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Are you ready for a deep dive into the world of football, as we explore the highs and lows of the Cowboys, Jets, and Giants? We'll talk about Aaron Rodgers' injury, the surprise performance of the Cowboys' defense, and the st...
Are you ready for a deep dive into the world of football, as we explore the highs and lows of the Cowboys, Jets, and Giants? We'll talk about Aaron Rodgers' injury, the surprise performance of the Cowboys' defense, and the struggles of the Giants' offensive line. But we're not just talking about the game; we'll also reflect on the unity we experienced during the tragic events of 9/11 and contemplate how that sense community seems to have faded over time.
Switching gears, we'll also examine Governor Michelle Luan Grisham's 30-day ban on open and concealed carry firearms in Albuquerque and Bernalillo County. We'll discuss how this decision might violate the US Constitution and speculate about a potential rise in violence due to drug cartels on social media. We'll also probe into the curious case of an Oklahoma school principal who is a drag queen, considering the implications, parental concerns, and the possibility of external intervention.
Finally, we'll discuss the state of the nation under the Biden administration, exploring the potential violation of the First Amendment by the FBI and the CDC. We'll weigh in on the use of Ivermectin as a pandemic treatment, and discuss the potential consequences for the 2024 election if the Democrats lose control of the narrative. We'll also consider concerns about integrity in the 2024 election and the potential impact of artificial intelligence on the process. So sharpen your intellect, ready your opinions, and join us for a discussion that's as thought-provoking as it is entertaining.
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Speaker 1:You feel like you want to just give up.
Speaker 2:You gotta search within you, try to find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to knock it out and knock it with it. Now I'll let you work this, fall flat on your face so like a lad, from spilling these rats as long as you fill them to the date that I dropped. You'll never say that I'm not killing them, cause when I am knocked and I'm gonna stop pinning them and I am not hip hoppin' them, just not Eminem Subliminal thoughts when I'm gonna stop finnin' them, women accordin', webspin' them and hookpin' them, adrindlin' shots, the penicillin could not get the hell in your stock. A lot of silences, not really numb. The criminal cop killin' hip hop feelin' a minimal. What are we?
Speaker 1:doin' live.
Speaker 3:Echoes in eternity. You think Aaron Rodgers ankle injury will echo into attorney.
Speaker 4:It's echoing right now To all the cowboys out there. Thank you for letting me take it deep last night, Thank you. Monday, making it happen Monday, and it sucks to be a New York sports fan right now.
Speaker 3:Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
Speaker 4:When, you honestly thought you couldn't be getting double penetrated. Right now You're getting double penetrated.
Speaker 3:Oh wait, wait a second, Pat. Did you hear that the Cowboys defense just scored again? Oh wait.
Speaker 4:We have breaking news. Breaking news the other touchdown was queried against the Giants and it was by the ballboy. He just ran it in the goal line. It's 6000 to nothing and Daniel Jones been sacked 47 times. That was terrible. I didn't want to talk about it. Being a Giants fan today is awful. Awful.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4:Offensive line.
Speaker 3:Get out. Hey Ben, no one gives a shit about your fantasy football team. Okay, buddy.
Speaker 4:You picked Rodgers for your backup. Who picks up Rodgers as a backup? Who picks a backup? Your fantasy team must suck. Mine sucked, kevin's got. Kevin went against the Cowboys defense last night. 51 points dropped on him. Are you like? That was half the points I had in my whole team Half the points.
Speaker 3:I think the Cowboys defense scored more touchdowns in any offensive player in the league this week.
Speaker 4:I would not be surprised, to be honest with you, would not be surprised. What kills me is you thought today being the day it is 9-11, that Is that another one, by the way?
Speaker 3:Oh no, that wasn't the same one, was it?
Speaker 5:I think it's a replay of this.
Speaker 4:Okay, it was a pick. Terrible, you'd figure on this day, especially the fact, with Aaron Rodgers coming to the Jets, it being 9-11, home game against the Bills stadium must have been cranked right when he came out with the American flag.
Speaker 5:Like Jets fans were probably the highest they've been since they Since Broadway Joe.
Speaker 4:And they were shot out of the sky like the spy balloon In the first drive. I don't even know what to say to that. But then the first four plays.
Speaker 5:It's so Jets. You know, it's so, jets.
Speaker 4:It's just good old.
Speaker 2:That's what they get for their season.
Speaker 4:I feel terrible for him, I really do.
Speaker 3:You know, hey, listen, I'm sure Dalvin Cook will do fine with what's his name, what's the kid's name? What do you keep on?
Speaker 4:calling Dalvin Cook Breeze Hall. Breeze Hall is starting.
Speaker 5:Oh, Zach Wilson.
Speaker 3:Zach Wilson. Yeah Well, you don't think Dalvin Cook's gonna play?
Speaker 4:He's not gonna get as many touches as Breeze would get Nonsense why.
Speaker 3:They didn't pay him to be fucking second fiddle to fucking Breeze Hall.
Speaker 4:He's gonna be second fiddle to Breeze Hall.
Speaker 3:Breeze Hall's gonna get more touches a game than he does. He's gonna be second fiddle than his fucking balls and his hands in between you are the worst evaluator.
Speaker 4:We shouldn't be discussing this right now, shouldn't? How'd your team do, by the way, esmer, not so good. I'm up by fucking two points and I'm hoping James Cook gets sniped.
Speaker 3:If you want to know what players had good weeks, just look who I played. That's the joy you have to do. That's it. Except I did not go against the Cowboys defense this week, surprisingly.
Speaker 5:Now that Rogers is out, I just need a kicker for Buffalo to hit like 10, 50 yarders.
Speaker 4:Are you down by that much? I should be good. Wow, that's not good at all. That is not good at all. Well, since you know, today being the day that it is, you know, I honestly it's. We're in 2023. Yes, so 22 years ago was the last time I honestly believe that this country came together as one. I agree, yeah, I should have left this like an open-ended question instead of.
Speaker 3:Well, no, I would just.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 3:I would. I was just happy you got the math right yeah.
Speaker 4:Well, I had to count my fingers and and I was fucking toast. That was quick thinking on your part, but if you think about it, I mean when it there's no other time since then.
Speaker 3:Everyone's forgotten. It's very sad. It's not even forgotten.
Speaker 5:Nothing people forgot. I think they forgot how to be fucking humans.
Speaker 3:Well, that's it. They forgot to. They forgot to sentiment, they forgot how everyone kind of pulled together.
Speaker 4:Well, now it's. If you try to pull together, you're going to get labeled as something. They get canceled. Yeah, trying to be friends with people and talk and have conversations Dush, big leftist? Well I mean. I mean, you're not wrong. You're not wrong, sorry, you know, but it's just where it's where it was then. Compared to where it is now, it's so Like vile. It's probably the best word to say. Yeah, like people are looking to if something is said the wrong way, if you do something that pushes the envelope or hurts somebody's feelings or Everybody feels entitled, you are the antichrist. It's all social media's fault. Yeah, it really is. I think Facebook is the devil. There's too much access, yeah that. And also you have armchair fucking warriors sitting back who are just typing behind the goddamn phone and just Well, it's going on.
Speaker 3:The second generation now of people living on their keyboards or actually getting punched in the face.
Speaker 4:You know, I would love to be like okay, I have your URL, I can find you, I know where you are, yeah.
Speaker 3:And then we just hunt people down. This is somebody's mother's basement. Yeah, with the fucking wrist support on and a bag of Cheetos.
Speaker 4:Fucking wrist support. I got that carpal tunnel from typing Fuck you, zuckerberg. You know, but I remember where I was when it happened. I remember fucking everything about it. And what's crazy is that night wasn't it like a bunch of people got together from Congress or whatever and they were on the stairs and they sang God bless America. Do you remember that? Or is it just me?
Speaker 3:I vaguely remember that.
Speaker 4:I think it was.
Speaker 3:I believe it was that night. It was fucking weird man. It was my first day back in the office in Jersey after I moved back from Pennsylvania Literally the first fucking day in the office in Jersey.
Speaker 4:You said you were on the White Stone right. No, I was looking, so now your story has changed. Once again, did you did?
Speaker 3:you throw a beer from the White Stone bridge to downtown Manhattan Were you the guy who surfed down on World Trade?
Speaker 4:No, you remember that guy the surfer? Yeah, supposedly left.
Speaker 5:I was on the Williamsburg Bridge, williamsburg.
Speaker 4:Where's?
Speaker 5:that Lower Manhattan.
Speaker 4:Did you see what was your? What were you seeing where you were?
Speaker 5:Nothing. I was under a bridge. Did you feel safe? Well, what like? Didn't really know what was happening. We just sort of shut down and left and eventually got to go back.
Speaker 4:You're going to talk up a little bit, Are you okay? Yeah? Yeah, Don't really like talking about this, but oh okay, thank you for making that as awkward as possible, yeah sorry man, it's not the most pleasant. I understand that.
Speaker 5:Thanks.
Speaker 4:I guess the tough questions Kev hey, yeah, you do.
Speaker 3:Unfortunately I don't have the. This was the four minutes of the year. We were going to be serious.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't have the co-host who have the balls to speak. You know what? Instead of yeah. Yeah, no, it was fucking, it was nuts, it was absolutely nuts, yeah, I was down there the next day because I was at my certification therapy crisis intervention. I went down fucking passing out water and shit for two days and I've never I remember driving down, still seeing the smoke, but the silence of the city, like you heard nothing, I can't even imagine it. Just the West Side Highway, like you, you get out and it was fucking just silent, like there's no, no way to explain it. How eerie it was because of you know, being down in the city, knowing exactly how it runs and what, what happens and whatnot. But I think that was the weirdest fucking feeling in the world. What I was working at, four wins, a bunch of little little kids couldn't go home.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it was. It was crazy, Absolutely crazy. You know what's crazy is fucking Biden's in Alaska. What Did you see?
Speaker 3:that Was it one of you guys that sent out to me.
Speaker 5:Why is it in Alaska? I don't think I said that he's going to some military base to do some 9-11 dedication or something In Alaska.
Speaker 3:There was, there was a reporter, there was a reporter In Alaska, alaska.
Speaker 5:For what yeah?
Speaker 3:There was. There was a reporter that asked the press secretary why Biden was in Alaska and he wasn't in New York, and the analogy that they were given was after 23 years or 22 years after Pearl Harbor, no one went to Hawaii anymore.
Speaker 5:You know, as far as like ceremony and things like that. That's what she said. Yup, yeah, she's a fucking winner, man.
Speaker 4:Is that Jean Zane? Whatever her name is?
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, yeah, jean, fucking, so what?
Speaker 3:was Jean losing, losing pole points by the second Okay.
Speaker 4:What was the explanation?
Speaker 3:That after 22 years after Pearl Harbor, President stopped going to Hawaii for ceremonies. Yeah. Ok, so we got to follow suit. Well, alaska seems like a seems like a good place to be Right, so let's put up a flag over an anchorage.
Speaker 4:Hang out the polar bear, because I know they're affected by 9 11. Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 3:If a polar bear would just come out and eat.
Speaker 4:Oh, God, how great would that be. Just some mollum. Oh you know, that's what the polar bear would say to him.
Speaker 3:Are you just get him on? Just get, I would love, by a polar bear, that'd be fantastic Just because of like anything that's like American.
Speaker 4:He to me seems like anti-American. Everything always avoids it. I would give anything if he was more like Leonardo DiCaprio and the Revident the Revident and we get to see it. We got to catch it on film. We get to see it because that would be comical. There will be 70 million memes that you can do whatever you want with, oh God, and that would just make fucking. Oh my God. Now we can. Now there's a reason why we can visit Alaska. We're back. We're back in. We go support the fucking grizzly bear that, that mole, Joe Biden, every year for the next 22 years.
Speaker 3:Polar bears for eating stupid people.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God, I.
Speaker 3:Oh, I just got sacked again.
Speaker 4:No, oh whoops, replay for a guy not even coming back, so high ankle sprain. What was it? How? Let me see. Let me see.
Speaker 3:Did you hear him yell I'm old, get off me.
Speaker 4:Oh, you just see his right, his right toe stuck on the turf and it's like jammed his ankle.
Speaker 3:Well, you see, the whole thing kind of gets tense and it goes limp. No good it's like everybody's penis.
Speaker 4:They got tense for a second. I mean just a limb.
Speaker 5:So there was like no.
Speaker 4:It's 13 to three, huh.
Speaker 5:There was like nobody around him when he was laying on the ground. Oh, shit.
Speaker 3:Well, the one guy that missed the block wasn't allowed near him, I'm sure.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and he's probably wherever it is Probably cut tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Fucking, really, motherfucker, really, you're not getting up. We made fun of this young kid and almost threw him off the team for the last six months, and now he's got to come out here.
Speaker 4:I'm up by point seven. You think he'll get that. The second half.
Speaker 3:He didn't have Aaron as his quarterback.
Speaker 4:He didn't hate fantasy football no, no, he's got James Cook on, no, but yeah, so 9 11's. The last time we were, you know it's we actually came together as one, one nation. Now it's. This next story is as divisive as you get, is fucking crazy, crazy, all right.
Speaker 3:So so your issue from 9 11, transitioning from 9 11 into the next story All right. No, no, no.
Speaker 4:I can do. I mean listen, we can talk about the new New Mexico governor.
Speaker 5:I like what you did there, see, see what I can do when I'm not drunk.
Speaker 3:You said to take.
Speaker 4:So All right. So yeah, let me. Let me go with the governor fucking New Mexico, then go into that next story. That's probably a bad transition. So the governor of New Mexico, all right. Governor Michelle Luan Grisham, is she's getting some, some harsh criticism right now, and not only from New Mexicans, not only from Mexicans the old one, new Mexicans the ones that just came over the border. No, maybe Try not to be inflammatory. That took a tough turn.
Speaker 5:I'm sure someone there. I mean chances are. I mean I'm sure someone there. I mean I'm sure someone there. I mean I'm sure someone there, chances are.
Speaker 4:I'm just going to be quiet now. All right, so Grisham's a Democrat, and on Friday she announced a 30 day ban on the right to carry open or concealed firearms in public, in an effort to curb gun violence and illegal drug use in Albuquerque and Bernalillo County. All right, mm? Hmm. So her reasoning to do this. Let me just find the correct quote.
Speaker 5:They got to be correct.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because you know they'll, they'll fucking, they'll just cancel us again.
Speaker 3:Wait, do we cancel? I mean we've gotten kicked off of Facebook after 40 seconds before.
Speaker 4:Okay, so according, I don't need a lecture on constant neutrality from Sheriff Allen. What I need is action. We've passed common sense, gun legislation, including red flag laws, domestic violence protections, a ban on straw, a ban on straw purchases. Straw what, straw what? straws and feed the feed the animals on the farms in Mexico and save storage laws, dedicated hundreds of millions to a, to a fund specifically to help law enforcement hire and retain officers. So when everybody complained that it was unconstitutional, right, where the fuck's the quote? Fuck me, you know I was. She can as governor. As governor, according to what I mean. What's, what's the? You have the right to bear arms, correct, you have the right to bear arms.
Speaker 3:You have the right to arm bears, whatever fuck you want.
Speaker 4:So according to her, she has the right to pretty much nicks the Constitution if she considers it an emergency, yeah, like a public emergency.
Speaker 3:Okay, but what is? What is she doing? You can't, you should put a 30 day ban on. Like, you can't buy guns, you can't open, can't open carry and can't have a conceal. Okay, so all the law abiding citizens are going to do that, but did all the drug dealers leave their guns home?
Speaker 5:Well, yeah, we hope. Right, you got to hope in that situation.
Speaker 4:Think about it. And then the videos that were on on a tick tock, that are on Instagram of are the drug cartels, ass fucking everybody. I don't know, it's just, it's crazy.
Speaker 5:That kind of shit is what's going to start licking up rising. You know, like that's what that does. You start telling people they're not allowed to carry their guns when you know like, yeah, you're treading and fucking shit's going to go down delicate waters right now.
Speaker 4:Well, I want to see exactly what you said, because it was fucking that that'd be great, pat, if you know hey. Matt, maybe you do something behind the scenes, you fat bastard Besides, hey, I'm going to be there six hours later.
Speaker 3:At least I made it tonight.
Speaker 5:And this is true. I mean we are thankful.
Speaker 3:I sense a sarcasm in your voice. So her.
Speaker 4:What her quote was no constitutional right. In my view, including my oath is intended to be absolute.
Speaker 7:Absolute. Yeah.
Speaker 3:There might be a problem with that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she needs to be removed.
Speaker 3:As do many of these fucking Nimrods. It befuddles me how these people get elected to office like Joe Biden.
Speaker 5:The sheriff came out and said he was not going to enforce any sort of action against people carrying and stuff like that.
Speaker 4:And it's Elon Musk put on Twitter at risk of stating what should be obvious deliberately leading the Constitution is next level, legal. How soon can this person be removed from office? Nice Truth. I mean fuck Like you're not safe anywhere. No, anywhere, someway, somehow just red-blooded Americans are getting fucked.
Speaker 3:You know what? Not for nothing. In New York it's very hard to get a concealed carry or a carry permit as it is, so there's not a ton of people carrying legally, Right. But like you, go New Mexico, go to Texas. You know those fucking states where everyone's fucking packing a gun. I almost feel safer there.
Speaker 4:What's even crazier is she's using a public health order to suspend a right guaranteed by the US Constitution.
Speaker 3:She was going to start out with masks, but people if you carry guns, you're going to get COVID.
Speaker 5:Like it's just, like it's just really bad, like you're stomping, you're just trashing the Constitution.
Speaker 4:Number one you're opening the door to the constant. I'm going to tell you right now. The past couple of years, the Constitution has been irrelevant.
Speaker 5:You're setting a very dangerous precedent by even just attempting to invoke such a bullshit order. You know.
Speaker 3:Oh, you mean like. You mean, like all the people that invoked all those orders during COVID that actually didn't have the power to do so? Well, yeah, crimes against humanity, just like this.
Speaker 5:Yeah, exactly yeah, like. And they sit there all proud like talking about the shit too, you know, like, are you like? What are you doing Like? Do you even listen to yourself?
Speaker 4:And then she. In the video she openly talked about wanting to arrest licensed gun owners. Licensed gun owners.
Speaker 3:Did they really stop selling the bumper stickers that they can have my gun when they prior for my dead cold hand?
Speaker 5:They should have cut her off with elevator music.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:Did you find, oh my.
Speaker 4:God.
Speaker 3:Thank you for, thank you for coming.
Speaker 4:That was. That's just ridiculous, All right, and I mean it's sad that it's sad, but what gets? What gets crazier than that? All right.
Speaker 3:It's, it's right. Before you go into the next transition to the next story, can you? You want to throw out the, the 800 number, the hotline number, one more time.
Speaker 4:So it's on the ticker.
Speaker 3:Okay, well, maybe you want to throw out the email address and the fucking, the fucking number.
Speaker 4:Why am I going to put out the number when it's? All right, Pat, never mind, it's on our website.
Speaker 3:And it's marketing, marketing. One-on-one fuck breath. But no, fine, Go ahead.
Speaker 4:Okay, but it's fine, I have it all set, with all the website and all the shows that go out. Why am I? Why would you not put it on the?
Speaker 3:air. Why do you not want to say it?
Speaker 4:Because three people. Why don't you want to say it? Because it's on the fucking ticker and there's three people watching.
Speaker 3:Well, maybe if you fucking say it for the people that aren't watching the live show, maybe they'll hear it at some point.
Speaker 5:But if they're not watching live, they won't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Well then they'll know that there's a fucking phone number they could call him next time.
Speaker 4:Because it's been ringing off the hook. He's got all fired up.
Speaker 3:Well, no one knows. There's a fucking phone number. How could they call?
Speaker 5:There's a ticker.
Speaker 4:All right, so then you could do the you want to do, the social media stuff.
Speaker 3:Just saying so you want to fucking chug the rest of this beer out of my ass?
Speaker 5:Yes, yes, please.
Speaker 4:I did show it. I knew I lost something. I fucking knew it. Fuck Wow, all right, fire away. Patrick 845-842-1652. Once again our hotline is 845-842-1652. That was just scored again. Oh yes, yep, totally, you are correct. I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure.
Speaker 5:I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Speaker 4:I'm not sure. I'm not sure Totally. You are correct. You are fucking correct. Kevin Little breaking news yeah, I mean, we got fucking Ladies and gentlemen, oh my God, live from Keith Oberman. What a douche he is. Came back for ESPN just to be a dick. Breaking news is Cowboys just scored again. Jerry Jones' wife who was that Fucking? Roger Stalback, who just ran that in.
Speaker 3:Ah, fucking giant suck. He went in from 60. Awful.
Speaker 4:Absolutely awful.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:So we go from being together to the right to you know the Second Amendment, just not Second Amendment. What's the right to? Second Amendment, second Amendment, right, that's taken away in New Mexico. Sooner or later, some fucking idiot's going to file a precedent and be like you know what if she did it. Let me do it Now. This is probably one of the most disturbing stories I've heard in a while. Okay, and I'm going to be straight up and straight forward, I have nothing, any issues whatsoever with gays, trans, this, that blah, blah, blah, you guys, whatever. But if you bitch and moan because your feelings are hurt, I don't fucking care. How does that sound? I have an issue with a school district in Oklahoma who just hired.
Speaker 3:They liked their Second Amendment in Oklahoma by the way they hired a principal in the elementary school.
Speaker 4:Elementary school, principal, elementary school, once again elementary school. Who is a drag queen?
Speaker 5:Like at night or like all the time, because like those are actually a question.
Speaker 4:You make it sound like they're a superhero.
Speaker 5:Those, are trainees, or at least what we used to call trainees the transvestites.
Speaker 3:Yes, you know maybe they'll leave their cape at home for the evening.
Speaker 4:Well, kevin, the great thing is I actually have. Do you have a clip? I have a clip of the news report and the person? Well, the drag queen's name is Miss Chantel Mandalay Okay, miss Chantel Mandalay. Alize, okay, alize, and yes, chantel Mandalay.
Speaker 3:Chantel.
Speaker 4:Mandalay Bay. Okay, so Jesse Waters reported this two days ago on Twitter. Was actually on Fox and not the most reputable place. It's Fox News, whatever, and wait till you hear the background of Miss Chantel A Bay or Mandalay, or she is gay, she's a. Hey, I just may.
Speaker 3:You don't say Just a cousin or a vandal? The engineer.
Speaker 4:All right. So let's let's take a listen to this. Not that that's I got shit. Still, I'm running in the background. I'd rather listen to that. That's what I don't know. If you want to listen to this, all right, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop it. Stop it, all right.
Speaker 8:Western Heights School District in Oklahoma, of all places, hired a drag queen to be their elementary school principal of all places. A drag queen principal in Oklahoma. Dr Shane Murnen goes by Miss Chantel Mandalay.
Speaker 4:Chantel Mandalay.
Speaker 8:This is Miss Mandalay at the little story hour.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, listen, listen.
Speaker 4:Oh no don't refresh.
Speaker 3:Someone needs to get throat punched. Oh man, everybody.
Speaker 6:I'm Miss Chantel and I'm here with the Metropolitan Library to send me a message. I want to thank the Metropolitan Library to celebrate pride. I want to thank you guys for letting me come share my stories with you about pride and being yourself. You guys have a great pride celebration in the month of June.
Speaker 1:And. I hope I see you real soon.
Speaker 8:Yeah, not a See you first. I guess during the interview process what Miss Mandalay did in her or his free time never came up. The drag principal has been charged with possessing child porn. Yeah, but Miss Mandalay, the drag queen principal, beat the charge and it was brought to the school's attention. The district said Miss Mandalay had an outstanding reputation and they're sticking with them. Now, if you were hiring an elementary school principal and a candidate presented himself as a drag queen that beat a child porn charge by the skin of his teeth, did you maybe keep looking for other candidates?
Speaker 3:Does this fucking infuriate anybody else?
Speaker 5:I hope, like the people of Oklahoma are pissed.
Speaker 4:I'm just I'm waiting for the clan, just waiting for the plan to come in, because this is what's going to happen.
Speaker 5:No, they need some bikers, some. Hell's Angels something clean that shit up.
Speaker 4:You know Jason Statham or something I don't know. Like I would, I'm sorry, no, how are? No? How are parents not losing their fucking marbles With? I would like to see what you say.
Speaker 3:I would like to see the enrollment numbers. That I went to school is by October 1st.
Speaker 4:I'm just, I don't, I don't know, man it's.
Speaker 5:It's almost.
Speaker 3:I'm not. I'm not a proponent of homeschooling, but uh.
Speaker 5:Yeah right, dude, I don't know what I do If I had kids now.
Speaker 3:I'm on fire right now. That's fucking.
Speaker 5:Like kid kids Like.
Speaker 4:I don't know what I'm. Mr Jones, yes, you're the principal Right. I just came out of my son Timmy's class and Miss Chantel has a suction cup dildos On the wall representing months, and I'm just confused. What's going on here?
Speaker 1:I.
Speaker 4:Hey, timmy, show me where. Show me where March is. Yeah, that big black one, the floppy one, are you fucking kidding me? Hi, april, show me where, show me where June is.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's the one that's vibrating the most black history month.
Speaker 4:That's the big dong. Oh, oh, oh All right.
Speaker 5:Hey, oh, my God.
Speaker 1:I'm a parent, yeah.
Speaker 4:And you sit down in the principal's office and you just turn to the side and there's a Sibian like sitting there Just teaching about pride. I mean what that would be the last day my kid went to school there.
Speaker 5:Yep, you know, like what are you going to do? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4:I really don't.
Speaker 5:I'd move out of town. You know I'm not puts my tax dollars toward that sort of shit. Time to go. You know I'm going to make the decisions I can make as a Look in consumer. You know, taxpayer, I'm just like move to.
Speaker 4:Texas. Like do you think the school board is the hook em horns? You think the school board is the people who came up with the fucking the media ad for Bud Light? To be honest with you, the Bud Light people look like geniuses compared to that fucking board event.
Speaker 3:I just how do you, how do you? How do you think that's a good idea? Child born, child born.
Speaker 5:I mean, dude, when you're even associated with a sentence with, with those two words like you shouldn't have a job around, you just can't be, hi, kids.
Speaker 4:Welcome to your first day in the Oklahoma elementary school. What happened? Son of a bitch, stop playing. Here we go Fucking bed, you know. Hey you guys ever you guys ever celebrate pride with it's raining men Just wondering. No, this is Chantel Mandalay.
Speaker 3:Yay Ben said Ben said. Mandalay tried to call. In Wait, somebody left a voicemail.
Speaker 5:Oh, was that Mandalay? Well, why is it? I think it's only not ringing down here.
Speaker 4:Is he, she listening?
Speaker 5:That was like a gang from Gangster New York.
Speaker 3:Well, we do property to play the voicemail on air.
Speaker 4:We do have a voicemail and let me just find it real quick. I just saw it. Heck, I'm excited. We're new with this. No, it's what sucks is dude. It's not showing up and I think it's just because of the, the wifi and shit. There it is, and so on. So, let's listen to. Supposedly, Chantel Mandalay left us a voicemail because it says yes, this is Chantel Mandalay.
Speaker 1:This is Chantel Mandalay.
Speaker 3:Does she have a Boston accent? Yes, this is Chantel.
Speaker 1:Mandalay and I just want to say you fucking bitches, better stop talking bad about me. I don't like that shit. You crack a motherfucker.
Speaker 5:She must be watching if she knows we're white.
Speaker 3:But wasn't she in white, also with powder?
Speaker 4:Now I see why the phone went straight to voicemail. So we weren't going to take that phone call. It sounded a little more manly than you get a.
Speaker 5:You get a print out of what it says yeah.
Speaker 4:Why it's not ringing. I have no idea.
Speaker 3:We'll fix that at some point. Oh, who's that? Is that breeze hall of fumbled?
Speaker 4:Oh, because I do not disturb on.
Speaker 5:Rees Hall compound Fracture All right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so like it's just an impeachable. People are just like you know, let's see how much of a fucking shit show we can create. And because? Reason? Why is this? If a person you know, drag, queen, whatever wants to get a job as a principal and they don't get the job, they're going to cry till fucking discrimination.
Speaker 5:Yeah, two fucking parents, not discrimination, no it's common safety it's common fucking sense and safety. You know yes.
Speaker 3:Like listen, which, again, I'm a big believer in what you do on your time as your business, as long as you're not throwing it in people's faces and jam it down their throats no pun intended. But uh, Timmy, but uh, just did you some things. Go, go, show me February.
Speaker 4:I'm going to teach you guys about gag reflex.
Speaker 3:Is it? Oh, oh, come on See what I did there. The only proper teacher's aid in that class would be Mr Garrison.
Speaker 4:I cannot wait till here, ai fucking, or what they talk about this. This should be good. Yeah, this should be good, should be really good. Um, yeah, dude, it's I mean then, speaking of a of rights being.
Speaker 3:Do we have any clips or anything about outrage in the community about this? No really, Dude, there's nothing With.
Speaker 4:that's what, that's what's crazy.
Speaker 5:They don't get bad press, man, they don't get bad press. I said they don't get bad press. I'm like what People's reactions, you know, they just get on the news.
Speaker 4:Pretty much. It's all for dude. It's all about clicks. It's all about clicks. Let me get my blue check mark. We just found out Tom must pay for a blue check mark because he has a blue, oscar's got a blue check mark next to his name on Twitter. That's like 999 a month. He's paying for you fucking serious.
Speaker 3:He couldn't fucking foot the bill for the hotline number. He's got a fucking blue check mark now.
Speaker 5:Look at it, call him up.
Speaker 3:He's fucking sleeping. It's 10 o'clock. He's fucking. He's been sleeping for two hours already.
Speaker 5:Text him you wake.
Speaker 4:Just wondering when did you become so popular on Twitter? But dude, the responses you see on Twitter fantastic. What normal adult would even remotely think this is okay to put a man, masquerading as a woman, arrested for child porn of all things, in a freaking elementary school? Has anyone that hired him not thought of why a man that likes child porn wants to be in an elementary school that dresses like a woman? Yeah, obvious questions. You know the fucking camera with the nuclear bombs.
Speaker 5:That's not leave out that he dresses like a woman.
Speaker 4:Well, sometimes I like to get into some of my night counts.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you know whatever.
Speaker 3:Listen, everyone's got a moomoo. So I told Tommy we want to know when he became a Twitter influencer.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because why is he not pushing the content?
Speaker 5:You know these are questions that we need answers to Tom.
Speaker 4:And if he's not answering then you know he's really not that important on Twitter, but you know to. We were talking about how the New Mexico governor fucking just pretty much says FU to the Constitution and in the Second Amendment.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they're going to get theirs.
Speaker 4:Just the other day, there was a ruling by the Fifth Circuit Court. All right, what do you think happened?
Speaker 5:We is Trump stuff.
Speaker 4:No, no, actually it's not Trump, no.
Speaker 5:That's nice. The Fifth Circuit Court was is Hunter Biden stuff on the twenty twenty four elect like Hunter Biden stuff.
Speaker 4:Uh no, not Hunter Biden, oh, but Biden, but Biden, not only Biden. Biden, big Joe, not only Biden. The FBI, when the CDC were found to be in violation of the First Amendment rights of millions of Americans, do you want to know why?
Speaker 5:Do you want to know more? I do.
Speaker 3:Yes, let's listen to Jesse Waters. I feel like we're in Starship Troopers.
Speaker 8:Fox News alert A bombshell ruling by the Fifth Circuit Court finding the Biden White House and the FBI and the CDC violated the First Amendment rights of millions of Americans by bullying tech companies into censoring free speech during the pandemic. According to that ruling, the White House quote coerced the platforms by way of intimidating messages and threats of adverse consequences. So, in other words, the Biden administration forced social media companies to remove our posts that were critical of the Biden administration or made the Biden White House look bad. This ruling could have a major impact on the 2024 election if Democrats lose control of the narrative.
Speaker 5:Kind of like how now Ivermectin's?
Speaker 4:a suitable drug to take for.
Speaker 5:Oh is that official now? Yeah, it's been made official. Yeah, okay, by the FDA.
Speaker 4:But I mean, I think it's time we sit down and we hash out a plan to what mountains we're going to. Yeah, I couldn't agree more Seriously, because sooner or later we're going to be taking that by drones. I want to face recognition. They're like oh, there's a two-eyed eagle.
Speaker 3:I want a small island in the Caribbean that we could fortify with 50-caliber machine guns. No, we need the yeah dude, you're on an island.
Speaker 4:You're on an island. You're on an island. Woods, no way out, woods Mountains we got to go Wolverines.
Speaker 5:Yeah, at least he tunnel on their ground, find a cave.
Speaker 4:All right, harry Tubman, I mean Jesus.
Speaker 5:Yeah, Harry Tubman.
Speaker 4:A tunnel on the ground.
Speaker 2:No, what, what.
Speaker 1:Any Harry Shit. I have not said that. Come on Underground Railroad you OK, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:I thought I was just coming up with some fucking history. But yeah, no island, no island.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you don't want to do that.
Speaker 5:I mean God, it's so cold in the woods though You're sitting duck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you make a fire, It'd be warm. It'd be warm in the Caribbean.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but you're still going to die from some stupid alligator of shark attack, jellyfish infection.
Speaker 5:You know some Stingray, you know that's poppycock, Some fucking little monkey.
Speaker 4:Yeah, of course the ones with the red asses. You know the baboons, the baboons throwing shit at Matt. I could just see Matt getting into a fight with a baboon, His ass kicked.
Speaker 5:Dude, they, they would maul him and kick big Billy's ass, what I don't know. I think a bad move could take, billy.
Speaker 4:I think Billy can wrestle a grizzly Probably win, yeah, I think he would.
Speaker 3:At the end of the day, Billy would probably start jacking him off or something. Come here, bear.
Speaker 5:Get over here, bear, come on, come on, come on, there's trying to get away. All you need to release All you need to release.
Speaker 4:You're building up the pressure. God, that's why you're so angry and aggressive, but now it's, it's dude. The more and more, the more and more shit that comes out about this government and and this, this administration like they're just like we don't fucking care, Dude.
Speaker 5:I feel like I poke my head up every now and then and I'm just like fuck, right back down. You know, like it's not over yet.
Speaker 4:It's so bad, but it's. I would love to know um like how much of our, like our phone conversations and all of them, everything, everything, every TikTok's got it. Anyway, China's got it.
Speaker 5:Your TVs, your Alexa's, your phones, like you ever see Facebook? You ever see the videos of the phones Like, um. I forget what sort of filter they have on it, um, but it's constantly flashing.
Speaker 4:Like it's taking photos.
Speaker 5:It's constantly taking your photo.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I remember seeing that. Uh, like two weeks ago I saw that. But um, thank you, sir, that's wrestling the bear. I had to go to a strongbox, but it's just, it's also to like you notice it when you're talking about something. Next, you know, you see the fucking ads on Facebook. Oh yeah, you know it's, it's, I don't know. Man, I think we got to go. We got we have to go completely off the grid. Yeah, I got no problem doing that. I'm down with Kevin. You're a lost cause.
Speaker 5:I think you're the first one to die. I feel like a lot of people in this world would get the shakes if you took their fucking internet. Oh, you know like they're fucking.
Speaker 3:I'd have to. I'd have to go back old school and have to pull the porn collection out of the attic.
Speaker 4:Where are my magazines?
Speaker 5:You're numismatic, right.
Speaker 3:I need my Playboy Centerful from 1989.
Speaker 4:Oh, josh Allen, just throw a pic, yeah, but what's with that 40 pound jug of Vaseline? Why are you thinking that I get really bad chap lips in winter? I?
Speaker 5:didn't know, they made him that big.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they do, custom made. Yeah, dude, I don't know, man, I got like. The more and more shit that goes on in this country, the more nonsense that I see, the more corruption, the conspiracies, the fucking blackmail and whatnot. I think in 2024. The election I don't know if we're going to make it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I don't know if there's going to be one.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, because Alexa said it too. How did that guy listen? How did he get that fucking thing? How did, how did that happen? How they did you think so yeah?
Speaker 5:Don't be so.
Speaker 4:What are you talking about? Whoa, whoa, whoa, mr. You thought you saw offline Whoa, I know I've seen, yeah, but there was a video that him and I watched last night and were you holding hands, we were cuddling with what's she on? Tell me to like, of course, and a double bass only? Yeah, we're talking about pride and you know other things. So there's video of this guy who asks a lot Alexa, who will win the 2024 election. I saw that and then response that came back and I was like Kev is your thing in the kitchen? Alexa is like so let me see, and it says Biden's leading. Yeah, his, his said Biden's leading. I'm like, obviously, this thing is fucking wrong.
Speaker 3:When did you buy? When did you buy that? Three years ago, two years ago?
Speaker 5:I don't know she bought it. I'm kidding, I don't buy it, she just shows up.
Speaker 3:What she makes sense. That's why we're here. She does. She does talk to Alexa a lot, though, on purpose or just because no one else is around for her to talk to.
Speaker 4:I don't think Kevin's being.
Speaker 5:I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 4:I'm cooking. Just shut it. Talk to Alexa. I'm busy, but it's I don't know. I mean I honestly like I do not feel good moving forward the next year and a half or so. I just think I have a bad feeling. Bad things are going to happen. That's just the way I feel about just because of all the bullshit that people are getting away with.
Speaker 3:It's going to get worse before it gets better.
Speaker 4:That means the apocalypse, the cockpocalypse. No, the UFO, the cockpocalypse. That's how? Yeah, the dills are going to be thrown all over the place. Shrewd amongst them.
Speaker 1:Miss Chantel is on the hoverboard throwing dills.
Speaker 3:Pride. She's got to try it with dills on.
Speaker 5:Which elementary school kids aren't with dildos? Oh, come on Taking down neighborhoods.
Speaker 3:Oh why. Why Just elementary school kids with dills taken down? What?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, superheroes with dildos.
Speaker 5:Good luck with that.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, I can't. Here we go, cape Crusader with dildos. It's to come out as Batman with dildos Watch no.
Speaker 4:I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm Fearing. I am fearing the next couple of years. Why is it still blank?
Speaker 5:I agree with you. You know like a lot of shit can happen.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and I don't even like, I can't even come up with something outrageous of what's going to happen.
Speaker 5:Like you're going to see Texas like like secede and become their own country.
Speaker 4:That I'm hoping California goes into the ocean. Yeah, yeah, I want to say I really do want to see the real life. San Andreas, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3:You know, I mean, if you listen to all the future travelers on Tik Tok, something like that's going to be happening.
Speaker 4:I mean speaking of the end of the world? Do we have the perfect storm coming?
Speaker 5:Oh, hurricane, lee.
Speaker 4:Did you, did you? Did you not see like I saw it? Yeah, are we going to seriously like? I want to know if I'm Jake Gyllenhaal right now down in the city waiting for a fucking big wave to come over to the Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 5:No, I think.
Speaker 3:I don't think, I don't think the water will make it up here from there with it.
Speaker 4:It doesn't matter, just want to see craziness. I don't want to see craziness, but you know you don't mean I understand what you're saying because I'm not there, right, yes, yes, four million people in the city. It's drought. We're in the mountains, bam. So you don't fuck that shit, because there's another thing why you wouldn't go to an island Boom. Where the fuck is that? Think about it. Okay, what do you got to do? You're right. Oh, we're going too far to snow. Let's bunker down. I'm sure we would find some subways tunnels. We can make A lot of shoveling. I think I'd dive exposure from.
Speaker 1:Railroad. A set of cuddling with hats.
Speaker 4:Railroads, you know, bring the new Mexicans up there with us. Yeah, just what now?
Speaker 1:The old ones, the old ones were better workers Sorry.
Speaker 5:You couldn't help that yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm not sure where that last one came from, but all right, I was just thinking about what it would be like if we were confined to a fucking tunnel.
Speaker 4:It's going to be bad up there. It's going to be awful. It's going to be really bad. I'm really fucking scared right now. It's going to suck. I'm going to get fucking raped by a bear Skellops.
Speaker 3:Well, it depends how long we were up there. You might not be raped.
Speaker 4:Skellops no a hairy guy.
Speaker 5:Skellops Reaped Skellops.
Speaker 3:No, we went with the Spakin' rape Skellops. No, we went with the bear thing huh yes.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 4:Damn it. I thought that was a good one for a second. Definitely didn't go over well, because Kevin's talking about raped scallops.
Speaker 5:We raping again?
Speaker 4:No, no, First of all we're ever going to be in the woods. We're not going to be able to get scallops, If you think about it. However, Kevin's like no, I'm going on an excursion to get some exotic foods.
Speaker 3:Fucking. I think there's a Giko's in the valley down there.
Speaker 4:Kevin comes back six weeks later with fucking rotten lobster.
Speaker 3:I thought it would last. I didn't have any dry ice.
Speaker 4:Oh God, it's going to fucking suck, man, I already know it. Definitely some time happening at the election.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I definitely like buy a case of water or two. Keep that on hand. Case of water or two, what?
Speaker 4:are you talking?
Speaker 5:about yeah, it was, society fucking breaks.
Speaker 4:I told the paper you got to go to pee. All right, go pee. He has. He gets the worst bladder ever, the smallest bladder of any man. Oh my God, I wait till I'm almost pissing myself. That's when I go.
Speaker 3:But did you? I'm fine. I'm fine, I got a few seconds, like like it snuck up on you.
Speaker 4:And then, to even make myself even more worried, I had to watch the Giants Cowboys game last night. That's when I knew the world was coming to an end.
Speaker 3:Actually, I knew much earlier in the day. The fucking raiders are leading the AFC West as we speak.
Speaker 4:I'm waiting for a pig to fly by, something like that.
Speaker 3:I think it just went outside to piss.
Speaker 4:What the hell is that flying next to his microphone? Let me tell you something the clailiness down here is really has been under par. Hey, what's going on? Whatever, what are you talking about? Yeah, that pee man oh yeah, that's all we were talking about, yeah did you actually go outside?
Speaker 3:You just piss in the corner.
Speaker 5:No, I made it outside. Okay, you sure. Yeah, I did, maybe a little drip down the pant leg, but I'm okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I usually don't get upset if I if I tinker a little on the underwear.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's good, yeah, even if it's a big wet spot.
Speaker 3:I'm just like yeah whatever I couldn't hold it. We're getting a little older. Sometimes it doesn't matter. Sometimes you dribble.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dribble ain't the word. I'm just like where the fuck did that come from?
Speaker 5:Yeah, sometimes it's one drop, Sometimes it's five.
Speaker 4:Sometimes it's a long stream.
Speaker 3:Why am I pissing on the wall? I can't believe you're still three people watching this. Yeah, they love us.
Speaker 4:They're probably as old as we are and having problems Not that same problem.
Speaker 3:I'm just pissing, so we know Ben is someone, someone sitting there going that's a prostate issue. You guys got to get that checked out.
Speaker 4:I am not getting a finger up my butt.
Speaker 5:I think it's like the two liter bottle of orange soda I had like two and three quarter beers.
Speaker 3:That's what I paid for from an Asian woman, right? Yeah, yeah, okay, you have to be careful when you make blanket statements.
Speaker 4:Asian woman, small fingers. Yeah, yeah, you could probably do it, I just no, no, that I think about. I'm like I got to flush the system out, so I don't have cocky on her on her fingertips.
Speaker 3:You know, that's really her business. No, poopy, you leave, she watches her hands. No, look at that. What are you?
Speaker 4:putting.
Speaker 3:Well then you better see a dog. You're about other things.
Speaker 4:I swear to God, I'm taking a lot of fiber in it. I swear, why does it look like that? I just had some peanuts.
Speaker 3:Is that extra? Why don't? I don't know if this is still relevant to the conversation, but Ben says he pisses himself all the time. Nice, nice.
Speaker 4:I imagine that like a lot A magic.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Are you?
Speaker 4:wearing diapers.
Speaker 3:Like you, pee the bed after a rough night of drinking. I just lost.
Speaker 4:Damn it. What I just lost, some fantasy. Yeah, what are you? What are?
Speaker 3:you Fuck it.
Speaker 4:James Cook reception just beat me, I just lost. I'm losing by a point.
Speaker 3:South Pole Kinger. What did he say? Shitting out.
Speaker 4:I don't know what that is.
Speaker 5:Is that a baseball bud? Yes, yeah, from. Was he there to witness the historic day?
Speaker 4:No, nope, no, he was, he did not.
Speaker 5:Really.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he did not get to witness that.
Speaker 5:I hope he's heard about it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he actually fucking texted me. He said he's proud of me.
Speaker 5:Okay, so that's why I love Kenny. Do you want to talk about it?
Speaker 4:Oh no, I mean, we don't really need to talk about it. I hit a fucking bomb in baseball.
Speaker 5:On the team you and Matt play on.
Speaker 4:Yes, Against the team that we fucking demoralize All the time. We hate them. There's a lot of bad blood.
Speaker 5:Are they any good? Yeah, like can they beat you? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4:We were up 12-2 in the game that time.
Speaker 5:So what were like? Let's hear about it.
Speaker 3:Did you hit the home run after it was tied at 12?
Speaker 4:No, we were up Just a whole month. 8-2 is when I hit it, then we were up 12-2. A home run, yeah, grand slam.
Speaker 1:Oh, great offense Over the fence Center field at Beagle.
Speaker 5:He's not getting inside the Parker.
Speaker 4:No, I'll fall down after first base. You know I mean, come on, you're never throwing 80 miles an hour, just shut your mouth. I don't know. I'm pretty sure. Look at that. See, never been prouder. Thank you, kenny, thank you and, and two web gems in the field.
Speaker 3:Web gems.
Speaker 4:Web gems. One Can you describe them All right. First one was I'm running backwards on a pop fly. What position were you playing? Third base, the hot corner, the hot corner. Running backwards, and I realized how fat I was and I couldn't get my glove over my head like this to get it. So I reached out my fat hand and I caught it bare hand.
Speaker 3:Allah. Kevin Mitchell 1987. Yes, maybe fatter.
Speaker 4:Nice, maybe fatter. And then in the eighth inning it's 12, 12 bases. Juice there up. Dude hits a fucking bullet to third. I dive, snag it, get up to my feet and throw him out and the inning An absolute bullet, like on the belly. In terms of throwing for me. Yeah, that was a bullet Like it. It was in my mind. I'm like wow, I just threw that 600 miles an hour.
Speaker 3:You didn't just kind of like fall down and stop the ball Like it was a bullet?
Speaker 4:No, it was a fucking. It was a seed to third. Yeah, it's sunny. Yeah, it's sunny. I was. I felt like Will Ferrell in old school when he was like he did that whole fucking thing during the debate test. Yeah, I had not. About experience. Great day Next week. Probably three strikeouts. Here you go. We have a double header next week. I know I have to go. Yeah, you do have to go. Where is it?
Speaker 5:It's a hope, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, nine o'clock. Game 1130 game both seven in and games. Yeah, nine o'clock yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Talk like you're never up.
Speaker 4:Well, here's the deal now We've checked us out. We've won. We've won six games in a row. We're 11 and four. The two top teams are 12 and four. We just beat one of the top teams If we beat if we team that's won the championship, then God knows how many years in a row we got to sweep them. We take first place going into the playoffs.
Speaker 5:Oh, do you want me to come heckle the other?
Speaker 4:game.
Speaker 5:Like, I'll just be like that guy.
Speaker 4:Who's his asshole over here? Who's his asshole Jackass? You know, nice, throw Jackass. Let's fucking. Let's go Thursday night, Danbury, King around the mound playoffs. Good luck, King around. I can't make the fucking Danbury. That's where you're fucking playing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, the Yankees have a playoff game in Danbury. Yeah.
Speaker 5:Oh, rogers, park, when is it, roger? Yes, oh my.
Speaker 4:God, the worst scheduling of all fucking time ever. You got to see the. Where we were playing this year was was fucking. We're in Marlboro, danbury, all over the joint no-transcript.
Speaker 3:I mean yeah.
Speaker 5:You guys played at Danbury.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yes, I was one. No, you went nine o'clock in the morning, nine o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 5:Well, I just I.
Speaker 3:Nine o'clock, you're still in your third cup of coffee with your fifth cigarette and you're taking it out for the 12th time I wasn't worried about me.
Speaker 5:I was more like you guys, like you playing baseball at nine am like we've never had this conversation. I want to win this Motherfuckers looking at me. Like you didn't sleep all fucking day yesterday, yeah, yeah, so what I'm just saying, you know? Like you.
Speaker 4:But I'm a gamer, I come out and play. Ok, all right, let's shut your mouth. Then when are you, kevin? Hmm, where are you Saturday mornings, if you, if you get through what are you doing?
Speaker 3:We certainly can use that help.
Speaker 4:Huh, mowing the fucking lawn, trimming the edges. Where are you? We're on the field sweating. He's picking up dog shit in the backyard. Even he's sweating when he gets into place on the beach, mostly sweating when he's sitting on the beach. It's true, it's true.
Speaker 3:I'm really not. I'm not much more in the team as a screaming and yelling at people.
Speaker 4:Keep it, I'm keeping everyone loose. He's probably one of the worst teamies to ever have. If you make an error, oh yeah, that's all I got to say. Everyone else.
Speaker 3:It's all I got to say. Everyone else seems to enjoy when I hackle you, but I see.
Speaker 4:I wish you were there so you saw the fucking place, because you would never open your mouth ever again.
Speaker 3:I'm so happy I wasn't Damn it. I'd be that guy.
Speaker 4:As soon as you hit that ball, I would have been like fuck, kennedy's just saying, and just saying a take a deep bowling league for the winter, not up in Sawgirdies Now nowhere.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, king, no no bowling.
Speaker 4:What about a cornhole inside Cornhole?
Speaker 3:King, you come down to come down to Kent and we'll play. We'll put you on the kickball team. You can't you?
Speaker 4:there, across the border from Canada bro.
Speaker 3:So far up there, Coming up way up north eh.
Speaker 5:Do they got a cornhole leagues that like bars and shit I totally get into?
Speaker 3:Definitely. I'm sure they do the Brewster's out. One of the Alks clubs, not the Brewster one, one of the Alks clubs has a full on finish base. But they got like eight setups and they did the leagues.
Speaker 4:Imagine we were playing and you saw a nubs walk or hop in. Imagine that get rolled in Roll. Yeah, but who's that? Starfish, patrick the starfish, who's that? Oh wow.
Speaker 5:Oh oh.
Speaker 4:I thought that was genius. I think the second. I thought of it.
Speaker 3:I thought it was awesome. I think we've hit every group tonight.
Speaker 4:Yeah, listen, I'm coming after everybody. It don't fucking matter, nobody's safe. We're all going to die. Two thousand twenty four is coming and we're going to be fucking destroyed by UFOs, which is actually the government ACAC.
Speaker 3:ACAC, acac.
Speaker 5:You've been hot on the UFO trail lately, man. Listen you've caught the fever.
Speaker 3:I've seen a few things. You know catches the eye. What have you seen? I sent anything of interest. I sent to you guys. I know this and it's it's. You told me to send them to one place. That's what I do. No, you didn't, just so you know.
Speaker 9:But what you would do is you would send one I did.
Speaker 4:You would send it in the group text and then you would message me on TikTok with it. I'm like, come the fuck on Well.
Speaker 3:sometimes I'm drunk and I forget what I did.
Speaker 5:Dude, I didn't know you could send people videos on TikTok because I was like I was hitting, like the, my red buttons. You know, like I like the email like the comedian you know like it says in your inbox and shit. You know like I was like clearing that out because I fucking can't stand those. And I was like oh shit, like people send me. You know, like you guys sent me stuff, I'm like oh shit, you know, like real fucking nice, Sorry, Real fucking nice.
Speaker 4:Well, what about this? Do you remember one of the videos you sent? Now, this is.
Speaker 9:This is a reason we're just getting in these really very disturbing, incredible images, the video of Russian warplanes buzzing a US US Navy destroyer, the USS Cook, in international USS in the Baltic Sea. You served as a pilot in the US Air Force.
Speaker 3:How dangerous Delvin Cook kind of situation you said Delvin Cook, maybe, maybe it's the USS James Cook feet of the cook.
Speaker 7:Yeah, it's very dangerous. Two points on that number One seventy five feet is actually really close. And this is really close. Typical operating procedures. If you want to show a force, it's usually not at seventy five feet. And the other issue is they were basically simulating a strafing run on our Navy ship.
Speaker 3:Now, holy shit, look how close that was. Hey, they're poking the bear man. So I saw the video.
Speaker 7:The commander for exercising discipline in this situation. Yeah, had this been, for whatever reason a real strafing run. We would not have known that until after the first pass. So this is very serious escalation. It's also worthy to note I believe there was a Polish helicopter on board. You know, in 2006, I was in Kyrgyzstan with a military.
Speaker 5:There's a joke in there somewhere.
Speaker 4:I'm trying to find it. I'm trying to find it. Did they forget that the helicopter was on board? And since it's Polish, there's a Polish helicopter.
Speaker 3:I didn't have a leg I totally forgot I was a pilot.
Speaker 4:But it's just. Everything's heating up, everything is getting.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's kids, it's, it's tipping points, like we're all getting the tipping points. You know society, you know the like, the world government, whatever, nwo.
Speaker 4:That's the name. That's the name my fancy football team.
Speaker 5:I just took an L, though I just took an L, you know, it's all. It's all the tipping points, man.
Speaker 4:I don't know. I don't know it's. I mean, what are we going to see? First World War Three or an uninterrupted election?
Speaker 5:World War Three. World War Three, yeah For sure.
Speaker 4:I don't know. And it's just, it fucking sucks, it sucks, it's not great. No, no, I mean, can you imagine being in the woods, matt cold out, you're freezing, you want to buddy up? He puts awesome heat.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'd buddy up with him.
Speaker 3:I am so uncomfortable right now you got.
Speaker 4:you want a spoon, you want me in the front, or you want to be whatever you want. I mean we're going back to back, I'm going to. Just fair warning, I do wake up with morning wood.
Speaker 3:I'm like I'm going on an AIDS diet or something or I'm going to lose a lot of weight. Now you're going to get out of this position.
Speaker 4:You say I did.
Speaker 2:AIDS.
Speaker 4:Yeah Well, God, you got so skinny in a month.
Speaker 5:I'm like what exactly do you eat on that?
Speaker 3:I basically, basically, basically, I'm looking for dirty needles. Drunk A coke coke died would be too expensive, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:It won't be expensive. If you're in the mountains, can we get some, some cocoa plants and maybe are we going to?
Speaker 3:we're going to mill our own cocaine, why not?
Speaker 5:Well, we're going to have to go to South mountains than like Georgia, because it's not going to be warm. You need more of a temperate climate than you do over here.
Speaker 3:I mean anyone who knows anything about that would know that.
Speaker 4:A horticulture, Kevin the cartel. I mean, of course he knows he's, he's, he's the fucking son-in-law of Jackson Bjorn. Of course he knows.
Speaker 5:Alleged son-in-law.
Speaker 3:The Orbs cartel by finance by by by Jackson Bjorn.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dude, that's why he's telling you right now he's going to start to memoir right now. Can I, can, I can? I was there at the beginning. Can I be in the footnotes? Just, you know, just on the one, like we brought it to light, you in the cartel.
Speaker 5:I can't talk about OK.
Speaker 4:I just wanted to make sure. Well, anyhow, we've been fucking recording for an hour and 15 minutes. It's about that time, yeah, I mean once. It's usually the case closed once we start talking about the cartel with Kevin, the Orbs cartel. Unfortunately, we have no information we can dive.
Speaker 5:I can't corroborate anything.
Speaker 4:That's no different than any other day. Can we corroborate anything with Jackson Bjorn?
Speaker 5:Nothing of late. No, no, sorry Tell you.
Speaker 4:it's like a spy, definitely a spy. He's like. He's like I'm saying he's got a gold bag, so am I six?
Speaker 5:I can't comment on ongoing investigation.
Speaker 3:Of course you can't Operation. Treadmill is classified.
Speaker 2:Red Mill.
Speaker 4:You got to watch a copy right. We have Operation Pussycunt.
Speaker 3:Oh, operation PC, You're so PC.
Speaker 5:Like you couldn't go one show without it. Ok, Like the. Are you kidding me? Dude?
Speaker 4:I feel fucking bad I feel I feel kind of bad now because I was in Alice's, relentless with it.
Speaker 5:You have no feelings.
Speaker 4:I giggle when I hear it. Those are my feelings, so I get I giggly and happy.
Speaker 5:Don't tell me you felt something you have.
Speaker 4:I felt it.
Speaker 5:I did feel it oh gosh, Like people are going to make me make the news one day.
Speaker 3:What? That's what's good. That's what's going to set you over the edge.
Speaker 5:You never know, dude, on a rough day, that could be the tipping point.
Speaker 3:How angry you are.
Speaker 4:Draft a what happened on draft a? Did I miss him?
Speaker 5:You were there. Oh yeah, I was doing, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh, I forgot about that. What we do in life.
Speaker 4:That goes in. Gentlemen, we're going to leave this one off before Kevin gets arrested For having people touch his pussy. Can't See you? I love you. I love you. Yeah, take it. Take it, follow us everywhere. Make sure you keep a lookout for Kevin's fucking mugshot, because he's going to be locked up soon. That's right I have.
Speaker 1:You.
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