00:28:11.994
I feel like there should be some sort of party involved and then a show to follow, do we?

00:28:12.015 --> 00:28:16.948
clean up out here and put some like I could use the sofa and shit, and we can sit out there and do a show.

00:28:16.948 --> 00:28:19.382
A little green room action, not even green room.

00:28:19.382 --> 00:28:20.464
We'll get the sofa.

00:28:20.464 --> 00:28:23.471
Put the sofa out.

00:28:25.161 --> 00:28:25.643
Put that out.

00:28:25.643 --> 00:28:27.137
I mean yeah, sure.

00:28:27.137 --> 00:28:30.221
I mean like, depending on the weather, I would think yeah something like we could have an indoor-outdoor option.

00:28:30.494 --> 00:28:32.220
Ben, will you come sit on the sofa with us?

00:28:34.967 --> 00:28:39.740
Sure, wow, I am so excited for you, right, I am Ben.

00:28:39.740 --> 00:28:41.282
I am so excited for you, right, I am Ben.

00:28:41.282 --> 00:28:43.926
I do things monotone, he's a man of many words.

00:28:45.108 --> 00:28:45.348
Sure.

00:28:47.776 --> 00:28:50.221
I will come to your podcast.

00:28:50.862 --> 00:28:52.003
I'm not a smart man.

00:28:52.064 --> 00:28:54.148
Johnny, I think I'll go running.

00:28:58.040 --> 00:29:00.494
I bet if you asked a waitress she'll know how to turn the camera thing around.

00:29:00.494 --> 00:29:05.554
Ask her if she can turn it around and take a picture of your dick.

00:29:05.574 --> 00:29:16.660
I'm sorry, she needs one of those telescopes Telescopic lens, electron microscope.

00:29:17.522 --> 00:29:17.743
Wow.

00:29:19.676 --> 00:29:20.922
It's fucking cold up here.

00:29:20.922 --> 00:29:22.140
It's like a scared turtle.

00:29:24.757 --> 00:29:25.480
Is it that cold?

00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:26.061
That's why.

00:29:28.416 --> 00:29:34.459
Yeah, like how cold we talking Like really really cold, like minus, like 17.

00:29:35.383 --> 00:29:36.656
That's all right, yeah, it's.

00:29:36.696 --> 00:29:38.363
Canada, though you know it's okay.

00:29:38.363 --> 00:29:41.262
You kind of expect that shit In Canada, right?

00:29:42.619 --> 00:29:43.964
You're very pouty today.

00:29:43.964 --> 00:29:44.365
Fuck you.

00:29:44.385 --> 00:29:46.714
Yeah, dude it's not like you went to the Bahamas and it's 17.

00:29:46.714 --> 00:29:48.300
You went to Canada, dude.

00:29:48.300 --> 00:29:50.434
Yeah, like you gotta know that shit's gonna be 17.

00:29:50.494 --> 00:29:53.359
I mean you should be dressed Like Chevy Chase and spies like us.

00:29:53.736 --> 00:29:55.215
Hey, hey, fuck you Um.

00:29:55.215 --> 00:29:56.117
Why are you so upset?

00:29:56.558 --> 00:30:00.607
Yeah, like seriously man Like what's going on hey, fuck you.

00:30:04.236 --> 00:30:05.520
It's a World Series of Dice.

00:30:05.520 --> 00:30:12.143
Fuck you, hey, fuck you.

00:30:12.143 --> 00:30:13.045
Where are you from there?

00:30:13.045 --> 00:30:14.901
He is, there's the Ben I know.

00:30:17.776 --> 00:30:18.880
Are people watching you?

00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:20.325
Why don't you go?

00:30:20.325 --> 00:30:22.502
There's a group of people behind you right now.

00:30:22.502 --> 00:30:24.141
Do you see that group of people?

00:30:24.174 --> 00:30:25.240
Just go sit at their table.

00:30:25.434 --> 00:30:26.760
Do you see the guy that looks like you?

00:30:26.760 --> 00:30:29.561
There's like four behind you, it seems like.

00:30:29.561 --> 00:30:31.066
Anyway, Look at him.

00:30:31.066 --> 00:30:33.983
There's like nine guys bald with beers behind him.

00:30:37.415 --> 00:30:38.862
That's like camouflage Right.

00:30:40.138 --> 00:30:41.083
You go over there right now.

00:30:41.083 --> 00:30:45.123
You take one of their appetizers, you eat it and you're like, hey, you guys want to be on the Take a Deep show.

00:30:45.123 --> 00:30:49.265
Stop being a pussy, ben, god damn it.

00:30:49.265 --> 00:30:53.019
So what Cause you're a creep.

00:30:53.019 --> 00:30:55.163
That's wrong.

00:30:55.758 --> 00:30:56.199
No, he's not.

00:30:56.240 --> 00:30:56.662
I love you.

00:30:56.662 --> 00:31:00.428
How do you not know?

00:31:00.448 --> 00:31:01.391
how to use the camera.

00:31:01.913 --> 00:31:14.103
It's amazing Because every time I try to press a button with a camera on it, it jumps off, dude, go and walk into the kitchen and just be like, hey, everybody, you know, like just I'm here with the health department from the United States.

00:31:14.103 --> 00:31:22.026
I want to see how you guys keep your kitchen the Take a Deep Show is doing surveys.

00:31:22.066 --> 00:31:23.194
We're just wondering how the food is up there.

00:31:23.194 --> 00:31:28.458
Ben's going to put his balls in the marinara real quick Walk into the kitchen and go.

00:31:28.598 --> 00:31:30.986
I want sirloin tips now, Seriously.

00:31:32.715 --> 00:31:34.142
Why are my balls baking, marinara?

00:31:34.142 --> 00:31:37.961
Ask the bartender if you can make a drink for somebody on air.

00:31:37.961 --> 00:31:40.586
How about that?

00:31:41.028 --> 00:31:41.828
What is that noise?

00:31:41.828 --> 00:31:45.903
I can't hear, ben, but it sounds like someone's making something shake and not stirred.

00:31:46.003 --> 00:31:47.047
Yeah, why are you so close?

00:31:47.047 --> 00:31:48.680
Look how close he is to his face.

00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:50.164
Right, it's like whoa.

00:31:50.494 --> 00:31:52.160
I don't know what I'm doing, whoa.

00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:54.727
Whoa, yeah, we don't either.

00:32:00.234 --> 00:32:02.615
I think what we should do is we should bed in Kevin on a road trip with their electronics.

00:32:05.058 --> 00:32:08.125
That'll be fucking awesome.

00:32:08.125 --> 00:32:09.567
I'd go on a road trip with Ben.

00:32:13.886 --> 00:32:15.116
I'm sure you would yeah.

00:32:15.196 --> 00:32:16.121
I'm pretty easy going.

00:32:16.121 --> 00:32:16.522
I'd do it.

00:32:16.522 --> 00:32:19.445
It'd be a lot of fun.

00:32:19.445 --> 00:32:19.788
Where are we?

00:32:19.807 --> 00:32:19.969
going.

00:32:19.969 --> 00:32:22.097
Shut up, bitch.

00:32:26.394 --> 00:32:29.982
Gonna need more alcohol.

00:32:30.002 --> 00:32:30.544
Where are you going?

00:32:30.544 --> 00:32:32.729
I'm getting more alcohol.

00:32:32.729 --> 00:32:37.694
Okay, you're going to Montana.

00:32:39.761 --> 00:32:40.805
You're going to Montana Green.

00:32:40.825 --> 00:32:42.768
Canyon maybe when are?

00:32:42.788 --> 00:32:45.397
you doing that I don't know.

00:32:45.417 --> 00:32:48.284
Oh, you want to go to Montana, or you're going to Montana.

00:32:48.324 --> 00:32:49.025
There you go.

00:32:49.025 --> 00:32:49.727
Oh, what we got there.

00:32:49.727 --> 00:32:50.568
What was that, jameson?

00:32:50.568 --> 00:32:53.118
Oh, you want to go to Montana, or you're going to Montana.

00:32:53.118 --> 00:32:53.881
Who is it?

00:32:53.881 --> 00:32:54.883
Who is it?

00:32:54.883 --> 00:32:56.306
It's not me, who is it?

00:32:56.306 --> 00:32:57.548
It's not me there?

00:32:57.548 --> 00:32:57.729
Who?

00:32:57.808 --> 00:32:57.930
is it?

00:32:57.950 --> 00:32:58.170
It's not me.

00:32:58.170 --> 00:32:58.691
Who is it?

00:32:58.691 --> 00:32:59.272
It's not me.

00:32:59.272 --> 00:33:00.013
There's no way.

00:33:00.013 --> 00:33:00.295
It's me.

00:33:00.295 --> 00:33:03.355
I think it's Ben's phone.

00:33:03.355 --> 00:33:06.182
Yeah, there's no way.

00:33:06.182 --> 00:33:08.207
It's me, it's fucking Matt.

00:33:09.455 --> 00:33:10.240
Can I put the?

00:33:10.342 --> 00:33:11.449
other earphone in.

00:33:11.449 --> 00:33:11.992
It was Matt.

00:33:16.487 --> 00:33:17.009
It was not, matt, no.

00:33:17.150 --> 00:33:18.714
I think it's from Ben Dude.

00:33:18.714 --> 00:33:21.885
It wasn't me, man, it just fucking happened, it might have been me no.

00:33:21.885 --> 00:33:22.910
It was definitely Matt.

00:33:22.910 --> 00:33:24.315
It might have been, it was definitely Matt.

00:33:24.695 --> 00:33:28.326
No, because Ben has his fucking AirPods in so it's definitely one of you two fucknuts.

00:33:28.515 --> 00:33:31.414
Dude, it wasn't me, because I fucking did it when it happened before.

00:33:31.615 --> 00:33:32.875
Yours is still on it.

00:33:32.875 --> 00:33:33.876
Perhaps could have been mine.

00:33:33.896 --> 00:33:34.458
The volume's off.

00:33:34.458 --> 00:33:35.259
Jesus, it sounds terrible.

00:33:35.439 --> 00:33:36.460
It's not me.

00:33:45.518 --> 00:33:46.181
Volume's off.

00:33:46.541 --> 00:33:46.782
Hey.

00:33:46.823 --> 00:33:51.957
Fook you Totally off man, totally off See.

00:33:52.157 --> 00:33:57.377
I would go live when did you get the name Fook you From the Marcy Projects, bitch.

00:33:59.520 --> 00:34:03.926
Hold on a minute, all right.

00:34:04.387 --> 00:34:05.489
All right, fuck you.

00:34:05.970 --> 00:34:06.451
Yeah, we'll wait.

00:34:06.451 --> 00:34:08.480
We're just going to wait right here.

00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:09.603
We'll just go this way, yeah.

00:34:13.076 --> 00:34:13.820
What the fuck.

00:34:16.695 --> 00:34:17.539
What just happened there?

00:34:17.539 --> 00:34:19.023
Did they put your phone on a pitcher of beer?

00:34:19.023 --> 00:34:19.467
What just happened?

00:34:19.467 --> 00:34:20.371
Ben talk, put your phone on a pitcher of beer.

00:34:20.371 --> 00:34:20.755
What just happened?

00:34:20.755 --> 00:34:24.481
Ben talk to us, he's so angry.

00:34:24.481 --> 00:34:25.443
Hello.

00:34:25.443 --> 00:34:31.179
Oh my God, Does he only have one ear pod?

00:34:31.179 --> 00:34:32.443
I don't know.

00:34:34.806 --> 00:34:36.215
I don't know, but he doesn't know how to use it.

00:34:36.215 --> 00:34:45.115
See, I would do a Facebook Live from one of the gentleman's places that I go to out of town, but it would get me in a lot of trouble, Scott.

00:34:45.177 --> 00:34:47.505
No, we do have every mic plugged into its own channel.

00:34:47.505 --> 00:34:50.420
I think it was actually Ben's, yeah it's not us.

00:34:50.961 --> 00:34:53.407
It's definitely not us If I turn down Ben's Definitely not me.

00:34:53.815 --> 00:34:55.362
Yeah, take it easy, fucking engineer.

00:34:57.184 --> 00:34:59.806
Well, if each mic is plugged into its own channel.

00:35:00.427 --> 00:35:03.137
I mean, after 90 episodes you would think we would have figured that out.

00:35:03.137 --> 00:35:04.230
We have figured it out.

00:35:04.532 --> 00:35:06.329
I know, we just don't know where the noise comes from.

00:35:06.329 --> 00:35:08.079
It's not here, it's not there.

00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:12.389
Listen as long as we hear all the noise, and we're already ahead of the game.

00:35:12.409 --> 00:35:14.260
Should we just lower Ben's thing?

00:35:14.260 --> 00:35:18.797
Ben, you can hear us right.

00:35:18.797 --> 00:35:22.764
What Can can hear us right?

00:35:22.764 --> 00:35:24.509
What Can you hear us?

00:35:24.614 --> 00:35:26.762
We're having all kinds of technical difficulty in Montreal.

00:35:26.822 --> 00:35:27.224
Oh, you can.

00:35:27.224 --> 00:35:28.978
Okay, I don't know if I can hear you.

00:35:29.219 --> 00:35:30.003
There's a delay.

00:35:30.003 --> 00:35:30.744
There's a delay.

00:35:31.014 --> 00:35:34.541
I think Montreal is taking a stand against Take a Deep Shot.

00:35:34.541 --> 00:35:37.465
Has it Is it Trudeau.

00:35:37.746 --> 00:35:38.987
Oh sorry, I just removed him.

00:35:38.987 --> 00:35:40.329
Oops, oh shit I just removed him.

00:35:40.349 --> 00:35:41.192
Oops, oh shit Bring him back.

00:35:43.018 --> 00:35:43.579
Hey, there he is.

00:35:43.579 --> 00:35:45.960
Hey, buddy, I mean, how do you get rid of him?

00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:52.282
I love Valtrex Looks good Love you buddy, love you buddy.

00:35:52.282 --> 00:36:04.099
Love you pal.

00:36:10.382 --> 00:36:12.168
Is that the Met trumpets, you know what Kevin?

00:36:12.168 --> 00:36:15.217
You don't hear those for another 30 days.

00:36:15.217 --> 00:36:15.798
I need your help.

00:36:16.521 --> 00:36:17.443
I can't tell you what it is.

00:36:17.443 --> 00:36:20.208
You can never ask me about it later I'm going to hurt some people.

00:36:20.208 --> 00:36:24.318
Which car are we going to take?

00:36:25.161 --> 00:36:25.681
Oh, what do we got?

00:36:25.681 --> 00:36:27.003
What's this, ben, oh.

00:36:27.003 --> 00:36:29.248
Oh, oh hey, you figured it out.

00:36:29.628 --> 00:36:30.190
Oh, what's going on.

00:36:32.335 --> 00:36:33.789
You finally figured out how to turn the camera.

00:36:33.789 --> 00:36:36.778
That little I don't even know.

00:36:36.798 --> 00:36:39.626
This is probably worse, though that swirly arrow, that little swirly arrow with the camera.

00:36:39.626 --> 00:36:44.398
That was turned around the camera.

00:36:44.538 --> 00:36:45.199
Oh, here we go.

00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:46.641
Hey, Fook you.

00:36:47.945 --> 00:36:49.146
Oh yeah, Now we got some action.

00:36:49.146 --> 00:36:53.561
Oh yeah, we got some taps.

00:36:53.561 --> 00:36:58.715
Is he showing us taps because you played taps.

00:36:59.896 --> 00:37:02.465
That was me Start rolling some dice and see if Ashley Larry comes down.

00:37:10.523 --> 00:37:16.166
Is there anybody else I mean we might have to call it quits with you, Ben, because I don't know if we're really getting anything out of this.

00:37:16.315 --> 00:37:17.822
Do you pour your own shots there?

00:37:17.822 --> 00:37:19.641
I don't understand how this place works.

00:37:21.074 --> 00:37:25.960
Right, Like you're like, put your fucking thing on a coaster, you fucking animal God.

00:37:26.835 --> 00:37:28.362
Well, he's got his beer on a coaster.

00:37:28.362 --> 00:37:32.666
Come on, we've lost all our fucking beers, right?

00:37:32.686 --> 00:37:32.927
Yeah.

00:37:33.496 --> 00:37:42.474
This is Watching this right now is like being tied up to Kevin's truck and being dragged down the driveway.

00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:45.123
As Gunner is face fucking you.

00:37:45.123 --> 00:37:48.942
Wow, that's what it feels like.

00:37:48.974 --> 00:37:49.985
Well, you said face fucking.

00:37:50.005 --> 00:37:51.255
And then we got a third viewer, ben.

00:37:51.255 --> 00:37:52.199
We got it ready to get bud.

00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:55.163
I'm sorry, we love you.

00:37:56.599 --> 00:37:57.744
There was too much of a delay.

00:37:59.981 --> 00:38:00.804
There was a problem there.

00:38:01.775 --> 00:38:03.822
You think it was the Montreal thing.

00:38:03.822 --> 00:38:07.121
Perhaps, the Montreal screw job, part two.

00:38:07.121 --> 00:38:08.802
Ben still thinks he's on the show right now.

00:38:08.802 --> 00:38:14.739
I wonder how much we can watch him.

00:38:16.563 --> 00:38:17.324
I mean that's bad.

00:38:17.324 --> 00:38:18.307
Listen, I agree, Scott.

00:38:18.307 --> 00:38:19.822
I was trying to get some boobs.

00:38:19.822 --> 00:38:21.018
I don't know what to tell you.

00:38:21.018 --> 00:38:23.005
Okay.

00:38:23.335 --> 00:38:25.342
God, that was 40 minutes of nonsense.

00:38:25.342 --> 00:38:26.164
Want to restart this.

00:38:26.916 --> 00:38:28.501
Are we 40 minutes Really?

00:38:28.501 --> 00:38:29.945
Yeah, oh.

00:38:30.266 --> 00:38:30.746
Jesus.

00:38:30.746 --> 00:38:33.461
Okay, so he hung up, there we go.

00:38:35.096 --> 00:38:37.378
Next time buddy, yeah, thanks for joining us, ben.

00:38:37.498 --> 00:38:41.007
Well, at least we know, ben's mother-in-law uses the vibrating panties.

00:38:44.097 --> 00:38:46.125
Boy didn't flinch when you mentioned those Not at all.

00:38:47.856 --> 00:38:50.851
I can't even say he got mad because he had the same scowl on his face from the beginning.

00:38:50.851 --> 00:38:51.675
Oh my dude.

00:38:52.277 --> 00:38:53.260
What was wrong with him?

00:38:53.260 --> 00:38:53.402
Dude?

00:38:53.402 --> 00:38:54.739
I lost it.

00:38:55.114 --> 00:38:58.081
The second, when you said circular motion.

00:38:58.081 --> 00:39:04.782
I was like, oh my God, Absolutely fucking lost it.

00:39:04.782 --> 00:39:07.121
I wish I can go back and listen to that.

00:39:07.121 --> 00:39:07.965
Oh, we will.

00:39:07.965 --> 00:39:12.041
Oh my God, bro, that was absolutely great.

00:39:12.041 --> 00:39:16.701
That's iconic right there of the TID show that's going to make the top 100.

00:39:18.096 --> 00:39:18.858
Speaking of 100,.

00:39:18.858 --> 00:39:21.858
What do you guys want to do for this?

00:39:21.878 --> 00:39:23.262
This is kind of a big thing.

00:39:23.262 --> 00:39:27.362
No, it is a huge thing for us because we're still here doing it Right.

00:39:29.726 --> 00:39:31.757
We seem to be gaining some steam lately.

00:39:32.481 --> 00:39:33.023
Good pods.

00:39:33.023 --> 00:39:33.958
Good pods loves us.

00:39:33.958 --> 00:39:36.144
What's our stats this week, Pat?

00:39:38.137 --> 00:39:39.059
I sent them to you guys.

00:39:39.059 --> 00:39:40.445
Let me double check.

00:39:42.076 --> 00:39:42.980
Can we get those up on?

00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:45.063
fancy screen.

00:39:45.063 --> 00:39:46.722
I actually can do that for you, Kevin.

00:39:47.016 --> 00:39:47.759
Is that Gmail?

00:39:47.759 --> 00:39:48.382
What do we got there?

00:39:48.382 --> 00:39:52.840
Good Gmail, that shit.

00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:54.184
What do you do there?

00:39:54.184 --> 00:39:57.842
Dude, if it's cut and paste, I could do it.

00:39:57.842 --> 00:40:00.260
I just learned that last week.

00:40:01.744 --> 00:40:05.644
What I'm fairly certain he would not be able to put off a cut and paste right now.

00:40:06.014 --> 00:40:08.164
Oh dude, ali showed me last week how to cut and paste.

00:40:08.164 --> 00:40:09.360
I'm totally fine with that.

00:40:11.079 --> 00:40:12.804
Like with a scissors and a paste stick.

00:40:13.034 --> 00:40:14.376
You got to hold that shit down.

00:40:14.376 --> 00:40:18.822
And then it asks you copy, yep, we got to right click.

00:40:18.822 --> 00:40:23.929
And then you go to where you want to go and you hold it down again and it says paste.

00:40:23.929 --> 00:40:25.130
And you're like yep.

00:40:25.130 --> 00:40:32.125
And then boom, it's done, sent from there to there, like that.

00:40:32.125 --> 00:40:33.166
It's amazing.

00:40:33.166 --> 00:40:35.476
What is he talking about?

00:40:35.476 --> 00:40:38.344
If anyone wants to call in the hotline, so we don't have to listen to this nonsense anymore.

00:40:38.364 --> 00:40:39.005
That'd be great.

00:40:39.094 --> 00:40:40.179
What is he talking about?

00:40:40.179 --> 00:40:41.099
Cutting and pasting, bro?

00:40:41.375 --> 00:40:42.496
Someone please call.

00:40:44.500 --> 00:40:45.101
Cut paste.

00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:46.001
Please call.

00:40:46.001 --> 00:40:47.184
Oh, here's our leaderboards.

00:40:47.184 --> 00:40:47.503
Here we go.

00:40:47.503 --> 00:40:48.184
I can share this.

00:40:48.184 --> 00:40:51.610
Oh, we're number nine, dude.

00:40:51.610 --> 00:40:57.668
We went from like 69 to number 19 in the top 100 comedy interviews monthly chart.

00:40:58.349 --> 00:40:59.230
Dude, that's like 50.

00:40:59.230 --> 00:41:02.012
In the top 100 comedy interviews, monthly chart.

00:41:02.032 --> 00:41:02.679
Dude, that's like 50.

00:41:02.699 --> 00:41:04.574
Until they see this Ben interview.

00:41:04.574 --> 00:41:05.518
Oh my God bro.

00:41:08.197 --> 00:41:09.440
Absolutely awful no it wasn't.

00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:10.443
I wouldn't say awful man.

00:41:10.483 --> 00:41:11.826
It's not Ben's fault.

00:41:12.067 --> 00:41:12.588
So there we go.

00:41:12.855 --> 00:41:19.418
So if you're looking at the oh, all right, you can see that, but I'm going to do it from the website.

00:41:19.418 --> 00:41:24.483
So right now we're at number one, number six in top 100.

00:41:24.483 --> 00:41:35.385
Indie politics monthly chart Hoo-yah, number seven in the top 100 indie comedy interviews, monthly chart Number seven Kaboom Nice and we're in wait.

00:41:35.385 --> 00:41:36.394
A minute Comedy interviews Indie improv.

00:41:36.394 --> 00:41:39.465
Number 19 in the top 100 comedy interviews.

00:41:39.465 --> 00:41:41.815
Monthly chart Number 10?

00:41:41.815 --> 00:41:41.815
.

00:41:41.815 --> 00:41:43.498
Oh dude we went from 19 to 7.

00:41:46.041 --> 00:41:48.365
Oh yeah, look at that, Look at that Nice.

00:41:48.445 --> 00:41:49.327
Then we were number 10.

00:41:49.327 --> 00:41:50.349
Dude, we're in the top 10.

00:41:51.257 --> 00:41:54.724
And then it's so funny because we haven't interviewed anybody.

00:41:54.884 --> 00:41:56.639
Yeah, we interviewed Charlie Thompson.

00:41:57.434 --> 00:41:59.079
We're number 21 in the top 100.

00:41:59.179 --> 00:41:59.501
Improv.

00:41:59.501 --> 00:41:59.983
I'm just saying.

00:41:59.983 --> 00:42:02.927
There's no like Backup interview, by the way.

00:42:03.516 --> 00:42:10.585
Charlie, if you're watching this, your fucking Twitter Fucking takes suck and you're a real Fucking bitch, I gotta tell you.

00:42:10.585 --> 00:42:13.101
I said you You're kind of backtracking On a lot of shit.

00:42:13.101 --> 00:42:15.981
You said buddy Kenny Powers, I'm not a big fan right now.

00:42:16.556 --> 00:42:16.777
Really.

00:42:16.797 --> 00:42:17.498
Not a big fan right now, really.

00:42:17.498 --> 00:42:18.320
Yeah, I got to hold back.

00:42:18.320 --> 00:42:20.746
I've challenged him on a couple of things, so what happened?

00:42:21.135 --> 00:42:24.706
Yeah, like dude, halfway through that thing I looked at you.

00:42:25.956 --> 00:42:30.563
He's another one of these fucking guys, another fucking Demarat who's fucking.

00:42:30.563 --> 00:42:38.909
Oh, joe Biden's great, but fuck Trump, like dude, really, just fucking, just call it down the middle, like you said.

00:42:38.909 --> 00:42:43.800
Yeah, if you were so down the fucking middle, but no, this is everything you know.

00:42:43.800 --> 00:42:47.885
I just, I can't be bothered, just can't be bothered.

00:42:47.885 --> 00:42:49.681
Everything the Democrats do is right.

00:42:49.681 --> 00:42:51.260
Everything the Republicans do is wrong.

00:42:51.260 --> 00:42:52.384
That's the way it's always going to be.

00:42:52.384 --> 00:42:56.025
Oh, the Republicans shot down the bill to build the border wall.

00:43:00.954 --> 00:43:02.101
Yeah, cocksucker, because they wanted a fucking trillion.

00:43:02.101 --> 00:43:04.431
They wanted 61 million or whatever 61 billion to go to Ukraine.

00:43:04.431 --> 00:43:05.074
So how do you put that?

00:43:05.074 --> 00:43:05.637
That's what I'm saying.

00:43:05.637 --> 00:43:05.938
How do you?

00:43:05.958 --> 00:43:08.226
put that even into the, but that's what I'm saying.

00:43:08.226 --> 00:43:13.742
It's just another fucking typical fucking guy who wants to fucking spin bullshit.

00:43:13.742 --> 00:43:15.581
It's very disappointing.

00:43:15.581 --> 00:43:18.166
I had high hopes and now fuck that guy.

00:43:18.489 --> 00:43:21.996
Ben, you were kind of fake gold Like.

00:43:21.996 --> 00:43:23.903
I mean, you're like glitter gold.

00:43:23.903 --> 00:43:28.224
I don't know about solid gold, but glitter gold, yeah, I'll give you glitter gold.

00:43:29.518 --> 00:43:31.376
I would go as far as to say gold plated.

00:43:31.376 --> 00:43:34.998
You are gold plated Something, gold leaf.

00:43:35.300 --> 00:43:36.141
Yeah, just not good.

00:43:36.202 --> 00:43:42.400
Hey, that gold leaf is pretty good stuff, yeah, but then good, hey, that gold leaf is pretty good stuff, yeah, but then I mean-.

00:43:42.619 --> 00:43:43.242
Serves a purpose.

00:43:43.242 --> 00:43:46.081
Another thing, too you can go to our website.

00:43:46.081 --> 00:43:47.726
What's our website, pat?

00:43:47.726 --> 00:43:50.623
Wwwthetakeadeepshowcom.

00:43:50.623 --> 00:43:58.266
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00:44:13.547 --> 00:44:15.422
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We're funny, we're immature, we are, we are pretty fucking funny.

00:44:33.335 --> 00:44:34.501
Somewhat unacceptable.

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Most of the time.

00:44:35.398 --> 00:44:40.264
but Listen, you wouldn't be number seven on the improv list if you're not funny, that's true.

00:44:40.264 --> 00:44:42.742
That's out of 4.2 million bitches.

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00:45:10.574 --> 00:45:13.304
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00:45:13.436 --> 00:45:17.277
I wanna see a couple reviews where you say fuck those guys, I wanna see that shit.

00:45:17.277 --> 00:45:17.918
Yeah, we got a hundred coming in.

00:45:17.938 --> 00:45:18.818
Because you want to know why.

00:45:18.818 --> 00:45:22.063
Because we will fuck you Some way.

00:45:22.423 --> 00:45:24.427
Wow, whoa.

00:45:24.467 --> 00:45:26.570
Some way, somehow In a good way, in a good way.

00:45:26.795 --> 00:45:28.621
So we got a hundred episodes coming up.

00:45:28.621 --> 00:45:29.403
That was strong.

00:45:29.463 --> 00:45:29.965
You know what?

00:45:29.965 --> 00:45:31.217
We're going to be fucking some people.

00:45:31.438 --> 00:45:33.742
Fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a good idea.

00:45:38.838 --> 00:45:39.639
That's not a good idea.

00:45:39.639 --> 00:45:41.764
Kevin's fucking bank story Not a good idea.

00:45:41.764 --> 00:45:43.068
We're fucking people.

00:45:48.931 --> 00:45:49.894
That's a good idea.

00:45:49.894 --> 00:45:52.382
Our first subscriber gets a pair of vibrating panties.

00:45:52.382 --> 00:46:02.469
And they weren't worn, autographed by number one fan Ben.

00:46:02.469 --> 00:46:06.411
The son-in-law.

00:46:06.411 --> 00:46:13.146
You're not fucking my mother-in-law, ben.

00:46:13.146 --> 00:46:15.929
Can you share a picture, perhaps before you say that we're going to get you?

00:46:16.675 --> 00:46:25.389
Anybody who signs up to our website, we're going to get you the first version, first release of the Son-in-Laws.

00:46:25.389 --> 00:46:28.561
Okay, and those are vibrating panties.

00:46:28.954 --> 00:46:34.858
Maybe a nice candid photo and it's got a photo of Ben on the front, a nice black and white Yep.

00:46:36.063 --> 00:46:42.965
Something classy, something classy, everybody's going to love it.

00:46:42.965 --> 00:46:44.746
It I mean not straight porn Like little boudoir.

00:46:45.577 --> 00:46:46.541
Yeah, like the French stuff.

00:46:48.201 --> 00:46:50.380
A little noir, pinot noir.

00:46:54.005 --> 00:46:54.588
That's great.

00:46:54.588 --> 00:47:03.295
So, once again, go to our website, follow us on Spotify, follow us on Apple Podcasts, google, amazon.

00:47:03.295 --> 00:47:04.514
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00:47:04.514 --> 00:47:12.045
Very simple, how you do this You're gonna subscribe, you're gonna share, you're gonna write a review you're gonna tell your fucking friends about it.

00:47:12.045 --> 00:47:16.045
You're all gonna be part of the fucking TID Nation that we're gonna start.

00:47:16.045 --> 00:47:18.500
We're gonna be a fucking household name A few years down the road.

00:47:18.500 --> 00:47:20.119
I don't care.

00:47:20.119 --> 00:47:25.342
Kevin, Baby boy, Remember we were talking about this earlier today.

00:47:25.574 --> 00:47:30.559
Dude, I'm not baby boy, that's right, we said Matty's going to be baby boy.

00:47:30.619 --> 00:47:31.824
No, no, he's not.

00:47:31.824 --> 00:47:33.217
No, he's not.

00:47:33.237 --> 00:47:35.340
Hey baby boy, yes, you are no.

00:47:35.340 --> 00:47:36.681
Oh, you're going to like it.

00:47:37.182 --> 00:47:38.344
You're going to like what daddy does.

00:47:38.344 --> 00:47:39.987
Get over here, baby boy.

00:47:40.086 --> 00:47:41.369
Are we going to let the boy watch?

00:47:41.369 --> 00:47:46.391
Oh, we're going to take the hood off.

00:47:46.391 --> 00:47:47.516
Yeah, what?

00:47:48.798 --> 00:47:51.726
Consider this my official resignation from the TID show.

00:47:55.121 --> 00:47:59.057
Boy watch, You're going to take what off the hood.

00:47:59.659 --> 00:48:01.543
I think there's only one man with a hood at this table.

00:48:01.543 --> 00:48:02.266
We know who it is.

00:48:08.429 --> 00:48:11.038
Wow, don't show your fucking shit.

00:48:12.360 --> 00:48:23.182
You brought it up, you brought it up and here we go I didn't bring it up.

00:48:24.184 --> 00:48:28.030
I didn't bring it up either, but you alluded to it Whatever.

00:48:28.030 --> 00:48:34.413
You said it.

00:48:34.413 --> 00:48:38.378
Oh my God, Are we going to talk about actually something in?

00:48:38.398 --> 00:48:39.059
this episode.

00:48:39.059 --> 00:48:46.608
I love that sound bite.

00:48:46.909 --> 00:48:48.230
Why is it always at me?

00:48:48.230 --> 00:48:53.199
Like, come on man, like it's always at me.

00:48:53.981 --> 00:48:55.925
Hey, Ben, my mother-in-law is fucking dead.

00:48:55.925 --> 00:48:58.550
Her ashes are in my curio cabinet in my dining room.

00:49:00.355 --> 00:49:01.338
If you want it, take a shot.

00:49:01.338 --> 00:49:03.556
Wow, next to your dog's balls.

00:49:03.878 --> 00:49:05.978
Yes, that's exactly where they belong.

00:49:06.681 --> 00:49:10.262
I think what we were supposed to talk about 40 minutes ago just kind of hit me.

00:49:10.635 --> 00:49:14.719
My mother-in-law dog dog's balls, two cats.

00:49:16.344 --> 00:49:16.605
Huh.

00:49:16.965 --> 00:49:17.347
One cup.

00:49:20.416 --> 00:49:21.297
We can make it a thing.

00:49:21.297 --> 00:49:23.842
We can make it a thing, we can make it a thing.

00:49:24.202 --> 00:49:24.844
And dog poop.

00:49:24.844 --> 00:49:28.469
It's awful, absolutely awful.

00:49:30.335 --> 00:49:32.420
Ben's going to dry bang my mother-in-law's urn.

00:49:32.420 --> 00:49:33.384
It's fucking terrible.

00:49:33.384 --> 00:49:34.266
I can't believe he said that.

00:49:34.266 --> 00:49:34.907
Whoa, whoa.

00:49:36.157 --> 00:49:38.260
He said what Whoa, whoa?

00:49:38.260 --> 00:49:41.804
That's the first time I've ever heard dry banging around.

00:49:43.615 --> 00:49:45.081
Well, welcome to TID Show Kev.

00:49:45.081 --> 00:49:47.121
I'll send you an email on Gmail.

00:49:47.121 --> 00:49:49.940
We'll get that out there, Don't?

00:49:49.960 --> 00:49:50.664
complain, Matt.

00:49:50.664 --> 00:49:52.101
No one's eager to bang your mail.

00:49:53.175 --> 00:49:57.681
What happened to F Mother-in-law, like there's E and G, what happened to F, bro?

00:49:59.798 --> 00:50:00.201
I love that.

00:50:00.655 --> 00:50:01.739
Can we start F mail?

00:50:01.739 --> 00:50:02.222
You know what?

00:50:02.222 --> 00:50:05.001
I love, can the TID show start F mail.

00:50:05.001 --> 00:50:05.864
What's F mail?

00:50:05.864 --> 00:50:08.717
I don't know Like, because it's not out there.

00:50:08.717 --> 00:50:09.920
Can we start F mail?

00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:11.922
Wow, like, fuck you mail.

00:50:11.922 --> 00:50:14.447
F mail, boom Idea.

00:50:14.447 --> 00:50:16.250
Copyright.

00:50:17.835 --> 00:50:19.878
You're never going to be able to Can Copyright.

00:50:19.898 --> 00:50:21.481
You're never going to be able to.

00:50:21.481 --> 00:50:21.943
Can you call copyright?

00:50:21.963 --> 00:50:22.123
No dude.

00:50:22.123 --> 00:50:24.628
First of all, everybody's going to be it's not like shotgun.

00:50:24.628 --> 00:50:27.112
No, everybody's going to be too sensitive Copyright.

00:50:27.112 --> 00:50:28.722
Too sensitive because it's called fuck you mail.

00:50:30.195 --> 00:50:31.257
But the F mail?

00:50:31.257 --> 00:50:33.202
Can we fucking domain that shit?

00:50:33.202 --> 00:50:34.706
What do you got to do, man, F mail.

00:50:35.675 --> 00:50:39.019
So instead of Gmail, we want to make yeah, dude.

00:50:40.103 --> 00:50:40.364
Do it.

00:50:41.536 --> 00:50:44.802
So do we have to make a search engine Like an Fmail search engine?

00:50:45.797 --> 00:50:46.760
No, I can get it on our.

00:50:46.760 --> 00:50:49.818
Was it Iono's?

00:50:49.960 --> 00:50:51.204
thing that we have for our website.

00:50:51.204 --> 00:50:54.161
Seriously, how is that not a thing already, fmail I?

00:50:55.244 --> 00:50:55.545
don't know.

00:50:55.545 --> 00:50:57.148
It's not a bad idea, it's fucking brilliant.

00:50:57.148 --> 00:50:59.740
I can create our email for free.

00:50:59.760 --> 00:51:00.684
Do you know what F-mail is?

00:51:00.684 --> 00:51:01.786
Like the fucking paperclip.

00:51:06.860 --> 00:51:08.648
Fucking brilliant, but no one's going to ever patent it.

00:51:08.648 --> 00:51:08.889
What?

00:51:10.782 --> 00:51:11.925
Pretty sure that paperclip's patent.

00:51:11.925 --> 00:51:12.628
How is it patented, dude?

00:51:12.628 --> 00:51:14.489
It's a fucking bent piece of metal, precisely.

00:51:14.489 --> 00:51:17.137
Yeah, I know that's kind of how they did it, but anyway, fuck it.

00:51:17.137 --> 00:51:19.981
Whatever man Like, fucking F-mail, make it happen.

00:51:21.563 --> 00:51:21.844
How come?

00:51:21.844 --> 00:51:24.188
I got a feeling we're going to be talking about this off-air quite a bit.

00:51:25.128 --> 00:51:25.510
What do you mean?

00:51:27.835 --> 00:51:30.798
There's a patent on fucking paperclips.

00:51:30.798 --> 00:51:32.599
Stop with the paperclips, go F-mail.

00:51:32.780 --> 00:51:33.161
F-mail.

00:51:33.161 --> 00:51:34.722
Oh, jump on your phone.

00:51:34.983 --> 00:51:35.704
Hey, Fook you.

00:51:35.963 --> 00:51:36.623
Go to the patent.

00:51:38.306 --> 00:51:39.246
F-mail F-mail.

00:51:39.788 --> 00:51:43.731
Go to the patent department and see if we can patent F-mail.

00:51:46.429 --> 00:51:46.731
And paperclips.

00:51:49.838 --> 00:51:50.480
Dude, I'm an idea guy.

00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:52.143
Oh, so you don't do anything to follow up?

00:51:52.143 --> 00:51:52.884
Is what you're saying?

00:51:53.023 --> 00:51:55.809
No, that's the whole point of idea guy.

00:51:57.034 --> 00:51:57.396
See, ben's got it.

00:51:57.396 --> 00:51:58.202
He told us to have another drink.

00:51:58.202 --> 00:52:01.007
He knows where we're at with this.

00:52:01.007 --> 00:52:01.748
Come on, ben, idea guy.

00:52:01.748 --> 00:52:02.148
See ben's got it.

00:52:02.168 --> 00:52:03.548
He told all seven other drink he knows where we're at with this.

00:52:03.570 --> 00:52:03.989
Come on ben, come on.

00:52:03.989 --> 00:52:16.251
So, anyways, what we were supposed to talk about when we opened the show with the awful interview with ben and I will have another drink is so, when we got drunk today, kevin and I listened to some music today.

00:52:16.251 --> 00:52:23.998
Old buddy of mine who I used to manage, who was a rapper Right and listens to some of the stuff Kevin really liked a lot of his stuff, yeah Right.

00:52:24.259 --> 00:52:25.242
Dude, I liked everything.

00:52:25.956 --> 00:52:31.282
He had really good stuff, and that's what we opened with tonight Was that Mr Hendrix went from.

00:52:31.282 --> 00:52:34.643
His name was Chris Dahl, but his real name was Chris Maskey.

00:52:34.643 --> 00:52:38.219
Christopher James is the name we wanted to go with.

00:52:38.260 --> 00:52:38.780
What was his last?

00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:41.567
name Maskey, let me ask you Christopher James is better.

00:52:41.567 --> 00:52:53.076
Yeah, we were like, go with your birth name, because he was going with Cristal and I was like, eh, so we got him on tour with Wu-Tang and he decided not to do anything thereafter, and then we were listening, did.

00:52:53.195 --> 00:52:54.199
ODB turn him off?

00:52:55.644 --> 00:53:00.976
No, so it's been.

00:53:00.996 --> 00:53:02.201
I don't know Pat sidestepped that.

00:53:02.221 --> 00:53:10.250
There's more of a story there not at all all of his movies they loved they should.

00:53:10.291 --> 00:53:13.063
Honestly, it's fucking top notch.

00:53:13.063 --> 00:53:14.235
It's legitimate.

00:53:14.235 --> 00:53:20.443
So, out of the blue, we're up to five viewers play something, so this is where I'm going to go.

00:53:20.420 --> 00:53:21.050
I'm going to share it on YouTube.

00:53:21.050 --> 00:53:22.400
So, out of the blue, not for nothing, we're up to five viewers Play something, so this is where we go.

00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:24.403
All right, so I'm going to share it on YouTube.

00:53:24.403 --> 00:53:29.581
You guys are going to take a look at the video and I'm not sharing the screen anymore.

00:53:30.115 --> 00:53:31.478
Pay no attention to Pat Shorts.

00:53:32.981 --> 00:53:33.322
Shut up.

00:53:40.639 --> 00:53:44.213
Like honestly like, why is this guy not a dang man?

00:53:46.780 --> 00:53:50.862
If he wanted to do it, he could do it Like this is totally legit.

00:53:52.255 --> 00:53:53.519
So this is a video that we shot.

00:53:53.519 --> 00:53:59.302
It's called Dear Dad, and I mean there it is.

00:53:59.302 --> 00:54:02.603
Let me just share this.

00:54:03.646 --> 00:54:08.123
Hey Pop, I wrote this letter.

00:54:08.123 --> 00:54:11.974
You know there's no rabbit.

00:54:11.974 --> 00:54:12.574
You know what I'm saying.

00:54:13.739 --> 00:54:15.664
This is going back like 12 years ago.

00:54:17.842 --> 00:54:18.364
Nice, it's on.

00:54:30.284 --> 00:54:31.806
Yeah, like 12 years ago.

00:54:31.826 --> 00:54:33.347
Nice song yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:33.347 --> 00:54:34.027
So how this?

00:54:34.027 --> 00:54:37.150
Well, I'm just going to let me just give the background to this real quick.

00:54:38.010 --> 00:54:39.112
So let it play first.

00:54:39.454 --> 00:54:40.458
I'm just going to stop it real quick.

00:54:40.458 --> 00:54:44.146
So what happened was I ended up managing.

00:54:44.146 --> 00:54:50.679
Chris found out that his father committed suicide when he was five years old, never got to meet him, ran out on his mom blah, blah, blah.

00:54:50.679 --> 00:55:00.000
So he wanted to find where his dad was buried, and he knew the cemetery but didn't know exactly where he was.

00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:05.297
So I found his father's burial site and we decided to shoot a video that day.

00:55:05.297 --> 00:55:07.445
So that's where you get with this.

00:55:08.567 --> 00:55:11.289
She called cancer real bad.

00:55:11.289 --> 00:55:15.432
She used to bleed from the mouth and this shit is real hard to even read it out loud.

00:55:15.432 --> 00:55:31.362
So I be getting kinda deep what I be speaking about.

00:55:31.362 --> 00:55:32.949
It's real, dear dad.

00:55:32.949 --> 00:55:34.072
It's me trying to holler at you.

00:55:34.072 --> 00:55:39.248
I wrote this letter for you and I signed it at the bottom of the page To seal it.

00:55:39.248 --> 00:55:42.005
Yours with pain, your one and only son, christopher James.

00:55:42.005 --> 00:55:42.967
Dear dad.

00:55:42.967 --> 00:55:45.251
Dear dad, it's me trying to holler at.

00:55:45.251 --> 00:55:49.199
I wrote this letter for you and I signed it at the bottom of the page.

00:55:49.199 --> 00:55:50.690
Sincerely yours, would you please.

00:55:50.690 --> 00:55:52.693
Your one and only son, christopher James.

00:55:52.693 --> 00:55:54.952
Dear dad, second part of this letter.

00:55:55.032 --> 00:55:59.576
I'll apologize, cause I've been bashing your name in all kind of rhymes, all kind of lines.

00:55:59.576 --> 00:56:02.494
I used to shit on your name to get the pain out.

00:56:02.494 --> 00:56:04.155
I would've pitched on your grave.

00:56:04.155 --> 00:56:10.641
But when I look down and seen that the name Was the same as I had and you was my dad, my bad If I played you out.

00:56:10.641 --> 00:56:12.869
But you hurt me, believe me, you ain't love me.

00:56:12.869 --> 00:56:14.597
You was fucked me, you deserted me.

00:56:14.597 --> 00:56:18.981
See, even when I try and be nice, I can't, cause you get me so damn mad.

00:56:18.981 --> 00:56:30.219
I can't backtrack or rewind time, but I would, if I could, so you could see my mom and all the struggle that she had Just to raise me right, dedicated to life Every day and every night.

00:56:30.219 --> 00:56:30.684
It's real.

00:56:30.684 --> 00:56:33.150
I feel bad for ya, but I wrote this song.

00:56:33.170 --> 00:56:33.873
Oh, is that, mr Hendrix?

00:56:35.967 --> 00:56:37.552
No, no, play the update now.

00:56:38.134 --> 00:56:39.797
Oh okay, oh, the remix one yeah.

00:56:41.288 --> 00:56:52.431
So you sent me, dude, that you got a flavor for this Like that shit was fucking on point.

00:56:52.431 --> 00:56:53.179
Like should be top of the charts.

00:56:53.179 --> 00:56:53.804
Man, that's 13 years old.

00:56:53.804 --> 00:56:55.090
That's 13 years ago.

00:56:55.090 --> 00:56:56.690
That's 13 years ago.

00:56:56.690 --> 00:56:59.532
That shit would play today in a second Right.

00:56:59.873 --> 00:57:01.336
Now listen, so check this out.

00:57:01.336 --> 00:57:05.534
So he sent me a message the other day.

00:57:05.534 --> 00:57:07.458
We talk here and there Love the kid to death.

00:57:07.458 --> 00:57:08.581
Great His stories.

00:57:08.581 --> 00:57:17.101
I even said I remember saying when I met him his story was like the behind the scenes VH1 behind the scenes, like the music story behind the person.

00:57:17.262 --> 00:57:17.405
Yeah.

00:57:17.865 --> 00:57:18.951
He had like the perfect story.

00:57:18.951 --> 00:57:20.369
His mother died of mouth cancer.

00:57:20.389 --> 00:57:22.768
Yeah, dude Like yeah, he ended up becoming an alcoholic.

00:57:23.309 --> 00:57:30.789
I met him, started managing him and within three months we're on tour with Wu-Tang Clan and D-Block Within three months.

00:57:30.789 --> 00:57:38.472
And then I don't know if everything got to him where he decided he didn't want to do it anymore, but he added the blue.

00:57:38.672 --> 00:57:39.556
He Dave Chappelle'd.

00:57:39.556 --> 00:57:41.313
Yeah pretty much.

00:57:41.313 --> 00:57:41.856
I don't blame him.

00:57:42.045 --> 00:57:43.610
That's actually a great fucking.

00:57:43.610 --> 00:57:44.293
I don't blame him.

00:57:45.284 --> 00:57:47.128
And here's the remake or re.

00:57:47.128 --> 00:57:50.474
Well, it's a big reality.

00:57:50.494 --> 00:57:53.440
Yeah, bro Fuck yeah, dude, that's how I can't run.

00:57:54.226 --> 00:57:56.213
This is the remake that he sent me.

00:57:59.925 --> 00:58:01.070
Fucking awesome man.

00:58:01.070 --> 00:58:08.811
Dear dad, I wrote this letter and I hope that it gets here, but I ain't had no address that I can send it to cause.

00:58:08.811 --> 00:58:14.235
You ain't alive, but I want you to hear it, so I transform these words of mine and the lyrics.

00:58:14.235 --> 00:58:16.693
First off, let me start out by saying hello.

00:58:16.693 --> 00:58:19.795
A lot of things changed since the last time that I wrote.

00:58:20.204 --> 00:58:25.628
I don't know if you're a ghost or if you're able to float or if I'm talking to myself while I be reading this note.

00:58:25.628 --> 00:58:33.295
Either way, I still need you to know that your only son survived like a leaf in the cold Knee, deep in the snow, all alone.

00:58:33.295 --> 00:58:37.697
It was me as I roamed and came back with a wife and two kids and a home.

00:58:37.697 --> 00:58:42.340
Guess I'll never have to go back to sleeping alone, but the damage was already done.

00:58:42.340 --> 00:58:44.021
Dad, you took a piece of my soul.

00:58:44.021 --> 00:58:49.666
Sometimes it's hard not to cry.

00:58:49.666 --> 00:58:50.168
Was you drunk?

00:58:50.168 --> 00:58:51.650
Was you high when you were ready to die?

00:58:51.650 --> 00:58:52.192
Why, dear dad, it's me.

00:58:52.192 --> 00:58:52.914
I'm trying to holla at you.

00:58:52.914 --> 00:58:56.891
I wrote this letter for you and I signed it at the bottom of the page.

00:58:56.891 --> 00:59:01.465
Sincerely yours and I'm still in pain your one and only son, christopher james.

00:59:01.865 --> 00:59:10.980
dear dad, it's me, I mean, yeah, fucking like I was it's, I still it's chills.

00:59:11.286 --> 00:59:17.188
It's like dude should be on a label somewhere Like let's get this guy Chris, chris, literally took.

00:59:17.228 --> 00:59:22.376
This stuff is not top of the charts compared to the bullshit garbage that's out there right now.

00:59:22.396 --> 00:59:26.505
Crap, yeah right I was a mumble rap, fucking shit.

00:59:27.367 --> 00:59:37.210
I had to go to this fucking, ridiculous fucking softball tournament two hours away yesterday and I'm listening to the radio in a car and I turn around to my wife.

00:59:37.210 --> 00:59:46.038
I was listening to the 80s station and I said you know, this fucking guy, the guys in the 80s, you don't get music like that anymore.

00:59:46.038 --> 00:59:48.192
People are writing personal stuff.

00:59:48.925 --> 00:59:49.949
That's what brings it back.

00:59:49.949 --> 00:59:53.454
Remember the one we had with the Duke Kinetics, the 845?

00:59:53.454 --> 00:59:57.373
Oh yeah, and if anybody's heard that, I'll play that.

00:59:57.373 --> 01:00:00.724
Right now You're not getting music like that.

01:00:00.744 --> 01:00:02.090
Oh, by the way, happy birthday Bubba.

01:00:02.110 --> 01:00:03.849
Joe Bubba, joe, happy birthday.

01:00:04.030 --> 01:00:05.614
Yes, Happy birthday brother.

01:00:05.614 --> 01:00:10.570
Way to rush that in there?

01:00:10.670 --> 01:00:15.713
Yeah, because I saw it's Bubba Joe on this and I was like, oh, it's his birthday today, so I want to give a shout out.

01:00:15.954 --> 01:00:16.576
Is he watching?

01:00:16.795 --> 01:00:17.717
I don't know, I don't think so.

01:00:17.717 --> 01:00:19.871
No, I hope he's partying for his birthday.

01:00:19.871 --> 01:00:21.929
But no, we got you Joe.

01:00:22.371 --> 01:00:22.934
This is Chris.

01:00:22.934 --> 01:00:30.940
Chris, in this one we did with Kinetics, and Kinetics is the one who wrote.

01:00:30.960 --> 01:00:31.525
The hook to the song BOB.

01:00:31.525 --> 01:00:32.271
I love this song.

01:00:32.291 --> 01:00:33.105
I see them airplanes and the night skies.

01:00:33.105 --> 01:00:34.771
You know that song.

01:00:34.952 --> 01:00:35.132
Yes.

01:00:36.512 --> 01:00:37.054
Kinetics on.

01:00:37.054 --> 01:00:42.896
This is the one who wrote that and this is like old school rap.

01:00:45.471 --> 01:00:47.114
And this is you own it right.

01:00:47.695 --> 01:00:51.835
Kinetics yeah.

01:00:55.614 --> 01:00:56.155
Dutchess Mall.

01:01:03.179 --> 01:01:04.780
Dutchess Mall 845.

01:01:04.780 --> 01:01:06.161
Get busy, let me see your hands.

01:01:06.161 --> 01:01:08.081
If you're really repping, check it out.

01:01:08.081 --> 01:01:13.061
Get you on a train Upstate New York when I lay my head to rest and yes, we blow plenty of tricks.

01:01:13.061 --> 01:01:16.273
But I miss my past Like a bear or sea Word.

01:01:16.273 --> 01:01:18.302
Now let me tell you about the birds.

01:01:18.302 --> 01:01:22.012
Upstate we got bitches Some real dimes did That'll leave.

01:01:22.012 --> 01:01:23.891
Come back and suck like Shadi.

01:01:23.891 --> 01:01:26.170
You could ride Hit or stay Broken, vest Only Like I did.

01:01:26.170 --> 01:01:27.438
You could ride kid or stay broken vexed.

01:01:27.438 --> 01:01:28.744
Only hundreds in your pockets and long cigarettes.

01:01:28.865 --> 01:01:30.637
Man, I get respect from what I did.

01:01:30.637 --> 01:01:31.222
Take a look y'all.

01:01:31.222 --> 01:01:34.065
Y'all ain't really make no hits Flat football.

01:01:34.065 --> 01:01:38.923
I took your back how I murdered a boombox and I swear back then I had me feelin' like Tupac.

01:01:38.923 --> 01:01:42.623
If you from upstate, Then you got a shoebox full of my tapes.

01:01:42.623 --> 01:02:01.322
You should play them like a jukebox.

01:02:01.342 --> 01:02:01.862
Come on.

01:02:01.862 --> 01:02:04.670
It's fucking awesome.

01:02:04.869 --> 01:02:05.452
Yeah, dude.

01:02:05.452 --> 01:02:17.251
So I mean always, I always look to Some way, somehow Like just support somebody and I mean If he's ever looking To get back into it, I would love man, like I would love it.

01:02:17.251 --> 01:02:21.677
It's my buddy, chris Maskey, like AKA Chris Style, aka Young, get it Done.

01:02:21.677 --> 01:02:22.425
It's weird to say.

01:02:22.425 --> 01:02:24.025
That was my favorite nickname With him.

01:02:24.025 --> 01:02:24.927
It's weird to say.

01:02:24.967 --> 01:02:25.769
Young get it done.

01:02:25.769 --> 01:02:29.771
Young get it done, like get back into it Like he should be into it he's in it?

01:02:29.891 --> 01:02:30.494
I know he's in it.

01:02:30.585 --> 01:02:34.134
Like with that man, like he's like there's something there.

01:02:35.525 --> 01:02:43.813
So I'm going to release the video on our fucking website and promote it, yeah, and see what it does Like dude, he's got it.

01:02:43.813 --> 01:02:49.199
Yeah, he was a fucking animal.

01:02:49.199 --> 01:02:51.221
Animal In the studio.

01:02:51.221 --> 01:02:57.932
Yeah, like he would Shit my buddy Aubrey would have, I don't know, four or five beats.

01:02:58.172 --> 01:02:58.974
Not this fucking guy.

01:02:58.974 --> 01:02:59.436
No, no, no.

01:03:00.469 --> 01:03:00.829
What's Gmail?

01:03:00.829 --> 01:03:06.108
He would probably have four or five beats for him right and he would show up.

01:03:06.108 --> 01:03:17.547
And just riff yeah four or five beats for him, right, and he would show up and just riff and within I don't know hour or two he would have songs for those five beats like this Like you got to.

01:03:17.547 --> 01:03:19.251
He had a talent that was beyond.

01:03:19.251 --> 01:03:20.193
Still has it.

01:03:20.335 --> 01:03:21.117
Yeah, no doubt.

01:03:21.117 --> 01:03:30.253
I'm telling you right now, straight out, that music would hit so hard today because nobody does it anymore that old school, like that old school, new York vibe.

01:03:30.545 --> 01:03:33.257
You know what I'm talking about, especially with the 8451.

01:03:33.257 --> 01:03:33.882
That could be a fucking.

01:03:33.902 --> 01:03:34.344
You know what though?

01:03:35.266 --> 01:03:35.929
That could be a.

01:03:35.929 --> 01:03:37.887
What's the word?

01:03:37.887 --> 01:03:39.231
I'm looking for Shit.

01:03:39.231 --> 01:03:43.929
What's the word I'm looking for?

01:03:44.110 --> 01:03:44.411
I don't know.

01:03:44.411 --> 01:03:46.231
He doesn't know what Gmail is.

01:03:46.231 --> 01:03:47.748
He has no idea what word you're looking for.

01:03:47.748 --> 01:03:49.090
What's the word?

01:03:49.110 --> 01:03:50.152
I'm looking for.

01:03:50.152 --> 01:03:50.452
I don't know.

01:03:50.452 --> 01:03:51.615
He doesn't know what Gmail is.

01:03:51.615 --> 01:03:53.739
He has no idea what word you're looking for.

01:03:53.739 --> 01:03:55.103
What's that Word?

01:03:55.103 --> 01:03:56.389
What happened to F?

01:03:59.246 --> 01:04:00.088
I'm sending you an F mail.

01:04:00.088 --> 01:04:01.032
You said F mail.

01:04:01.032 --> 01:04:01.934
We lost two viewers.

01:04:07.246 --> 01:04:08.291
No but it's.

01:04:08.291 --> 01:04:10.653
I wish he stuck with it.

01:04:10.653 --> 01:04:14.585
I still think, to this very fucking day he would end up being one of the best all time.

01:04:14.925 --> 01:04:16.490
If he wanted to do it, he could do it tomorrow.

01:04:16.512 --> 01:04:18.811
Honestly, man like he's in his 40s.

01:04:18.811 --> 01:04:21.085
I mean freaking 2 Chainz did it at 42.

01:04:21.612 --> 01:04:21.775
Like.

01:04:21.775 --> 01:04:27.454
That alone Doesn't matter your age, man, if you've got it, you've got it.

01:04:28.130 --> 01:04:34.306
Don't go away and I remember telling him I was like I didn't, I just wanted to get him in the right direction, where the right person would pick him up.

01:04:34.708 --> 01:04:48.052
Yeah, and then I would like it's real, like if it's real, it's real yeah, death row records would have been great for him no, no, no shook night would have had me killed off easily within like the first week.

01:04:48.985 --> 01:04:50.793
Well, on our podcast, we would have remembered you.

01:04:52.286 --> 01:04:54.994
I will remember you.

01:04:56.545 --> 01:04:59.673
Actually, there never would have been a podcast because we couldn't figure out how to use the broadcast.

01:04:59.934 --> 01:05:01.077
What's a Gmail?

01:05:01.077 --> 01:05:06.934
It's fucking amazing dude.

01:05:06.934 --> 01:05:12.369
But if you're looking out there to support your local star out there, I support him every day of the week.

01:05:12.369 --> 01:05:19.693
If I could man my buddy, chris Maskey, he was out of Cold Spring but I believe he's living in Wappingers now.

01:05:20.664 --> 01:05:22.574
Is that like where he goes as an artist?

01:05:22.795 --> 01:05:23.701
God bless you, dude.

01:05:23.701 --> 01:05:24.947
I love the music.

01:05:24.947 --> 01:05:26.610
I loved it I absolutely loved it.

01:05:26.670 --> 01:05:29.958
That was a great part of my life was doing that with him for a couple years.

01:05:31.704 --> 01:05:32.606
Is there a different artist?

01:05:32.726 --> 01:05:33.969
name it's under Cristal.

01:05:33.969 --> 01:05:38.536
So if you go on to YouTube you just search Cristal, dear Dad.

01:05:38.536 --> 01:05:39.579
Cristal Judas.

01:05:42.545 --> 01:05:45.585
Because that was 13 years ago there was no Ace's Champagne.

01:05:45.605 --> 01:05:48.231
So I remember when we were doing Cristal liked the drink.

01:05:48.525 --> 01:05:51.751
Yeah, K-R-Y-S-T-Y-S-T-Y, Wow you put that all together by yourself.

01:05:51.751 --> 01:05:52.934
Huh, what's Gmail?

01:05:54.226 --> 01:05:58.043
I'm trying to let the viewers you know, come on.

01:05:58.947 --> 01:06:00.934
Yeah, Pat, we have any construction paper and crayons.

01:06:02.146 --> 01:06:03.050
Is he eating paste?

01:06:03.565 --> 01:06:05.268
I was going to say is there paste?

01:06:05.268 --> 01:06:07.414
Who's got paste?

01:06:07.494 --> 01:06:08.657
It's cut and paste.

01:06:10.786 --> 01:06:11.766
It's so good.

01:06:11.766 --> 01:06:13.329
It's flour, sugar and water.

01:06:13.329 --> 01:06:13.829
It's so good.

01:06:14.409 --> 01:06:15.010
Stop putting the.

01:06:15.090 --> 01:06:16.452
Omer's glue on your hands.

01:06:16.452 --> 01:06:26.971
You know it'd be cool to start something back up with him where we raise some money for the kid and he fucking does it again and next thing you know he's the next big thing out there, which I thought would be fucking great.

01:06:27.231 --> 01:06:28.956
I mean, hey, listen, come on the show.

01:06:28.956 --> 01:06:29.577
What could it hurt?

01:06:29.804 --> 01:06:30.648
No, definitely won't.

01:06:30.648 --> 01:06:33.010
I'll get him on a lot.

01:06:33.010 --> 01:06:34.230
I'll message him after tonight.

01:06:34.324 --> 01:06:35.791
We'll turn Kevin's microphone down.

01:06:37.925 --> 01:06:39.070
Dude, he made a remix.

01:06:39.070 --> 01:06:43.914
Like he's got the juices going, man, like he wants to do something, man.

01:06:43.914 --> 01:06:50.893
He's released stuff, if he did that remix and sent it to you and be like hey, I want you to hear this.

01:06:51.224 --> 01:06:52.027
The second I heard it.

01:06:52.027 --> 01:06:53.313
I'm like this is phenomenal.

01:06:53.666 --> 01:06:56.230
This is phenomenal If he's taking steps like that.

01:06:56.230 --> 01:06:59.273
He wants and forget about it.

01:07:00.436 --> 01:07:01.626
Christopher, you've gotten your wish.

01:07:01.626 --> 01:07:03.092
I'm going to release that song.

01:07:03.092 --> 01:07:05.105
He wants what should be ahead of him.

01:07:05.105 --> 01:07:06.307
I'm going to download it.

01:07:06.307 --> 01:07:15.795
I'll download it and I'll put it with the TID logo and everything and I'll put a description into it of the.

01:07:15.795 --> 01:07:20.219
I can download the video on my phone and then I can release that.

01:07:21.443 --> 01:07:24.875
Yeah yeah, the TID show is into music production, let's go.

01:07:24.875 --> 01:07:28.527
Anybody out there that wants to All rights go to him, all fucking rights or whatever, but it's just to.

01:07:28.527 --> 01:07:28.726
Anybody out there that wants to.

01:07:28.726 --> 01:07:28.762
All rights go to him.

01:07:29.005 --> 01:07:33.425
All fucking rights or whatever, but it's just to get him out there and get him noticed and hopefully somebody fucking hears it.

01:07:33.567 --> 01:07:34.932
Dude, he's got talent man.

01:07:34.932 --> 01:07:38.311
That shit's top of the chart, sort of shit, man.

01:07:39.746 --> 01:07:40.730
Like sorry it is.

01:07:40.730 --> 01:07:43.190
That's not even a question.

01:07:45.106 --> 01:07:45.909
I've got to remember.

01:07:45.909 --> 01:07:47.253
There's other ones I have.

01:07:47.253 --> 01:07:51.068
Oh, it's on drive, that's where it's at.

01:07:51.670 --> 01:07:52.454
Is that like Gmail?

01:07:58.849 --> 01:07:59.391
I can't with him.

01:07:59.391 --> 01:08:03.355
I cannot anymore.

01:08:03.684 --> 01:08:05.472
We got G like E.

01:08:05.472 --> 01:08:13.835
All I'm saying is thank the Lord I wasn't available this morning to drink with you guys because I don't know what would be going on right now it's definitely nothing with him.

01:08:14.400 --> 01:08:16.029
Well, someone didn't get a nap.

01:08:20.136 --> 01:08:21.305
You know, someone got the nap.

01:08:21.305 --> 01:08:23.032
Oh, so Pat took a nap today.

01:08:23.032 --> 01:08:24.216
You put him to sleep.

01:08:24.216 --> 01:08:27.326
You gave him enough booze this morning that you put him to sleep is what you're saying.

01:08:28.470 --> 01:08:29.474
I wasn't allowed to go to sleep.

01:08:31.204 --> 01:08:34.212
Well, I mean, you woke up and then you went back to sleep, is what you're saying?

01:08:35.288 --> 01:08:36.913
Usually that's another day.

01:08:37.846 --> 01:08:39.771
Yes, generally you don't go to sleep Till the evening.

01:08:39.872 --> 01:08:41.457
You know for people, but you know whatever.

01:08:41.911 --> 01:08:42.884
I mean 8 to 12.

01:08:42.884 --> 01:08:44.853
Take a quick nap ski, I guess.

01:08:45.345 --> 01:08:45.787
Oh, here it is.

01:08:45.787 --> 01:08:46.689
Oh, I found it.

01:08:46.689 --> 01:08:47.730
Here's another one from him.

01:08:47.730 --> 01:08:50.296
Let me this one's called Love your Life.

01:08:50.296 --> 01:08:53.265
This is actually a good one.

01:08:53.265 --> 01:08:56.108
Love your.

01:08:56.127 --> 01:09:00.314
Life La, la, la, yeah, ha, yeah 845.

01:09:01.356 --> 01:09:02.439
845.

01:09:02.498 --> 01:09:05.543
You know what I mean.

01:09:06.987 --> 01:09:09.413
Try to be positive in the negative-ass world dog.

01:09:10.074 --> 01:09:11.890
Dig it Yo.

01:09:11.890 --> 01:09:15.185
I done seen a rich man fall Cause he couldn't buy happiness.

01:09:15.185 --> 01:09:24.094
Right now there's a broke kid in the projects, probably laughing at shit Playing with his little cliques, still loving his life Nowadays they don't fight without a gun or a knife.

01:09:24.368 --> 01:09:26.583
That's why I tell these young kids, you should love your life.

01:09:26.583 --> 01:09:29.672
I don't like the beat on this one.

01:09:30.134 --> 01:09:30.576
It sounds.

01:09:31.666 --> 01:09:34.512
There's something where there's like a skipping.

01:09:34.873 --> 01:09:36.417
That's the way it's supposed to be right.

01:09:37.112 --> 01:09:39.609
I feel like there's a strobe light going and I'm going to stroke out in a minute.

01:09:40.212 --> 01:09:42.164
Yeah, okay, not just me right.

01:09:42.747 --> 01:09:43.934
I ain't really new shit.

01:09:43.934 --> 01:09:48.762
They say if the shoe fit, you should wear it.

01:09:48.802 --> 01:09:51.051
Yeah, like that, like that.

01:09:51.975 --> 01:09:52.764
I like the lyrics.

01:09:52.764 --> 01:09:53.845
I don't like the beat.

01:09:53.864 --> 01:09:56.755
You gotta get rid of that thing in the background, you know.

01:09:56.755 --> 01:09:57.869
Thanks.

01:09:59.096 --> 01:09:59.664
Clive Davis.

01:10:01.149 --> 01:10:02.592
What the fuck was that?

01:10:02.733 --> 01:10:04.037
Fucking stroking out yeah.

01:10:04.908 --> 01:10:05.149
Yeah.

01:10:05.826 --> 01:10:09.234
You know what that feels like I do Dude he sounds great, yeah, that beat's gotta go stroking out.

01:10:09.255 --> 01:10:11.399
Yeah, yeah, you know what that feels like I do.

01:10:11.399 --> 01:10:16.510
Dude, he sounds great, yeah that beat's got to go.

01:10:16.609 --> 01:10:19.753
We still got a bunch of stuff that's in the vault that we never fucking released.

01:10:20.213 --> 01:10:24.920
Dude, he should be out there.

01:10:25.600 --> 01:10:26.626
I know Honestly.

01:10:26.626 --> 01:10:30.636
Well, you got to figure he's got two kids now, so it's a little bit harder to go out.

01:10:30.636 --> 01:10:36.716
It's a different life we were out until 2, 3, 4 o'clock in the morning throwing out flyers.

01:10:36.716 --> 01:10:39.533
This is going back when I was like 32.

01:10:39.533 --> 01:10:44.329
God, I had so much fun when I was 32.

01:10:44.551 --> 01:10:45.051
Yeah, man.

01:10:46.835 --> 01:10:48.176
Remember 32.

01:10:48.197 --> 01:10:49.600
Kevin, you don't even know what Gmail is, bro.

01:10:51.046 --> 01:10:54.471
You were logging on to AOL to look on dating sites when you were 32.

01:10:59.391 --> 01:11:01.077
That was a good fucking sound effect right there.

01:11:01.077 --> 01:11:01.627
Did you hear that?

01:11:01.849 --> 01:11:06.256
No, not so much, but it was close, it was close.

01:11:08.086 --> 01:11:08.828
Right on your face.

01:11:11.234 --> 01:11:12.337
You know what I?

01:11:12.356 --> 01:11:12.617
don't know.

01:11:12.617 --> 01:11:13.307
What else do you want?

01:11:13.347 --> 01:11:13.850
to talk about.

01:11:13.850 --> 01:11:18.376
Hey, can we just get a quick shout out Super Bowl.

01:11:18.376 --> 01:11:20.813
Go, fuck yourself, kansas City.

01:11:20.813 --> 01:11:30.175
Oh, wow, okay, you fucking cocksuckers didn't get one holding call and you pricks held every fucking offensive play.

01:11:30.175 --> 01:11:34.001
Fuck you, fuck the refs, fuck Patrick Mahomes.

01:11:34.001 --> 01:11:36.694
I hope Travis Kelsey's fucking dick falls off.

01:11:36.694 --> 01:11:38.069
Fuck those guys.

01:11:38.069 --> 01:11:38.967
What about?

01:11:39.047 --> 01:11:39.671
Taylor Swift.

01:11:41.266 --> 01:11:42.171
She's not on the team.

01:11:42.693 --> 01:11:43.416
Okay, all right.

01:11:43.586 --> 01:11:43.827
Listen.

01:11:43.827 --> 01:11:45.774
If Travis Kelsey's dick falls off, she's implicated.

01:11:45.774 --> 01:11:46.989
It's enough there.

01:11:46.989 --> 01:11:48.027
Looks like no.

01:11:48.067 --> 01:11:49.350
Tay-Tay on the show for us.

01:11:52.337 --> 01:11:53.037
Fuck those guys.

01:11:53.037 --> 01:11:54.409
Thank you very much.

01:11:54.409 --> 01:11:58.154
This now concludes our sports segment of the day.

01:11:58.204 --> 01:12:01.515
Taylor, if you want to be a guest on the show, we'll have you in the short future.

01:12:02.204 --> 01:12:04.654
Oh, you dirty fucking pirate hooker no.

01:12:05.725 --> 01:12:07.024
She's a dirty fucking pirate hooker.

01:12:07.024 --> 01:12:08.993
We'll schedule it when Maddie's not on, wow.

01:12:11.472 --> 01:12:14.270
She come and do the little fucking satanic ritual and shit here in the studio.

01:12:14.270 --> 01:12:15.073
That's what you're looking for.

01:12:15.354 --> 01:12:15.474
Oh.

01:12:15.907 --> 01:12:17.051
That's what you're looking for.

01:12:17.091 --> 01:12:21.591
Whoa, are we going rabbit holes?

01:12:21.591 --> 01:12:23.215
Whoa.

01:12:24.417 --> 01:12:27.930
I mean, do the fucking Google search?

01:12:27.990 --> 01:12:29.092
Right Shots fired.

01:12:35.827 --> 01:12:37.252
I hope she fucking takes Travis with her.

01:12:37.252 --> 01:12:40.327
Hate that cocksucker.

01:12:40.327 --> 01:12:41.970
He's a gamer.

01:12:41.970 --> 01:12:43.292
Get rid of Travis Kelsey.

01:12:43.292 --> 01:12:44.753
Keep Jason Kelsey Like his brother.

01:12:44.993 --> 01:12:48.579
Brother good Travis, not so much Travis, not so much you bet.

01:12:51.967 --> 01:12:52.430
Is that it?

01:12:52.430 --> 01:12:53.930
Yeah, I'm done with sports.

01:12:53.930 --> 01:12:58.697
I was going to say that I wish the guys who were shooting during the parade would have aimed some shots at the team.

01:12:59.164 --> 01:13:00.371
We're not done with sports.

01:13:00.371 --> 01:13:02.306
Shout out to the Lord.

01:13:02.306 --> 01:13:03.528
Dude Jesus, what did?

01:13:03.547 --> 01:13:07.030
you just say Wow, wow, what did you just?

01:13:07.030 --> 01:13:08.091
Say you heard me.

01:13:08.091 --> 01:13:14.578
I think we should blur that out in conversation to not do anything about that on air.

01:13:15.179 --> 01:13:15.680
What?

01:13:15.680 --> 01:13:17.041
No, I wasn't even listening.

01:13:17.041 --> 01:13:17.662
Was it that bad?

01:13:19.284 --> 01:13:21.770
Eh, I don't know, maybe it's fucking horrible.

01:13:21.831 --> 01:13:22.912
It's fucking horrible what happened.

01:13:22.932 --> 01:13:23.373
Eh, you know.

01:13:23.675 --> 01:13:26.246
Eh you know when do, I do that.

01:13:26.265 --> 01:13:26.606
Eh, you know.

01:13:26.807 --> 01:13:29.194
It's fucking wing reishi rice in his fucking shoulders.

01:13:29.194 --> 01:13:33.675
Fine, Maybe fucking Andy Reid catches one in the fucking, you know one in the leg.

01:13:33.675 --> 01:13:36.689
He's got to fucking stop eating turkey Turkey legs for a fucking minute.

01:13:36.689 --> 01:13:38.475
Fat fuck.

01:13:38.505 --> 01:13:39.690
All right, there's going to be a shout out.

01:13:39.690 --> 01:13:40.765
We're going to give a shout out.

01:13:40.765 --> 01:13:42.091
We got to give a shout out.

01:13:49.247 --> 01:13:51.355
Shout out to these guys here comes Zibanejad for 20 to score.

01:13:51.355 --> 01:13:51.877
Oh, what a deal.

01:13:51.877 --> 01:13:53.243
Oh Goal.

01:13:56.546 --> 01:14:00.092
This is who we gotta give a shout-out to is the fucking New York Rangers right now.

01:14:00.092 --> 01:14:02.324
They were down 5-3 in the third.

01:14:02.324 --> 01:14:05.309
With 11 minutes to go, Come back, tied it up.

01:14:05.309 --> 01:14:08.912
Fuck the Isles Zibanejad with the fucking OT winner.

01:14:08.912 --> 01:14:11.670
Ot tie.

01:14:11.670 --> 01:14:12.573
No, he tied up the game.

01:14:12.573 --> 01:14:13.876
Who had the OT winner?

01:14:14.868 --> 01:14:18.252
I don't know who got the goal, I just remember the fucking nonsense.

01:14:19.447 --> 01:14:20.591
That was crazy.

01:14:20.591 --> 01:14:23.051
They came back, beat the Islanders at the outdoor arena.

01:14:23.051 --> 01:14:23.472
They were down.

01:14:26.207 --> 01:14:26.648
Over time.

01:14:26.648 --> 01:14:30.253
Net out of place, Net off the moorings Sliding away.

01:14:30.314 --> 01:14:31.095
And they win Nice.

01:14:31.216 --> 01:14:31.856
Good job Go.

01:14:31.917 --> 01:14:33.979
Rangers Moorings Go, fucking Rangers.

01:14:33.979 --> 01:14:36.917
They look like they're destined.

01:14:37.179 --> 01:14:38.085
I'll tell you, I haven't watched hockey.

01:14:38.085 --> 01:14:38.405
What is that?

01:14:38.405 --> 01:14:39.109
Seven, eight in a row.

01:14:39.109 --> 01:14:40.912
Now I haven't watched hockey in a long time.

01:14:40.912 --> 01:14:42.268
That was a fucking game.

01:14:42.869 --> 01:14:43.551
A lot of fun.

01:14:43.551 --> 01:14:44.313
That was so good.

01:14:44.313 --> 01:14:45.536
Shout out to our Rangers.

01:14:51.787 --> 01:14:56.313
If anybody's out there, Rangers, you guys want to come on the show give us a holler Anyone Crickets?

01:14:56.393 --> 01:14:57.314
I just heard crickets.

01:14:57.394 --> 01:14:57.713
Anyone.

01:14:57.713 --> 01:14:59.034
I wish I had a cricket.

01:14:59.034 --> 01:15:01.078
Let's get fucking Panarin on the show.

01:15:01.078 --> 01:15:03.761
I would love to get Panarin on the show, dude Tanami.

01:15:03.780 --> 01:15:05.905
Panarin, let's get him on.

01:15:05.905 --> 01:15:06.729
You can't even say his name.

01:15:06.729 --> 01:15:07.872
How's he going to come on the show?

01:15:07.872 --> 01:15:08.595
Sure, panarin.

01:15:08.784 --> 01:15:12.849
His name's Panarin, bro, panarin, yep, e-narin.

01:15:13.751 --> 01:15:17.985
Or Tammy Panarin, or Tammy Panarin oh.

01:15:18.006 --> 01:15:19.810
I thought you wanted his wife to come on the show.

01:15:19.810 --> 01:15:21.296
Wear the panties.

01:15:25.305 --> 01:15:26.724
Nobody's ever coming on our show again.

01:15:26.724 --> 01:15:30.452
Nobody's ever coming on our show again.

01:15:30.452 --> 01:15:33.077
Ever again, nobody will come on this show.

01:15:35.444 --> 01:15:40.429
Just because of that I got to buy a pair of those and anyone who comes on the show has to wear them, man or woman.

01:15:40.470 --> 01:15:44.972
I think that's where we end it right there, because there's too many vibrating panties going on.

01:15:44.972 --> 01:15:48.275
A lot of people's wives and mother-in-laws are wearing them.

01:15:48.555 --> 01:15:49.837
What are we at time-wise tonight?

01:15:49.856 --> 01:15:50.578
Time-wise.

01:15:50.578 --> 01:15:52.038
It's not too shabby, matthew.

01:15:52.038 --> 01:15:53.020
We're at 115.

01:15:53.020 --> 01:15:55.001
Get the fuck out of here, really yeah.

01:15:55.280 --> 01:15:55.742
Oh, wow.

01:15:56.002 --> 01:15:56.322
Okay.

01:15:58.206 --> 01:15:58.887
He was all surprised by it.

01:15:58.887 --> 01:16:00.394
I didn't think it was that long, no way.

01:16:00.824 --> 01:16:02.146
We were like 45 into bed.

01:16:02.167 --> 01:16:03.368
Did you Email?

01:16:07.014 --> 01:16:12.100
It's later than email because it's further down the alphabet.

01:16:14.609 --> 01:16:16.576
I guess we're wasting too much time with Ben in the bathroom.

01:16:18.265 --> 01:16:22.277
Oh, by the way, Ben, thanks for the worst interview of all time.

01:16:23.407 --> 01:16:25.172
Hey bro, you're all time man.

01:16:25.985 --> 01:16:34.170
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01:16:42.310 --> 01:16:43.113
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01:16:44.577 --> 01:16:45.869
Okay, probably not.

01:16:51.085 --> 01:16:51.908
Very, very small bottles of bourbon.

01:16:51.908 --> 01:16:54.904
We're going to send you a hotel room size bourbon.

01:16:55.145 --> 01:16:57.729
I may open a bottle and drink a little of it, and I'll send the rest to you.

01:16:57.885 --> 01:16:59.190
I'm going to nipple that a bit.

01:17:00.970 --> 01:17:02.375
Something that has a cap on it.

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01:17:04.774 --> 01:17:09.733
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01:17:09.733 --> 01:17:15.057
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01:17:30.932 --> 01:17:34.293
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01:17:36.905 --> 01:17:38.072
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01:17:41.354 --> 01:17:43.632
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01:17:44.706 --> 01:17:46.310
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